/nfl/ - /o/ edition

If he were, there still wouldn't be any elite QBs

For me? It’s the touchdown wire top 100
touchdownwire.usatoday.com/2019/07/17/the-top-100-players-in-the-nfl-today/

t. Cowturd

What has he done to qualify as elite? He couldn't even get ORotY

>reddit bay

berds

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>Zach Brown above Wentz and Ertz.
Stopped reading

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>niggers
>human

>people unironically rate Russell Wilson as a top 10 player just to overcorrect and signal how much smarter they are than people who underrate him
Rick and Morty fans, 100% guarantee

What kind of ratings would a Cowboys-Steelers Super Bowl do?

Carson Wentz has lost some weight

aaron jones and jamaal williams is the next ingram-kamara type duo

Why is it that when I make fun of the patriots, which is a sports team, I get banned? Are the mods really that thin-skinned? Bostonians are fucking pathetic and don’t deserve Tom GOATy

robert woods is a homosexual

The spaghetti western actor?
You have no proofs of that

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Highest of all time

This. Spics and white trash are the only people who still pay for TV and that’s both fanbases.

I'm a cowboys fan and honestly, you're right

Based retard

What happens if the Browns win the Super Bowl?

You move into the post season section of madden

>your team
>your team's best player
>your team's worst player (that gets meaningful snaps)
>your team's best addition this offseason
>your team's biggest departure
>is your team's roster better now than it was at the end of last season?
>is your team a contender (be honest)?
>what you had for lunch today

Eagles
Fletcher Cox
Jalen Mills
Malik Jackson
Michael Bennett
Yes
Yes
A bbq chicken sandwich for a sandwich shop across the street from the building I work in. It was fantastic.

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that doesn't look like a car.

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Giants
Saquon
I would say it's a 3 way tie between Chad Wheeler, Alec Olgetree, and Eli Manning, but Wheeler isn't gonna play unless Mike Reemers get hurt, so it's Alec Olgetree or Eli Manning
Mike Remmers
Lmao, do you even have to ask?
Offensively, it's automatically worse, but defensively it's better
AHAAHHAHAHAHAAHA
An apple danish

Eagles
Agreed
Agreed
Jordan Howard (The running game was PATHETIC last year)
Jordan Hicks (I only remember Bennett getting stupid penalties)
Yes
Yes
Spaghetti and Meatballs

>your team
Colts
>your team's best player
Quenton Nelson
>your team's worst player (that gets meaningful snaps)
Zaire Franklin and Matt Adams split the work at SAM linebacker. They were both 7th rounders and it shows.
>your team's best addition this offseason
Justin Houston
>your team's biggest departure
Dontrelle Inman. >We didnt have any crucial departures.
>is your team's roster better now than it was at the end of last season?
Yes
>is your team a contender (be honest)?
No, but they’ve been trending up for two seasons now. If they aren’t legitimate contenders next season, it is a failure.
>what you had for lunch today
I haven’t yet, worked through lunch. Will have an obscene amount of homemade beef tacos when I get home.

>Bucs
>Mike Evans
>Probably Donovan Smith, the fact that he got paid is clear evidence that the OL market is fucked. Actually, secondary is a huge question mark too, but that's pretty much an collective issue with the unit.
>Devin White if he pans out, Suh otherwise
>Probably Humphries, since he wasn't really replaced in the same way that Kwon and GMac were. JPP if you want to count early injuries.
>100% dependent on how the coaching changes pan out. The overall roster is very slightly weaker than before.
>See above, if we're just talking about making post. Definitely not owl-bound.
>Ice cream, since I wasn't that hungry for a proper meal.

Jones is barely a passable rb1 and Williams won't get touches after Dexter Williams starts getting rotated in...

Your comparison is quite a reach.

Williams is ass, Jones had the one of, if not the highest YPC among qualified backs last year I thought

>your team
Brownies
>your team's best player
Myles or OBJ
>your team's worst player (that gets meaningful snaps)
Joe Schobert
>your team's best addition this offseason
Everyone they got to help Myles not have to play a million snaps.
>your team's biggest departure
Kevin Zeitler
>is your team's roster better now than it was at the end of last season?
Yes.
>is your team a contender (be honest)?
Will they win the division? maybe. Will they make a playoff run? probably not.
>what you had for lunch today
Ham salad my grandma made on baguette slices

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>hahaha some team is gonna draft Lamar and be saddled with failure for years
>noooooo my team drafted him
>Lamar is okay
>Lamar is one of the best young QBs
>Lamar is a top-tier QB
>Lamar is an Elite QB
this progression of cope-based delusion is as hilarious as it is pathetic

>Pats
>Brady
>Marcus Cannon
>Chase Winovich, as his personality and motor might turn him into a defensive leader and career Patriot like Devin
>The best TE of all time
>Almost comically
>They have a better chance at going 19-0 than they did in 07
>Two greek yoghurts, french dip sammich on whole wheat, banana, apple, sardines, handful of almonds

Not even close. He ranked around 23rd or 24th overall for RBs...based on most metrics he's around the Lamar Miller / Tevin Coleman range..

Rodgers also doesn't throw to him.

Wtf I love the Texans now?

Aints
Ryan Ramczyk
Eli Apple
Jared Cook
Max Unger
No
Possibly, but last year was the year and >we fucking blew it
Egg and turkey sandwich

Packers
Rodgers obviously
Probably Kyler Fackrell or Tramon Williams
Adrian Amos
Mike Daniels
Yes
Yes but I think we're a year away from being a serious contender again
Protein Bar

He had the highest YPA by .1 yards over Phillip Lindsey and Kerryon Johnson, .2 yards over Matt Breida and .3 over Chubb / Ekeler and Edwards...

It's not like he lead the pack with some massive stride AND that was pretty much his only shining stat. Everything else about this guy is so borderline average it's not worth nothing.

>He ranked around 23rd or 24th overall for RBs
>He had the highest YPA by .1
Which is it?

pack
bakhtiari
oren burks
amos or zadarius smith. both filled huge holes and are versatile and complete players
quite a bit
the roster is talented enough, but the coaches and players are young still
cheese curds and patty melt at culvers unironically

>Jones is barely a passable rb1
yikes
>and Williams won't get touches after Dexter Williams starts getting rotated in
jamaal has more utility outside of rushing and a different rushing style

So Colin Cowherd said NE and the Eagles are the best teams in the league do you guys agree?

