/hoc/

why hasnt chambers been posting his weird ayys

What are you having for dinner tonight, /hoc/?

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milkies!

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vodka and water

just turned on some fraiser

Just bought some bourbon lads

christ you're pathetic

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Doing an Edmonton lads

stop editing my oc please thank you

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A burger and some vodka crans

What happens here?

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pizza and beer but no hockey....

got too drunk and got in argument with my gf last night, now she's mad at me and I don't even remember what we argued about so that's fun

border crosing for MNs no clothing sales tax

gasoline huffing

We're gonna be good next year, I can feel it.

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you have a gf?

dubs speak truth

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yes but I'm an incel at heart

Reminder me and Drake are the biggest sports fans in Canada

drake and i, retard.

i and drake

You just called yourself a retard.

Drake Gucci and Wayne actually. It's a remix, retard

darkies OUT

so fucking racist and rude

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Damn, G****e looks like THAT?!?

Love the Wings if I'm being completely truthful

Sorry you're not allowed to like your team on /hoc/

ZOOVIER

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LAINEATION LOCK IN

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more like lamenation

>19 year old
>pedo

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>automatically assumes I'm talking about him
Something you want to share with us friend?

janny, come clean up these off-topic posts
pretty please

>seattle hired casino and nightclub designers to design the interior of their arena
>there are at least 8 nightclubs in the arena
>have consulted with Drake in regards to how those clubs should be run

Yikes yikes triple yikes.

why don't you put a copy right tag on their, Sven
>if you're so worried about it, you...

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proofs?

I was listening to a show called primetime sports on fan590 on the way home from work. They were interviewing some executive from the team, didnt catch his name. If you really care, it will be uploaded in podcast format to the 590 website within 24 hours.

The gist of it is they saw what Vegas did mixing the entertainment with the hockey and are trying to copy it.

nah friend its all yours

why not just do some shit like with the seahawks and mariners and let randy johnson/russel wilson do your inaugural shit?

>8 nightclubs in the arena
great now the "fans" wont just have to watch hockey while there

Idk but they are trying to create a central entertainment hub where peopke can party and spend money before and after the game. I'm not sure they are grasping the idea that that strategy works in vegas because they arena is right off the strip and you can walk around the entire area with open liquor.

That one guy that's on the lam's name sounds like "smegma".

seattle is not las vegas. dont do that. its gonna blow up in their faces

youtube.com/watch?v=yOQGhC5nzus

They probably went into the woods and killed themselves

God I wish that were me

They keep showing that one guy with a "a wild Cthulhu appears" t-shirt. I wonder if people will buy them to wear ironically.

I play the Call of Cthulhu table top RPG every month. We’re playing Saturday

it's such a nice day out that i think i'm gonna go to the park and lay on the grass

How did you get across the border?

Had to blow a few guys

just like a homeless person

He's using the computers at the library.

They keep quoting an "anonymous steam user" calling one of the guys a nazi.

The media is framing this really weird. The one guys father and friends has been interviewed and they all keep saying he is a good kid (except the steam faggot).

The other guy they havent said anything at all about. They tried to frame him as a far right extremist but they kept mentioning gow he liked a bunch of soviet hammer and sickle symbols on facebook, people pointed out that was left not right, and then they stopped talki g about him and focused on the other guy.

I'm taking my grandma to a concert at the retirement home in about an hour.

Things that make you go ((((Hmmmmmmmmm)))

no they do that on the pavement

Grass is softer though.

shame devils drafted that manlet 12 year old looking bust. imagine hall - hischier - kakko

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parks don't have 7/11's where they can squat all day though

Why can't Finnish people stop talking about Finnish hockey players? That's literally all they talk about.

Canada barely has 7/11s anyways

kakko is the bust though

there's one down the street, but i see macs more

Nigga please

nigga please we all know how f*nns are

I live in the gta and see neither. I thought macs went out of business 20 years ago.

Why don't more black people play hockey

Name 1 finnish bust besides Pulju

Because of a well-coordinated, long-running, mostly-successful effort by white people to keep them out.

Winnipeg has a lot of 7/11's and apparently people buy a lot of slurpees there. People are proud of that for some reason.

>Spencer Knight
>Carter Hart
>Samsonov/Shestyorkin/Sorokin
>Ukka-Pegga Luukkonen
So we know who the Russian, Canadian, Finnish, and American goalie prospects are, but who are the next Swedish goalie prospect? After Lundqvist there's a steep dropoff.

