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fuck brazil
Why doesnt kickboxing have its own general?
Khabib technical subs Tony by dislocating his shoulder with a key lock in the 2nd.
because generals are cancer and kickboxing is pure
Because like 3 people would post in it with dedication. It'd probably die within an hour.
post nice things about the dutch
This is the thread.
>hot eastern europeans prositutes
>english speakers
>deep house and kickboxing
what else could you want
fuck the hue this is the thread
her balls were hot
What will Tony do after Khabib finishes him? Does he retire? Move to 170? Does the madman cut to 145??
>What will Tony do after Khabib finishes him?
probably go to his home
I don't know what happens when a herd of unicorns storm the octagon see I can live in fantasyland too
preaching to the choir i go as often as possible
The mental asylum?
imagine the smell
Will the Rico and Joe picture be the biggest MOGGING yet?
murder his family
nigger
Fighters fighting below 170lbs should either bulk up or get a job because in real life there are no lightweight champions
Don't be a silly goose
Opens up 165 Championship versus Conor where he gets sparked in the first round, moves to Bellator and becomes their LW Champion
you're not a champion in either
i spent $470 on UFC 240 too see zabit vs ortega and max vs frankie make history. dana's a lying cocksucker and im glad ive never bought a ppv.
How do people know Korean Zombie is a nice guy he doesn't even speak English like you can't even understand him Like you literally don't even know him he could be a right cunt. Ortega is fake as fuck as well
Khabib is as tall as Daniel Poirier and could potentially actually do it and have success all the way to Heavyweight
Try and debunk this I challenge you
What's your favorite place/activity there? do you go alone?
he is korean so by solely this fact he's more charismatic than any burger or brit
Why does everyone talk about a 165 division when a 162.5 division makes way more sense?
again with the ten year old. find a woman next time.
literal seethe
Swedebro is a quality poster
nobody likes numbers with a . between them
Is this in anyway helpful? Why would he do this?
snooker and billiards are pretty big over there
i try to visit a new town every time, get high, drink their beer, wander around and play pool, usually with the same friend
what it has to do with anything faggot
because ideally WW is bumped to 175 and you have uniform divisions every 10 lbs
>pederneras has for sure sniffed claudia's privates
ask your mom
is Nate really gonna fight Pettis?
>this absolutely SEETHING hue
oh nononono
yeah they already booked it
But he didn't and Cormier did, making Cormier the greater fighter
Have fun leafbro
he'll probably skip a press conference and be replaced
i wonder what kind of money he's making for this since he held out so long after the red panty nights
I think it's because no one used his thread
It's OK bro, you don't have to act tough all the time. We cool here
Hues like to be soiled by peepee pants at all times
is water on the weiner a brazilian thing? wtf is this shit the last thing i want is a wet weiner while fighting
hopefully because that card is shit too
how do u know dat
>sport betting sites literally close your account if you actually manage to win money from them
Why do you goyim participate in this?
#1 complaint among professional fighters is
>my balls wuz hot
Shut up before I bow and arrow sub you, ripping your knockoff Gucci hoodie in the process
it gets you going, ask your mom
get a dog bro
Don't bring the dog out of me. I'll rip your nuts off cunt
>not wanting to live in korea because all koreans are respectful people
korea is literally like an anime
you want to fuck it ahmed?
If Rico Verhoeven was black Joe would have made atleast 2 comments about his penis
bros this espn era have fucked everything now every card has like 1 good fight and the rest is fucking shit fuck this sport
why
Fuggin mathlets gotta ruin everything
it's been always like this paco
Relax Brazil. Everything will be OK. We are all /heem/
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/
>asians
>respectful
uh yeah i think im gonna have to pull out a schaub reaction for this one
VOLCANO PUSSY MELT UR PETER LIKE ICE
>sites
We have sports betting theaters (sportsbook) in America that serve beer and air the fights for free
Why would I use a shady website when I can just travel less than a block away
>Why couldn't I be born somewhere I'm forced to do military service.
Americans.
oh does it? how about this for a pick me up *dumps a quart of scalding hot coffee down your pants*
be honest, should i shave it?
ok fatty
he fucked Chad?
is this our first incel fighter?
your threads still being shit hue shut up
I'm 180 lbs
Have you never been swimming?
don't lose your head over it
Pour water down it hue, you know you want to
i mean these books will turn you away too if you win too much, but there's no way you're betting big enough for it to matter
which book? vegas is so crazy now with legal weed and the mobile gambling options
he tried but he probably sunk
this is about the time the ufc went to shit and turned into the logistical disaster it is now.
I don't see the connection
William Hill, and no they dont turn anyone away, and they have a mobile app too
Brendan FUCKING Schaub
If you pour water on your dingus, it makes the blood rush from your hands to your lower body, making your hands lighter and more powerful
Its legitimate science
You genitals feel the cold so much more than the rest of your body, I remember swimming in the sea and it felt nice but my testicles hurt because they feel the cold so much more. Basiaclly its the fastest way to cool the body down. (Also with men low hanging testicles can be dangerous because of torsion so it's important to keep them cool)
>gambling
in many ways you were winning until you lost
don't try to argue with low iq mutts
I'm absolutely terrified of testicular torsion by the way.
