England vs Ireland International Cricket Test Matchthread #1

fucked my life up lads

chose to study in a field that only will consider you for a job if you interned for them. interned at two places, was meant to hear if I got the job at one by 9am today and haven't heard a thing meaning they don't want me. had the interview for the other one today but it didn't work out either

going to be unemployed with $110,000 in student loans at 24

howling at england though

>$110,000 in debt
>in Australia
literally how

Heard maccy D's is hiring

At least you'll have the cricky

FEE HELP

forgot the 20% surchage actually sitting in at $132,000 with an interest rate above the inflation rate how good are private unis

>private unis
you done goofed

how about this cricket match currently being played ay lads wahey

gone tits up in every department mate not just the uni selection

He works to collect illegitimate trophies on England's behalf in exchange for a career. A more honorable player would have rejected such a trophy

who /gotmoneyonIrelandwhentheywere$4.5odds/ here?

apparently Morgan was nominated as Irish sportsperson of the year

nice to see all these blue starry flags and not so much those cazz stripey ones lads

trying to nominate that cunt Stokes as NZer of the year was one of our cringier moments, best forgotten

>^Australia$
ah yes, that improves the /cric/ user experience immensely

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please go back to your containment thread.

don't even acknowledge

What field?

law mate

This is the thread

didn't you get a CSP? Normally it costs about 10k a year to attend uni

>private unis
too brainlet for a govt uni?

what's that

I'm running 20k a year too

studyassist.gov.au/help-loans/commonwealth-supported-places-csps

had any choice available for me, this one was second best uni in the state for law and the only one with an undergraduate degree so I took it

hmmm why confide yourself to your home state?

probably not allowed to depart the state without leave of court because of his noncery conviction

in Perth and the degree is state specific

weird laws

'avin a wee bevvy lads

Friday n' all

Business idea: become an elite cricketer instead of vermin lawyer.

business idea: gullotine every single banking executive

Business idea: limit /cric/ to flags with test cricket status.

reckon ireland won't be here much longer then mate

That's the idea numbnuts.

>numbnuts
my balls have quite a lot of feeling in them actually my friend
just ask your mother

quite passionate about cricket these days 2bh lads
can't wait for cricket season

Gin and tonic

Fatty blunt

whiskey coke
coupla rails
modest cone

15 lagers
simples

that seems like too much alcohol for one session.

been a shit day

shitspouter
lawngod
failure lawyer lad

yeah me

she'll be right mate, I don't work in the field I studied in uni and I'm doing fine.

How's the pitch at this time of year lawnbro?

just want an 80k lawn as soon as possible mate

bit of a green top.

Just took a massive sebbo lads

unnecessary to describe it as massive

just imagined how big USA cricket's performance will be in the 2021-23 test world championship will be lads
my brain grew to over 2 liters in volume
can only imagine the surface area now lads, immense really.

Pretty sure there is a different thread for dumb losers to post in

the based cricket

scathing.

>starts at 10pm
Giving me grim WC flashbacks

there's a VERY obvious comeback for this but no one's biting

what, linking to /hoc/?

>why aren't you in it then

meh, i give it 4/8

Cat on my lap lads

miss the WC evening banter with the Commonwealth lads

/rwc/ soon mate

>/rwc/
yikes and cringe

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>Wake up
>NZ still seething

Another day in cric so it is

Strange if true

Sounds comfy

Fugazi.

I will be having sex tonight, tomorrow night, Sunday night and possibly during the day on Monday depending on how much money I have left lads.

mate you could skip ahead 20 years and they'd still be seething

gonna be lit

try not being a dick today and see how it goes.

dole day?

RENT FREE

Tax refund m8

youtube.com/watch?v=s4y_hbRH2fc

little chinese kid getting btfo

>STOP PICKING ON US

man's a genius
no wonder though
he was born in the USA

no worries.
>/^Ireland$/

dropped the SHOULDER on that little zipperhead kek based

reckon i need to come up with a new comic for this situation lads

not Pavement.

