/tdf/ Stage 18 Embrun > Valloire 208 km

he gonna crash

Depends. If there's still a good descender in the GC group they usually set the tempo and lines and following is pretty easy even for the guys who have fear.

Though most of the GC guys are atm bad to mediocre in descending. Alaphilippe is definitely the best of the top 20.

Quintana attacks today to get his single stage. Wont help movistar at all but nigga dont care

I don't think it's Quintana, I think Landa will win this and gain a solid 4 minutes on Alaphilippe. The guy is on fire right now.

14th for Martin bless!

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Friendly reminder NOT to respond to British trolls, just hide this one idiot's posts. Also, no camping shit plz.

CAM AN ALLAH FLIP CLIMB SOME FACKIN HILLS

Finally I think every GT should reach at least 2400 meters. Really curious how much time shitstep and evilos will ship to based Pinot today

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>dismantle the ineos train

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QUICK STEP INNOCENT!
PATJE INNOCENT!

F

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Today is the day Alafleep dies. Hopefully he is the only French man to die.

ALLEZ TIBO

Latest predictions for maillot juane
Wiggo picks G
Sean Kelly thinks Pinot
Lance thinks Kruiswijk

Really didn't need to kick them out, the organizers just like making drama

Didn't follow yesterday, was his DQ justified?

And most people predicting Landa to win today. For sure movistar will try something and Quintana will be on domeestique duties

BUT THINK OF LE ENFANTS!

no

It is warning for other riders, they took them as an example.

If they want to fight they can do it outside the team bus. Putting other riders and spectators in danger is mickey mouse shit. Good riddance.

Probably not. They both had their reasons to be pissed at each other, but no one got hurt.

Rowe literally slapped Martin trying to push him outside the road, and Martin clearly saw Rowe so it's not like they can pass it as an incident, they deserve to be DQ.

they weren't dq for that but for something else which wasn't on tv

pinot wins

no more tempo, only 3 brutal mountain stages and he was way ahead of the rest in the pyrenees

But the heat! He may >pinot at any time.

He still may >Pinot yet.
The real winner of the le the tour of the de France is this young man.

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Will post my peepee if Quintana is in the top 5 after todays stage.

>tfw all the french riders help Pinot and Julian

I wish

pls no

yes well accidents can happen

i hope Ineos tries something today, to shake it up a bit. bernal and thomas are equal as far as anyone knows, they can alternate attacks and things will get interesting fast

Imagine being a skyfan in 2019 Anno Domini.

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What are you talking about ? There's Bardet.
Oh wait...

Would national teams improve the TdF?

:^)

>tfw back home with no mountains within 500km from me

Go /Pinot/

>this is your brain on baked beans and yorkshire pudding

it's time

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>Would national teams improve the TdF?
Yes but very hard to make a homogeneous team from some country without letting great riders at home

Kek not our fault those two can't control themselves and chimp out. Good riddance.

BRITKEKS SEETHING, also those 2 guys aren't that important for mountain stages.

Based.

>be panzerwagen
>have no duties left after flat stages over
>get DQd and take INEOS' road captain with you
5d chess from panzerwagen desu.

How much time will >Bardet lose today?

I love Brits so much, they always think the world is against them. Like it is one big conspiracy.

How many deaths today? [spoiler]The whole Ineos team hopefully.[/spoiler]

How can a man be so based

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In my opinion the biggest loser here is actually every domestique of every team because Martin and Rowe are serious engines in front of the peleton, and now about 4 random guys will have to be sacrificed to do their work

>take water bottle from fridge
>pump tires
>put on gear
>bring bike out front
>get scorched
>go back inside

How was your morning bike ride lads?

SEETHING
>Thinking Martin and Rowe would have been of any help at all in the Alps
Fucking brits don't even know a single thing about the sport

truth bombs

He sacrificed himself for our sins after he worked unselfishly for his team, although he's probably still one of the best TT specialists in the field. Truly inspirational

>not going for comfy evening rides in this weather
Last night it was comfy 17°C for most of my ride while it had been close to 30 for the entire day.

>evening
>comfy

It's 30°+ until 10pm here.

It's 38c here this evening

How he literally died every mountainstage

Going for a ride later. I'm a temperature denier, I always pretend like really hot weather or cold weather doesn't affect me and act tough about this fact

>Would national teams improve the TdF?
You would have a team with one GC contender supported by shitters and another full of GC contenders attacking each other. You would also have stacked nations meaning world class riders stay at home and other nations whose best riders wouldn't even qualify for the Tour de Limpopo

This

>Heather Sharp
qt3.14?

200iq

fuck Bretagne !
I get 42°C and they get 24. REEEEEEEEEE

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>France

nice

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

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>Poor Sagan has to make pictures with all those wankers

>tfw med

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why is the hunchback of notre dame doing the weather?
Don't they have good looking weather girls in france?

She's reading the weather, not riding your cock. What does it matter how she looks?

This srsly what is wrong with you France`?

yikes again,

continously the worst poster on /cyc/, congrats

>Eurosport starts at 9.45
>same fucking thing of Kwiatkowski going through his Instagram with le sad music in the background

>not even 11am
>already 37°
>close every window
>set the AC on 18° in the whole castle

bring it on i'm ready

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Another quiz for today /cyc/ :

Which of the climbs will have the most impactful chute on its descent?

