/trans/

>wearing a flat cap/trilby/fedora
nope
>being vegan
nope
>supporting a team in a different country to you
Nope
>liking video games like Skyrim/god of war/WOW
Nope
>playing warhammer
Nope
>drinking full fat sodas
Don't tend to drink fizzy drinks but on the once in a blue moon occasion I'll not have diet like a poof
>supporting right wing political ideologies
Yes
>thinking the police were responsible for hillsborough
Nope
>drinking cider over beer
Nope
>liking bands like 2 door cinema club
Nope
>liking bands like Metallica
Yes

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He had to sleep next to and kiss that ugly annoying slut for a month.
It would drive anyone over the edge

Gym. Football Manager. Love Island.

Waiting for WoW Classic.

Gonna' get a job part-time though behind a bar soon so I can stop using the trust fund for cocaine.

Imagine a world without flies

he got lucky a few years ago having some inside knowledge on italian players
think he also was the first to mention Pogba back to United.
He hasn't been any good since but he cant give up shitposting rumours

How much is in your trust fund? Mine is £290k

Haven’t used any of it yet but will probably dip in next year to buy my second home

Hatched the perfect scheme to get back at Anna for cheating on him with Ovie

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I would imagine that’s impossible to imagine as everyone in your country has at least 40 flies on them at any one given moment in time.

What?

>80mil for Dybala
Doubt they would spend that much, never seen anything great from him and doubt he’d suit the premier league

I would imagine that you would find a world without flies difficult to imagine considering the large number of flies that people in your country encounter every second of their lives

>another season persisting Smalling and Lindelof is a good partnership while Jones and Bailly get injured every month

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>Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino apologised to Manchester United for tough tackling by his players during their 2-1 pre-season defeat in Shanghai.

Moussa Sissoko could have been sent off for a challenge on Daniel James, which drew an angry response from United midfielder Scott McTominay and left the former Swansea winger in a heap while players argued among themselves in a heated tussle.

"I apologise to Manchester United on behalf of our players," said Pochettino, who also saw Dele Alli booked following two heavy challenges, along with United's Andreas Pereira.

"I was a little bit annoyed about some situations. I was not happy because sometimes you can arrive late and something can happen.

"Sometimes you need to be aggressive and play with passion but the focus is on building our fitness and developing the way we want to play."

Don’t worry they’ll just sign Alderweireld last minute if Maguire falls through

>I apologise to Manchester United
first in line. good. now for the rest of the england

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Alderweireld's £25m clause ended at 5pm today apparently, so its 80m Maguire or nothing.

He will leave next year for free if nobody signs him. Levy will take the £25m

Maguire is 99% even though £80M is obscene.

Is Shaw, Maguire, Lindelöf, Wan-Bissaka kino?

A job behind a bar? Son you’re gonna go even more balls deep in this cocaine thing, have fun

United will just go balls out and sign Koulibaly if they need to.

>Waiting for WoW Classic.
It won't be WoW Classic. It'll be WoW Classic*.

*Classic being no Retboming, no training world bosses to major cities forcing a server restart (at least ones that would need it), no stun-locking, charm-locking, polymorph locking. No rogue soloing people naked with a rusty dagger because of this. Etc. Etc.

If they said 'Okay we'll make it WoW classic dungeons and shit but you can play any race and class' I would have been all over it. It would have allowed me to experience the game again but different. Blood Elf Paladin in T2 would look sexy as fuck. The next issue is that, everybody knows what to do, there won't be accidental legendaries hidden in loot tables, there will be rushes and overfarm in good areas and so on. Also Paladins remain Buff/Healbots. Mages teleport/vending machine (unless super high geared0 and elemental shamans a waste of space. Oh and warlocks being imp bitch for tanks. Rogues and Warriors raped the DPS with maybe Feral Druids and Mages if they were suitably geared or good enough (mages had major issues with mana).

Anyway.

>Aston Villa have signed Brazilian midfielder Douglas Luiz from Manchester City for £15m - their 10th summer signing.
Fucking hell Villa, slow down.

AWB is kino
Lindelof is kino
Shaw is a bit kino
Maguire is not much kino

Overall fairly kino

If by Kino you mean “shit” then yeah

>exposes himself as a casual in front of all the /trans/ lads

today I saw a ~40 year old dortmund full kit wanker

I for one am fucking LOVING these HTFC theme threads.

One more signing (marvelous Nakamba) and I think villa will finish

Although they are reportedly looking at a new keeper, Maupay and Benrhama. Could send them well over 150mil spent

Cant wait till Villa get relegated and find themselves in severe dire straits over spending so much

Too many other shit teams for villa to go down after their spending imo

Go put money on Villa being relegated then

Brighton, Saints and Sheffield?

Newcaastle

Poocastle, Brighton, Palace (especially if Zaha goes) for me Geoff

What's the best site to do this on?
Didn't people say the same about fulham last year? Turns out signing too many players decimated their team spirit and they didn't gel well together

Newcastle, Norwich, Palace and Burnley too

Don't you hate it when you watch a porno but can't remember its name. You try to find it using keywords but never find it.
I've been trying to find a scene for months now - maybe tonight i'll get to treat myself.

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I told myself I wouldn't bite to this again, but villa's transfer business this year has been nothing like fulhams. Villa had most of their signings done by the same time last year Fulham had made their first

Bet365 is the superior betting site but if you like banter (and I know you like banter) then its gotta be PaddyPower or SkyBet

it's never as good the second time anyway

Hmm yes buying a load of untested players from turkey and belgium is going to pay dividends

The edging while looking is probably better than finding the scene.

It’s really fucking strange to see Barca going into panic transfer mode because the academy is going to shit and they know Messi will be gone soon
The Messi and friends core is going to draw away from too much from the budget and as they get older and shitter every year the club is going to fall apart

got air con in me room

any update on seething poor fags to @ this post situation?

there was a jpeg that used to be posted on /s/ in the latex threads. It was a picture of a woman from behind, and her latex catsuit is unzipped at her arse and you could see her pussy. Something about the picture was incredible and I used to go and hunt it out specifically

Then they changed the rules for posting, ie image sizes and such, and it hasn't been posted since. I've tried to find it. Spent hours. But... I will never know its beauty again.

According to my FM18 experiments, Chelsea are

Lindelof is mediocre.