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based shatsquat thaloo

england btfo by based sashwat sahoo

I'm gonna go ahead and say it:
I prefer poo/cric/ to uk/cric/ now.

I'm gonna go ahead and say it:
it would've been better if India had just won

He sucked in tests, even when coming in at 6 behind the most stacked batting line up England has ever had.
That twitchy technique which is great in limited overs gets picked apart once the bowler can just land it outside off. Reminds me of Bevan in a way

how good does that cats movie look

haha you got me, I looked
it looks terrible you cunt

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happened to me but it was the penis

how would you hit the ball with your penis m8

Odd way of telling us your fetish m8

UK cric was pure cricket discussion yesterday, must be why you weren't into it

Love cricket
Love me garden
Simple as

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good mates with based India and Australia now lads.
England, not so much

Got the shakes today alchy?

had a nightmare that NZ wasn't holding any of the five cups lads, woke up in a cold sweat and had to check wikipedia. Relieved to see we still have 3/5

Based
NZ will always be remembered as the people's champions

for me lads? it's catholic social teaching.
choose quadragesimo anno, not queerness.

that semi was the real final m8
yours faithfully
NZ
(friendship with england now ended)

The hardest shot in cricket? The leave outside off...

nah mate, hardest cricket shot is not leaving in the middle of the match early to fuck two models. just ask warnie.

My dear bros.

Mate.

The hardest leave? plebby b and the last quarter of the bottle.

ooh crikey goddem

okay this is epic

I personally find it difficult to play the grounded square cut between gully and point.

tea and the based cricket

do try it

bro it is not shakib

Ramp shot over long off for six

so just tea then.

a block boundary.

illegally scoring 6 instead of a five

illegally scoring 6 instead of a five and claiming a legitimate WC win

shafting your mates then putting the boot in while they're down shot

Getting hit on the back of the head by Sean Abbott and surviving

They make it look so easy
oof

the european union leave

malingas final game at 9 lads

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we live in a world where Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are world leaders kek

Need less white men. Need more jacindas and swarbricks

White male rape culture is the source of all my personal problems 2bh

>tfw no Chloe Swarbrick gf

Don't think she's a fan of penis m8.

t. English top order

She had a bf until she was 24 and then dumped him to dyke it up for votes. She claims to be bi now.

jacinda is a little too white for me

she hasn't seen mine yet.

crushing weight of depression on the cards here

best of the lot

she'll go nowhere near any /cric/ lad after the Daniel incident

spicy, missed that

It's ok NZ it's quite clear Ireland are going to win today so you can give it back in the BANTA

It's great though. As long as it makes the sjw seeth that's ok with me

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Ben Dover and Phil McKraken

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saxshit what a fag

Which of those scrawny losers posts here ?

Quade Cooper in the Fight of the Century

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second from the left, old mate saxon peters

lives in woop woop, south australia and reckons muslims run the country

Execute all muslims.
was a good spam ngl

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can someone let me know how many runs jonny bairstow has scored in both of his innings of this test match whilst playing for England against minnows Ireland at a home venue?

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quade is a based wog

What happens if you don't have enough money on your card for an uber trip? Do they automatically give you a 0 star rating and ban your account?

no he's part Maori from Tokoroa kek

i'm a twink though

he also did fucking shit in the fight from memory as in he won but not nearly as cleanly as he should of against a fat shit that doesn't even have sport shorts

you get raped by an Indian man

> In December 2009, Cooper was charged with burglary after allegedly taking two laptops from a residence on the Gold Coast.[60]
ticking all the maori boxes yeah you can have him then lad

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acting all high and mighty as if you've never burgled your mates on the GC

blue dress wew

me and the boys putting on a bit of a combat sport spectacle

>cricky's on sky sports
noice.

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when you're microwaving your dinner and it's just about done

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yep

I'm the same

WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP

for me it's taking it out a second before the clock runs down to avoid the beep

it do be like that laughingemoji

for me it's taking it out a second before the cum to avoid the baby

>he's got a 5 beeper microwave

when will Yea Forums allow people to post emojis? #itsabouttime

my microwave says "your food has finished heating" in Chinese

...

