Heem

Even tuivasa has his own podcast, what is your excuse for not having a podcast /heem/?

BJ Penn is undefeated
I will be the man to put an end to his streak

DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH ZANE SIMON NATE WILCOX EUGENE S ROBINSON DANIEL SHEA LUKAS SCHOTT DEREK CONNOR RUEBUSCH

most irrelevant top contender ever?

lmfao

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I'm picking this thread because it hasn't been juggled for 13 hours

some things spammy will never be able to do

>play football
>swim
>run
>jump
>dance
>walk
>talk to a women
>not disgust a women
>walk

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Dana white lookin for a fight it’s tuesday night and I’m feelin alrite

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Is ferguson even really that good?

Tony Ferguson isn't a good fighter. He's a great fighter.

PFL is tonight if you are an ESPN+ subscriber. It's a better card than UFC 240.

a joker is a better card then 240

I still can't decide if I like their point system

Tony Ferguson isn't a great fighter. He's a superb fighter.

Argentine boxer Hugo Santillan died on Thursday, just four days after suffering numerous injuries in his fight with Uruguayan fighter Eduardo Javier Abreu

Santilla suffered a blood clot in his brain and suffered cardiorespiratory failure before he died of cardiac arrest, according to ESPN. He was 23.

amp.si.com/boxing/2019/07/25/hugo-santillan-boxer-death-fight-injuries

crazy to think that a gentleman's sport like boxing could be so barbaric smdh

More like deadxing

>pillowsuffocate

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Day of the pillow

I need heemed fighters to faceapp

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good night, sweet prince

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haha good

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Wow, I can't believe we're getting to see Cyborg fight again. What a time to be alive.

wake up kamerun

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*ahem*

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30-27.

>Ali, save me!

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Who is this disgusting fighter?

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*puts the audience to sleep*

youtu.be/1G2QUKtXSlI
kek chael calling usman "kamara"

Meanwhile in Northern Europe they die from heat cuz these dumbasses build their houses (England.France,Germany,Nederlands,Belgium)to absorb the sunlight in winter and now they absorb the heat wave lol
I don't know who are the dumbest.Them or Stipe Miosic?So far Stipe Miosic is my epitome horse of stupidity but shit happens

(pic related Stipe Miosic after Ngannou rematch)

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>got his shit pushed in by canson tibau
>could only dryhump cans like trujillo and healy to decision
>couldnt even finish a chinlet and cardiolet in bumbozo
>ducked tony because owwwie my ribs! :(
>ducked tony again because owwwie my tiramisu tummy fatass :(
>ducked tony again because owwwie conor hurt my feelings by calling me a goatfucking pedophile :(
>biggest win is a coked up semi retired featherweight cardiolet
>second biggest win is a part time real estate agent on a days notice who spent months training for a striker
>has literally ducked every high level wrestler possible
>is an ovissexual
>has a fat pig wife
>diddles kids
>is a virgin
>has seizures

Is there a bigger fraud in sports?

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look at this face lol I bet he's thinking something that a superior iq couldnt even take it serious

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Tibau won every round

*wins*

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Another joke is that Stipe Miosic is also a fireman.Is it possible for someone with top cardio for 5 rounds to be a fireman too??inhaling smokes etc? lol I mean this guy is the biggest scum in the history of ufc.There isn't a single photo of him into a fire zone.All of his photos are taken in the fire station.I bet the guy is sleeping most of the day in the office and been paid for it

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Who revved the Greek again?

If Stipe Miosic is a fireman I'm Rocco Siffredi

always been a big Sepultura guy myself

Stipe Miocic to ESPN: Cleveland Browns are ‘making the playoffs’ this season

WOW STIPEE SCATOSIC this is incredible.Browns are gonna make the divisional playoffs.WTF that just blows my mind.Awesome!!

(pic related is the only fans that still support Cleveland Browns,Stipe Miosic and his Crot refugees-relatives

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life revved him

Almost done watching TUF s17 on fight pass, this is a good season. Which one should I watch next?

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TUF 10 is GOAT

How long till the first death in the UFC

which fighter has the worst fanbase?

Which coaches? 17 is comfy because Chael is such a bro and he has good banter with Jon

what if schaub is a ghost

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Ferguson

We may never know what gravity is. One of the biggest mysteries in science is the nature of gravity. For something we interact with constantly, we really don't know that much about it. Newton tried to tackle the issue but only came up with a general way of expressing how it behaves, not what it is. And even then, Newton was very slightly off. Einstein took that further but he himself spent his last decades trying to figure out just what gravity is, but again to no avail. Today scientists know how gravity behaves in the framework of spacetime and can predict it very accurately, but what the force itself is remains unknown. Ideas on this range from the existence of an elementary particle known as the graviton that mediates the force of gravity. The trouble is, gravitons have never been found and there is doubt that they even exist. Another take on it is how Einstein described gravity as a warp in spacetime or an inherent acceleration towards massive objects. The trouble is this is an incomplete view and again simply describes how it behaves, not what it is. Perhaps the most strange aspect of gravity is that as far as a force of nature goes, it's incredibly, incredibly weak. Look around you- just to hold you to the ground, you need the entire mass of planet earth to generate enough gravity to do it. Yet we routinely defeat the force of gravity when we launch space probes. Why it's so weak adds to the mystery. And recent work to determine if gravity is weak because it's mostly leaking into other dimensions came up negative. While we may someday understand its nature completely, there's also a chance that we never will.

Rampage vs Rashad

Features Kimbo, Roy Nelson, Schaub

id love to heem this chad. Rarely felt so much rage from a picture on /heem/

This man knows his mma

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Lmao definitely watching this

>have you seen icarus? pull that up, jamie. every level of the russian government and their olympic program was working to dope the athletes and they have been doing it for decades.
>those dagestanis are just different, man

Khapedophile

Find the total iq in the video above
1.

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It's essential heemcore.

