/hoc/

What are you talking about, those are the only seasons that exist

you're right, how easily i forget

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Woke up, now drinking coffee and eating apple pig monk

>waking up

Wood berry

Do Finns/swedes even like players that aren't from their country? So nationalistic

I feel so empty without hockey lads.....

Hockey don't start here in Philly until 2075 onward. Maybe the Earth will still be around by then, let alone the sport of /hoc/ too. But seriously this franchise is eternally fucked now that Fletcher is team president and will never be fired now...

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wtf is a flyer

real pookcific hours

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POOK

a boomer word for printed advertisement

Maybe if you can't spell

Hey now, you guys might not win cups ever again, but you got something just as good though in this guy!

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Huh

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ESPN Power Rankings
1. Lightning
2. Bruins
3. Maple Leafs
4. Golden Knights
5. Predators
6. Blues
7. Capitals
8. Sharks
9. Flames
10. Avalanche
11. Jets
12. Hurricanes
13. Stars
14. Rangers
15. Penguins
16. Panthers
17. Canadiens
18. Islanders
19. Coyotes
20. Flyers
21. Blackhawks
22. Blue Jackets
23. Devils
24. Canucks
25. Wild
26. Oilers
27. Sabres
28. Ducks
29. Red Wings
30. Kings
31. Senators

Remember Sam Bennett and Reinhardt lmfao what even happened to those idiots do they even still play hockey rofl?

Makes sense since all they do is advertise shit products like their owners in Comcast Cooperation. Truly a fate worse than death indeed that Hoc Franchise is in right now.

>Flyers ranked that high, and higher than the Devils
I know they are trying to give that fanbase hope, but you cant be that fucking retarded to think they have a better team, let alone future than the Devils

Yeah, those are weird ones.. The preds are ranked pretty fuckin high too.

It's ESPN what did you expect

>he thinks the devils are all of the sudden contenders because they added a couple of overpaid monkeys to their team
Ah bloo bloo

Why are cup windows so short nowadays. Like remember when preds, sharks and jets had their window open? That window lasted like two seasons.

None of those teams had a window

That's not even close to what he said, retard

the >window for most teams ends up being the 2-3 years they have a bunch of overproducing rookies on capfriendly elcs

I'll open a fuvkin window for you
>1993
Go shit your pants bitch

based pook poster

>preds
regular season champs, they have a banner to prove it
>sharks
perpetual choking losers
>jets
lost to an expansion team in the conference finals when it should've been "their year." their team will get worse and worse since literally nobody wants to play in that hellscape known as winnipeg

They also have better prospect pool and overall playerbase than the Flyers. Even signing one of the former Flyers to a one year deal just to fuck with them for being traded to that shit franchise and not staying around for that LA Kings Cup Win

how is Kravtsov not on the list?

Teams with short windows are 1-2 season overachievers.

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he's probably somewhere around there

probably some journalist who has never seen a khl game

huomenta, but the opposite

N

same

N

I

G

o

I can agree that making a liberal social media icon like him beats any cup win that franchise ever got back in the 70s. Whos the BSB's you say? No idea as like all current fans of the Flyers only know that Gritty not only their cup win, but their god now.

>nigo

based gritty working the incels everyday

Gritty is the true cup win all teams need. Only incels care for cup wins am I right guys?.... guys?

t. seething incel

So Incels care more about Gritty than cup wins, or more Cups than having a Gritty around. You be confusing me söyboy

>laffs

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>Rangers > Panthers

wat

>söyboy
ya boiling eternal virgin

N

I fucked my girl last night, to which you wouldn't know what is like since you are dodging the question and rather green text basedboy like the basedboy you are.

This has samefag written all over it. No surprises since the Flyers are shit either way.

N

nipples

ESTEA!

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Pffft Canada had t won a cup since 1993 these little bitch fuckers are so fuckin shit at fuckin hockey ahaha pffft bud fuck canada

is nestea the next zerg bonjwa?

>despite being an undeniably awful franchise and team for many years the oilels still have fans
why is this?

