/heem/ - Aldo is a fraud edition

can't see his shoes, are they new balance?

Have sex, preferably with each other

how about with YOU

For me it's White Winter Hymnal by the Fleet Foxes.

>mexico

shouldnt you be decapitated by a cartel or something? who gave you internet

Your mom pays all the expenses, don't worry ;)

>thinks he's getting a (You) for that awful retort

not today kiddo, better work on that comedy act

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Which female fighters still have their hymen intact?

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Maybe Modafferi early in her career but then I know its the ugly girls who're the biggest freaks in bed

This makes the incel seethe.

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Nunes

Say something about platinum

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>Jones with steroid controversy
>dominating or controlling wins
>Jones with no picograms detected
>mediocre performances that make you wonder if he's really a GOAT

I think its really making a case that its the steroids that made the difference and his career post usada 'equality' is fraudulent

*pokes ur eye*
heh, nothin personnel kid

Cutbabby/weightbullying or not

you gotta respect that Khabib and Bones and pretty much unbeatable at thw weightclass their are in

I mean I doubt any welterweight can cut to 155 and handle khabib likewise any heavyweight move down to lhw and handle Jon Jones

KICK HIM IN THE DICK

You "is Khabib white" people crack me up. He's from Dagestan which is smack in the middle of the Caucus region. The capital Makhachkala is literally at the foothills of the Caucus mountains. You know what the people who live in these Caucuses regions are called? Caucasians aka white people. Get off the internet and go read a book please.

What is it about MMA that attracts so many soi boys?

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mr bone just got whooped and smashed by santos

who wins at 185, Fatass Henry Cejudo or Auschwitz-Mode Francis Ngannou?

185 lb. Dern

Colby would beat Khabib (who lost to Tibau) so hard. That Khabib might actually stop being attracted to animals

He has 0 title defenses at FW. You can't be the greatest with 0 title defenses. You need at least 1 to prove it wasn't a fluke win. He is behind Aldo (7) and Max (2).

Furthermore, he has (0) title defenses period. He is not even in consideration with the greats of the sport. He is not even a top 30 fighter all-time.

If you consider his Double Championship, you also have to consider 3 new Double Champs have emerged and many more will follow.

Conor is the only "Double Champ" never to defend a single belt of the two, and he is now the weakest of the Champ Champs.

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goob is a skid

That is accurate. Why would a guy who nearly lost via split decision, has a loss on his record, and popped multiple times for PED's be above a guy who finished the p4p #1 and never lost a round?

is there a single decent striker in PFL?

dagestanis are considered niggers in russia
t. my russian friend

>slavs
>white
>ever

All three judges gave Conor the third round ergo the story of the fight

Considering Tibau decision was 8 years ago, I would say with confidence even if he lost that fight he would be in exactly the same place he is now.

Tony Ferguson lost to Michael Johnson 8 years ago. 8 years is a long time. They are completely different fighters now.

Female fighters should sell their dirty panties.

conor is the only double lineal champ.

Ali is pretty dangerous if he gets into the crowd

this but unironically

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Well not really because RDA won the story of the fight against Eddie so educated fans know Conor/Eddie wasn't actually for the LW belt
Can't argue with the FW belt

youtube.com/watch?v=DQBoQmfKUkI

wtf cyborg looks kinda qt in this interview...

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Nice deflection.

>They are completely different fighters now.
Don't know if Tony is really "different" aside from better BJJ, but at the moment of the Tibau fight Khabib had not even started his AKA training with Cormier and Javier Mendez. Since that time, his wrestling near the cage and striking has improved dramatically. AKA truly rounded out his game and made him a real champion.

go see a doctor

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>Colby 5'11", Reach :72 inches
>Khabib 5'10, Reach: 71 inches

I don't think Colby could get it done. Kamaru maybe.

Cringe

Too feminine and estrogen filled for real sports like NFL or NBA. Too woke and pseudo-intellectual for alt sports like WWE or Nascar. So they end up being attracted to UFC (not mma just ufc). These weirdos also see mild mannered big men like DC and Stipe and as their "Dad" because 9 times out of 10 they were raised by single mothers and never had a male father figure during childhood

god damn the coke bloat is real

gooby looks 50 here

>Jones wins
>Moves down in rankings
Makes sense

Colby would give that dork and his dunce cap a swirlie for 15 minutes

Nba fans are mostly cucks. Nfl is based though it makes soibois seethe.

*kneels*

Why is heem so jealous of schaub?

dude she looks good wtf racist

It's cool how the #3 p4p fighter is clearly a better fighter than the #1 p4p fighter

I can't believe you've done this

NFL was losing ratings because of that garbage and it was only a few niggers on each team doing the kneeling.. thank fuck that bullshit is over with now

what job will brendan schaub get after joe rogan dies of trt abuse? i think he'll sell aflac

team competitive edge definitely won.

seek help

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one could argue you are only a champion if you defend the title

so, in many ways, conor was never a real champion

stop it dude usually she looks a bit too masculine but she looks good in that interview stop making fun of her

Based

>"""wins""" a razor thin split decision against a one-legged MW
>drops in rankings
Makes sense.

I had khabibi up 4 rounds desu m8, and im a goob fan

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HW DC heems Turinabones.

khabib has literally gotten a black belt in judo since then, also i believe its widely agreed upon that tibau was roided to the gills

Look how gassed Conor is and it's only the 3rd round, just standing directly in front of him hands low. What a fuckin' bum.