>he doesn't fill his diamond cup with ice
its like you guys dont even want to win
since i got a girlfriend i finally have the will to actually workout, is mma training good to get a good shape?
You should be, one of the most embarrassing and worst experiences of my life.
I invented toilet brazil
wise words, mutt
How'd you do it?
Laughing too hard at a brendan schaub concert
OH SHIT I'M FEELIN IT
yeah except now your fighting with what feels like piss in your pants. no wonder aldo is flushed he's doing toilet methods to keep cool
This is a true story, I was rolling out of bed and my nuts got caught in the folds of my blanket and sorta twisted against my momentum. Next thing I know it feels like ice cold water got injected into my ball veins.
>Rico Verhoeven was born in Bergen op Zoom, Netherlands. He began learning martial arts at age five starting with Kyokushin, he was trained by his father, a Karate black belt.
Interesting that the GOATs like him and GSP started out with Kyokushin before everything else. Is that the secret sauce?
plz answer...
Based Schaub!
steroids is the sauce desu
bed bath & brazil
I don't sleep naked for that exact reason, having to get my mum to drive me to the hospital because I twisted my balls.
kek Joe BTFO
>Joe: i have one [a deprivation tank] right here. It's huge
>Rico: why, you're so small
killing the fucking game
43 days until Diarrheabib gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit down his throat courtesy of Poirier
I wish these turbo faggots would fuck off to korea already since they think its so great, asians are incredibly racist they eat dogs they commit suicide at record numbers but these pale fat fucks watch a few cartoons and think its the greatest place in the world
wow, such insight
Heeminder that memes have taken control of reality
isn't the same shit in the US?
One more run at the strap, lads, bow down, bow down.
their women are butt fuckin ugly too, the only ones people idolize and fap to are the ones that have been "americanized" with 15 surgerys and who knows what else theyve gotten done.
more like racistly lying about asian people for his """comedy special"""
cant think of him the same after seeing that
Real shame this one didn't come off
Do you have to start that young to make it to the top? I always thought childhood martial arts was a scam and would just put unnecessary damage on the body
Never slept naked again after the incident. I was only 18.
>screaming in pain
>the agonizing drive of getting to the hospital feeling every bump in the road
>having a male doctor play with your balls
>getting an ultrasound on your nuts from an old lady, stroking your sack with an ice cold wand and jelly.
The worst of all was waiting an hour for the ultrasound results to know if the lack of blood flow would cause me to have my testicle removed.
Never sleep naked my brothers.
maybe so but is anybody idolizing the US in the same way all these weebs idolize chinks?
that's what i'm wondering if meme kyokushin shit actually gives them the best mental base to pick up "real" martial arts later
rico and GSP seem to have very good heads on their shoulders for being humble
We are all heem
people been fan to pop artists since forever, if nobody idolized the US your country wouldn't have the amount of immigrants you have
>rico and GSP seem to have very good heads on their shoulders
agreed, they're both handsome guys.
i wanna get inside her
This is a myth. Unless you're making 100k profit a month
did you see the pic that guy linked? ive seen shit like that posted all the time about asians, its straight up delusion about all asians being respectful and all that bullshit. and people are immigrating to the US because their countries are rampant with crime and corruption not because they idolize the place
t. ant man
sometimes they will do shady shit like give you slightly worse lines than other customers
but other than that you're right
lots of them immigrants actually like american lifestyle desu
You literally started watching mma in 2019
Fresh Schmo with the pro, the boss man Dana White. Buy some CBD oil, goof!
you're just a h8er
compared to what they have in their own country no shit lol my point is nobody is as delusional as weebs when it comes to idolizing gooks.
JRE with Rico Veerhoeven
kek, check the OP
good episode though, Rico with better english than most americans. dutch are the master race
Herb fucking up the Askren Lawler fight was one of the most embarrassing moments in ufc history and Askren was sacrificed to the Heem Gods as a result.
I don't live with my mom because I'm not underage
Scholob looks so fucking pale, he is scared out of is mind.
They're very high-tier whites for sure.
lol do you live with your mom? lmao
Herb fucks up a lot of fights man.. I'm getting real sick of these early stoppages.
>badr haris record is fabricated
i believe that, also id like to see how far rico could throw Joe
43 days until Pooriyay gets KO'd in the first round by an awkward jab like he has against Conor McGregor and Michael Johnson
>tp
>tf
Water we evun duin heur b?
True and Korea/China/Japan are overrated high society chinks, the chinks from Thailand, Phillipines, Vietnam will literally be your little girl semen slave if you buy them a cheeseburger
He gets a pass because it would be racist to say he sucks. He used to be good, but he's over the hill now.
