tournaments going on right now:
ATP Atlanta (250, hard)
ATP Gstaad (250, clay)
ATP Hamburg (500, clay)
WTA Palermo (clay, International)
WTA Jurmala (clay, International)
previous thread: >BHM facing a ban for abuse of anabolic steroids. F
>Zverev fires Lendl
>Kerber has no intention finding a new coach for the US Open
god I hate jeremy chardy and his limp wristed frog tennis
useless whingy cunt
how much did it hurt to type his name out
>thmeme
i wonder if rublev will ever go back to his musical career
Guys i still have ptsd about that wimby final, i think ima give up on tennis for the rest of the year.
we have a savior pedro dont worry
damn german girls look like THAT?
>german
>meme
>t. Nikolaos Abomuttos Kyrgiatopoulos
not even wog mate
okay, wong
not from sydney turk
>get new gf
>get dabbed on anyway
price of good pussy i guess
this ump has a really nice juicy ass
she looks like Russian girl I know
Dasha was her name, lol
surname I forgot, she was online in VK i met her in final exams preparations group
she is from SPB or Moscow
What match?
love me like you do
lo lo love me like you do
touch me like you do
to to touch me like you do
what are you waiting foooooooooooooooor
>THIS IS MY HOUSE. THIS IS MY FUCKING HOUSE
Zverev is so cringe
I don't remember why I wrote that :/
Some strange feelings i forgot
iirc Masha(allah) did the same.... when she was playing in USA lmao
slavs are cringy
it's time for bernie
djokabitch also isn't playing the rogers cup
Why is it so hated by players?
Well she lived in Miami since she was like 4 so it kinda makes sense. Not someone who moved to Monaco to evade taxes
>retired
6th page...
>tfw still one month until real Xis
fuck opelka
This
le big servin john at least has some charisma
>WTAutist is a caucasianigger
this explains a lot desu
Blessed picture
Dan Evans is pretty shit desu
Should go back to challenger level
fear not
Britain's Brave Cameron Norrie will carry the flag
Quad trips confirm
what did i tell you
he'll make the final
>mfw literally just had a 3 minute conversation with Andy Murray about Otakon in a Marriott lobby in DC
Fucking surreal, dude absolutely towered over me
Imagine being named after a Tarkovsky film. Pretty based desu. Too bad he's 250 tier for life.
>anime pic
not surprised you're a manlet desu
what's otakon anyway ?
Tactical retirement lads he’s playing Washington main draw
I wanna go to Washington but it's expensive :/ maybe I should start a tennis blog and I'll get a press pass. Tennis journos seem pretty low quality
I think comic con for anigay
Pretty much what said
>Tennis journos seem pretty low quality
Wimbledon had the worst so the bar is pretty low
big brain bernie
he's a tactical genius when it comes to organizing his travel schedule/tournament seeding.
fritz still looks like a 12 year old it's weird thinking he's a dad
whats even better is that he is facing rublev who's still in hamburg
do you think m'lady gets jealous her boyfriend has a bigger donk than her
>Whatcha gonna do with all that junk All that junk inside that trunk
>WTAutist is based af
really maeks you think
Dude how is that even possible is that muscle or fat I dont get it, it can't be muscle.
Fucking disgusting ugly slut
I would cum so freaking much on that ass, they would call *THIS* a nautical adventure.
>not in her ass
damn where to see 7-6 7-6 rublev thiem replay???? please
tennistv
do you think thiem is as qt as caro?
don't reply to the lowlife autist
really REALLY like this pcb redemption arc
i have no it
no
Stop shitposting.
who is your tennis husbando? hardmode: not nadal
preferring this rublev redemption arc
GOATashvili
How much Bashilashit got payed to throw this match for zverev? Alex is playing like shit but bashi cant hold serve for shit after he breaks because " lol unforced errors".
based Georgian man who only peaks at worthless 500s
basilashvili has some of the finest groundstrokes on tour
>worthless 500s
hamburg is one of the oldest events on tour and a former masters event (should still have it)
Zverev is a boring pusher for a guy the size of Safin
And it last it's status because of Roger and his agent wanted to expand into China therefore it's now a worthless 500 that no one wants to play except people outside the top 100 or people trying to redeem points they lost at Wimbledon like Zverev and Thiem
God you're a fag lol
>last
lost* don't dumbshame me
i don't remember the reason, but i like the carreno busta guy
but this evening i am gonna cheer for Andreai
wasnt Safin a pusher?
Does anyone watch the game??? Did Zverev just gone from 3-0 to 3-5 in 3rd set? wow strong mind
maybe because of this?
is her your tennis husbando?
