What would you have done?

Not been in London

Drive over them

Shot them with my .45

get down on my knees and suck them off

why didn't they just drive on?

Let them stab me, bleed out, leave Arsenal

link for full clip ?

The kebabs they ordered where still being made while they got attackted and then the guy was getting the order wrong, so Özil had to get out and tell him he wanted garlic and extra onions and sead's was chilli and just meat, no salad at all.

pull a gun and shoot. oh wait, i live in a country where you can be trusted with a gun.

or

i'd move to where i can defend myself and not be left lacking to the criminal hoards.

or

find a place to live where police actually are allowed to do their jobs and i am considered responsible enough to be allowed to defend myself.

lel

anybody got the link for the full video? all i see is rewind of kolasinac running around the car

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Shot them to death.
Simple as

Pull over to the side and watch my boys beat them up. If i make 15m+ a year there is no way i drive around without my boys or bodyguards.

offer my wife as compensation for the robber's valuable time

Tell them to follow me on twitch then floss on them

he's not Lukaku

don't you mean 'driver over'?

Drive to the police station

dab respectfully

lmao

drive on them, they were behind the car so it would have been easy af, anything would have been better than being a Pussil and leave Kolasinac abandoned after he tried to save him

>pack of Marlboro Reds in her purse
That's my kind of woman

>*teleport behind them*
>do a Michael Jackson scream while keeping my face obscured by my hat
>remove my right hand of my pocket
>*five point palm'd the first guy*
>heart explodes and he falls
>disarm the next guy by dancing like MJ and fancy kick his knife out of his hand.
>everything becomes dark
>100 combo punches and kicks is heard
>light comes back, guy is dead on the sidewalk. Me with my back to the camera holding my jacket over my shoulder with my right hand and my left hand on my pocket. Kanji symbol for "hero" made of glowing plasma appears floating near my back.
>"eh, nothin' personal kiddo"

Anyone got a webm?

most of you virgin freaks would've acted like ozil

you're not built like that

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you're not wrong
she's really disgusted

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>when everyone is still in shock after the armed robbery but you just spotted Auba making a run

>a fucking knife
Literally nothing. Would just sit in my 200k euro G-wagon fortress and just drive away, lmao. The fuck are they going to do

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haha like nigga just lock the doors

>brit thieves

Show up on a friggin MOPED carrying a butter knife with their accent: "IM EER TO ROB U M8"

would anyone else just laugh?

i-is that a girl on the right?

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Thank you, leaf.

Also, based Sead.

Did this nigga started driving off while his friend is in danger outside trying to fight them...?

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based

based jap

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one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through the canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.