Jones is great, but because of McCarthy we have yet to see if he can handle the workload of a true #1

the ravens ARE NOT a real nfl team. i basically consider them to be a CFL team that is lucky enough to practice against real squads every now and then. they do not even cross my mind, i would never EVER turn on a ravens game just to see some CFL level football. fuck that.

youre thinking yards per catch, he meant yards per carry
packers rarely threw to RBs by design last year, that will change quite a bit in this offense
>rb stats
basically meaningless. watch the film, the guy is explosive. never got the touches needed for recognition
he was top of yards per carry stat

Yeah, that seems reasonable. Philly has the best roster top to bottom and the only other team that can possibly dispute that claim is Chicago, and New England still has Brady and Belichick and it is foolish to think of the pats as anything but one of the top teams until that changes.
t. Not a fan of either team

NE might be the best team in the AFC but let's be real the top 3 teams are all in the NFC

they probably go for committee again, using williams for short distance and pass protection, and other williams during clock control, so I doubt jones ever gets true number 1 carries, but total team carries will go up

What about KC and LA Chargers they are pretty good

taking lamar jackson with your first overall pick is the absolute dumbest thing anyone could do because of how obvious it is that he is not an nfl quarterback.
youtube.com/watch?v=I2Gidwp3joU&t=

>it is another, "people think the iggles will be good," post.
tiresome.

Contenders:
Patriots
Eagles
Chiefs
Saints

Could upset a contender but still not quite a contender:
Bears
Rams
Colts
Chargers

Irrelevant:
Everyone else

Pretenders:
Browns
Cowboys
Packers
Steelers

Well theyve won a SB in the last 10 years...so they're clearly better than 3/4ths of the league

>niggles
>contenders
Lmao.

>Lmao, do you even have to ask?
They're unironically going to miss Collins more than OBj

>>your team
49ers
>>your team's best player
Joe Staly
>>your team's worst player (that gets meaningful snaps)
Ahkello Witherspoon
>>your team's best addition this offseason
Nick Bosa
>>your team's biggest departure
Maybe Cassius Marsh?
>>is your team's roster better now than it was at the end of last season?
1,000% better. Just tons of talent on both sides of the ball now. All they need is to stay healthy.
>>is your team a contender (be honest)?
Yes.
>>what you had for lunch today
Left-over Shepherds Pie.

>I only remember Bennett getting stupid penalties
I think that happened once or twice, but he actually did not get penalized a lot at all last season.

But I remember them coming at the worst possible times. He's the sort of guy I don't trust in the locker room

Stay mad

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>yfw da texans win da divisional round playoff game

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unbased and cringepilled

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Apparently everyone liked him though. The whole "locker room cancer" thing was just a meme because Yea Forums doesn't like outspoken black men.

I don't like men who make up stories about police to score political points for their own bad behavior. Speaks to a lack of character. I'm sure Chris Long the cuck liked it and I'm glad he's gone too

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol.
>This team shits on dem boyz

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youtube.com/watch?v=x9IvQh7S9cc

Sure, makes sense

>wince

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My Patties are going to win their seventh ring!

>look at all our playoff wins!
>one ring to show for it
LMAO

It's almost embarrassing that they only have 1 ring to show for it all, all things considered

Most of this comes from the Andy Reid years, where he made it to the conference championship game 4 years in a row and won 1 of 4 and choked in the owl.

I really wish he made it past those 3 first conference games so they could match the Bills in choking.

we had a steelers/packers owl 8 years ago and it was basically on par with other super bowls. Packers draw about the same as cowboys

They would've have beaten the Raiders

The top 3 teams on that list all have one ring

Chefs
Mahomes
Sammy Parker (injuries)
earl thomas
dee ford, although he did cost us an owl
better
yes
chicken flatbread

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Dem boyz have 5. Eat shit.

>chiefs
>earl Thomas
247sports.com/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs/Article/Earl-Thomas-signing-Chiefs-Ravens-Seahawks-130317156/
How long have you been in a coma for? Lmao

How many since DVDs were invented?

Collins I could get not paying that much for him. He's closer to a box safety than anything, he was fine in coverage, but he was really good hitter.

They're fucked without OBJ

god dammit i mean frank clark. I'm retarded

>NFCE teams shit flinging again
Impressive how one division has the worst fanbases.

That would be the NFC North with three autistic fanbases. NFC East has only one autistic fanbase.

>/Bills Owl 2020/
>White
>whoever the starting TE is
>Oliver
>Kyle Williams
>holy shit yes
>super bowl contender? no
>chicken fajita

>NFC East has only one autistic fanbase.
The Eagles.

Two, but otherwise correct. Nothing beats the NFC North for autistic screeching. If the Lions actually had fans, oh my fucking god dude.

>shit eaters
>illegal immigrants and general cletuses
>non-suicidal new yorkers
that's three

Cowboys. Eagles are assholes but not autistic.

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>"I don't think they bothered me. You just kind of shake your head and laugh. ... I won a few games before he was here."

OLD MAN ELI PUTTING ODELL IN HIS FUCKING GRAVE

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t.

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Cowboys are absolutely autistic.
I don’t personally think the eagles are, but I can see how an argument can be made.
Giants fans are chill from my experience. All the weirdos go to the jets.

Amazing.

I’m a white Colts fan. Go project your mystery meat blood somewhere else.

Eagles fans are absolutely autistic. But I agree with you on the Gnats. Probably my best conversations on this board were with Giants fans.

>I-I'M W-WHITE!

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I dont think Eli is great but you couldn't doubt his ability when they won their owls. But what has Eli done since then?

What has he done outside the two SB seasons?

What has Odell ever accomplished outside of meme catches?

Bears
Khalil Mack
Trey Burton
Buster is going to do good things
Gonna miss Amos
Hard to say if we're better or worse desu. It comes down to Mitch.
Definitely a contender
It's only 9:45am

I'm ok with this

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If your team has never had a perfect season it is a non-team

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>cuckboys fans

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One day into camp and Sterling Shepherd is getting an x-ray on his thumb

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How'd your team do in training camp today, /nfl/?

