/hoc/

go knights

i unironically like this swedish
youtube.com/watch?v=76xq6LT269k

Christopher Cross is based. After I listen to sailing I will play Alice's restaurant

christopher cross is a fat retarded boring piece of trash

I

Have you guys watched Party Down? I found it on Hulu, and it's based.

Shut the fuck up sun nigger

That show's fucking hilarious, shame it only got two seasons

youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE

>p-please like my yacht faggot music

no what's it about

Yeah man. I'm just about finished with the first season. The cast is killer too.

someone say boat music?
youtube.com/watch?v=Adw772km7PQ

G

>excuse me waitress, I have some yacht music for you

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/hoc/
>white
>Christian
>big cock
/cric/
>everything other than white
>worships some kind of 8 armed cow lmao
>small dick

do you guys have any good sailor music for sailing the high seas

I love the irony that the guy who played Kyle, the character who's an actor, is the only person I haven't seen in anything since Party Down

What about Norge? don't worry
youtube.com/watch?v=8UPUPDo20nM

G

I have you
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjbTYwthTXniRaFGmMJ_F2VexmXPpdu2o

another cup of coffee

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for me, it's lizzy caplan

Oh yeah, she's very hot

The first job I actually enjoyed was given to me by father. And to this day (4 or 6 years later) I remember him telling me "I feel more better when someone called in too drunk to show up then when they just didn't call at all"
So since then. I try to be admirable. But I go above and beyond. I even show up places when I've been drinking. It's called "working hard" . Try it

it says your playlist is private

E

this is the only Finland thing I have
youtube.com/watch?v=_lCvBneho48

Alestorm
youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjbTYwthTXniRaFGmMJ_F2VexmXPpdu2o

>he doesn't drink on the job
lightweight

Wait for it...

3:02 interference Smith
19:13 Smith (68) Dubois, spooner
1-0 over sens after one

LOVE my Christian brothers of /hoc/

R

did that work?

Fuck everybody who ruined my combo.

:D

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tell me your team and I'll tell you a bible verse related to them

c...c...c...combo breaker

dickgirls

about to do a tarot reading

aye aye it be workin now laddie, ARRRR

leviticus 20:13

good, parting glass is my personal favorite

youtube.com/watch?v=vdhdC0Mbqak

this is going on the list as well
youtube.com/watch?v=LU5qVKwzZO4

Just like the Greek pirates haha. AR - GO

Going south soon. Hope I don’t get shot.

just make sure to shoot first and then you won't have to worry about it

business idea: ice basketball

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New Jersey Devils (of Newark, New Jersey)

youtube.com/watch?v=cCUmDJ0eU80

Sadpanda is dying, lads.

Based Almighty God HEEMing degeneracy

What are the incels gonna do when they're cartoon sex gets deleted? Start a holocaust? I don't know, I'm kind of scared

thinking about caca

Thinking about bringing my ps4 to the office and letting it download games while I work

our official religion is the new jersey devils

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El basado

*Pretend I'm doing karaoke and its good so you buy me a drink and then I have sex hahah*
Wow. That was awesome. I can't wait for the jets to win the Stanley Cup

Going through a nostalgia hole, lads
Fuck I wish I'd done things differently

Y
U
M
A

Thinking about getting drunk as fuck as soon as the bar opens and forcing people to sit and play cards with me when they come in

can you just swim across the rio grande?

Goodnight, love you :). Say it back

whats that

stop trying to force that shitty meme

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You can't make people just do anything they don't want

Jizzy Poopoopeepee

*I roofie both drinks since I don't even really want to have sex with you I just think it's funny to say "rookie" *
Says neither of us

the NJ devils are the 2020 stan lee cup champions

t. somerset county, new jersey

id's habening!

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That would certainly make any remaining finn that isn't already a >rags lifelong hop on board

Finland is alcoholic pedophiles sucks at hockey incel communist half Asian half Eskimo
All of them that is, except patrik Laine & Vesalainen& Niku

dont get too down on yourself bud everybody has regrets

good way to get kicked outta the bar

a team full of finnish busts, what could go wrong

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a NEET and incel uprising takes place. there are hundredss of thousands casualties in the ensuing revolt, all of which are said NEETS and incels so no need to worry

>Toronto Argones

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you have to go back

real pookcific hours

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Go leafs

Could be worse...
They could have
>swedish goaltending
Oh, wait! They do have that hahahahahahaha

