/bundes/

sané deal at 14h
press conference
heard it here first

>implying Bild isn't making up the majority of those

FRIENDLY REMINDER

TODAY 18:30
SCHUTTGART - HANGOVER 69

DO NOT MISS

truly best bundes

haha the sex number haha :D

Shareholder damage control already in full force, I see.

Having 12 (twelve) players who earn more than 5m european euros per year is way too many.
Imagine you are the manager of a club that pays 5m to Rode, 4m to Toprak (lmao), 7m für Schürrle (:DDDD). An honorable manager would have killed himself a long time ago, should really have some jap mentality.
Midfielders like Eggstein or Stöger would have more impact earining like half of those clowns

If I was a shareholder I'd point out that according to Bild Buyern's current shitsquad is earning 250m€ per year.

>7m für Schürrle (:DDDD)
how did that happen btw

both wrong information

can you make a new thread?

thats what you get for spamming all those BBC threads, based jannys

for me? it's the french fraction

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Niggers aren't French

woah there, careful with that hot take

nice Fettsteiß on that 2nd guy from the left

280m actually
>for 21 players
lumo

>imagine not taking your sunday off to watch LASK - CASHPOINT

is osi bundes or 2 bundes the best bundes? i can never tell.

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obviously 2nd bundes. the dry and smooth ösi brain is not very creative and has to reuse terms he finds online.

3rd bundes > 2nd bundes
The only reason to rate 2nd bundes now is HSV, don't @ me

>Nico Schulz
>6M
lmao

based

youtube.com/watch?v=Zwb-JUh4r_4

Tuchel prepairing for the Paris job.

/best bundes/ is best bundes, meaning ösi bundes. Always been that way and all other information like is incorrect

You are completely right, that's why we refuse to go up and bottle any chance of promotion after christmas.
t. Monster Münster management

go make your own /ösibundes/ you schluchtenscheißer retards

but if such a thread would be made it would obviously be called /best bundes/

do it, then you can spam brainlet wojaks all you want

>implying I ever posted a brainlet wojak

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Wer hier hat Brandt?

jacob italiano

et tu, jt?

Manager Michael Zorc (56) sagt euphorisch: „Giovanni ist ein sehr, sehr großes Talent. Wir sind sehr stolz, dass wir ihn für uns gewinnen konnten. An ihm war so ziemlich jeder größere Klub aus Europa dran. Aber wir waren bei ihm sehr früh im Thema. Er ist zwar noch sehr jung, aber ein Transfer bot sich einfach an, weil wir auf der Position, auf der er spielt, noch Bedarf hatten.“

Nach SPORT BILD-Informationen entdeckte der Vizemeister den Sohn von Ex-Bundesliga-Profi Claudio Reyna (jetzt Sportdirektor bei New York City FC) und Danielle Egan (ehemalige US-Fußball-Nationalspielerin) bei den „Nike Friendlies“ im November 2017, einem U-17-Jugendturnier in Florida. Der damals erst 14-jährige Reyna überragte als jüngster Spieler des Turniers. Neben dem FC Barcelona und Ajax Amsterdam streckte vor allem Manchester City seine Fühler nach dem gebürtigen Engländer aus Durham aus. Doch der BVB bekam nach monatelangem Werben den Zuschlag. Knackpunkt: Nach dem Scouting-Trip in die Staaten lud die Borussia Reynas Familie nach Dortmund ein, überzeugte sie von ihrem Modell. Vater Claudio wusste aus seiner Bundesliga-Vergangenheit zudem um den guten Ruf der Borussia.

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more like sheep-shagger

>paying them more than what they need to
Why would they do this? They wont hold Sancho longer than his current contract anyway.

Any pre-season meme games today?

RB Leipzig - Stade Rennes
and also 2.Bundesliga starts today

those are only schätzungen

youtube.com/watch?v=QFJA9qJKkHM

----------Sommer
Lainer--Ginter--Elvedi--Sarr
-------Kramer--Zakaria
------------Neuhaus
----Embolo--------Thuram
--------------Plea

Yeah, i'm thinking they're black.

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yup, thats özil.

>not mentioning their best signing

white man's RB Leipzig

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>he thinks they're selling werner
>he thinks werner isn't going on a free in 2020

I think he just wanted to fit as many blacks as were feasible

Is rb leipzig just some secret jew plot to bring more niggers to saxony

No I do think that, but Werner is shit and Augustin will bench him, Nagelsmann already seems to favour him.

watch this

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Give me a save bet for the Stuttgart game you faggots.

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1:1

both team to score? isn't that better?

0-0

X and under 2.5 goals

2:1 Stuttgart wins

Still you're missing some crucial players like Forsberg, Klostermann, Kampl, Sabitzer, Demme, Halstenberg etc and Lookman should be in the blacked team.

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Who the fuck can stop us now

>us
I thought you were a Hertha customer

BENIS XDD

whats your oppinion on Braco?