Who are the next

soderstrom, ironically an isles prospect. lundys throne will be overtaken by his rival

Jaake Virtanen

Can't imagine my city being so devoid of culture and life that I'd take pride in a global convenience store cold drink

shut up chambers

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ummm sweaty we're on part 2 of the jakke suomi redemption arc

olli juolevi

manlet trying to take puck away from the alpha male:
youtu.be/omaXVG7wImo?t=67

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i don't live in injunpeg and buy slurpees from time to time so far this summer. much prefer an ice cap from timmies though

>jake virtanen
that nigga aint finn. though I still like what he did in 2016 u20 quarterfinals against us

Rags have some guy name Olaf Lindbom that is suppossed to have potential but he's currently tied for 5th on the depth chart with Adam Huska behind Lundqvist, Georgiev and Shestorkyn.

Realiatically tho how often do top tier Swedish goalies come along anyways? Besides Lundqvist they all end up being flops. The most notable before Hank was Tommy Salo and we allknow how that went.

theres still 7/11s around here but there are definitely fewer than when i was younger

Imagine not playing hockey growing up. Your parents either didn't love you enough to put you in hockey or were too poor.

he's finn, just born in canada. even has a tat

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i wasnt very good at hockey but my parents still paid for me to pay and always encouraged me and never suggested i stop at any time

You wanna talk about #rare goalies, czechs are

Now that you say something Swedes are terrible at developing goalies.

Don't talk shit about Johan "King of the Mountain" Hedberg

That nigga is a Finnish agent see

reminder that Elvis is the best goalie in the world
eliteprospects.com/player/66584/elvis-merzlikins

That Huska guy is czech i think but he may never be anything. Guess Hasek was it.

Sad how Russians and Finns have the best goalies now. Roy being run out of Montreal killed the goalie farm in this country.

Based parents.

Based jackets goalie prospects with vehvilainen and tarasov

russia has usually had fairly strong tending, it just sort of slumped a bit in the 2000s.

he is busting because never got to play for finland. SHAME

The province of Quebec can't develop goalies anymore. Tragic, since that was their biggest contribution to Canada.

Okay this finnigger is based
eliteprospects.com/player/176290/veini-vehvilainen
The Finnish vein

theres also jakub skarek, who ALSO is an isles top goalie, but ranked 3rd in depth.

wtf is the isles problem?

Isles got great goalie prospects lmao. Soderstrom sorokin and skarek all are cream of the crop

>jackets
>prospects
kek
KEK

They aren’t prospects anymore but texier and merzlikins are elite

so does every team because goalies are picked late

is germany slowly becoming better at /hoc/? are they stronger than suisse now?

>Panarin
GONE
>Bobvrosky
GONE
>Duchene
GONE

Is anyone really surprised? That state makes people want to flee the Earth.

>standings

i'd argue yes, but the isles have sorokin as the crown jewel. I hope he does come over since he does play amazingly. Same for soderstrom even though he did get hurt

also sounds like they (unsurprisingly) didnt like john tortellini either

>bob
He did his time 7 years
>panarin
Bitch
>duchene
Cancer

COPE

t.ohioan

What I want to know is
Why are Manlets elite?
eliteprospects.com/player/257717/trey-fix-wolansky

Don't think so, theyve always been fringe and still are. They didnt play in the most recent world juniors, and failed to qualify for this year, placing 3rd behind Khazakstan and Hungary of all teams. That should clue you in to where they are development wise.

>didn’t like torts
>bob said that he respected him and that he’s a great motivator and makes them play their best

>standings

>what is lip service

Speaking of national development. China is going to get DESTROYED in the olympics when NHLers go.

>ugly chode jew dick

What is a Russian interview in Russia

They beat Canada at the Olympics, why even bother after that?

Jeff Carter couldn't even pretend not to be suicidal in ohio. He dipped out the moment he could.

Im sure the IOC, Xi Jinping and Gary will figure something out.

so? just because ohioans are retarded and cant check doesnt mean someone from tsn wouldn't make a click bait article if it said something bad

Don't talk about yourself like that

Considering the price of shit in that area, that's stupid desu. Most sports fans from Seattle metro area can be divided into two categories: 1. the rich bandwagoners who just go to games to socialize and 2. the rural/suburban sports fans who that aren't rich and commute to get to the arena.

That area isn't really built for parking or mass transit, and most hockey fans will either go home or grab a quick bite at dick's. It's not a good place to be a social hub for anything, fuck it's basically a residential area that just happens to have an arena in it. Don't get me wrong, I'm hyped as fuck for the team, but I'm just being real. Since the Sonics left, most of the parking garage in that area has been torn down and replaced by condos. The streets are a pain to navigate, and the bus routes are not that great. The ownership group hasn't really done anything so far in terms of making transportation around Keyarena better either. No hockey fan is going to want to "Stick around and spend money" after the game, especially because everything is going to be overpriced as fuck. Most of the fans are going to do what Mariners/Seahawks fans do when their games end, dip out of Seattle and go back home before traffic gets worse.