Side note, is there a better gym than AKA? Despite being relatively small and private Javier Mendez has cranked out multiple Champions that could be considered the GOATs of their division.

luckily i was blacked out in amsterdam for this fight so it's like it didnt even happen

pillow fisted khabib got a fluke takedown in the 4th otherwise he was done

No i dont think so. I dont watch NBA but I've met plenty of NBA fans that are not bbc loving cucks. They enjoy the sports because its flashy and fast paced. Plus latino people in california love the lakers and they are way more macho than other races

> homosexual latinos are macho
good argument, soicuck.

Colby would get big brothered in there m8 and start bringing up Trump's Russian collusion as he bargains for his life

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If this is true why doesnt Jonny come up to HW

yeah i disagree

What are the refs saying to guys who are waking up from a knock out? I also see what are presumably doctors close to HEEM recipient up against the cage whispering. What are they saying?

Did she have a lot of plastic surgery or does she actually look that strange

>getting tagged by windup cartoon punches from a grappler with no standup
>"Conor won the 3rd round"

Oh no no no hahahahahahaha

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He's the only fighter in the top 3 who's active. #2 was suspended for chimping out like a retard and #1 was trying to fight a washed up wwe star. P4P rankings are a joke though. No one thinks DC is the best fighter in the ufc besides DC.

Cope

>you got knocked out idiot bitch

Are mma fighters required to have a "nickname"?

Who finished the p4p #1? You're talking about Jon beating DC right? Jon is the only person to beat the current #1 p4p fighter.

>stay down
>you got knocked out
>it's ok just stay down
>stay there
>(fighter) stay down it's ok
>you got knocked out

If you ever get a chance to visit US go to East LA and call the first Mexican with tattoo's and a wife beater you see "a homosexual" to his face. Just as an experiment check out what happens.

Imagine Khabib trying this against Dustin lol

well he does look like he wants to cry so i guess he is a white boi! :^)

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Would you support the addition of an open weight "GOAT" belt which is there for any fighter to compete for should they ask for the opportunity?

He'll suck your dick, recommened. Ver nice

Obviously all of them aren't cucks just a larger percentage than other sports. Look at the nba general and you'll see what I mean.

The more insults you throw at Khabib the weaker and weaker Conor looks in comparison.

If Khabib is a pillow-fisted glass jaw then Conor was knocked down by a pillow-fisted glass jaw lmao.

Conor's fans are likely responsible for him dropping out of the top 10 p4p and getting called out by bums. What a way to end a legacy going from p4p #1 to bum.

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>me on the left

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it was a slip he was back on his feet and kneed khabib before khabib even knew what happened.

It would be cool, but isn't that kind of what the heavyweight belt is?

I'm sure he would bro. Just try it though is what I'm saying

>tfw no girl will ever look at you like this

Khabib beat Conor when he was p4p #1.

Jonny beat DC when he was p4p nothing, and refuses to fight him now that he is p4p #1.

The details matter.

>no screenshots

How big do you think his dick is ??

in many ways conor won the story of the fight

when ufc 242 does 200k buys khabib will have no choice but to grovel for a mcgregor rematch or keep sucking on warlord dick for money

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Yep. Handed DC two ass whippings and made him cry lol

Kino

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Maybe, let's find out

> just try getting your dick sucked by a homosexual latino
Why are you encouraging homosexual behaviour?

Fixed that for you, colega!

i'm coming khabib! :^)

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for all intents and purposes khabib knocked mcgregor down when even mayweather couldnt

conor essentially sacrificed his entire legacy to propel khabibs further

Aldo is the nicest guy in the UFC.

I'm gonna be really honest here with you guys.

I've never even kissed a girl.

Haha heres something for you to try you white pussy coastie libtard bitch made ass cracker ass white ass bitch ass mexican spic looking ass about to get heemed ass faggot ass buster *pulls out penis* but your gay ass would like that *puts it away*

Habib will dodge Tony

Conor wasn't p4p #1 when he fought Khabib lol DC was p4p #1 as soon as he beat Stipe, which was before Khabib fought Conor.

Super Hluk never die

Yes!

Daniel "Dominick Cruz" Cormier is my favorite of them all when it comes to name and nickname! :^)

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what part of the body does this work

10 million in dagestan may as well be 1 billion

khabibs set for life

Because he's a LHW who's defending his belt instead of going for the double champ meme. Plus he did beat the guy twice head to head so there's that.

Dustin already won the story!
Made Rush cry (Max's son)
And already won our hearts!

not when 50% goes to the dagestani godfather and the other 40 goes to ali

But how many gays did you kiss, faggot?!

0

Based

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you realize he doesn't give a shit about the money and fame right?

Was he named after GSP?

Basado Y Tony Pildorado!

Tony Bless!

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He has a ton of sponsorships now of course he wants money and fame lol

I wasn't paying attention to the interview but it might or might not have been an homage to GSP... I'll double check Ausbro! I know moot hates you guys for shitposting but I might not hate you all bant lordz after all!

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>get heemed
That's funny the heem sleepy video is from a ghetto in California actually. It even starts off with the guy going around calling people on the street faggots before they crush his skull into the pavement. Go try it

I licked a girls butt haha

it's literally his religion he doesn't believe in seeking fame and wealth

>They are building a brand new stadium for Khabib's fight in Abu Dhabi
>Biggest Muslim superstar right now behind Salah
>Biggest Russian athlete behind Sharipova
>16 million followers online
>In a world where most big fighters have less than 1 million

If just 5% of his fans buy the PPV it will break top 5 PPVs all time

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optimal timeline would be max and cyborg dying during their weight cuts

UFC in the Middle East has a 20 dollar annual subscription for all fights, and his fights are on broadcast tv in Russia I think

you're forgetting the majority of other countries don't have PPV they have tv deals so he'll never make it

ATT is the only one that can compete and only because they produce a high number of solid, but not amazing fighters. They don't have any champs, only Dustin who is an interim champ.

