CIN: Alex Wood (back) to make Reds debut Sun.
NYM: Mets thinking Thor trade, Wheeler extension?
NYM: X-rays negative on Edwin Diaz's left big toe
STL: Goldschmidt homers, Cardinals sweep Pirates
NYM: DeGrom fires seven scoreless in win over SD
NYM: Frazier reaches four times, Mets crush Padres
TEX: Joey Gallo to undergo hamate bone surgery
TB: Blake Snell to undergo minor elbow surgery
CHC: Cubs reportedly calling up Ian Happ on Fri.
HOU: Report: Astros planning to DFA Tony Kemp
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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
Cubs fan here!!
Real gem so far lads
>Team of the 90's Atlanta Braves
>Team of the 00's Houston Astros
>Team of the 10's Los Angeles Dodgers
Predictions on who the team of the 2020s is?
>Team of the 00's
>Houston Astros
kek
The Texas Rangers and Los Angeles Dodgers have the same World Series record this decade
>Team of the 00's Houston Astros
>Atlanta Braves
>one ring
wheres the rox nats gamethread? how pathetic
Thanks for keeping the top seat warm for us, cusbs.
Wait til you see what they do with a bottom seat
Cubbies are so much better than your shit team
that sideline reporter for the nats.....yikes
>Giants win it all in 2010, 12, 14
>Doyers team of the decade
U fakin wot m8
DOGGIE DOOS KEK
BASED AND BIRDPILLED
>Braves went 1-4 in the 90s
>Were still considered the tam of the 90s over the Yankees
That's just how it be
F to Troy Tulowitzki
Scumbag
Based. St.louis are chads
it’s happening
can you still cross a ballpark off your bucket list if you visit it but dont watch a game?
Im going to seattle soon but the M's wont be in town
not really, and if is no hard feelings. give us that juicy prospect of yours
noa syndie to the yankies!!! yankies get syndie!! IM SO HAPPY :D
if the can convince them to sell you the grasshoppers and eat them, you can cross it off
Never 4get
I'd say no
o fugg is it real??
IT'S REAL :DD
but I dont know when I'll be back
what if we take cano’s contract back
I blame the syndies
t.gsg
no it isnt.
37th for The Washington Baseball Eagles
>dodgers trading a farm arm for some dfa'd shitter
clearly the bullpen is not s priority
I don't think Mets fans are upset to get rid of that bum at all
>traded a nobody for a nobody
who cares
>Cubs lead the series 6-3
What a laugh.
>cubs lead series
but do they have a de jong?
They have DeBoystown
this cardinals cubs nlcs will be a classic
*cards doyers round 3
ftfy
Nah, one of the cardinals and cubs will make the wild card and beat the doyers in the NLCS imo. Doyers are due for an early exist desu
>NLCS
nlds*
>scherzer
deGrom closing the gap for back-to-back cy youngs
Noah to Yanks. Its fucken happening, holy shit.
just found this gem
>tired after 4 whole winning seasons
sounds about right
did baseball start in 2010 for you or something? The brewers have had more than 4 winning seasons
BASED BIRD
Yes
The Brewers have never won a world series
What could >your team give the Mets for Noah Syndergaard?
now suck
based
>What could your team give up for an injury prone MORP who lost his stuff
I can give you a whole lot of lottery tickets and Nick Williams
the nationals have never won a playoff series
More like noah smellygard
But my team has won multiple world series :)
Clint, Thairo Estrada, German, plus a reliever or 2 of their choice not named chapman/betances/otto/britton
fuck off cubs fan!
can any mets fans tell me what happened with the decline syndergaard? Aside from the baby disease??
clubhouse norovirus
its more the team is fixing their shit and at this point, it might as well be better to sell and gain prospects in turn for noah. Hes an amazing pitcher still, but he has to be dealt. Degrom is the one true ace regardless, and I guess they keep matz and vargas
what is going on lads?
i took an nap and nothing is happening yet
>vargas
why?
You expect to get a good return on him? He still can probably get you a good haul but nothing compared to the last couple years at least
>cl0rk
im betting the Astros get Syndergaard because the Mets want to hurt the Yankees
kek, can't see that mascot the same after that TV blunder
They should trade vargas. Keep deGrom, Wheeler, Matz, and Kay and Lockett will be ready next year.