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Imagine Bulju and Kakko leading >rags to Stan Lee Cup

brilliant work

cant imagine that

cheers lads

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>rags

literally impossible, the universe would sooner fold onto its self than allow the rags win anything, especially a rags team lead by disgusting finns

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Gonna brush teeth, shower abd go to work now

also
>rags

have a nice day

hope you have a good day fren

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gonna get super drunk to watch the fireworks on saturday

imagine being the city that gives 250 million to a billionaire because he's too cheap to pay for the arena of the team he owns

steppin' in just to say:
>laffs

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thinkign

1994 was only 3 decades ago, basically yesterday

Tom Wilson did nothing wrong

weebs btfo

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

sadpanda is fucking DEAD bros

whats that

only the best hentai archive site in existence
or at least it was
until the dutch FUCKING KILLED IT

based dutchmen

more like pedos did

>1 hr 45 min between posts

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>R

>A

>G

>S

>shit franchise
>shit owners
>shit fans

unironically made fun of hill billys with the lads at work yesterday

>samefag

>he's mad that I'm bumping this dead thread

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>spamming the thread when the board is at its slowest
yeah, ur a faggot

new meme comin thru boys

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careful you might arouse that one user

why reply to bait

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I wish /heem/ could be comfy like /hoc/

Good job boys.

we have aliens in yuma :)

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your mom's pussy is so dusty it could be classified as an extraterrestrial lifeform

will there be any signings today?

Update on the bump on the back of my shoulder. It's more of a mass now. I've got pus out of it once, blood twice. Gonna try again in an hour or two

Releasing a massive offseason /hoc/ this morning

I feel totally fucking out of it still. I don't know what time zone I'm on

what was the cause for the celebrations?

did they trade kakko to devils?
also time to remind: hughes = bust

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is hughes just some covert swedish twink agent to prevent glorious finland from claiming being a 1st over pick?

Based nyquist

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hes used to playing in shitholes
afterall he was drafted by detoilet

>everyone says “oh that’s a great city”

>a swede is going to be right at home at loser town

Who knew

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Imagine being a Finnish player and busting hard no matter where you go
Then imagine being a Swedish bvll and dominating those Finns

as opposed to him saying "columbus is a god forsaken wasteland"?
hes trying to endure himself to the fanbase

>endearing himself
Is that why other players have said it’s a great City even after playing against Columbus?

thinking about that one sizzling hot summer day in '92

they are athletes they will pay lip service however they can

when was the last time a hockey player said "oh i hate playing in detroit, that cities is full of negroes"

andreychuk

based af tbqh

Just fuck it we ball

You mean kakko?

Hockey is huge in Columbus and it’s changed a lot since 2014 nhl.com/bluejackets/news/columbus-has-become-first-rate-hockey-town/c-749279

>muh cannon
Go fuck yourself Ted you fat cock huffer

Who the fuck cares about columbus

>his team doesn’t have a cannon that goes off after every home goal
Hahahhaha laughing at you

About 1.8 million people in the Columbus metro area

gene simmons

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just look at these absolute chads
how can non-cannon based teams even compete?

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>needing a gimmick so your shit team is relevant
Expansion teams are a mistake

>shit team
AHEM
STANDINGS

give me an O6 team that doesnt have a gimmick

You do realize I said expansion teams and tampa is an expansion team that needed tesla coils for “muh lightning” shit. Read nigga

You realize that o6 teams are literally gay

How come?

/hoc/s cock in sock
Formerly Teds

h-hot

id put a cock in her sock if you feel me

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The day Jack Hughes plays his last NHL game

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

brain dead

You are a code word for boring

I write poems to entertain myself
Yet /hoc/ doesn't seem to like them
I bare the dark recesses of my soul
And post them just to spite them

F

Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>awful prospect pool
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and kesler
>signed a soft, 46 point, regressing player to a six year, 30 MILLION DOLLAR contract who will be 32 by the time he plays his first game with them, if he doesnt break his arm before then
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
>retarded coach guaranteed a playoff berth, and then missed the playoffs
What a laughably bad franchise
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?

Are Canes fans the most based?

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I fucking hate hockey

*first of 1000+
Ftfy

Your dad should've kicked the shit out of you more for being such a melodramatic faggot

I was actually saying that ironically. I don't have any dark recesses or a soul even.

it's summer I don't think about hockey

>no soul
sam confirmed ginger

I meant that figuratively. And my name's Max.