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new

>any versions of CTE ball being acceptable.

>not actually reading the interview

general reminder that it is your responsibility as a /hoc/ fren to keep up to date with /cfl/ and /curl/ news

Imagine trading Voracek and Coutuirer for a player that wanted nothing to do with Ohio and that indirectly caused Rick Nash to leave too and then only getting Jack Johnson out of it lmao

the smart money is in posting in both threads

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>It got so bad that the CBJ had to fly GM Scott Howson, coach Scott Arniel, and captain Rick Nash out to see Carter to persuade him to come out of hiding.

>Once he got here he played OK, but apparently he was a real cancer in the locker room and was traded at the deadline after playing only 39 games for us. We traded him to L.A. for Jack Johnson, where he was reunited with Mike Richards and they went on to win a cup that same season.

Imagine being a less desirable market than Montreal and Toronto lmao

So I just took my dog for a walk and there was a bunch of watermelon on the street wtf

I don’t think you understand
That was the worst trade ever, jeff carter was retarded and so was Scott howton, the team was a fucking mess and so was the front office
>you now remember the robbery of bob that has ruined the flyers for year

Would

>residential area
I understand now. The guy was goi g on about how they are saving the roof, by temporarily suspending it in the air (whixh is kinda neat), but they are tearing everything else down, and then digging the foundation twice as deep as it is now and building it back up. So they really are just trying to build an enclosed complex for people to spend money. Nevermind the fact they hired casino designers to build it, and casinos are designed to be labrynths that keep people in. Nevermind the parking as you said.

What a shit show, just build an actual hockey culture not some meme entertainment culture.

Jeff carter was the biggest piece of shit to ever play hockey, he’s a baby and sore loser

So so SO fucking based

who's going to sign the leftover

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Please cleanse yourself from this planet
Or go back to rëddit

/hoc/ is /cfl/

>rick Nash didn’t want to be in Columbus
Is that why he has moved back and now working for the team?

>junior gold
>olympic gold
>calder cup
>two stanley cup

Seems like a winner to me

Tobias rieder could be a steal

>sleeps with teammates wife
>refuses to play without his Buttbuddy mike Richards
>give zero effort and acts like a baby when he doesn’t get his way

He is just learning the trade bedore moving on.

>could have easily gotten a job in New York or Boston
>decided to go to Columbus
Hmmmmm

went to the grocery store and got potato wedges and onion rings. bretty good

>sleeps with teammates wife
Who's wife? I vaguely remember this now.

Imagine signing an 11 year contract and being with your buddy in a great city. And then your GM stabs you in the back and sends you to a corn field masquerading as a state. I'd be pissed off too.

laying down a fat columbus right now

>trades away his buddy before trading him

>new york
As a broadcaster maybe. Not in manegement.

Scott hartnell

I'm surprised no one has picked up Lindberg. All the old guys are shitters. Hope Brassard gets picked up.

>dick rash

jeff carter is based and redpilled

>still cry’s like a huge baby over it
He’s a faggot and always will be

More like Scott Cucknell

He's a Canadian hero really.

t.corn monger

>has the mentality of a child
More like gay and babypilled

On the social media side at least, they are doing ok with trying to build a hockey culture. They do local events, they are funding some youth hockey programs, and they are building a huge three rink practice facility up in Northgate that will also serve local schools and youth programs. But yeah, the live nation side of the deal has always bugged me. Way back before the NHL team was even a possibility, the key arena remodel was advertised as a concert venue first and foremost. Here's a picture of the area. for reference. A couple blocks south, you hit a park and water, a few blocks north and you hit housing and apartments. It's not designed for transit in any way.

Still, It's not going to stop me from enjoying the team. I just really hope they quit procrastinating with the team name and give us some merch. You want people to spend money? give me a Seattle hockey sweater/hats/hoodie and I'll give you a shit ton.

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Reminder that jeff carter ingested cocks and cum

Go Stamps Go

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>”R-Rick they traded me I don’t wanna play hockey any more wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

just like you. aren't you a big fan of cocks, ted?

Reminder that the real piece of shit is Martin Brodeur who literally cheated on his wife and abandoned their 4 kids with his SISTER IN LAW (his wifes, brothers, wife) and ruined both his wifes and her brothers marriages. He is also a fat pig.