Did they really need to write "cardinals" on the cardinal
Yes. St Louis isn't very bright and they can use every bit of help.
did you expect more from political cartoonists writing about sports?
It's from a Wisconsin newspaper, try again
I think that wheeler stays anyway. Vargas is a weird player in where I dont expect anyone to get him unless they need a 5th starter or someone to aid their bullpen (*cough cough*dodgers)
at best, this season is good for players like alonso and rosario and mcneil, plus degrom being amazing with his starts, just getting no fucking run support
angels cards world series tbqh
miku is fucking cringe
I love Micker!
mlb.com writers are so desperate for hot stove shit, ya love to see em flailing for non-stories
rockies retard defense just let up a double steal without a pitch thrown up by 2 lmao
Based retards
Cockies are the most /smallbrain/ team in baseball
how did the pebbles spiral into last place so quickly?
who's the most /bigbrain/, then?
nyy v bos gamethread
daddies
you, for those quads
Rays or A's
Brad Ausmus
Tampa, they came up with the opener strategy and they were shifting aggressively on every batter long before that became normal.
athletics
Daily reminder that Mike Trout is the greatest player in history through age 27.
athletics traded donaldson for no reason and drafted kyler murray 9th overall in the draft
they're pretty stupid if you ask me
>le scared of the playoffs man
>trading donaldson is bad
they play excellent small ball dipshit
not really
Is it true that if he's still playing well in his 30s that he's on steroids? Look at Cano, he had to start taking steroids so that he wouldn't decline in his 30s and then he got busted.
>doesn't understand how baseball works
Even if Trout was an ace pitcher on top of being an elite hitter, baserunner, and fielder, he still couldn't carry that shitty Angels team by himself
>Yeah, Brewers fans aren't too bright and Cubs fans are too drunk to remember what a Cardinal is.
Fixed that for you.
The all-time greats played well at age 40, before anyone heard of steroids.
Cubbies are the smartest team in the sport desu.
Theo is a wizard and routinely fleeces teams.
my point is he shouldve left that shit team to play for a competent front office
*signs darshit*
But in mid-century they were taking amphetamines.
Dodgers are the smartest team in the majors. We literally are turning AAA guys into stars like Justin Turner and Max Muncy. Then we got the best steals in the trade market.
No, he could still be playing well in his 30s without PEDs. PEDs just make it way less likely for players to decline in their early 30s, and they can make a huge difference for guys who are injury prone. Like Tulowitski just retired because his body broke down when he was 29, if he was juicing the way guys did in the "steroid era" he might still not only be in pro baseball but playing at a high level.
The newest one is getting Josiah Gray from the reds in the Puig trade. They had no idea what they had in him.
*trades for darshit*
*trades for machado*
*loses both world series*
t. fan of team that never gets to the world series
*spits*
scumbag
this is utter pure psychoplasty
>Be Lillies
>Draft Mickey Moniak over Ian Anderson for the first overall pick in 2016
He wasn't even the best outfielder in that draft either. Lillies gonna Lillies
Ohhhh you better shut the fuck up
Thank for the free top 10 quality pitcher there Philthie guy. Maybe Moniak will be at best a shitter version of Yellich when he's on a different franchise team after this year hahaha
Ian Anderson wasn't even the best pitcher that year either. That would be Forrest Whitley
Next asshole gets the batch
i'm sorry i didn't know
His team drafted the biggest number 1 overall pick bust in all of mlb in the past century, if not all of sports in the past century. Seethie Lillles fan you are!
>fernando rodney
LOL EVERY TIME
I don't know why the manager thought he could make old ass Fernando Rodney pitch three times in two days
Monitoring this thread closely
>stankees
Shouldn't you be at training camp?
shouldnt you be locked up in my sex dungeon?
>be stankees
>stank it up
astros desu
Good game, Rockies. Stay mad, Mets.
Why would you name a team after tugging on your cock?
White Sox?
yankees
Why would you name a team after a place little kids put their backpacks and coats in kindergarten?
Why would you name a team after returning lost jewelry?
Why would you name a team after being in good shape?
Why would you name your team after the dog from the jetsons?
Why would you name a team after the racial slur used to insult the true native owners of your country?
there isn’t a team called the kikes user
Why would you name your team after being an incel woman hater?