>goodman
>is neither good nor a man
huh rmyt

I'm actually blonde retard. Iranian master race
That's good to hear friend max. If you were only being ironic we are still friends Max

just woke up going to make coffee

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How many ducks would it take to beat a lynx in a fight.? Going off my estimates, 6-8 is the magic number

what a great idea

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he dead long before that milestone

~100 and they will only win because of the bodyheat they produce by being packed all around the lynx (no homosex)

are you speaking from experience?

LGTSS
>argoNOTS

nice butt and nice digits

Can /hoc/ please redpill me on this man?

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just promise not to tell anyone okay?

he is correctly rated

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If torts is so shit why have the jackets made the playoffs in almost every single season he’s been the coach? (Except for when he was hired midway through the season and they started 0-8

i'm sweating like a pig

the east (specifically the metro) is a shit division
>inb4 muh point totals
who gives a fuck when the division leads in handing out bettman points

currently a pleasant 20 celsius here with a nice SW breeze but with the humidity we could be in for some heat as the afternoon progresses.

>shit division
>has won cup 3 of last 4 seasons
>has most teams in playoffs

this is a first world general sweaty
kindly get the fuck out

yeah the division was extremely top heavy with 2 teams on top and the rest scrambling for scraps
you'll send lots of teams to the playoffs when ever 2nd game hands out 2 free points to each team playing

You're talking about the shitlantic division right?

Shut up slut and drink my pee

both east divisions have the same problem and all it does is inflate the point totals

nah we don't do that in the first world, we have running water and supermarkets.

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>they actually rate the:
>pongs
>canes
>isles
>leafs
>blots
>yotes
>sharks
>panthers
>blue jackets
>bruins
>the entire atlantic division
>perds
>ducks
Get a grip and grow up

youtube.com/watch?v=XLmfT1apV3o

the shitlantic division has 3 teams below 77 points. no other division is that shit

hard to believe he used to be a team captain

why did you completely ignore my comment about inflated point totals

Oh no, he reached into his meme defense folder

because it doesn't apply to the metro like it does to the shitlantic

simmering

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if two teams like the >rags and shittburgh end the season with a combined 26 points from losing games, dont you think it will skew the point totals?

I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone

I never conquered, rarely came
Sixteen just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conquered, when you came
Sixteen just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never conquered, when you came
Tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside
The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I've survived
I can't wait till I get home
To pass the time in my room alone

Nooooo not the meme pictures again aaaaaaaah how can I ever recover

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team idea: PEI Lobster and Mussels. the first team with two names like that. and it would be the pride of the maritimes.

Finland Hughes is the better player. Kakko is a Finnish bust as always

This is my favorite Bukowski poem.

not as much as the bolts being able to play 15 or so games against shitators, detoilet, and the sabres

why so angry today xhena?

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don't give into the jerks they only want to see good people hurting.

if you aren't upset why can't you reply? I agree with your private messages about killing Vladimir Putin btw.

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lol each metro team gets 24 games against the shitlantic all the same
the blots were 21-3-0 against metro teams last season

go post blink 182 lyrics in Yea Forums
this is the hockey forum

21-7-0*

Don't you mean 21-7-0?

I thought Yea Forums stood for "song posting".

no i mean 21-3-0
>Within Conference, Non-divisional 3 games × 8 opponents 24

Everything you said about the metro applies to the atlantic more.
BTFO

AHEM

considering you believed both of those morons, its pretty easy to understand im having a conversation with a brainlet

Hey don't call me a moron.

And they got BTFO by the isles

hey i dont give a fuck about post-season memes in a regular season discussion

>94441618
You're not worth my (You)'s, Zhang

Considering you believe the metro is worse than the atlantic, its pretty easy to understand I'm having a conversation with a brainlet.

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But playoffs are the only thing that matters

it's a moot point since stat padding against shit teams all season doesn't mean squat if you can't even win a single post season game
moron

then write 0-4 vs metro

pretty crazy that you'd want to KILL Bлaди́миp Bлaди́миpoвич Пýтин, but I trust you have your reasons.

0-4 vs metro

>standings

metro>central>pacific>atlanshit

>top 3 teams all eliminated by the second round

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hey i dont give a fuck about post-season memes in a regular season discussion

It's actually
central>metro>pacific>shitlantic
That's an objective rating without a hint of bias

moron

that doesnt work when you start a new discussion :)

yeah metro and central are pretty interchangeable honestly

this discussion is about regular season too, retardbro

double down on the autism then, its not like care

>b-b-b-boohooo
>a-a-autism
Not an argument.
hey i dont give a fuck about post-season memes in a regular season discussion

centGOD>pacshit>metroshit>atlanshit

pacific is just not that good bro

its better than anything the east shits out cups be damned

you can't just say cups be damned

and yet i did
west beats each other up in by the end of the WCF and the leastern conference gets a freebie cup

Blink 182 just released a song about me and Taylor Swift.
youtube.com/watch?v=4lkmgS7BfuQ

>we wuz tired
Not an excuse
metro>pacific simple as and I'm saying this as a pacific ocean

maybe if the metro had some physicality like bawston they could be considered

The only part that's not accurate is she obviously knows my name.