Cant remember that vid where she's worshipping her own tits

>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.

Yikes.

nonce

>live in shithole
>commit federal crime
>sentenced to death
>takes 20 years due to appeals and shit
>probably live a longer and better life than in the shithole you grew up in

Here's a question. How come homeless people don't get themselves arrested? Surely that's preferable.

Some do, but generally they are mentally ill (at least in the UK) and vulnerable so they are easy targets for violent offenders. At least on the street there's somewhere to run when some psycho starts on you.

Most are drug addicts or mentally ill.
Getting a house from the council isn't that hard.

>Getting a house from the council isn't that hard.
lolwut

>Inverness Caledonian Thistle have loaned nine players to Fort William - but the Highland League strugglers have refuted it is "some sort of takeover".

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to be fair fort william are the joke of the highland league: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018–19_Highland_Football_League

>the Highland League
must be dreadful

>minus 7 points
kek

>those two draws
Must be feeling awful they couldn't win.

If you're a normal person that is trying to find work and following the council's advice/instructions you can get a house.

How’s it any different to the Isthmian League

because it's in the fucking highlands

And?

youtube.com/watch?v=JoexyBq8N-4
Our new home has been revealed.

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inb4 it never gets built despite fat joe's best efforts

Isthman league covers an area of England with millions of people in it. Highlands is sparsely populated and I'm assuming miserable as fuck to play in

another team falling for the glass wall tunnel gimmick.
Like a fucking zoo

It's been in IRL development hell for a while, but at least we're not idiots like Spurs and didn't demolish our own stadium before having a new one lined up. It was supposed to be ready by now, but it looks like we won't be playing in it until the early 2020s.

The early 2020s are 5 months away

Mid 2020s then. The timeline is pretty fucked.

the release clause cant be activated by pl clubs

>didn't break the heat record today
F a i l.

Yes yes, well done Everton, well done. HOWEVER

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>Ngubov - Slav
>Ngubusson - Nordic
>Ngubulainen - Finnish
>Ngubuvić - Balkan
>Nguboğlu - Turkey
>Ngubicec - Czech
>Ngubuwicz - Polish
>Ben Ngubu - North Africa
>Al Ngubu - Middle East
>van der Ngubu - Netherlands
>Ngubu - France
>Ngubu-Ngubu - England
>McNgubu - Scotland
>O'Ngubu - Ireland
>Ngubio - Italy
>Ñgubez- Spain/Latinamerica
>Ngubirraiz - Basque
>Jordi - Catalan
>Pedro - Portugal
>Kevin - Germany
>Ngubiakos - Greece
>Ngubinho - Brazil
>JaNgubu - USA
>Ngubeau - Canada
>Nguybu - Vietnam
>Chingubu - China
>Kimbugu - Korea
>Ngubushima - Japan
>Ngubeet - India
>Nuguburanivo - Madagascar
>Ngieuwbu - South Afrika
>Ngubu - Rest of sub saharan Africa
>Ngubustein - Jew
>Pingubu - Antarctica

is anyone missing from this list?

source on this please. I want to see if my town gets covered

>What are sea walls

yeah when is this meant to happen?

>Pingubu - Antarctica

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In like 200 years

right I wont worry too much then

I googled “rising sea levels liverpool” and that was the first result

twitter.com/i/status/1154452000773251073

ox with straight BARS

Yeah, if the stadium goes under water then the entire city of Liverpool goes under water, which I'm sure is a bigger concern. My issue is that the stadium is built on docklands, so the stadium needs good fucking foundations to last.

15 mins to Slippy G's Rangers face their arch-nemesis Progress Unicorn

>>Jordi - Catalan
>>Pedro - Portugal
>>Kevin - Germany
The fact Germany isn't Kevin de Ngubu is an insult. Why are the other two OK?

Wolves looking to rape Crusaders with that line-up

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Son----------Kane-------Lucas
---------------Dybala
--------Eriksen----LoCelso
Sissoko-----------------NDombele
---Vertonghen---Sanchez
-----------------Lloris

*wins the league on a negative goal difference*

This is the one that could (read: will) happen in your lifetime

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Fucking hell, Nuno. Chill.

Again this is taking into account that the sea levels are an invisible line that permeates all land, and even then this is worst case scenario. I'm pretty certain at some point humans will develop a counter measure.

Inb4 one of their regular players picks up a 6 month injury tonight

>Researchers at University of Manchester have crunched the data to reveal how long it takes players arriving in the Premier League from other European leagues to find their form.

>They looked back at in-depth performance data spanning several seasons for players moving between the continent's six top leagues. For each player they assessed how those indicators were affected by their transfer to a new club.

>The bad news for forwards from Dutch and French clubs is that they took the longest to adjust, playing an average of 18 games before they reached their previous level.

Number of matches to adjust for players transferring to Premier League clubs from:

Germany

Defenders: 9

Midfielders: 0

Forwards: 12
France

Defenders: 9

Midfielders: 12

Forwards: 18

Netherlands

Defenders: 12

Midfielders: 12

Forwards: 18

Italy

Defenders: 6

Midfielders: 9

Forwards: 15

Spain

Defenders: 0

Midfielders: 12

Forwards: 6

Other Premier League clubs

Defenders: 0

Midfielders: 0

Forwards: 3

>countermeasure
It’s literally impossible to stop this

what level does it need to be to wipe Liverpool from the map?

*builds a big wall*

The Dutch have been doing it for centuries

what fucking data would you even use to measure this
fuck statsnerds

walls, famous for withstanding water, are the perfect solution Mr. Prime Minster, you truly are a geinous

lmao we are absolutely going to blow past 2 degrees in the next 100 years

we're already almost at 1.25 and greenhouse emissions were at a record high last year

>Everton reveal stadium plans
>Liverpool fans instantly drop what they're doing to try and find ways to mock it
Glad to see they're still salty about slipping the league at Goodison Park.

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The Thames Barrier has stopped London flooding for years

tfw villa announces 10TH signing so far and more still to come

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You can’t do that on a global scale

yeah, just extend it around the entire island, simple as

if it's that or drown we'll figure it out

Yeah but you can do it on one river. You really think governments are just going to let sea levels overflow and drown entire cities?

