Cringe thread

Scotland

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>44
and all thanks to the nt chocking against haiti

Russia being that low is more embarrassing than Scotland

Scotland's national sport is football though, Russia's is bear wrestling.

Why does everyone hate Scotland so much on this board? Even Argentines hates them now apparently

This is the true cringe thread a bunch of failures in life thinking they're funny.

Everyone needs to COPE by looking down on something.

Russia has over 100 million people and just hosted the world cup though. Football is hardly some minority sport there, only ice hockey is as popular

I don't hate Scotland but I do find your brand of nationalism to be insidious, hypocritical and tiresome. When I'm in an English city, it is defined by its own quirks and characteristics. When I'm in a Scottish city, I can't move for saltires and wanky folk bands playing "traditional" music about some bonnie lassie who lived in the glen with wind in her hair and a heart of fire.

There are many things to like about Scotland but your nationalism isn't one of them.

I’m not Scottish. Just asking a question. And I think you would rather England had nationalism like the Scots had, instead of treating your own history like shit and bowing down to pakis and niggers

Argies just mad the Scots Guards blew t his uncle of Mount Tumbledown

Not at all. We have a shit load of historical buildings and cultural institutions to visit across the country with none of it glossed over. All without having to shoehorn it into every facet of public life.

And no, we're not bowing down to ethnic minorities. Only the paranoid and insecure will look at life through those lens in the same way that the radfem will view all men as rapists.

To be fair, Russia is a pretty decent team. Probably around the same level as teams like Wales, Denmark, Serbia etc.

>get the chance to become an independent nation
>refuse
absolute cucks

The worst thing about scottish nationalism is that it paints scota as victims of the British empire like Ireland when its actually the total opposite as scots played an important role in British imperialism

Hence the hypocritical bit.

They shout about Scottish pride and then vote to remain a vassal state of England after we promised we'd never leave the EU, now they're being dragged out with us with only themselves to blame.

They deserve every bit of mockery coming their way, especially since the only half decent football club they have is Irish.

>t. Pajeet

>scots played an important role in British imperialism
So did the Irish

>World Cup quarter-finalists Russia at 46, below Hungary
Umm... rigged much?

fk I'm happy we're still below 50

Butthurt nafri whos mad his ancestors got a skelping from a big Highlander from the glens.

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kek we went DOWN to 50.
we are so fucking shit

Irish were basically just cannon fodder though

>lead the army at waterloo

Scotland should be about 80 in reality

>wellington
>Irish

he didn’t even consider himself Irish

I think most people are just waking up to the fact that all the Scots do is bitch, whine, and pretend they've been/are oppressed, while at the same time rejecting independence from their 'oppressors'.

The Anglo-Irish upper class of which the Duke of Wellington was a part is not the same as the modern day Irish. Sectarianism meant Irish identity ended up being constructed almost entirely around Catholicism. The Protestant Anglo-Irish that contributed to the empire all either fled the country after the Free State's independence or became assimilated into the new Irish society.

This is completely different to Scotland, where the exact same class of people who got rich off the empire still exist and live.

If Wellington isn't Irish then Guinness isn't Irish

last summer was the last straw for most England fans I think. Scottish fans went from 'England will go out in the group stages' to 'let's laugh at England for finishing 4th in the World Cup", all the while their pathetic team stayed at home all summer because they've been too shit to qualify for anything for 20 years.

They hide behind the "at least we know we're shit" facade, like being pathetic and defeatist somehow makes them virtuous

I didn't care much before but now I actively hope Scotland lose every single game, get dragged into a no-deal brexit and denied a second referendum until the end of time

Seething

Most Scots don’t actually care about brexit, the SNP just use the media as a megaphone to speed about it. And admitting your shit is better than having a team full of niggers, still being shit, but pretending to not be shit - all while clinging to success from over half a century ago

*sperg

One of my favourite parts was the Scots bitching about the BBC sports channels being supposedly biased in favour of England.
No fucking shit you dumb cunts, we were the only British team in the fucking tournament.

If you, as an ethnic scot, were given the choice to win a world cup at the expense of your entire team becoming black, would you do it?

>How is a team full of English people with no Scottish roots better than a team full of black people born and raised in the country they're representing?
Come again paki? Only Englishman who gets a game for the national team is McTomilel and both his parents are Scots

Laughing*
>shit is better than having a team full of niggers
You have a team full of Englishmen, but sure, talk about England's national team not being pure enough

No. It would be too embarrassing and it wouldn’t really be “our” victory

Scotland is just a Northern English county.

>Only Englishman who gets a game for the national team is McTomilel
Maybe that's why you lose 3-0 to Kazakhstan? All the 'no more English players' drum banging led to a team comprising players from a league no better than Kazakhstan's

Well actually during the women's world cup during the Scotland matches they'd spend half time and the after match analysis talking about England so stop oppressing us

>Russia is 46 after beating Spain in the WC

Makes sense

Their WC performance was extremely out of the norm for them, they did abnormally well.

>3rd place in UEFA ranking in 1996
>1st place in group with Portugal in 2014 WC qualification
>2nd place in Euro 2008 qualification in group with Croatia and England, England 3rd, one lose to Russia
>Eliminated Netherlands in Euro 2008 quarterfinals
>etc
anglos, you're just becoming embarassingly stupid like your fat overseas masters

Right, and that's it.
Have you actually looked at your record? It's loss after loss to absolute shitters like Qatar.

Pleasantly to hear that you follow Russia vs Qatar statistics. And giving examples about friendly matches. Meanwhile I don't even care about your team, what I can remind is england is only team which San Marino scored against.

K.
You sound upset, even though all I did was point out facts.

We're climbing up. HOORAY

>calling someone upset when you're upset
Good but old internet battling tactics. Works well for newfags only.

Hell the Scots are the reason why Northern Ireland are in UK

They were only used as pawns in this instance