>where's muh merch

Cuck

That’s kinda based actually killing two birds with one stone

ass

>cheated on his wife
oh the humanity

Gary controls when everything is released. He'll release the merch when he's ready.

so did bro's wife and her brother end up hooking up then?

>mfw tubby has three Stanley Cup Rings and two gold medals

Seattle will be the first team to use two names. thats double the merch money

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Read harder

Don't forget winningest goaler ever

Under a style of play that caused an entire season to be missed

>context
Brodeur is a big fag who wouldn’t give up team Canada’s goalie slot way past his prime

Carter Hart should be removed since the Flyers are going to ruin him like how the Mets ruin baseball players. Id only keep him here if they trade him to another team like the Kings or Blackhawks. Least they won shit by being shit for a couple of years.

>like the mets ruin baseball players
mets havent fucked up many though

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I did and my question remains

>knowing enough about boreball to be able to make comparisons
>knowing anything about boreball
OUT
ALL OF YOU, OUT

i can do the same for football also

how many days until the boredom ends

yes

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.

Well you are asleep half the time, plus getting drunk, weekends, slcivil and stat holidays. It's like 2 weeks really.

They fucked up so many players that its a fucking meme now
youtube.com/watch?v=jhYbDs7MpOA

I remember last month people were saying basketball is the future and then Kawaii left and not a peep since.

urinating tree is a fucking joke of a youtuber. faggot is a yinzer who needs to get off to other teams being shit to hide his shame

just go into hibernation until october

He's not wrong though. The Mets are meme just like the Flyers are a meme

>99999999
when lads?

Flylel seething about Tree's team is a better ran franchise than his team has ever been post BSB days

sometime next year likely

Who cares. This board is shit. There was a time when we were more active than Yea Forums and I used to watch the post counts on both boards, and cheered when Yea Forums finally surpassed Yea Forums. Well that was years ago and Yea Forums is behind Yea Forums again and now I realize none of that shit mattered.

better be a >rags post

>and cheered when Yea Forums finally surpassed Yea Forums
At first I wanted to mock you but I kind of get it

do you really expect a huge amount of traffic to the sport subsection of an anime forum?

autism: the post

SPORTS. NOT ANIME. NOT BASEBALL. S P O R T S

lmao you fucking loser

99% of Yea Forums is trash. it's the dumping ground of 4channel because tv and film can appeal to just about anybody. there's zero discussion about films beyond the box office take from some marvel film and the actresses feet in them.

sports

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that and that one forced meme I will never mention

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i want to cum in the onion ring

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can u post the original my dear friend?

Feed me

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Sweetie I dont know if you are aware, but the Tony Kornheiser why.jpgp is indirectly responsible for every current >text+reaction image meme.

The word "feels" is a normie meme at this point, which evolved from "feels guy" aka wojack, which is known around here as >that feel when"

Well did you know that the phrase "that feel when" came about because the phrase "my face when" was banned first on Yea Forums and then the rest of Yea Forums because it became the crux of the USA vs yurop wars, most commonly seen as > my face when an american was fat near me.

Yea Forums used to run shit.

all those posts, lost, like tears in the rain

time to die

/hoc/ runs sp

if Yea Forums runs Yea Forums that means /hoc/ is king of this shit pile

which means /hoc/ island is the pinnacle of Yea Forums posting

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Have sex

how reddit of you

fsjals are the first step toward our renaissance

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they had their moment in the sun, now another few decades of irrelevancy

sneed?

yes it needs a world filter

Go into the settings and filter it for yourself.

/hoc/s chuck a puck. Formerly /cric/s

no

We'd never move into such a place. You wouldn't be able to get the shit-and-curry smell out with anything.

big cock /hoc/
micro dick /cr*c/

>I'm mad
>here's a solution
>I don't wanna

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its nowhere near the same as a Yea Forums wide filter.

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Laineation lock in

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>"Look up at the rafters, what do you see? I see some banners, some 'real' banners..."

How will the perds ever recover

not if your a sens fan you don't

RISE UP

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*busts*

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youtube.com/watch?v=F7nEs6OgC5g

Am I having vodka or beer for supper?

vodka till is gone then beer

>YOU GOTTA MOVE

I have 2 bottles and I'm trying to be in bed 3 and a half hours. Should be good

>took Ottawa +4.5
You could set your fucking watch to my picks this year

I'M GONNA BLOW MY LOAD AT THE GLORYHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc

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My gas bill was only $38

>stumps

mine was 45
absolutely based

I fill up my car the same way I deal with a lot of chores. It gets done once a week whether it needs it or not

that aint right boy

Which episode of Survivor man should I watch?

