/cric/

Fugazi.

I donated $50 to the guy who burns down anime studios 2bh

I can't tell if this is current or historical

>female commentator
>he's hit it up but is there a fielder underneath it? there is!
>he's timed it well but will it beat the fielder? it will!
>ooh that looks close but will the umpire give it? he will!

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i donated them my condolences

clap clap clap
thup

thup thup
bomp
fink
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEAHHHHHHHH
come on!
WAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

fanfiction mate
wishful thinking

Charming

GOTTEM

at the pub

what do you want

parmi and a pint ta

aah 1 gastro-antipasta
and a half pint of a local IPA thanks
HAS to be local and overpriced

is guinness considered local

I think they brew it on the Gold Coast over there so yeah it's local enough. Everyone's welcome to be Irish today too, so it's your cultural beverage.

it's rank is what it is

yeah pop in at the local indian owned dairy and pick us up a can of coke with "not for individual sale" written on it thanks mate

got a six pack of kilkenny today

Not everyone likes it here either, not everyone can handle stouts.

still got corner shops in NZ then?
ours have all shut down

KEK

they're everywhere, then again I live in P*lmerston N*rth

perth lads sunday sesh at the obh come down

I'm posting this for posterity. Don't follow it just view.

there are three right near my house

Good choice

New to sports here thinking of going into crickets as my first sport.

Any cricket twitch streamer?

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good to hear

everything's getting a bit soulless over here

Found a full pack of durries on the stairs at uni today. Some Maori must be seething. Don't smoke so I dunno what to do with them

Oceanic anglos are a third irish anyway

kiwis aren't

i assumed he was responding to an australian and checked but i had the post typed out already so i went heyo may as well just change the first world and hope im right rather than throw it all away and also not noyl that waste time googling new zalish demographics

what are you on about

far more scots here than irish

yikes we got a loony on our hands lads

The loonie (French: huard), formally the Canadian one-dollar coin, is a gold-coloured coin that was introduced in 1987 and is produced by the Royal Canadian Mint at its facility in Winnipeg. The most prevalent versions of the coin show a common loon, a bird found throughout Canada, on the reverse and Queen Elizabeth II, the nation's head of state, on the obverse. Various commemorative and specimen-set editions of the coin with special designs replacing the loon on the reverse have been minted over the years.

well I live close to the sewage ponds which is very similar to Guinness in smell and texture

kiwis are weird

the humble dairy is alive and well

Too many of them here

Every time I'm at pak n' save (as rarely as possible) there are curry dairy owners buying 8 million cans of fizzy drinks and a billion bags of chips. shudder at the thought of total mark-up contained in one trolley

my favorite things about new zealand

1. terrorist attacks
2. earthquakes
3. losing cricket world cup finals

he's like a buzzing insect.

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based

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Canadian Global T20 on tonight lads. Who is your team? For me, it's the one with Kane and Neesh

what a fucking numbskull

#prayforjeff

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numbskull with a new land rover mate what are you driving again?

>travelling in a cuck cage

lmao

>brainlet bash

ishant sharma

what happens if you lose a kidney m8, can you just live normally like never happened

must be able to retire comfortably on 60,000 in brazil

how many wives with dicks could i buy in brazil for 60k

for like a year yes

Reckon I can buy and sell this Brazilian faggot.

I'd have a whole army of monkey slaves

you'd get robbed and murdered before buying one m8

>Mel Jones
>x team needs y amount of runs to win and theyll have to hit y amount of runs to win

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A legacy GT B-spec and two kidneys

nah

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so what m8

>driving a cuck cage that is marketed at lesbian animal mothers

lmao

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and saves money on piss in the future, financial genius

what happens if i get an additional kidney

you'd have to sell your midlife crisis truck

what happens if you unironically lose both your kidneys lads

need a new one or you die

janny finna autoshiggy i reckon

>englel

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wew doesnt sound like much fun m8, can you still twerk tho

The worst cringe in the world is hearing an nrl fan talk about their ‘sport’ overseas. The look of desperation in their sunken eyes as they try to convince some dumb euro is hilarious at first, but soon becomes pathetic and tragic. Being apart of the nrl cult is akin to inceldom or being a trumpfag.