>wolves assistant manager supposedly off to take the head coach post at sheff weds
interesting

If there was a way to stop it they would have already started implementing it by now

Here you go

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if it was actually needed they would have started doing something

No they wouldn't, the people who actually have the power to do anything about it are pretending not to see the evidence that it's going to happen just so they can make a bit more money

thought this was to stop migrants?

yeah but how will they make any money when the country is under water?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7286917/Arsenal-stars-carjack-terror-Mesut-Ozil-attacked-knife-wielding-moped-thugs-London.html
Get a fuckin' grip on it Khan

>Wolves struggling against part-time terrorists

Proof that the government only cares about London

>terrorists
N.I so more like paramilitary

>politicians won't do anything because they love money so much
Imagine being this much of a brainlet, as if they wouldn't build sea walls if it meant an important port / revenue stream was under threat of flooding. Unless you'd rather they take the money needed to build the wall from your NHS and police there's no need to do anything atm

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They won't, by the time they realise the country is going underwater it'll be too late to do anything

>It's just their culture

Kola is a fucking hero in that video

Major upset on the cards tonight

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I said the people with power to do something, not politicians.

>by the time they realise
you just said they already know about it

The UK only has one port nowadays (Dover/Folkestone). Docks around the rest of the country closed years ago

I don't think they'll be Progresing

>The UK only has one port nowadays (Dover/Folkestone)
So annoyingly easy to disprove that it has to be a troll

Liverpool still provides a lot of money though, there's nothing to gain from letting it be flooded and a lot to lose if it does happen

Yea and they're pretending not to notice it to make money, one day they'll regret doing so because everything will be fucked.

>le bar where players walk past

Absolute cancer.

Posting a reply about the post without hitting reply still counts as being baited.

>to make money
how?

Disprove it then

>Barca going into panic transfer mode
what are you talking about?

The UK only has one airport nowadays (Heathrow)

Cutting costs with non clean manufacturing/energy etc. Big business do their best to avoid increasing their spending on renewable energy and clean production

*looks at UK government for the past 10 years*
oh okay good luck friend

Felixstowe isn't even the busiest dock of the UK (Immingham), let alone the only one. What a genuinely odd lie to spout.

Think of all the money big business would make if they were funded by tax payers money to flood-proof the country

I don't think it was a lie
I think they're just a bit simple

we could have clean energy in nuclear and yet you greentards STILL dislike it for reasons I can't comprehend

Who said I was against nuclear energy?

Don't generalise people just because you're too stupid to try and save the only thing keeping you alive.

>Progres aren't beating Rangers
Why must memes not occur? As much as I like Rangers for not being reeee freedumb fags like Celtic, I at least like seeing Slippy G b t f o.

I don't care if 'pool floods because I live in the centre of england

How many players has Slippy G bought/loaned for Rangers now? Seems like zillions

what?
UK has several
Gatwick is incredibly busy for one, despite it being shit

one too many

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8 so far this year (2 bought, 6 loaned)
20 or so last year (6 bought, several free transfers, some unknown, rest loaned)

>loads of untested players from Turkey and Belgium

But they haven't. Most of their signings so far were either at the club already on loan, worked with the manager previously and/or were already in English football.

I really hate this Huawei music. I really really hate it. Why won't it stop being played.

just press the up button on the clicker lad

>weather going to drop 10 degrees tonight

Thank god, just wish it would be a bit faster

Jesus Vallejo to the Wolves. It's happening.

>"The wolves"

Johnny Foreigners out 2bh

the staffordshire wolves

he's quite shit

>The Wolverhampton Wolfpack only 1-0 up against part-time Muslim slayers

Enjoy 17th Wewlves

>playing horde
>playing fucking belf
jesus christ lad

could leave the patio doors open tonight, but then you risk the carpets getting wet if/when it rains

tough one

Absolute meme game going on in Belgium: livescores.com/soccer/europa-league/qualification/gent-vs-fc-viitorul-constanta/1-3065107/

It would be smart for the West Birmingham Canines to exit Europa League early 2bh so it doesn't hurt their position in the premier league

why don't they get a nicer website?

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For me, they are no better than the Slightly North of London Hornets

looks nice on mobile I assume

>6 loaned
>ojo
>defoe
>?

>hur dur played blood elf in vanilla
I played a troll mage (male) and an orc rogue. I didn't play a Blood Elf until I bought my mates highish geared Warlock so I could raid as the best raid guild needed a lock (and it also came with a high end Orc Warrior). I then made a Blood Elf Paladin on my main account and rushed it to 70 in 4 days in order to get the Halloween Event axe. I then levelled every class to Lv.60 over a couple of accounts (main account had twinks so limit). I planned to make several twinks on alliance. But didn't happen.

I just think raiding as a BE Paladin in MC/BWL etc would be fun than raiding as a troll/orc which I already did. I don't like Undead due to designs and the Tauren is the original furry race.

Sorry I mean 6 loaned + free transfers.

It’s only their first competitive game since last season ended. Don’t take too much from it

can i suggest that maybe you have sex

Does the working class even like Boris? Feels like they tories wanted him in as leader because they grossly overestimate his role in Brexit

For me, it's Druid Tauren

dilate

>boi
Ummmm... fuck off maybe?

nah lad, working class have nothing but disdain for upper crust types like boris, even if they've built up some bumbling fool brand

working class hate politicians. that's why there's so many efforts to keep them down, because they don't want the world to turn into a hypersexualised tranny child catwalk hellscape, they just want consistent gravy

>Do the working class even like the leader of the upper class elitist party?

Have a word with yourself.

>go on my club’s forum
>everyone there is watching and commenting on our main rival’s game against literal whos

>Full strength squad not fit for competitive match
>2 weeks before the season starts

These should be concerning signs

But they always vote tory

How much would Juventus actually sell Dybala for? Obviously not 80 million

>playing horde
again, jesus

t. never lived in lower to middle class constituency

Only if Shaw loses 10 lbs

Why not 80m? Had a shit season, is barely used and they've brought in a bunch of big contracts (he's being paid less than half of what ramsey and de ligt get)

Can't believe the Lancashire Devils are paying that much for Maguire. The east midland foxes are going to be loaded

Wolves finally score their second goal.

are you an actual spastic? have you ever been to the north of england?

yorkshire's tory heartland

just another day in london

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but not lancashire
or merseyside
or tyneside
or most of the north of england

>attempt
>Ozil be like 'you can't fight what you can't see'

De Rossi to Boca Juniors
twitter.com/BocaJrsOficial/status/1154489168296157184

Wonder what he's on a week.