Brazil your a fuckin dump
you're
rico gonna make me start working out again with this inspirational shit at the end
been off the wagon hard, used to be in the 1000lb club for bench/squat/deadlift
Fighting Badr Hari again? Badr has been flushed for a long time
See
m8 the first fight was so fucking wild, the crowd was absolutely insane climbing up on the ring and fighting ringside
youtube.com
it was such a weird extended staredown between Rico and Badr before they could start the fight
guess it's time to beat my meat
Based Al/Serra/Weidman/Longo
sopa de macaco
badr was whooping his ass in the first fight
is that al iaquinta sparring with him
>only 6'3"
>will never be as imposing as Rico or Badr
why even live bros
thawlts on danas box club?
you know they have adult diapers if you have issues with control
it's Al holding pads for matt serra
he's been saying that he wants to enter into the boxing business since forever
Rico is going do destroy him. Think he'll do the full switch to MMA?
my friend got credit carded super nasty skateboarding and his ball swelled up to the size of a pomegranate he said
uma delicia
He was really interested in signing Mikey Garcia
"The heavyweight division in MMA, particularly in the UFC, is extremely shallow." - Joe Rogan, 2019
I went right to the ER and luckily got treated immediately, mine was probably double it's normal size.
did you suck on the swelling of his balls?
>Think he'll do the full switch to MMA?
doesnt sound like it unless someone backs up a Brinks truck to his huis.
he said his glory contract is up and he's in negotiations with them but said he's not really passionate about MMA unless someone pays him a fortune to get passionate about it
Why are Morrocans like this
Based Raging Al starting the manlet uprising through direct action.
we werent friends yet ive only sucked it at normal size
they're shitskins bro xd
ok fatrty
It's tawlf b. Getting back into it is always the worst because you feel weak as fuck, but you usually get your strength back really quick.
Would you rather see Overeem get back on the sauce and fight in kickboxing?
i'd rather see him retired
this but unironically
japs wouldn't deign to behave like that
that's what im dreading. my goal forever has been a bodyweight overhead press but closest ive gotten is like 165 which is a good 20lbs short
be a miracle if i could even do 135 now
>dana getting into boxing
he'll get no talent with that mma pay and if he pays more imagine the butthurt
Fun facts, Fury vs Wilder had the same PPV numbers as Holloway vs Ortega.
Fury/Wilder made a combined $7 million + PPV points on their fight. Holloway/Ortega earned less than $500k combined, no PPV points.
As soon as boxers realize Zuffa pay peanuts everyone interesting will split. That and Dana's "free performance centers" worldwide to recruit more "global fighters" and massive spending will cripple the company.
Dana will be ousted in less than 3 years. The ESPN deal is already a failure.
All ppv headliners get ppv points
oh no! the UFC will end!
the pi centers will become welfare centers. going to feed and house 1000 chinks before a single prospect emerges. a revolutionarily dumb idea. also if chink fighters were good they wouldve broken through by now. early ufc killed that meme when bas rutten and ken shamrock went to pancrase and killed every super chink fighter they threw at them. mayweather bout vs blonde niplet was humiliating. chinks simply cant compete in fighting at an international level. one replaced all their champions with americans for this reason.
not true until conor
Why don’t people care about kickboxing?
because MMA got popular faster
lmfao, joe was so butthurt while he was getting mocked to his face and laughed at, cant wait for the pic where hes getting absolutely MOGGED
Great question. It's the most exciting combat sport if you don't appreciate/like grappling. Cultural ties aren't necessarily about quality, though, I suppose.
i think rico was right when he said people want athletes from their own country to be good at it before they get behind it
joe sperged out with "but anderson silva!!!" but that ignores that there were still plenty of american athletes who were successful in mma that helped get it off the ground
i cant think of a single heavyweight kickboxer who is american
So they do but it's recent
>Khabob it's been ducking Tony for years just for fun
Retard
>most exciting combat sport
This is what I assumed until I actually watched a kickboxing fight. I don't know why but for me neither boxing or kickboxing come close to mma. I still like all combat sports though
He accepts that he will never beat Khabib and becomes a gate keeper
Tony missed weight, Tony injured to a cable, Tony scared of Holloway
If Tony actually wanted he would've fought Khabibi already
punk wins both rematches
>Tony scared of Holloway
Based Dab
Is that Krazy Horse?
Bro Holloway is a m-m-munster at lightweight. He 100% isn't the biggest cutbabby in the ufc.
Truly there is no sight more beautiful.
Big Boi starches Ngannou right?
JUST BLEED Kino, but how did he lose to Edwards? Didn't see that fight
i can't believe i've spent all these hours in here
You didn't ask to be born. None of us did.
Sleepy Ben
PJ Ben
Edwards dropped him like a potato with an elbow off the clinch
if he wasnt he wouldve taken the fight
imo an exciting kickboxing fight is way more exciting than any boxing fight, with MMA freak knockouts are way more common which is why its so exciting. I think kickboxing is a good medium between boxing and mma as far as entertainment goes, id rather watch an average kickboxing fight than a grapplefuck mma fight.
Maia heems Askren
Why do zoomers have such crappy chins compared to boomers?