My bet is on Izoard.

she's closer to the tazmania devil in bugs bunny i'd say

Yep a literal so y boy, sad!

thanks for contributing to climate warming smart ass

>continously the worst poster on /cyc/
Good morning to you too. All I was doing was making a point about how daft it is that we judge women for their looks in professions where they're irrelevant. Calm your tits and let's try to keep the thread comfy friendo.

are you a gril by any chance?

shut your fukin face poof

>that ice cream ad
little girl suck the sorbet then give it to the dog. wtf is wrong with us

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we use nuclear plants in france we dont polute

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>literally on TV in front of millions of people
>looks are irrelevant

Brain problems.jpg

>when you are a boomer looking for a internet community to discuss cycling and you somehow end up on this malayan carpet weaving forum

We are wypipo

the worst

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Then stop being such pussies and ride despite the heat.

I rode in the early morning and it was still hot as fuck, the evening is not viable at all.

FUCK CHINA FUCK AMERICA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Famous german cyclist and tdf 2019 winner Theobald Peiner

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Had 29 degrees in my room when I had to sleep this night. I suffer in Germany

>are you a gril by any chance?
No but I have had sex with multiple women over the course of my life.
Fucking make me you cunt.
>literally on TV in front of millions of people
As are athletes and politicians yet nobody gives a fuck how they look. Nobody gives a fuck about how male newsreaders or actors look for the most part. You have the leading men but you also have the everyman who's probably uglier than most guys ITT. Furthermore, we can't claim there is a meritocracy when a polite and articulate woman with a PhD in Meteorology gets pipped for the job by a bimbo just because men don't want to look for porn in front of their wives.

I'm tired of radfems as much as the next guy but let's not give them actual reasons to bitch and moan.

We gotta kill these chinks and mutts polluting so much

bro you dumb as shit

show bobs and vagene

>using gears

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What do you expect from the worst poster on /cyc/?
If you type porn into google, you can find lots of bobs and vagene

Reminder to ignore British flags, dont reply to them

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Europe's backing while it`s a comfy 11.2C right now. So damn cosy in my bed with my cat by my side.

>29

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Grand Colombier is the most dangerous one lad

that's tibor pinoy

I want to suck her tongue

are you a girl?

Women and their orbs of delight, they drive me crazy.

Kriswjikiskiwksik finna die on Galibier descent la

I`m gender neutral

Yikes.

I'm a master descender, in fact none of you could catch me I'm way too fast

Don't know who you are talking about, but that's a picture off the proud danish cyclist Teo Bo Pænord

Because your heavy as fuck?

how did martin get banned??? rowe started it

He pushed him toward spectators

Shut up Allah you are gonna blow up anyway.

Slight tailwind up the last climb. Great news.

bewbs

Imagine waking up in the morning with morning and see this chick pumped with adrenaline

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She has small legs/thighs for a professional cyclist

that's a meme objects fall at the same speed weight have no influence

Martin was all like "I ain't having that scheiß" and pushed Rowe of the road.

Tb h Jumbos have been doing that shit for the whole tour so they deserve a punishment, Chad almost got knocked down too.

Grand Colombier is not taken this TdF.

In case it's not clear, I was talking about the stage of today/stages yet to come.

Is le breakaway man going to go for it again today?

strawpoll.me/18373374
strawpoll.me/18373374
strawpoll.me/18373374

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when is the départ réel ?

>TJV and DQS got unannounced blood tests 1h before start of the stage.

Hmmm

Doesn't the shape have an influence on when an object reaches terminal velocity?

Is the sound fucked on anyone else's Eurosport?

Now

OH NO HIDE THE BLOOD BAGS IN THE JIFFY BAGS

youtube.com/watch?v=sH5k-4oMQn8

The heros of this Tour de France

NOS is live.

the shape yes

Wiggins always looks so comfy commentating on the motorbike. Juan looked uncomfortable and Contador looked shit scared. Can we conclude from this that the spanish are scaredy cats.

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sporza is live

merci dank u wel !

lol

>Improv Dutch corner at Galibier

based.

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semper fi brother

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based chimpanzee Teobaldo Pinotti

lmao image this being your existence

For me it's Tibo Pinoot, famous flemish cyclist

Post your predictions about Jalaphilippe losing time today.
>1min50sec on top last climb.
>1min21sec at finish.

I guess we could have a /tdf/ meetup there next year :^)

No breakaway/no fun.

Mountain next to the sea/big lake. I'm so jealous lads !!!

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ain't gonna happen

She's a professional model, not a cyclist.

>first six votes split evenly between the moderate options
>all other votes for 'brits are scum'
kek

Fine for me. Watching on TV

5'55" at top
3'38" at finish

I just think he'll break every day, eventually I'll be right :^)

Nah, race incident, shit like this happens all the time but it just so happens it was caught on camera this time so they make an example. Ridiculous. Just do a fine for both, slap on the wrist, and move on.

Can we discuss veganism, Brexit and Luke Rowe's innocence?

