France

This. Where the fuck is Germany

Is Denmachine back?

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They haven't been good since 2014. 5 years of being shit hurts your ranking.

>Where is Germany?
they won like 5 out of 17 games

>Colombia
>top 10
I know this rank is bullshit, but how on earth are they on the top 10?

>le belgium is good on fifa so lets give them a high rank
cringe

WE jumped up to 22nd

Its coming home in 2022 once altidore bradley and morris fuck off

give up, whitey

still seething i see

Because of Copa America, look how the points of UEFA teams haven't changed at all

>Fail to qualify for WC in fucking CONCACAF
>Rank goes up

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how the fucking is england 4th and belguim 1st lmao

Yes, 2 years later the ranking will change

Brilliant observation nigel

>4th at WC
>3rd at Nations league
Makes sense though.

Didnt they end their CA group stage with no goals conceded? Not bad honestly

if you guys keep doing whatever you do, it might end up like this
>2nd at Euro
>group stage exit at '22 WC

>*stops drinking coke*

wow, Belgium's golden generation are actually the friendlies world champions ?

>2nd at Euro
>group stage exit at '22 WC
Woops, what a silly mistake you made there XD I'm sure you meant
>2nd at Euro
>1st at '22 WC

no, they just don't lose qualifiers to shit teams like france got rekt by turkey

We were okayish in 2016 and our B-team won the Memefed Cup, it was 2018 that things turned abysmal.

So they're actually the qualifiers world champions ?

I think that might unronically be us actually.

Yes i can, mr. Juan Jose Jaime Jimenez Jurado Ibarbo

Were literally the only team in top 10 that doesnt have black people in their squad

Brazil is so elite. so many countries obsess over soccer but Brazil is consistently the team to beat and don't have to rely on golden generation memes because they're always putting out great players. I wonder if the difference is how loved the NT is over there, so the players play with a lot of pride whereas in England the public are cynical whiners who can't just enjoy the game and habitually talk shit about their own captain because of domestic meme rivalries.

>Colombia
>Englel
>Argentina
No Holland
No Germany

lol at this shit.

Slavs are white niggers

>No Holland
>No Germany

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They were dismantled after 1945

>France sucking Germany
Not surprised

>No Holland
>No Germany

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>don't have to rely on golden generation
They didn't win shit since 2002 and their last golden generation. They won olympics and copa america.

feel free to name a better team

>all those point for a shit copa where you need a penalty shootout the beat paraguay and refball to beat argentina

YIKES

Why are Brasilbros always so infatuated with the world rankings? They literally mean nothing.

both you and belgium lose to meme teams, interesting

>Germany
>France
>Belgium
>Holland
>England
>literally all of Europe
>Uruguay
>Colombia
>Argentina

Some of these maybe aren't better than Brasil outright, but Brasil is definitely not THE team. They couldn't even win 3rd in their own fucking country for God's sake.

germany is the best historically but that's not suprising with those numbers, fucking autists.

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and here's why that's a good thing

uruguay, spain, argentina

>They didn't win shit since 2002
>'04, '07, '19 Copa Americas
>'05, '09, '13 Confed. Cups
among the top NT, we've won the most titles this century
>inb4 hurr those don't count because I don't want them to count durr

But brazil won the CA

nobody rate those desu. the copa will only get value next year

>CA

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wew we sure are sad mr macaco

3 more years!

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>Brazil has a long history of Olympic, World cup and continental tittles
I would argue more Brazilians have won more champions leagues than French players. Considering the amount of Brazilian talent that is always wanted in Europe.

>The destroyer of Egipt
>The nightmare of Saudi Arabia
>The punisher of Russia
Kek maybe we did deserve that bullshit elimination this year.

3 and a half more years!

:^)

You don't understand my posts.
We speak about the last 15 years.
And basically, my original opinion was about the "golden generation". Braazil don't have a golden generation since 2002 and their last WC.
Everybody knows this. Even burgers.

''golden generation'' doesnt mean winning the cup countries like brazil france germany dont have a ''golden generation'' because they are consistently good
a golden generation is about countries like chile and belgium

Wrong

>muh golden generations
Funny how brazil has won more in those 15 years and also managed to stay relevant within that time than France.

not wrong, as you see by this tread getting to the quarters with a shitty squad is a complete failure and a dissapointment

Golden generations are for small and weak countries. Brazil has stayed consistently good since 2002, France has only been good in those 15 years

shut up, I'm getting tired of talking with ignorant people in matters they don't master. stick in your meme sport threads

>tfw going to quarters was a fucking achievement
Why even live?

>beat 3 meme teams in copa america group stage
>move 5 places up

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>Funny how brazil has won more in those 15 years and also managed to stay relevant within that time than France
Soccer.jpeg

2002 Brazil :
>Ronaldinho
>Ronaldo
>Cafu
>Roberto Carlos
>Kaka
>Rivaldo
I will stop here.

2018 Brazil :
Picture related.

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wake up Bostjan, they suck now

3 years and half

2002 Brazil:
>Vampeta
>Anderson Polga
>Edilson
>Kleberson
>Belletti
>Luizão
>Ricardinho
>Marcos as Scolaris cocksucker

2018
>2 world class GK's(Alisson is probably the best gk of the world atm)
>solid defensive scheme even with literal grandpas
>promising midfield
>lots of decent and young strikers
>Most expensive player of all time

This confirms the World Cup is a mickey mouse competition.

