>Saturday Hawks vs Lions @ UTAS Stadium - 1:45pm AEST Blues vs Crows @ MCG - 2:10pm AEST West Coast vs NORF @ Optus Stadium - 2:35pm AWST Saints vs Demons @ Marvel - 7:25pm AEST Port vs Giants @ Adelaide Oval - 7:10pm ACST
>Sunday Bulldogs vs Dockers @ Marvel - 1:10pm AEST Swans vs Cats @ SCG - 3:20pm AEST Suns vs Bombers @ Metricon - 4:40pm AEST
Teague's my pick, all depends on the final 5 rounds though desu. Wasn't keen on having another inexperienced coach but he's done well so far. Not too keen on Lyon, Roos. Our next month is the biggest test with the crows tomorrow, cats, tigers and west coast.
Nolan Perry
>Not too keen on Lyon
Fred here, me neither. Was Bolton just a meme who got by on being Clarko's bitch? Crows aside, If you win even 1 of those matches I'd be impressed
Dylan Lewis
Someone was looking for this last week, not sure if they got it.
Bolton was a meme, part of Teague's success is just him unscrewing Bolton's tactics. Bolton thinking Murphy was finished as a player putting him in the forward line, Ed Curnow being put forward when he's been one of our best midfield players. Midfield was essentially just young players and Cripps in the middle for long periods.
Hunter Morris
tipping three draws this week lads, tonight being the first
weird scores have been triggered my autism like last round, 4 teams all scored 75 points exactly and all of them lost their games. Weird things could happen lad.
>tfw will never know what it's like to be a braindead footy player who turbothots throw themselves at >tfw the turbothottery after a GRAND FINAL win must have been immense.
I should really check the weather report when making bets on over/under
Anthony Howard
yeah make sure to eat before drinking. I had a larage zinger stacker meal before cracking my first can
Austin Morris
HOLDING COX
Alexander Rodriguez
multi bro, you here mate?
Andrew Stewart
I have to not eat before getting on the piss otherwise I'll polish off a slab and not feel a thing.
Kevin Perez
Fuck the Pies are getting some soft free kicks
Benjamin Cox
this is my experience
Carter Peterson
i usually eat once I've got a good buzz on and "rehydrate" once it falls off, then smash a bunch of water and a multi before bed. If I've ever hungover I start drinking again, stupid but gets rid of feeling like shit lol
3 month old carltons rollies vetta protein pasta sips two maxy caps
Simple as
Hunter Robinson
It's not the hangover that bothers me, it's being tired as fuck. Could wake up without a headache but still feel like I'd need to sleep another 10 hours
Andrew Phillips
iktf bro
Jaxson Martinez
My dear bro... ...
Blake Hall
What's good from Maccas lads? Was thinking of getting the double quarter pounder meal. It's probably their best burger that I'm aware of.
Don't mind the crispy chicken ones, but every single fucking time I order one they make me wait in the waiting bay for 10 minutes.
Ryan Rogers
iggs fans who we want win?
Adrian Cooper
Pies winning would be better I think.
Angel Thompson
should try the new quarter pounder with bacon range and get back to me lad, keen for one myself. double quarter pounder + lettuce minus pickle is pretty decent though.
>every single fucking time I order one they make me wait in the waiting bay for 10 minutes that's good, means they're making it fresh for you.
Gabriel Price
*be's inebriated*
Adrian Hughes
looking after my gay brothers house and he's got some extra dildo looking shower head and it's weirding me out lads anyone know what it is? he shoves it up his arse doesn't he?
how do they weight it? Just adding up the free kick differential for each team, each game? Seems pretty skewed considering free kicks don't need to be even, it just looks bad when you present it like this.
>me collingwood fan >work as a janitor at hospital >have keys for everything >google "how 2 get slag unto go labor" >steal drugs for her >steal drugs for myself >induce the slut into labor >he has to leave the game >Collingwood still lose but at least I have drugs
spent $530 on a gram of meth and 2 hours with an escort yesterday. didn't manage to cum but it felt good sharing the pipe with her and trying positions i hadn't tried before
Caleb Harris
wish Louhit would hurry up and pick up my kebab
Luke Gray
there probably so much semen in that shower a baby is about to crawl out the drain.