>no tom
dropped tbqh

starting to worry about that russian subhuman lads, hope he hasn't been dragged off the to gulag

sounds like shit

didn't he get abducted by aliens or something?

i think he quit the band to try to find aliens or some shit

just want to take a second to remind everyone this guy is still monitoring the thread

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Is that Voldemort?

Risto trade coming soon

They are watching this thread very closely

Hearing something around Risto and Connor of Winnipeg from my source.

Good thing your source is your schizophrenia.

That's what you said last year

i'd do risto for ehlers probably
connor is actually good

Ehlers contract is really good though. Winnipeg probably can't afford both Laine and Connor.

Metro>central>atlantic>>>>pacific

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MTV Finland says he will not play in Buffalo next season

I went to a casino for the first time and the absolute standoffish behaviour of everybody in that cursed place was unbelievable. The wandering, schizo look on the faces of my fellow gamblers was distressing. The employees look as though they were beaten cattle with the attitude of someone who is a preening bureaucrat "can I see your ID"? they ask with a look of which speaks to nothing but the emptiness you can see in their eyes.. I have considered writing a letter to the city about it and possibly the provincial government.

haven't crunched the numbers, but it seems like they could easily afford both with the 17.5 million in space they have

Oh my. You haven't heard what they are asking for?

are you having heat stroke? another reminder:
kakko: u-18 gold, u-20 gold, WC gold
hughes: absolutely nothing

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Gonna do intermittent fasting.

>gets fired

>implying that means anything
reminder pulju did the same shit. kakko is just another pulju clone with a better pedigree

Iceketball

Watch Kakko be good because the Oilers can't develop talent.

When Pulju was drafted he only had u-20 gold you absolute mongoloid.

For me its union construction

>
>rags

Finland are a bunch of memeing retards and the finnish bustposters are also memeing retards
Huges and Kako are both going to be good

Ryan McDonagh.

/hoc/ would be a lot better if people didn't talk about hockey as much.

Shut up, fag.

>Kako are both going to be good
ftfy

I forgot to mention low content posting.

For me, it’s preaching the gospel to /hoc/

PRoxy off, binland, and go back to learning English

reminder hughes>kakko

Bulju was Aho babby

I see you're one of those island types.

I read it in the paper, I saw it on tv, I guess there’ll be one empty seat, when I wrestle at wemberlee

I like how everyone is suddenly pretending that Pulju wasn't that good to begin with. Just watch the u-20 highlights of Pulju and you see Pulju deserved the MVP.

kakko never had aho feeding him perfect passes

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For me it's absolutely despising everything about bracket except for this post

trade unions are the reason alberta construction projects have declined
cant afford to pay union rates when oil is $60 a barrel

This. Pulju's confidence has gone to shitter. He had like 11 games where he scored 9 points and looked like a legit top-6 forward and then he made a mistake and got demoted to popcorn duty by mclellan. Next time i saw him he was afraid of making mistakes and playing like scared rabbit. He definitely has upside still.

Hi jessi

reminder:
hughes: overhyped by murican media and the only reason devils picked him was to market shit out of him just to get couple of more people to attend their games

kakko: born to win, dominates men as a 17-18 year old. brings people from all over the world to watch him just because he is just so god damn good ice hockey player

Sounds like a problem with his Finnish brain.

Why are f*nns seething so much at krappo not going 1oa

you left out the best part about hughes:
hes jewish and was drafted to an extremely pro-jew area of the USA

>hurr durr I need $89/hr to turn a screw because I didn’t pay attention in high school
>unions

idk but its going to be quite funny with the second american drafted first overall since kane busts fucking hard

pulju is swedish though

starting to think finland is gonna get BTFO come october

probably mad that they have to be >rags lifelongs now

where? at least in Finnish hfboards all the posters were happy Kappo went to Rangers.

also

>rags

I wouldn't want to take credit for him either.

starting to think pulju might be a huge bust

*dabs on both hughes and kakko*

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you’re a faggot for even mentioning him
not surprised he is a fat lazy fuck that is out of work 6 months a year though

who else /dickgirls/?