just read the entire wikipedia article on the kidney lads

what if you have kidney stones do you just pee it out lads

imagine having your kidneys stolen but then going to the doctors and finding out you have a kidney stone. the worst of both worlds.

what so the organ pirates take your kidneys but leave the stones behind? savage.

this thread displeases me

This is the gimmick

youtube.com/watch?v=lnsNuc0do7Q
just remembered this

just waiting for a mate

good to see my primate friend is here

Bean nachos

always good when the brazillian swings in yeah

Having some sea salt and balsamic vinegar flavoured rice snack lads

Dialysis looms

is this how Jonah paid for his sound system ;_;

>paying thousands extra for your image

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he's a thinking man phillip

oh nononono

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surely there must be a mistake

england, the world champions, weren't bowled out for 85 by ireland were they lads?

england but without all the england players

England going to bat all day today, will be a comfy redemption arc.

*Blows smokes all over seething poosies, peelanders and poo in loos*

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makes me wonder how they beat New Zealand, or even IF they beat New Zealand

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let me get this straight, you're
>a blow-in
>a sudden English cricket fan
>posting under potato flag
AND
>a fucking frogposter
you gotta be fucking kidding me

get off England's back with this selective stat picking. maybe they got bowled out for 85 by ireland, but what did ireland get? surely not more

Becasue new Zealand completely shit the bed from an easily winning position. They deserved to draw and then deserved to draw again and deserved to lose becasue they wernt alpha enough on the boundaries

We'll talk no more on the matter

I've been on cric a while now ass mint

I thought you won cricket matches by scoring more runs than your opponent, I must be a casual

not only did they score more runs mate but they also hit more boundaries

we're talking months here
you're not even sebbo-tier

Didn't Australia get bowled out for like fifty ish. Was in an ashes not so long ago?

oh I thought you'd read something like "England won by 3 wickets" but apparently it's "England won by 3 boundaries", I'm such a cazz lol

Jokes on you mate don't really know who sebbo is

consider yourself lucky

>frog posting is based and redpilled and what Yea Forums is about

Seething cric lads.

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test cricket

bold statement, but I'm inclined to agree

Test cricket is boring. T20 is better

smell this
*dabs my unwashed armpit into your nose*

*farts with bum facing northwest*

Apparently other men's BO is is suppose to turn you on. It's science

It's just a fact I heard don't shoot the messenger or call me gay ok?

so just to get this straight, you're
>a blow-in
>a sudden English cricket fan
>posting under potato flag
>a fucking frogposter
AND a fag?

nothing wrong with being gay

Gays will burn in hell.

ireland is right, I know this as my brain makes it so I like guys

can smell fart

>A blow in
No I've dabbed in an out of cricket for a while. I'll be honest I came back in before the world cup
>English fan
Yes
>Posting under potato flag
Well yeah that's the Irish flags well done
>Fag
I'm not gay. Had a gay dream once. In work I'm constantly looking at women. There are loads in the office, 7/10 plus. Feels good man. I've never looked at a man in that way. Probably just a tad prison gay like the rest of you

I take it you mean the 2015 WC?

shouldn't do expected it'd be half way to arabia by now

should i move to australia or the uk if canada implodes within my lifetime

for me it's being a 2019 world cup blow in but never getting called out as my posts and banter alike are top shelf

UK

nah my wife just arrived home from work

I always knew I just didn't want you to think that you're at all a discrete and identifiable part of /cric/ mate

that's sweet thanks

*pretends to be a part of /cric/ because i showed up in 2018 and not 2019*

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I knew you were seething freshie m8 it if makes any difference

For me, it's changing my posting style and posting habits all the time to stay two steps ahead of you.

can spot you a mile off

I knew

I have never once seethed or trolled. I am just here for the cricket

Posted @ 7:57pm from Web

never dare to venture away from commonwealth-core 4channel

I never leave /cric/ anymore nothing worth seeing outside

do people who aren't descended from britain and ireland actually count as people? i'd say no

share that sentiment

this apu legitimately looks like the maori kids dad who shows up to saturday sports games and gets way too into it

try /rug/ during WC. should be fun

planning to

wonder what missreinat is doing right now

but we reply directly.
autism replies are frowned on

I just delete pics that get no replies. I waste my time here trying to get replies from anonymous virgins but at least I don't use facebook.