I want to swim in that lake

a Giro one would be comfier, as it won't be hot as fuck in May

Wanna bet that Thomas will do a Landis tier performance today ? He'll drop everyone on the Izoard with Bernal

If he makes up 2 minutes on the descent I will pat you on the back.

lmao that SEETHE
Martin and Rowe's job was done anyway, they're there to pull hard on the flat. Irrelevant for mountain stages.

Problem was that Rowe threw a "punch" (or push or whatever it was). Removing your hands from the bars is kind of a line you don't cross. And then they were too chickenshit to just toss Rowe because normies wouldn't understand, so Martin is dragged down as well.

Climbs with associated weather forecasts

Expect kino on Galibier (if we get coverage, thunderstorms might ruin it)

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And get my head bopped by some tosser on a speedboat? Wouldn't be very comfy

A bit late because yesterdayevening got late but /drijftenue/

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I personally gave some gene doping to Geraint Thomas lads, hope nobody screenshots this and sends it to WADA

The descent is long and technical, and odds of rain and winds are high. Good descending becomes a bigger asset the worse the conditions get.

10 km / 198 km to go

PINOT WEATHER

Val Verde already at the back.
Oh nonono.

Imagine a Nibali / Pinot collab like Lombardy last year in the last 30km.

cope

I hate hot weather. My kitty want to cuddle next to me but I can't since it would be too hot

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Sorry I meant Galibier. Often get those two mixed up

>you will never have a qt french girlfriend and live in a comfy alpine village.

>getting dropped already

IT'S HIS TURN

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Hey, that's a pic of our boy Theo van Pinoma

Put it in the freezer for a moment, take it out, then cuddle it.

It's like you were absentmindedly showing your true feelings before collectively remembering that you're supposed to hate us.

It's OK. We like you too

Dude, all the 'big' teams do that. Especially at the start of the race, the teams that are unofficial race leaders like Sky, Jumbo, Quickstep etc start blocking the road at a certain point if they decide "this breakaway is the one that's allowed, no more".

>Côte des demoiselles coiffées

Is an horse an category?

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>:)

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No I meant the almost knocking down other riders, ofc the blocking is done by all the usual teams.

There is one autist the others are pretty chill.

kek
Well, now I know that every butterfly on the road is a penis

yeah but if that shove wasn't caught on camera 100% nothing would've happened even if they did know about it

Well of course if there is no proof they can't punish him duh?

imagine being this guy today, having to ride alone a 4000 m elevation stage for six hours, being 35 °C out there

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It's not that hot in the alps right now tho

This is truly the best sport event in the world. It has everything.

Sounds pretty comfy.

F BOMB DROPPED!!!

Unironically based

I didn't know the Alps were so beautiful. Stop with that France !!

I was missing the true vote option though: there is 1 British autist who I hate, all the others are chill and I like
Voted the "some are mongs" option but I wanted it to be clearer that it's just 1

my bad, yesterday was hot as fuck, I thought today would be the same

absolute kino stage.

22° on the col de var, seems perfect for a ride.

>entre 14 et 21 °C
Would kill for those temps rn desu, moving to the Alps sounds more enticing by the day

All GCI

geslacht means sex ?

Unnfff, mountain lakes always look so fucking comfy

708 days to Grand Depart in Copenhagen, Denmark.

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because the water is pure

It means sex as in "my sex is male"
It doesn't mean the act of sex

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BASED
Now THIS is a /cyc/ meetup I can get behind (Creepy Germans not invited)

based dane
are you gonna stand on a sideroad with cardboard signs

Ah ok I used "seks", I didn't know this word

:(

Who are you kidding... This is clearly the first greenlandic tdf winner Timooraq Pinoq

I will go anyway, never been to Denmark. They are like us but not Dutch.

>/cyc/ meetup at the team presentation day
>we can all BOOOOOOO at uk postal together

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>The state of Astana

drove by a really fat dude going at least 35 kmh today. kinda impressive

Thinking of just a giant sign saying "PAS NU PÅ FUGLSANG" which translates "careful fuglsang" lol

we should convince them to put > in front of every pinot

Is that British rider Timothy Punting?

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sounds like fun

Astana tactics are ALMOST as memeworthy as >movistar tactics
kek

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For me it's flemish rider Steven Kruiswijk

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Will Tim Wellens keep his dot jersey guys ?
I don't think he will (sadly), who will take it ?
>Bardet ?

i think abdullah yikes is going to go for it

bless

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For me, it's Kop van de Koers rider Thomas van Gent

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I think you posted the wrong picture, that's Faeroese rider Tíðrikur Pinjórdson

DE GENDT

SEETHING ANGLOS
twitter.com/LeTour/status/1154099472961560576

SEETHING ANGLOS
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SEETHING ANGLOS
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SEETHING ANGLOS
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SEETHING ANGLOS
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SEETHING ANGLOS
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36 km / 172 km to go

DE GENDT
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Based De Gendt, the best rider in the tour

Will Ewan be dead at the end of the stage?

lmao

>twitter.com/LeTour/status/1154099472961560576

yikes, just yikes

such a hypocritical people.
Wish froome and wiggins never won anything, so anglos wouldnt follow cycling

Imagine not knowing DQs are handed out by a UCI jury, not by ASO.

kek, always think everything revolves around them

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BENOOT
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>twitter.com/LeTour/status/1154099472961560576
>frogs
>baguettes

This is not on at all. If I hadn't disowned my retarded compatriots, I'd apologise on their behalf.