The reason you see so many age 30+ guys fight at the highest level is coz their zoomers opponents simply can't take clean punches well.
This is not exclusive to mma. Boxing suffers from it even more.
Khabib was scared of cowboy because he didn't fight him even though he was scheduled to twice. See how stupid your logic is? Fuggin cazzies
CM Punk heems Asscream
why would he be scared if he's basically a better version of Holloway
holloway would give that memestriker the three piece with the soda if you get what im saying
Don't you bring Masvidal into this. Don't you put that evil on him Ricky Bobby.
Masvidal HEEMs kamaru "the nigerian cutbabby" usman
Cerrone is a monster but also offers absolutely no momentum, you win over him nobody gives a shit, you lose your career is done.
In many ways masvidal is unheemable
People who are able but don't want to work should be given a stipend.
Based. Can't wait for Masvidal to expose the wrestling meme again.
the rules in place to prevent grappling end up making striking boring.
i'm in a better mood now lads
i really wish wrestlebabbies would all get exposed, especially kebab
There just aren't enough heems in it otherwise it'd be more popular. Plus the fights are usually pretty short.
Name a Champion that isn't based in wrestling
You can't
Oh fer ser Jon definitely wrestlefucked Santos just like Whittaker wrestlefucked Yoel and don't even get me started on Max's wrestling he's the best of the bunch. Khabib and Usman will get exposed in due time and manlets don't matter so you can have Cejudo.
but jon lost against santos
Jon Jones' base is in wrestling you idiot.
He's a look-see-do fighter they literally say it before every fight.
Who won the story?
Based. Santos 1 2 5. Never forget heem day.
>Jon
Wrestler that learned to strike
>Whittaker
Wrestler that learned to strike
Dada for surviving cardiac arrest
hes a ncaa wrestler that learned striking
if he didnt have a wrestling base DC wouldve btfo him already
Whittaker learned karate first you brainlet. You still haven't even tried to dispute Max lol
but this fight actually killed kimbo, albeit years later.
How is wrestling his base if he prefers to strike? That's like saying Tony's base is wrestling because he wrestled in college. Just because you know how to wrestle it doesn't mean it's your base. Jon doesn't call himself a wrestler like DC does, he calls himself a look-see-do fighter because he knows martial arts (wrestling included) are a meme.
Jones uses wrestling in almost all of his fights. He wrestled Gus 2 fights ago and got on his back. He beat Smith with wrestling.
Do you even watch MMA? Did you just see a Jon Jones highlight clip of spinning elbows and an oblique kick and assume thats his entire style?
Why are you here?
Look what this unhinged loon on /r9k/ wrote.
dude's a psycho but the idea isn't all that bad
Just because he wrestled in college doesn't mean wrestling is his base. Khabib has wrestling as his base because that's all he does. Jon threw tons of kicks against Smiff, why not say his base is kickboxing? Jon is an example of a mma fighter, not some autistic wrestlefag who thinks he can hump everyone to victory. Max and Whittaker aren't wrestlers either. Wrestlers are the only autist who try to claim every fighter for some reason. Why don't you tell me why Jon calls himself a look-see-do fighter instead of a wrestler? I'd love to hear your mental gymnastics.
Whoever wrote that has never fought
They didn't grow up with dads that beat their ass. I'm able to take hits today because they're basically nothing compared to the ass whoopins I took in my youth.
William Hill bans anyone with half a clue, I’m on my 5th account in 3 years
>myth
I’ve had 100s of accounts closed
Can't believe Joe had Rico on the podcast before overeem especially when he asked to get on after beating Arlovski. Unacceptable
Jones never wrestled ncaa retard
you sound like a troll but in case you are just an idiot, your base isnt what you like to do, it isnt what you do the most, it isnt whats fun, its the core skills you have learned that have enabled you to compete in mma.
wrestling is the base that most easily converges athletes into mma. it isnt just wrestlefucking around its endurance training, durability, stamina, a core in wrestling cant simply be learned by an adult. it requires training and dedication from a young age.
the ability to takedown or to stuff a takedown is the most valuable skill in mma period. having a wrestling base isnt a bad thing, its what most champions have. it what allows daniel cormier or yoel romero to enter mma in their 30's and suddenly compete at the highest level.
this sport is built off wrestling. from ken shamrock to randy couture to gsp to demetrious, and yes jones and dc. wrestlers. wrestling, bjj, muay thai and boxing are the four cores in every mma academy. wrestling is the hardest to learn of the four and if you dont have a wrestling background you are almost never destined to be elite. "Look see do" or whatever the fuck is nonsense. jones would get taken down and stomped without his wrestling core as defense.
>conor.gif
m8 Glory's finish rate is in the 70% range...
>this sport is built off wrestling
This sport is built off heems, friend. Hence the name
I have never heard Jones say anything about Lookseedoo. In his early fights they announce him as a wrestler. In his interviews he says he started as a wrestler. In the post-fight Jones said next time he will impose his wrestling. The first time he met DC he challenged him in wrestling.