Losing fights to inanimate objects.

>Fastest receiver to get 5K yards
>Multiple thousand yard and 10+ TD seasons
>Having reliable hands in general
>B-but the drama isnt worth it
Yeah having a top 3 WR isnt worth the antics
True

He's had some successful seasons no doubt. I think he's a tad overrated but he's no slouch. Top ten WR no doubt about it.

>Happened before (You) were born.
Try again.

I’m 63 motherfucker, I post often on quora

Why do you keep posting cowboys fans?

this reads like a rap lyric

why doesn't Yea Forums rate the cowboys when they've improved since last season?

Our coaches made excuses for guys not showing up due to contract disputes. Some other guys ran around without pads on. Our qb impregnated a few other QBs wives who all subsequently miscarried.

>eagles fans seething

Reminder that Odell got shut down by LaDarius motherfucking Gunter in the one playoff game he played in.

I don't even think LaDarius Gunter is in the league anymore.

Because they haven't improved at coach and quarterback which are the two most important positions for a winning team

Because they can't pass the ball and in the [current year] being unable to pass is a death sentence. You don't even need to be great in the air, especially after week ten, but if you have zero passing game you're toast.

gotta be racist or some shit to think my man dak can't pass

Dallas is the whitest city in the nation.
Pic related is the average citizen of dallas

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Sterling Shepard fractured his thumb

>Wilson threw for 198 and 176 yards in his two games against the rams
>Prescott had 266 against the rams in the playoffs

playoff wins?

>49ers fan
>Shepard's Pie
Good stuff user. I might have put Colbert as the team shitter but still, good stuff

>they've improved since last season
[citation needed]

Literally who are the rest of their receivers lol

Colbert is a worse Safety than Reid, never should have gotten rid of him. But Witherspoon was getting gang fucked last year.

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>cherry picked stat that I know I'll win
Yeah he didnt do well in the playoff game he was in. But he also had like 7 targets. There's times when being a volume babby is what needs to be done. If your RB is Emmitt Smith or whoever you run more than 7 times, right?

>aints

Golden Tate and Corey Coleman are there

>Colbert is a worse Safety than Reid, never should have gotten rid of him

Thanks a bunch.

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Whatever happened to that bears receiver that I picked up in fantasy during his 3 game stretch of absolute elite games and then dropped when he disappeared and/or got hurt?

it's literally the only stat that matters

Baker is shit and has the highest turnover rate among all QBs

corey coleman got cut from the bills when they were trotting out kelvin benjamin, jeremy kerley, and andre holmes

I got banned by carmaggedon for making fun of the raiders once.

>Only stat that matters
So you're saying because Chris Hogan had more playoff wins and rings than OBJ hes objectively better?

>trippin' Tomlin gets a contract extension

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Last Thursday without football

Didn't he throw like 6 or 7 touchdowns too? Way more than Dak

That didn't really answer his question since that was last season. And barely beating a team most people thought wouldn't hit 6 wins isn't exactly an accomplishment

Chiefs going 19-0 this year desu

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the world ends

They go from liked to hated real quick.

based
can't even 'magine rooting for anyone but MY CHIEFS

Everyone hates the Browns as is. They are the new Jaguars. Baker can't keep his fat manlet mouth shut and even his own teammates told him to. STFU

baker isn't a manlet....

Compared to Kyler Murray maybe, but against a normal human male he is.

I'm shorter than him and people call me tall....

I'm a chefs fans and I love mahomes but it doesn't matter how many tds he throws. All that matters is winning championships. That's how i judge players and that's why i hate being a chefs fan because I know it will most likely never happen

>6'1"
Thats shorter than your average female nowadays

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>your team
>your favorite band/musician

Ravens
Garth Brooks

I fucking wish
Do you know how hard it is to find a girl big enough to be a dom?

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Sauce?

>everyone hates the Browns
Everyone aside from Stooler and Ratbird fans want to see the Browns win the division. Even Bungles fans would probably be okay with it

>reddit bay

>me and brady’s sixth knee

Are you actually fucking retarded?

I understand championships are the best thing but one superstar doesnt win it all. Especially when they've been as bad as they were

I’m a colts fan and I’m torn between wanting to see them do well because fuck the Steelers and ravens, and wanting to see them fail because it’s funny to watch eternal loser teams get uppity and then fail like they always do (see 2018 Jags). Also I live near Cincy and most bengals fans hate the browns more than any team except Pittsburgh.

>add randall cobb, now have a proper no. 2 receiver as well as a no. 1
>offensive line is healthy again
>elite front 7
>a lot of key players are young who have another years experience, including playoff experience last season
they got a passable (pun unintended) passing game once they signed amari cooper

>Your team
>What their record will be this year
>Which two teams do you have pegged as regressing this year?
>Which two teams will do better than expected?
>Is Russell Wilson elite?

Patriots
11-5 or 12-4
Ravens and Chargers. Ravens will be in the bin with the Bengals. Everyone expects the Chargers to be playoff shoe-ins. I think they go 9-7 or 9-6-1.
Panthers and Titans on the rise.
Yes

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>Yeah having a top 3 WR isnt worth the antics

Career post-season stats: 4 catches on 11 targets for 28 yards and zero touchdowns is why he's not worth the antics

Eagles
11-5
Ravens and Saints
Raiders and Redskins
Yes

>Texans
>9-7 or 10-6
>Aints and Carebears
>Panthers only to collapse in the playoffs and the raiders
>He is /elite/

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>now have a proper no. 2 receiver
for like 6 games lmao

pack
9 or 10 wins
bears obv and chargers
niners and jets
yep, consistently but barely

>Pats
>10-6 floor, 19-0 ceiling
>Rams, Saints
>Jets, Bills
>Overrated by this board, underrated by the media

watch these trips

Bears
11-5
Ravens and Rams
Raiders and Giants
Yes

Colts
9-7
Ravens and >us
Panthers and Falcons
Yes but he’s about to fall out of that designation. He’s had a stacked team most of his career and in the two years he didn’t, he missed the playoffs once and went one and done the other time.