I think /cric/ is the only genuine Commonwealth poomunity. you'll see Aus, NZ, UK, RSA, Poo and even leaf and tobongo flags here

i'd reply to your pictures

I believe the correct wordage is "frowned upon". But, no matter, I digress...

Obviously spending the money on a car is retarded, but getting $60,000 for a body part you don't really need, and saving a life in the process, is not a bad idea in itself.

both are correct you fucking tryhard

[chuckles] I seem to have ruffled his feathers. Ah, nevertheless, all in a day's work methinks.

love seeing kiwis fight.

could pay for your hair implants lad

I was going to reply to the computer picture but decided against it

Ireland is to England what New Zealand is to Australia.

ireland and england are best friends? :3

what, better?

*vomits*

blowie kiwi just made a post can you guess which one?

all kiwiposts are me at the moment I'm just trying out new personas

I knew

I'm not blowie kiwi but I am a kiwi and I do get blowies AMA

Scots are honorary Irish

just took a massive Irish lads

>steal world cup
>lose to ireland
seriously though what the fuck happened to england

*wins by zero runs*

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always pull a meme loss once a year be it to Scotland, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, the West Indies or Bangladesh

*loses by zero runs*

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ashes victory guided by the spirit of Martin Crowe incoming

Martin Crowe's spirit shits on your flag, cheating scum

Got a job at the mines, lads.

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I just spoke to him lad. He said he's keen to help the boys win after New Zealand were robbed of the world cup.
He also asked if you could go back to Pakistan

based Martin Crowe would've rather knocked your block off than talk to your kind m8, he hated cheaters

I know Martin Crowe lad, he said you should stop posting and go back to Pakistan.

I'm not from Pakistan, I dont get the joke

Marty (prefers that over Crowey) said you are.
Pretty sure he knows more than you

His nickname was Hogan though

>still thinking you know more than Marty

key word being "was"

dreary back-and-forth here.

Need to invite the /hoc/ bros over for the global t20 when it starts in 7 hours

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you'll be awake watching leaf meme cricket at 5am? jesus get a job lad

Day off from uni on friday haha work hard play hard am I right lads

sounds like something sebbo would post

Lads, what's going to happen today.

I'm assuming a boring batting day. Can't have two meme days in a row?

I'm here now lads

Ah yes Ireland's brave Tim Murtagh

Ah yes England's brave half of their team

Fatguts is a NEET. On a sickness benefit for obesity probably.

Ah yes New Zealand's brave Colin de *drops the world cup* Grandhomme

>jason roy
>ben stokes
>eoin morgan
>jofra archer
LMAO

Quintessentially British Empire mate

Colin de Dropstheworldcuphomme
it was right there

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Hope Lots of English people die on this heatwave lads

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there's a good start

When Eoin Morgan dies he should put new Zealand in the will to get the world cup

*Unzips*

ustreamix.su/stream.php?id=sky-sports-cricket&token=6b8-0d2-37f-812-1bb-be6-64b-49e-7f8-3dd-3b

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How does Perry's arse get so fat? Should have kept playing soccer

genuinely and unironically, what does it mean when a girl uses heart emotes while talking to you? i didn't even meet her on a dating app or anything.

acestream://0189857de3ae0c1a6053b769b6d56c00004b1acc

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Means she hates you

Have the day off work the weather is beautiful and there’s cricket on lads as long as we don’t have another batting collapse life is good lads

Means she loves you

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

it means whatever she thinks it means

Thought I was the only lucky bastard.

>5 runs
hmm makes me think of another game

tipping a hundred for Big Soi

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>Leach out batting/scoring

>Burns
>Roy
>Poot
>Bairshit
>Woakes
>Moeen

Based Nut

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I get @MIFFofficial is excited but 3 emails in one day is pushing the friendship.

Tipping Lara's record to fall today mate

think Rory Burns might be shit

Fuck off BJ

solid start from the lads

pitch is already a road and its just day 2

?

