>Countdown to German GP: www.formula1.com (Scroll down for all session times)
>/f1/-approved series calendar mega.nz/#F!aBlyDayK!HQObvj5d6Tz8asVa70RqDQ
>Other racing on each week, pick your poison docs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit
>Previous Thread: >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism: Passcode: 12481614
>F1 2019 PC /f1/ League Access Code CM#_MQQZVN (League info here )
>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 223 V. Bottas 184 M. Verstappen 136 S. Vettel 123 C. Leclerc 120
>WCC Standings Mercedes 407 Ferrari 243 Red Bull 191 McLaren 60 Renault 39
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium: 166 (168 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 91
>Hund status: Zis is too hot, ve vill surely have a tough time, plus ze new livery might deconcentrate Lewiz
>News Liberty: "How about a qualifying sprint race?" Hulk: "Yeah, I think I'll stay at Renny next year" Steiner: "Still seething at these two cunts driving for me" Drivers: "Gravel run offs yeah", teams: "No, fuck you"
2 class wins at lemon 2 class wins at petit lemon And many more podiums. I don't think he is needed to show even more. Also he caused alonso to sperg out to a level where the spanish cuck crashed out his car
Jace Allen
Pre 2005 nando is the only good nando
Hudson Gray
but did he have two HOT playstation babes pre 2005?
I've seen things you Netflixbabbies wouldn't believe. Benetton on fire off the pits of old Hockenheim. I watched Schumacher crashing in the dark Monaco tunnel. All those moments will be lost in time, like slicks in rain. Time to MWL.
no longer ran by the english and french, but rather italians
Angel Harris
also seeing this just pisses me off about 2018 all over again >china couldve been on the podium >baku couldve won >france couldve been on the podium >germany you know what happened >monza couldve been a 1-2 finish if vettel saved his overtake on lewis for the straight rather than a chicane on the first fucking lap >CoTA couldve won
the championship couldve been so much closer and more entertaining and I seethe every time I think about it
>check the archive to view this atrocity >thats the only time out of 62 shitposts that I havent put the question mark >it also happens to be the first time Ive ever posted it sasuga, kiwi. you win this time
Caleb Morales
wait no I had TWO fuckups 60 for 62, not a good look
Villeneuve has spebt time with Epstein and was named in Epstein's little black book of contacts.
Ryder Collins
So was Bernie and Eddie Irvine, doesn't make them nonces too, and he had 7 contact numbers for some Brit former politician, it's not a nonce book it's a contact book of the rich and powerful, stop spreading disgusting lies about Jacks.
Oh shit, I thought Eddie and daddy Stroll were the only ones. I like Jacques, I hope his only crime is money laundering or some shit. I'd hate to hate him for being a pedo.
Owen Russell
Damn, didn't know Bernie was there either, hopefully you are right and his only crime is being in a pedo's contact book.
Nicholas Miller
If Bernie was one we would know by now because he would've blurted something out on one of the grid walks, the rumour is that Eddie Irvine in that book is actually Martin Brundle's alias.
the chad Trulli >cucked Alonso so hard Briatore hated him despite being from the same country >was much quicker than Ralf exposing both him and shitter Montoya >cost Michael a record 13 consecutive win streak by masterclass Monaco drive >outqualified Kovalainen when he was still wasn't past who previously beat Fisichella and rivaled Hamilton in qualifying
the virgin Fisichella >cuck to Alonso >barely quicker than Badoer at Ferrari in 2009 despite getting more chances with the car
Wyatt Sullivan
I WANNA FRYY SKY HIIIGH~ LETS GOooOoOO TO GAY BAAR~
Sure thing jarppi. I love the way mwl makes this board seethe. I also love the way espee hates hammo. Although I will admit that he should stop acting like he is struggling to pull off wins and just go full Schumacher and just be an outright dick about it.
I'm 18 though so mwl is pretty much all I've ever seen f1 wise. I started watching in 2015. I do watch old races in my free time but in terms of races I've actually seen live its just been hammo & rosberg/buttass raping the rest of the field.
not the kind of Doktor Schumi gets these days, amirite?
James Stewart
...
Grayson Miller
How much do the German newspapers report on Schumacher's condition?
Ian Ward
Nothing to take serious
Cooper Roberts
Why does Hulk's onboard sound weird?
Carson Barnes
>BAR somehow finished joint-4th overall despite having not great reliability, unable to bag podiums & beat Jordan even though they got podiums >The Jordan was one of the most unreliable cars on the grid but was fast when running at 100% >Arrows drivers said the car was a mix of dangerously fast & scarily bad handling >Prost tied with fucking Minardi overall purely because their car could barely finish races >Jaguar livery had to be re-done last minute in emerald green as British racing green looked black on camera >Title decided at Suzuka at the end of the year
Is it rose tinted glasses or was 2000/early 00s just a big meme time?
