*bullies americans for fun*

when was pulisic ever valued at 100M euros?

Reus does all the heavy work in general. The whole offence is worthless without him.

he's not a mutt both his parents and from trip advisor and trivago

>thinking you have to look like n'golo kante to be fully black

dortmund is a selling club, why should they not play sancho over pulisic when pulisic was already being sold?

this cope is on a level i havnt seen before

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dortmund played for the title last season (thanks to sancho)

Pulisic has scored 13 league goals with 13 assists his entire career

Last season Sancho scored 12 league goals with 18 assists

>comes from tripadvisor and tobago
>makes yanks SEETHE by exposing their overhyped prospect as the white jesse lingard
holy fucking based

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who doesnt

>the absolute state of US customers

thanks to Alcacer

>trinidadians arent mutts
ok ngubu

The Amerimutt fears the pure-blood Trinidadian

Sancho is unironically better than Mbappe.
Sancho was carrying Dortmund during Reus' injury. Him, Gotze and Burki were the only good players

These algerian and britsharia shitposters don't care for facts. Don't remind them that their pacemutt was raped by Tottenham where he did fuck all and lost form at the second half of the season which costed Dortmund the title.

>*dribble-drabbles past Bundes farmers battling relegation*
>*passes to Royce who does the scoring*
"Oh my word, look at that magnificent skill from Jadon Ngubu-Sancho, such finesse.... and Reus scores from an impossible angle! But let's rewind and go back to where Sancho just absolutely blitzes past the player with a powerful sprint that would put Mboopay to shame"
>*has little to no defensive responsibilities and let's the opposing teams just run through him*
"Such intelligence in the young Englishman as he mischievously awaits his opportunity to receive the ball and deliver the killer world class pass! .... oh, and Augsburg score a goal from a counter-attack. But look at the character in him as he tries to make some magic happen"
>*disappears from the game against real competition*
"Dortmund have quite the expensive 100 million pound english gem in Ngubu-Sancho who we are just receiving reports about Manchester United preparing a 150 million pound bid in the next transfer window.... and Sancho mishits the pass to which Aurier intercepts it....still, the young englishman is such a burgeoning talent that is on par with your Sterlings, your Salahs, your Rashfords. United paying 200 million pounds for him would be a bargain."
>*gets bullied off the ball by Davies and Sissoko*
"Look at the pace and spirit of Ngubu-Sancho, it's incredible how he's audacious enough to attempt that short pass to Reus near another world class englishman like Davies! A cheeky fellow indeed"
>*goes 90 minutes without doing anything while Tottenham win again*
"A disappointing game for Dortmund.... Sancho will surely regret not having put away those magisterial chances away, but he certainly has a bright future ahead of him with Ole at Old Trafford"

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seething

Is he related to Brent Sancho?

can't wait to see butt hurt euros next season when puli gets raving reviews in the most overrated league in the world

cope

*gets benched by another english mutt*

>sancho benches pulishit at dortmund
>hudson-ngubu benches pulishit at chelsea

you yuros really dont understand how irrelevant soccer is in this country do you

>muh stats and infographs
you clearly dont at all

seething

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yawn

This thread is hilarious.

Cope

best thread on spee right now

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thanks to Witsel

Not wrong

all invalidated by the fact that Sancho put up better numbers than Pulisic, in the same league, without Aubameyang
Pulisic will flop at Chelsea and they will eventually bench him for Hudson-Odoi

>Pulishit
old meme, the real american deal is Adams

You do realize Pulisic also played and didnt do shit either?

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SEETHING

I always find American fans so funny.The reason why us and french flags can see that Pulisic is a decent prospect but not a world class one is because we get so many players who are hyped up, whereas Americans never get any so they cling onto anything they can get. Dembele, Martial, N'dombele, Rabiot, etc aren't guranteed first choice for France, but they would all be the greatest American players of all time if they were American. England fans see Kane and Sterling as "proven" players, thinking that Sancho and Hudson-Odoi as prospects, yet Sancho and Hudson-Odoi are more highly rated than America's greatest ever player lol

>better than mbappe
Not that hard to do 2bh.

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>coping this hard

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>all the cope ITT

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this. both of them are shit

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