Tottenham vs Manchester United matchthread

yet another 0-0 and shit penalties

>Gas a nigga

this

for me, it's Wanker-Peessaka

>playing friendlies against a team in your own division

proper cringe on MUTV

I think this match will give us a good indicator of which of these two is going to give good competition to Liverpool's first epl win.

How many preseason games did liverpool win?

Give me livestream pls

>angry Liverpool fans can’t handle the Chinese banter

Liverpool are taking it easy with their historic CL win. No need to fret about friendlies and they don't need to try out new tactics when they already have the best.

ole's at the wheel

Second this

who is the retard on co comms?

bfst.to/play/soccer-14.php

footybite

>Pogba bantering with his "french" frens
:3

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>de gay

>de gay

>best tactics

Run faster?!

shut up mate

yeah you

Do Chinese people even support spuds?

Why do all of these preseason games start like 5+ minutes late?

gotta keep it comfy

why is Lukaku playing in defense for spurs?

fuck

Lads. It’s spurs.

why is delle ali acting like a thug ? he looks like a trap

dele fucking alli jesus

sorry lad didn't mean it

this crowd lol

>Dele Alli

>dele alli
he's so shit

wasn't a fan of mctominay initially last season desu

Is Tottenham a bigger club tha United now?

what's with alli today? did someone fuck his gf

Yes

Not on current evidence. They’re getting slammed

he has the body of a defender desu

>lukaku's first touch
say goodbye to clean sheets

>it's a Manure wins by refball episode

based sissoko dabbing on this twink

>london team chimping out
pottery

de gay will cover for him

Ashley Young all over the place. What a surprise.

kane winning a race against young

Why are none of you fags at work?

Just finished Uni

going later, are you?

lol

>Nigga

insane finish

I'm a thinker

I'm starting uni in September, to do teacher training (30 year old white man with a comfy career change, does it get any better)

I reached my shitpost quota for the next hour. Boss won't pay me for more.

actually shit goalkeeping

>gazza nigga

>not having paid vacation in the summer

UK is officially 3’rd world

>hes a wagie

ahhhh chimp out!

CHIMP OUT

Yea but I have nothing to do so I'm hiding in a shed

'ate yids

>standing on his chest
fuckin hate them

>chimpout in friendly

lmao sissoko
based

Why are spuds so angry?

Mama mia mamadou

>just 23 minutes into a pre season "friendly"

lmao

sissoko is based

How can manlets even compete against giganigga?

is it me or is Dan James hilarious to foul? I hope this season sees him getting crunched every game and all the customers on social media/the pundit circuit go apeshit

wtf is up with all these players making ridiculous challenges in pre-season friendlies

hungry for asian pussy

theres a trend if you haven't noticed and its not about just dan james being fouled

>Daniel James a literal midget dominating Sissoko

That new Utd crest looks terrible.

its not part of the badge, its just kit design

>kane

CAM ON ARRY SCOR SUM FUCKIN GOALS

lmao

Literally what the fuck are you talking about you spastic?

>cooling break
embarrassing

>water break

it's not a cold stormy night in Stoke, Indonesia

>that new united crest
it’s the same crest

They made us take mandatory water breaks when I played (American) football in high school. Granted this was in Florida but we all hated them. If you had any momentum on offense oh hey defense take a break and regroup X) in the middle of the game. This was also at night and there are plenty of inherent breaks in the game and if you don't drink water during them you are a retard who deserves heat stroke.

lose weight

This is literally because half the team on either side are clinically obese

Have sex

CAM ON PUT N'JISUNG ON FOOKS SAKE

lmao arry down

this referee is fucking braindead

MURDERBALL

dumb harry rushing into dangerous challenges

fucks with sissoko heavy

that greenwood guy has been totally invisible

ERA

Do you and your whale gf have water breaks during sex? And do you eat during?

Cope

They’ve been marking him as if he was Messi

it's because the grass is green as well?