If he wants to call himself a lookseedo fighter, a jeetkundo fighter, a shotokan fighter, go for it. But hes not. Hes a wrestler.
you gotta watch Glory and K1 my G. ONE and RISE are pretty good too
Help with the swamp pussy
>Jon Jones isn't a wrestler
no? well he sure as shit isnt a boxer
Why is that one American poster such an aggressive cunt? You all know the one. He's here 20 hours a day shitting on Khabib and Max and whoever else and calling everyone that disagrees a Jew, Muzzie, or nigger.
Is that spammy's true form?
If Jones isnt a wrestler then Lyoto Machida isnt a karate guy, Demien Maia isnt a BJJ guy, Conor McGregor isnt a kickboxer, Anderson Silva isnt a muay thai guy.
Lets just make up shit like Bruce Lee and call it our own style.
Realistically would Marreta have folded Jones like a lawn chair had he not been injured?
Diaz vs Pettis
Who wins?
Who should i bet $500 on?
Nate. Pettis always wilts under heavy pressure and Nate will demoralize him all night with taunts. Pettis very likely won't KO or sub him.
Tony will eventually elbow Khabib into retirement
Is it a rough and tumble you seek?
Diaz most likely. Healed brain, he will be charged up like Masvidal.
Probably not. Jones saw that thiago was injured and took an opportunity to practice his kickboxing
make one of Khabib
make one of Conor
make one of Jon Jones
fuck make more
pettis is easily better than josh thompson but I think Diaz looked better against Johnson and McGregor than he did before he took time off, and now he's taken more time off he might be better again.
>khabob didn't missed weight
???
Diaz
Drink up, Benny, stay up all night
With the things you could do, you won't but you might
The shitskin you'll see that you'll never heem
The promises you'll only make
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
The knee stuck in your head
People you've been before that you
Don't want around anymore
That push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
Drink up, Benny, look at the stars
I'll heem you again, between the bars
Where I'm seeing you there, with your hands in the air
Waiting to finally be mogged
Drink up…
Diaz is a sure thing. Bet your entire Roth IRA on it.
Thank god the Ben Askren meme is over.
Anyone else feel bad for this nigga?
Came out of retirement on Joe Rogan's assurance that Ben was a munnnnster. Comes to UFC and nearly immediately gets flushed.
Dude should've stayed the undefeated "what if" guy.
fight should've been stopped as a tko
god damn technology has gone too far
Yeah he got flushed but the heems he provided us will live forever, he also seemed to inject new life into this semen slurping sport
For me it's getting heemed on the Monster logo.
just untwist them bro
DUTCHMAN BIIIGGGG
this is why i support china censorship
Motherfucker I was about to ask the same shit
Ben will always be my boy. He will sub Maia in groovy fashion no doubt
I still feel like his loss to Jorge is the most humiliating loss possible. With the weight of the trash talk between them, the genuine animosity, the massive hype behind undefeated Askren and Jorge fresh off of flatlining Till. The stakes were so fucking high and he was physically incapacitated within 5 fucking seconds. Stiff. Then his corpse inevitably desecrated in front of thousands in person and millions online, including his family and friends. THAT is the loss of nightmares. There was no display of skill on his part. Nothing to redeem him. Everything he had to offer and everything he trained for years on end grinding day in and day out was utterly useless. His skills were 100% neutralized.
I think one thing we can all learn from ben and schaubs contact with Rogan is that if he tells you to do something career related, its suicide to do so
boxing is a financial loss. boomer execs pay the boxers those sums of money because they are personal fans of the sport.
wow the new twitter layout is disgusting
Based
>Rogan: I really see holes in Khabib's standup game, I think the first time he faces a real boxer he is going to get lit up
>So Robert, I know that you have now defeated Yoel Romero two times, and he is the losing challenger to your title, but should there be a third fight? When can we expect a third fight? Can we just keep fighting you two until Yoel wins? Best 1 out of 3? Best 1 out of 4?
Wait, wut? Why is Khabib awarded zero control time for this fight? He took Al multiple times and beat him on the ground pretty significantly. He was also the aggressor most of the time. Just more proof that these stats are pointless, incomplete garbage.
yeah thats cool and all bro but seriously just how good IS the carmendy store right now?
thinking of going to the rematch but might get heemd
Every time Joe mentions Gregor I cringe because I actually like him but he's one JRE from being talked into some dumb shit that will ruin his life
It was really an impressive display. Khabib was landing head kicks for fuck sake. Outstrikes Iaquinta 5:1 but is scorned for letting Iaquinta "take it the distance". Does anyone critique Jon Jones for Smith or Santos taking him the distance?
Yeah, I think it was the breaking point where Khabib definitely demonstrated his improved striking - something his haters have been making fun of for years. Dude improves his striking every fight, I wonder how he will do against Poirier on the feet during those moments when he needs to stand in order to to setup his takedowns.
>Boxing the shit out of Al very effectively
>Rogan: Wow Khabib's striking really doesn't look very good. I am not impressed.