I bet you have allergies

Found a new spot in case /hoc/ ever goes down

number 8

youtube.com/watch?v=DG9_pVQaJKY

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the episode that he goes to northern Sugma

I have zero allergies. I'm a perfect physical specimen

Will ovi ever get his third cup?

GTA soundtracks power rankings

1 vice city
2 san andreas
3 V
4 3

he's getting 12 straight cups until 2031

what a great game

Jets are winning 4 cups. Also. I have a post planned for after the bombers win tomorrow and I WILL be posting from the bathroom if I can't get away from the party

I'd put 4 between SA and V

/hoc/ town summer in the city

Let's get real. Other than driving the Ferraris outside the second story window and the weird ragdolling your body did when you'd ghost a car, GTA IV fucking SUUUUUUCKED

What's an argonaut?

a naut that argos

youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
YA SEE I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME

I think it's like an astronaut, but they explore the land instead of outer space.

a bad football player

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argonauts

the bank heist mission was kino. whole game was pretty fucking awesome but I was the perfect age for it

IV had the best story

For me it's youtube.com/watch?v=SFU1GeGFpzY

I fictional Greek naval people from a pretend place called Argos
look it up

it's essential a Greek comic book of sorts
Actually a pretty badass mascot
Imagine a thousand years from now, and they got the New York Spidermen or some shit
and the Rival Gotham Batmen

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how did i forget about 4, oh right cause it fucking sucked. good call though

HEY NICO
ISS UR CUSIN

Mum mum wouldn’t let my play grand theft auto

WANNA GO BOWLING NIKO

no nigger, they were a group of mythical heroes who went on adventures on a ship called the "Argo". argonaut means argo-sailor

COUSIN

Get back on topic.

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So, are there a lot of Greek people in Toronto or what??
what with the team name?

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nice try, argo was a Ben Affleck movie. im surprised you didn't know that

>men can get breast cancer
>women can't get prostate cancer
Rude

why are her arms so small and her lips so big?

photoshop and botox

Fuck off, Ray

>The name "Argonauts" is derived from Greek mythology: according to legend, Jason and the Argonauts were a group of heroes who set out to find the Golden Fleece aboard the ship Argo sometime before the Trojan War. Given its nautical theme, the name Argonaut was adopted by a group of amateur rowers in Toronto in 1872. The Argonaut Rowing Club, which still exists today, went on to found the football club with the same name a year later. Given their roots in a rowing squad, the team is often referred to as the "boatmen" and less often the "scullers".[11]

There used to be a Greek Town here but some Isis Incel shot it up. And instead of proclaiming Greek Pride it's now a diversity town because the only way to forgive diversity shootings is to increase diversity.

Why the fuck is UFC in Edmonton? Also. When does bethel-thompson get dragged behind the wood shed?

good question, maybe their original owner was some kind of classical mythology nerd

albertan rednecks love ufc

It was a good game

They have to keep forcing UFC shows in Alberta or else the province will revoke MMA licenses, on account of the fact the only person in the last 30 years to die in in MMA fight was in an unsanctioned Edmonton fight,

argo is a pirate word meaning "go"

as in "ARRR go fuck yourself matey"

kek

REDDITT
E
D
D
I
T
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>"Guys, our league is dying because no one under 30 gives a fuck and just watches the NFL instead. What do we do?"

>"Add boomer rock."

thats not how you spell it you silly goose

I thought UFC went all over Canada, I didn't realize it was just an Alberta thing

*opening riff of Thunderstruck plays*

Number 1 CFL and Jets fan ama

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you guys want to hear my Drake impression?

I went to Toronto I went to Atlanta
I used to drink Pepsi but now I like Fanta

It is countrywide, but each individual province has it's own regulatory rules. Except for the longest time, Alberta didn't have province wide regulations, they left it up to each individual city to regulate the sport, which pretty much meant a free for all. A couple years ago a semi well known fighter with experience died after a fight, it was either in Edmonton or Calgary. long story short the fighter had a history of being knocked out, and shouldnt have been fighting, but since there was no over arching governing body, he slipped through. Now they are trying to regulate the sport properly, so UFC has to keep showing up and putting on cards to convince the government that the sport is legit.

man, i remember like 10 years ago when this general used to be about hockey discussion

pepsi is for faggots

Those were dark times

exactly

damn that's crazy

Pepsi Max is pretty based and redpilled tho. it's got like triple the caffeine of regular cola

is this a powerade or gatorade general?