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more like the last zerg bonjwa

Because there are people living in Edmonton, such as Ed

so do the cleveland browns, seattle mariners, new york knicks, etc.

life was the last zerg bonjwa

Is gritty the gayest faggot in local sports history?

Now that nashville is nigger-free™ their window has reopened

Nestea is the last zerg bonjwa because his victories happened before Blizzard ruined the game with Infestor/BL meta and HotS

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midday coffee

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Canada global t20 cricket league game soon lads. Toronto Nationals vs Vancouver Knights. Hope you join us in /cric/

...

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you killed my boner

huomenta

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when did finland turn gay?

why do slightly unattractive women keep getting these jobs? I'd gladly roleplay as rodney dangerfield in their stead.

>Lightning
>Top rank

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The Browns' only real shit thing is ownership because they don't really give a fuck and Haslam is a piece of trash.

The Oilers are shit because their fans can't fucking get over the 80's and jerk themselves off to it until the end of time, to the point even the team and management does that. Talent goes to die there, and the way the team conducts business is shit.

I'd be a Browns fan for life before rooting for the Oilers for even a period. Least Browns fans know the team is bad. Oilers are in denial.

>14. Rangers
>19. Coyotes
>21. Blackhawks
explain any of this

same reason people still wave the american flag no matter how many times it sends them to iraq
they live there. what else are they gunna do?

huomenta

but the leaf's right. none of those teams ever stood a legitimate chance

>getting to the finals without standing a legitimate chance
come on hans

nashville had 2 2nd line centers and pittsburgh had 2 generational talents at center

they had no chance

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totally forgot the yets went to the wcf

THIS
#freelife

rip incontrol

I'm happy to hear that you're doing fine

Lads....
I just huomenta'd in my pants

why does it suddenly smell like turkroach rapebaby in here?

are you guys happy?

Just had a massive bout of diarrhea, at least it smells better than Gr**ce though

>have to work 5 days a week
i want off hyper capitalism's wild ride

>car
>house
>food, entertainment, utilities
pick two and only two

Generally, yeah. Just let all the minor inconveniences/frustrations in life slide and be more forgiving of others, but especially be forgiving of yourself.

Stop bitching and work

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>Koff? that would be 6 euros

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all i need is that koskenkorva

My parcel did not arrive today either lads. It is two days late. Not very pleased about this at all.

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Because you don’t abandon your team, no matter how shitty they may be
t.NYJ fan

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huomenta

>have 103 point season last year
>lower than the rangers, panthers and pongs
Jesus ESPN has terrible power rankings.

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fluke season

Lehner carried

Got a radio stream?

imagine rating varlamov

What lie am I going to use to get out of going to a party tomorrow so I can stay with /hoc/ to watch my Bombies get to 6-0?

Say you might be coming down with some AIDS and should stay in

Just awakened.
Didn't hear any sort of tune, though.

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I'm just wondering when my posts will start showing up in Carlos Mencia's stand up routine.

Going to the boreball game with my dad think i do some day drinking in the sun

What would be my ideal team in the NHL?
I want
> Loser team
> Pathetic Team
> Team that has never wins a Stanley Cup
> Team with a very weak and very poor fan base
> Team with very low attendance at their Arena
> I hate New Jersey
> Team without any important achievement
> Team That Always Live Under the Shadow of a Most Popular, Most Successful and Most Winning MLS Soccer Team

Panthers

>94422119
>this obese faggot is still fucking here
hide
report
ignore

again.

Why reasons would the Florida Panthers be my team in the NHL?

>niggercrash
No thanks

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New Jersey Devils

>year of our lord two thousand and nineteen
>still falling for poorlu written thirdie copy pasta
the offseason will never end

Will they get a single win this season, bros?

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Rate my poems /hoc/. And more importantly tell me if you'd pay money to read them.

8 more chances this season.

I don't pay attention to detail
I don't recall facts
Maybe I should work in retail
So I can afford snacks

There's some crickets outside the room with my bed. If I killed them all would they all be dead?

Taylor Swift is a good writer, It takes all my energy not to bite 'er.

I can't be held responsible for the things I say, It's not my fault that you're so gay. (4channel exclusive)

0/10, would not recommend.