2 SPOOPY

>Ineos

It's happening lads !!!!!!!!!!! BREAKAWAY !!

>POELS

AUSTRALIA BTFO

Hehehe.

ineos crashing more riders.

>This pace and no breakaway yet
Somebody is gonna die today

Gookd

I'm hungry but I don't want to cook a hot meal lads. What to do ?

>manlet Ewan

What's /tdf/ having for lunch?

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>take a piss
>fall down
>piss on yourself instead
based caleb

a pint of ben and jerrys

>Wish froome and wiggins never won anything, so anglos wouldnt follow cycling
This so much. But they will go away after a while, just like the Americans.

gazpacho

Cucumber salad

As I am a boring Dutchie, I will just have some bread with 1 thing on top of it. Today, some salami.

beer

1h before start, Jumbo got blood control of the UCI.
Jeezus, The French are going far.

Beer and ice cream

>those replies

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IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS

Q U I N T A N A

me at the bottom

i'm ordering chineese right now
a shame i have to go outside to pick it up

>INEOS didn't get a blood control like jumbo pissma and quickstep

lmao just a coincidence lads

I'm literally only here to shit on Evilos lad.

Based and simplepilled

Some leftovers from yesterday dinner

Tabbouleh la

based and redpilled

Seems like a pretty comfy job driving around beautiful places

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=55&v=d9V-zUlrhEE

Champagne on the avenue, the curb who were ran like a new

Chavez on wider the "bonjour" ran up off the key

Now but the key, is sufficient, shot the dean and buck the car, else if there is a tip out there for papa to see

Oohhhh Champ Elysees
Oohhhh Champ Elysees
Oh so late, to the brie, a Mini and anime
A reel at dusk rulling at Champ Elysees

To my deed, she rounded the rue, then sat so sad and wick the fool, giving the guitar-man the swear of my time

I love shit tea and company, oh measurement and Maddam Se, a run of a man with paper sin, as Sombra said.

Oohhhh Champ Elysees
Oohhhh Champ Elysees
Oh so late, to the brie, a Mini and anime
A reel at dusk rulling at Champ Elysees

He is and was the psycho jew, a symmetry at the avenue, there's armour to deter the fallen and angry

It done it twice, I do concur, I don't care it's my liquor, to lace was all the pointy-shoes chanting lemur

Oohhhh Champ Elysees
Oohhhh Champ Elysees
Oh so late, to the brie, a Mini and anime
A reel at dusk rulling at Champ Elysees

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Based Hollandbros.

Quintana going for the Green Jersey

Keeping it simple

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ATTAQUE DE QUINTANA

It was Jens Voigt who got me into cycling :/

will he attack to today?

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youtube.com/watch?v=pHipTOTNptY

Avondetappe is top comfy

Holy shit, that zoom in the peloton
>Kino

I miss zis kleiner Neger like you wouldn't believe :\

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Did not know that eating garbage was a thing.

I always thought that every rider was tested...

Peloton snaking towards first group.

this

yes after, but not before the race

testing is just a hassle, so it could be a tactic to let jumbo and quickstep recover less

Tfw can’t watch today’s stage because of work

>quintana's attack already cucked

Arbeit macht frei

Just say you don't feel well because of the heat.

Adam could do this!

>being a wagie

"Difficulties are very difficult" Marion Rousse

What do you do lad?

We don’t even have working air conditioning because it keeps failing due to overload

wagie WAGIE slave away
gotta work hard so you can pay my neetbux and to make sure mr goldstein gets that new car

Stream it?

I work in a hospital

We need to push the earth like a few miles away from the sun.
That would solve the heat!

Same, just watching during lunch break then I need to go back lifting heavy things under the burning sun.

>german engineering

based retarded bitch, i want to marry her :)

CUTE

yikes that ugly house

Just watch it at work lad
>tfw work IP is banned on Yea Forums so can't shitpost from office

just tell them your syrian migrant had a heathstroke at home

"Fun things are fun" user

>tfw cycling

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I finish in 20 minutes so I’m kinda lucky, go to cycle home in this heat though :/

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Can someone link me the current GC standings please? TdF website is trash

LOCKDOWN
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"Fun is a buzzword" - user

Don't have to be on wifi to shitpost

Admin I presume. I know some guy who's been doing that for over twelve years and he's the most miserable piece of shit I've ever met. Pasty, overweight, borderline alcoholic who has given up on himself.

Don't be that guy. Walk out now and watch this kino stage with your friends. You can get a comfy job in construction next week.

Alright lads, don’t forget to change your ice vests, I’m heading to work to please Mr Toilberg

>lifting heavy things under the burning sun.
Thought France was civilised.
Time to put on that yellow vest.

procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2019/stage-17-gc

She wears a leather jacket today, the heat doesn't affect her superior organism.