Ah yes England's Big Boyd Rankin

>england groundsman spend the entire night rolling it flatter than a piece of paper

ah yes

Haddin XI on the ropes

KEK ENGLAND COLLAPSE INCOMING

>Burns

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OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO

Boris Johnson
cricinfo tells me he predicted a ton for leach

LEAVE THE BALL JESUS CHRIST

>lose the night watchman
not even worth celebrating, eire

Tipping Roy to get a solid score to cement his place as Ashes opener

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>having a T*rk for PM

the shame of it

>jack leach unironically looking like a better opener today than burns and roy
Is this bizzaro world

Really hope so

Joe Denly is shit as well as old, don't get why he's in the team

no this is the typical English top order

The Taunton Lara

This just proves my thinking that England should reverse their batting order every game.

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fat cunt

Feel like shit just want him back lads.

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>cook and leach opening
Elite

tipping Roy's WALLOP your way out of trouble strategy to not pay off

>Missing for six nights in Victoria's high country, Jeremy Boyden has been found dead after rescuers were alerted to his location by his loyal dog, Rocky.
>The death of the 23-year-old, from Ferntree Gully, is a second tragedy for his family, less than three years after his only sibling, older brother Chris, died in a motorcycle crash on Melbourne's West Gate Bridge in November 2016.

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Might tire out the bowlers unless we open with Root's meme spin

who?

>Sergeant Anthony Dessent said Rocky had led search crews to the body, and appeared to have stayed with him for six nights.

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If England can't make 400 on this pitch they are utterly fucked in The Ashes

rip lads

>Leach is England's top scorer this match

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good pup

t. Gary Ballance

currently yodeling

sound of the duke ball off the bat makes me cringe

>stream just showing that 4 over and over again
It wasn't that good lad

its fucking hot lads

watching the kookaburra go dead after 5 overs makes me vomit.

good shit
open up all the windows lad, cool the house down

washing's already dry, absolutely buzzing with that result

leach hogging the strike from roy

Absolutely right to as well, can't trust the openers with a new ball

im outside
had the fan on inside debating bringing it out

imagine preferring the Kuckaburra

honestly its been pretty warm here for winter

literally the hottest day ever in england

Feeling /pleasant/ here

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driest jan-july on record

why isn't Anderson playing?

half the team isnt playing
its a joke test

it's only 28C here

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21C now but supposed to get over 30C later in the afternoon. And this is in Edinburgh.

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been so cold and rainy in perth, reckon climate change might have some truth to it

injury, same with jofra
was meant to be a joke test, turns out the joke is Englels test team

Hope England burns and everything there dies

Grim

>"Flatten the pitch"
>"Turn it into an absolute road"
>"Use the steam roller"

The call that saved English cricket

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normal summers day in nz/aus

34 in London. like opening an oven door when you step out of the house. It's hitting 40 later

Based Bog

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turns out the true purpose of the World Cup was all the Kiwis we made seethe along the way

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at least the weather matches the 'locals' now lad

don't forget the indians and pakis too. a lot of them seemed more bootyblasted than the kiwis

GIVE the cup back RIGHT NOW

>europe gets a bit of snow once every 5 years

ARGHH CAN'T HANDLE IT

>europe gets a bit of sun once a year

ARGHHH EVERYBODY ITS HOT OUTSIDE

Grow up lads

tipping some more crispy pakis

*pops the heating on*

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reckon the seethe is from the brits after grig nations lel'd at the legitimacy of it tbqh family

shan't

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Forecast says we’ve got a thunderstorm coming but there’s no sign of it

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just sprayed myself with insect repellent

We don't give a hoot what jfs think

Based nan

if you say so semi-final LOSER

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Roy looks like utter shit and the pitch couldn't be more of a road.

ahh yes, the tropical archipelago of Britain

Hot? Yeah

It’s too hot to seethe lad

based all rounder leach

honestly northern NZ is basically tropical

really, really want to see Prophets of Rage live lads, seems like the ultimate boomer experience

Did Holding used to bowl with 8 slips and a gully always? From listening to him commentate on field positions you would think so.

might have to tb h

Daily reminder the Cricketing world is obsessed with England, feels good man

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Think I’ll go get my hair cut when they break for lunch

that was fast lads

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KEK, link to this seethe?

He only needed slips at 1, 3 and 5 because they all had big monkey arms (because they were black)

201* for Leach looms

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that's racist and also not very funny

perplexed anyone cares about being 'liked'.

being liked by others doesn't make you better. we dabbed on australia, india and new zealand not being liked doesn't change that

lacking diversity

>that lad scratching his head after getting brainbombed

do you reckon Ed Smith smashes James Taylor's tiny little arse?