Why not?

utterly unremarkable, not worth a cent

Haters gonna hate.

I am have the worst fucking day of my life. I'm just going to call it quits and sit here in my underwear browsing /hoc/ and watching chinese cartoons because that way nothing else can go wrong.

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>I am have the worst fucking day of my life
It's not even noon yet.

a lot of things can go wrong before noon
who are you to judge?

I'm me.
Who are you to judge my ability to judge?

dreadful

Ok

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How about this one?

original courage is good,
motivation be damned,
and if you say they are trained
to feel no pain,
are they
guaranteed this?
is it still not possible
to die for somebody else?

you sophisticates
who lay back and
make statements of explanation,
I have seen the red rose burning
and this means more.

Why yes I do post anonymously how could you tell?

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your stanzas do not follow a rhythm scheme

This "poetry" is shit and I want it to stop.

Take it up with Bukowski.

There once was user from /hoc/
Who had gigantic cock
/cric/ shitters cried foul but we can't hear them now
Because I bashed their fucking heads with a rock

rebelling against normal conventions loses its edge when you are the follow up act

That's literally a Bukowski poem.

my point remains

Yeah, and it's not relevant in this context.

bukowski wasnt the first poet to ignore rhyme schemes

Was at the driving range yesterday
Fucked up my back big time

Good to know.

Never bothered to look this up, but I'm sure someone hear knows:

How much of the players contracts are guaranteed money, and how much is conditional? do they get paid per game, for example

Let's take Sam Bennett for example
>and, Good Moorning, /hoc/... I love you

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Why were there so many Jewish hockey players in the 40s 50s and 60s

educate yourself
capfriendly.com/faq

right on.. should have done this n the first place, mucho appriciato

lockout soon™

how are you so weak golfing injures you

Going to the gym
want me to say anything to that thot you have a crush on, /hoc/?

shhhhh
-_-
Gary will hear you

I hit 3 buckets of balls

ask her if she wants any beans

yeah, tell her how you're much you love men and want to be her GBF
after you've earned her trust we can move onto phase two of the plan

Why do people wear jerseys of teams that aren’t playing to games?

The pacific is such shit it’s run by an expansion franchise

yes

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Every team in the league is an expansion franchise except for like 2.

thanks gary

and?

how many more balls did you hit with your tongue?

Just 2 lol

Arizona

Same reason why there were so many Jewish boxers

name an uglier nhl wife
protip: you cant

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>wife
that's a man, baby

I'm gunna detonate the vest
Which NHL team do I take down with me

the knights

Wives (male) are more patrician than wives (female) tbqhwyl

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you saying a man can't be a wife, shitbird?

that is exactly what im saying
its adam and EVE
not adam and STEVETTE

adam and eve come from a fake book written about a brown skinned liberal jew

That doesn’t answer my question I don’t know why there were so many Jewish boxers

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why even bother getting married under the sight of god if you dont believe in the bible

>58

Gods are real, but i shall not be following the teachings of a liberal.

New york geography and demographics
Jews were much poorer back then and socially stratified which pushed them into sports. Since they all lived in New York the competition was high and the sporting stage was the highest in the country leading to a lot of good Jewish athletes back then

Now they're terrible

hard times make great boxers
its why there are so many great black/mexican/russian boxers, and almost no good white ones

Okay thanks, that makes a lot of sense

>>can't even meme right

A lot of people feel the need the point out every flaw of the other person's argument leading to a lot of inane back and forths, when in reality anyone following along with half a brain can pick these out for themselves and they don't need to be stated explicitly.

My brain is vibrating

Stop doing meth.

It's offseason

Because when you live in Edmonton, cheering for the Oilers is one of the few things distracting people from jumping off the high level bridge.

>24. Canucks

When will our day come.

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arguing semantics is a great consumption of time

There's a time and place for everything. Some people take it too far though.

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>two thousand and ten was nine years ago

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All those teams won cups so they nothing to feel bad about.

For me its Zap Rowsdower

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>he still rates the fucking penguins

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ohno

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when will crosby sign for league minimum to carry a zoomer team to a freebie cup?