>I just don't see a way in which Khabib will win that fight. Conor is too explosive, too quick and powerful with that left hand. I mean he is next level elite. Finished Aldo? In 13 seconds? Unbelievable. We have never seen a talent like his before, not since Anderson Silva.
I love roganisms keep em coming
>Edmond Tarverdyan, plain and simple, is a genius in coaching. Ronda has been sharpening up her striking skills. I actually do think she could challenge Mayweather. We have never seen a talent like her before. The way she merks people, its unprecedented.
how many careers has this man led to ruin?
>*Jones testing positive for 4 distinctly different PED's*
>Rogan: And what is really unfair, is that his career keeps being hindered by these tainted supplements. Its bullshit man. I learned this from my own company Onnit. Who knows what they are mixing in those vatts? We have no idea.
>*Jones hits pregnant woman in crack fueled driving accident, flees scene*
>Rogan: It is really unfortunate for Jon to be targeted this way. Because we dont know the facts. Jamie can you pull that up?
>*Jones winning extremely close split decision against a one-legged nobody, looking extremely beatable*
>Rogan: Jon Jones is easily the most complete mixed martial artist we have ever seen. He is unbeatable. He dominated those 5 rounds, from start to finish. And technically that loss to Matt Hamil is bullshit, its a stupid rule, and it shouldnt count against him.
kek
THEY ARE ALL KILLERS
Night heem
Dubs and frankie heems max
He's still my boy.
Based, me too
I rarely listen to JRE. Usually only when there 's some scientist or some interesting fighter is on.
I've heard Rogan shamelessly promote the idea that Jones did some cocaine that was cut with creatine that's contaminated with roids (that's two unlikely things going at the same time) on at least 4 different podcast.
He'd fucking better.
This. I was hoping they would add better fights but it's a bunch of jobbers besides the the main and comain and yoel/costa.
Is fab the superior bald podcaster?
Hes unironically funnier than the """"professional comedian"""" joe rogan
>Holloway/Ortega earned less than $500k combined, no PPV points.
You dont know that.
What did the LEAN MEAN MEME MACHINE do to upset his opponent THIS TIME? I can't seem to find that specific meme anywhere. I consider myself a primo meme connoisseur and even I can't keep up with this MAD LADS EPIC BANTZ
The only MMA podcasts you should listen to:
- "Believe you me" with former natty goat Michael Bisping
-"You're Welcome" with former goat ped user Chael Sonnen
-"Grange TV" with current natty goat Robert Whittaker
>hey Rico have you ever thought about trying dmt man
>I can teach you the spinning backkick after we do some edibles together in the floating tank
>if only you were black man,what a pity
You know what, I've seen some good posts in my time but this one right here is up there with the best of them.
Why are people saying Max will lose when Frankie couldn't even handle Modelo's very own Pillowpuncher Ortega
And I've been (you)'d by a lot of people in my life but this one right here is one in the history
Pootega is dangerous to take down, Max is a turtle off his back. Max doesn't have good TDD, was taken down by Pootega who is a dangerous submission grappler, meaning that Max was probably aware that the TD was dangerous, yet still failed to defend it. Frankie will wrestlefuck Max into a coma, he is lightyears ahead of Pootega in the wrestling department.
Because Max lost his last fight so by MMA logic he will lose his next
khabib "poo" nurmagomedov
dustin "bum holes" poirier
conor "willy" mcgregor
michael "the gay boy lol" johnson
diego "bum bums" sanchez
haha
that headline is bullshit fyi
>conor "willy" mcgregor
what do you mean by this?
The absolute state of britposting
lads just heard someone say "work ethnic"
wmma is gay
Dana is gracious enough to include breaks in the schedule
Is there a more JUST hairline in the UFC
the only guys I can see decisioning max at featherweight is zabit for his reach and maybe hall because he solved mma
i actually think hall hasn't solved MMA
>And technically that loss to Matt Hamil is bullshit, its a stupid rule
The commission only made that rule up because... and Big John told me so.. because they had seen late night karate tv shows where they were breaking ice slabs with downward elbows .
The rule is based in tv karate showings and they thought it was too dangerous to allow 12 to 6 elbows. It's a bullshit rule and Jones record shouldnt reflect it
and daniel cormier is responsible for it remaining
Who is your favorite woman fighter?
The one with the biggest milkers and ass, I refuse to watch wmma and if I have to I only look at their tits and ass
every women because every women is a warrior in life
Any real MMA fans here want to talk about UFC 240 and women's MMA?
>it makes the leather special look like jammin in new york!
and this idiot has the nerve to criticize brendan
...
instagram.com
thoughts?
Max "Zoomer" Holloway finna dab on Frankie "The Boomer" Edgar
la creatura
Disgusting.
Heeminder that r/mma’s favorite fighter is Tony by more than double any other fighter.