That's what happens when the Lillies drafted baseballs version of Bobby Hill. You get useless shit for being shit.
i think baseball would be much more enjoyable if they added more skill based components from cricket
Also they only drafted him not because it was Klentaks first year of his sitcom GM series, but because they thought Mickey Moniak had a good name for a baseball player. Not even making that shit up.
But how mad will YOU be if the Mets trade Syndergaard to the Braves?
You can't call Moniak a bust yet, even if he is a clear overdraft.
Why in gods green earth would the Mest trade Thor to their division rivals unless they uironically admit being the Braves basement dwelling bitch in the middle of the season.
The Mets and the Braves have not played a meaningful game against each other in probably 18 years
He's a bust user. He was mostly drafted because his name had a good ring on potential baseball cards. Also because hes a poor mans version of Yellich that was Daniel Jones style of a reach.
So I stand correct as the Mest being the Braves bottom bitch then.
>He's a bust user.
He's 21 in AA and having a good year. You can't call him a bust yet. Doesn't mean he won't be one or that he wasn't over drafted. He was drafted because he showed a really good hit tool in a strong high school baseball area and projected to stick in CF. I don't know who Daniel Jones is so I don't know what to make of that.
What’s the dankest cardinals meme you got?
Daniel Jones is this years meme reach from the NFL Draft that makes most Jets picks in recent years like reaching for the cookie jar. Mickey Moniak was 2016s meme reach pick. Also you say because he came from a strong high school baseball area means anything in the world of modern MLB. Kids got bust written all over it that makes even Appel look promising despite not playing for 3 years.
That happens every week to someone
Jets have a good player drafted so thats a win
There's an NLDS every week?
The Jets draft good players in the first round most of the time, it's the rest of the draft where they suck.
How much dishonor did Tanaka bring to glorious Nippon tonight?
No some fat ass wins the game with a home run.
Coming from a strong high school baseball area is actually has a lot to do with making it the modern MLB. The vast majority of players come from a few specific regions. There are outliers and good players who get overlooked because they don't come from these areas, but it doesn't change the math.
Moniak was over drafted at 1-1, but he was absolutely a first round talent and is having a good year in AA at 21.
Why would you name a team after the points on a compass?
I think baseball would be more enjoyable if they used Canadian children as bases and base runners are required to jump on each bag three times to advance.
You act like hes the second coming of Bryce Harper or some shit. Which if that's what they were aiming for, the now the option is wasted since now they have the man they were trying to copy/get before they said fuck it and actually got the man
You are Philthie fan are you
go astros
>You act like hes the second coming of Bryce Harper or some shit.
No, I'm just saying he's 21 and having a good year in AA and you can't consider him a bust yet because of that alone. Let alone the biggest bust of the last ~20 years in baseball or sports generally. Its absurdist language. Judging from Moniak's power numbers in high school, I'm sure no one in the Phillies organization thought he was going to be Bryce Harper.
No, I'm a Yankees fan.
Why would you name a team after a cookie?
..?
Oh. Hey Chicago
>le yinzer thought the pierats were gonna win the NLC
doggie doos kek
Why are the whos so bad? Just the Indians had a chance to finally catch up to the slumping Twins, they had to play the whos. Why?
That's just the way the world is. You may as well ask why grass is green.
>be losedians
>win
>but still lose
kek
They're losing now though?
giolito isn't even bad. Cruz hit three (3) home runs against him tonight. the twins bats are just stupid hot right now
Klentak thought he was, and at worse would be a pre MVP Yellich. Except him to either being traded off at some point for cash considerations or he never makes into the MLB
>giolito isn't even bad
>5.0 IP 7 H 7 ER 7 R 2 BB 4 HR
>white sux
>Klentak thought he was
Can you link me up the exact quote?
>trade off at some point for cash considerations
At what point? I don't think they even need to add him to the 40-man until after the season. If his value was that low, they'd just let him keep playing.
The dodge hers
God this division is a joke.
Cashman need a bullet
>giving up 19 runs to a team shut out by Adrian Wojnarowski
19-3
Boston still lost to the Dodgers
>Stankees
I wish the Yankees would shit on Boston so I could give the retarded red six fans shit and make their liv s miserable
Even when my Yankees lose we win, this blowout just means Cashgod will trade for 2 elite pitchers. Thanks Red Cux.
He’s too retarded to do that
God bless you Inspector
>First time the entire season yankees play in fenway a month away from the playoffs
>blown out 19-3
>first time in history yankees have a promising looking farm
>trade it all for rentals only to get eliminated in the first round of the playoffs
But the Yankee farm teams are performing good.