Beware of punished Eli.

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>He had 1 bad playoff game so hes not worth it
You must actually be retarded

This is Eli's last chance at redemption.

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>Makes it to the Superbowl again
>Against the Patriots
>Again
>Brady beats him and retires

>Eagles
>7-9 (Wentz goes down before or after the 7th win)
>49ers and Redskins-(Unironcially)
>Borderline Elite (He reached his peak in the mid 2010s)

>implying Brady will retire after back to back Super Bowl victories
Unless he gets there in Peyton Manning style, no way.

Raiders
6-10
Chiefs, Saints
Pants, jasg
Yes. Just barely though

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ers and Redskins
>user has 49ers and Redskins pegged as regressing
Kek. The absolute state of red teams.

missed a line there, my dawg.

>Overrated by this board, underrated by the media
sometimes, when he got his contract, I heard a lot of media claiming has been underrated, and there was some pushback on here
frankly he gets bounced between over and underrated just like brees

>Daniel Jones throws absolute sex bomb in practice
>One reporter posts video of an incomplete pass not near his target
>Twitter starts circulating it because JONES MAN BAD HASKINS MAN GOOD

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So post both so we can see who is lying, ya goof.

>>Daniel Jones throws absolute sex bomb in practice
Why are you proud of drafting an exhibitionist?

Jones' first pass was basically a throwaway. This is the video that's circulating.

twitter.com/PLeonardNYDN/status/1154472921441734657

Then he completed four straight passes to Paul Perkins, Bennie Fowler, and then the deep pass to Alonzo Russell.

twitter.com/Giants/status/1154530517804601344

>Then he completed four straight passes to Paul Perkins, Bennie Fowler, and then the deep pass to Alonzo Russell.
Who?

Raiders
Rodney Hudson, Brown on offense and Gareon on D
Reggie Nelson
Hopefully Antonio Brown, maybe Joyner
Marshawn Lynch, Osemele
Offensively yes
Not sure as of now, but if all goes well the Raiders can get a winning season and hopefully win in the playoffs
Leftover Jack in the Box Jumbo Jack, 2 tacos and a coke

This. Winning back-to-back will only convince him he can three-peat.

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>Cam Newton throws 40+ yard touchdown to Curtis Samuel
>Then throws 40+ yard pass to Chris Manhertz in double coverage

LOOKS LIKE CAMNO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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MY
PATRIOTS
Are winning the super bowl and you can’t do anything about it

Also my apologies to the moderation team, I did not know you weren’t supposed to use signatures on this forum. I will improve my behavior and study the rules more, I promise.

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Raiders
Hoping for a winning season but I'll say...7-9
The Cowboys, The Chiefs
The Redskins and the Texans, maybe the Panthers and Falcons
Yes if not very good

Seahawks
11-5
Rasm, Saints
Broncos, Bucs
Of course

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>Hoping for a winning season but I'll say...7-9
7-9 sounds like a winning season for the Raiders.

7-9 is a winning season in the NFCN

And AFCS

Quite possibly the AFCN too

>Manning never lost to Cam
>Brady has never beaten Cam
Lmao nice “GOAT” you got there

>Eagles
>7-9 (Wentz goes down before or after the 7th win)
>Vikings and Falcons
>49ers and Redskins-(Unironcially)
>Borderline Elite (He reached his peak in the mid 2010s)
fixed

That kid has beautiful touch of those back shoulder drop in passes

AFCS was the only division with three winning records last year and every team but Houston got better. It isn’t 2016 anymore

twitter.com/Panthers/status/1154549322165309440

>"Cam can't throw the ball deep anymore."
>"Cam is damaged goods."
>"Cam is finished."
>"Will Grier was drafted to repla-

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For me, it's Kansas City (beautiful city)

Chiefs
The Doors

GREEN NINETEEEEEN
GREEN NINETEEEEEN
GREEN NINETEEN READY HUT

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That honestly looks like it hurt to throw that, you can see a hitch at the top of his motion. Rotator cuff injuries are weird, the more you throw the worse it hurts

Chiefs
19-0
Pats/rams
Chiefs/choofs
No

Vikings have improved their O line which fucked them last year after their O line coach checked out and his heart exploded, their season was over after that. That O line was fucking trash, hired Kubiak to be Co OC aka Assistant Headcoach for Zimmer since he wants to focus on defense like they've done since 2014, in 2018 they were trying everything to fix the offense and the defense struggled, plus Everson was out for that period because he had a breakdown, vikings are wildcard at worst, coming from a Pats fan.

Have fun when the eagles go 6-10 btw :^)

He says "set hut", most QBs do.

He couldn't make those throws at all the past two years. He barely even attempted any deep passes and everyone blamed his receiving corps, but he was never quite "right" after 2016 before this last surgery.

>Wins 5 games this year
>Blames twink HC
>????
>26 years with HOF QB's yet only have 2 trophies.

I like cam and i hope he's back but we'll see how he looks after a few hundred passes this summer

Explain

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You're welcome~ Love, Barr

Soon

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DOWN
BLUE 80...EXPRESS
SETHUT

Colts
Megadeth

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Outstanding taste

You still have a QB who cant beat teams over .500 to which even WInce can at least do that. No playoffs for you again!

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>Pats fan
>Defending the Vikcucks with Cousins on the helm
Not sure which cringe is worse between those two

>AND MY DALLAS COWBOYS WILL GO TO THE SUPERBOWL AND LOSE TO TOM BRADY. IT'S OUR TURN

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Based Boomer

Thats actually pretty based.

Since Skip Bayless perfectly predicted Kawai going to the clippers, it is now obvious that he knows everything and that Super Bowl 54 will infact be cowboys vs patriots, and the patriots will win.
I’ve got $100,000 on it. See ya in Bora Bora

Pretty sure we won the superbowl last year there, little boy, cant do much against good Dlines either when your O line fucks you every chance they get, which is what most above .500 teams have.