>transfers under £30m

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are boca that rich?

I didn't think so but it's on a free as well so it'd have to be fairly high? Genuinely didn't expect this transfer at all.

>Edu was stopped by a fan whilst on tour with Arsenal and was recorded by the fan as he asked would Arsenal be signing Everton
>Edu replied 'let's see, let's see' with a wry smile

>United have jumped to the head of the pack in pursuit of Zaniolo as Spurs have changed transfer plans

Such a boring transfer window, when will people be bought

>get to watch a bunch of kids play games next season
Either very based or a big yikes from me.

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Hazard (£90m)
Griezmann (£108m)
Felix (£113.4m)
de Ligt (£76.95m)
de Jong (£67.5m)
L. Hernandez (£72m)
Rodri (£63m)
Ndombele (£54m)
Luka Jovic (£54m)
Wan-Bissaka (£49.5m)
Militao (£45m)
Mendy (£43.2m)
Rodrygo (£40.5m)
Kovacic (£40.5m)
Tielemans (£40.5m)
Joelinton (£39.6m)
Haller (£36m)
Jimenez (£34.2m)
Manolas (£32.4m)
Pavard (£31.5m)
Cillessen (£31.5m)
Perez (£30.06m)

That's just over £30m. I know you're just shitposting as a gimmick but come on.

>Ozil nowhere to be seen again
L m a o. Based Kolasniac. Bet you they were either East Asian or Eastern European.

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>Cillessen (£31.5m)
How?

Wouldn't be so bad if they weren't all meh/shit. I saw absolutely nothing from Brewster against all the good opponents for example and yet somehow he's highly rated. The rest of them was even worse except for that Curtis (is that his name?) lad maybe.

>SMS to United
What the fuck is this shit

>Man Utd stance on Sergej Milinkovic-Savic revealed amid agreement claims - EXCLUSIVE
MANCHESTER UNITED are not in for Lazio star Sergej Milinkovic-Savic, Express Sport can reveal.

Feel like in some sort of cruel act by God that Hoever will turn out good, poor guy is competing with a very talented 20 year old.

valencia
and neto went the other way for the same amount

mobile.twitter.com/smhjaames/status/1154457329720582146
Looks like Kolasinac got knifed at the end there
>ozil just sitting in the car like a pussy

Is there a sudden shortage of pacy nigs I'm not aware of?
Enough messin' around now.

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Howdy.

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Arsenal can have him back now.

He didn't. They're both fine.

Arsenal should sign Jonathan Tah desu.

>Everton have told Crystal Palace they are prepared to bid £60m and include 28-year-old Turkey striker Cenk Tosun as part of a deal for Ivory Coast forward Wilfried Zaha, 26 - but fear they could miss out to Chelsea. (Telegraph)

Manchester United could be forced to meet Leicester City's £80m asking price for England defender Harry Maguire after United's 25-year-old Ivorian centre-back Eric Bailly suffered a knee injury in Thursday's friendly win over Tottenham. (Mirror)

>Leicester's 23-year-old English winger Demarai Gray says there is "nothing to worry about" over Maguire and does not believe the defender, 26, is disgruntled that there has been no movement regarding his future. (Leicester Mercury)

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has dismissed Real Madrid and Wales forward Gareth Bale, 30, as a potential transfer target, insisting he is focused on building a team rather than acquiring individuals. (Independent)

>Spurs defender Toby Alderweireld's transfer value has increased dramatically after the 30-year-old Belgium centre-back's £25m release clause expired on Thursday. (Sun)

Manchester United are preparing for 26-year-old France midfielder Paul Pogba's departure and are closing in on a £70m move for Lazio's Serbia international Sergej Milinkovic-Savic, 24. (Mirror)

>However, Pogba could actually stay at Old Trafford for at least another year, which would scupper any move for Milinkovic-Savic (Express)

Aston Villa are on the verge of making their 11th signing of the transfer window - and taking their summer spending to £120m - with an £11m move for Club Brugge and Zimbabwe midfielder Marvelous Nakamba, 25. (Telegraph)

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>Juventus and Portugal forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 34, will not be able to persuade Paris St-Germain striker Neymar to move to the Serie A side- because the 27-year-old Brazil international has his heart set on rejoining Spanish giants Barcelona. (Star)

Borussia Dortmund are in talks to sign Barcelona's Brazilian forward Malcom for 42m euros (£37.5m). (Goal)

>Manchester United have been told they will have to spend more than £30m on Newcastle's 21-year-old English midfielder Sean Longstaff. (Manchester Evening News)

Middlesbrough are expected to sign English winger Marcus Browne, 21, from West Ham United.(Teesside Gazette)

>Napoli boss Carlo Ancelotti is remaining optimistic over his side's chances of signing Colombia forward James Rodriguez, 28, from Real Madrid this summer. (Marca)

Meanwhile, the agents of Lille and Ivory Coast winger Nicolas Pepe, 24, have been in Naples to discuss a possible transfer to Napoli. The Italian club would also throw in Algeria midfielder Adam Ounas, 22, in a deal worth more than 82m euros (£73m). (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

>Lyon's 23-year-old French striker Moussa Dembele will be on Manchester United's shortlist if the club sell Belgium international Romelu Lukaku, 26. (Sky Sports)

Norwich City have been put off by Ipswich Town's £5m valuation for 20-year-old English midfielder Andre Dozzell. (Norwich Evening News)

>Newcastle United are close to signing former Chelsea midfielder Kyle Scott, 21, on a free transfer. Scott has played for the England Under-16s, Republic of Ireland Under-17s and USA Under-18s and under-20s. (Newcastle Chronicle)

Aberdeen forward Stevie May's hopes of returning to hometown club St Johnstone look to have ended. The 26-year-old Scot had passed a medical earlier in the week but talks stalled between the clubs. (Daily Record)

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>>Lyon's 23-year-old French striker Moussa Dembele will be on Manchester United's shortlist if the club sell Belgium international Romelu Lukaku, 26. (Sky Sports)
he's shit btw

>le highly rated SPL nigger

I thought he was good and £20m was a great price based on his Celtic performances? He has like 0.45 goal per game ratio, that it isn't bad.

>He has like 0.45 goal per game ratio

So why don't they just keep Lukaku?