That's the song we keep singing at the Scouts
(fuck Scouts btw)

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If I was an admin I could at least watch the stage, I work in surgery ffs

you can go rapecamping with your fellow kraut

>1. Quintana / Nairo 8h 23m 11s
>2. Nibali / Vincenzo @ 3m 56s

I'm sitting with an AC and a cold beer watching TdF and i just walked to the garden. I thought i fainted! Like walking to an oven. It is 39C at 12:30! I blame INEOS for this!

so apparently Kruijswijk went for a shit

Thanks mate

FUCK INEOS
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Those piece of shit forgot the Mont Ventoux Gate I guess.

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it's a secret technique to loose weight. Just keep sweating until all the fat is burnt

Based zoomer Wiggins

Why didn't he go before they set off!

pics

>peloton going at 28km/h

Hey i could be there.

Oi, someone gotta do the work, mate

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German TV is speculating if Kruijswijk is ill?

>Movistar abandoning Landa to maybe go for daily success (fat chance)
Ah, another great example of >movistar tactics
Unless those 3 are all gonna act as a springboard later in which case I said nothing

instagram.com/rousse_marion/?hl=fr
>Marion Rousse Gallopin

She won't even take her husband's name.

Ah... if you're an anaesthetist or surgeon then you should probably stick at it. Good career. But still, get out for the next few days if you can do so without getting fired and FFS make sure you book the kino stages off next year.

Do you know how to remove a kidney ? asking for a friend.

Intentionally kill a patient!
Then you can watch the le tour!

don't know why I put a question mark at the end of the sentence

You know in Germany they build solid as fuck houses with really good insulation so there was never a need for air conditioning.
Times have changed it seems, we’re all gonna get fried like Australians.

FAKE NEWS!

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She won't be seen until the end of the stage now.

>pretend to dope test Kruijswijk
>actually inject him with viruses
ASO MERDA

I would like to have seks with her, if you know what I mean

Tomorrow is uphill finish? Might call in sick

French TV never talks about him. Almost like if Dutch riders weren't supposed to win

This is great advice, do this Krautbro

He just took a shit.

Pinot aside, the Crashswijk redemption arc would be top kino scenario.

Many such cases, sad!
Also, checked

Get in line. There is even a line for getting in that line.

Neither Italian tv, he's just not considered a real contender.

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*puff puff* hello friends ... does anyone want some fresh ketones? might come in handy for a horse climb... they definitely won't make you do a roadside shit, those are all false rumours. let me know! *outhales*

Yes, I'm rooting for my countryman but either of them would be a great win and redemption

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because of some gastroenteritis?

Argh, Galibier is my favorite mountain too

Brutal.

Do they talk about Buchman? I guess not, since he's barely mentioned here.

Maybe it would be smarter to just cycle around the mountain?
You would cycle a longer distance yes but the energy you would save would be immense!

>Quintana

More than him yes.

Not at all, even less than kruijws lmao.

I, for one, love to drink a cup of acetone with my morning coffee

multiple anaesthesists told me that it's not so much a good future career since they will be more and more replaced by robots. Mostly anaesthesists and radiologists in the medical field

Me too - if I went in an all out sprint

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Comfy cemetery, I want to be burried there guys.

1 order of salbutamol with some ketones on the side please

>French TV opening mocking Quintana as completely irrelevant
oof

Hey the slipstream would help.

of course, what the fuck are Movistar tactics even? always so messed up

>Quintana
Who?

Thomas needs to win this. National embarrassment if we don't win a grand tour this year

Just got up. Having tea now, yogurt and cereal later.

LA BASCULE

Well he's going to arkea...

There is always the Vuelta.
The better tour.

Quintana only needs five more minutes.

He'll get them easily on Col de Vars.

ARE

You already have your excuse:

Thank you Brad

How old is Quintana ?

The Vuelta is irrelevant mate. So much so that the Triple Crown is considered the Giro, Tour and World Championship. Vuelta doesn't matter.

YOU

qt marion

53

I like the motorcycle pilot. Stoic.

Avec Comme J'Aime

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READYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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READY

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Raté, pas de pub pendant LA BASCULE.

68 km / 140 km to go

Tony "push the Brit in the shit" Martin

Fuck off, I'm not letting a robot anaesthetize me.

Wait Richeze is in the break? What the fuck is he gonna do?

TOUS VOS REPAS LIVRÉS CHEZ VOUS GRATUITEMENT PENDANT UN AN
PERDEZ 100 KILOS EN DIX JOURS
GRATUITEMENT
APPELEZ, GOYIM

Tony "Gott strafe England" Martin

:(

Tony "Every Anglo needs to go" Martin

comment font-ils du bénéfice?

That guy in green shirt must be on heavy drugs seriously, he doesn't even watch the riders.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa overslept the first 70 km

ITV4 or Eurosport

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He turned 22 last week, a hot prospect.

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Based robot (chink) overlords will euthanize you

HE'S DOING IT

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youtube.com/watch?v=LYUzklRmSjI

ils sont livrés gratuitement, la bouffe est payante.