Holy based
Also nate eovaldi is the handsomest man in baseball
Know your place boston: as losers
Why can’t bad things happen to the Red Sox?
if we get bumgarner, we will be unstoppable.
we do not forgive, we do not forgive. expect us.
This moment saved Yea Forums
they do. this is their world series anyway
[spoiler]Anthony Recker[/spoiler]
The rest of baseball conspires to cock block the Yankees and help boston
100 losses
fuck no.
Why and how would you spoil Anthony Recker?
you gotta go harder for that first pick, detroit's still outlosing you
Then why does Boston make trades for other team aces for a bag of balls, but the Yankees give up so much, if the other teams are willing to give the Yankees their best?
How many games are The Sox ahead by in standings again?
>literally block Arod from going to the red sox so he can go to new york
>red sox still win the world series
I think this Detroit team is worse than the 2003 one.
ah yes the blockbuster red sock trade for....
andrew cashner
Rodriguez didn't end up in Boston because the union does not allow players to give up money guaranteed in their contracts. Boston wanted Arod to literally lower his salary for an already signed contract, irrespective of Texas eating money. When that was shot down, Boston then decline to complete the trade at Arod's contractual salary. New York didn't get involved until Boone tore his knee up playing pick up basketball.
Everyone knew teams with Arod would never win
So why does Boston have good pitchers, and the Yankees haven’t for so many years?
yankees play in a little league stadium
God bless the Red Sox organization, I'm talking about the organization, class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? They knock down the cathedral! Oh way to go, way to go GOOD THINKING. Now when I go to this new fucking plastic replica of a stadium empty seats, watch when we go back home, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jagg-offs on their phone, not even watching the fucking game, waving at the camera! Good, good decision you front office you fuckin morons.
We use to go to the ball park and say, "That's where Mickey Mantle homered!", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That’s where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". Now you can't do that anymore, now you go to this new fuckin place "Ah, that's where Texeira pulled his left nostril!"
Good for the Red Sox, good for them. I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs that's what I'd like to see. There I said it, I don't give a fuck, call me whatever you want, call me an uncle tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking!
That doesn’t explain the road performance
Twins with 5 dingers again
Pls shit on Boston in October
I wish the yankees played in my butt
most players are worse away
They also tucked the fences in at the new shithole and then pretended they didn't because they left them the same at a few specific marked sections. It's a fucking joke.
19 runs though
They did stated they got him because he be the only player they thought who they wouldn't have to overpay for when he reached major levels, and would rather spend that hard earned cash in the second round. Basically they got him not because he was a good player, but the projected cheapest one.
based user
Okay, that's a very different thing than what the post I was responding to said they thought about him. I assume you're a different poster? No link either? I don't want to insult anyone, but a link would be a lot better than your memory. Photographic as it might be.
calling up jace peterson was an elite tanking move, they'll catch detroit soon
I am a different poster, but here's one of the archived copy pastas here billypenn.com
>TEX: Joey Gallo to undergo hamate bone surgery
>out for 6 weeks
sabathia to undergo ham sandwich
>against whos pitching
Doesn't count you nazi.
Regardless whoever stated Moniak earlier, they did have a point he isn't aging as well as the Phillies billed him to be.
cardinals=Yea Forums
cubs=reddit
I want to kiss Micker!
BASED
again?
seems like every week he needs it
how much do you weigh
>19-3
unironically what did they mean by it
that its a game that happened and you shrug it off
BASED BIRDS IN FIRST
No matter the run difference, it’s only 1 loss
sox motivated to win big to try and come back in the division
yanks pitching in a bad situation after the series vs. twins
gib kirby yates pls
indians need to win
or fucking deal bauer and get someone big for the farm
fuck this WC bullshit
>Vic posting on Yea Forums
Now that is based
Hope my team wins. Figured I'd sign this post so you know how I feel.
>fat brown person
absolutely disgusting
fuck the discord, fuck the admins, fuck the fatties, fuck the autism, fuck jizz jazz, and most of all, fuck NIGGERS
Boss cat cat dig it.
-Boss cat
what team?
Boss cat's a fan of all teams. Boss cat (me) just loves the sport. Thought you should know how I feel.
-Boss cat
yes but what team?