>Scottish league

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he's shit and unbelievably wasteful. he's a needs 5 clear cut chances for 1 goal guy.

No, 0.45 for Lyon. He also had 0.45 for Celtic too.

Lyon created a lot of quality chances last season and would have scored a lot more with a competent striker upfront. as I said, he's shit. at the last U21 euro, he was also shit.

0.45 isn't good for a striker, unless they come up with clutch goals like Drogba

I don't think 0.45 is bad. It's not amazing. I'd say 0.60+ is what good strikers should be (Aguero, Henry, etc)

Would be 17 goals in the PL, decent haul

that would be great for a winger or advanced midfielder. If yanited want to be a title-challenger they need a 20+ goal a season striker. City and Liverpool both have strikers of that calibre unsurprisingly

Definitely kino. Maguire and AWB have proven themselves as top defenders in the prem, Shaw when fit is a solid LB, and Lindelof's drastically improved last year and has the capability to be a top CB. I'm interested in seeing how Dalot comes along this season. He's still very young, has phenomenal crossing, and can provide good competition for AWB.

Salah
Goals: 22
Assists: 8
Minutes per Goal: 148
Minutes per Assist: 407
Minutes played: 3256

Aubameyang
Goals: 22
Assists: 5
Minutes per Goal: 124
Minutes per Assist: 546
Minutes played: 2731

Mané
Goals: 22
Assists: 1
Minutes per Goal: 140
Minutes per Assist: 3085
Minutes played: 3085

Augero
Goals: 21
Assists: 8
Minutes per Goal: 118
Minutes per Assist: 309
Minutes played: 2479

Vardy
Goals: 18
Assists: 4
Minutes per Goal: 152
Minutes per Assist: 682
Minutes played: 2728

Sterling
Goals: 17
Assists: 10
Minutes per Goal: 163
Minutes played: 2776

Kane
Goals: 17
Assists: 4
Minutes per Goal: 143
Minutes per Assist: 606
Minutes played: 2427

Hazard
Goals: 16
Assists: 15
Minutes per Goal: 183
Minutes per Assist: 195
Minutes played: 2925

Wilson
Goals: 14
Assists: 9
Minutes per Goal: 171
Minutes per Assist: 281
Minutes played: 2534

These are some stats of the strikers last season, not all of them obviously, but some. As you can see, 20+ goals is pretty rare. Auba was the best striker out of the top three due to goal per min ratio, but Salah is the better 'complete' player in terms of team contribution. However, the best player there I would say is Hazard. I'm not sure who could do 20+ goals. They tried Falcao, for example. Who else have they tried that failed?

Falcao failed because United was ran by absolute retards.

>"was"&

manes is even more impressive when u realise he wasnt on pens

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>le speedy assist and track back man

Nah his knee was fucked, he failed everywhere even after United

At one point Salah didn't score for like seven games, if he can

he works very hard for the team!

>tfw Robbo and Trent's backups are two 18 year olds

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milner is 33

Duck = premier league
Seagull = Brighton

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>That dream came true for 11-year-old Mackenzie (pictured) after he spotted Lionel Messi while on holiday in Antigua.

>The football superstar invited him to play football with him and his family.

>Mackenzie is now back from his holiday and has been telling us what it was like to have a kickabout with him.

Messi once again hover handing. Is he clever or is it autism?

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>Netherlands just made loli/shota illegal
>Sadpanda etc are hosted there
>They can't be arsed to switch server locations so are just closing down
>mass panic

Anyway

>ARSENAL and Celtic are only a "couple of million pounds apart" regarding a deal for Kieran Tierney as the Scottish star's move edges closer.
>The Hoops want in the region of £25million for their star left-back, 22, with Tierney thought to be interested in a move to the Gunners.
Arsenal just need to finish this and work on signing Tah.

>Paulo Dybala is set to be on his way out of Juventus. He could possibly be on his way to Spurs.
Would be a good signing but I don't see it happening.

>Liverpool are reportedly plotting a shock summer swoop for Burnley keeper Tom Heaton.
Why?

>Everton are interested in signing £36m-rated striker Moise Kean from Juventus
Would be an interesting signing. But if Dybala is leaving; why would he?

>Steven Gerrard has revealed Eros Grezda is close to leaving Rangers.

So bump to keep alive.

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writing stories based on the numerous movies and videogames I enjoyed as a kid and then act them out with my G.I.Joes.

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>>Netherlands just made loli/shota illegal
>>Sadpanda etc are hosted there
>>They can't be arsed to switch server locations so are just closing down
>>mass panic

>the state of you

Will SMS be unveiled this week lads?
#MUFC

I don't give a fuck, but other boards do, they're panicking.

Mane is like a reverse Salah
>Misses chances against weaker teams but delivers in big games

The football knowledge of zoomers...

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this is a better team than some stupid shit that BBC publishes like "Hogart Shindley's (Spurs 83-92) All Time XI" that doesn't have any Argentinans because he's still mad about The War

that team would blow any 60s-80s team out of the water

the virgin hoverhand
vs
the chad embrace

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>De Gea
Okay I guess. But Khan, Seaman, Barthez and VdS are all possibly better.
>Dani Alves
Thuram, Cafu?
>Van Dijk
Maldini? Nesta? Barsei? Rijkaard? West? Costacurta? That's just from Milan.
>Marcelo
Maldini? Carlos? Cole? Lahm?
>Xavi
Pirlo? Lampard? Scholes? Gerrard? Ballack?
>Iniesta
Zidane? Rivaldo? Gazza?
>Neymar
Laudrup? Ortega? Overmars? Figo? Figo? Beckham? Ronaldo?
>Kaka
Charlton? Maradona? Zico? Socrates? Rivaldo? Hazard?
>Ronaldinho
Nedved? Leonardo? Robben? Bale? Pires? Hazard?
>Messi
Fine with me
>Ronaldo
Fine with me

But other good strikers are/were Shevchenko, Weah, Crespo, Ronald(Fat), van Basten, Law, Greaves etc.

Not my opinion but just food for thought.

>putting De Gea in your best XI and then putting VVD over Vidic

why don't you film them?