Tony "jeder Tritt ein Brit" Martin

he isnt even 30

WTFFFFFF

Is that the mountain from the Battlefield 1 map? I loved that shit

>World Championship
>Type of stage is entirely contingent on the host city

One dayers like the WCs and Olympics are entertaining but aren't a true standard of greatness. It's like comparing test cricket to limited overs.

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brb taking a cold shower, please keep an eye on the Tour for me.

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>Maginot

Tony "Luke Rowe on death row" Martin

Eurosport, switch to ITV4 during adverts but Eurosport is the default.

Lel. Link please?

Not at the cost of your health.
Time to behead Macron.

Tony "in the heat annoy the brit" Martin

5 minutes today, 5 minutes tomorrow, I think he is back lads.

What's the name of that fortress?

My cats needs your support in this heat, user

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Are we just witnessing the start of the Quintana redemption arc?

>it's a "they show a literally who swimming race in the middle of the tour" episode

Fuck the rai.

Fuck Thomas, fuck Wales and fuck Ineos.

My peasant ancestors worked much harder and died much younger. But at least they had their own land, I guess.

you can do it sideways pussy :)

hold on kitty. it will be over soon

Lel, also switched to watch swimming, it's my main sport

Tony "Team Ineos at a loss" Martin

>30km of climb to reach Val Thorens

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>Périchon has been victim of a bee sting

lmao

pleb, take a hot shower, the hottest you can handle, you'll feel fresher for a longer time

Unironically part of the Maginot line.

Team

Tournoux

show weakness at the start
everyone thinks you're irrelevant
destroy everyone on the first alp stage and take the yellow

I think it was Fort de Tournoux.

Is Nairo playing the Long Game?

I BELIEVE

Guys, I am going to buy a couple of beers, anyone want anything else?

Cheers guys. Hope it saves your butts in WWIII :^)

any chance to go here with one of the grand tours?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfăgărășan

why wouldn't they end the stage on the last climb? seems dumb to have that final descent, it dilutes the tension

Tony "Gott strafe England" Martin

>tete de la course doing it again
when will this madman stop

>457 replies and the stage has barely started
fug

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Cornetto would be nice. Hazelnut if they have one

Piccolöchen

so allah can put a minute or 2 back

It's not that much a robot who will anaesthetize you. It's just that now you will have to fill yourself a questionnary + you'll have a blood test. Then a program will say what to use and how much to anaesthetize you and anaesthesist will be simple technician instead of a guy who studied 10+ year (because it costs less ofc)

marshmallows and onion and sour cream flavoured pringles AND salt and vinegar flavoured pringles.

it's rather hard to organize a finish on a mountain top (logistics)

also descending is a part of the skillset in cycling

New bread when?

Technically Italia lost the Battle of France. France even gained territory before the armistice.

The enemy is already inside.

An ice vest would be cool i'm dying here.

>marshmallows and onion and sour cream flavoured pringles

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good, more for me

is beautiful

It will be interesting to see if we get a really super hot summer this year, July is already shaping up to be the warmest yet on the mid east coast. It feels like early spring here and it's supposed to be mid winter. Weather is getting weirder by the year all over the world. Welcome to hell Hans.

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That was designed to favour Allah.

Towns pay good money to have the finish inside them.

sure, i just think a finish with the leaders sprinting while basically pedalling in tar is way more fun than a flat/descent finish

>they look at the bike first

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L-lewd

>no skirt

Fucking DROPPED

what bike?

I'd finish inside her if you know what I mean

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>The current Manchester United team did this.
Jesus christ french club football has big problems.

I 2nd this

I think this is going to be the new normal desu. I also don't see the world get together and drastically make an environmental impact so we'll just have to get used to it. People will invest more in air conditioning and stay in during summer. Simple as

uhhhh
large cheese

Will this get Rowe and Martin unbanned? I'm guessing probably not, but I think it should - they shouldn't have been banned in the first place. Monetary fine, okay. Banning, no.

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Cats love the heat, they can tolerate temps as high as 50C.
Nice kitty too.

The bike is the most important part.

Put sun cream on its ears and ice cubes in its water bowl

>Current
It was the B team

DUDE, the race already started.

They can catch up!

but air conditioning isn't green friendly at all (consume lots of energy), so by using it we reduce the heat for a summer but we will rise the heat for the next summers. We're in the circle of hell

they'll go behind

What did they do?

They can follow Quintana on the backwards attack

Ask your new Trump to send a tweet to the UCI. They will probably restart the stage.

>air conditionnig
Ruins even more the climate. Also not very healthy.

Life is hard.

just cycle a bit faster la'

nothing really

Just in, what did I miss? Did Quintana attack?

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this is fr3, literally the public channel for elders, try private channels
youtube.com/channel/UC6-o2oovui8riJcOK9BkigQ/videos

Stage winners in the breakaway

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Well they put the peloton and the crowd in danger.I can understand the ban and I understand those who say it's too much

>the separatist catalan flag.

God, rob hatch is such a wanker.

Thinking about switching to itv4.

Open the window and the earth cools down.

Ok

Sadly it appears to me most people do what's in their own best interest as opposed to the world

He is currently attacking and has gained 6 and a half minute already
Looks like it'll 20+ minute by the end of the stage

who /buttnakedandfapping/ here?