2002 Brazil was one of the best teams of all time, but 2019 Brazil is still pretty good and one of the best right now.

Kaka was 18 at the time and didn't even play a game iirc

What's the point of ranking Belgium #1? We all know they aren't going to do anything. They're a more irrelevant version of England.

The Nations League meme cup has increased Euro national team's points

>caring about anything but actual euro/wc tournaments

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Up, up and away!

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>germany is the best historically
I guess 4 is bigger than 5 in frog land

>le coca cola ranking
itt: reddit

>this fifa ranking is sponsored by coca cola

>don't get past first knockout round in world cup or copa america
>above >us, probably because of that 2-0 win

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contratulations, you won a penalty shootout in a final BRAVO, just count all their finals, all their top 3 finishes

>muh history
ah, yes, those ancient jules rimet trophies have the same value as modern world cups

>shitting on based Brazil's league players
>shitting on fucking Belletti of all players
fuck off underage

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>this flag
Do you really want to discuss the value of a World Cup?

So they choke on finals... who cares
Even in meme metrics we are on top

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thicc

>Rouladinho

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8 finals in 19 appearances vs 7 finals in 21 appearances

Nani?

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James is cute

Croatians are honorary blacks

They were in the Brazilian league for a reason

>all this butthurt with colombias position.
Get rekt cucks

>5 years of being shit hurts your ranking.
We still make the Euro 2016 Semifinal and won the Confed Cup. We only been shit in 2018

Losing to us in penalties should have immediately dropped your rank to last tbqhwy.

ok we're shit but lower than scotland? come on now, they're worst than us

what the fuck happened this november in 2017, what made you snap?

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6 African teams 4 European teams
Yeah im thinking the age of whites dominating football is over

>England don't deserve to be 4th, the Nations League is just a friendly tournament

>Netherlands should be top 10 despite missing 2 tournaments in a row because of their performances in the nations league

Absolute fucking state of you

Now imagine how angry all the teams below must be lmao. Im thinking were based.

>confed shit
lol no one cares

sorry you have to see some our retarded specimen

I would never have believed that Colombia were the 8th best team on the planet, but if the FIFA World Rankings sponsored by Coca-Cola™ say so, then it surely must be true. I mean, who am I to argue with the findings of FIFA World Rankings sponsored by Coca-Cola l™?

>everyone lost places except the ones that stayed the same
???

it only shows the european countries, south american countries passed many european countries because of the copa

O MEXICO is 12
Need I say more?

t. seething Pepsi drinker

You're an honorary Mohammed

>brazil top 10
meme list

We should be #1 then.

>failing to qualify is good
(you)

>go check the FIFA ranking
>Scotland is in Arabic
LMAO

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Brazil cocky now that they've won a real trophy after 12 years

Özil, the greatest ever playmaker retired from the national team and Germany haven’t been able to compete since

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Fuck. Now I want a COCACOLA™ but there's only a Pitchulinha in my refrigerator.

>top 5

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no guarana?

that means little penis in chilean

>be uruguay
>lose in the ro16 of copa america to peru
>win 22 points

i'm drinking bepsi now.

>quarter finals
brofix

I don't follow rugby but I know that the Polynesians are pretty good. Could they be top five if they played under one team like the West Indies does in Cricket? Samoa, Fiji and Tonga are all at least top 15 aren't they?

at least germany didn't lose 7-1 in their own WC

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Would be funny if it was England.
Thr vast majority of Scotland is still Scottish - it's too much of a shithole even for arabs to migrate to

No. My brother drank it.

Lmao
Here its a drink for children

Yes because Europe didn't have so much arab money to buy every single player from SA back then

Where is Russia?

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You're fucking retarded. Portugal had a golden generation in the mid 2000s and won fuck all. Belgium currently have a golden generation and have won shit. Golden generations are periods when a relatively shit national team has an abundance of world class talent in a span of a few years.

>Belgium and England beat a load of sheep farmers and then always choke when it matters
>Are 2 of the best teams in the world
Great system you have, gypsy.

Don't you have a piss-soaked Boots doorway to be ODing in, you seething Scot?

TRIGGERED

there's nations league in 2021 so you're winning that, not the world cup

Be germany

Win 7-1 against brazil

Not in the ranking

That's bullshit and you know it

Why do people give a shit?
It's only used for seeding

SEETHING

>tfw #1

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That says more about Belgium than it does about Scotland 2bh

trophylet

>viewing a website from Belgium
>it translates it to Arabic
Hmm.

>brazil
>their points starts 1 7

Oh nononono

North Asia

based polish mathematician breaking the ranking system

Why did northern Ireland go down? They've won all their group games

and beating worse teams doesn't really improve your ranking

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this rating system is stupid

name a better one

I love when international tournaments come around and Americans use the coca cola fifa ranking as basis for which teams are the favorites.

common sense
>why are we in first place
>because we won some games against literally who
is tough to rank national teams
changes fast, play few games

So euro team lost position because of Copa America, gold cup and African cup

friendlies are worth 6 time less than world cup games

france isnt as bad as people say look at ireland. dont give a fuck about the skin colour of the guy who is robbing me at knifepoint desu

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>Only Scotland is in arabic
>i..its your country that is arabic

How can we fix OFC?

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Denmark is Better than germany, Italy and the Nederlands :^)

literally impossible
if you merge them with AFC they will still be forever bottom

Must buy...Coca...Cola

merge them with afc

Did you see who gives a shit ?
The eternal anglo
The macaco
Tintin

Let them all join afc