I will get my coat

doesnt count when she squirts all over the place

ole pls

>play martial in his natural position
>looks fantastic and scores
hope this game is just a fluke because even with shite players on both sides unted actually looks top 4 worthy this preseason. if they don't sign anyone I think they'll struggle at least

Just sharing a friendly sports anecdote while I watch soccer with you guys. No need to get mad just because I brought up a different sport Euros.

Parrot>Grenwood

facts

name one good irish footballer

I'm an ABU but greenwood is scary good. United should ruin him well though

wes hoolahan

Why are spurs playing thug ball?
Do they know it’s a friendly?

>Fred

nothing better than dealing season ending injuries to your direct rivals in pre season

Enjoying Wes Brown commentary

same bro :)

>lingard
lol

R. Keane

What part of Shanghai are you lads from? I live in the Chinatown part

can I ask a question lads?
do girls finger themselves while they sleep?
just had the weirdest experience looking for some verification on this
I need to know if I'm a massive autist who just blueballed himself for no reason

Imagine playing mata out of position to accommodate Jesse lingard

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WTF was that Son?

It’s because American blacks won’t drink water unless it has 2 cups of sugar and some koolaid powder or tea in it

Mata is just there for moral support

oh look, bailly is injured again

False dawn by united. No surprise they look good they were training 2 weeks before anyone else

If they buy no one else they will get 7th behind wolves

Son. I thought this guy was good?

0 vision

>getting injured in pre season

OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

CAM AN

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And I bet united still buy no centrebacks

What about £80m prospect Harry Maguire?

Would’ve happened by now if they wanted him

got Tuanzebe mate

'And a certain Christian Eriksen'
'What a chance for the lad'
Lel, based Wes

lads i forgot to refrigerate my cheese, it's been out for a day or 2 now

Is it still alright to eat and shit?
Also good match haha, comfy pre season banter games. Look to see another goal

>lets rely on not 1, not 2, not even 3 but FOUR academy players to improve the team
Optimistic tbqh

Wasn’t Wes who said that. Was the other guy

just eat your cum m8

fred's hair lmao

Class of 92

pens on the cards

Was an anomaly

limp GOD

based moura

what kind of cheese is it and how hard is it?

Moura is literally spurs' best player

Jammy as fuck

What part of Spurs are those fans from lads

it was just a bag of pre grated cheddar nothing fancy at all

It's fine, but probably won't taste great unless you cook it

Out road

that was son's family m8

that harvey white guy is pretty good

The square formerly Tiananmen

Korean chicken is so good lads

enfield

ahh, maybe inspect it first and look for any signs of mould but I reckon it might be alright

What part of Spurs is Son from

So is Korean cabbage

United look absolutely dogshit

entire team change

>muh class of 92
1992 was 27 years ago lads. Babies have been born and grown into boys and grown into men and had kids of their own and fought in wars and died in that time

time to let it go, it's not going to happen again any time soon

OH WHEN DE GAY
OH WHEN DE GAY
OH WHEN DE GAY LETS ONE GO IN

GODmes

He’s not playing you fucking faggot

LADS THAT WAS PURE CLASS

AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN

literally who

thanks will do
I threw it in the freezer for now

LUKAKU OUT
GOMES IN

the one who is better than greenwood but gets no coverage

Where were you when united came BACK?!

sat at home when fred ring

polishing ole's wheel

literally who can stop them

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Poogba

Wow Fred is so fucking SHIT

lads, it's tottenham

Still think united won’t get top 4

they'll revert to type come the start of the season

>pre grated
Cringe

i'll pre grate you in a minute be quiet

must be tough growing up retarded

>Perth Glory
>Leeds
>Kristiansund
might as well play some meme asian teams if you're going for easy opponents

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2bf the kristiansund game is a pure meme game since it's ole's old team

>dominating a CL finalist
Are we, dare I say it, back?