Asher Lopez
Why don't New Zealanders watch footy? Not like they have anything better to do.
Liam Carter
who do we want to win /bane/?
Ryan Peterson
Pies are soft as fuck
Hunter Wright
driving a forklift then watching the All Blacks and then beating your wife after they play poorly fills up a lot of their schedule
Oliver Richardson
>Magpies
James Sanchez
Pies are on fire.
Anthony Cruz
uuhhhhh... the actual pies, shitlord!
Lucas Morales
That was a test m8, I actually tipped the tigers. Other tips are correct.
there isn't a rule that once you put your dick in her you're obligated to enter a relationship. Tell her something that at least has truth to it (not over the last one, got some things I need to sort out that I don't want to put on you) whatever. Just smash lad.
Brayden Fisher
*and then fuck like animals
Sebastian Baker
fuck her and go from there
James Walker
Lads how do I get that boomer jawline?
Wyatt Diaz
be the ruling family of every european monarchy
Nicholas Perez
complete dental clearance
Leo Long
C O M E B A C K O M E B A C K
Jaxson Ortiz
Half-time bath-time. Tell me about your week boys
Hudson Morgan
7 with the ultimate cringe coverage
Evan Thompson
kek who was the gold coast player who punched his own teammate
Alexander Myers
ta
Benjamin Barnes
Finally quit my job so it's been good
Joshua Barnes
who watch luke erwin23 here?
Carter Myers
Karmichael Hunt
Dominic Flores
OH BOY WOWWEE ISN'T IT ENDEARING THAT BRIAN IS MENTALLY DEFICIENT
Ayden Clark
Gym membership temporarily suspended because I accidentally let out a little piss whilst deadlifting
Charles Lewis
Buried my cat.
Levi Lewis
based
Andrew Lopez
r.i.p. catto o7
Julian Morris
Hey me too lad, cheers to them
Chase Morgan
i'm not a fucking retard so not me
Hudson Price
Yeah it happens. What probably put me in the deep end a little more was that a PT called me out on it, and I told him if he actually lifted heavy he’d fuckin’ understand
Jayden Smith
cats are based.
Jaxson Robinson
F. Now get a dog.
Gavin Baker
not finding putting donuts on police cars funny
Carson Green
betts has been pretty bad for like 2 years now aside from the meme goals
James Gutierrez
>Now get a dog Already have one, he alerted me she was seizing as she carked it. Poor lad was sitting next to her grave the next day trembling and crying.
Well in this game >dropped the ball trying to catch it from a easy pass (knock on) >tried a short kick off but kicked it into a teammate trying to get behind him >missed a tackle leading to a try >Other shit He's had a rough night
Quaynor is shit getting outmuscled by a rat like Rioli
John King
what's your poison lad? Better not be gay shit like JRE
Nathan Rivera
are richmond good or is it just their draw?
Adam Turner
Sounds comfy, I might watch Street Fighter 2 : The Animated Movie.
Cameron Lewis
Dan Carlin
Juan Fisher
peak hunt
Jayden Price
Mate you can pick em up from any servo or 7/11. There these little biscuit things with chocolate and caramel in em Good to eat, great to pelt at strangers
Logan Lopez
Imagine if this happened in today's current climate. Just imagine what the internet would do.
Even bogans know muzzies are based and Racism is wrong.
Sebastian Kelly
soulless
soul
Dominic Barnes
Based
Poof
Wyatt Cook
it would just be Blair Cottrell and the rest of those attention whoring faggots playing the victim, making it all about themselves and desperately trying to monetise it
Some Korean/American fusion burger joint. >BULGOGI BURGER >Grilled Korean bulgogi beef, gochujang mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion rings, & cheese in a potato bun. >$14.50
Eli Rodriguez
nice reddit meme
Xavier Watson
STILL got him on a string lads
Chase James
what a mad cunt
Jonathan Cook
How do you know if someone delivering your food doesn't eat some of your chips?