Nunes

the only ppv views buys that matter are the american ones because of distribution rights and shit

and no memeing i dont see it selling big here. poirier is legit but casuals dont know him and arent excited by khabib. what do you think is a fair guess, like 500k?

keep in mind holloway and ortega did 300k

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*kills the meme*

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Colby

Guees what race he was bitch. Mexishit. Heem sleepy like ur homo ass mexican internet defense force head ass bitch LOL. Why do white pussies like you defend spics so much? Ill fuck up any dumbass spic on the street and itll turn out just like that video where the epic spic "totally not a gay ass bitch" gangster gets leg kicked and KO'd in one punch hahaha fucking pussy bitch go kiss your spic bf on the dick and reassure him yall aint gay, esse

My problem with ATT is that they claim anyone who spits inside their gym, so it looks like they have an amazing roster when in reality most fighters are there less than a few months

I offer you this

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500k sounds good. he has enough of hardcores willing to buy plus some cazzies because of the conor rub to buy it. cazzies may tune in to see if he riots again

its on espn+ ufc is lucky to get 100k buys on there

yoel at 40 took so much of whitaker's prime it's crazy

2 fights in 2 years age 26 to 28

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how does that shit even work, im never going to buy a ppv so i didnt look into the pricing

Yoel gave him staph and chickenpox?

considering ppvs have flatlined so hard dana has stopped announcing them in post fights

300-500k

up to a million without the espn deal

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is that neck natty

If he didn't care about the money he would be a Muslim priest or whatever they are called. He literally fights in a cage for money. How retarded are you?

you have to be subscribed to espn+ to buy the ppv, 5 a month or 60 a year, not even including the individual ppvs, theyll do package deals for each ppv where you can get the ppv and a year of espn+ for an 80 bundle or something

fucking kek dont aussies know about germs

>“He had staph infection in his stomach,” White said. “From what I understand it wasn’t treated properly and started to eat away at parts of his organs. He’s in serious condition, so it’s going to be a minute before he’s back, I think. Hopefully it turns around quick, but that stuff is life threatening if not treated the right way.”

yoel def blew rob's knee out that first fight

Im always amazed by Yoel's traps

Wtf is espn+? Whatever happened to fight pass

he had some of his neck vertebrae fused so im gonna say no. the way he ate that one monster head kick i was wondering if that helped

I’m really bored

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Oh ok I didn't realize it was his religion. I guess he did all those sponsorships for free then right?

Should I subscribe to fightpass Bros?

Greg Hardy is such a likeable goof. After watching his interviews I became a fan instantly.

this shit is way too complicated for casuals, especially if you just wanna have the bois over and buy it on tv without dicking around through "smart" apps

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>all those sponsorships
Where

Then what about all this?

Only if you want the fight library, it doesn't offer much else besides that, but it does have pride fights too.

Lol its where they moved almost every fight night and what was originally Fight pass only prelims. Fight Pass doesn’t even get their own events anymore

>PPV UFC fights will cost $59.99 per event for current ESPN+ subscribers, slightly less than the $64.99 fans usually paid in the past. New subscribers will pay $79.99 for their first PPV event and get one-year of ESPN+ access.

Yeah I hated him at first but now i think he’s based

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WHAT A STEAL!!!
tybd

Khabib still lives with his parents where did you find this retarded image lmfao

I dunno try Google mobile.twitter.com/teamkhabib/status/377586851810656256?lang=en
No you're right no one has ever been religious and then go against their religions values. That whole Catholic Church scandal was fake right? You can always trust celebrities 100% they never lie or put of personas

Its a paywall, once you pass that paywall you have to pay for the actual PPV.

If you consider internet + ESPN + PPV, watching the fights is behind 3 pay walls

You do understand those cars are gifts, right?

Khabdriver is a fake moslem.

You had to dig way back to 2013 to find one sponsorship? You seemed pretty confident before.

neither bellator nor the ufc know how to bring prospects along

prove me wrong

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wat

if you consider internet a barrier to entry you should probably be fighting mma instead of watching it

Oh so he doesn't care about money he just chills with oligarchs. Khabib is too holy to care about such worldly pleasures right? lol literally everyone likes money except for poor people who try to cope. Why do you think Khabib wanted to fight Conor so bad even after he got stripped of the belt? Because the Conor fight gave him the most fame and money.

i only had to read about him treating whores the right way to make me a fan

i would like to point out that 3 of the 4 images are just random stock photos

You don't refuse gifts from Oligarchs in Russia and especially gifts from guys like Ramzan Kadyrov. It's easy to talk while being in the US, Khabib has to actually live in reach of those people.

It was the first result on Google I'm not digging the internet for you. People were posting pictures of Khabib cutouts not long ago. Why do you think Khabib doesn't like fame or money? Do you think he's Jesus or something? lmao

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I don't defend them or like being around them. Few of them almost killed a family member of mine in a random drive by. I'm actually super glad I don't live in the shit hole that is southern california anymore. My original point was that latino and blacks in the ghetto are obsessed with being macho and tough so don't go around saying gay shit to their face. You can say it to a college white dude and you'll likely get stared at or maybe even shoved. Blacks and mexicans on the street will without a doubt heem your ass and send you straight to your local critical care unit. I've seen it happen many times so I'm just stating the obvious. The video of the bald mexican gangster getting leg kicked and slam KO'd on the ground is a perfect example. Watch that video again closely. That motherfucker has a gun strapped at the back of his waistband. Dumbass got KO'd before he had a chance to pull it out. Guess what would've happened if he did tho. Also plot twist... I'm asian.