Why? Are you Chechen lol?
well i kinda follow him and like him, idk why. seems like a good guy, maybe, seems like a nice guys, i never watches his interview, just saw his face and thought so
but andrei i am rooting for today, imo he is top-10 material, but carreno is good on clay iirc too
and andreay personality is ok too, not as annoying as lets say tsitsipas lol (but are there more annyoing atp that tsitsipas?)
>are there more annyoing atp that tsitsipas?
kyrgios also who is your tennis husbando you keep ignoring my question
if andreay get good and consistent with no injuries, and khachanov and medvedev also learn consistencey, at one moment we could have a 3 guys in atp top-10....
not including zverev, tsitsipas, shapovalov and that spanish russian guys, and popyrin
Who?
i said i like carreno busta, he seems nice/ok
and of 3 top russian players i like andreay most, idk why, it is subconscious... can not realise why, but I like him. Idk, hair? Body type? Powerful shots?
i am happy for 198cm tall guys successes, but 180-188cm guys move better imo for me
>back on serve
did zverev reunite with his gf? today i catch a glimpse of WTA tv stream on Russian tv and commentators had a small talk and if i understood correctly, one comemtnator said they are reunited
i wish commentators talked about private life and gossips more, that like 75% of tennis for me
>i wish commentators talked about private life and gossips more, that like 75% of tennis for me
Rothenberg tier
why doesn't clay have hawkeye yet
so many dodgy calls in this match
in favour of whom?
Basilashvili looks like Nikita Kucherov!
unironically bought voss water simply because it's shilled by so many tennis players
Zverev break point stats: 4/20
D:
also he went from losing 3rd set 0-3 to 5-3 40-30 and had a match ball, but now its a tiebrake... exciting match it seems, sorry i have no tennis tv :( or europsort player
I think he’s handsome no homo
>memerev
based
YES
huge win
>fixnini
>thmeme
>memerev
Why didn't they just go home and start training for hard court season?
fognini and thiem are clay courters
zverev is a scrub
for whom?
nikoloz basilashvili
>Bernarda Pera
Caca
>kawa
Why are poleling kurwas so qt?
Stop harassing Boris, you fucking gaymonger. Not everyone is as much of a faggot as you.
literally no one else posts besides him i'm keeping the thread alive kinda
lots of cute german girls on tribunes of Rublev Busta game!
arent you a pera fan?
polish men genes i suppose
not really i mean she's attractive but she has a thick slavic accent idk why she doesn't play for croatia
Is pooblev rich? He said his family owns a restaurant in Moscow idk if that qualifies as wealthy in Russia
im more interested in medvedev as he was living in monaco before he made his first million
iirc they are pretty rich
khachanov have a rich uncle whom he returend money as he started making prize money
medeveve i dont know but there was interview with a quetsiton about monaco at agge of 14(?) you cna google in russian
what are the Spanish voice screaming? I can not hear througth comentatro voice.
I've heard PA BLO PA BLO in 1st set, but now ater 1st ame of 2nd set there was some longer chat' somehting with 'carreno' and 'busta'
i remmberbe USA asked me to translate zverve swaer yeara go but i forgot
in russian
she looks like Sally Pearson or Selena Gasparin
omg some women lay her head on bf shoulder on tribunes hamburg
i wish i knew this feeling
>As it turns out, Rublev’s father — Andrey Rublev Sr. — is a former professional boxer turned restaurateur. He owns many different restaurants in Russia’s capital and that’s how the family dines for dinner.
“He has a restaurant business and a lot of restaurants all around Moscow,” RUblev said. “So I’m never eating in my home. We have 13-14 restaurants and all different; Russian, Japanese, Italian, then just cafes. It’s good. My favorite restaurant is the Italian and we have Italian guys who have come to cook the food.”
so many aces on hamburg clay
le angry zoomer
Will he be the zoomer savior?
>tfw
how did it get so bad someone please end our suffering
BTFO
You can hope once Dopal retires.
but i don't want nadal to go either
>NWL
>no drama
>Nadal retires
>only a few people will watch thiememe
Yanina wickmeijer saw my Instagram story
Tip top kek
what was in your IG story? How did she got at your stories?
for me it's Alex de Minaur
>21 aces
>zero BPs
post examples (no iga, no aga)
I got tipped while wageslaving because I helped someone find their car
>cedrik marcel stebe in an atp final
what
Any brazilian here? I have an off topic question:
>is tennis a good option to make friends and meeting people?
My city has free classes and I would only need to buy equipment. I'm asking because I trained for fucking long distance running (old people sport) and it is the most solitary sport unless you are a pro in some big team. Could only find a friend but I moved to another city.
