What sports are they good at?

What sports are they good at?

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MMA

I said sports, not gay floor grappling

All the relevant sports in the world

Real non poofter rules footie
Griget
League
Poonion
Netty

Simple as

>NIGGER ASS SLAPPING DIVING GOOOOOOD

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>aussie rules football
they invented it, not a global sport
>griget
they lost to fucking englel
>league
not much competition outside Aus
>poonion
can't remember the last time they won a world cup
>netty
womens sport

surf

they're unironically going to take our >ameriswim title soon

Ok fair point

>g-global!!
Not what you said, sebbo

>dae le lost xD
5 stars

>dae le one cuntry
Not what you said, Seb

>dae le i cunt remember
Lose weight, gain IQ, Seb

>dae le women xD
Amerisep jelly he cant even find his mutilated microdick let alone the courage to step up to an AusGOD

Probably the gayest post I’ve ever seen on Yea Forums

Leave the basement, gain friends and have sex

Be gay

cringe

>we

are good at all sports, used to be the top team behind all the summer Olympic heavyweights, have at least one Pro in every major sporting organization. Champions in B tier sports like Rugby etc.
I think we peaked around the early to late 2000s. Our swimming domination has collapsed and the cricket and rugby teams are much weaker now.

just like us, they are shit at real sports so they make their own

dilate

boganing, aka afl

Hurr durr MOM I said dilate again

Chookjab and Morton bay bugscotch

Based

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Lads stop letting them divide us

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Hating soccer. The best sport (I mean hating soccer as a sport) there is.

Us and them are both the best in the world at it.

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Retard zone time

The ones they made up

They're the GOAT allrounders. Look at any sport (besides Ice Hockey) and Australia are at least a Top10 nation at it.

Quidditch

sucking america's cock

Getting cucked by poo in loos and paying the maori welfare

the most comfy sport of all (afl)
the shittest, most wretched 'sport' to ever grace the earth (any rugby code)

everything relevant barring wogball -which we're simply "average" at.

afl lad, the best sport on earth

we actually have some australian's who've wonthe stanley cup lol

What's cool about them is they don't turn up their nose at any sport. If it has a ball and you can throw it, kick it, hit it, etc, they're game. As said, they have pros in the NBA, NFL, MLB, top Cricket leagues, top Rugby Leagues, and top Povertyball leagues.

We're lower than low at the only sport that matters, so we're not good at sports by default. I'd trade all of our Cricket, Rugby, and "all around" sporting success for just a top 10 finish in the World Cup.

based joshy

They lost to Ireland at Aussie Rules so I’m going to go with none

Murdering backpackers.

um, its international rules sweetie

Cope