Organic free trade green tea gen

beer

I got some free for your organic trade right here bozo

*grabs cock and balls menacingly*

fuck off, Ray

if its gatorade its yellow, powerade its blue. simple as

how the FUCK does anyone rate the stamps over the blü bombies

"Come on! I don’t have all day!”

"I don’t even know why you’re in a hurry” your brother huffed as he slowly followed you inside the rink. “Why are we even here? Are we allowed to be here?”

"Because I have a surprise!” you said. Your brother rolled his eyes.

Your parents took a weekend trip and so you offered to “babysit” your 15 year old brother. You had told Pate and he offered to let him come skate with the team. You hadn’t told your brother yet because you wanted it to be a surprise.

You had been dating Patrik for a few months now, but hadn’t introduced him to your family so no one knew you were dating THE Patrik Laine. Your brother was going to be in for a couple of surprises today.

“Are we gonna get arrested?” he asked, eyeing you.

“What? No!” you said. You shoved his shoulder. “Jerk. I’m trying to be a good big sister-”

“Then you would have let me sleep in.”

“(Y/N).” You turned and grinned at your boyfriend, who grinned back as he walked up to you, his arm wrapping around your waist.

“Hey Pate.” He pressed a quick kiss to your mouth before you turned to your brother, who stood staring open mouthed at Patrik. “This is my brother.”

"You’re Patrik Laine” he whispered.

“I am. (Y/N) has told me a lot about you.”

“Really?” he asked surprised. “Because she failed to mention she was dating Patrik freaking Laine” he said, giving you an accusing glare. You shrugged. Patrik chuckled.

“Surprise!” you said. Your brother’s eyes lit up.

"We get to see the Jets practice?” he asked.

“Better” you said.

“We want you to suit up and join us” Patrik said. You thought your brother might die of happiness then and there.

“I don’t have my stuff though” he said deflating. You held out the keys to your car.

"Say thank you to your big sister. I lugged that gross sweaty equipment into the trunk.” He quickly grabbed the keys and took off running for his equipment. Patrik laughed and pulled you closer. “Thanks for doing this babe.”

“Easy” he replied. “It’ll be fun.”

"It easily puts me in position as best big sister ever” you said. Patrik laughed.

“I don’t know. You weren’t there before?”

“Nah. No 15 year old ever loves their big sister.”

“Ok” your brother said jogging up to Patrik. “I’m ready!” Patrik pressed another kiss to your lips.

“Then let’s go.”

“(Y/N)!” your brother yelled out as he skated up to where you sat on the bench recording and taking pictures. “This is so cool!”

I’m glad you’re having fun” you said.

"YO!” Trouba said as he skated up. “My D partner left me.”

"Sorry Troubs” your brother responded. Jacob grinned, patting his shoulder before he turned to you.

“Real pro here (Y/N).”

"Yeah?”

"Yup. He’ll be replacing Morissey soon enough.”

"(Y/N) could replace Morissey” Wheeler chirped, grabbing his water bottle.

"I can’t even skate” you replied. Blake winked at you before skating off. You laughed and shooed your brother and Trouba away. “Go. Practice!”

"Yes mom” your brother said rolling his eyes. You sighed as they skated off just as Pate was skating up.

“Hey” he greeted, pecking your lips.

“Hey.” He grabbed his water bottle and turned to watch your brother with you.

“He’s good. Really good.”

“He’s been playing hockey since he could walk” you said.

"I’m impressed. I know you said he played hockey, but I didn’t know he’d have hands like that. He could be the next Toews.”

"Don’t tell him that” you teased. “It’ll go straight to his head.”

"Only if you kiss me.” He bent forward, puckering his lips.

"Deal” you said, pressing a kiss to his lips. “Now go practice.”

“Yes ma'am.”

TLDR

Rewatching Snatch

everyone loses

Ya like dags?

I wish Guy Ritchie still made british crime movies

Fuck Boston

just turned on some rick and morty

Only taking established flavors. Best is blue for Gatorade, purple for G2, white for Powerade. BUT. For practice I always bring a big jug of water and dump one Gatorade in before I fill it up so it has a bit of flavor and electrolytes. When you do it that way, orange is best

what about green gatorade rain?

mystery team is BETTER

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man I picked up some limited run rick and morty comics when the show was still young and im glad I did. all these soiboy fans have made the price skyrocket