Mason Sullivan
>Mad Dog Adrian Is it true his old man was a brain surgeon?
Angel Turner
Fuuuck that sounds familiar. Location?
Matthew Peterson
there's tape over the bag
Alexander Richardson
Cox beasted in that prelim, I actually though he'd be half decent since that.
Noah Gomez
you don't, stop being a lazy prick and go get it yourself
Colton Green
COLD PIES
Mason Brown
exhentai is dead lads sad times
Hunter Wright
>bronx cheers for cox kek, don't know why they're expecting a 7ft+ tall guy to play well in the wet
Bentley Morales
don't know the lore that deeply but he was at Alfred's the other week when I was there, 2 hot sluts turned up and he just started jerking off right there in the open lol
Jonathan Rivera
>me need slave to bring me food he he he put it in the special food delivery bag pleas Fucking have a good look at yourselves you rat cunts
Jace Martinez
I only ever saw that sad panda.
Henry Walker
mason cox is absolute dogshit
James Gray
place looks like it does good chicken, but not sure how fried shit would transport in the sweatbox
Ayden Walker
Didn't know that, I know that whenever he gets to a new suburb he stops and has a beer though
Kevin Wright
Place called Chimek in Vic Park. Never tried them before.
Nathaniel Diaz
>that margin junktime jack's time to shine!
Wyatt Gomez
he has unironically always been dogshit
Jack Gutierrez
>getting this mad at deliveroo
Noah Peterson
Odds on the freo mong and someone getting into some retarded argument and pushing this thread to 500 posts?
Andrew Gutierrez
you're right guys I'm being lazy, I'll just drunk drive instead. Mongs.
Adam Flores
i dont understand
west coast are good or bad this year?
Parker Thompson
Why I stuck with the beef desu.
Juan Hughes
tipping me to be the someone else cannot stand this cunt
Matthew Adams
That’s alright mate, the good old boys got that shit downloaded. She’ll be back in a jiffy
Carson Gray
>this deliveroo argument you blind? it's already begun, better entertainment than this game.
Gavin Martin
Good. Pies only beat them due to the 'le epic backs against the wall spirit of the club' meme coming true.
Nolan White
Is Freo mong the guy who posts projectors?
Jonathan King
>le goddeb onb a strib xdxd guy on suicide watch, completely missed the boat on trying to shitstir
James Mitchell
The pies are on fire
Brody Allen
on the fireball tonight, bit stiff going to start mixing it with coke.
Grayson Butler
>Allen is nearby based anglo deliveroo driver
Jack Moore
chode
Ian Edwards
The pies are on water
Christian Brooks
reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
Andrew Price
The pies are on tv
Nathaniel Reyes
Could never get into the fireball tbqh, don’t get the appeal
Alexander Sanchez
it might have been a few years ago but I dunno now, I post that sometimes with his classic "simple reply from a simple mind" that shit used to get me so fucking heated.
Leo Reyes
the pies are on fire
Oliver Lopez
Louhit eventually rocked up, the weak cunt CALLED ME from his car because it was drizzling while I was waiting literally across the road outside my front door. kebab was bretty gud tho
Jordan Garcia
The pies are on suicide watch
Isaiah Foster
a simpleton like you would get heated over such a simple thing
>these darkies with FULL Aussie accents not sure how to feel honestly, but Chol seems alright.
Jordan Wilson
That always weirds me out too.
Jeremiah Richardson
Should I grow a moustache lads?
Ayden Murphy
Don't you mean can I? And no.
Robert Ramirez
Fuck m8 scrolling through his upload history is just brutal.
Brandon Stewart
>Hardwick kicked out Rioli for fucking his daughter >sent him to Fev what a punishment
Michael Wright
"ok"
Elijah Roberts
Ok, BT exposing that shit house ESPN interviewer was actually based!