>his microwave doesn't do double duty as a flatbed truck

The earth is flat

I'll flatten you cunt

lawncunts food heater says it in Korean

grim

My rice cooker speaks Korean

Totally unbelievable weather here past few days, was out last night, it was 30° at 11pm. Reckon if this was the weather in the world cup we would've collapsed

>"muh world cup!"

Jesus, that happened nearly a week ago. Get over it you cocky English CUNT!

The Irish 'man' QUAKES in the face of the English cricket LEGENDS

>only good players are Irish and Kiwis
kek

rude way to talk about the missus

Real cricket talk lads. Enough about the earth being flat and microwaves.

What's going to do down today?

was waiting for that

can anyone understand what the potato is yammering about?

thought so
obvious joke but set up well so I had to

on the cards:
Ireland win
England sends the World Cup to Palmerston North out of shame
I have sex

if you could only choose one to happen, which would it be

first
World Cup can go to Auckland instead location doesn't really matter

should probably go to Tauranga tbf

Thinking about making a post that replies to 20+ posts here.

Thoughts?

has /ourgirl/ scout weighed in on the maori land dispute lads?

might follow up with a cheeky "all me" if you do

So we brought SH1 in Dunedin to a stop because the government won’t step in to #ProtectIhumātao.
@nzlabour

@jacindaardern
where’s your leadership? Where’s your mana?

sounds based, be sure to include me

AMA lads.

what's for dinner

I had whisky and drugs for dinner

Did you see when that fat bitch anika moa interviewed her on seven sharp? Jeremy and Hilary were literally cringing in the studio, and Hilary wasn't able to keep her jaw from dropping open.

got a link mate?

Listed from most likely to happen to least likely?

listed in terms of causation mate one leads to the other

how do I forget her

at Bunnings you boys want anything?

North island - shaggers
South island - virgeoids

>check NZ news sites
>they're still crying about the WC final

incredible

can you grab me a job? cheers

just move on m8, it's better for the community

>be me
>In work
>Just now
>Lift is basically full
>Doors closing
>Open again at last second
>"Hehhe sorrry room for one more?"
>Door closed again
>Opens again at the last minute
>"Oops sorry guys , I'll just squeeze in there I'm only small hehehe

FUCK OFF AND WAIT FOR THE NEXT LIFT THERES THREE OTHER LIFTS...

probably not worth it mate they've got high standards
turned me down after all

I was just pretending I have a job haha gotcha

Get them to email me cheers

just got stitched up lads

Suddenly, anzac/cric/ is most comfy.
who would've thought

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not Pavement.

I'm having a reasonably flash single malt with soda lads and it's extremely good-tasting

Found Zachy lads

Fuck up daniel

Daniel eternally jealous of Zachy's success as a pom

deano is a /brit/ gimmick that zachy stole, same as grim (he posts in /brit/ the sad cunt). it's probably some cross over from there

I looked at a /brit/ thread once.
Never again.

youtube.com/watch?v=b0l3QWUXVho
Anymore songs like this with catchy guitar riffs?

>another pom that doesn't post in /brit/
this is Daniel

We all know this game will end in a draw don't we?

Either the scores will be even or the weather will save England

t.

*whacks you over mid wicket*

*bowls a 145kph inswinging yorker*

made a post on /int/ lads

Ree Lanka playing Banglakek lads

empty stadium... I thought sri lankans liked cricket?

hardest delivery to pull off:
right arm around the wicket inswinging yorker on the stumps

??

what are you implying

A devastating takedown of Daniel

reckon I could do it

is that even possible

that thai flag still posts in /brit/? grim just grim

My boss has been seeing Celia Hay

this is exactly what plebs will ask themselves as the umpire raises his hand for an LBW dismissal

based user employed by Daniel's dad

Zach has caught on about us talking about him

Daniel doesn't have a dad

Daniel's dad necked himself due to disappointment. Celia sluts about the restaurant scene with lots of men.