My knees are almost ended and tried swimming but could make no friends since the other guys were too different from me, very talkative, outgoing. We could never enjoy talking or finding some common activity otuside swimming. Now in the new city theres no adults swimming and I'm not a pedo to try befriend kids.
So I'm thinking about trying to learn tennis. Already have the endurance and probably would only need to train technique alone but I'm good doing things alone.
Can I train technique for 2 years and catch up with amateurs then start playing double? do I need to training partner all the time? Are partner easy to find outside major cities here in razbil? I don't want to try some new sports where I'm the only non 12 yo again.
I bought tickets to the shittyo pen hopefully the cameraman doesn’t show me haha
retail is lower than wageslaving
But you get those fun wagie boards to fold clothes
haha what's the worst that could happen you're probably a nice looking lad that's not overweight
Don't shoot up the place
Well I’m not overweight so that’s something
But what if I don’t want people to talk back with the sound of my gat?
Just do the full Monica Seles. No gat needed.
A knife is much more personal
>double bageled
>match time: 38 minutes
How did Bernie lose all his money but this is acceptable?
sexism
just grind that bp+s if your 190cm+ & can't find a hitting partner.
>canadians are poli---
twitter.com
going LARGE on my nigger christopher eu-BANKS, no way the very pc reilly olpelka will be able to not lose this match desu
Broady a cute. Should have my children.
she will have 'em
...as hostages
based criminal norf chav!
>pooblev
this umpire is T H I C C
fucking rublev
I wish i looked like Basil.
I wish i looked like Fuscovics
post it!
Can't find a behind pic
Looks like Grafs younger sister.
i'd let her use that tounge for other purposes if you know what i mean
for other than waht?
i'd let her put it in my butt
Fun fact: Georgians are the most powerful and beautiful race in the world
Based
show pic of women
Women don't count as humans anyways
Name of girl in ops pic?
Kirby
nice proxy, faggot krautist
Larry David
true
also we need another /tennis/ art thread
okay guess who
nadull? still too much hair...
He looks Russian though, lol. Something of Klokov and Kucherov.
What's the difference anyways?
i would run my tongue over every single stretch mark on her ass before plunging it into her asshole
unff
Georgians and Russians are pretty distant if you did not know. its not like Russians and Ukrainians or Azerbaijans and Turks
Russians are of Slavic genetic group, Georgians are of... Caucasian groups?
So they’re churkis?
how do georgians feel knowing their two most famous people were two communists who spent most of their lives in russia
I can’t believe World Team Tennis still exists
I can’t believe they can afford Azarenka or Lopez
Who decides where do umpires go? Why does GS final umpire like Nouni was sent to Jurmala?
Do they live next to other WTA stuff? In the same hotel with invited athletes?
draw a tennis player in paint and post it!
fuck latvia
This. Gulbis is shit. SHIT!
Kawa could have won 6-3 6-4 and get a title with a win over solid top-12 WTAthlete.... what a win would that be for her, she was outside top-200 just month ago, didn't she?
tfw no kawa kurwa
she is also like 26yo or what? she was not even on WTA tour last year commmentator said, only ITF
>Kiki
>kiki caca
>there's still tennis on
Fug
nah watching the darts right now
>barsports
I thought Germans were above this
I've literally been more often in a bar than on a tennis court.
What is Russian look? is Putin Russian? Are ugly Gopniks Russian too? I guess you have some soviet stereotypes about your country and neighbours. Basilashvili's look is not exlusively Georgian or Russian, he is just Caucasoid. Why would you assume that everyone with brown hair and blue eyes are Russian? Are not there dark haired Russians too?
based kyrwog with the proxy
Saw Once Upon In Hollywood it was 4/10 wouldn’t recommend also all the ads shilled Margot Robbie when she has maybe 5 lines in the whole movie
kek
Wish me luck lads starting university today for this semester
did they?
When does Canada start?
I fucking hope so
>go to accounting workshop
>tutor kinda cute
wait, it starts in September
>is Putin Russian?
Karelian/Finn blood is obvious if you want to go deeper
but we call russian all non-asian non-caucasian ''''white pipo'''' here
>Why would you assume that everyone with brown hair and blue eyes are Russian?
Why would I not? Thats a popular phenotype here
not here
Why's this so underrated mate
Quad trip flex
No?