Absolutely based

>Greaves
based

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>doubting alves, iniesta and xavi
>being okay with de gea and ronaldo

Probably only picks players he's watched tbf

>Khan, Seaman, Barthez, Thuram, Cafu, Maldini, Nesta, Barsei, Rijkaard, West, Costacurta, Carlos, Cole, Lahm, Pirlo, Lampard, Scholes, Gerrard, Ballack, Zidano, Rivaldo, Gazza, Laudrup, Ortega, Overmars, Figo, Beckham, Ronaldo, Charlton, Maradona, Zico, Socrates, Rivaldo, Nedved, Leonardo, Robben, Pires

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Dean Henderson loan to Sheffield United to be completed today apparently. Good move for all parties desu.

Might just end it

>Dani Alves
>Thuram, Cafu?
Alves objectively better by all measurements

>listing Lampard, Scholes, Gerrard, Ballack, Zidane, or "Gazza" in the same breath as a Xavi+Iniesta combo
retarded boomerism and a bad case of It's Coming Home brain

I'll hold on until i see liverpool win the league and then I'll call it a day I reckon

Everton in talks to sign Wilfried Zaha from Crystal Palace. Bid worth in region of £60m which includes player going to Palace from Everton.

Good for you user, 174 is some age to make it to

lads its too hot

It's gone down to like 20 degrees, this is perf temperature

Its raining here all next week

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>oliver khan

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Didn't know he played for Tottenham

It doesn't really matter, the admin is a nonce though, same with nyaa, what they were doing was already illegal, paranoid tards just wanted a way out.

Good. We need to cull all the nonces. Basically that means get rid of anime.

>we need to cull the nonces
>goes after foreign anime rather than the established elite ruling over you
Big brain move.

Epstein is going to out them in a matter of weeks anyway

Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the

oppisite sex

thinkin of u

They want you

they want to kiss u

They want to be with u

they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night

they are longing to be with u

This is all true not a fake if u send this to 20 people in 5 mins

the person

that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask

u out or

grab u and snog the face off
u.

implying he won't be dead within a week

Hopefully he'll cut a plea deal to out all the high profile nonces like Clinton before he kills himself using 3 bullets to the back of the head

Redpill me on Epstein

hes a fackin nonce

He has an island with a "temple" on it that definitely has an underground tunnrl system. He's been caught for trafficking children and fly's high profile people to his island. It's almost definitely a pedo cult.

Bill Clinton travelling there 27 times while he was president and refused to have the secret service travel with him.

>sadpanda is dead

It's all so tiresome.

>psg have signed ISSA GAY
>he IS A GAY

hahahahahaha ahahahahahah

What’s sadpanda?

anime child porn

Secret club for nonces la

>Trump reportedly flew with Epstein and in 2002 described him as a "terrific guy," adding: "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side."

A hungarian basket weaving forum where you could post pictures of your baskets.

>and many of them are on the younger side

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>friends and possible nonce partners with the president and ex-president
nigga gonna 'suicide' any day now

>After the parent of a molested 14-year-old girl complained to the police in 2005, Epstein eventually pled guilty and was convicted in a Florida state court in 2008 of soliciting a prostitute and of procuring an under 18 girl for prostitution. He served 13 months in custody with work release as part of a plea deal where federal officials identified 36 girls as young as 14-years old who had been molested.
did dubya bush or barack ever go there?
at least 2 of the last 4 presidents have been to nonce island

COME ON TOTTENHAM BUY SOME FUCKING FULLBACKS, DYBALA PLUS LO CELSO AND GET RID OF LAMELA

Hillary Clinton seems to be ITK about it so it wouldn't surprise me. I'm pretty sure the nonce island is what that guy who got killed was talking about when he said "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"

Pizzagate isn't a conspiracy after all.

I love how all the anti trump folk are now turning to conspiracy theories normally held by the right wing to try and get at him. Not saying that all this Epstein stuff is fake as it’s definetly true

Reminder Ed Woodward did not go on the preseason tour so he could work signing more players
The preaseason tour is now finished with players back in Manchester

Signings made: 0 (zero)

Don't care about political views, just ate nonces.

Simple as

instagram.com/p/B0VeIM3DgAv/?igshid=rw1xe0nnkqqz

;_;

You realize that government pedo rings exist but that doesn't mean pizzagate is a thing

Based.

>danny graham
>djibril cisse
>michu
wew la

pretty sure I saw Jimmy Kebe in there as well

>

Tottenham offered for Dybala only 50m€ according to La Stampa

Liverpool need a creative midfielder. When teams park the bus and they can't counter attack they are stuck.

as long as teams don't figure out they gotta press the fullbacks rather than the CDMs they'll be fine

OX

One Bruno Fernandes please.

is he "creative"?

he's creative in his blooters

Epstein is Mossad. He was just some low level douchebag in Bear Stearns in the 70's. He left there in the early 80's and out of nowhere is in charge of jewish billionaire Leslie Wexner's fortune. He networks with other rich people and politicians, entices them to the island and the jews now have something to blackmail people in power.

cant be that powerful if he got arrested

>the jews now have something to blackmail people in power
They won’t need their island to do that in the future now that they can just look for some dodgy shit in someone’s search history from when they were like 19

youtube.com/watch?v=EHMrAhMnGHA

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>F.Mendy out for 4 weeks due to a muscular tear
NO REFUNDS

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oh sorry I mean...fuck the kikes 1488 praise kek

One of the ways they went after Assange while he was couped up in the embassy was creating some shitty faked log where he solicited a minor in some online chat room or something like that. I forget the particulars.
Have you seen the machine learning program that imitates voices? How about consumer graphics cards should be able to generate photo-realism in about 5 years.
Don't need to go digging when you can just create evidence of a crime when you need it.

He's been arrested before and got off no problem. State prosecutors declining to do anything about him. It's the weight of media exposure that has put him in this position. It wouldn't shock me if king kike ball-sucker Trump pardoned him.

Imagine doing LGBT lessons at school

You’re a fucking idiot

This is why we need Nazism

I was sure
>we
would have signed at least two attacking players to push on and win the league and champs league. Instead we are treating Lallana as a new signing .

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Is Milinković-Savić even good or is he just another meme who's only popular because he's good on Football Manager?

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he had a good season 2 years ago

nah, it's just based lucas making him look world class

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lads, how much is arsenal paying for the ceballos loan?

I hope it gets forced in religious schools. We all know the Christian ones are basically dead so that would be only 1 kind of school, and boy will lgbt people get to see some tasty islamic tolerance.