Hunter Sullivan
then losing a chip or two is the price you pay for living in a country where you are allowed to continue to exist whilst being such a burden on society
Joseph Ramirez
all edge, no point. thanks for playing.
Aiden Collins
just subbed on the off chance it's the one thing that stops him from topping himself
>meme cyrial rioli retires >hawthorn replace him with memeforward wingard they can't help but have meme kicking, can they?
Jose Ortiz
yeah but what do betting people know? after all, gambling is supposed to turn a profit for the owners
Dylan Hernandez
>hawks elite kicking is a meme guy is still here pay homage to the man who spawned the Autist Team lads.
Joseph Peterson
who /bigfooty/ here?
Luke Richardson
always fun reading what people think their players are worth in a trade. Of course Kayne Turner is worth an early second rounder.
Josiah Diaz
why is that place such a commie cesspit?
David Gomez
Victorian mentality and no room for fun or trolling allowed because of muh upboat currency, every pleb has to fall in line with the bullshit or risk losing their good boy points.
Bentley Rogers
Turning on the Hawthorne Brisbane game lads who am I cheering for? Also. I have family in I believe they moved to Sydney recently from Melbourne. Do I have to cheer for Sydney or is there a buzfeed quiz I can take to find my favorite team?
Aaron Adams
>is there a buzfeed quiz I can take you'll fit right in at Sydney you raging faggot LEAF
Basedbane m8 You probably won't want to support a Sydney team tbph, just watch some games and figure out who you like the most
Lucas Stewart
boomer cucktorians
Brody Brooks
Lions lad but >we'll probably lose. Got a feeling >we're due, but that could just be a decade of being conditioned to expect failure.
Thomas Parker
pissandpoo so iggs can go clear second lad
Elijah Gomez
>No team who has reached 2nd on the ladder has won their first match as 2nd on the ladder Put the house on the Hawkroaches everyone
Henry Gray
Not following Again, I don't understand. But I like gambling. Tell me more
Lincoln Ortiz
UP THE D O N S
Josiah Morris
>crows are too slow through the midfield and don't tackle enough >so we better rest one of the two midfielders who can tackle well >and replace him with someone slower and hasn't played in an afl match all year >also, the team is underperforming, so let's put the inexperienced rookie in this week >we'll also rest eddie against his old side and don't bother with a morale boost not sure what don pyke was trying to achieve here tbph
Carter Ward
to send a message that you're on your last legs and given his shithouse form plus the fact Carlton would probably know how to play against him if he actually pulled his finger out played well
Kevin Bailey
Phil Walsh would be rolling in his grave
Xavier Adams
>Again, I don't understand. But I like gambling. Tell me more For some reason the team that is 2nd on the ladder this season just doesn't win despite being the 2nd best. Brisbane is currently 2nd and playing Hawthorn so bet on Hawthorn
Nolan Martinez
an out of form eddie would still perform better than the rookie stengle desu, and by resting him, pyke has cut the morale in the side
i agree
Colton Murphy
>pyke has cut the morale in the side I disagree, I think he's putting them all on notice to play with hunger because if I drop a "superstar" (lol) you could be next, so pull your finger out. Crows haven't had anything close to morale since Walsh bit the dust.
Jackson Gray
that caller was amazing >"DROP WALKER, DROP BETTS, DROP WORRY SLOWN. PHIL WAWLSH WOULD BE TURNING IN HIS GRAVE" >"hmm thanks caller"
Chase Clark
imagine getting hit by a bus in South America, surviving and being given a new lease on life. Only to die at the hands of your junkie weeb son. Grim.
Don't own a car here either, but I've got 2 bikes.
Matthew Peterson
I'm watching Top Gun and it's...it's really not very good is it.