Gay faggot nigger
dead general
fuck burger timezones
>Karelian/Finn blood is obvious if you want to go deeper
If you go deeper you will found out that Russians are not only Slavic but mix of Baltic, Turkic and Finno-Ugric tribes. Same goes to Kartvelians (Georgians), we are mixed as hell too, but with Armenians, Ossetians, Circassians, Turkic, Persian, Vainakh and many other nationalites from middle east. Georgian identity was based of orthodox church and everyone who adopted our faith were considered Georgian, no matter of skin colour. This made us phenotypicaly diverse, but there are still chances to distinguish "pure Georgians" from others thanks to last names. Vakhtang Kikabidze (Avetesyan) being Armenian, Joseph Jugashvili being Ossetian, Mikheil Saakaahvili (Saakyan) being Armenian, Valery Meladze being Ossetian, Tina Kandelaki being Greek-Armenian. Even Basilashvilis are believed to be Armenians. You may ask then, who are real Georgians. In fact real Kartvelians are minority here, mostly living in western Georgia. We managed to spread our identity over other ethnic groups. There are two or three times more Ossetians living outside of South Ossetia, who are Georgianized already. This is why Sakharov called Georgia "mini-empire", and we would stay this way if not competition with bigger empire, that is Russia.
I am not claiming that Georgians are north european or whatever, but we are not Arabs or Turks either. Most closer match to us are Spaniards, Italians, Romanians, Southern Slavs or Greeks. Your attitude and stereytoypes on Georgians are shaped after anti-Georgian sentiments on your Media.
why THE FUCK does kyrgios follow Caro on Instagram? he added her about a month ago and commented one of her pics with a flying plane of her hasthag and with tony parker with basket ball
WHY THE FUCK
GET YOUR HAND OFF REEEEEEEEEE
he only follows his mates, some 9gag and basketball stuff, conspair stuff etc. i mean, out of girls he follows only............ only the ones he lusts after??!?!??!?!?!?! noooooooooooo
he reallly follows all these thots, like Swan, Bouchard sisters, some models, zofia zhuk, bublik, gibbs, hon, lim, anisimova
btw he DOESNT follow Ajla Tomljanovic
and he also follow Carla Suarez Navarro
i want him to unfollow Caro
>Your attitude and stereytoypes on Georgians are shaped after anti-Georgian sentiments on your Media.
more like IRL life though there are way way less Georgians than Armenians here
i dont know much georgians actually, seems like in USSR they were more presented than now, like there are some old surnames of old guys like ballet dancer etc, or the old politicians, but can not recall anyone 1990+
maybe defender from Spartak and Russian NT , forgot his surname
Is my memory failing me or was WTA Silicon Valley stronger back in the day when it was in Stanford?
>btw he DOESNT follow Ajla Tomljanovic
and he doesnt even follow fellow Ash Barty!!!! But follows Caro... why? why? wtf? And Carla 'a soccer maestro' Suarez Navarro too.
though, Carla was added long time ago, maybe just in case, accidently, but Caro was added consciously - and only few weeks ago, not an acciident, he doesnt fllow too much account and it is not an accident
why why
also WHO THE FUCK is adam.ahmed guy whom Caro followed week ago? What for?
please help
>why THE FUCK does kyrgios follow Caro on Instagram?
What do you think Sergei?
PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO
who the fuck took those pictures?
neither of them look like that.
this is a lie
Linette a cute. Caros a man.
luck aint got nothing to do with it bros
strap yourself and do some actual work
>5-2 to 5-6
absolute STATE of germypee sharty
kylo and rey
wta edition
The field is really full of women. It's so easy to actually stick out and get promoted.
>mock djokovic for being gluten-free for years
>turns out i might have celiac disease but have to wait for the biopsy results
karma is shit SHIT!
POST IT
I want to learn how to tennis, but I'm in my 30s and all beginners lessons are filled with gilfs who can't play for shit. What do?
Ban Boris
>fuck gilfs
>???
>profit
Ivo choked
>supposed to rain all week
Can't wait until they start drying the courts with towels at 3am again
This is the L E W D E S T on-court picture in tennis history. Prove me wrong.
>no picture
What did he mean by this?
you can't prove him wrong.
he wins
points hath been made
Go team wog
i really hope they chest bump if they win. don't laugh
Nick is carrying this team tbqh
What a timeline to live in
WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOGWOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOGWOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOGWOG WOG WOG WOG WOG WOG
welp it's ogre
>pooshart
A-Atleast there's still Kalinskaya r-right?
>eternal qualies queen
Bit surprised that she made it into the main draw. Then again >wta
Surprised she even tennis anymore
My bf started playing in his 40s and got to 4.0. It was a little tricky because he owns his own business and works 6 days/week, and he was playing 5 nights a week until recently due to health issues, but he loves it and it was worth it
>My bf
>27 UEs
wew
>the absolute state of milkman and tennis australia
how will non/wog/s ever recover?
Who /drunk/ here?
I wanna lick the creases just under the ass. Oomph.