>storm surge

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>sam reinhart
are you retarded?

>having that on your phone

t. numale hurricanes “fan”

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>roblox
>fortnite

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Why would you even respond to this autist.

nothing happens until fall

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le jerks xDDD

how have you seethe'd other people /hoc/?

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Based binland
Nico is a cute

>fortnite
Shame on you for recognizing the dance. Now that knowledge will be in my head forever, too.

like who

Lazarus "Rock" Zeidel

sup hoc

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yea e!spn really knows hockey

never heard of him

>Jewish athletes
Next you're gonna tell me there's hockey in the south. And speaking of things that are fucking ridiculous. I'm looking at a magazine (*very* european), and after exchange (1.47 CAD-1 EUR), shipping, and the 4 euro fee charged just for the crime I commited of literally existing outside of Europe; it'll be like 50 dollars to get a magazine that will be outdated by the time it gets to my mail box.
Entirely Gary and Mauris faults. FIGHT THE TWISTED ZIONIST SYSTEM. LAINEATION RISE UP

By existing
By being white
By being successful
By using a name on a Korean basket weaving forum
By posting anime on an anime based image board
By posting half assed efforted brackets after Christmas
By posting any team what so ever
By talking about ice
By talking about the sun
By having a different opinion

There are several ways to trigger random spergs

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>ESPN had a womyn writer do their power rankings
well that explains a lot....

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>By existing
Ding. This was a gimme
>By being white
Not true
>By being successful
Not true
>By using a name on a Korean basket weaving forum
Highlights your idiocy
>By posting anime on an anime based image board
Highlights your childish nature
>By posting half assed efforted brackets after Christmas
You actually take feedback on these. They aren't half asked. It's just that like the rest of your posts, they're abysmal regardless
>By posting any team what so ever
Ding
>By talking about ice
Ding
>By talking about the sun
Fucking ding
>By having a different opinion
You don't have opinions. You're just always wrong

thinking about how fucked the perds are going to be when weber finally retires

apparently he played only 5 season as a pro and spent the rest of his career in the minors. not a very noteworthy player

>By talking about the sun
>Fucking ding

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who are you quoting?

Maybe he's bad luck

offseason blows

Whats the penalty if he retired 1 year early, like 24mil?

I have to believe there is no way that the league will enforce that, they'd find a way out of it for sure.

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>ducks
>in the playoffs

Don't talk to me

Unless you want to

I don’t want to talk to you

Okay sorry

good, let me take your role at work while you become unemployed.

Kappo kappo

GABO GAGO :PPP

What is she thinking in this moment?

getting pucks deep

>94424905
Speaking of triggered spergs

>I do it for le epic troll
kipshit did it better, you are just a bore

I'm not happy

turn that frown upside down

Make a change

>94425345
>no

Kipshit was a better troll
Bracket is a better poster
Fite me

both are cancer

bracket has never once made a hockey related post

This is 100% untrue

EVEYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Ever discussing trips
It's what they want

actually untrue

we should see what randy and ed are up to

Like all leafs :^)
I mean I'd rather you talk to me than about me desu
Good idea

hello

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the relocanes will move to quebec and the state of north carolina never deserved hockey in the first place

laffs eat penis

I've had hockey discussion with him multiple times

>the relocanes will move to South Carolina and the state of north carolina never deserved hockey in the first place

hands down the best trip here

>talking to trips
maybe reddit is more your speed

"No."

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Sign Rantenen already you cowards

there, i summoned randy

>Sakic said he met with Rantanen’s agent, Michael Liut, during the NHL draft June 22-23. “Sit back and relax and wait for him to get back to me. Nothing urgent. Training camp’s not until Sept. 12 or 13,” Sakic said.

There is no Randy.
There are only simple, honest caniacs.

get randy here pronto. we have some fags
>>/vg/260299712

t. Randy

wait messed it up

>inaugural battle for 7ths place in Pacific, analslime cucks vs xheattle dickgirls

Nope.