I didn't do rains. Or Powerade zero sugar. Or powerade ion 4. I tried to stick to the big ones. I wasn't huge on rain oddly enough, even though I love normal watered down. Regardless. Nothing mogs Gatorade made from the powder mixed fresh in the orange jug on game day

because the stamps fucking rule

whichever is on sale at the grocery store

nonwhites actually consider this a sport lmfao

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>stumps
>simps
Calgarys shit. Bombers mog the rest of the league into dirt. Bombers are 6-0. I've decided tomorrows game is over. No one's healthier than Winnipeg. No one's deeper than Winnipeg. No one's faster than Winnipeg on the outside. No one's stronger than Winnipeg in the box. Winnipegs been the only undefeated team for WEEKS. If you're a fan of literally any team that isn't the bombers, do yourself a favour and take a snooze til next May

BBs got off to a hot start but there's still plenty of games left and they're chokers

you take that back about my team

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LIGHTS OUT

GORILLA RADIO

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>you now remember swaggerville
>you now remember Mayor Willis

I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE

>mute silence
uh huh... and then what happened?...

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Workout went kind of funny today and now I have a huge lump on the back of my shoulder. What am I dealing with here?

that is AIDS

pics or its imposibl

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impossible to know. I had it on auto post

It essentially looks like a mosquito bite except inch and a half diameter and raised proportionally. As I said, it's on my back. So I'm not sure how you expect me to take a picture

what kind of pain(dull/sharp/throbbing) if any

Think the Argos will score a point?

I do not think that

Why did this make me laugh

Wonder had Carter Hart been on another team, would he be billed the next great goalie as some people claim him to be?

Wife just came home with this.

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When I move it it feels like tightness after chest day. When I push it it hurts like a bruise. When I try to pop it it feels similar to pushing

her boyfriend is going to love it

does she have any unusual lumps that need investigated

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She came home with Jodi west?

Drink 2tsp of turmeric dissolved in water 2x a day for 3 days. Please update us on Monday.

could be a cyst, the dermatology book is huge so its hard to say what it is with out getting eyes and hands on it

Could be a slipped disc

No to both.
Miracle cure anybody?

Staph infection

Heat a knife up let it cool and stab it you pussy

>let it cool

ok grandma

>coming to reddit for medical advice
retard

keep a hot compress on it

slice it off with a pizza cutter

just be yourself. Should go away in a few days. worked for me

Just finished book 3. The descriptions in it could be stronger, but the story pulled things together in the end.
After getting a bit ahead of myself and starting with a later book, then circling back to these other ones, I'm almost caught up with when the first book I read took place. Looking forward to it.

Gonna go curl up in bed with the 4th book as I try not to fall asleep. Good night, /hoc/.

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It's a rash, not a woman.

God Bless. I read the Bible too.

grim

tell me the book you fuck

books are onions

based, what's your favourite verse?

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God is watching us, m8

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Can't. We've been over this.

ah yes, women tend to go away when I show myself as well.

"Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

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If you read the bible and treat it as anything but a fine piece of literature, you're a retard.

VERY drunk and mildly upset that hoggei won't resume for three months anons

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies

it's like two months now you tard

I want to know

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It's fucing July 25th, training camp starts in a month you zoomer american faggot tranny fuck

nigger

>training camp
not real games, don't matter you maple syrup guzzling toronthomo

Idk. I was doing squeeze press and I usually throw a pad down but didn't today. I think my shoulder blade was just grinding the ground and instead of a rash it just swelled up
My floor is unironically filthy and I would worry about this if I wasn't wearing a shirt. But I always wear a sweatsuit over my regular workout clothes

why is ed so mad

Right, forgot teds and eds and feds don't pay attention until february

If you think books cant teach people to be better, I feel sorry for you

and I will strike down thee with GREAT vengeance

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youtube.com/watch?v=wz81aRTqSws

I'm gonna ask a question been pondering all week. Are buying chel 20 or are we gonna wait and grab 21 for PS5?

AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD

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I treat it like the word of God (like it is)

I just wait till its free on xbox live. chel 19 was free 2 months ago

Gonna make a bunch of custom teams for NHL 06 on the Gamecube

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shant buy a chel game until someone from >my team is on the cover

My internets too bad for twitch. Do you guys mind if I just post play by play here? I'll only do goals and penalties

Well fugg, guess I'm watching Space Ghost tonight

wow, grow a spine and get a brain.

like I said put a hot compress on it, it will go away or come to a head so you can pop it

Fuck off, Zorak

I do mind shit-for-brains

watch the ant one

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I'll watch the table reading version of it

jokes on you, i'm a devs fan who doesn't pay attention until september - i'm just extraordinarily intoxicated

dude

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Brak or zorak?