is he even starting in NHL next season?

let me guess, you are also /anime/

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>he doesn’t like yacht rock

He might. Lets see if he does

are styx considered yacht rockers?

the best thing about classic rock is that they stopped making it

It's called dad rock now.

they're considered cock rock

asking for doesnt equal getting
even if both get 8 million (they wont) they have more than enough room

For me it's boomer metal from the 70's and early 80's
youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o

given up on wahlstrom already?
kek

Prog rock

No you fucking tard. They're both great prospects, but dobson reminds me of pronger. kid is fucking good

I prefer brorock to buttrock honestly.

big dick /cric/
smol cock /hoc/
simple as

this but swapped

Cricket is what you do when you want to spend time with a bunch of men with paddles.

>this post
>that flag
cuck

smol cock /hoc/
big dick /cric/

No.
Big cock /hoc/
Small dick /cric/

I heard gays have bigger dicks so you might be right.

Cricket is what you do when you want to spend time pooping in the streets.

have meaningful relationships

It’s true, I’m gay and my cock is enormous

Jack Jews desu

remember that american that fell for that knife pyramid scheme?
rip

I took a different staircase that had anime after pegging. Causality's a bitch.

>reminds you
find it halirious you a pretending like your witnessed dobson skate beind the 10sec highlight reel they provided at the draft

who are you quoting?

the islels weebtard, should be obvious

the isles weeb is acting like he knows the first thing about hockey again.
reminder he's never even skated.

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What if I've watched like 2 mainstream animes but that's it? Is it too late for me?

I've actually skated. Im not amazing but I know how to skate.

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roller skates dont count

AYY TONY YOU JUST GONNA LET DESE WISE GUYS TALK TRASH ABOUT DA ISLANDAS

Nope, ice skates

that applies for the rangers

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this post reeks of insecurity

just walked into the office reeking of marijuana

i've ice skated plenty of times ed

no one claimed otherwise, yet here you are defending yourself

fuck fins

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fuck

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The worst thing about you is that you were born

When I was a kid I was in a speed skating class and the instructor literally called my mom and told her I should quit.

>6 months
Its maybe 2 days between projects. Work is good in trump's America.

did you say fuck them and then go on to Olympic trials in speed skating?

he was trying to bone your mom

Is that bagel guy really what people from Long Island are like?

I said fuck you and became an Olympic level shit poster on /hoc/.

he was a ranger fan ironically

this is why I took power skate lessons.

It was a woman.

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hawt

I thought you'd say "Even better". Disappointed.

white trash shithole

Engles is a faggot

Really? Is he wearing a jersey or something?

Don't respond to obvious shitposting. You'll only encourage it to continue posting.

Brian Burke

lazy faggot just wanted to get paid for sitting around doing nothing

yep.

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I mean dont we all

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you're right senpai

This keeps getting better

Pierre McGuire

Who is dis

Is my husbando

Sean

36 chambers (male)

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who is the bottom?

Crosby

You ruin quality banter with those pedo images you know that right

People say I look like Quentin Tarantino.

People say I look like Willem Dafoe

what's your favorite Tarantino flick?

People say I look like Paul Dano

People say I look like Bonaqua

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
OOH OOH

I've seen a guy on /fit/ with his exact schnoz.
Thoughts on feet?

I liked Kill Bill.

I don't think I'm as big into cocaine or feet as Tarantino.

No he isn't

yes he is

Fuckin' wide people

one time i had to get a blood test and the nurse who was going to take my blood stabbed me with the needle and said 'oh sorry i missed your vein, ill have to do that again'
how the fuck are you so uncoordinated

My name is Mud

some real high quality discussion going on here

Hello there Mud

People say I look like Gary Bettman.

Where do you think you are? Reddit?

People say I look like the guy from Primus

I’m 6 foot 2 and rude as hell

heading down to the dude store. hope that thicc nigress is there again.

there is cute girl who works at my office but I spill spaghetti whenever I try to talk to her

>socialized medicine
What did you expect

the guy that works there is some avocado toast eating, bulletproof coffee drinking tier hipster.

that he didnt have to pay ten thousand dollars

im out of things to discuss

Let's talk about sex.

*dies because he forgot to tip the surgeon*

Haven't had it in like 4 years

primus sucks

It's been about a year and a half for me.

Oral>vaginal>titfuck>handjob>anal

same
the only girls that wanna fug me are underage

I've done all those things except anal.