> It is expected that Hockenheim and Barcelona will be excluded from next year's 21-race calendar to make room for incoming races in Vietnam and Zandvoort.
>Hockenheim and Barcelona will be excluded nothing of value is lost
Chase Davis
by understanding their endgame
Grayson Martinez
but nothing of value was gained either
Eli Lopez
A Bit. It became depressing when Ferrari was so Dominant that they Started the Season with the Car from the year before and still Won. Not even Merc would pull that shit off nowdays, unless Toto wants to go Full Unterhunden
Matthew Allen
so not a news
Noah Watson
>Not even Merc would pull that shit off nowdays >meanwhile in barcelona
Matthew Green
Which is?
Hudson Morgan
They just playing 5d chess right now. You'll need a very high IQ to understand it
Adam Foster
Maybe they do it next Year. >Das Auto vor zhe 2020 Saison ist not fertig yet. Ve sind truely die Unterhunden in den first few Rennen
Jordan Jackson
zandvoort isn’t renowned for overtaking in lower motorsport classes...
Liam Bailey
One good thing Zandvoort has is the lack of run-offs.
Luke Torres
Nah, hopes of Indy2005 2, toothpaste boogaloo were gained. And hopes of Pirelli JUST with that
James Hughes
business idea: all the flag marshals look like this
>yet another episode of straight people being degens
Gabriel Jenkins
Just had a look and they even have their own resident Finnish autist.
Dylan Anderson
Shall be informing the AFP about this post
Luke Gonzalez
Hi Kevin.
Jackson Ward
>be mercedes >sign up for netflix series for 1 race >it’s hockenheim >let ferrari lead all three practices 1-2 >cue the “oh no ze rot auto” rhetoric >let them lead Q1 and Q2 >”ze cicruit iz too hot” >”we are ze tru underhunden zis year” >Q3 arrives >finally unlock engine strat 1 >Hamilton pole +0.537s >1-2 on sunday
"...the founder of Whyte, Jon Whyte, was the head suspension engineer for Michael Schumacher and the Benetton team that claimed the Driver's World Championship in 1994"
Leo Perry
The plot thickens.
Jaxon Price
Finn would suffice.
Juan Miller
>Rich Energy thinking they had a chance against a cheater
Ferrari can’t even put pedals in the right place good job team
Bentley Wilson
>Daniel (((Ricciardo)))
Parker Long
Guaranteed Gunther is generating a shit mood in the team. If you look at the successful team principals on the grid like Horner or Toto they are serious but pretty laid back, they seem to remove pressure instead of adding it. This kraut/burger/Italian seems to always be a minute away from a Hitler tier meltdown, no wonder a a guy like Grosjean is choking every race with a fucking bully like him and has to see a shrink.
Matthew Fisher
why is there a DTM commercial on Sky Sports narrated by someone who thinks he's in an American metal bands?
Nathaniel Anderson
kek, what a fragile little bitch.
Brandon Parker
>Sky constantly humblebragging for choco senna and Mercedes still not bad enough to get ziggo lmao
>KC: Hello Claire Williams, I was wondering... >Claire: wellobviouslythisentireyearislikearecoverydriveandthepastfewraceshavebeenpartofarecoveryandwehavehadpartscominginfortherecoveryanddidimentionrecoverydrive?
Ethan Gutierrez
...in a Racing Point RB15. I'm not sure if they even got the whole upgrade package here.
Luke King
Based Davidson interrupting Crofty's old man rambling
Bentley Cruz
Lel mercedes wide still 0.146
It's fucking over guys
Caleb White
Wait for party mode.
Henry Hughes
>Mercedes gains a lot of time in the final sector >neither driver can get it right
>Leclerc was slower than Vettel through the second sector as well, and caught traffic before the final corners, but still goes fastest of all by 0.124s with a 1m13.449s. Leclerc? More like LeGOD
Luis Rivera
Do I have to pay for F1TV for timings? Is there any other source?
Leo Reed
>leGOD >slower than balding boomer in a straight line heh
Why does vivienne look like a homosexual hair dresser?
Joshua Nguyen
Hair dresser would have sufficed.
Chase Fisher
So the Mercedes might struggle in the long run but they should have a good pace for quali, right? Would that mean that they'll qualify 1-2 and when it inevitably rains on sunday, they get to keep the 1-2? This is looking like the worst case scenario. 40º all fucking week but not on race day.
Aaron Adams
Nah they're the truly unterhunds, gods faith and gold skill of Hamilton can possibly take that 1st place trophy home.