Still more rings than your entire franchise bitch.

just finished last chance u season 4 on netlfix

anyone else here watch this

Glad KD got a scholarship at the end but fuck coach sims

also brown apparently was recently charged with identity theft so his situation could get way worse

This season felt like watching the sinking of the titanic.

Wonder if they will be a season five

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For me, it's the Model S.

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>Everyone aside from Stooler and Ratbird fans want to see the Browns win the division.
Fake news. Not a fan of those teams. Some people just find uppity Browns fans obnoxious and their little woe is me act is tired and we're the best fans because we like the worst team shit. Also Gayker Gayfield is a fucking prick with a massive victim complex.

>coming from a Pats fan.
Nice try, everybody knows that patsfags are too casual to even know there’s 11 men on the field per team, let alone know details like o-line coaches. Kill yourself vicuck

>tfw Billy Joel concert at Oriole Park at Camden Yards tomorroe

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Hopefully he plays Uptown Girl :) You bringing your babe with you?

Post your team and an image which approximates your prediction for the upcoming season.
>Broncos

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Been a fan of the Pats since Flutie and Fryar, nice try though.

>Raiders

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Did someone say O-line coach?

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How old are you?
>Kurt Vile at the Columbus in PVD tomorrow

Texans

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Post future Hall of Fame players currently on your team's roster

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>rags

Pretty sure you lost to a fucking back up one of those three years.

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Flacco should be in the Hall of Fame for having the GOAT playoff run for a QB

GUYS, THERE'S LITERALLY 1 WEEK UNTIL NFL FOOTBALL.

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Six.

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>Pretty sure we won the superbowl last year there
You won last year because the Rams didn't want to win and neither did the Pats until the last 5 mins of the Owl. Both would of been bootyblasted by BDN again.

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I'm still asspained about the Miracle at Mile High tho.

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>Six owl wins in 3 years

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Raiders

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Don't limit yourself. Freedom is a gift.

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Lost to Eli Derp Manning and twice including the 18-1 loss, and being memed by BDN. Those 6 owl rings only that kept that system baby being edged over by real chad QB in Joe Montana

Serious quuestion: did the Raiders unironically try to assemble the niggest team ever?

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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I wish I knew what Gruden was thinking, user...

Are people going to ever accept that Drew Brees is better than Peyton?

tfw the Steelers will win their 7th ring before Brady does since Brady will be Brett Farve status in no less then 2 years.

Much like whatever helps you sleep when Brady finally retires sometimes soon.

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Only 9 more years of Gruden's Wild ride.

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>has missed the playoffs NINE TIMES in healthy seasons
Lmao no

*wins 8 super bowls in 15 years in your path*

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Uhhh no....

Yeah I would be too, but you got to admit that was a hell of a play. The Ravens were fated to win it all that year.

Is this the part where I point out Peyton's record one-and-dones?

I remember thinking "holy shit, all they have to do is prevent the defense getting behind them and this game is over" lmao.

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>making the playoffs and losing there is worse than missing the playoffs altogether
Let me guess, Montana is better than Brady because he never lost in the Super Bowl since he would lose before getting there?

*wins his seventh with the Texans*

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>It isn’t 2016 anymore
It's not 2018 anymore either dipshit.

We can all agree Montana looks and plays more like a Chad than Brady ever has.Brady looks like a twink compared to Montana's Chadness

You’re right, and the Colts, Titans and Jags are all better than they were in 2018. Thanks for stopping by.

>MFW some raidnigger Theismanns his ass

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>the Colts, Titans and Jags are all better than they were in 2018

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Why would the Texans aquire Brady when they already have a better QB on their roster?

>Brady being traded to the Texans
I keked

>I have no argument so I’m going to post le meme image
You’re too retarded to not be a tripfag. Trip on, whichever one you are.

The broncos already had a 6'8" Godzilla-Thanos at qb, but they still wanted Peyton Manning

Seething. Get back to me when you got a clue.

Joe Montana beats shitty opponents in the owl, not lose to shitty opponents like Brady did 3 fucking times. Also Joe never lost once

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>Dan Marino
>Bengals
>Bengals
>John Elway

or

>Greatest Show on Turf
>Andy Reid
>expansion team
>Legion of Boom
>28-3
>Goof

Peyton Manning would be an improvement over every single QB in other than Unitas and Montana

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Least Joe wouldn't have lost to a wild card Giants and backup underdog Iggles team. Also Dan Marino was second best only to him in that Era.

Would you go to this party?

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Everybody shits on the AFCS until the playoffs, then suddenly people are fans of the Colts or Jags when they play against NE or KC...shitting on a team you don't watch, then rooting for them when they play against the "bad guy" is more kino than rooting for an actual team all season

Why would anyone shit on the Colts?

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Fuck no.

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Me on the right

>Chuck Pagano

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I'll tka e the girl in the white

Try harder

He wouldn't have made it that far.

and do what with her? awkwardly talk to her and then run away?

>I only remember Bennett getting stupid penalties
>But I remember them coming at the worst possible times. He's the sort of guy I don't trust in the locker room
both of those calls were rogue bullshit calls. he made one of the gentlest sacks ever on cousins and still got penalized cause of NuFL

Take her to the back and rail her in the bathroom like I'm in the club

>hey baby, wanna see my football cards?

>Dan Marino
Hardest win since Marino is best QB to never win owl
>Bengals x2
Bengals were the 80s Bills
>Elway
Rookie who hadn't peaked coming from a weak AFL that year.
>GSOT
Bradys hardest win bar none that wasn't from team that choked in the end
>Reid
The man is a walking choke artist so easy win plus McNabb literally choked up his dinner during playcalls
>expansion team
easy win
>Legion of Boom
Second hardest win until the Boom crew choked the game away the last second by fucking passing instead of rushing.
>28-3
It writes itself
>Goof
Nobody wanted to win here until the last 3 and a half mins if it meant Brady could forge the infinity gauntlet.