Nice.
I wanna squeeze on her.
On Friday maybe
Kerber have no bf. Halep dates some millionaire
I DONT KNOW
I can not even understand. She is not his comrade of friend, she is not hanging out with her(she does hanging out with anyone) like with Swan or Anisimova, he doesnt even follow Ash Barty who is closer to him than Caro.
WHY?
Penko? No Caro.
What a beautiful jawline she have.
he sliding in her dms like a creep
....wow, that might be.
but why? She shows with her behaviour that she is not like other girls. I doubt she is inot guys like him or flirt at all. She is not into texting at all
fuckk off nick
no no no i dont want to imagine he texting her and asking to date, etc etc
noooo
i hope she blocks him
is there a chance he follows her just to see the posts of Tony Parker.. or...... indeed, is there another reason to follow her, than ability to DM? He really want to message her???
nick doesn't give a fuck, he gives the dick to whoever wants it
Didn't know that caro was the newest model for BLACKED
what if he really followed he for the DMs
;_;
noooooooo
dont he see she is not like anisimova or swan?????
I think aussie posters should be banned.
i wish i was in ATP and texted her and dated her. I hope they dont text each other now and then
is there a chance that following was NOT for DM?
What for then? She posts rarely and only generic stuff. He doesn't follow lots of random people too.
So what is it?
also >WHO THE FUCK is adam.ahmed guy whom Caro followed week ago? What for?
Is she ugly? How could anyone want to date her or DM her or desire to get friends or even make her a girlfriend.
right?
she is not attractive, i hope
>KEBABED.com
no, it is really strange, Some teenage Bavarian turk, with no ties to anything tennis related who the fuck is he??????? how and why did she follow him? 100% not an accident, because she doesnt follow much people
somebody must to faceapp her into the nordic phenotype
here's handmade otherwise
Why did you do it?
anthropological curiosity
>want to shoop caro's face onto a blacked poster
>the women that do blacked are way too white
how do you do that? special features in PS?
btw Dementieva here looks really like Caro
dont do that or i will kill you, faggot nigger
i probably fall in love with her because of her nice strict face
which she share with nordic/scandi women
hmmm
it's shitty but it will do for now
Maybe they're interested in playing mixed doubles together in the future
i'd wife that lad
Haha, what a faggot. I hope you die boris
>Daria Kastakina has now won 7 (seven) matches in 2019
>In 2018, she won 8 (eight) matches solely at Roland Garros and Wimbledon
why can't she be good again
>Jelena Ostapenko has now won 10 (ten) matches in 2019
>In 2017, she won 11 (eleven) matches solely at Roland Garros and Wimbledon
partners in crime
yes
I guess it's better to win 7 matches in one slam than win 1 or 2 over the course of a few years.
who would win the fight over the buffet though?
The caterer would be the real winner in both cases
>just succ is back
to making first round losses
over hyped kneegress getting BTFO
user please
Soon US swing starts and I want to ask you to make HD screenshots of Caro while i can not cuz i need a good sleeps and cant watch live, only low quality replays
Her first us play day is 5 august
>hailey baptise
Great another Townsend 2.0
She thicc?
mad thicc
Dasha must have been disappointed she won but Penko was the one given a plate
Ostapenko's matches won at the French Open:
2015: 0
2016: 0
2017: 7 (champion)
2018: 0
2019: 0
Explain this.
Ha
WTA
youtube.com
damn
last situation made me so excited
i even tried to make insta account to spread my shitposting on the new level
they banned me at attempt of creation of account :-\
i wasted all my sim cards and not succeeded
seems like deus NOT vult
final chord
just kidding
R2 you mad cunt
based R2 delivering OC like an absolute madman!
why is asinimova so ugly, she's 17, she's supposed to be in her prime
SwB
Based BMS removes Gorillas.
remember sugita?
>Tsonga-Khachanov yesterday
>Vandeweghe-Sabalenka, Svitolina-Kasatkina at SJ today
>Simon-Kyrgios, Anderson-Mannarino, Opelka-FAA at DC today
Could it be that we finally have a few good tennis matches for the first time since Wimbledon?
>Vandeweghe-Sabalenka
thiccest matchup
>Kwiatkowski (USA)
How does World Team Tennis still exist
I just almost had a fucking heart attack watching your boy herbert vs cuckmanovic
Spicy matches indeed
>the SCAM brothers are playing together
might actually watch doubles tonight
I can't stand Herbert's punchable face but his games are always fun to watch
kek I can see that but yeah he always comes to play, lot of heart
over niglet going to get dabbed on by jizzner 2.0
kasatkina vs svitolina about to start
Kasatkina is too cute
jinx’d hard
Complete the list of WTA payers who use the slice shot :
- Kasatkina
- Hsieh
- ...