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Dubs and frankie starts sucking maxs dick right in the cage

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people who act extra pious are always the ones into the weirdest shit

So you're still sticking with the idea that Khabib doesn't care about fame or money? Why did he call out GSP and Conor after he got stripped again?

>Kadyrov
he's a can

he's said so in interviews and he seems very humble. I don't think he's jesus lol I just dont think doing a sponsorship here and there makes him a greedy piece of shit. the initial post I was responding to implied he's desperately clinging to a potential mcgregor rematch for money, when in reality he does not fight for the money.

Based

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...jamal?

heeminder that schaub thinks of asians this way:
youtu.be/DbiFFmD5vdo?t=307

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Dude he obviously fights for a living what are you talking about he doesn't fight for money? Why did he call out gsp?

how could anyone think a submission loss is worse than this

is there a more satisfying way to end a fight?

Heeminder that Khabib is a cutbabby

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Because he said he isn't really the best until he beats GSP. Do you really think that fight would make as much money as his fight with McGregor you retard? Obviously he fights for a living dumbass but he isn't greedy when it comes to picking his opponents.

good i hate "prospects" i.e., coddled can-crushers that get hyped up only to turn out shit and let everybody down who was looking forward to a good fight.

submission to strikes is the most shameful defeat

it's the most pathetic, but only a certain type of fighter really enjoys ending a fight that way

likes when jones did it to shogun of all people, brutal to watch

Honestly I'm not sure either what's the path to become an mma fighter, and I'm not even talking about the UFC, even for small leagues here seems like already have their fighters that they drag along for years

Jones is such an outlier in this sport. His career trajectory, accomplishments, stats are absurd if you sit down and think about it.

He's waiting in a wasteland division filled with cans that used to be filled with shop-worn, half-crippled Pride legends. The fact that Jones is credited for his win against Shogun when Shogun literally left his knees in Pride tells me all I need to know about the glorified can-crusher.

>Toyota Russia
instagram.com/p/BvO2hmsgKML/

>GorillaEnergy
instagram.com/p/By0x6WLoOMz/

>Reebok extended contract
instagram.com/p/BzY2w40ovWA/

>Reebok $1 million individual ad campaign
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mZUe6G71wbY

>SalamPay
instagram.com/p/B0SkOaMIIb8/

Just on his front page

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>He's waiting
*fighting

I'm laughing at you right now

He had done what most great fighters do in their careers by like 25 years old

revisionist history

shogun just beat a near-invincible machida, got robbed, then sparked him in less than a round to win ufc gold

it wasnt until after jones destroyed him that he showed his age

Well he called out GSP because GSP is his idol and the GOAT to most people

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A GSP fight is the biggest possible fight he could make money wise after the Conor fight. It's the same reason Bisping wanted to fight him. GSP isn't a lightweight how would that fight prove anything? A Tony fight would prove more.

>what is Griffin 1

Ask Khabib. He believes that GSP is the best MMA fighter of all time.

Either way I wish I got free cars for life

Khabib is balling

dana knows not to do it because it's a very real threat to khabib's undefeated streak, which is the most valuable thing a fighter can have

all for GSP to retire if he wins

bisping wanted to fight him so he could say he defeated both Anderson Silva and GSP

bisping is a brainlet

Styles make fights. Shogun beating Machida does not change the fact that post-Pride Shogun was basically a cripple. Crediting Jones for beating Shogun, because Shogun beat Machida is a perfect example of retarded MMA math.

He's the goat if you're objective about it. Especially when you consider that Anderson also juiced and that GSP ran away before usada came.

many people agree with him myself included

khabib would be forced to fight on the feet with GSP, get completely outclassed, and be exposed a cut-babby

Alright let me call him up on his cell real quick and ask

I read this a few times and still can't figure out how anyone is capable of having thoughts that are this retarded

>dana knows not to do it
After Khabib flushes Ferguson, he will have to begrudgingly give in to Khabib's demand to fight GSP. Khabib plans on fighting twice this year and his next opponent should be Tony. Expect Khabib-GSP in 2020.

>GSP ran away before usada came.

how do you explain the whole Hendricks drama? GSP wanted to do voluntary WADA and Hendricks refused even though he was the one accusing GSP of roiding

Lmao

Spotted the Turinabones cock-slobber. Jones is a can who can't without roids and almost lost to a one-legged MW. Cope.

Oh no you are greedy friend you need to be more like le based holier than thou Khabib

GSP is the GOAT objectively.

At least until Jones wins another title in another division and stacks a few more title wins (off of steroids) to really separate himself.

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Christ you're so mad

It's not just about the juice. Bob Sapp was on every drug in the world was 300 lbs but still couldn't win. Juice or no juice the sheer amount of talent that guy has is unparalleled. He was finishing world champions with 40/50 fights under their belts when he was Aaron's Pico age. I'm just saying it's pretty weird when you start to break it down.

This is before Jones beat Santos he has 13 title wins now and he never got heemed by a literal jui jitsu manlet

the shit he survived against vitor and the war with gus proved he's not all physical attributes. he's got some heart for it

>Bob Sapp was on every drug in the world was 300 lbs but still couldn't win.
You mean the same Bob Sapp who defeated Ernesto Hoost twice?

>j-juice doesn't matter!
Lmao. Jones is a juicy can.

that list in that order is my ufc all-time top 10

He's definitely a prodigy I was just trying to point out how weak the ped argument is. Jones has a gift for fighting. Dude wins so much everyone was claiming Santos beat him just because they want to see him lose. He's turning into the Floyd of our sport except he's not a manlet or super rich.