>expecting Liverpool to ever win the league.

based muslims saving the west

Being trans is basically a socially-acceptable form of mental-illness.

not if they pay east sussex 45M for dunk

0 PL lol haha

Lads. Just watched the video of kolasinac and ozil. Kolasinac is a fucking chad. He btfo those cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=UQzkgSBl1MY
Will the transfer window get any weirder than this?

yeah, it was very cool of him
shite at football like, but you'd have him in your squad just for being hard as nails

is the saga finally over lads?

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SNUBBERPOOL

As if we needed further proof that juve are cunts

Liverpool SNUBBED

GAZUMPED

wow, I thought he'd go to the eplel

come to besiktas

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lol at least he admits he’s shit. I went to the England Holland game in nations league and he looked awful

>2nd best paid player in serie A
raiola is a scam artist

What the fuck bros I did my foot in it hurts so fucking much fuck.

>80 million for the french zaha

His competition is a bunch of boomers though.

>french zaha
pepe actually has end product though

Looked shit in the United-Ajax europa league final. If he was a United youth product he'd be on the bench for QPR

You might have diabetes

>be on 350k a week
>admit you're shit

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you might have gout

They didn’t buy him so he could play football
youtu.be/ipGYS78KXEE

Where did the De Ligt is shit meme come from?

when he got nutmegged about eight times in two matches i think

Butthurt customers

That doesn't sound very good tbqh

maybe you just banged your foot

where did the de ligt is good meme come from?

CL run

youtu.be/Yh14wRzKU7Y

Dutch propaganda

Lads.. LADS

>de shigt

youtube.com/watch?v=K2_nyCVGvlM

What's the deal with the data selling stuff from Facebook. Normies in a vast majority aren't racist online so how can they be sold right wing propoganda

>Pogba's first name is Paul
just doesnt feel right

prefer this compilation
youtu.be/UENDxRYTUvg

Everyone is racist idiot. Normies are just terrified that others will recognize that they’re racist.

>Everyone is racist
I'm not

Isn’t he muslim? Why does he have a christian name?

Something for Newcastle fans:

>There is confusion surrounding the release of results from Mike Ashley's Sports Direct, after the firm failed to publish them early on Friday morning.

>In a statement, Sports Direct said it was "still finalising" the results, but anticipated publishing them on Friday. It is extremely unusual for results to be delayed in this way. One analyst called events "an utter shambles".

>The full-year results have already been delayed once - originally they were due to be reported on 18 July. At the time, Sports Direct blamed the delay on uncertainty over the future trading performance of the House of Fraser chain, which it bought last year, as well as increased scrutiny of its auditor Grant Thornton. It also indicated that it might not achieve its profits forecast.

>In a short statement released on Friday at midday, Sports Direct said: "We are currently still finalising our preliminary results and will update you again at 14:00." The firm had earlier apologised after delaying the release of its results and cancelling an investor presentation at the last minute.

islam and christianity is basically the same thing

Except they arent and Muslims usually have very different names
maybe his family arent that serious about Islam and just liked the name

>Micah Richards retires after just turning 31
Hasn't played a game of football since he was 27, just collected paycheques for just short of 3 seasons at Villa
Is this peak BOSS?

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fuck the swiss. scum of the earth

He's nowhere near the half way point in his life, if he hasn't been setting up investments then after a few years he is fucked.

Not really considering he was injured for all that time.

>Villa released him this summer and he is set to combine punditry work with a promotional role at Manchester City, the club where he made his name.

Looks like he's sorted.

Why would nufc fans care about something not related to football?

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I dunno he went to the cube

His brother's name is Florentin.

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49124621

>Liverpool could play 10 games in 29 days over Christmas after the Fifa Club World Cup dates were confirmed.
wew lad gegenpressing will literally kill them

>manure still haven't sold lukaku

I don't understand this they're earning double the average annual salary weekly for 10+ years, he's set for life if he doesn't set up any stupid investmentd

I thought we had a winter break this season also
>working 1 in 3 days
>hard

>Liverpool
>gegenpressing in the current year
Have sex, get a clue and watch football.

>chelshit

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Liverpool have a bunch of games postponed now, I guess those teams will have beeg breaks.

At the end of December/beginning of January they ar having half the league play on one weekend and the other play the other weekend, so everyone gets a week of at some point

>Klopp says contract extensions are Liverpool's transfers

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then he started sniffing coke, trust me i got my sources

>Max Kruse reveals he did receive Liverpool offer before joining Fenerbahce

i mean its mostly the alcohol that goes along with it, but still

Snubbed again

>juventus losing 3-1 to K league all stars

>de shigt

wish I'd know I would have probably watched it

Reminder JJ will be paying 70m over 5 years for de ligt

is de ligt playing?

>People rate Ronaldo

I don;t get the point of the post or who they are trying to describe but I quite enjoy two door cc
and yes I'm a loyal prem team customer
no to everything else

yep
he didnt start and although there was an obligation to show his face for 45 mins hes not coming out, probably due to embarrassment

cyclingentertainment.stream/k-league-all-stars-vs-juventus/

Thanks. Just in time for the comeback

It's over bros, Liverpool are getting relegated.
Memes aside the fanbase is in a bit of a meltdown over no transfers.

>Arsenal doing fuck all
Reckon this will be a good AFTV season tbf, lads

i'm happy for fsg to copywrite the word liverpool just as soon as mbappe's wearing red

norf fc get in here

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I refuse to be associated in anyway with Liverpool despite being norf fc

you're associated with /trans/ (the lfc and htafc general)

It’s not an LFC general. It’s a laugh at LFC general

Also up the town!!!

>It’s a laugh at LFC general
only during the virgin hours

Looking forward to HTFC edition 5.0 tbqhwy/t/l

Virgin hours are 24 hours a day? Because we’re all laughing at Liverpool all day errrr day

fuck off do a more interesting one

delusional
(for reference virgin hours are the hours that i'm not posting which is usually 6pm through 6am)

souf fc get in here

Fuck this heat. Fucking hell.

Did you know that during all 24 hours of the day on all 7 days of every week Liverpool have 0 premier league titles?

Have taken a cheeky day trip with the gf to Whitstable. The hotel has amazing air conditioning. Jackpot

>day trip
>hotel
?????

last day. its over soon

.

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the chad virgin

Should be Matip 2bh.