They actually look and sound shit.

>especially whenit comes to cricket

that person does not follow football. this is child's play in comparison

No flies on you lad

leach really needs to close his fucking mouth

WHO YOU TRYING TO DISCREDIT

have you seen James Taylor's leaked photos?

>englel circle jerking a 'win' nobody acknowledges
hehe

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they were all over me yesterday

tipping Roy to finish the Ashes with 155 runs at an average of 15.5

i acknowledge it

25°C can people survive in that?

walk on zoomer, I for one like my rock stars in their 50s, butchering covers and sweating profusely

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refuse to acknowledge australians, therefore they are illegitimate

Name's on the trophy mate

no where can i find these?

pretty sure the ICC acknowledges it sweetie

kane thinks they won so ill back him tb h

behind kane all the way no homo

triggering the pomgolians hard lads

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Let's post pics of redhead girls in a summer setting pls.

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Day abandonded due to heat looming

>He cares about pyjama cricket

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HOW LONG

NOT LONG

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BECAUSE WHAT YOU REAP

IS WHAT YOU SOW

C'mon, post redheads in summer setting pls ;_;

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>thompshit
haha time for runs

>kane williamson apologises to new zealand

*clicks onto cricket scores*

Here you go mate

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KEK the state of that "summer" setting in the background

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WALLOP
A
L
L
O
P

>stark overcast probably a cool breeze blowing

faurk absolute scorcha

stokes' tattoos scream non english

Root has a bit of dad bod but if that's Curran next to him he's cute as fug.

roy to get 120(86) and open the ashes

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roy is a real good guy in the dressing room

>Chubby Poot

>still only day 2
howling

are you implying he's gay?

Trail by 37

>89 runs
hitting new heights

would unironically beat the shit out of all of them besides madlad stokes

50 for the night watchman

SOIED
O
I
E
D

me when I see a bowler scoring runs

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I tipped based leachy yesterday and you all laughed at me, well I have to say you're not laughing now

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bairstow would seethe your face off

CARM ON IREALANd GET SUM FUCKING WICKETS

>glass of chardonnay
You fucking chav

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nasser hussain was born in india
sorry what

ireland could use a wicket here

*blushes*

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you just KNOW...

the older brother seems like abit of a cock desu

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Got a full body oil massage at one of them Chinese places today. Not bad

what a cute skinny boy :3

based mummy May enjoying the fruits of her labour

Gavin Barwell eyeing up that G+T

thinking they didnt need to use any of their oil lad

teresas coming out party

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Why not mate

thinking you're an oily lad lad

FUCK Shariah May

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tipping roy to not exceed the score he makes in this innings at any point in the ashes

youtu.be/zbYcte4ZEgQ

No not men

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Clearly says reserved, what a rude bitch, hope the usher gives her what for

BASED

Curran will forever be Gayle's 'boy toy'.

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*solves the opener crisis*

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athletes shouldnt wear glasses

He looks like a complete mong lmao

>shitting on Le Glasses Man

leach mogging carberry, lyth, stoneman, jennings and burns

Sorry lads he's taken

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Did Boom Boom fuck a white girl? He doesn't look very paki.

rubbish

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bet hes from fucking zimbabwe aswell the cunt

She looks like the female face-apped version of Broad. We all know who he really imagines he's fucking.

meaww.com/15-hottest-cricketers-look-out-2019-icc-world-cup-cricket-tom-curran-shai-hope-virat-kohli

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>Not a glass of crisp vinho verde
absolute pleb taste

He is from the khyber pass area, in the north close to afghanistan. Everyone is whiter there

katie swan

>literally having a Lankan on there

they're uglier than the fucking indians

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KEK cricketers are so weird looking, Roy is the only one that doesn't look like an alien

why is Latham's head so tiny?

For me, it's Ben Foakes, the most attractive cricketer around

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Embarrassing for Ireland for being walloped by a no.11 who had a high score of 16 before this.

But the fault lies with the ICC for allowing them to play test cricket in the first place. Ireland have proven they don't have what it takes to compete in our circle.