Heeminder Tony literally heemed his own knee to avoid the Khabib fight.
ive just been sick
Couple of threads ago I asked why people were hating on holloway and now I feel like quite the retard for asking
Fuck I hate this kid
I wonder who could win a fight between him and tigger shaub
Mista schahb
terrifying
reddit only likes tony because of muh le weirdo xD muh le cringe guy xD meanwhile reddit likes people like cerone, adesanya and khabib for muh wholesome back story muh guy is so humble just like me XDD
also khabib is a cutbaby
Bisping talking about his book on the BBC. Said he got attacked by a klansman when he was 17. Living in the UK. Doesn’t say why.
Absolutely based. I wish these guys weren't mostly cans or flushed, because they seem like solid dudes.
A quarry is a nice place to get fucked by a dog.
that's cool of them but he's probably going to use what he's learnt to try and fight random people taller than him and get crushed
I feel like whoever lives around them can't go for a walk in the park without bumping into the pack of 5-7 Ladds and 7-12 dogs.
How much do you need to hike and train all day and still be fat
I think it's just anglo genetics, user.
ta but how come you're following BBC while being in Murica? Even I didn't know about this
It's good to know that there is at least one thing in the universe that doesn't obey the laws of physics
will lifting weights help?
No
Fucking cringe when sheltered upper class people try fighting
>that herb dean literally dancing in from right side of frame
Guarentee he put money on gdr by round 1 KO, absolute corrupt piece of trash let's askren and weidman die but stops it instantly here
luv yoel
luv robbie
luv reem
ate khabib
ate asscan
ate memebender
simple as
BASED, Herb Dean is a stupid nigger with amoeba tier iq
>Guarentee he put money on gdr by round 1 KO
you'd have to be retarded to not at least put money on GDR winning
fucking bogus stoppage
herb dean should be herb kicked in the spleen, nomsayin
pflmma.com
this is tonight and it will be better than ufc 240
Will jade attend this weekend?
where my pennheads at
i will be the man to dethrone BJ Penn
Why are hawaians such cans compared to other islanders
Did Joe ask Rico about how big his dick is?
>I learned this from my own company Onnit.
hey careful what you say I hear Joe likes to shut subreddits down for talk like that
Why does Ortega list himself as shorter than what he is? He's definitely at least 5ft 9, possibly 5ft 10. He wasn't dwarfed by Holloway by any means
How does the Mask do at heavyweight?
Cause he's a toilet
Max knocked a few inches off his head
it's all about perspective my man
trying to fool other cutbabys that he's shorter than they think
The white/asian blood diluting the pacific islanders.
i cant look at cris cyborg without feeling ill
GDR could unironically come to Glory and flush Meksen, flush some ONE bitches then cap it off by beating Budd again and Kaufman
Found my walkout song
youtube.com
uguu~
DAMN
Worse looking than the brazilian trannies i jerk off to
Does anyone have lesbian/gay vibes with wmma.
Dana's gonna be pissed.
they're basically ftm but yeah there are some hot brazilian trannies, hung too
who else on the toliet while browsing heem
Always, it's the best inspiration for making poop names for fighters
chris "poo" weidman
Based.
Can't lie, I would like to experience snu-snu with Gabi.
I got one: Stipee Mioshite
Flush Valve Felicia
bigg felicia turns me on for some reason and shes not even hot
>poop
>vape
>heem
This is the life
43 days until Poirier takes a shit down Diarrheabib’s throat
$470 for just tickets to this back flush of a card?
Nice skidmarks, faggot
Can't wait to see her heeemed into oblivion by Cris and put a smile on her with faceapp
heem is a toilet itself
It is Krazy Horse, he hurt his hand twice and gave up the second time. Seemed to be in excrutiating pain.
Herb "His heart is still beating" Dean
>be D1 wrestler
>get rocked on the feet
>refuse to clinch so that you can recover
Turbobrainlet.
yeah but that wouldnt be epic and gaethje is epiiiiiic bro
I'M SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING WHICH CAN'T BE FOUND
BUT IM HOPING
Wrestling is the martial art of nature, watch two male animals fight and they always wrestle. Striking is a meme, you basically don't even need it if your grappling is good enough.
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
fuck dustin and fuck whitebois
Gorillas punch each other
I need a minute to myself.
I ask myself that question every day
GSP/KHABIB confirmed for MSG
Screencap this.
Hopefully Dustbin throws a wrench in Dana's plan
Athletic girls with a layer of chub is patrician taste, my man.
More pictures of Cat, please.
Wrestling is only the 'most solid base" because of the culture an amount of training that wrestlers get during highschool and college (and even middle school sometimes).
It as a martial art is not intrinsically any better than any other grappling based art.They're all basically the same - control men on the ground who don't want you to control them. it's just that by the time a wrestler turns 24 or so, he has literally thousands, if not over ten thousand, hours doing wrestling. That's also why it's hard to learn as an adult, it's simply impossible to get the same amount of hours, it has nothing to do with the skills somehow being "more difficult" to learn in your twenties and thirties.
GSP started with striking.
dubs
valentina
nunes
Why is he so obsessed with muscular dark skinned black guys?