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I'm Ukrainian on vacation

You idiots might wanna not believe everything some tabloid shits out.

Sancho earns 8 million per year, since they renewed his contract.

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made this before the Lookman transfer was official, and of course, they wont play like that

i'm in southern france and it's raining right now :3

more like northern africa

haha xd

lucky basterd

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>snow in july

will we have a scream for the stuttgart game?

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Gulácsi, Konaté, Werner, Nkunku, Cunha, Mukiele, Halstenberg, Laimer, Demme, Kampl, Krauß

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>2. Bundesliga starts today
>1. Bundesliga starts in 3 (three) weeks
why is this allowed?

And which tabloid are you basing this on?

The one called "Dortmund is an AG, so they have to disclose the info."

So surely the tabloid wouldnt be dumb enough to only get one number wrong?

>m.faz.net/aktuell/gesellschaft/ungluecke/badeunfall-in-bayern-13-jaehriger-verliert-arm-beim-baden-16304053.html
>Er ist dann selbst noch zu einem Kiosk gegangen, und Freunde haben den Arm wohl nachgebracht.
metal as fuck

>phone posting

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Show your source then maybe ill buy it

I'm sitting outside in the sun, yes, you goddamn faggot

>sitting outside in the sun
>still posting on 4channel
sad!

dwi, the beer's arriving just now

>Sahne to Bayern on monday

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bundes is shit

no u

Leipzig - Rennes
mdr.de/mediathek/livestreams/mdr-plus/eventlivestreamzweiww-1094.html

Augsburg - Villareal
youtube.com/watch?v=GC6wesw6HIk

Did I claim otherwise my dear Razor?

Why bother? Dortmund sucks dick and Shareholders are retards amirite Razor?

>Werner
i cant stand another season of this

the ösi is welcome in the /bundes/

t. thorsten bundes

someone break his legs already

comfy stadium

>the ösi is welcome in the /bundes/
no he isnt, i dont want to be associated with psychopaths

>Leipzig - Rennes
comfy game

absolute madaustrian

yes yes

RBL v Rennes is 3x45 btw

>werner

>Nkunku

N

based Thorsten

traditional way of aquiring a gf if you are ugly or poor, hit one over the head with a stick and take her home. The real shame is that she went to the police despite promising not to, typically woman

>abduct your future wife
>lock your daughter(s) in the basement when your wife becomes old and ugly
Austrian dating advice is fascinating

>werner even in a friendly

I was literally defending dortmunds policy of not overpaying. Youre just so stuck in your schluchtenscheisser victim mentality that you got into an autistic fit without backing up anything with actual numbers. Im not going to fact check your claims for you and Ill believe the 10 other sources I see before I see a stat from your end saying otherwise you caveman. Why are you still on this board?

thinking about buttholes atm

whats your conclusion?

allez dommage bien joué!

Males look better than females

>Werner
absolute state of this guy

>werner
how is he a striker

on behalf of all Austrians I want to note that the shareholder is not actually Austrian

>halstenberg

haha

>Halstenberg

Not me btw

is it hot in germany?

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im a girl btw

Well thats comforting

29°C in Leipzig currently

>girl
>doesn't watch women's football
>complains that women doesn't get the same wages as men

the Jahn will make the 2nd Bundes his little cum slut

>gulacsi
goat

O R B A N

ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN ORBAN

But I have to leave now, have a nice evening /bundes/

HAve a nice one, and don't die out in the sun, >we need you here!

watching the Heldencup rn

faggot

why

based Nafriköln

>Sport im Osten
based, but shouldn't you be watching Sport im Fernen Osten instead, fren?

1 hour to go

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what do they mean by this

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see

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uhm...guys?

idgi

2-6
apologize

>fielname

>Köln
quite gay desu

...

Rooting for Hannover today

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investing a € with my recommendation
safe thing

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Tuchel wanting Shirley is a meme. He wanted Bellarabi (lol), but when they couldn't get him, Zorc went after Schürlel.

How does that work? You win the bet if it ends in a draw or 0:2? You can't combine 2 bets on bwin like that.

footy is back :)

both conditions must be met, 0-2 goals and game ends draw. It is under Special Bets on Interwetten

Now if only you would leave.

its an own category on bwin even, this is for Rapid - Salzburg

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rude

ah okay. I will remember that.

Regionalliga Nord-Ost also started today with Lok Leipzig - Hertha II. 2:1 for Lok, 30 min to go.

>Rooting for Hannover
Disgusting

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tooor

GOALMEZ

>Mit ihr nahm er an den Weltmeisterschaften 2010 und 2018 sowie an den Europameisterschaften 2008, 2012 und 2016 teil.
From Gomez' wikipedia. Tough luck to have missed 2014

What's you opinion on Milchbrötchen, /bundes/? How do you guys eat them?
For me, it's with additional Butter

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Shut up, Hannover is based

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>this is a 10/10 in Hannover

...