In the end, Had Joe been in his youth and prime in the Brady Era, Id say he would of won more of those Bradys wins handly. Also he wouldn't have lost to Eli twice nor to BDN at all.

eagles
gotta go with cox although i'm anticipating wentz hard
probably Mills, but I was disappointed in Clement, I really thought he was gonna break out as a feature back last year. we'll see
agreed
agreed
yes
yes
chocolate chip banana muffin and some dates

NE and KC are the best teams in the league from top to bottom. the top NFC teams have undercover trash written all over them

Eagles
12-4
Bears, don't know if it counts as regressing but the Browns will disappoint everybody too
Jets and 49ers
Yes

>yfw da texans go 13-3 and win da superb owl

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>Barely passable rb1
>YPC leader
one of those things is true, which makes the other impossible
even if you want to cry about him not getting as much snaps as a typical rb1, he still unironically averaged 5.5 yards every time he touched the ball

How is KC in New England's league?

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Watching Montana dickriders do mental gymnastics is always fun. You always know they're nutcases because nobody even bothers to argue that Joe is even within throwing distance of Brady anymore except the most delusional, diehard weirdos with all sorts of technicalities that they want to claim matter.

Not gonna happen, but would be cool.

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The Packers will literally win at an absolute minimum 12 games
and you're very upset about that

eagles
11-5
vikings and texans
bills ez. panthers could come back strong too
absolutely elite. i'd take him over any QB not named Tom Brady

Montana undefeated 4 rings are more justified than Bradys 6 rings of insecurity including those 3 joke losses

It will be exactly 4 wins.

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3 of those wins included because those 3 teams choked for different reasons too, and all of them were bird teams

No matter how many times people rip apart this meme, it's still funny to hear Montana dickriders say it.

>it is better to be such a joke that you can't even make the playoffs than it is to make it there and lose
Every single time.

I see Packer delusion is setting in early this year.

I can feel how upset you are over the Packers inevitable success
it's okay, alot of people get upset with things they can't control

First of all, you are implying im which im not. And second Brady only has two and a half legitimate won owls out of his 6. 3 were from choking bird teams, and one was half won in the last 3 mins of owl 53. Least Montana at least tried winning his four rings

Mazz, get off Yea Forums.

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Tom Brady is the biggest ref babby in NFL history.

How does it feel that be so insecure into proving Brady isnt a system baby QB who only won 2 and half of those rings while the others were gift wrapped to them by three choking birds and a half dead ram?

And still getting embarrassed by Eli Derp Manning and a dead in the water backup qb Iggles team.

>they """fixed""" their oline by adding a rookie
wew

I'm not implying you're anyone. I was directly laughing at just the posts I replied to. No matter how much you or people like you try to say "doesn't count" or play semantics or do mental gymnastics, it still won't change reality. 6 rings, bitch. Nobody rates Montana anywhere close to Brady anymore, and they have good reason.

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Imagine supporting an expansion team.

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How much time do you spend thinking about your distaste for Brady?

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yikes.

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Because the NFL is now an entertainment franchise than a sports franchise.

>My team won cause good
>Your team won cause other team choked

Because Joe isn't in Brady's league. I've argued it enough where I feel content to just laugh at Montana hipsters now. Their logic is so retarded that it's just funny to me.

Sure thing, tripfriend

Don't be mean to old gay, it's not nice to bully the mentally challenged.

>My team won cause good
Montana 49ers
>Your team won cause other team choked
Brady Patriots
Pottery

Imagine making a glorified possession receiver like Michael Thomas the highest-paid WR ever when he literally doesn't catch anything further than 10 yards

lmaoing @ the taints' life

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>Be a Zoomer
>Brady 6-3> Montana 4-0
Bigger yikes

>Don't be mean to old gay, it's not nice to bully the mentally challenged Zoomerfag
fixed that for you

Because Brady is considered the goat of QBs yet losing to a even bigger system baby in Eli Manning and also a backup qb close to retiring in Foles.

Did you know that Montana never faced a single hall of fame defensive player?

Reminder that OIdgay was the retard who leaked the script a few hours early.

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And Brady hasn't face a team that didn't choke in the last quarter and won the game since the Panthers.

Would they have won?

So Montana wasn't able to make it to 5 even Super Bowls? YIKES!

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Lawrence Taylor?

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I’ll never understand how someone like Brady gets as much hate as he does.

Who has the getatan collage of him saying he's not afraid of the Eagles?

He's dabbed on everyone's team at least a few times and he's also white.

He's an aesthetic winner married to a Germanic super model. Brady haters tend to love Cam Newton and Patrick Mahommes for obvious reasons.

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He is an obnoxious zoomer

The vikings would have gotten btfo so hard it would have just been painful to watch.

I like his smile

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Autism, both him and the people that criticize him.

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Well considering what that leaked facebook thing indicated, and the final outcome of the owl itself. The pats were losing no matter who they'd face. So the Vikings would of won that owl at their stadium... until the leak came out and the NFL went full panic mode.

This. There is no way Brady is not on the spectrum. Guy is so cringeworthy in every interview or social interaction

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He also goes home to his hot wife who kinda looks like a dude, and french kisses his son.

>Your team
Brownies
>What their record will be this year
10-5-1 wild card team
>Which two teams do you have pegged as regressing this year?
Aints and Ratberds
>Which two teams will do better than expected?
Raiders and Packers
>Is Russell Wilson elite?
His elite status goes in cycles, one year everyone will suck his dick and the next he's overrated. I think he's elite, personally.

seahawks
russell wilson
tre flowers
ezekiel ansah
earl thomas as overall player, frank clark when you consider much career he has left in him
probably not
no, but we will contend for winning the division/wildcard spot
ham and turkey sandwich

>hot
>kinda looks like a dude
you need to admit anything user?

Also would explain why the Jags got so many calls like a Pete Morelli Iggles game

Gizelle is not hot. Like at all

He needs to admit to himself before he admits it his friends here.

Its a gay homo erotic thing that Bradyfags have. You wouldn't understand.

why you faggots always feed the (You)s fishing faggot to show what a cataloguing estrogen laced faggot you are

just like a woman
making lists and shit

Based.

Such uncultured rick and morty swines you all are
youtube.com/watch?v=KPmn1sy4kGI

Or, ya know, they make the images in advance for every matchup and they had 3 others that easily could’ve been leaked

Brady is a cheating pedo of course America dislikes him

Pretty much every elite athlete is solidly on the spectrum.