Red Sox pitching is horrendous. No excuse for the Yankees to only put up three runs (one gifted on a walk) on Rick
You're going to piss boss cat off. If you read my history, you would know that boss cat is NOT to be fucked with. Just thought you should know how I feel.
-Boss cat
ok but which team?
BOSS CAT IS GOING TO BLOW
A FUCKING
GASKET
Just thought you should know how I feel.
-Boss cat
i'm sorry boss cat i'm just wondering what team?
It's come to my attention that some assholes in this genny are FUCKING with my subordinates. You Speds Mess with the bull and get the horns .
-Boss boss cat
hmmmmmm ok but what team?
omigoshies!!!
This is fucking insane
who the fuck is boss cat?
fuck out of here boss cat and boss boss cat
I think you might be a mariners fan
Bro as a fan of team I hope they win tonight. @ me for further discussion of the matter,
alright what team
>a'sssssssssssssssssssssss
wa ha ha
Alright fellas I'm officially holding court.
As I see it my team winning would be good and cool.
On the other hand, losing? That would suck!
Just another solid gold gem from the cool sports boss.
this is madness!!! back to the discord for me dog....
I'm scared...
your team sucks.
I'll be honest, I'm not sure about how my team is playing. We are doing well but I'm concerned that our team simply isn't going to win. we've had decades where we did win, and then many where we did not win.
I'm glad i'm still banned from the discord
fuck mods
ok but what team?
Orix Buffaloes
This guy checks out. Takes a real man to roll with the punches and get "in on the joke".
This guy's with me.
Dodgers are going to bootyblast the stankees in the world series.
alright that's based. at least you gave me an answer unlike those unbased psychos up there
ikr? it doesn't take much
they're either mentally deranged, or having brain issues
do you retards smell burnt toast right now?
>implying the Knicks offseason isn't the annual tragedy Manfred uses this year to justify rigging for the Yankees
AUSTIN BARNES --> MINORS.
PRAISE FRIEDMAN
Even if the Yankees scored 10 runs, it wouldn’t be enough. No excuse for the bats, but that isn’t the reason for the loss.
Was Smiff brought up then?
Id rather Martin get dumped than Barnes though. If you're gonna two useless offensive catchers, I'd take the one that can at least run
no news on that but it seems like the obvious move.
they're going to have like 4 white/light skinned rookies
50 straight walkoffs incoming
I'm excited. tfw next year we'll have a renovated stadium and a ton of nasty young blood
Osaka Toin is too strong bros
after 14 innings they manage to go to ssemiss of osaka qualies....
thier empire is striking back
I miss ABG
Ah fuck, I can't seem to find abg anywhere!
who?
This game is one sided as fuck how is it still tied
now now i am so nervouss beaucse this game that i eated half an pudding and i am holding myself to not eat more ssweet thing
What if you're the sweet thing
OMG THE GAME IS TIED
THE GAME IS TIED
abg if you are nihonjin why is your flag brazil?
ABG died in a pudding mishap
ITS HAPPENEIGNGJAISDFADJSDASDAS
OSAKA TOIN IS OUT OF SUMMER KOSHIEN!
>no news on that
Will Smith confirmed to be brought up.
omigosh
good
Do you guys really need this general on top of How popular is boreball ffs
Doggie doos
God damnit what the fuck abg
t. Kansas shitty fan
Narrowed the doggie doos faggot down. It's either a lifelong, a roylels fan, or a vagiants fan that came back from his hiatus. Either way talk shit about us then dont expect not to get hit back.
Doggies kek Dogs
Doggie doos is the hottest meme going
itss true, it shappening
t. lifelong/kc flyover/ vagiants fag
but what the doggies poster is a yankees fan? also KEK DOGGIES KEK
what if i'm the doggies poater?
i will posst an without my mouse showing up version later
Yanks
WARNING: FORCED MEME IN PROGRESS
suck!
Just give me some more time...
HEY YANKEES
>trying to troll us
>"kek doggie doos kek sooo funny hurhhurdurr"
you guys are pathetic and unfunny
kek doggie doos
I want to fuck Satania.
can't spell choke in the world series like THE DOGGIES OF DOO ANGELES KEK
astros yankees and sox dont seem to shitpost in their game threads
These fags are endless material
>doggie doos
How the fuck are the indians about to blow this ahahaha how many have they had stranded in extra innings
what if doggie doos poster is a dodgers fan himself?
Sick em aj!!