>americans
>DANCE DANCE TO GET A SEAT UPGRADE
>DONT FORGET IT'S OFFERED TO YOU BY [CORPORATE NAME HERE] YOU DISGUSTING MONKEY CONSUMER
>YOU COME HERE TO WATCH TENNIS IN SHITTY SEATS YOU POOR FAGGOT ?
>DANCE FOR ME DANCE MONKEY DANCE AND YOU WILL RECEIVE A SEAT UPGRADE YOU WASTE OF OXYGEN
>THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOUBY AMERICAN EXPRESS!
Kvitova, Pliskova
Barty I must add
true, she's got one of the most complete games atm
>Kafatkina
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
not sure that's appropriate apparel to play golf
I bet the LPGA viewership would increase if they allowed it.
Is tommy paul dare I say it the only American that isn’t just a clone of rawdick
Roddick himself said that he wished Auger-Aliassime was born a few kilometers down south because he is bored with american players
tp giving up that boipucci for tittypass
i unironically would and i don't give a fuck about what anyone says
cheering on the janetty of a doubles team
fuck
its like something out of twin peaks
based ernst goatbis sticking to the script
now all i need is for kokkinassi thanakkis to shit thw bed and i'll be a very happy chappy
>Kasatkina lost again
she played well tho, for once
m'lady speaking serbianese with her coach
ONE NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME
>goofy lost again
jdimsa
future serial killer tbqh
Fuck Fognini
Does he not have a Twitter handle? Based.
the fix was in m8
Fuck yeah Fognini
SABS quarterfinal run
BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX BEX
cannot unsee
>Leaf
>forgot Andreescu
still butthurt about rome lmaooo
Andreescu is the biggest drama queen ever.
Brehs
If I am correct, last time Caro was active in Instagram is about 6 days ago..........
wtf...
was it after Jurmala lose?
were is she now? Parents?
that hitting parthner guy is in Portugal on vacations, but where is Caro idk. No updates, no stories. Where might she be...
thanks you thats a lot of effor
btw what are the sources of cute pics?
>Kalinskaya
She has been playing better since she started hanging out with Nick.
>another underage slav
And to think he was the one who mocked Stan for doing the same
wait , what?
this looks so much fun
youtube.com
but now i feel so ...woooden
when iw as 15 i was so flexibe and fast, not liek now.
maybe if i got into it, i would suceed? at age of15
kyrg folowed Kalnskaya few days ago
he follows lots of thots... and CARO!!!!!
WHYY??? WHAT?? WHY? WH WHY WHY WHY WHY????????
I can not understand fuckng understand!
the wta can’t resist the fecal race
no,,,,
and why she followed that turk
and i am amazed how easy svitolina was to monfils. she said he just wrote her DM in Instahram adn they started dating.. wtf...
tfw raised on XIX books
all pics are from getty
>by road of a legend
That took a lot of time of getty browsing i guess
>Fraudix
I thought he was supposed to save the tennis
So remind me again why FAA gets so much hype? Because he beat Shittypas once?
SF at Miami as a qualifier this year
That’s where you’re wrong kiddo
Component upgraded
Resuming servebot subroutine
is hitting a ball at a wall a good way to learn tennis? just got a racquet and am trying to get into the sport
>come home from a long day of wageslaving
>only match on is azarenka
thanks jews
>it’s a fixnini magically recovers from a seemingly near death injury to win episode
Seen this run to many times
so Caro's coach is on his way from Lisbon to Toronto(from his IG)
......was Caro with him? She was inactive all week, I would be so happy to see her training pics in gym in Lyon with parents from that time, but there was zero pics of her.........
noo.................
i dont want to write this
but
he posted pics from Algarve(Portugal resort) few times. He was alone. No friends, no gf.
if he had a casual gf(to be a wife), he would post pics with her, like all people do. But he was alone on his pics.
and if he was dating a some kind of celebrity who wants to keep relationships low profile, and this celebrity was absent from online pi for a week and did not posted the same pics from same destination - not posted anything at all, and was not active in her Instgaram at evenings spend in hotel bed or mornings spend in hotle bed - nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
why she did not post anything for this week? She was ot even liking any pics in IG... like she was too busy with private life... or she have a 2nd phone, private phone, and was using that all the week.. all the week here? In Lyon? In Portugal?? no.....
>nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i wish you would vocaroo such things
OR
if they were together - god forbid - he would not post pics too? right? he would just spend a week with full online social networks absence?