Okay now this is based.

Lads

Villa havent announced in 24 hours

Is something wrong?

>For what it's worth, Joël Domenighetti - the L'Équipe journalist claiming Liverpool, Arsenal, Inter and Napoli have a €80m agreement in principle for Pépé - is one of the better journalists covering northern France. Have read that he's "highly respectable" and "rarely wrong" etc

Imagine paying that much for a Yea Forums meme

>play FM
>feel guilty when players are unhappy about not being played
I'm such a bitch

HAPPENING

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Most annoying "saga" of this summer.

Like a new signing.

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Does anyone else believe that overpaying for players actually turns them to shit? Like if Juve had gotten De Ligt for say €50m and put him on €80,000 per week I think he would become a better player but now that he’s had this massive transfer and huge salary it’s inevitable he will flop.

My oven can go far higher than that. Why isn’t it a British record holder?

Not really, it depends on the player, Van Dyke and Alisson handled it just fine.

I guess I should clarify. Overpaying for a young player. With a fully developed player you typically know what you’ll get even if you pay over the odds.

De Shigt is an awkward wh*Teoid who can’t help but fail wherever he goes. Juve should have signed a black bvll like Koulibaly or Virgil

*Ruptures his Achilles*
*Knees explode*
TAA only dreams about one thing

haha

>Former England defender Micah Richards has announced his retirement from professional football.
I remember when he was world class for a season and his FM profile was sick as he was super fast for a CB.

Why does nobody want Eriksen or Toby?

reddit.com/r/chelseafc/comments/ci1hdp/hudsonodoi_deal_worth_150k_a_week_rising_to_180k/?sort=confidence

THEYRE SEETHING

>Eriksen
Fucks knows, I would for a decent price

>Toby
Dead every other week but if this was a week ago I would've snapped up anyway

Isnt eriksen free next summer?

>England got twatted in first day against South Island
>Manage to meme some runs back in 2nd day, but still not great
>Absolutely RAPE South Island in 3rd day
>Win
Fucking hell why is winning with England never easy?

Toby had a £25m buyout clause for non-PL clubs iirc. That's way beyond anything the Championship would push out. Ruben Neves is the record at £15.8m. No way a club was dropping £25m on Toby. So, because of that, he wasn't going to go anywhere for less than £40m. As for Eriksen, who knows?

Why are they seething? He would have left for free next summer had he not signed, the signing of the contract will mean he can still leave, but it'll be for £40m odd.

just like sané he's using buyern to get a better contract

it's a bit bloody chilly out
i miss the sun

Maybe the jew is asking for ridiculous money on Eriksen or Eriksen has a deal with someone to go for free next season?

Van Dijk is the product of a black woman getting inseminated by a superior white bvll. Sit down blackboi

They are wary of (((them))). Why would they let them go just like that? Something's fishy

>Eriksen
No one really needs him and he's rated at £70m for being in the last year of his contract
>Toby
Not played all year and only United really want him but Tottenham where very shitty about it. He'll probably go to an Italian team like Roma

WE WUZ VAN DYKES

Why the fuck is there a general dedicated to transfer news? None of you autistic cunts even post actual transfer news - you literally just blog post and spam paragraphs upon paragraphs of fucking unnecessary shit. People literally have to dig through all this garbage just to get some basic straightforward news.

Someone here quit being a cunt and just post a TL;DR for me.

having a wank lads

We're all player agents la

safespace from American "sports"

What you wanking to mate

TL;DR: de shigt

Lads. I'm worried that I'm going to become deeply depressed when Love Island finishes.

Remember how senile SAF became during his last years at United?

>Robin van Persie is lucky to be alive. It was a disgraceful act from their player. With the Van Persie situation, you can clearly see that he could have been killed. It was absolutely deliberate. The whistle has gone, the game has stopped and he has done that right in front of the referee, he could have killed the lad.
>Jones, arguably the way he is looking, could be our best ever player. I think Jones may be one of the best players we have ever had, no matter where we play him.

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>Robin van Persie is lucky to be alive.
when was this?

tbf jones was memed into englands midfield

youtube.com/watch?v=SDd391PcXG0

fergie wasnt senile
he was usually drunk and just generally a grotesque and angry individual

maybe Fergie was confused and thought it was back in the old days when footballs where hard as rocks

for me, its copping off with girls who look like goblins, then making all the women in the office seethe by telling them they were stunners

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Second Chuckle Brother died lads. F.

slav gobbos can be qt imo

>11 caps and 2 goals for usa
i bet hed get a permit if they were for uswnt

>making me think it was Paul

>Zaha will join Chelsea for £60m after their transfer ban has passed
W e w l a d.

>Jimmy was last seen at his brother's funeral being helped by his wife Amy Phillips, 27.
>27
what a lad

Dreadful deal

Good. Both were tory cunts

>Oxford United wanted to sign Chris Cadden from Motherwell
>He would have costed £400k
>Columbus Crew in USA instead signed him for free and did not pay compensation for signing him
>Immediately loaned him to Oxford United
L M A O. Well that was one way to get him.

>2019.
>Not earning £180K a week at 18.

What are you doing with your life, lads?

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David Neres***

i'm not a rentboy so....

Why did CC get him for free when he cost 400k

If Kieran Tierney is supposedly so amazing, why are only Arsenal interested?

He's not. He's just another meme who gets good on Football Manager and Arsenal haven't realised.

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Oxford would have had to pay compensation for signing him, apparently. But they couldn't afford it and so didn't do it. Columbus Crew then got him for free because they are a low tier team that don't follow those rules or some shit. Motherwell is going to FIFA to demand £200k compensation.

He is fantastic on FM, this is true.

Because he is currently injured and won't be back until September.

really? i cant believe my childhood heroes were actual tory voters. baka man

What the fuck are you doing cunt? This thread isn’t even finished

>tfw he is paid more than trent
Glad he is a Liverpool supporter haha

it will be shortly lad

because he's a crock

>rotherham
>tory

Fuck off

Nice! Lets go Blues!

Their contracts end next season so no one wants to risk wasting 70m if hes not even gonna sign a contract with spurs anyway. youd be reluctant to be first bidder as us only wna bid if u had to. if he goes i guess it will be a last minute thing. desu if clubs do want or need him theyve done a good job of keeping it secret. there always seems to be alternatives clubs prefer