Replying to
@GamebredFighter
I want you to be the champ..I respect talent and work ethic of wrestlers..but their boring to watch
..it's awkward watching dudes laying on top each other..like they're cuddling and snuggling...it gets kinda creepy...I like watching strikers

This dude's super gay and in denial lol

>DASTIN, I NAT UNDERESTIMATING DIS GAI, IS GOOD FIGHTER, BUUT HES NAT AN MY LEVEL. I SMESH HIM LIKE I DO ALL THE OTHER GAIS

no im not

Miosic and Jessica Eye

Diaz brothers

I like how they openly said that there are medical companies that can help you pass the test but they made it look like that we are the only one who use peds

Fuck you bitch

for sure my man, some beast judges

>Sanchez vs Pearson
>Benavidez vs Cejudo
>Dariush vs Dunham
>Kish vs Ansaroff
some real munster decisions my man

Yeah u are lol i bet ur dreaming about my sweet little ass already and u better believe i take my squats seriously

post pics pls

I wish we could just permit ped use rather than reward people that can afford the good stuff

>trained with Montel
>reminds dana of jon jones
>trained with Ode
>reminds dana of conor mcgregor
fuck, maybe I shouldn't have quit training. I could have reminded him of Rory because of my autism.

All jokes aside khabib is very lucky to be where he is right now, he really has ducked just about every elite level wrestler in his weight class.

I saw an interview with guy who was part of the team who worked with peds during soviet times and he said that nobody would do this because athletes are dumb as fuck and they just would eat everything they can find to get as fast/big as possible so they lifespan would be about 20-25 years. At least they do pct

Is this the best bunda in mma?

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I wouldn't call it ducking, he's just never really been in a position to fight one. Who could he have fought? Bendo was long gone by the time Khabib did anything, same with Frankie and Maynard, Thomson was never that elite. The only real wrestler he could have fought was Eddie and I don't think he ducked him.

Not a fan of Max Hpoologay

big fan of smacks hallway

Big fan of Ben Askren

Ooh, blyat!

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Big fan of Big Brown

Max Holloway = Wack All-the-way

big fan of killing myself I SUCK FUCK I HATE MYSELF

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big fan of poop pee

dude you dont know shit about the NFL

Has he beat a good fighter who isn't flushed yet?

who?

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For me it's Poois J Gompeez

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Luque.

the browns are actually trending up. They're even starting to gain some bandwagon fans.

absolutely based.

It sucks knowing Stipe has been cursed by Modelo. I want him to win, but the Modelo curse is too strong.

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for me, its baker mayfield

I think Edwards vs Woodley is the fight to make. This lets Masvidal get his title shot and gives Edwards a flushed and high ranked fighter to set him up for the next title shot.

DA BROWNS WAS ORANGE AS SHIT

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Florida panhandle is based and Alabama should have bought it when they had the chance

Masvidal doesn't deserve a title shot, Dana respects anyone who beats RDA so hopefully he just screws Masvidal over for being a duck.

realistically, gal gadot has probably diddled a shit ton of kids, on account of her hollywood connections

>Joe: i have a tank here it's huge
>Rico: Why? you're so tiny *immense laughter*
>Joe:n-n-o stop laughing
lmfao

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>not putting modelo negra on cormier's side of the poster

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Silva faked injury v Canonier
Walker faked shoulder injury during his heem celebration
Pettis & Cowboy both weaseled their way out of the octagon in their fights v El Cucky
Alvarez threw the fight v Conor
Diaz was drugged and lethargic v G(reased)SP
Woodley was also drugged in his fight v Marty

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More of a Coconut Creek man myself
Fat tard
Abomination
Email is for NPCs
Fetishizing automobiles is peak goy
Shite, Schaub is better
Whore
Yes
No
Didn't go far enough
Kittens
Rare
It will be a global sensation
Transsexuals are an abomination
No
No, vets deserve nothing
Bimetalism is king
Don't eat pizza
No and no
Maia vs 1000 white belts or until he gasses
Never heard of it
Who?
Cage
Don't care virgin
Don't care virgin
Yes, excellent observation
There will never be another star
all-white ethnostates>>>>>everything else
95
No

the browns actually have a super dedicated following even though they've sucked cock since their team moved cities in the 90's.

Pretty fierce, and from a distance too. But no, I wouldn't say it's the best.

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Sepultura? For me it's 2:58
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0KriqIR74sE

canaries in stockton, yeh?

I want her to permaheem me by jumping onto my face ass first from a ladder and breaking my neck and face

Food Truck Diaries, Aljamain Sterling edition:

youtube.com/watch?v=apTHdcaKO58

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lol fuck that Dana was going to give Asscream a title shot if he won and promised the winner of the fight a title shot. Plus Masvidal is way more exciting and a bigger draw than Pillowfists Edwards. If Masvidal accepts anyother fight he's cucking himself for Dana. Too bad Colby picked Robbie instead of waiting for the Edwards RDA fight, but he was also promised a title fight. Welterweight is turning into a mess, especially since Usman is MIA.

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aljamain is lowkey boy material

The weirdest foodtruck face off pic was him standing next to tatiana suarez, that shit looked so bizzare and surreal for some reason

Because 10/10 would bang!
Even gay Schaub wanted to smash!

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nigga looks gay as fuck, does monster sponsor this cte riddled dipshit?

You have good taste my friend but Cynthia's ass is superior

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why does a guy pushing 40 dress like a 12 year old

Me on the right, (You) on the left.

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it's high fashion, you wouldn't understand

>you're girl looks like a stripper, that's a compliment bro

Been here since ufc 229 and just realized cazzie means casual.
fucking hell.

Derek how about checking your inbox you zilch

heh, yeah right, kid

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pic?

brapppppppp

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Favorite female fighter?
Free kittens or free playstations?
Would you attend a Post Malone show?
Deep dish or thin crust from Dominos?
Did Nick Waldron cheat in JLHSASS19?
Is it acceptable to own a MB A-Class?
Thoughts on being 27 years old in Germany?