Luis Sullivan
>"AND LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE GERMAN GRAND PRIX FROM CHARLES LECLERC BY OVER A MINUTE"
*GET IN THERE LEWIS, WHAT AN AWESOME DRIVE*
Jayden Gonzalez
>40C at Hockenheim >hail and snow on Tour De France stage
Looking forward to a future where there is a 50% chance of every sporting event being cancelled by shit weather.
Samuel Campbell
Business idea: indoor F1
Austin Perez
What are you on about fútbol user?
Ferrari should be a tiny bit faster in the quali config and Merc faster in race config. If the track temps fall hard then Ferrari's advantage in quali setup is gone.
Jason Cook
>There are people in this general that unironically thinks this can be possible. They are crazy, man! How can Mercedes be capable of that, remember when Raree dominated by over 10 years? That was really boring to watch!
Angel Hernandez
why have you posted a picture of me? who are you?
Jaxson Johnson
I thought it was the other way around? I mean, if they're struggling with overheating then surely it shouldn't really matter in a single hotlap.
Charles Carter
Classic Toyota
Thomas Robinson
They don't have cooling issues this was the hottest day of the season. It's all down to the track layout long straights helping Ferrari and they have that strong quali mode but they can't use that mode in the race. If the track temps come back down to normal the Merc should be a lot better on the tires.
Cameron Hill
Gimi
Liam Sullivan
You mean Kimi
Sebastian Flores
You mean god
Robert Butler
Pierre Gasly || Welcome back to F1.5 || biggest crashes and most subpar pace || 2019
Levi Powell
Are this uncoming Quads for "GET in there Loowees"?
Owen Ross
headaches from heat cause a whole nother uncomfortable level of pain
>GPDA points out 4 aspects that could improve the show: >Lower weight of the car >Grosjean: "Refuelling would work, 60/70 kg less at the start of the race would be nice" >"We wanted V10s that would have made the cars 150kg lighter but they said no" >Then we also want tyres that overheats less >Money better spread out between the teams >Aero that allows to follow eachother
Jaxon Davis
Also apparently Alex Wurz is the GPDA chairman A bloke who hasn't raced in F1 in 12 years is the president of the association of F1 drivers
>BMX World champion of 1986 and F1 Driver from 1997-2007. Who else do you recommend for the Job? Alonso? I think he is based and he has good Connections to all the drivers
Chase Williams
Ericsson already being exposed by Leclerc. Also fuck english people.
Always liked Ralf but he was the main reason Williams fucked their chances in 2003. He was too good to be No.2 but too beta to be No.1. If Williams had made some team orders in a few races in 2003, I'm pretty sure JPM would have won the title. He would have been ahead of Schumacher by at least 3 points with two races to go.
Jeremiah Barnes
>lighter v10s how?
Lincoln Phillips
No batteries for the hybrid part, this shit is way heavier than any ICE.
Hunter Brown
Batteries
>tf >tp I'd recommed someone who has at least a minimal clue on how it is to race in F1 today. But in reality I'd kick all ex drivers out
Jack Turner
>bmw p85: 82kg >current units: at least 145kg just tweak the rules
Michael Howard
This is my rifle This is my gun
Dylan Lopez
>rating buttass lmao
Isaac Walker
Open the pic, it's a much worse driver
Josiah Hill
/Bíz/ idea: No eletronic, more old school mechanical cars.
>Imagine being this shithead that you would like to return to Mclaren after 2007.
Alexander Gonzalez
Yes. Can't wait for 15 years of Amx-Lecute-Mick dominance
Retards will say "le old track waz boring lel" but it wasn't, it was fucking amazing and fuck spectators, nobody even goes to the races in Germany anyway.
Daniel Lee
Mick has to prove himself in F2 first.
Matthew Lee
Ok guys, be honest, how boring will this week's race be?
Xavier Wilson
I've been sad and shit this whole week so the race should be a good one to compensate.
Easton Edwards
Hopefully Vettel crashes again.
Wyatt Hall
Not rain. Still cold for a HWL. No sun. Rain after Race/Qualy.
Lewis isn't retiring FIA needs him to beat all of Schumachers records
Zachary Collins
1992 was the peak for F1 car aesthetics. What I'd give to go back to short, wide cars with the droopy noses and narrow, simple front wings.
None of that electronics bullshit though.
Must suck to be an F1 guinea pig. Failures like that are almost to be expected and nobody will give you any credit when you've finished your job and got everything ready for the race drivers.
Connor Miller
I've been watching F1 since 1998 and you're full of shit
the 2019 Ferrari is the best looking car ever, after the 2008 BMW-Sauber
Jaxon Bailey
1992 cars are pretty nice looking but the real peak was 1998
Forgot to add that F1 cars just look wrong without a halo and it was an improvement in visuals even though I would have preferred the shield types more for aesthetics