Lads I have not had a chance to post for a long time but I wanted to make sure to say fuck randy

brak

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1st period
10:24 goal - svech (34) assist - Larkin, Dubois
1-0 me

zorak
RIP in peace Martin Crocker

youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWQMvHNOnI

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nice

guess im watching space ghost tonight too

youtu.be/yKPSVokbVcE

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Man I remember staying up late and watching adult swim, hoping that my parents wouldn't walk in the room during the AS warning card.

For me it's Forsberg, Duchene, and Arvi being hte best line in the NHL next year

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would rather drink alone

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2nd period
6:48 goal - Larkin (41) assist - Giordano, caggiula

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tell a buddy and tell him that 11:45pm on Sunday nights, he needs to watch adult swim for a cartoon that has a meatball, fries, and a milkshake that live together.
"No seriously man, watch it, its hilarious"

>his face the whole time I'm explaining it to him

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looks like Halifax

2nd period 7:47
Dubois (17) assists svech Mcilrath
11:22
Burmistrov (43) assists bjorkstrand roslovic
4-0 me

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frisky dingo and home movies doesn't get enough love in /hoc/

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12:55 bjorkstrand (15) assists brodin, martinez
15:10 Scherbak (30) assists Craig Smith, spooner
6-0 me

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Neither get enough love in general

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true

3rd period
0:38 goal - Hayes (17) assists zibenajad, mcdonagh
3:30 brodin (22) caggiula, larkin
Me 7 >rags 1

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Riff Raff doesn't get enough love in /hoc/

GIVE LARKIN THE C

5:29 svech (35) McNabb, mcilrath
5:36 fighting McNabb (w) kreider (l)
8:33 Vesalainen (38)
Me 9 rags 1

youtube.com/watch?v=tZp6IgveE5o

he was ok
youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA

8:52 Smith (67) spooner
12:47 unsportsmanlike merzlikins (me) Nilsson (rags)
12:47 fighting merzlikins (w) Nilsson (l)

13:09 larkin (42) Martinez, bjorkstrand
13:26 bjorkstrand (16) brodin

What if god was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on a bus
Tryna make his way home

My dad used to listen to this a lot

It’s better than nothing dammit

13:38 scherbak (31) caggiula
13:43 scherbak (32) caggiula

SLOB ON MY KNOB

thats not from the good book

he wouldn't be god

the old thread isnt capped anymore

14:16 mcilrath (7) scherbak
14:46 hooking Sam Bennett (me)
14:46 fight - skjei (w) Smith (l)
Fights 2-1 me
Score 15-1 me
5 minutes left

humneta

15:35 shorthanded burmistrov (44) Martinez merzlikins
15:43 larkin (43)

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gona post 90s music
youtube.com/watch?v=IfZbFh7qlCQ

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have some hootie
youtube.com/watch?v=1aVHLL5egRY

15:51 goaltender interference Larkin
17:41 kreider (16) zibenajad
Final 17-2 me
Hits 67-13 me
Brodin most hits at 11 and tied for best +/- at 7 with larkin
3 stars larkin 3g2a 2 hits scherbak 3 1 1 bjorkstrand 2 2 3

youtube.com/watch?v=cPRKsKwEdUQ

>hit on both games tonight
That's a free 3 piece meal and a 15 of budlight. Ever you need a CFL pick just ask me

Pretty much the only black singer I like

more of an R A man my self
youtube.com/watch?v=GL90ZmdjZrU

Watching Austin powers 2

His voice is great, not a huge fan of his country desu

Version Sens. Should I do another game?

i like that wagon wheel song or whatever

Can definitely tell tomorrows gonna be a
>wear sunglasses to the office
Episodes

>a...user your breath smells like gin
It should I drank a handle last night
>oh...

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Tswift is ok
youtube.com/watch?v=8Mv80WjMaA0

>you smell like a brewery
Weird since I only had 3 beers with lunch

Shit, that song was being played all the time the last time I still had a social life.

have some Russian rap
youtube.com/watch?v=d-jEGvZuWho

now some Swedish
youtube.com/watch?v=0Y82dEZ13XE

Shout out spotify playlist - Gulf & Western. Shout out shitty beer budlight. Shout out spray THC oil

french? why not
youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8

Serbian, I have that as well
youtube.com/watch?v=lHRVAk7fEmQ

Someone make a new fucking thread since apparently I'm still not allowed

nah

For me, it's not making a new thread because I'm drunk and a lazy cunt

...

this
also
NEW THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Got myself chinky eyed and then drank an 8. Pissed off too since I was planning on getting up at 6 to workout before work then leave directly from work to bar. Gonna be a hell of a day

>Larkin
For me, it's Larkin Love