For me, it's out of a girl's butthole

BANG *sips* BANG

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ahhhh
now that's a knipser

it really is

ALABA ALABA ALABA

PRUTFART

Zieler still gets paid by Stuttgart it seems

>wristlet goalkeepers

16. Hertha
17. Frankfurt
18. Augsburg

LMAO

nice debut lmaooo

Götze is actually looking pretty thin now. Except for the face.

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kek

reckon he had breast reduction surgery?

No more Schoki
;_;

kino

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that nigger CB is braindead

>Since learned that Hudson-Odoi will earn £150,000-a-week on his new deal which could rise to £180,000-a-week. Bayern made a big offer which prompted a Blues financial response
lmao
based bayern
can't let chelsea get away with the yoof hording strategy

soon
cringe

It just rained here. Endlich some Abkülung. Stay stark bundesbros.

>a Danish couple going to Tbilisi on the same flight
God damn it I thought I would be the only one there

munich?

Lok Leipzig won 2:1

yay

Stuggi duggi

absolute 10mio unit right here

that's a lot of rain

>sudden rain
kino

>hailstones
ebin

Airbus A220-300 from Riga to Tbilisi. What a pleasure after the 737 from Copenhagen.

>hailstones
When do Ausländers understand it's actually written like >Heil Steine

Rapid - Salzburg 0:1 at halftime, but you were all probably watching anyway

go for a threesome with the Danish couple

I'm not but will tune in now to scout future Leipzig players

Erling Braut Haland (striker) and Dominik Szoboszlai (midfield) will be their next stars

what a debut for the lad, only missing a second yellow

Aki I'm starving

god I hate this referee

look at the nigges he has to deal with

what are you lads watching?

see

did i just see a good game from Gomez?

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yes

kek

second bundesliga

>Bet on this game expecting a heißen Aufstiegskampf
>Get this piece of shit game instead
Hannover, never again.

The 2-1 alone was worth watching this game desu

:)

kek

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this ref is mentally ill

I am not watching another Dirtmound game unless they play Reyna. In fact, let this be a lesson to you pathetic Bundes clubs: if you don't play Americans, I will NOT watch you!

>dont touch your opponent
>he falls anyway
>get kicked off the field

the absolute state of german football
why is anyone suprised that the premier league is more popular

Rapid - Salzburg ends 0:2, based Japs Minamino and Okugawa scoring for Salzburg
but you were all probably watching anyway

How is Marsch as manager? I was surprised that he left mls to go manage in Europe tbhonest.

Overall he seems like a very good coach so far and the Salzburg players all praise him in interviews, but I really cant tell yet. They won today and the lineup aswell as the substitutions and the tactical adaptions in the second half were all good, but its too soon to judge

Thank you Stuttgart for I have m8 some bux.

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when life unexpectedly turns for the better, you suddenly begin to question whether you weren't the problem all along.

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What happened?

nothing specific, stuff just goes well now lol. new people, new places, good money.

Nice, I guess.

yeah i guess so too. its too early to say. im used to having a shitty life so this is unusual lel. what i can say though is: apparently success in life really comes down to luck.

good night frens :3

me

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kek

>Ärzte warnen vor Lebensgefahr - Beckenbauer entgeht offenbar Anklage
>Die Anwälte von Franz Beckenbauer haben nach SPIEGEL-Informationen ärztliche Atteste vorgelegt, wonach sich der 73-Jährige nicht aufregen darf. So könnte er um einen Prozess wegen der mutmaßlich gekauften WM 2006 herumkommen.
spiegel.de/sport/sonst/franz-beckenbauer-atteste-fuer-massiv-verschlechterten-gesundheitszustand-a-1279152.html

>pshh... nothin personnel, Staatsanwaltschaft

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I somehow managed to catch a cold, feel weak, headache etc.

I guess this happens when you work out with the air conditioner running and me standing in the cool air stream.

youtube.com/watch?v=yEMFPDimpRM

what should my new gimmick be?

>I will always say something positive but end my post with a :(
>at the end of each matchday I post which match had the most yellow cards
>occasionally I'll post shitty self-drawn (paint) pictures of fantasy football jerseys
I will say a post is funny when it's not and it never meant to be
>I will post screenshots of other /bundes/ posts without any context
>I will always post german cities that I'm not from
>I will post my current progress in a video game that I play

dubs decide (I think they're all bad)

>>I will post screenshots of other /bundes/ posts without any context
roll

most yellow cards

another suggestion:
>I draw a memorable situation from each matchday at the end of the matchday in paint

would be nice to have a /bundes/ diary like this over the season and a big review at the end of the season.

but that would be an actually good gimmick. I was going for a bad one. nice idea, though. maybe >we can do it anyway.

okay, I tried it now, because I liked the idea. if I would do it this would be the kind of quality you could expect from it.

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looks good

Yes yes

thats perfect

Denmark

Yes yes

How is it so far?

I'm on a public bus from the airport right now so we'll see

Checked in and time for bed.

Checked in and time for drunk :DDDDDDD

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based