Quintana is riding himself into Yellow.

They chimped out in the middle of yesterday's stage.

*snif*

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Brainlet here, why are colombians good at cycling?

I know buddy. That's why we're fucked

>Ruins even more the climate
derp

no other transport.

>turn tv on
>tête de la course in the lead
Again?

CAM ON KINTANUH CLIMB SOME FACKIN HILLS!!!

What ?

>euros crying about heat
kek

Mountains

>All those cyclists with a little belly
Why aren't there more lean ? They do it on purpose to store some fat ?
So I can pretend I keep my belly because I'm a cyclist athlete now ?

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He's a good cyclist, loves getting into breakaways but usually ends up losing it at the end.

As Marcus Aurelius said: if it's endurable, then endure it. Stop complaining.

Bonjour, did i miss anything?

Unusual* heat yes
Not every country is supposed to be as inhospitable as yours

Yes, I think you are right.
Just sit back and watch the world burn.

think you meant Marc Aurèle you pleb

A/C just transfers the heat in a house to the outside, the space in houses or warehouses we use is insignificant compared to outside

Yeah true, I guess that's it, but still, fucking stupid decision by ASO.

It was an incident yesterday. Rowe was trying to get Ineos into a good position at the front of the peloton. Martin felt Rowe had sort of pushed his way forward (I think Kruiswijk had wobbled a bit when Rowe was moving forward), so later down the road, Martin tried to push Rowe off the road. Rowe was pissed off at this so he shoved Tony with his hand.

See here, although the clips are out of order. The first clip is Tony trying to run Luke off the road, but the second clip was chronologically earlier. twitter.com/laflammerouge16/status/1154087083977465856

fat is less heavy than muscle, no need to have abdominal muscles in cycling so might as well go for the lowest weight

Karl the Gross was the best German king

Drinking a beer while watching TdF, the AC is doing its job and it's perfectly comfy.
Fuck heat and fuck "global warming"

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>paedophilic asian cartoons
Wrong board faggot.

My favourite non-alcoholic drinks to drink on a hot summer day

1. Appletizer
2. Spa cactus/lemon soda
3. Fuze tea black hibiscus

Actually, I meant Marcus Ælius Aurelius Verus.

Are people from the breakaway going to let Wellens sprint for the polka dot points?

More than 500 posts before stage to start. What a party of emotions.
youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8

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>saggy chain
absolutely disgusting

What if the energy is from solar power?

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1.Water
2.Water
3.Maes

>Nils Pollit in the breakaway group
for what purpose??

very polluting to make those panels.
Anyway the chinese, americans and rest of the world other than europe continue to pollute without giving a fuck

were all fucked

>using air

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Remember the heatwave in 2003 in France that killed 15000 people in 2 weeks. Most had no aircon.

Better than saggy tits, right? Also, the chain should not be too stiff as this requires more power to move

For me it's sugar free squash. Sugar is bad for you so fuck that shit.

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That's not "nothing". It's like saying 1 car is insignificant, the problem is that there are millions of them. And the biggest problem is that AC consumes a lot of energy, this has a significant impact.
Not that I care anyway, fuck this planet.

>500+posts in the warmup
dare I say it do >we own this board??

Bit silly it seems,

Daily reminder to turn on the heating system everywhere you can to kill more baby boomers

when ketones kick in

Just drink more water bro.

>tfw no Vuelta a Bolivia

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Those are very old people.

Sadly he's just no good.

But it'd be a real good story if he'd found his legs while no one was expecting it from a 9 minute deficit.

1.Water
2.Ice Tea
3. Carapils

>wellens getting points

when will this farce end ? It feels so unfair for him to have that jersey

Yeah needs more chain tension.

>Also, the chain should not be too stiff as this requires more power to move
That sounds like bullshit. Track bikes always have a tight chain for a reason. Derailleurs perform the job of providing chain tension on a geared bike. Saggy chains can slip.

KINO water squirt

Frenches fear to be killed by fans like worst koreans

>sugar free fruits
Yeah right.

All my grandparents are dead now so I support this culling.

b & r

So we shouldn’t give either?

There was a significant drop in the expected and otherwise regular deaths rate of French people the following weeks after the heatwave

Which means all the old people that died that week were going to die in the next 2-3 weeks anyway

Hey Bardet, maybe stop being shit if you want the jersey

Yeah they shouldn't have banned them, fucking ridiculous I think.

>dat cheeky camera angle

>no juice

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track slack bro

Mine too but they weren't boomers anyway

Does that mean more house up for sale soon then?

Harden the fuck up /tdf/ I just did 20 minutes on exercise bike and now I'm doing pullups.

He raked up the most points the last two weeks, nothing unfair about that.

Mango juice is up there, for sure

just consume less energy la

Also immigration is very bad for the environment. African who consumes no electricity apart from charging his cellphone comes migrates to europe and consumes as much energy as us. NOT GOOD FOR ICE CAPS OK?

this desu. weak minded heatlets can fuck off

>industrial bread

our great grandfathers didn't fight in the mud of verdun for that

Yh man.