Brandon Reyes
a female umpire. wow. this is truly powerful
Bentley Lewis
Wow. So you're double gay and zero straight. Car fucking owns. >muh environment Don't care >muh dui Don't take the main roads >muh fitness Take a lap after weights. Try a type of cardio that doesn't kill your ball sack. Don't shit up my roads
Can you imagine the apoplectic rage on 5AA if Adelel manage to lose to fucking Carlton
Noah Long
it's gonna happen my man, can't wait
David Morgan
think this is a long time coming for the crows. we've scooted by on mere skill without any potency, gameplan desire and aggression for a long time. but the skilful players can no longer carry the team
Xavier Phillips
Never seen professional athletes eat during a game before.
Thomas Jones
imagine the angry boomers calling in I cant wait
Easton Ramirez
could really use a virtual simulcast of the blues game desu
Austin Jackson
in their fits of rage they are delusional and will say Eddie should have been kept in, Walker needs to have a day out or he'll get lambasted.
Caleb Hill
weak crowd
Eli Howard
>Eddie banter with Reiwoldt over their Grand Finals kek
Easton Bell
>Adelel >Making the 8
Jaxson Rogers
DA FUCKIN BLOOS
it's a good thing Bolton is a manlet who can't reach the rafters or he'd be SWINGING from them right now
will Adelaide mongs try and preserve their egos by saying Carlton are good now and >we just can't match them? Better on the day and all the old tropes? I hope not, I want some "Phil Walsh would be turning in his grave" tier calls
So what are the Curnow brothers? Are they aboriginal? Greek? Sicilian?
Kevin Sanders
crows fan here. can't even manage to cheer for this pathetic team
Anthony Roberts
Imagine living in fucking Adelaide grim
Easton Reyes
more of a lacrosse town really, don't know anybody who follows AFL
Jack Collins
crowd is tearing Walker apart, boos and bronx cheers
Carson Cook
You guys play lacrosse down there?
Connor Myers
>Eddie getting a stiffy over Daisy Thomas
Nathaniel Scott
You had any hope or positive prospects at all in the Crows? Top wew, something ALWAYS goes wrong with >us, this is classic Crows.
Juan Roberts
kek, dumb hole
Camden Hall
dunno if he's trolling you becuase the Crows are SHIT but in upper middle class and above areas around Perth weekend lacrosse gets a pretty decent turnout even for juniors, surprised me but it is a pretty cool game
Michael Thomas
>Be melbourne support >also too poor to fuck of to the europe or snow
scroll up a few posts mong, plus it's half time. You give me shit for talking to them but they trigger you immensely, lol sad cunt.
Aiden Murphy
waiting for the >gotteb ob a strinb xdxdxd damage control
Isaiah Sullivan
eating a freddo
Xavier Rivera
Lacrosse has been our national sport since 1860 or some shit. In the 90s parliament decided to add hockey as well declaring lacrosse to be the national sport of summer and hockey the national sport or winter.
Aaron Jackson
>S-STOP T-TALKING TO FLAGS I DON'T LIKE >THIS IS MY SECRET AUSTRALIAN CLUB
bottom of the barrel ""posters"" to be quite honest with you /afl/ family
Robert Bennett
kek, you've been btfo kindly never post here again you SEETHING freshie
Easton Bell
how is it
Cooper Martinez
*be's listening to 5aa because channel 7 are cockheads and delaying the telecast of blues/crows*
Charles Brooks
what an EPIC reply friend, how will I EVER recover from this scathing defeat.
Alexander Sanchez
5/10
Jayden Garcia
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS IS THE FOREIGNER APPRECIATION THREAD!!!!!! HIDDEN & REPORTED TO MY GOOD FRIEND THE JANITOR!!!!!!
Owen Hall
*be's replying to LEAFS* *be's triggered this mong*
Mason Green
based mick luggage
Logan Green
kek, passive aggression the first refuge of the SEETHING bitch, you don't seem to be enjoying yourself, maybe r/lacrosse is more your speed.
Jayden Campbell
grim might go get a caramel koala for myself
Leo Gray
migrate when ready lads
Ian Lopez
really can't make my mind up on Poort vs GWS, surely (((They))) wouldn't let both Adelaide teams not make the top 8?
Levi Price
Loins are opening this shit up. Good pace to this game. Didn't expect this much scoring.