Cricket needs to remain elite and exclusive.

oh dear oh dear

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good
no one likes cricket here

Business idea: ban the playing of cricket by anyone that isn't a member of the Marylebone Cricket Club

Fucking seething, gonna be stuck with Roy until after the Ashes

Don't worry, we won't see much of him during the Ashes

From reading comments it kinda seems most people don't realise we are resting half of our main team this match. Pretty much only Root and Bairstow are definitely in the 1st XI

don't see how he'd do any better or worse than the other options

Yeah I'm missing Cuckfield already mate

Sorry sweetie I think you're forgetting someone

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never in doubt

Maybe when I was a teenager. I eat well now and sauna regularly

>started losing his hair

Sad!

>basically 0-1
easy win

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his dad still has a lot of hair

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You realise he is well over 30 now

it's coming home lads

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kidding arent you lad
embarrassing a 38 year old literal who ripped through Englels top order who couldnt even get to 100 v a minnow of world grig

Gower sounds sick.

>Hey user can I practice my full toss with you?

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This is a literal B team.

Ireland have been exposed. Minnows are bad for the sport as they only serve to show our clear superiority.

You now remember Boyd Rankin playing for England in that 5-0 rout.

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>B team
>root
>bairstow
>roy
>ali
>woakes
>broad
>curran
cope harder you shitters. Starc and co will give you the same kind of nightmares Mitchell Johnson did.

I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this
nigger. NIGGER.
I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this
LOOK THERE'S A NIGGER
I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this
nigger. NIGGER
I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this
LOOK THERE'S A NIGGER

Johnson was fucking garbage in England though.

mate, if you consider that your b team (4 non regulars) then you fuckers are cooked.

>Storc

KEK, he averaged over 30 with the ball last time he was here

You'll win one test due to a terrible batting performance but that's it.

Australia are shit too, this Ashes will be two retards stumbling over one another

your 'a' team (minus 4 regulars) averaged 85 in the first innings
against IRELAND
LOL

>Morgan MoM
>England's brave Big Boyd Rankin taking 4fer
>Cadbury bowling

yikes

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All of Megadeth's post Rust in Peace albums have been fucking garbage.

Reminder they lost at home to India

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What ever happened to car battery? Does he still have cancer?

Also beat India 4-1 less than a year ago. That's the beauty of England lad

Only Root and Bairstow are 1st team of that. Rest are all in and out depending on selection choices. Roy is in his 1st test. Broad has been dropped recently, same with Ali and Curran. Woakes isn't a definite pick either.

Just accept you will be quivering when our World Cup Heros come back for the Ashes

your 'a' team got bowled out for 60 last time they were here

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England will win this match handily.

heat making the pomgolians SEETHE
LMAO
EIGHTY FIVE BIG ONES

Sounds like a certain nation may be trying to use coping mechanisms to deal with how shook they are at what they're seeing today.

*breaks your foot*
*retires your spinner*
*sends root home with brain damage*
Starc is the new Mitty J and will DOMINATE this series

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for me, it's the depressing nadir of Australian banter

thinking the cope is coming from Englel over the first innings
>b team
LOL

Absolutely seething pozzie still salty after his embarrasing exit in the world cup kek

tipping 30 wickets for GOATderson

King onions going for an easy double ton here.

Need Ian Bell back in to shore up the innings with a stoic 43(212)

how is this oap cunt still presenting

>World Champs
>Ashes winners
>Number one test team
>600 wickets for Jimmy

Is there anyone who can stop us? Probably win the World T20 next year too.

this boring as shit, going to watch a movie

world t20 finalists

I WANT TO LIE
SHIPWRECKED AND COMATOSE
DRINKING FRESH
MANGO JUICE

want to watch red dwarf now but I am at work

>Leaves Hampshire
>Moves to Leicestershire
>Gets made captain
>Gets relieved of the captaincy 2 months into the season
>Leaves Leicestershire

That all happened within 5 months last year, think he's retired now and doesn't have cancer anymore

You ready Pozzies?

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If the match is tied don't we win for hitting more boundaries?

no, it's the team with most sixes

Eating a green apple

shall be eating a banana soon

Ok but England has had more players batting, so how does that work then?

drinking a stella

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England is shit and the match is in England so England will choose whichever stupid arbitrary rule gives them the win.

youtube.com/watch?v=hQAdJRYiSMA

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if it ends in a draw it's a draw

Ireland more like direland lol

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History will remember NZ as the real winners anyway m8, especially now that the umps have publically acknowledged that they got it wrong. It's no big deal though, really.