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Same here, famalamalamlamlam!

I've been here all summer!

Sure is summer around here!

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First thought that comes to your mind when you look at pic related?

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Some good PFL fights tonight. Real fight fans will know which ones I'm talking about.

bet on alex gilpin if you like money

How come when Jan knocked down Puke after the bell for the first round no one called him a cheater, but Canboy fans say Tony is a cheater for hitting Canboy after the bell (and not even knocking him down)? Is it because Canboy fans can't accept their boy is a Can?

>Schaub to Aljamain: You speak well.

Fucking Christ.

Derek which one are you on now MK or KM? lol

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risking 1k to win 16.5k on yincang bao even though chinks cant fight

shut the fuck up loser

Thoughts?

If you go to Vegas, only stay in a Casino owned by the Fertitas.

Did you even look at his opponent? He's absolutely fucked.

Ok but answer these questions first

golden nugget is owned by their cousin, does that count

My striking coach spent our pad session arguing why Frankie is good value at +300. Main point was the weight cut will hard on Max coming down from 155 whereas Frankie has never had a hard time making 145 and has cardio for days. He had me convinced but now I see the line has moved to +285 so now I dont know if I wanna bet on Frankie. I think I'll wait til after they weigh in.

Could you please find another way to communicate with each other rather than in the thread?

Shut the fuck up punk bitch

getting 16.5 to 1 bro, just need one flying karate flip kick

Yes, Golden Nugget is based and redpilled.

We do but he's not checking his email right now lol

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Frankie is fucked, there's no way around this.

value is on max user

wait till after they weigh in and you're losing yourself even more money

Holy shit no one cares

Poop poo pee poop

Max didn't put on weight to go up to 155

risking 2k to win 3062.50 on djiroun first fight

Thats not how it works, dummy.

Happens to be best of us, kid.

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I care.

Or you can bet on Max by decision at +230 like a true patrician. Edgar doesn’t have a good shot at winning, but he’s tough as hell so I can see him surviving 5 rounds.

If you're gonna put money on Frankie, do it now. When Max makes weight, you're fucked. I mean, you're gonna lose money regardless.

Poo poop pee poop pee

I care damnit

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how is the line dropping in frankies favor advantageous to you if you're betting on him

poopoo poopie peepee poo haha

Hmmm that does sound good, but bovada doesnt have any props up yet.

Sterling is based. Hope he smashes Yan

>all the cazzies betting on Max when he has never faced a wrestler of Frankies caliber, but was taken down by Pootega

Because you dont know the line will drop in Frankie's favor, that's why.

lads

youtube.com/watch?v=OuyVceYzzS0

The way Schaub dresses is just flat out embarrassing

Get fucked idiot. I care.

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That's a good point.

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>betting on a 37 year old manlet

Absolutely based boomer.

Luke breeds jealousy

More like high up cock in his ass

>caring about online anonymous opinions
>calls me the idiot
Lol

Name of the game is finding value my friend. No value in betting Holloway at -400 unless using it as a parlay piece. With heavy favorites gotta find that pathway to victory and the prop that matches up with it. I hate betting only favorites put a Neal, Cyborg, Holloway parlay pays even money and seems very likely to hit in my opinion.

Fuck it

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One meaningless td which Max got right back up from is not impressive. Frankie doesn't have the size to wrestlefuck Holloway.

Because Jan threw the kick before the buzzer. Can’t stop a kick halfway through. Defend yourself at all times.

heem leaky

Not to mention Porier may have cracked his chin

Felicia has zero chance against Cyborg, ye?

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Keep crying for him. He's a gigantic ex UFC fighter who would kill you all effortlessly. He literally has young sexy college girl groupies begging to fuck him if he'd leave his instagram model wife. He's succesfully transitioned into comedy and is backed by some of the biggest names in the business. He has a sports podcast with Showtime and a fan favorite food truck segment where he chills with top fighters in the UFC. How he dresses is completely irrelevant to non insecure failures, and so pathetic to even notice. So sad that your only cope is that he wears a t-shirt you don't like.

>Not caring about heem day
Cazzie

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Lets settle this like real men

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Shut up nerd bitch

She tends to take shots in the process of getting her takedown, so she is most likely fucked.

Sometimes he wears weird stuff, like leopard print jackets, but that's literally just pants and a t-shirt. I don't see what's so bad about it.

The only hope she has is that Nunes perma-flushed cyborg and sent her down a Ronda level spiral of depression, but the odds of that are like 0.1% since Cyborg is aware she isn't as pretty as Ronda, so she's aware she doesn't have a career outside fighting.

I care about all of our heem brothers.

Cyborg is a disgusting steroidcheat tranny so probably no, if Spencer wins that freakshow creature will fuck off from the ufc forever

So this noname russian dude loses his first fight in the ufc and gets to fight on a ppv main card? And he's the favorite despite competing against a canadian wrestler in canada? What am I missing here? Is it cause OAM is on a 2 fight skid?

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is PFL tonight?

Spencer has a massive chin but she is still fairly pretty. She could probably cut to 135 but being thick seems to be the meta nowadays.

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If you actually watch his fight, he put on a very impressive showing
Not sure why he's the favourite, but with his performance and OAM's skid, it's understandable

fuckin' women's HW division or what?

Even though he lost, he gave Makhachev all he can handle and showed some serious legit skills on the ground. He’s only 22 so theoretically he is only getting better

Arman is good. He had to fight Makhachev in his first fight, which is a hard fight for anyone.

First fight just ended

It amazes me how Cyborg even has fans, WMMA is pure trash nobody should care about. On top of that she looks and sounds like a male and is a steroidcheat.

In this pic she weighs 155, pretty big yes.

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This is the correct take.

it's on now

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-pfl-5-2019/

schaub bless brothers

BANE
Who we are does not matter. What
matters is our plan.