GSP needs to be in usada testing pool for six months prior the fight he didn't even returned there
doesn't count. name 1 relevent female fighter that has a wrestling background. You can't cause women can't wrestle for shit, they only do faggy shit like judo, karate, taememedo and all those stupid meme martial arts
Suarez
judo isn't a meme
tatiana suarez
Literally the only time I browse heem besides fight nights is with hot bidet water spraying my ass clean
tatty braps
Yoel absolutely won the second and was robbed twice, first of the title opportunity by athletic commission retards who have no business having their jobs and then by judges so that the division doesn't get JUSTed.
based
id like to shake your hand
With some of the reffing we see today, this would unironically be stopped
A retard like Herb would have stopped it but Robert was unironically "intelligently defending himself", looking to hold and improve position. It was great reffing
How to make the UFC great again:
1) delete all divisions below 155
2) delete all WMMA divisions
3) add super-heavyweight division
4) ban grappling against the fence
5) fire Herb Dean (don't tell me they're not in control, remember Mario Yamasaki and Steve Mazegatti? They both lost their jobs thanks to Dana)
6) fire all biased commentators
7) make grand prix tournaments
8) contender series outside of the USA
based except instead of #2 we should remove all male divisions and make UFC WMMA only, and import 10x the amount of brazilians so it gets interesting
I agree, but other refs would stop it and then fags would defend it, completely oblivious the fight wasn't really even over
Glad we can all agree Max Holloway is the true king of cringe
cute sleb
Sara McMann and Cat
That little sequence of a 5 minute round doesn't warrant a 10-8
just clipped myself, oh im rocked, OHHHH IM HURT
This is a pretty sophisticated high IQ one:
Karolina KohlerCo.wicz
I think he said his old gym gave him that name
SWEDEN LOOKING TO FINISH SWEDEN
add a battle royale mode to appeal to younger audience, allow fighters to bring a toolbox and let them take extensive carpenting lessons
this is ironic because he's hard to listen to in Dutch, dude is based but as smart as the day is wide
Yeah it's alright, a lot of mma gyms have weights too so no use in not doing some
this fucking heat man how can whitey take it
I think it's great because it will also provide you good cardio for sex, remember to take care of your diet for optimal results
Robert Whittaker was never a good fighter.
i have the Athletic Commission running 24 hours a day 365 days a year
Need to get their support where i live
unironically
Based add Jon 'poo' Jones
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SWEDEN HAS KNOCKED OUT SWEDEN!
How warm is it?
HAVE SEX ASAP
34c / 93.2 f
Great Shit-on hehehe
probably not, nate just makes noise like he has done his entire career.
Better than super heavy weight just make the current heavy weight have no limit and fuse it with LHW, mix manlet divisions with WMMA and NEVER again made them a main event, put them just in the prelims or early in the main cards for the lulz
39°C
Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially heemed.
>t. 13 year old money era fan
the heat is far easier to deal with than extreme cold
me too
Is 102 degrees really that crazy for a summer temp in europe? You guys whine every fucking year about this shit. Why don't you just buy an AC?
no
africa tier i feel ya, and i cant even go out and bathe because i got heemed by an infection in the foot.
Yes. Literally just drink water and the heat is no longer an issue
you forgot one thing, make this man the face of the UFC
>102 degrees
Lol dabbin on you heatlets from florida.
heavily disagree
Not if you live in a soviet apartment and the roof heats up and turns the room into that howling bull torture device
Nobody itt can outlast my gas tank.
I don't have the meme science to back this up but the air is also dry in warm places, making the temperature much more bearable. The humidity is the real dealbreaker
Does anyone have the copy pasta of /heem/ thread links for each event (for when I want to find posts/webms of certain fights)?
in places like Florida all the way down through Texas it's both hot and humid.
That is correct, never visit Japan during summer
Wtf
I'm saying 102 degrees is nothing for us.
Yup, I've been through days of 40 to 44 °C and they've been bearable because there was a little air and ot was dry, but a morning of 30°C with a little humidity sucks a lot specially on the way to the work
lol you humidity isn't shit compared to here bud, you are a heatlet. Euros can't stand anything over 90F and they whine and cry. They even have to use fake measurements like "sensed temperature" because it allows to them to say its hotter than it really is.
Its gotten to 100 where I'm at quite a few times. With humidity, the 90 degrees feels a lot hotter than a lot of places in europe for sure
It was 102 a week ago but it wasn't that bad desu. Heat only sucks if you're inside
I'm in the panhandle. It was 99 all the week of july 4th
Street Jesus solved wrestling
Make new
Starting to suspect the real reason you can handle the heat is cus you're Persian
make poo
>tony
new
That is pretty warm.
I believe this is true too but for me personally dry heat is the worst. Even the wind is warm which must feels really uncomfortable
Heem day
I'm a kickbox fag and I get to enjoy a lot of it in mma. K1 was amazing but Glory is weirdly shitty. I don't really know why, but it's just not as fun to watch Glory.
based
TKD is 100% fagggotry but Judo and Karate can be used well in mma (machida, GSP).