Its brilliant, they are still absolutely fuming, it will continue for many months too.

>this cope

bahahah

Not it won't lmao. If anything people are more likely to forget the specifics of how England won the further away we get.

its embarrassing how some of the aussies are jumping on the kiwi bangwagon when they literally only won their world cup becus they had the final in aus after losing to them in nz earlier in the world cup

Literally everyone will remember England as the villain who benefited from clear bias on home turf and literally not even beating New Zealand, of all teams, outright but rather on a technicality. Nobody will ever forget.

radiosport.co.nz/sport-news/cricket/umpire-admits-he-made-a-crucial-mistake-in-cwc-final/

Everyone knows it should never have even gone to SO. It's public record.

*Ducks*

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Got sacked because he stuck up for KP after he got scapegoated and his career has just petered out

Not coping at all. Like I said, it's no big deal. I know in my heart and in my mind that we won, fair and square. And so does the rest of the world. The real cope is your fake, forced laughter. It's a facade. You know it's a dishonest win.

I think what you mean is you'll never get over it and seethe forever, especially since you'll never win won again.. Eventually nobody else will give a shit apart from to occasionally use it as bad banter against England.

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ahh yes the narrative that england would've tried to run 2s instead of going for 4 if the extra run hadn't been given

high IQ stuff

Not surprising at all though, they have always had a massive chip on their shoulders and act like a jealous little brother. Now that England have achieved world cups in Football, Rugby and Cricket we have confirmed ourselves as the greatest sporting nation of all time and the Ausfailians will never recover lol

>this cope

bahahahaahhahahaha

You want to talk about coping? That's a fucking massive cope if I ever saw one lad. Stokes would not have been batting. It would have been over and the entire world knows it and so do you. It's fine. I'm glad you got your consolation prize.

Friendly reminder that Ben Stokes was born to New Zealanders in New Zealand.

new

don't care virgin hit more boundaries you sore loser

If 5 runs were awarded instead of 6 then Rashid would have just run a cheeky single and Stokesy would have smashed the last ball for 4 and you would still be on eternal suicide watch.

>it will continue
until the ashes are back with their rightful owners

rashid would've taken a single to get stokes on strike needing 3 from the last ball to win (2 to take it to a super over). england would've won it there and then, you saw him slap you about in the s/o

It really doesn't matter because it's pure speculation. The awarded runs were a total fluke anyway. England were awarded (awarded) the win based on missed calls, confirmed and acknowledged bad calls, flukes, circumstance, and bias.

It's fine. I honestly don't even really care about cricket that much, I'm a rugby and ice hockey fan. It just seems silly to me that the English seem adamant they won fair and square clean as a whistle while everybody knows its the exact opposite. It's clear as day. And at the end of the day awarding someone a World Cup (World Cup) based on silly rules like that is really not what sport is all about if you ask anybody who is actually worth a damn or cares about the spirit of competition, including Englishmen.

It wasn't awarded, the pre-existing rules were simply enforced

You sound like you care alot, your damage control is obvious and pathetic too "I-i d-dont even like cricket'

You are clearly seething and its funny as fuck

Not at all. It's 1:30 am and I'm laying in bed with 5 tabs open carrying on several different conversations. The fact that you think every NZ flag that disagrees with the result even a little bit is a dewy-eyed "seething" crybaby is a bit of a cope in itself. It suggests that you'd rather just plug your ears and stomp your feet and shout "nyah nah nah nya na na we won we won nya nya" rather than actually acknowledging the mistakes made and discussing the arguably flawed rule book like an adult.

241-241 15-15 is a non-result for a World Cup. Maybe a test match. If it had been the other way around you would be saying the same thing. In fact, if England hadn't been involved at all and say India had won over Pakistan in the same way, you would probably be saying it's a bit odd as well and it ought to be changed or at least a change should be considered. You like it because you benefited; you need to separate yourself from that and look at it objectively.

You are absolutely fuming hahahah

ENGLAND WC CHAMPIONS 2019, POOPEELANDERS BTFO

seething

based and cric pilled
pomgolians btfo

didn't know the poms were such bad winners 2bh. thought that was just the Aussies.

oh fuck gottem

and the inane comebacks just prove his point kek

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