CIA MAN

(FASCINATED)
If I pull this off, will you die?

BANE
It would be extremely painful.
CIA MAN
You're a big guy -

BANE
For you.
CIA MAN

(UNNERVED)
Was being caught part of your plan?

BANE
Of course. Dr. Pavel refused our
offer in favor of yours. We had to
know what he told you about us.

DR. PAVEL
Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA MAN
Why not just ask him?

BANE
He would not have told us.
CIA MAN
You have methods.

BANE
Him, I need healthy. You present no
such problem.
CIA Man laughs for the Special Forces' benefit. A heavy bass
tone is rising. The Sergeant looks out the window.

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Bet she rides like a bull

bet she rides a bull

so this is the power of /heem/

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EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS

The commuter plane is dwarfed by a massive transport plane
looming over it, dangerously close...

5.
INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

The plane lurches. The noise is building.

SERGEANT
Sir?
CIA MAN
Well congratulations, you got
yourselves caught. What's the next
step of your master plan?
BANE
Crashing this plane...
EXT. MOUNTAINS - CONTINUOUS
The ramp of the transport opens... Four men leap out on
tethers - dropping towards the commuter plane, two each
side...
INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS

The Spacial Forces react to the turbulence from the plane
above. CIA Man looks at Bane.

BANE

(RISING)
With no survivors.
A Special Forces soldier spins around - an Armed Man is
outside the window. Bang -
EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS

Two men shoot through the windows, the other two attach
grapples to the fuselage - give the thumbs up - hoists start
to pull and the tail of the commuter plane is lifted,
unnaturally.

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I bet on OAM cause I dont like him, and I see him being gifted a decision.

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kek

I'm the only person on heem that finds Spencer hot and that's okay.

Looks like she could cut to 125 if she wasn’t a slob

Based Dillon

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BANE

(NODS)
The fire rises.
Hooded Man 2 hands Bane his line. Bane clips it around Dr.
Pavel, takes out a knife and cuts Dr. Pavel's seat belt. Dr.
Pavel panics, flails. Bane takes his arms. Gentle.
BANE
Calm, Doctor. Now is not time for
fear...
Bane slides Dr. Pavel out of his seat. They hang in the
vertical, windblown cabin. Bane takes out a detonator.
BANE
That comes later.
Bane presses the detonator - the cabin drops from around
them, revealing the terrifying drop to the peaks below. Dr.
Pavel screams as they are hoisted up towards the transport,
and we -

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thinking only dogs have value is retard tier

>hoverhanding your own gf

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FOLEY
No one has. Not in years.

MAYOR (O.S)
He can tell you about the bad old
days, when the criminals and
corrupt ran this town with such a
tight grasp that people put their
faith in a murderous thug in a mask
and a cape. A thug who showed his
true nature when he betrayed the
trust of this great man - (Turns to
picture of Dent.) And murdered him
in cold blood.
The Congressman watches a tray of canapés breeze past, then
grabs the ass of the maid carrying them. She freezes.
CONGRESSMAN
Sweetheart, not so fast with the
chow.

MAID
(turns, tight smile)
Shrimp balls?
The Congressman grabs two. The Maid moves off. The
Congressman glances down at Gordon's papers.
MAYOR (O.S)
Jim Gordon can tell you the truth
about Harvey Dent...

CONGRESSMAN
Jesus, Gordon, is that your speech?
We're gonna be here all night.

GORDON
Maybe the truth about Harvey isn't
so simple, Congressman.
MAYOR (O.S)
But I'll let him tell you himself -
Commissioner Gordon?
Applause. Gordon approaches the mike. Looks down at his long
speech. Thinks.

GORDON
The truth...?
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Gordon's son with a handgun.

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OAM is going to piece him up

>implying it matters and he doesnt fuck her to orgasm and cum on her face every night

Gordon surveys the audience. Deciding.
I have written a speech telling the
truth about Harvey Dent...
Gordon folds up his speech.
Maybe the time isn't right...
Gordon stuffs the papers inside his jacket. The Congressman
mutters under his breath.

CONGRESSMAN
Thank Christ for that...

GORDON
Maybe right now all you need to
know is that there are a thousand
inmates in Blackgate Prison as a
direct result of the Dent Act.
These are violent criminals,
essential cogs in the organized
crime machine that terrorized
Gotham for so long. Maybe, for now,
all I should say about Harvey
Dent's death is this...it has not
been for nothing.
The figure on the balcony turns back into the mansion.
People clap as Gordon leaves the mike. Gordon approaches
Foley.
GORDON
The second shift reports in?

FOLEY
On your desk. But you should put in
some more time with the Mayor -

GORDON
That's your department.

Gordon heads for the line of town cars in the gravel drive.

CONGRESSMAN
Anyone shown him the crime stats?

FOLEY
He goes by his gut, and it
continues to bother him, whatever
the numbers.

CONGRESSMAN
Must be popular with the wife.

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Real men dont tap to leg locks

WMMA is only good for jacking off to.
Therefore, Gina Carano and Michelle Waterson are the goats.

When did I say that you brainlet? All I said was that there isn’t much value in betting heavy favorites straight up.

THIS is coheadlining a UFC PAY PER VIEW. Fucking WOW.

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is spammy actually in a wheelchair?

Dana should start hiring the actually decent looking ones instead of bunch of digusting ugos.

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Spammy my friend, I must ask. Why do you keep doing it? Do you still find it funny? Is there some deeper meaning here? I don't understand what your goal is here.

>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:44:44 No.94429032▶
> is spammy actually in a wheelchair?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:45:26 No.94429038▶
>
> Women can't orgasm from penetration alone.
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:44:44 No.94429032▶
> is spammy actually in a wheelchair?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:45:26 No.94429038▶
>
> Women can't orgasm from penetration alone.
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:44:44 No.94429032▶
> is spammy actually in a wheelchair?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:45:26 No.94429038▶
>
> Women can't orgasm from penetration alone.
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:44:44 No.94429032▶
> is spammy actually in a wheelchair?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:45:26 No.94429038▶
>
> Women can't orgasm from penetration alone.