We need the inspector
doggie doos kek doggie doos
Allow him to solve this puzzle...just give him some time...
These doggie doo assholes are driving me bananas
If we put our trust in him he won't fail is....he never has...
rags wonned?
eternal royals guy is doggie doos poster!
we just have to be faithful
btw what is this thing about dogs and dodgers? what started it?
I honestly had no idea
Cubs fan queer :)
Well, you see, the Dodgers are a failure of a franchise who have spent billions and billions of dollars to choke in the postseason.
DOGGIES!!!! :)
It's the "cubs fan here" poster's doing
this i know, but where dogs get into it?
>A'ss
Is this, dare i say it, NOT their year?
Doggies! Kek!
gotta be that rangers asshole
It's a forced meme by 1 poster who is obsessed by the doyers.
Let's Go Royals *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Doggie doos kek!
it's dodgers momiji poster out for revenge
cubs fan here
>doggie doos kek
the holy trinity
perhaps it's a sewers fan seeking revenge for gaysconsin shitposting
we just have to keep guessing! eventually we will strike gold!
were running a rat race here......driving into the fog with no headlights..........
What if it's nto even a sports fan. What if it's a Stranger Things fan doing extreme crossover shitposting
it's mo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
post the dykes MILKERS
i'm the doggie poster.......
I knew it... Mo'Lester rise from the grave to exact his revenge on the genny
Dodgers run this genny. Forever living rent-free here. Keep posting.
oh we're rent free right now... you are so mad,... oh we own you.. oh youlll pay for that
LIVING RENT-FREE
I
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Just a sample of things to come...
>rent free
and the dodgers are ring free this decade KEK!
I am SO sorry. It was meant for
Yu Darvish
Manny Machado
Brian Dozier
LIVING IN YOUR EMPTY CRANIUM RENT-FREE
KEEP DODGERING THE GENNY
kek
what if the doggie poster is a dodgers poster?
OH!!!
Oh my....
Oh goshies....
OH BASED!!!
You think you'll get away with this stupid doggie doos meme post but you won't. You fucked with the wrong 4channers :)
The rent is free!! stop memeing please!! rent free ememes noo please oh dear god help! help!!
These doggie doos are giving me the fits!
OH YOU'RE OBSESSED
AND THE DODGERS HAVE YOU POSSESSED
KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT
DODGERS 2019 WS CHAMPS GIVES YOU A FRIGHT
rent free assholes! RENT FUCKING FREE!!! please for the love of god I cant take it anymore!!
B-B-BASED!
THE PAYMENT IS FREE!!!!!
OH MY LORD IM SO SCARED GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>doyers seething
i think it's the other way around desu
Heh pay rent kiddo? Gott im Himmel save me from this waking nightmare
>own the dodgers
>lose to the orielels
the anglels everyone
Who would have known that "doggie doo" would have triggered the entire Dodgers fanbase into a red eyed crying wojak
RENT FREE!!
I SAID RENT FREE!!!!
HAHHAHAH YOU COCKSUCKERS! PLEASE STOP IT!!
>doyers
everytime
Imagine being triggered by a baseball organization so badly that you spam a forced meme non-stop.... LMAO.
Please keep posting it and reminding everyone how the Dodgers live rent-free throughout /mlb.
oh i own ya
and i just owned ya
put a ball into the seats
make you retreat
my feet are up
sipping my tea
now that the rent is free
doggie doo kek
based trips
what if the rent free dodgers posters are trying to throw us all off? what if the doggies poster is a dodgers poster????????????????
what if the doggie doos poster already accomplished his mission in making the doggie doos seethe so left?
what if it's trevor bauer
Based Bauer
doggie kek doggie
where is the fucking respect?!
Rent free! Please show mercy!
Nice digits man, much respect!
oh fuck yall oh please go easy on us.
if someone likes play baseball on PC
Super Mega Baseball 2 is like 9,99 on Steam
does it have jeets in it
I'm going back to those other websites where they RESPECT me and MY TEAM
you can custom the team and make an team of custom teams only
more like a cumstom team
EXTRA INNINGS
Can you guys talk about us some more? please?
You stink!
ewwie
Please show us mercy I beg
I am on my knees for mercy
This is /mlb/
who?
uum.. is this a baseball team?
comfy west coast extra innings game
baseball? but this is /mlb/
doggie doos kek
Dodgers!
inc trout game ending homer
that's gonna be a doggie doo from me dawg
i was incorrect
Hey /mlb/, what's going on?