The one time Old bay made sense

Monkey wrench there is this was posted shortly after the Pats win and about a hour before the Vikings vs Eagles game took place

I hope you don't mean my based post earlier in the thread asking for regression/surge predictions. I'm trying to get a feel for how /nfl/ sees 2019 going.

that was a poster shitting on brady
your reading comprehension is at a first grade level at best

On the official NFL facebook page not some fanmade one the official one, and then they deleted it just as the game started.

Also because hes a pizza gate satanist outside the game of football. Just look at him frenching his kid naked behind a towel as he is getting massaged by another man.

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No more posting beyond this point unless your team's QB is ELITE

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Except the premade images in the scenario that the Eagles won also exist, because that’s what actually happened.
This image easily could’ve leaked too.
Conspiracy btfo

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>6-1 record as a starter

Roger that

Sup.

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Has there ever been a more handsome QB than Joseph Flacco?

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Jay Cutler on his day was a handsome devil no cap.

No such images were made until around after Eagles vs Vikings went into half time. More than enough time to fix that blunder of a accidental leak.

lamar is strong

love this boomer sport lads

If that's the case then why did they deleteafter the Vikings Eagle game started then genius?

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Its zoomer entertainment now. Go back to bed Boomer fuck

This is just a friendly reminder that Joe Flacco is actually retarded. You'll notice that after every single touchdown, he does the following:

>raises his hands
>"WOO!"
>"YEAH!"
>"TOUCHDOWN!"
>"HELL YEAH!"

I don't mean once in a while. I mean every single time. It's really weird.

Yet there was no eagles images posted or made until around the half time mark/shortly after half time. It was all Pats n Vikings on that page for those long 2-4 hour time game between games

maybe he's just pretending to be retarded

Joe Flacco is not and has never been a good quarterback.

I don’t even care if the Ballard-Reich era never wins a super bowl. They’re already infinitely better than this retarded shit.

Are you retarded? Because it was a leaked image before the game happened?

How the fuck do you guys know when the NFL made images? Citation needed

>The #1 player is going to be a 1 year wonder who lost to other QBs Brady, Wilson, Goff, Rivers and lost to last years #1, Tom Brady twice.

Top100 is a joke

Rodgers would have been faster, but he's trained himself to dial down the gayness in public and couldn't properly hold the cup with his pinky up.

The time when the images were posted, but such feature was removed on facebook a couple of months later.

Also the effort made into these images can easily be done in no less than 10-15 mins by a college student when it comes to editing and pasting on photoshop

in fact I shit you not, they edited out with Foles after the game concluded. All they did was kept the same image, but slap Foles and green around it.

>Marcus Cannon is the worst player on the Pats that gets meaningful snaps
I'd say Phillip Dorsett, Cannon isn't bad, he's just overpaid for someone who is always nursing an injury and age snuck up on him fast.

if you're a patriots fan then all i gotta say is yikes.

My sister and her entire team wear pic related for their volleyball games. They're in high school. We complained to the coach and principal but they've done nothing. Should we contact the media?

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As such

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Its worse than I thought. The first image was shown on Tuesday that week before both games took place, and was then removed after the patriots game concluded.

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That might be the gayest thing I've ever read

can you imagine how badly the Pat's wouldve blown out the Vikings had this happened

The Vikes would have made it a contest fer sure we not talking about the Rams here

They would of lost to the Vikings not because the script was the same one as before, only they flipped the Vikings out with the Eagles to hide this blunder. Like are you saying a better pats team like that lost to a butchered Eagles squad like this one? This has WWE writing all over it like it some Daniel Bryan winning the WWE championship at Wrestlemania kind of vibe to it.

This case Patriots were Randy Orton, and Batista was the Vikings.

Oh boy Chiefs fans are so fucked. Poor things....

We've all seen this script before.
Rookie amazes and take team to playoffs while winning awards. Normies enshrine said rookie as the next goat after one year. Suddenly Madden rated higher than any other qb because of optics.

Player has stick legs.
Ring any bells?

Rg4 ooops I mean Mahomes is setting the normies and Chiefs fans up for disappointment.

This is a script that we have all seen before.

Jadeveon Clowney is NOT a bust.

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>tfw we could’ve had JJ Watt and Khalil Mack on the same defense
How many rings would we have right now?

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Also the NFL realized as much as a Vikings winning their first owl at home would of been a good script. The Eagles script would of fared better since they were underdogs, and also the city had a higher sports revenue than Minneapolis does.

Answer is your franchise is too young for an owl win. Next owl win gonna probably be LA so the NFL can reap that sweet revenue. Id say come back in 10-15 years.

>Sorry, but we’re already occupied with the Eagle's underdog storyline, i’m afraid Houston Strong won’t work in the NFL
>Oh, I know! Try the MLB!

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Basically this. Least the MLB is less script obvious than the NFL is.

you're dumb as hell man i bet you only seen mahomes play a couple times.. he's the real deal.

By the way you’re a fucking retard who looks like this.
Kill yourself faggot.

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Actually thats' you if you think the NFL isn't WWE scripted entertainment and has been that way since the Pete Rozelle NFL Era ended

Fuck your sister already, user.

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contenders: chiefs, jags, bears, packers, saints
pretenders: everyone else

>i know you are but what am i?

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nice predictions

A Delusional söy zoomer who even thinks WWE is real and not scripted like the NFL. Also isn't it ironic Cena and Brady are the faces of their companies and won the most championships in both?

alright whatever dude, if my Buccs don't win the owl this year i will admit it's scripted (only way they could hold us down so long is if it is)

hot take, love it

an average of 6.4 teams repeat playoff appearances. pick six teams to fail to repeat this season
rams, saints, bears, chargers, ravens, texans

Saints Chiefs Patriots Chargers Eagles Seahawks
Check em

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Ravens, Texans, Seahawks, Bears, Chargers, Colts

Ravens, Chargers, Texans, Saints, Cowboys
It's going to be a slightly below average year, only 5.

...do you actually believe the Buccs have even the slightest chance at a winning season? Let alone making a SB appearance? Is Winston still the qb there? Is Payton Barber still your "secret weapon" rb? Is Mike Evans the only good piece of your offense and is losing years of his career being a part of it?