Hey spammy, can you solve this riddle?

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no i can't even figure out checkers

no there's no deeper meaning grow up

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oh no...
ill leave you to your cope dicklet

Let me tell you as a Cleveland native.
The Browns are definitely the most popular team here. And we are a sports city. The Browns have a dedicated fanbase in Cleveland despite them being a clownshow franchise all of these years.

Is it too late to boy Leon or would it make me a bandwagoner

Leon Heems Masvidal.

Petties is basically a bum on the ground, but that was still a really slick transition into the triangle

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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:48:47 No.94429074▶
>
> oh no...
> ill leave you to your cope dicklet
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:50:08 No.94429087▶
>
> Let me tell you as a Cleveland native.
> The Browns are definitely the most popular team here. And we are a sports city. The Browns have a dedicated fanbase in Cleveland despite them being a clownshow franchise all of these years.
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:50:51 No.94429096▶
>
> Is it too late to boy Leon or would it make me a bandwagoner
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:51:20 No.94429102▶
>
> Leon Heems Masvidal.
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>witness the power of bjj

Yes

The AFC North is trash right now. The ravens and steelers are shadows of their former selves.

who let this mexican into our /heem/

NEW

Is that a safe webm to open or are they about the kill that woman?

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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:51:58 No.94429111▶
> >witness the power of bjj
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:52:29 No.94429116▶
>
> Yes
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:52:40 No.94429118▶
>
> The AFC North is trash right now. The ravens and steelers are shadows of their former selves.
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:53:08 No.94429125▶
>
> who let this mexican into our /heem/
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:53:33 No.94429132▶
> NEW
>
>
>
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It's safe. They're just rubbing her clit.

>If you actually watch his fight, he put on a very impressive showing
> Not sure why he's the favourite, but with his performance and OAM's skid, it's understandable
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:33:17 No.94428872▶
>
> fuckin' women's HW division or what?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:34:06 No.94428886▶
>
> Even though he lost, he gave Makhachev all he can handle and showed some serious legit skills on the ground. He’s only 22 so theoretically he is only getting better
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:34:32 No.94428893▶
>
> Arman is good. He had to fight Makhachev in his first fight, which is a hard fight for anyone.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:34:42 No.94428896▶
>
> First fight just ended
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:34:59 No.94428901▶
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> It amazes me how Cyborg even has fans, WMMA is pure trash nobody should care about. On top of that she looks and sounds like a male and is a steroidcheat.
>
> In this pic she weighs 155, pretty big yes.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:35:45 No.94428909▶
>
> This is the correct take.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:35:49 No.94428911▶
>
> it's on now
> crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-pfl-5-2019/
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:36:18 No.94428919▶
>
>
> schaub bless brothers
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:36:25 No.94428924▶
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> BANE

Thanks. Those are the biggest tits ive ever seen on an asian.

>mo0t !Ep8pCQVpiM 07/26/19(Fri)01:04:32 No.94428509▶
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> Same here, famalamalamlamlam!
> I've been here all summer!
> Sure is summer around here!
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:04:48 No.94428511▶
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> First thought that comes to your mind when you look at pic related?
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:05:03 No.94428514▶
> Some good PFL fights tonight. Real fight fans will know which ones I'm talking about.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:05:27 No.94428518▶
> bet on alex gilpin if you like money
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:05:54 No.94428525▶
> How come when Jan knocked down Puke after the bell for the first round no one called him a cheater, but Canboy fans say Tony is a cheater for hitting Canboy after the bell (and not even knocking him down)? Is it because Canboy fans can't accept their boy is a Can?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:06:17 No.94428530▶
>
> >Schaub to Aljamain: You speak well.
> Fucking Christ.
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:06:29 No.94428533▶
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> Derek which one are you on now MK or KM? lol
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:06:42 No.94428534▶
> risking 1k to win 16.5k on yincang bao even though chinks cant fight
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:07:56 No.94428548▶
>

chinny

Hitomi Tanaka.

who turned on the heat?

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>Luque.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)00:19:54 No.94427925▶
>
> the browns are actually trending up. They're even starting to gain some bandwagon fans.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)00:20:06 No.94427929▶
>
> absolutely based.
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> It sucks knowing Stipe has been cursed by Modelo. I want him to win, but the Modelo curse is too strong.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)00:21:48 No.94427952▶
>
> for me, its baker mayfield
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)00:22:57 No.94427961▶
>
> I think Edwards vs Woodley is the fight to make. This lets Masvidal get his title shot and gives Edwards a flushed and high ranked fighter to set him up for the next title shot.
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> DA BROWNS WAS ORANGE AS SHIT
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)00:24:17 No.94427980▶
>
> Florida panhandle is based and Alabama should have bought it when they had the chance
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)00:26:03 No.94427998▶
>
> Masvidal doesn't deserve a title shot, Dana respects anyone who beats RDA so hopefully he just screws Masvidal over for being a duck.
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)00:27:17 No.94428018▶
>
> realistically, gal gadot has probably diddled a shit ton of kids, on account of her hollywood connections
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)00:30:00 No.94428056▶
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> >Joe: i have a tank here it's huge
> >Rico: Why? you're so tiny *immense laughter*

