The beacons are lit

Notts County calls for aid!
Will Juve answer?

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Why is the Internet so obsessed with Lord of the Rings?

Why can't it be obsessed with objectively great stuff like Human Comedy?

>help us find the families of all our refs so that they will never let a decision go against us

Shut up filthy hobbitses.

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What can men do against such reckless faggotry?

Lord of the Rings is objectively great

No

dont feel sorry for them
they have a much better ground than my team

It is though. It is one of the best novels written by an English author, surpassed only by George Eliot and Virginia Woolf, maybe one or two others. To find better prose than Tolkien you have to look to the modernists (Joyce, Faulkner etc.) To say that Lord of the Rings isn't good is either ignorance or wilful antagonism. They are the only options. Even if you don't like that kind of thing (and I really don't) you have to acknowledge its brilliance

for me it's George Orwell

ah the babbies first dystopian! Cute!

Nigga you aint read that book

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Nothing wrong with 1984. Orwell is excellent actually, Down and Out in Paris and London is a great read. I would still say that Tolkien is better but both are great in my opinion

Keep the aspidistra flying should be a pretty much mandatory teenage reading.

why would you lie about having read alice in wonderland?

>I would still say that Tolkien is better
kys

>Nothing wrong with 1984
Apart from the fact he copies Zamyatin's 'We'

i read 1984 last month

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People who have seen the film and therefore think they may as well have read the book

yeah i suppose

Tolkien is a better writer than Orwell. The prose is better, I read more for good prose than anything. I'd rather read a meandering passage by Melville about whale hunting, or Marquez talk about ice for 50 pages than read one of Orwell's political allegories. He is great though, I'd never say otherwise.

LotR isn't fashionable nowadays cause it's a story about objective good defeating objective evil and the good men are all white and the bad men are white traitors or n*gs

shit tier propaganda writer

>I like to act superior to unknown people on the internet
I have read a shit load of dystopian literature and you can suck my day white cock.

For the record, obviously Tolkien is a better writer than Orwell (this is pretty much inarguable) but for me, personally, my favourite, what I like, my choice, my preference, it's Orwell
>and yet the greatest dystopian book ever written is still Fahrenheit 451

>fifty shades trilogy
why would you pretend having read smut?

to fit in with the normies

my favorite book is Moby Duck

still doesn't strike me as the kind of book you'd brag about reading
maybe for women it's different and it's been a big conversation point, i dunno

Yeah this guy just said what I've been trying to say much better than I said it. Tolkien is a better writer but if you prefer Orwell that's cool. My favourite writer is Jack London and he wrote kids books about dogs. It's all good

Juventus could just give them the 250k Notts owe.

bye neeks

What the actual fuck is a neek? I'm too old for this shit

it's how white people say nigga without getting beaten up

I've never read any of these books lmao

Why would people lie about reading Harry Potter? It's one of the easiest reads in the world.

I say I've read it so I can shit on it. I haven't read it, but I've read enough excerpts to know that I'm 100% right when I say they're some of the worst major novels ever published.