Jones lost that fight and has an unavengable loss to Matt Hamil

hes lucky to be top 5

I actually forgot that GSP got heemed twice lol

>entire beef based on jones saying "i bet i could take you down" when they first met
>DC never taken down in MMA
>gets taken down 50 seconds into their first fight

how can one man be so based

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Casual

yes you are

>Jones lost to Santos
Jones out-struck him and had the only dominant rounds in the fight in rounds 3 and 4. How did Santos win?

he threw haymakers that didn't land and i wanted him to win therefore he won

thats how this works right?

Santos won rounds 1 3 and 5

jones may have out pointed him with his pillow shots but thiago landed the harder shots and won the fight on a judges scorecard

I could get on board with this

>How did Santos win?
Santos won the fight on one judge's scorecard. The fact that the fight was that close already makes Turinabones a can, because he nearly lost to literally one-legged MW.

B-b-but DC is better because he moved up to hw to run from Jon! The funny thing is DC is the bigger cutbabby of the two.

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so he lost, this isnt pride scoring

jones landed more and was the aggressor the entire time

That judge gave him round 4. Do you really think Santos won round 4?

if he didnt destroy his body with like 30 years of weight cutting he'd probably be a middleweight

>J-juice doesn't matter!
>Y-you can juice all y-you want, but you still need talent!
>J-jon is all t-talent!

youtube.com/watch?v=vK-1m-q4etk

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no, stipe doesn't have a nickity name, neither does Luke Rockhold, Jan Blachowicz, or either of the Deez bruhvs

Santos never hurt Jon dude. Jon just kept his right hand up and neutralized Santos path to victory.

that shit was more ref incompetence or fixed fight

and it's not like jones has 50lbs of pure muscle on already jacked opponents

>i-it's fixed!
>s-steroids don't help!

Turinabones is a mentally weak bitch who needed roids to boost his confidence in order to fight. His performance against Santos showed what he's really worth as a fighter. He literally cannot pull the trigger without roids.

>GSP gets heemed in the 1st to a manlet jui jitsu fighter
It's ok accidents happen
>Jon convincingly out-strikes a Muay Thai fighter with legit KO power and gets the W
What a fraud he sucks

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*crowd goes quiet*

teeps and front leg side kicks aren't strikes.

kek GSP couldnt even look Matt Hughes in the eyes the first time they fought and never even imagined himself winning

Jones already had UFC gold a year or two quicker

Yeah that's the word I was looking for Prodigy. Like the 4 year old kid that can play a Chopin piece by just listening to it a few times. I've watched Jones in interviews. He doesn't sound that smart. That video of him asking a cop that pulled him over if he can use his "passport as a form of driving license" was borderline retarded. But when he's inside the canvas it's like watching an virtuoso in action. Every fighter he's faced that people thought he couldn't beat he beat emphatically. Bonnar, Bader, Vera, Shogun, Rampage, Machida, Vitor, Glover, DC rematch, Gus rematch. But then in typical bizarre Jon Jones every fight people thought he would steam roll he struggled in like 1st time Gus, OSP, Anthony Smith, Thiago. This is why I'm glad people are shitting on him hard. Because every time the narrative is set against Jones and the whole world's telling him he's going to lose. He demolishes his opponents.

>multiple Champions that could be considered the GOATs of their division.
Literally none of them are GOAT of anything.

Have you been leg kicked?

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>Santos never hurt Jones dude

Are you some sort of turbo autist?

Santos kicked Jones skinny girl legs so hard Jones to be carried out of the octagon. He was wheeled to the hospital after the fight and put on medical suspension.

In his post-fight speech he said he wasn't even sure he won the fight and that Santos exposed major holes in his game.

I legitimately thought Jones legs were going to break Anderson Silva style. He was so badly immobilized he had trouble keeping up with a one-legged no name MW who repeatedly knocked Jones mouthpiece out.

Try actually watching the fights sometime.

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This, unironically

he did so much damage yet jon is planning to fight again in november
okay

jon is so in your head you've invented an alternate reality

>i'd prefer not to walk on my legs that got kicked cuz i dont have to and the fight is over

vs

>i cant actually stand during the fight, stayed against the cage the whole time and did nothing

>In his post-fight speech he said he wasn't even sure he won the fight and that Santos exposed major holes in his game.
That is literally the exact opposite of what he said, word for word.

> leg kicked
Santos landed leg kicks. Jone's attacks are push attacks, they have no impact.

the only knockdown in the fight

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Oh did Santos not get carried off? Jon was never in danger of getting heemed you know what I meant by getting "hurt". He was never stunned or rocked. Santos is a good fighter, but just because he hurt Jon's legs doesn't mean he won.

Based, Jon Jones is the Randy Orton of the UFC, king of a hill cimented on the corpses of fat and flushed middleweights

Everyone conveniently forgot this happened for some reason

>considering ppvs have flatlined so hard dana has stopped announcing them in post fights
Dana never announced them in the postfight, stupid. How come you're so worthless?

>Watches wwe
>Thinks Jon is a bum
When did this place get invaded by plebbit? Jon is objectively a Yea Forums fighter, but all these cazzies are pretending he lost

jon jones has a mark hunt chin

> he knocked him off balance with a defensive forearm raise
so? and people gave him that round anyway
santos 1,2,4,5.

See I'm sure it did no damage though

that's correct, did nothing.

>Ryan Bader
>12-0 (bellator double champ)

>Rashad Evans
17-1 (former LHW champ)

>Shogun
19-4 (LHW champ, 29 years old)

>Lyoto Machida
17-2 (former LHW champ)

>DC1
15-0

>DC2
19-1 (UFC Double Champ)

>Gus1
15-1

>Gus2
18-4

>Glover
22-2 (20 fight winstreak)

>TRTvitor, Rampage

>He has Santos 50-46

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Yeah knockdowns mean nothing fer ser b

49-46, moron.