I honestly don't know. i played with people alot before I ever hit off a wall. With no experience, I imagine it would be hard to judge how your shots would look on a real court while hitting off a wall.
Carebear is love, Carebear is life
Getting blacked, you know it’s true
no
Go back to b
search your feelings, you know it's true
last time in IG caro was seen about 7 days ago
on 24.07 she subscribed to that adam ahmed guy
WHO THE FUCK IS HE???? why did she do it? he is non related to tennis, sponsor or her life at all. That is some turk from Bavaria
is he kind of photographer?
she is so innocent, so beautiufl, so perfect
Why are Slavs superior at tennis?
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
Would've won $1400. Why is this world so cruel? Raonic loses to a literal who, and jizzner loses to benoit paire. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE SUCH A FATE?
>e-sports
That's your problem
the green check means i got that one right. try again please my dear burger-stuffed free man.
Raonic was definitely unexpected, but Paire was a terrible matchup for Isner since all he does is making you run with dropshots
>but Paire was a terrible matchup for Isner since all he does is making you run with dropshots
you would think that these two idiots would've realised that they would make a bad pair
>edmeme
Tennis
Absolutely. A good tennis wall will have a net line.
I was born in the wall, molded by it. I didn't see a real opponent until I could hit 10 winners in a row from both the forehand and the backhand.
*sees you*
>26C
please for the love of god someone tell me he has sabalenka's coach's face
Tursonov used to be handsome no homo
Nah dude Sabalenka just did a double fault and she started having this self talk in a frustrated tone and her coach just turned to this other dude physio or something and made this exact face
>shitlic
>my reaction
>h-hey guys I'm a "fe"male tennis fan
>*wipes brow with shirt, while breathing through mouth*
Imma be honest, got no idea what you're trying to convey there brother
Jesus christ took me 5 min to notice pedro nice touch
*saved*
why is Federer so evil
German
btw anyone notice this girl in the wimbledon final
she bae
she Jennifer Lawrence double
Mirka bae
how she so bae
El Ratovic
How is such a genetic mutt 5x Wimbledon champion?
Did Djokevic take speed during this final? What's with teh pupils?
are you doing an igor impersonation? well done
and no i was piss drunk that day i only had enough braincells for the play and kate
no I'm doing a nigger impression
is Djokovic /ourdegenerate/
when did Nole get those moles on his right cheek?
don't remember them last year
Skin-Cancervic?
Mirka is the reason he lost because she didn't believe
See right before he serves those lost match points she's hiding her face in her hands like a lil bitch
Good point.
His entire box always had a look of anxiety on their faces, even when he was leading in a set. They know that Fed's always liable to choke away a set
>Giorgi vs Kalinskaya final
holy shit please be real
>Moscowite
>not a whore
lol no
>kalinskaya
how did she even make it that far kek
She gets better seeding from Kyrgios
>tennis in 2019
Did I just enter some 1970s live action roleplay timeline or sumthin?
What went wrong?
Call me when Tomic or Kyrgios cheats on his wife
Djokovic is ultimate scumbag
Gotta say kyrgios has peak tastes
please be a bullshit russian final
How many different this year?
>mirka isn't cut-
>can't make fun of fritz for being a teen dad anymore
Where does the time go?
my heart...
who is this BTW
Nadal was the first men this year to reach 7 semi-finals in a season
Medvedev become the 2nd
Tsitsipas few hours later the 3rd
Nadal is mentally Russian
Medvedev is Russian
Tsitsipas is half-Russian
I see the pattern.
what happened?
Nadal has the mentality of a drunk wife beater?
what's up with wife beating? I never knew it is a stereotype about us but recently i see mentions of that more often
Where to see the short WTA intro before the lvie stereams?
Where to see the WTA intros before the streaming? There is a nice short intro with the rolling count of tournaments in chronological orders, each tornier (Jurmala, Mallorca etc) have it's own intro made of short caleidoscope of shots from previous year
fuuuuuuck
here have some quality Görges ass, sorry man
why yes what is the problem with being patriarchal alpha and beating a wife if she deserves that?
how did you find it? how many pages of Getty had you to stroll to get that
i wish i had a time to downlad all of caro's pics, ALL
shut the fuck up you dirty russian lowlife, never reply to my posts you digusting piece of shit
kill yourself.
never reply to the autistic russian, guys. this reply here is an exception of course
>Domestic violence is widespread in Russia. An estimated 14,000 women die each year in Russia from domestic-violence-related injuries, or about 38 per day. According to Human Rights Watch, as many as 36,000 women and 26,000 children faced daily abuse at home in 2017. Domestic violence affects one in four Russian families.
>Alcoholism is often a factor. Preventive work with families has been instituted by police and social services. A legislative change in 2017 decriminalised some instances of domestic violence.