>Why do they call him B.J. Penn? Because he'll have to give dana a BJ in order to be able to fight again.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)20:48:53 No.94424887▶
> So how rich is his family?
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>Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)20:52:58 No.94424956▶
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> *wins*
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>Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)20:54:45 No.94424975▶
>
> pharaoh shit nigga
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>Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)20:59:59 No.94425029▶
> Khabib is undefeated
>>>
>Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)21:01:19 No.94425053▶
> Even tuivasa has his own podcast, what is your excuse for not having a podcast /heem/?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)21:01:25 No.94425054▶
> BJ Penn is undefeated
> I will be the man to put an end to his streak
>>>
>Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)21:03:22 No.94425083▶
>
> most irrelevant top contender ever?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)21:18:31 No.94425339▶
> I'm picking this thread because it hasn't been juggled for 13 hours
>>>
>Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)21:21:31 No.94425393▶
> some things spammy will never be able to do
> >play football
> >swim
> >run
> >jump
> >dance
> >walk
> >talk to a women
> >not disgust a women
> >walk
>>>
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>Keep crying for him. He's a gigantic ex UFC fighter who would kill you all effortlessly. He literally has young sexy college girl groupies begging to fuck him if he'd leave his instagram model wife. He's succesfully transitioned into comedy and is backed by some of the biggest names in the business. He has a sports podcast with Showtime and a fan favorite food truck segment where he chills with top fighters in the UFC. How he dresses is completely irrelevant to non insecure failures, and so pathetic to even notice. So sad that your only cope is that he wears a t-shirt you don't like.
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> >Not caring about heem day
> Cazzie
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> Lets settle this like real men
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:25:59 No.94428789▶
>
> Shut up nerd bitch
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>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:26:10 No.94428792▶
>
> She tends to take shots in the process of getting her takedown, so she is most likely fucked.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:27:25 No.94428804▶
>
> Sometimes he wears weird stuff, like leopard print jackets, but that's literally just pants and a t-shirt. I don't see what's so bad about it.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:27:37 No.94428806▶
>
> The only hope she has is that Nunes perma-flushed cyborg and sent her down a Ronda level spiral of depression, but the odds of that are like 0.1% since Cyborg is aware she isn't as pr

dumbest fucking nigger who ever lived

Why didn't he throw anything

That was the saddest flying knee I've ever seen

Hurry the fuck up, janitor

like a grown man facing a child...
the disdain on max's face lmao

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Frankie is extremely small in person. I’m a smaller guy myself and I dwarfed him

why did nobody tell me felicia had an ass like that...
also wtf is cyborg wearing lmao

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>heeming the unheemable

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mc don juan is the goat

prove me wrong

this fight is free money

max is a fucking cutbaby, i hope he loses

Who?

jorge has been flushed

agreed and trips

kek i caught that too

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peter petties

>only fighter in ufc history to win after getting TKO'd

cheick kongo says hey

tried alpha brain once.
waste of money.

i mean, you could've just looked at joe

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delete your post before you get banned there, bud.

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>flushed
>hasnt been stopped in 11 years

rip betting user

chinks are so fucking pathetic

Masvidal is a good fighter, yeah. I think I'd take the decision though.
I just got his number my guys, what can I say.

Holy shit schaub is such a pandering bitch in these interviews. Whats worse is that hes so bad at it.

Actually all the GOATs at LW are Asian or part Asian

name some

Sean Sherk

More like Sean Shit

Fwonkie, Cucuy, and Khabib aren't East Asian though (Khabib might be considered Asian)

when was this exhange

I'm the real Rico poster

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Why is the mma community (both fighters and basement critics) the biggest bunch of copers when it comes to running for cardio?

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why are you a faggot

I don't know, what side of the debate are they on and in what way are the coping?

>copers

i dont know what this means

JUST
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SNcO84alTgo

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They hate running and cope by saying other exercises are better for cardio. Bisping literally ran a measly 3 miles every day and was considered a cardio God. T-Sperg only runs 3.5 miles in 23 minutes and he wears most opponents down kek

WHY IS HOLLOGAY SO FUCKING CRINGE

the only balls he has is that badge and gun

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hawaii

i was, then i gained employment and lost my rico folder, now i have also lost employment. Rico bless.

They're cardio is obviously good, though.
Seems like the one coping is you.

running is pretty high impact and hard on joints, but i agree with Rico that it's beneficial for the mental aspects

is there anyone from dagestan who isnt an absolute faggot?

based, Rico bless lad

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badr rematch should be pretty hype

You and me

me

Said, Khabib, and khalibov

Retard. I'm saying their cardio is amazing in comparison to other fighters because they do some running

i love how khabib is all "i dont know if this sport is for me" after that boxer dies

while he belongs to the most ass backwards barbaric religion on earth

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D A G E S T A N
A
G
E
S
T
A
N

You misread, I said "isn't"

smacks hallway is gonna put a wrestling CLINIC on fwonkie

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max is going to die cutting weight

cap this and dont (You) me

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Do bicep curls have any real benefit to fighters?

potpourri will lock kabdriver in a Louisiana handshake

GDR and Karen Bryant had a weird interaction on the post show after her last fight. Karen definitely wants to fuck her

He fears the philly shell

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Maybe for the clinch game but definitely not for striking

makes you intimidating at the weigh in

they're pretty useless in every sense except for getting girls

could maybe help your underhook game or when squeezing certain chokes

smelly terrorist rats are fucking terrible wrestlers, drives me fucking nuts nobody ever even tries to fucking take them down

Is the post show on ESPN or ESPN +

sucks that khabib got such an easy fight in dustin when everyone knows tony is the fight to make

gotta watch the lamest undefeated streak in mma continue for one more fight

kabdriver will be on his back all fight

incredible nigger gameplan by harrison here, stand there being a punching bag, never counterstrike, never use your massive wrestling advantage

where does pfl find so many cans? every fighter they have is a bum

Wait, we watching shit?

found it for you

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZxjUZiWozc

didn't realize karen was a lesbo but she clearly wants it. check out around 5:50

>i used to have a picture of your legs on my fridge as my dream set of legs

she's just autistic, shutup dumbfuck. i'll fucking heem anybody who dares mention female fighters. wmma is non-competitive

>she's just autistic

i can tell you know from personal experience

Is showing mercy in a fight an indicator of mental weakness?

yeah, from talking to you

Are majority draws based?