Did you Jones haters forget that you're on /heem/, not r/mma? He's /ourguy/

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Does anyone have the webm of Jones giving DC the crotch chop?

Don't be mean user.

He never fought Matt Serra though

Based leaf laying down some facts

Based and heempilled. Fuck these plebbit nerds.

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How else is that moron gonna know he's worthless and should commit suicide?

youtu.be/EA6NtNMifMU?t=49

NO HEEM NO CONTRACT

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b-but he hit a pregnant w-woman :(((

Whatever, still delusional

>leaves the octagon on the shoulders of his corner men
>leaves the arena on crutches
>Ends on the hospital
>Gus just walks it off and visits Jon in the hospital in a noble gesture of sportmanship
>in the rematch he consumes again all PED's known in earth
>retard Dana moves the whole event in days notice
How can you retards can keep saying that he won the first fight? Jones wouldn't been where he is now if it weren't because Dana personally is carrying him along with the entire UFC and USA legal system

Ocвятил
youtube.com/watch?v=jZ-_JBFgU8s

>GOAT
>taps to strikes vs a 5'6 bloated LW

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Based

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COPE

"Jon Jones escapes narrow decision"

Alternate timeline lmao. And no Jon did say that he got exposed. Most of the people who watched the fight felt Jones escaped with his life, and Santos was the winner.

>Two judges scored it 48-47 for Jones, and a third judge had it 48-47 for Santos.

>This was the first time in Jones' career in which he had gone to a decision and was the loser on a judge's scorecard. The only time Jones lost was in 2009, when he was disqualified in a fight against Matt Hamill because of the use of illegal elbows.

>Jones acknowledged afterward that Santos made him look "bad" and that Santos' strategy of focusing on leg kicks to Jones' calf was very effective.

>"He did a really good job," Jones said. "He exploited a hole in my game."

>"I am so sorry," Jones said afterward in the cage. "I know you guys are booing me. We all know that his best chance was to win by knockout. I played it smart."

>"There was a time when they were announcing it as a split decision I thought to myself, please God not like this. It is the first time that I wasn't sure I had won the fight."

He apologized to the audience and said he would give Santos an immediate rematch.

What timeline do you faggots live in to consider it a """dominant win""" when a Champion submits to a losing challenger for a rematch?

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/27136960/jones-escapes-narrow-decision-santos
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/jon-jones-willing-to-give-thiago-santos-an-immediate-rematch-upon-recovery/

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Based

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> muh go back to plebbit or Yea Forums
Nice coping you predictable faggot, I'm sure you also think that adesanya is the New Anderson Silva because he defeated him right and square

I never called it a dominant win. I don't think anyone in this thread did. Who the fuck are you quoting. He won the fight and no amount of redditspaced cope is going to change that. Just stop.

Oh an espn article written by some soiboi is a better source than the actual fight right? It couldn't be that the writer was trying to generate clicks right? I bet you watch CNN.

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>all it matters is muh numbers
Yeah I'm sure that invict khabob record is something that shouldn't be criticized

>Rating Adensanya
Do you know where you are? Do you really think I like the memebender?

Go to bed Joe

(This post was upvoted)

Enjoy the gold too stranger ;)

except you are wrong

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XAe0DP6xpxM

>Jon outlanded santos every round except round 1
>Jon knocked down Thiago twice (1 if u dont count the bodykick), Thiago knocked down Jon 0
>Jon dominated the forward pressure
>14/18 mma journalists score the fight for Jon (high accuracy p value)

this on the other hand, is a robbery

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Watch the fights. The only one where he was in danger of losing was the first Gus fight and he smashed him in the rematch.

Yikes, have sex soiboi cuck incel

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Boom roasted

biggest robbery in MMA history
>retires gsp

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When is a north african muslim fighter going to fight and defeat francis ngannou to avenge his people from the slander ngannou laid upon them?

Based leaf dropping redpills. GSP fanboys can't accept their boy is no longer the goat.

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I'm quoting you, jackass. I said Jones said in the post-fight Santos exposed a hole in his game. You replied "Actually he said the opposite of that."

The actual quote is "He exploited a hole in my game."

Cope harder faggot.

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He even says in the clip he doesnt get the final numbers til monday, dumb worthless bitchmade twerp. Feels good knowing you're always gonna be poor and unhappy.

>Consumes all PEDs known in Earth
Got a source besides your imagination?

bigg rigg is the goat he's never lost a fair fight

>do you think you exceeded a million
>its looking good
Thats not announcing the number, dumb sack of shit.

frenchie faggot scum can never be true canadians
wish Queefbec would secceed already and stop being the biggest cash sink in the country

Redeemed by moving up and finishing HoF Bisping.

Absolutely GOAT.

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Really annoying when a worthless little bitch from r/mma comes over here posting dumb shit about PPV buys. You can tell the little low income loser has never paid for a ppv in his life, he's too poor. People that are poor are poor because they're stupid. That have inferior brains. They're dim. They have junkie moms that drink and use drugs while pregnant.

I concede. But still you aren't quoting me, because I never called it a dominant win. Nobody did. You're arguing a point nobody made.

Doesnt matter you little twat, he announced PPV in a post-fight presser. You lose. Kneel and apologize.

you are still wrong nigger

Except he didnt, stupid. He rambled about social media trends and website hits and pre-buys.

You know you're gonna be a broke virgin forever, right? You might as well just end it all.

>Canboy fan
>Thinks GSP is the goat
Figures

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look at the rage from this heemed nigger faggot

admit you were wrong

admit defeat

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/ourgui/

Getting mad, little bitch? It's not my fault you're dumb and worthless. It's the fault of your loser dad and loser mom. You'll never earn more than minimum wage, you'll never have sex you didnt pay for.