>love the sunbelt
>love me Canes
>love me Checkers
>love biscuits
simple as

>/vg/
that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

talks like randy
walks like randy
posts like randy
it's fucking randy

>soccer
>inter-board LARPing soccer
that's a hard "no" from me

we got faggots thinking /hoc/ is a joke

Don't much care what faggots think tbqhwy.

does anyone have a link to the /hoc/ discord?

Which founding father made the most girls cum?

I'm thinking Ben Franklin

thats been dead

Does /hoc/ like Ovechkin?

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let's revive it and get that /hoc/ minecraft server going while we're at it

Imaging wanting to copyright that

blyat

seattle freezin restin his head on pillow made of concrete

I'd copyright Barzal, if you know what I mean.

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bought a pc lads

Brehs

nice

the fuck

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I don't know what that means but if he was a chick I'd fuck him

Ivanka Trump move over, there's a hotter Ivanka in town.

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thanks lad

you want 'more' not "most" there

That's just merged with Kiira Korpi's face.

>300 posts of /hoc/
>no (you)'s
why do you guys hate me?

@94426024
yes

Odds are your posts just havent been (you) worthy yet. Or more likely people were just talking about something else at the time and skipped your posts subconsciously

:(

What does female Hughes look like?

Look at the draft footage on youtube

like a trap

i born from an egg

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would

would you fug this nice lady?

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Can someone explain the cultural and law differences between norff and souff carolina or are they basically the same

for sure

North is strip malls
South is stripping in malls

>@SportChek Player Alert: @MapleLeafs acquire defenceman Jordan Schmaltz from St. Louis in exchange for Andreas Borgman.

I didn't realize they were 2 different states until recently. I thought north carolina was just north in the state of carolina

scmaltz is a funny name

>North Carolina
no fireworks
better roads
fewer darkies
slightly more outside investment

>South Carolina
fireworks
worse roads
more darkies
slightly less outside investment

Would.

Jordan schmaltz is not very good

neither is borgman

DUDE did your Bunch of Jerks™ shirt come in yet? Cant wait to wear it to a canes game and have an epic time doing the storm surge dances with my fellow caniacs™

-Posted from my Switch™

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Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you got
Taking a break from all your worries
It sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You want to be where you can see
The troubles are all the same
You want to be where everybody knows your name
You want to go where people know
The people are all the same
You want to go where everybody knows your name

thinking this is /hoc/'s theme song

hurray something happened

just picked my nose

Based Borgman getting the fuck out of that dump

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Everyday when you're walking down the street,

Everybody that you meet,

Has an original point of view

And I say HEY!!
What a wonderful kind of day!
Where you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other

You got to listen to your heart
Listen to the beat
Listen to the rhythm
The rhythm of the street
Open up your eyes
Open up your ears
Get together and make things better
By working together

It's a simple message
And it comes from the heart
Believe in yourself
Well that's the place to start

And I say HEY!!
What a wonderful kind of day
Where you learn to work and play
And get along with each other

Imagine actually living in a big hockey market

There's too many Chinese poppin off

imagine living outside a hockey market... yikes

fuck its hot out

imagine living

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin,
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs,
Quite stylish!
And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe,
But I got you pegged!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed sallads and scrambled eggs.
They're calling again.
Scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?

this is /hoc/'s theme song.

Imagine imagining

Kaapo Kakko

>rags

>almost 10 pm
>it's still 24 degrees outside
wtf is this sunbelt bullshit

DO post >rags
>rags

are you in the arctic or smthn

Nah, I'm only at latitude 60 north

Imagine thinking about imagining

sneed

i live in a hockey market lads

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imagine considering contemplating imagining thoughts

You guys remember that one user that would say we're all going to be sunbelt thanks to global warming? I guess he was right.

That was me

no it was me

well, it wasn't me

mfw
youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc

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i think it was this guy

No it was you

how did you know!!??!?!?!??!?!

no it was

Fraiser was the John Tavares of sitcoms

you shut your whore mouth

>was using some shit Yea Forums app on the play store
>found out about Kuroba and it's like 1000x better
lads...