What is the current state of South African cricket?

cricket is on espncricinfo.com/series/19408/game/1193504/sri-lanka-vs-bangladesh-1st-odi-bangladesh-in-sri-lanka-2019

lmisports.net/sri-lanka-vs-bangladesh-live-cricket-streaming-26-jul-2019/

Still too many whites

still no world cups

oh yeah haha
pretty uncool though 2bh mate

execute all muslims

fish and chip shop lad you in?

No but got a question, is it true that huss/rock eel/rock/flake is the most common fish and chip shop fish in Australia

What? It's the truth.

Yeah mate ama

rude

kys saxshit

We use those school sharks. Lemon fish or whatever.

Tarakihi is probably the most popular of the more expensive fillets.

>Daniel doesn't have a dad
Explains a lot actually

can't be.

It is.

t. The knower of facts and figures.

Sad

Literally Jesus

Nice, our usuals are cod and haddock but they're rubbish in comparison to huss

chuck us a fact and or figure

I never could've believed I'd see someone as pathetic as Daniel that BTFO and STILL be up himself. really made me think

except based Jesus' dad was God and Daniel's dad was just some Chch shitter

Here

ummm St Joseph sweaty

the chances of successfully delivering a right arm around the wicket inswinging yorker on the stumps is 0.01% for the top 5% of international pace bowlers.

What is a huss

what's a huss m8 is that similar to a hussy

thinking about all those dumbarse HR reps that decided I wasn't worth employing sucked in dickheads I'm now looking elsewhere

Despite being only 13% of the population....

best fish n chips I've ever had was blue cod. Not so common up north here

People don't like to go in lifts on their own it can be quite scary

was original statsautist any actual good at stats?

Michael Edward Killeen Hussey also known as Mike Hussey is an Australian cricket coach, commentator and former international cricketer, who played all forms of the game m8.

I like it at work because I'm a kind of "authority figure" so i just say FULL SORRY

We have a load of different names for dogfish/small sharks, huss is the one used where I live

oh yikes ok

he was very good at finding obscure statistical justifications for why Kane was better than Smith
>e.g. Kane has more second innings centuries when chasing

got a mate who's way into fishing so I literally just get free snapper all summer and free trout all winter. kind of based.

The world's best mathematician is a Chinese man who grew up in Adelaide. What gives?

youtu.be/MXJ-zpJeY3E

wonder what he's up to now

based Statsy

he's tending to his lawn and perving on girls at mission bay

>Kind of
Hard man to please

was original AMS any good at spouting memes or what

might pick up fishing again this summer now that I can walk down to the beach from my house

it's classic kiwi understatement mate, it's a national curse. most commonly uttered words in NZ:
>pretty
>quite
>not too

Quintessentially British

>yeah nah

remembering saxon bullying the subhuman coloured into moving to new zealand

well you're still our dad, despite how abusive a father you may be

nah yeah I guess so

*desperately tries to banter with the lads*

We are winning, yes?

always thought this was a bit shitty truth be told

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*desperately tries to talk cric with the lads*

based /nrl/

Chasing small totals is all psychological - why aussies were always shit at it

shit gimmick but it set him off well

I was just taking a massive stinking New Zealander what did I miss?

who, the poster or the victim

if you skittle england for sub-200 anything could be on the cards

nice rug meme

remember this?
fuck I do

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victim

I beg to differ actually.

Even if you win, England will still take the trophy

They should play the elevator game

You now remember when everything thought 20-20 was "hit and giggle" cricket

mate made me a wallet lads. pretty stoked.

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Same one who gives you the fish?

no not fish mate, other mate

That glut of Ashes cricket between 2013 and 2015 was so weird and forgettable, with the exception of a few moments. And the pretext for it was that they didn't want the Ashes clashing with the World Cup, but here we are with an Ashes series being pushed back into August-September because of a World Cup in the same season.

Had the pleasure of meeting Daniel's dad at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

You seem to get a lot of gifts. Do you accept fish and wallets at your bumsex business?

pretty cool

lol

no i don't get bummed m8
people just like me and give things.