>kneel and apologize
>admit defeat
Did /heem/ get mentioned on r/mma again?

>Georges St Pierre is the goat!!

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Lets take a moment to appreciate this sperglord being absolutely flushed and exposed virgin having a temper tantrum. Delicious.

Cry for me cuck boy.

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Jesus this thread got awful quick

why is money such a sore spot for you nerd? fyi im extremely well off

cry more nigger faggot

I wish homeless people would realize they do not matter.

I wish you would shut the fuck up

Cry more, virgin.

All Russian(Slavs) for the dustin poirier guys. Because Slavs = NO muslims, Khabib = Dagestan

Yikes this little kid is revved up.

Reminder:
Holloway/Cyborg/Neal = free money

keep crying bitch nigger im about to cum

>yi im extremely well off
Take a picture of the inside of your home right now and post it here so we can all laugh at the level of poverty in which you exist.

Based and heempilled

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Based Schaubpilled

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Based

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Post bunda

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And yes, tomorrow will be one of the biggest rallies against Putin.

Buzz off, cumbrain

>hates khabib
>hates putin
m8 are you even russian?

im a munster

>m8 are you even russian?
Yes

What do you have against bunda?

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There are opposition-minded nationalists in Russia and there are sooo many of them

Do you have another politician or movement you support that's not Putin?

are they all uppity faggots like that other guy, too?

go be a virgin somewhere else

All Putin's power is brazenly stealing people’s money, mad corruption

Is holloway cockeyed?

Navalny, Svetov and Prosvirnin

because putin is so based bro

the point is no one asked about putin, no one cares

I am telling you the truth, Putin = evil, and in order to understand this you need to be born in Russia.

there was a pic of putin in response to him so thats probably why

NBA fans are the biggest pussies, what are you talking about?

I decided to be born in Australia so I don't know nothing outside my hick island and I don't wanna

Australia is a good country, but I heard you have a lot of spiders and snakes?)

Manlets utterly blown out

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This isn’t boxing faggot

Id cardio heem any of you motherfuckers

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Yeah a few but it's a non issue

Only if you are not arachnophobe like me)

Bader is a can. Being lellator champ means nothing.

Rashad Evans was a grandpa when he fought Jones.

Shogun was a cripple when he fought Jones.

Jones never beat DC twice.

Gus is a can. The fact that Gus took Jones close to a loss just shows that Jones is a can.

Vitor and Page were grandpas.

Jones only good wins are Machida (reached his peak post-Jones) and depleted DC who dominated the LHW division only because it was full of cans. DC kills Jones at HW.

Outlanding someone means nothing. Max outlanded Poirier, yet Poirier was the one who did the actual damage.

Yeah liking ass makes means I'm a virgin fer ser b. Do you actually follow wmma for the fighting?

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Consider the odors

I'll /s/hitpost with you.

This is Holly Holm.

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>Jones never beat DC twice
What does that even mean? We all watched Jon beat DC twice. Both fights were main events.

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>You've let your ice queen down, Alexey

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i dont follow it at all

Based

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These dudes heem flies in your house they're bros

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>We all watched Jon beat DC twice.
You and the voices in your head? People with an actual brain saw Jones being a cheating piece of shit who was disqualified for competing while being on roids.

Why did DC say there was no rivalry since Jon beat him twice after he lost to Jon the second time? Did Jon beat the brains out of him?

>muh roids
>this is an mma fan in 2019
fucking hell take me back

Unrelated but mike beltran is always giving the ko'd fighters a hug and patting their backs like 'it's ok buddy it's over now' and I think it's incredibly endearing

>Why did DC say there was no rivalry since Jon beat him twice
Because DC is too humble for his own good. He's unironically a good person who doesn't make excuses. Fact is though, Jon didn't win shit, the roids did. His last fight is proof enough.

You have to weigh 205lbs to fight at HW. Commissions wont sanction a fight unless you weigh the limit for the class below I believe.

He won his last fight though

Via split decision against a one-legged MW washout.

Drink up, Benny, stay up all night
With the things you could do, you won't but you might
The shitskin you'll see that you'll never heem
The promises you'll only make
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of JRE, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
The knee stuck in your head
People you've heemed before that you
Don't want around anymore
That push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
Drink up, Benny, look at the stars
I'll heem you again, between the eyes
Where I'm seeing you there, with your hands in the air
Waiting to finally be mogged
Drink up…

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>Let me interrupt your hypothetical with some autism

>COACH COACH I KENAT TEK HIM DOWN
>HELP ME COACH
>COACH HELP ME HE PANCH HART COACH
>VAT EES DIS HE BLOK VEIRD COACH
>COACH TELL HE IM SORRY
>STOP PANCHING DASTIN I TEP I TEP

>*dies*

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>yotsuba b hat

>ALI MY FACE HART
*Ali is already signing Poorier*

Thiago Santos is a good you coping redditors. He's a killer striker, arguably best at LHW with a list of knockouts and Jon STILL beat him standing, not even grappling. You really think he couldn't have decided to wrestle with and dismantle Thiago on the ground? Im sure many fighters have experienced off nights and it just do happens that Jones had one against Thiago. He still coasted to victory though.

When's the next /heem/ day?

Now
*heems you*

I just threw a boot at a decently sized spider and heemed it shit was primal

Jan heeming Puke made Santos's win over him more impressive to me

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reminder

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>be indigenous (to new zealand)
>couldn't come up with a word of similar grievances
it's easy being cheesy

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no, I will not stop.

is this the power of native americans?