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wrong, Frasier sucks

both are overrated shit

Tavares being overrated shit is just a meme, Frasier is actually overrated shit

frasier was a good show fuck you guys

kelsey grammer played a character role very well. tavares is just overrated shit.

nope youre wrong sorry

Frasier is for pseudo intellectuals who think obscure references that only "smart people" like them get count as jokes.

youtube.com/watch?v=3i0DMbCKnAg

>67
blessed laffs dubs

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Imagine kaka

I'm not retarded I'm just gay

Global warming is a hoax to raise taxes

clover >>>

>global warming
>he thinks we live on a globe

Best D in the league

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>josi #2
this man should delete his channel

Honestly heiskanen is the best

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why didnt he list heiskanen or dahlin?

>karlsson
>not even top 10
>8x11.5

How are Arizona STILL this bad

are you implying josi is bad?

1 season isn't much of a sample to go by

no hes just not #2
maybe not even top 10

>rating offensive defensemen at all
its shit

weber has missed the majority of the last 2 seasons because of injuries. dont see why he is still ranked ahead of them.

>rating offense at all
Manlet detected.

youtube.com/watch?v=NBdfPm5Zrtg

>tfw when you are team has no 1 on this list

so whats more important for a defensive dman, more takeaways or fewer giveaways?

>
josi does everything. he's at the very least a top 5 dman in the league

hes a brent burns with less offense

shannon is legally a dwarf

/hoc/ is retarded. offensive players are praised for their defensive game all the time, but if a defensive player is praised for their offensive game it's a meme

bunch of fucking retards i swear

hes been the perds top dman the last couple seasons. plays 25+ minutes a game in every situation. almost like john carlson tier underrated.

fewer giveaways
takeaways are great, but if you cough up the puck in the defensive end you are left scrambling

burns is literally a 4th forward, he hardly plays defense. josi does both

the game is won by keeping the puck out of your net lad
you can score 10 goals a game, but if you let in 11, you still lose

if we're gonna do dumb analogies, then i'll just say games can't be won in 0-0 games either

hes saying that players like ek65 make solid defensive plays frequently, but get meme'd for their offense.
if a defensive dman started contributing offensively everybody would just start calling him a offensive dman instead.

at least you dont lose game (when it actually matter) when the score is 0-0

That's where you're wrong

Just went out for a cigarette reminder Tavares is overrated shit

Huomenta

you don't win either

>hes saying that players like ek65 make solid defensive plays frequently
frequently for a dman rated 20 top in the league is not enough
the offensive side shouldnt be used to counter the poor defense lapses

Plus-minus wins cups
simple as

if you lost all your regular season games 0-0 and never scored in the shootout you wouldnt play in the games that actually matter.

>no vlassic
meme tier video

>absolute defensive liabilities like Burns and Subban on the list of "best defensemen"
It's shit.

not every dman who puts up 40-50 points is bad at defense. stop using brent burns and pk subban as the mean

epic troll m8

any defensive dman that starts to put up points is going to get meme'd into the offensive dman group by the retards here.

there is a chance you could qualify for the playoffs with 82 bettman points

vlassic actually plays his position unlike many on the list

i guess it's time for me to go to sleep

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name three 50 point dman who arent a meme

for me aswell

except that no team has ever done it in the post lockout era. there is 0% chance of that happening based on statistics.

josi
rielly
jones
hedman
karlsson
there's way more. but you'll probably say otherwise just because you don't like the team they play on

>all the dman that score points are bad
You bunch of fucking RETARDS

Why do girls think it's brave to come out as bisexual? That's your natural position. You're expected to be bi.

we're talking about hockey here, you fag. how about you contribute

>karlsson
Not a meme.

Do they? Where are you seeing this behavior?