Think they want to bum you though mate

that's ok I imagine a lot of guys want to bum me

for me it's the giving back

My mate gives me venison but you don't hear me going on about it.

my mate gives me fuck all

well no but you'll happily go on about other meaningless crap let's be honest

Think he wants to bum you lad

based mate realising you're a bludger

Wouldn't mind that he's a handsome lad.

IRELAND NEED 182 LADS

great wicket

I don't want fish mate bumming me he's not very attractive but wallet mate can ;^)

AAAAAAAAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NONONONONO

LOOK AT THIS TEAM

LOOK AT THIS TOTAL

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

*inhales*

Based WalletGod on bumsex watch

*sharts an english total*

Blinked and I missed the wicket. FUCK

absolutely skittled his leg stump

*be's world champions*

GONE

GOTTEM

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR 800 YEARS OF OPPRESSION

GO ON

FUCK OFF

>England wasting the new ball day 1
kek

>resident kiwi cuck praying for an ireland win
WC isn't gonna come to you mate

>new zealand not even playing
>gets upset at new zealand
kek every time

you could try NOT being a penis and see how it feels

cope

wtf is this true?

how is this right arm round the wkt garbage going towards leg be needing 4 slips wtf

see

don't act like you haven't

>he's not into bubbling

Putting the pressure on

What did he mean by this?

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*rains*

*wastes the new ball*

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>rain

YODELING

coovers

lmao

Did the cuck zealand nominate stokes as kiwi of the year ironically or unironically?

saved yet again

just having a laugh haha

unironically

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watch the ground staff scrape their wellies all over the pitch here

that first delivery today was a blinder lads

How does that ginger cunt have maori heritage?

Reckon Amir retired due to another impending cheating scandal.

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>5-13
Fucking hell Murtagh, get in the ashes squad right now

...

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Ireland should go back to the harp imo
The orange isn't so nice

>Alastair Cook
>Former England captain on BBC Test Match Special
>England will want to stay out for as long as they can.

That's some shithouse vexillology

>Fights everyone
>Alcoholic
>Covered in shitty tattoos

Quintessentially Maori mate

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>Mohammad Amir has announced his retirement from Test cricket

grim

The fucking nerve of that skinger to get maori style tats lmao

Test cricket is dying anyway it’s all about the short game now, it’s where the money is.

switched over to the afl lads

absolutely confused

The amir no show

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Fucking hell lads now we're getting the rain for help. How many opportunities we giving to win. First ball out. Ireland deserve to win this so bad. We have been beyond shocking and deserved to get topped like Sissy's for this performance. Thrown I the streets and laughed at. Topped again and laughed at HUMILIATED. A good bowling session and a 1 run win is still a shitter CALL IT OFF BAN US FROM TEST CRICKET ITS OVER LET IRELABD PLAY THE ASHES and least they have balls and confidence.

Third test ever and they going to batter us probably by five wickets or more. Australia would never ever let that happen to them EVER not even the pakis or south Africa. End the ICC end it all, Give NZ the world cup we don't deserve it fuck off cric fuck you all up your faggot asses

>deserved to get topped like Sissy's for this performance. Thrown I the streets and laughed at. Topped again and laughed at HUMILIATED
Oh fuck keep going user I'm almost there

>Australia will not play any tour matches ahead of the first Test
What a shitty joke of a series this is going to be.

grim

I'm sorry, but did England already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only day 3. Does not having the lead at day 3 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? England are still playing right now and they have been the best team in Europe for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst away teams in the world who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a muslim city. But you know what? They still fucking suck. England are one of the biggest fucking homebabbies in the world, they went 5-2 last year and would of beaten Pakistan if the openers didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when England wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the captain just lost a review for LBW, just like England always do. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-England topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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Topped hard while NZ run off with the throphy. We don't chase them at all or try to stop them , too beta and then we cum out of our flacid small Willy's. Australia spit on us and Ireland just giggle and drink.

You've got 2 day to make 180 odd runs...