>An estimated 14,000 women die each year in Russia from domestic-violence-related injuries, or about 38 per day
>who is this BTW
A young american tennis player ... maybe the next big thing?
could've just given me the fucking name like a normal person
Oh i see those are shorts huh
Boris confirmed domestic abuser
Maybe you should have asked for the name? It’s Makenzie Raine
>who is this
>>but you didn't specifically ask for the name
what did you think I was asking for, ya muppet
Measurements?
Am I expected to read your mind, you braindead strayan cunt?
I am Greek
I am God
9 women died of domestic abuse since that post was written
i cant believe it
Thiem’s biggest dream came true, he won a 250er title
I wonder if he was virgin before meet kiki
He’s still a virgin, 2yrs after being her “bf”
On home clay you'd want to add, Mr. Kraut.
If Nishi could serve how many slams would he have won? I'm saying 3.
0 because he’d still be made out of glass
Well I googled it, and there is about 10 news about that in recent weeks. Thats about 1 killed wife per day
0 because you still have to beat players who are better ranked than you to win slams
Why does Iga play quali for Rogers Cup? I thought she is high ranked enough
this is analog of wifebeating in civilized world
>watching Kyrgios match at ShitiOpen yesterday
>people in the club seats paid hundreds to instead watch Gauff/McNally over the fence
This about sums up the tournament
Sad
Deadline for entry list is pretty early, the week before Wimbledon I suppose. Ostapenko is currently out of top 80 but she was top 35 before Wimbledon so she is a straight entry.
Anyway, that is a really high cut tournament (basically the equivalent of a M1000), Iga wouldn't have had a straight entry anyway
Why the hell do they do early entry lists? Why not just take last weeks ATP/WTA and be done with it?
thoughts on this ?
jules > kirby
About 313 russian wives were killed by husbands since the creation of this thread 8.5 days ago
mezmerizing, no?
This! only the other way around
Shut the fuck up tom
don't reply to the autist you retard
who is tom?
Players usually schedule a whole month of tournaments to avoid travelling a lot, particularly before grand slams. And for tournaments, it allows them to early secure more bankable players to market their event.
Bros ...
>less than a minute in
>already did a tweener
cringe
you mean based
Is is time for the Kyrtank?
not until tactical shoe lace restringing by tsitsipas
>KyrGOAT hitting a one-hander
Truly the next Federer
lotta screaming in this match
>tfw no bullshit russian final
her parents should be murdered
kyrgios is in BEAST MODE
>we're getting the full nick experience tonight
I'm glad we are
>Ump reminds crowd not to tap the glass; it angers the animals
lmao only the brown people are clapping
what is happening
OH NO NO NO
pair of nutjobs
This Nick guy is an idiot
stream?
game penalty soon
strims . world / live /tennistv.php
What a god
Tyvm
"why should I try if you won't root for me"
Is Kafirios /Djokovic'sGuy/ ?
enjoy user
[spoiler] there's a good leddit for finding tennis streams [/spoiler]
Ate a Reuben for dinner, was great
Where?
But I'm rooting for this retard
is the stream down
Is that Isner-Opelka all over again?
Seems like he might come back
tennisstreams
I reloaded the page and it's working for me
Djokobot plays better when he's angry. He channels the power of the crowd's hatred into tennis. Kyrgios just gives up.
>it's another "tsitsipas needs a new shoelace" episode
there he is at it again
muh shooz
wtf is this buffoonery
Migrate
Awful.
h*ck off jt
>shorts are too small for pockets
the absolute state of adidas
Funny isnt it
Actual great game desu
happy kyrgios makes a happy me
Thw absolute state of afufas shooz
Why can't they get shoes that don't break
it's a womens' fashion statement that moved over to mens'
cost cutting department targeted their laces
Weight reduction ie jerking off over stat sheets and dick measuring contest between brands
The lightest(tm) (r) tennis shoe on the market durr
they even brought the pakistani QA to fix the shoelaces
>leander paes is now a personal shoe stringer
such is life for one of india's 28 gold medalists
Lol
medalists* not gold
>and now I'll also change the racket
this guy must have been dressing dolls when he was a kid
Tsitsipas has a nice style but he's a little shit
holy shit that serve
Such is unironically the state of zoomers And Kywoat has god awful strokes but he a real nigga
relax
Tsitsipas has such a supple strike, really nice to watch
make new bread
it's in the oven
New thread then
Baked
it's being used to lace Tsitsipas's next pair of shoes
...
which thread is it then lads
the American (good) one
Tbh the frog's thread is much better
Angelique looks so pretty in some angles