>...do you actually believe the Buccs have even the slightest chance at a winning season? Let alone making a SB appearance?
I do on the first question, though not the second. If you've been watching the NFL any amount of time, you'd realize people are way off in their pre-season predictions all the time. The league actually has great parity. Even a team that doesn't necessarily make huge sweeping changes in the offseason can have radically different results the next year.

Just last year as an example: a very popular pre-season pick was the Jaguars. To be a strong SB contender/playoff favorite. Same with the Falcons. Both teams went absolutely nowhere. On the flipside, the Colts were predicted by most to completely bomb. Tons of 2-14 and 4-12 type projections. They made the playoffs.

I know it's lolol the Bucs, but you really shouldn't sound as sure as you do. I don't think there's virtually any chance they win a Super Bowl, but I don't think a winning record for them is that unattainable.

>Cam can throw bombs again
WHO CAN STOP THE PANTS!?

>Panthers
>Saints and Pats
>Bills and Titans
>Sure

a half-decent defence
Alternatively, another fair and legal tackle by JJ Watt

Tyreek Hill just stopped a man who was watching his videogame stream from committing suicide. You won't see a news article about that though.

Yeah and people who watch Darksyde Phil have also avoided suicide by watching him. Or any other YouTuber you can name that is a pile of shit. Who cares.

TyGOAT Hill also ran a 9.98 second 100m which was disqualified because the wind was blowing at 5mph, which was over the legal limit of 4.9mph

>The Jags and Colts weren't what people predicted last year so the NFL is complete parity and predictions of a teams success mean nothing so that is why my team is actually going to do good, because everyone says they wont.

Right on. Buccs 4-12. Cards 4-12. Dolphins and Redskins 4-12. Fucking fight me.

>warble garble watch me say stupid shit and completely distort your argument ubluhbuhbuhlbuhbuhlbuh hahaha bet u feel dumb now
Great job, retard. Learn to fucking read.

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Packers
11-5 or 10-6
Minnesota and Titans
Buffalo and Redskins
Yeah

doors are raiders

>raiders of the storm
Fuck....

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You're in for a disappointing season with hopes that high

Eagles, bears, ravens, texans, seahawks, and prob colts

If the wind assist was over the limit, it might as well have not happened.

>people still sleeping on Baltimore

You morans never learn do you?

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No one is sleeping on Baltimore because Lamar Jackson is quite possibly the worst starting QB in the league? You think him scrambling will magically turn him into the next Wilson?

>>Twitter starts circulating it because JONES MAN BAD HASKINS MAN GOOD

It's one thing to mock a team for a reach of a pick. That's understandable. But I can't think of a time when there's been this much hatred and vitriol for it.

Imho it's because the media/talking heads wanted the Giants - a NYC team (yes based in NJ but still... they have the "NY" label") - to draft a black quarterback to "prove" they aren't "racist."

They didn't and now the media's all pissed off. The same media who spent years criticizing Odell and the Giants not keeping him on a leash, but as soon as Odell was traded suddenly the Giants made the gravest mistake and are full of retards while Odell is Jesus Christ incarnate.

He's the next Kaepernick.

i only have this one.

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>same federal judge that concluded Tom Brady was innocent in deflategate is now denying pedophile rapist Jeffrey (((Epstein))) bail

How can one man be so based

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Wow, they made his hair literally look like slippery half poop half diarrhea shit

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berds

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What did EA Sports mean by this?

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berds

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idk, why the fuck would the Pats release Ryan Allen

did they?

fuck I didnt see that at first

Can someone xplain to me why they made him 89 overall even tho his Jersey number is 88 overall?

what

He's #88 but they gave him an 89 score overall.

They shouldve given him 88 to be more Aesthetic.

Looks like he peed himself a little bit

why the fuck are you looking there

i meant his facial expression...

THIS

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Aesthetic quads dont lie

>84.5 passer ratings
That’s gonna be a “negroes can’t play QB” from me, dawg

That’s higher than Jim Kelly’s passer rating and he’s in the Hall of Fame.
That’s higher than Joe flacco’s, who he replaced

>implying Brady would be worth a fuck outside of papa Bill’s team
Oh, user. You make me chuckle

Why does every homeless person in my city wear patriots gear?

>gnats
ohnonono

why does every [High class] and [influential] citizens of my metropolis wear patriots gear all the time? Not to mention all the [super friendly] girls do too.

>getting this butthurt at a question
Bostonians truly are thin-skinned jews

Because 19-0 shirts had to be given away for free

Why is everyone so obsessed with the Patriots

I’m not, but the effort I have to put in to get (You)’s is very low if I make fun of the pats since Northeasterners simply cannot ignore even the most low effort shitposts

Because they're the best overall team right now/for the past two decades?

Sneed desu

>it’s a flyovers are seething episode

Reminder New Yorks only team The Buffalo Football Bill's will beat the disgusting New Jersey imposter Jetes and New Jersey Eli Mannings retard face

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NEW

>Dipshit is 6 posts early

>7 posts early
Better than a tripfag thread I guess

In a thread that isn't even moving. Just to make a the shittiest general with no news, no "general" in the title etc. We really should ban retards from making new threads.

Generals are gay faggot queer shit to begin with and deserve to have their “””””rules””””” broken

t. retard that made a garbage dump shitass thread that I won't post in out of pinrciple.

>generals are gay
>makes a general
Are you a green bay fan by chance?

nothing gets a thread to 500 quicker than posting a thread 5 posts early and getting the 8 other cocksuckers who are pissed they couldn't post the thread to post

>Dipshit who made thread early projecting his gay fantasies onto normal posters

Patriots

You’ll be sorely missed, your insight is the best we have in these threads :(

Nobody cares about posting a new thread you retard. We care that you did a shitty job of it and were so eager to post your dumb fucking thread that you did it way too early. You're fucking dumb.

I wish Old Bay would live by your principles and not post at all

btw, learn to spell you dumb fuck

I didnt make that thread retard

Hey look, you were right
Salty boomers itt on suicide watch

HERE is the actual thread.

Those are some impressive turdhairs.

>Wow this is bad. All the way around.