100%

all fights should be to a (simulated) death

What copy pasta is this?

Who's your favorite WMMA fighter?

Imagine becoming double champ and immediately stopping fighting and training

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Kek

Why doesn't mma have any stars?

imagine being poor, making a bajillion dollars and still being hungry to take brain damage

It's based on some salty melee fag who list against a mid tier character in tournament.

Macedo

>you will never travel around with your son showing him the fight biz while instilling in him that hard work = success

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>dad why cant you remember anything that i tell you
>why do you keep slurring your words
>why do you have to kill yourself to bully ubermanlets

>you will never be a cringey hawaiian who gets excited like a child when he sees a flashy car or sugary cereal and with pending CTE
thank god

>2 boxers dead in a week
>zero mma fighters dead
feels good to be superior

Good lord these camera angles are ass

His networth was what like 50 mill after mayweather fight?
Actually not enough if you dont want to work and still have fun for the rest of your life

Tfw you cant remember the last thing you were excited for

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that's gotta be a pretty low estimate given what his Alvarez and Diaz fights made him. plus he's making a fucking mint now on idiots buying Proper 12

profit margins on that have to be insane

50 mil is plenty, you'll just have to use illegal streams

i get excited every time my mummy goes to the grocery store and brings back goodies

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post fighters who may have possibly made it to the top without using performance enhancing drugs.

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I was pissing myself when i watched this youtu.be/Dd4RX1udvpA?t=363

Oh the play from time doesn't work when it's embeded. 6:03

I never really understood the appeal of cars

they go fast

i fuckin love not having a car after living in big cities

huge money sink

have you ever driven a car with some horse power?

who is your favorite fighter?

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she is just stone cold beautiful

If you must know

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did you work on your cardio in the bedroom tonight?
youtube.com/watch?v=rwFZAIJlePc

right when i couldn't think you were a bigger donk you totally redeemed yourself

you are forgiven

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ugh. is michael around with his camaro this is hard to read.

too bad america happened to rose

>id rather live in the sticks and be 30k in debt to pay off my truck on a 20k/year salary

What defeats have been more surprising than poirer taking down khabib would be

i dont think many people expected gustaffson to be the first to take jones down

you're a nobody posting on a mentally ill anime board general though

the max defender is online

now that the paleo and keto diets have been exposed as complete nonsense what's the mma fighter's diet of choice?

who are you quoting?

Raw till 4 veganism

i guarantee khabib has shit takedown defense and cant fight off his back

al got deep entries on him several times with no effort or setup but gave up on them for no reason because he's a retard

Raw meat and your own semen

oh no no no
mmasucka.com/2019/07/25/tanner-boser-off-ufc-240-fight-card-opponent-tested-positive-for-banned-substance/

Imagine we lost the main event.

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Sup heem. Are you having a good night?

For me, its pretty good. Enjoying some men hugging each other like a true heemster

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I'm sure islam makhachevs lifelong sparring partner cant defend

Remember when Cain was supposed to rematch Werdum and both guys ended up piling out. Well that was a ppv card and they ended up broadcasting it on fox instead

hues are too dumb to cheat properly

Is that Famous Burger? Looks good

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>eating burgers
Disavowed

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two shitty wrestlers training together means what

Dana's hoping he can attract enough people by putting a BrapHawg in the co-main.

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That's famous mcdonalds my guy

what've you to gain from calling world champions shitty.

RIP brave warrior

How could you not tell that was McDonald's?

When the irresistible lanklet meets the immovable lanklet

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Do brazew mcdonalds have to do health inspections? can only imagine the filth

Do american ones have?

Guess what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in brazil

world champ at dehydration, extremely impressive

Lol I don't know and he's in Brazil

The absolute state of this event, this promotion, this sport, this timeline, this reality

Conor will never live this down

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Fucking awful. PFL is just fucking awful.

>Guess what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in brazil
Hepatitus Royale

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It's fine my dude it just means you don't eat McDonald's, which is completely reasonable considering that they have gotten even worse. They keep trying to offer fancy choices and raising their prices.

>bet heavily on fighter
>fighter is looking good
>fighter starts winning like you imagined
>fighter is unnable to finish opponent
>fighter gasses
>fighter starts doing terrible
>fighter gets finished

Is this the worst feeling ever?

Should keep them but start throwing in extra rounds till someone gets the w.

No, the worst feeling ever is betting on a fighter and spamming smug anime girls claiming he was going win handedly for a month only to watch him lose in 5 GODDAMN SECONDS.

kek it didnt even hurt him kebab has pillow fists

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No, the worse feeling is when KZ gets slept at the bell while winning on the scorecards and killing your parlays as a result

Greek piece of shit

How many bongs until the UFC weigh ins?

Has *He* shown the receipt yet?

Sleepy Ben

joke decision, what an absolute shit promotion pfl is

he already said he mostly scrubs toilets and cleans up for the actual firefighters.

firefighters here mostly go around helping old people who fell down in their homes, this isn't greece, homes arent bursting into flames daily from dogshit electrical standards and other third world retard bullshit.

Who would you prefer Maycee "The Future" Barber fight at this juncture of her career?

Conor

wtf is an ovissexual

back to plebbit faggot

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greg hardy. yuck

fucks sheep

Is she 115 or 125? If she's at 115, I want to see her fight angela hill. If she's 125, give her eubanks.

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Wrong my guy

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>Nik Lentz
>Andrei Arlovski
>Hector Lombard
>Colby Covington
>Ben Askren
>Jorge Masvidal
>Yves Edwards
>Tito Ortiz
>Tim Kennedy
>Holly Holm
>Miesha Tate
>RDA
>Donald Cerrone
>Michael Chiesa
>Chael Sonnen
>Dana White

all have one thing in common

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Rudolph heh

associated with ufc

white

175 out of camp

they all have vowels in their name

PFL WIT DA BOOOOOIZZZ

Mormons

Canolina Kohler Co. wicz

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>Wrong my guy
>DJ Marlboro playing in the background
>alt+tab reveals Bianca Freire folder

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MMA journalist?