Good thing too, was looking out of sorts in the longer form. Hope this opens the door for usman khan shinwari and shaheen tbqh

Reread my post

I'm sorry but it's in Ireland hands now. Or the weather gods. England have to just pray that Ireland bottle it. Simple as. Ireland are on the black in my opinion

Ah yes Ireland's brave Tim Murtagh

From County Lambeth

>They're doubting Broady in these conditions

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"broady" won't even get to bowl another ball in these conditions.

The English "summer" indeed

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I've come back from the dead

never heard of ya

kek

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Calling it no

anyone seen this?
imdb.com/title/tt9780416/

Nasser should just put Leach in as opener

>Roy opening
>Vince opening

He's senile

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Been waiting for a torrent mate

rarbg.to/torrent/n2ei5hs

Yes it's true

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>Having the same background green as the tricolour

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Good lad

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Restart in 5 mins

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downloading it now cheers
trailer looks good
youtu.be/z4jf9_HnBnk

NEW THREAD ALERT *BING BING BING*

shit gimmick

when will the jos meme end

Dom Sibley to open? Nah not for me David, for me it's got to be Cuckfield and Goy

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>70 posts early
Obesity

Sebbo has somehow found a way to become even more pathetic

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kek OI YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT M8

Soon...

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love a good documentary me
because when you think about it
its real life

I mean it's blocked in Australia as well

Remember to report threads which violate the Yea Forums rules

hard to pick a reason though

spamming/ flooding

ah good to know

WTF

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BASED day/night test

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE DREAM IS OVER ENGLAND WIN AGAIN

porterfielded

If England lose this I’m giving up on this board lads and shall be posting exclusively on Indiachan from now on

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GOTTEM

RIP IRELAND

oh and eez gottem gone

slight glimmer of hope

McGollum

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Probably as good a team that can be mustered for the first test

fucking ump looks like Moeen's uncle

>Irish allowed into Lords
>Lunch not until 2
What has become of my beloved test cricket

PUT YOUR FINGER UP YOU BASTARD

Can’t help but think that England need wickets if they want to win this one

Rate my Ashes team lads

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Holy fucking gay guys it’s just a new match thread what is your problem

cracking match lads, hope the ashes are like this.

why didnt england review?

bit of a dishonest appeal there honestly

dire

Reviewing is cheating really. And disrespectful.

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so right up England's alley then

WHERES UR CARAVAN?

WHEEERES URR CARAVAN??

would this be ireland's first test win against england?

pretty sure this is only their third test ever

Ah yes Australia's brave Matt Renshaw

The NZ test side would've won this by now.

oh wow didn't think of that

GONE FUCK OFF

direland

oh no and eez goddem

oh dear oh dear oh dear

more like Failbirnie kek

Game on

How do I make this toaster better?

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hopeless fucking paddies, one genocide wasn't enough

Should of listened

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wow the irish always get cucked by the chad anglo

redpill me on not playing broad and anderson in odis

Holy fuck poot took a catch

all part of his plan, can't even begin to comprehend the size of his brain.

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>should of

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Reckon these cheating POOnglish been ball and pitch tampering again

Or did Roy hug the umpires yesterday?

>phenom 2
>ati 3000
throw it in the bin and get a new one

>should've'd

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Donate it to your local museum

oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

piss on it

looking grim for the irishbros

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uk should invade ireland at this point

>Ball doesn't swing
>Old
>Keep them fresh for tests

grim stuff really

Did England intentionally explode on the first innings just to lull Ireland into this collapse or something?

unluggy uce

new

revoke ireland's test status, if they can't beat this england side after how they batted they don't deserve it.

quads of truth

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how could you fuck this up

Based Napoleon paki.

Are the good guys the Republic of Ireland or Northern Ireland?

what stance is that

Why do Aussies hate Brits and English people when they're of English descent?

it's called "the cuck waja"

New???

Not a fan of these concussion breaks tbqh Would rather have another Phil Hughes then having to put up with these adverts

That's plumb

WTF DIRELAND

late reply but ryzen and a gtx 1070, both affordable and have good perfromace for most games

If all else fails, become an ESL teacher