We'll remember doggie doo as the straw that broke the choking camel's back
wow is this dodgers fan still talking about the doggie doo meme? pretty sad desu, it's been years
doo doo doggies lmao
Rent free please stop
you're so mad look I've had enough mercy
Mad at the Dodgers? Haha but seriously, please stop for now. I may need to go to other sites.
pic related but seriously just take it easy
Dodgers receive:
Noah Syndergaard
Mets receive:
Doggy doo!
It was the Mets all along!
Hey Faggots,
My name is Zack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any baseballs? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you're probably too scared to step foot into a ballpark. This is even worse than watching your baseball games on a stream in some random
virus aids ridden ass website.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the baseball collecting team, and I've snagged over 10000 baseballs. What hobby do you have, other than "watching drawn japanese baseball cartoons KEK"? I also fucked max scherzer's wife (left the cumrag to the side but that's another story entirely), and have this new banging fort bragg commemorative baseball (Just fuckin snatched it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
Don't mind me, just living rent-free ;^)
This pic make ya mad? Make ya seeth? Make ya twist up inside?
Well anyway, fair's fair lol, just a bit of banter back, now we're even, okay? Lol let's call a truce
Please gentlemen, this forum is designed for relevant discussion of Major League Baseball™ and some of this so called “meme posting” which a few of you are partaking in is off topic.
looks like he is about to doo in his pant kek
it's the schwarber poster! he's the mastermind!!
Cubs never forget and never forgive!
Doyers will pay for their atrocities!
I bet it's all those lifelong Braves fans since May 2019.
Glad you approve. I've had it with their coming into our threads and ruining it for us. I can't watch the game without all this fear and anxiety eating away at me. Enough is enough.
Alright this is fucking funny as fuck! I gotta say these memes are fuckin FIRE BABY! Now if we could just take it down a notch, haha we wanna keep it funny for a long time dont wanna over use it
>cusbs
a reminder for who really runs this joint
for me it’s #yeli
Please have mercy for the love of god
Look I'm in my knees...palms up. I dont want no trouble. I swear
*loads revolver*
*gets off horseback*
Somebody call for the lawman?
oh praise mercy in heaven our prayers have been answered
LETS GO OREOS
ohhhhhhhh noooooooooo!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
migosh...
oreos pulled it off
kek I may have spoken too soon
ORIOLES BLOWING THE GAME
>can't throw a strike with his fastball
lmao call stands
Baseball is the only sport where it's possible to play forever
>one of these teams is tanking
can you tell which one?
This game is so kino.
What a bullshit call.
And Ohtani being disappointing yet again.
it looked pretty inconclusive to me, idk what the announcers were seeing that I wasn't
In close calls like that, even if it's 70% safe 30% out they will still go with out every time just to protect the umpire's credibility.
Robots can't come soon enough.
oh kek
ORIOLES BACK
HOLY FUCK LOL
kek that pitcher
we've just reached further kino levels with this pitcher
angels announcers shitting on the strikezone
56 mph fastball
And now it's over. Man that's an embarrassing loss.
ahhahahhahhahahahhaa
to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory
>only position player win in 50 years
>only position player save in 50 years
what a meme club
>castillo opening
they could just start the jays with a 2-run lead
Is it pretty much safe to say at this point that spending money on "eliete" Japanese pitchers is just a bad idea?
>Dice k
>Darvish
>Tanaka
You faggots wont stop offering garbage prospects for Stroman so now they may extend him thanks alot dipshits bunch of pansy ass pinheads I am livid simply livid
WHERES
MUH
PROSPECTS
For me it’s watching the dodgers lose three consecutive World Series against a team from each AL division
pure kino desu
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE PROSPECTS RATKINS
WHERE ARE THEY
I DEMAND QUALITY PROSPECTS
YANKEES GIBE GARCIA REEEEEEE
Is Dombrowski capable of gathering/keeping enough prospects to build a quality farm system?
If all Ratkins can do is extend Stroman and a couple dumpster dives then they can both resign in the offseason for being useless fucking hacks since the rebuild will be 5 years instead of 2
agreed robots or video allerts cant some soon enghout
sssince people sshould be sleeping i decided to make an new thread since is next to limit
...
new thread maybe ok get on it dogs