H EEEM sleepy

Conor was fighting injured

HEEM CHOKEY

based

WOO
YAA
WOO
YAA

the answer was their support for drumpf
that was easy /heem/

you're all fucking retards
nobody should listen to anybody except for me

who are these people

Boris Johnson

poop

Poor Raphael saw his brother fall like a ragdoll right in front of him

The president and first lady of Brazil?

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Yadong would heem Mianus

lol tatiana fought nina with 2 herniated discs

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I know i'm late but wtf is wrong with this niggas body?

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>loving your girl every day of the month

We're watching PFL bee

Thought this was going to happen to Porier against Holloway. I was panicking towards the end of the fight.

no we're not

eating pussy is for fags

Stick to sucking dick then

Shhh. ESPN would stop working with me if they knew i poseted in heem threads

Max heems Edgar. easy money.

Magomedov could probably pass for a Mexican

Heem day was real

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Post your slip

Actually Khabib was supposed to fight Eddie at 205. The contract was signed. I think Khabib would've won and had 2 extra title defenses by now if not for Conor skipping the line and holding the division hostage.

There aren't really many big names to fight in LW.
He called out GSP already.
He beat Conor.
He wanted to fight Max.
There's Nick Diaz and somewhat of a beef there.
Conor rematch potentially.
Tony Ferguson is a fan favorite but not a marquee name.

There's just not a lot of marquee names like Jonny Bones had when he came up in his division, like Shogun, Machida, Rampage, etc.

Based "Get in my guard" chad

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I don't bet, but remember this post. I'm calling this shit.

will you stay awake to watch ufc 240?

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>pound for pound

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Why are ethnic russians so bad at fighting?

made for black dick

I don’t remember Edgar being this small?

The main event is the only thing worth watching and maybe the Niko price fight

bad looking for holloway getting his ass handed to him at 155

gotta scurry back to 145 and beat up on midgets

why are you a faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=BkopkANBgfE

Cope.

He's pretty short like 5'6, but it's mostly that Max is the biggest cutbabby in the ufc

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Because I just like sucking man ass so much duh

prove to me mark henry is a good coach

spoiler you cant

>dies trying to cut to 155

fair enough

prove to me that coaches matter

Who /realamerican/ here

>masvidal_askren.webm

getting pedo vides from max

Today I trained with a high level jiu jitsu guy, he gave me literally one tip that is going to change my offense in a big way.

I have a "tip" for you right here, hehe

>high level bjj
>just the tip
got it

Well? What was it?

disgusting rat goatfucker clearly lost first two rounds

It's just the CTE he got from clapping his hands instead of blocking punches or moving his head

Am I the only one who thinks Frankie will shock everyone and ragdoll Max?

>Max has never fought this caliber of wrestler
>Frankie's height is an advantage for hip tosses
>Max will struggle with the weight cut already being big for 145 and coming down
>Going to be fighting in Canada, a climate and altitude he isn't prepared for, but Frankie has been training for
>Majority of Sportsbooks have Frankie as a +180 favorite

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The clapping prevents CTE at the cost of still making you retarded

goober manhandled max on the ground with a fucked up knee so you may be on to something

granted it was a million years ago but it was also conor's grappling a million years ago

I would be legitimately shocked if Frankie doesn't get pieced up bigly.

It's possible, but +180 means he's an underdog

love how retards admire max and his kids relationship but in 5-10 years he wont even understand what daddy is saying

>+180 favorite

pfl judges are completely retarded, that fight was literally exactly the same as siler fight and they scored it opposite

Danis will be taking a break from MMA to compete at ADCC in the 99kg weight class. God, please look out for /ourboy/ Dillon 'Based' Danis. Amen.

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It was funny how everyone thought it was cute he brought his son to the Porier fight, only for him to leave crying because he just watched he dad get hit on the chin around a 100 times

Just letting you know, if you think you could heem me, you can't. I'd knock you the fuck out in 5 seconds.

Max had an ankle injury that has plagued him to this day. He was in a wheelchair after the fight. It’s ancient history anyways

Are you retarded?

canada is the tenth island you casual, max always fighter here. also he didnt put on weight for the poirier fight.

starting to hope he dies inside the cage with his kid watching and crying

Jorge leave Ben alone you proved your point already. Ben has Asperger's it's mean to bully him.

lance palmer is a massive faggot

Tony has no chance boyo

i bet 1k on lance palmer but ill honestly be happy if he gets masvidal'd

Bullet

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What does cte have to do with his relationship with his son? Isnt it better to at least have him tag along while you are still (mostly) coherent? Its not like he wont get concussed just because his kid is at home.

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should tell his wife to take the kid and find a new dad for him while real daddy gets cte'd

Polynesians are immune to CTE caz

new thread that you guys are going to hate but use anyway

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this

wake up heem, it's all over

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no more posts in this thread

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Now that the dust has settled can we all agree Max Holloway is an overrated cutbabby?

His style is legitimately just spam 1 + 2 over and over walking forward like Wonderboy, but without the threat of kicks or takedowns.

Poirier exposed him, its only a matter of time until someone his size like Zabit ends him brutally.

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>block everything with my face
>oh shit why doesn't this work when i dont have 20lbs on everybody

nice """style""" you have there max

ali is such a fag he always tries to swing at the fighter knowing they wont hit him back or else get sued

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uma

crazy thing is max only has 1" reach on him

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Can I replicate this exercise by pulling on my shower curtains?

Frankie finished Yair (who is 1cm shorter than Max) via wrestlefuck. This is gonna be interesting if big.

johny hendricks is looking terrible!

you forget frankie edgar is a fucking can

Bet your whole balance on Cyborg via tko and Max ML, maybe even geoff neal ML too. It's free money, don't be stupid betting on a flushed old frankie.