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Att is probably the best anti wrestling gym out there. All the guys there suddenly have really good tdd.

Hell wasnt masvidal training there for his fight with askren?

>stop taking and killing our women, LGBTQ2S+
The fuck did he mean by this??

I'm glad I stopped trying to save the world after 6th grade. Consuming yourself with what/how others act, say and dress is the biggest cry for attention I've ever seen. Their lives end up becoming empty cause they even tually push away everyone with their bullshit ideas of how the world should be instead of just living their lives

That's 2 guys right?

would

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>backlit photos so you can’t tell she’s actually pale-faced
Lmao

What's the point of Cyborg-weight after she was put to sleep by Nunes?

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>nunes #5
>any male flyweight would destroy her in less than a minute

Jawmawl!!!!!!!!

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WHAT RACE WAS HE

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Blasian

Why this white girl pretend to be native American?

best part? She was taller than the HW fighter she cornered.

What happened

*30 min applause break*

Lol seething nerd.

steroidsr4losers stay natural buddy

life's too short to be weak

I'm very exciting for back

Ezekiel man got heem cold

sexy babushka I wish she would step on my testicles in high heels

im not sure if its bc he's gassed or his ankle but he really looked shit here,he never did this against nate so i think maybe its to do with the ankle injury

Only true intellectuals and veteran fans of the sport recognize that Holloway is unconfident coming off a loss, about to have the toughest weight cut of his career, and doesn't have great takedown defense - it's padded against non-wrestlers.

Frankie Edgar is going to beat Max Holloway tomorrow.

LEAVE CODY ALONE

Yeah yeah! We know! His girlfriend (pic related) stopped having sex with him after he lost to TJ! But you don't have to keep bringing it up!

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HEEM

NO BRAINS

INSIDE

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You convinced me.

delet

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flying knee to the head and another wrasslin meme killed

bruh

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SAVE ME

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he took a dive all non kazzies know this

*stands on the outside and paws a cross at you*

>Khabib over Jones
literally what is this meme

>not a single whit*id in sight
Why are white "men" so inferior??

Post slip

Other than Kevin Lee and RDA, who are some fighters stuck in between weight classes?

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Luke Rockhold.

>Avars
>Slavs
We have a history of enslaving each other with these guys. First time we ever formed a cooperative project was the USSR, and that wasn't entirely voluntary either.

Luke is a big 205-er even. He's definitely not between weights the way RDA is. RDA can't make lightweight, but its horribly too small for welterweight.

Shut up before I ankle pick you

I'm so tired of drumpf's Yea Forums can't wait until that dude is out of the public eye

Oh I wasn't referring to your post just memeing on Luke. But yes RDA is in a tough spot. I'm not opposed to a 165 division not sure why Dana is against it

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drumpf's amerikkka has the days numberd, the people will rise up wether you incels like it or not

Just took an enormous shaub lads

Divisions should go like this:
>60kg
>65kg
>70kg
>75kg
etc

Instead of stupid shit like
>145lbs
>155lbs
>170lbs
>185lbs
>205lbs
Like what the fuck is that?

fucking hell, this is worse that the orange slags I see in sugar hut

How many bongs until the weigh ins? Who's your favorite WMMA fighter btw?

>kg
kek

lads i need your help

i keep looking online and can't find the exact date for wilder vs ortiz 2

i'm seeing sept 7, sept 24, november 24, when is this boxing match? please advise

who cares and who cares

fuck off kippers you tranny bender

Half of all Connor fights have been works.

>the former british formerly empire

instagram.com/p/B0VCKypgx07/
what other fighters love their life?

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>7 years of boxing

>B-b-but
Go back to grindr you fuckin fag

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He's right though, he fought like an absolute toilet in that fight

Two sad, depressed looking dudes right there.

Max is such a zoomer.

Remember Conor's interview after this fight?
>To Aldo: "Don't worry mate, we'll run it back, I'll give you the rematch fast"
>To the crowd: "I'll fight often, I'll be an active champion, you'll see me defend often"

A boxer would've died 30 seconds in.

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Early stoppage, she was going twitching.

instagram.com/tv/B0XTzvCBTM_/

Poor guy, so CTE'd he won't last long
it'll be a shame when he kills his son and we all have to pretend to be surprised

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Weak up Andrade

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This, it should be easy and you just buy it through the cable box like what boxing does

I love that video desu, shows just how effective judo as a martial art actually is in a real world scenario on cement

Wake up Khabib

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How can this be? Is Tibau not the natty goat?

Oh fer sure you're muuunster my guy

Don't sleep on jiu jitsu manlets, one of the best fighting builds of all

This

D I A M O N D S
I
A
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N
D
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boston salmon is the future GOAT

Dana... why?

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pay up goy

askren had octagon control

Based
Cringe

askren won the story of the fight because he gave us that entertaining moment because he knew masvidal would go for the knee, it was either gonna be his ko or he would flip masvidal on his back and do an epic ko of his own.

same as conor who won round 1 and was winning 3 until he lost

Why don't fighters just bloat up and fight in the highest weight classes? The idea that you get slower or lose cardio isn't true. When literal 5'5" manlets can walk around at 225 and be dominant, there is no excuse. Just pump iron, eat a lot, and do couch to 5k for cardio and literally any man with arms and legs can be a heavyweight contender

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Be the water my friend-Bruce Lee
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How is this fair but a 10lbs difference in weight is unfair? Divisions need to be reorganized to take height into account as well.

How did Ladd barely make weight when GDR looks so much bigger and more muscular?

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Interracial relationships is the key to solving this

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>chinks

The male version of Ronda Rousey.

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Do you have a link?

>t.yusuf

What is this low iq nigger tier rant