We should do a tour of London on Boris bikes.

I like how they add "no added sugar" How would you even add fucking sugar on top of sugar ?
Juiced fruits is just sugar and water , all the fiber is gone.

>t. never done track racing

Simon Yates a huge drifter in the stage market.

He shouldn't have been up there in the first place but is it a case of the market mistaking him for Adam or is Simon ded?

UNFAIR AND NOT RIGHT

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col de issohard now

based high IQ poster. cycling is all about seeing how much you can suffer and how deep you can go. perfect weather for some intervals

For me, it's orange juice.

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Are you a penguin in disguise?

>Also immigration is very bad for the environment.
Plus they're ugly.

/quintano/ at 2 seconds from Pinot

>doktor Mengele junior

Quintana playing 5d chess.

I always listen to this when you post it, keep it up brazilbro

shame that she did that much plastic surgery desu

>quintana attacks on the mountains
>rides solo to yellow jersey
would be based ngl

Pinot will get the polka dot jersey tomorrow

that orange juice has a weird color

should be more yellow than orange

too much ass

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I mean good for Tim Wellens but the polka dot jersey has really lost its stature for me. It does not in any way reward the best climber; Wellens ever said he hoped Pinot doesn't win too many mountain stages because those give him lots of points.

Meanwhile while Pinot is flying up the cols Wellens spends half the high mountain stages in the grupetto

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Imagine just whipping your cock out and having a piss while cycling through traffic on your way to work.

Is it possible we will see a competitive final stage?

But did he really believe it.
People say lots of things and never follow their own advice. Just words to plebify you while they with the words enjoy the fruits of your hard labour. Now get back to work, my new car isn't paying for itself while you post. Stop drinking company water, bring your own from home you bludger.

unironic reminder to drink water

Haha you all missed my post but don't worry i'm ok it's fine i'm just going to ask again if i missed anything haha

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sorry didn't read this post basically my feelings exactly

Drinking tap water with ice cubes, ginger and lemon juice right now. It's pretty good 8/10 would reccomend.

For me, it's humping air on a cord.

True. I feel somewhat similar about the green jersey.

damn a based britpost

When appear a french who has good TT like Poomoulin, Roglic and Vroome

Quintana attack

>amador

You mean Paris ? Fuck no, it's a meme stage for sprinters, I never watch it.

fo realsies? damn

yes i fugged your mom

What should they change about that ?
How do you give the dot jersey ?

a gf could be nice

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That was Verona, not Amador
Our pundits caught the mistake of the direction

The answer is no, aside some cool châteaux.

Lads I’m on the way to work, where are we right now?

ha jokes on you she's a neurotic alcoholic hag

>gilet jaune mentioned
Voeckler revolutionary confirmed

But it works, because retards are thinking that they are drinking sugar free healthy juice, and feel good about it. That shit is made with concentrated ""fruit juice"" anyway. Nothing to do with fruits.

>the polka dot jersey has really lost its stature for me
yeah same here.
The polka dot has essentially become a "break-away" jersey, it just goes to some pleb who manages to join lots of breakaways.
The green jearsey has also become a meme. Sagan/Matthews who are clearly not the best sprinters win it because they can keep up on the harder stages and get some meme points half way.

I'm in the UK m8

bump limit already
we need a new thread before hitting image limit too

wienerschnitzel bitte

Polka dot jersey basically rewards the rider who goes into the most mountain breakaways. In the last few years, only Barguil was really climbing his ass off to get points, others just went into breakaways one day out of two and grinded points.

we're at a pivotal stage of our relationship user-kun

Image limit is pretty fucking far away still and the last time the mods just upgraded from 250 to 350 when it was necessary

101 km / 107 km to go

zoomies out
1 thread

this isn't runescape

That's what I appreciate about the green jersey. Requires more than a good leadout train.

>upgraded from 250 to 350 when it was necessary
didn't even know they could do that guess i really am a newfaggot

you're in the ketone appreciation IRC channel of a horse fancier sub reddit of a fire hydrant indentification scam

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Bennett ded

>The city of Jumbo vista

CAM ON NIKKI CLIMB SOME FAKKIN HILLS!!!

I didn't know either until it happened to /tdf/ like 3 days ago when everyone was ranting about >"""""image"""""boards

>Bennett

Bennett chute D:

Noooooo, bennet chute

>old people, doesn`t matter
Great christian values there Dutchie.
Europe is lost.

Man down

INEOS AND JUMBO AT IT AGAIN !

Bennett crash

CHUTE

OH NO NO NO JUMBO VISMA IN SUICIDE WATCH

CHUTE DE BENNETT
CHUTE DE BENNETT
CHUTE DE BENNETT

NOOOOO
NOT OUR JUMBO VISMA BOYS

Some sugary drinks?

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Kruijswijk on suicide watch

Bennet got ROACHED

Why does that Phillipa on ITV4 have such a masculine voice?

Roche caused him to fall

fucking *nglo's

Crash looked pretty bad.

The green jersey has always been that, though.

You're right I haven't, but that's not an argument. Why don't you try explaining why you think you're right? Pic related, Jens Voigt's track bike from his hour record run, with a nice tight chain.

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