What month is it?

your favorite dman is a meme

statistic say that karlsson is pretty good on both ends of the ice despite playing with a fucked up ankle. it's like everyone suddenly forgot he single handed carried the snes to the ecf

what the fuck is a defensive dman anyway? being able to make crisp passes as a dman is something all coaches demand from minor hockey all the way up to the chel. the dmen who end up being good passers get favored by coaches and usually end up putting up solid point totals.

there is still a chance :)
now if they won even 15 of the 82 shootouts in that situation they would now have 97 points and a solid claim at a wildcard slot

this kinda highlights the absurdity that there is an opportunity to get a free point every single game

>what the fuck is a defensive dman anyway?
someone who can keep forward from tipping easy goals and win board battles.

i always thought of it as dmen who don't join the rush or don't pinch in deep. also very strong in front of the net, and good at suppressing shots. aka stay at home dman

yea but we were talking about a team that cant score even 1 goal. 87 points is the lowest point total to qualify for the playoffs in the postlockout era. 82 bettman points would not be enough.

someone who is more inclined to prevent own goals than assist in scoring them

so basically the same things as an >offensive dman but hes bad at moving the puck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay-at-home_defenceman

They stay home

Remember Steven Paddock? What was up with that guy. Talk about a loose cannon!

>offensive dman
>not absolutely useless in the defensive zone
lmao, haven't seen a single shift from Burns or Karlsson?

*dabs on both kakko and hughes*

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I got the next thread ready to go, don't worry about it fellas it will be on time

guys like suter, vlasic, tanev, bowmeester are all very good at moving the puck. they make very solid breakout passes from their own zones that doesnt always appear on point totals because it ends up being like the 3rd/4th assist. coaches like them because of their puck moving abilities, not just because of their defense.

better not norge us

Defensive Dman:
>Hedman
>Heiskanen
>Suter
>Weber
>Josi

offensive Dman:
>Karlsson
>Klingberg
>Ristolainen
>Burns
>Subban

>
heiskanen is a mix of both

>patient dmen who will wait for a play to develop
>aggresive dmen who try to force a play

based

youtu.be/8LeRO1zj_64

PK press conference if anyone is interested

twas fun

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too bad there are no caps fans on /hoc/ to celebrate it

why would i ever be interested in uppity niggers having a press conference

/hoc/ wins AGAIN
>implying

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sheeeeeeeiiiiiitttttttttt

Delete this. I am a Finnish person living currently in Finland.

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yes that is what I'm implying

caps have fans, they had their fun. Same for bloos fans

What the...

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didn't say they don't, learn to read maybe?

FUCK HAPPENED?

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Of course, friend.
Never meant to imply that there was any validity to the statement.

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>Canadian NHL fan in 1993

>>Canadian NHL fan in 2019

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crikey

brehs..........

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nationalpost.com/news/world/snow-globes-sent-from-canada-contained-1-million-worth-of-liquid-methamphetamine

go shill your instathot waifu somewhere else

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shut up homo

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I was talking about a team that didnt need to score in regulation, they would always need to be able to score a single goal to win regardless of regular/post season
its reasonable to believe that a team that could hold every other nhl team to 0 goals would likely sneak one past a weak goaler in the shootout
only needing to win 20% of the regular season in the shootout shouldnt put any team in a position to make the post season, regardless of the sport

blegh
fuck off back to Yea Forums

did someone drag her face over the railway tracks?

You've got the wrong Carlson on there.

pack it in boys

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FAS

no you

also she's like 21 years old now

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google say 19 m8

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I would counter that both Hedman and Josi are more two-way defensemen than "defensive d", they're both elite in all 3 zones.

i wasnt considering the playoffs at all, your hypothetical situation is literally a 0% chance to happen based on past statistics. even if that situation happened it likely wouldnt even put you in the playoffs because if you are tied with other teams ROW is the first tiebreaker (you would be at 0) and you would have a very severe goal differential since shootout wins only count as 1 goal for.

then explain why she has the tits of a 10 year old boy

Can't wait for the new thread lads

so you just sit there all day watching twitchthots play vidyas?

Me too i'm thinking about what my first post will be right now

It's written up and ready to go.

It's to appeal to pedos

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i got the next thread lads

Literally nothing wrong with that

better be on time
or else..

fuck off Yea Forums

You sure? I got one typed up, but if you do too then you can have it, don't care

Next thread is already in the catalog just waiting for 500 to post the link

Stop posting this weirdo.

Is this Ray? Is he a Yea Forums pedo, too?

Hokkei :DDDDDDDDDDD

Fine I was done anyway

almost there

>lying about threads
why are you people like this

...

Where is it