YANKEES V TWINS GAMETHREAD

eh you get used to them, but they're very strange; they like to swarm threads with low quality lolsorandumb type posts and then get on us for post count in our threads kek

funnily enough at the end our threads usually have more total posters kek

I'm ready for 14 innings

GO YANKS
TAKE IT EASE

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for anyone who couldn't get it btw

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I prefer the still shot

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I have this one

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for as much shit as you yanks could have given us, it's been fun posting in here with you. It's not even worth posting in red sox threads because there's no interaction.

Hey wanna talk baseball in a discord, join us
discord.gg/KDbE8y

Uh, no

there's already an MLB discord though
yeah, likewise. we really only get obnoxious in response to other fans' vitriol, otherwise if you're civil (like you guys have been for the most part) we'll pretty much act the same

unless it's the playoffs admittedly, but hey, everyone shitposts during those anyway

I have talked to some pretty civil Red Sox fans on here, but they're usually older and have a bit more humility because they lived through when the Red Sox used to be perennial heartbreakers. Zoomer Red Sox fans (zoomer Boston fans in general, really) are hopeless

>8 HR given up in the first inning so far this year
Happ about to add 5 more

my uncle is a red sox fan and a giants fan because he was a fan before the patriots existed and he is the only red sox fan I can talk about baseball with

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>extremely-concerned-larry_rothchild-face.jpg

i was just about to post that kek

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people spoiled by recent success really are the worst kind of fans.

7 innings no runs or 7 runs allowed, book it

i love how you didn't post it just so you can actually post it later

lmao it'll be out tonight. and props to the other user with the ps edits

do the twins play at a high school stadium or what

And that is why we don’t have robot umps yet kids. That was a strike all day. Fuck you k-zone.

thanks bro
got a few more on deck today for >happ

more like JA Mishap amirite
it's especially true for Boston because they literally can't comprehend what long-term failure is like

for us 10 years is a brutally long time but it doesn't even compare to a lot of the teams in the league, such as yourselves, so we're comparatively spoiled especially since the Yankees have never finished a season with below a .500 record for at least the past 20 years

I think it has the smallest footprint in MLB, or close to it

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It begins

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well that was quick

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lack of power arms lmao

I'm going to be positive about this right now
but I'm still sweating

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lmfao

save some larrys for later, we're gonna need em

I was expecting it earlier desu
yeah these nibblers are fucking annoying to watch

honestly I could see this going the twins way like 15-2

at least we don't have sonny gr*y anymore, r-right? could you imagine?

watch that be the only home run of the day

Happ threw 29 pitches btw

This dude cannot slide

APOLOGIZE

he safe tho

Edwin "Swim Move" Encarnación

Actually a good slide! He got under the tag.

Don't do that again parrot man

THEY SAID I WAS TOO OLD
THEY SAID I WAS TOO FAT
LOOK AT ME NOW

didi is elite

Still elite

holy shit he can't be stopped

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that didi guy sure is elite

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The commentators couldn't be less excited calling that hit. Like a funeral when the Yanks get going. Fucking ESPN Boston bias.

>.413 AVG, 4 HR, 22 RBI in 19 games at Target Field
holy shit it's not just these games either

if you're in ny you could watch it on pix 11

pix11 has ryan ruocco calling it

im a cub fan

>ESPN
don't do this, unironically use r/mlbstreams to find your team's home broadcast; it's one of the only things that place is good for

every single time
how does he do it to us every single time?
I don't hate Didi, but man if I never had to see him playing against the twins again, I'd be okay with it.

dubs and the twins win

more like twins and the twins win amirite

YOU AIN'T HICKS
YOU AIN'T HICKS

fucking based

MIKE
TAUCHMAN
OH MY GOD

tauchman > frazier

Oh man, this is gonna be another long one

noice

Minnesota needs Buxton back out there. Badly

Clint frazier is so mad rn

is this dude the goat Mike T in disguise?

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this times a million

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Twins and Kirby Puckett comes out of retirement and leads y'all to a pennant.

dubs and tauchman hits for the cycle

tauchman is making only 550k this year

That Tauchman is a born Yankee.

>my face
>my soul

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you watching that gary? fucking bum. heart and hustle sacrifice fly

Gary just wants to hit dingers. Nothing else.

I guess happs 29 pitches don't look so bad now

Happless is still on the mound tho

absolute unit
we all know he's gonna give up a few more dingers

question is how many baserunners are on whwn he does

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look all im saying is fuck the red sox

too fucking based

based and fuckthesoxpilled

make it so that a grand slam only ties it that's the gameplan

Wow Judge, you can swing the bat you know

TWINS BULLPEN INCOMING BABY

A man of great intellect

but why though

two runs might as well be 0 to that offense

fucking ump

2 run dinger incoming

3 run now

Hey you twinsbros are alright. Fuck Houston up in the first round so we all get the ALCS we REALLY want to see.

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former twins outfielder
BIG DICK
HICKS

BIG
WEINER
HICKS!

based old man giving the kid the ball

ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED HOLY FUCK

TO THE STICKS

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Fuck you Odo

you'll get them back don't worry

I just wanted a nice, calm pitcher's duel
just a tame 2-1 or 3-2 game

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god damn these offenses have almost the same stats

GLEEBS

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Gleb as fuck

GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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london part 3

It's weird how similar these 2 teams are

Fuck it give up another HR and make this 8-3

they are the same, it's just that the yankees bullpen is the big x-factor

Yankees Most 20-HR Seasons Before Age 23:

Mickey Mantle 3
Gleyber Torres 2
Joe DiMaggio 2
lmao so you guys can try the comeback thingy too

It's almost as if they pitch on a little league field half the time

holy fug what just happened

HEART AND HUSTLE

lmao fuhgeddaboudit
twitter.com/BigBabyDavid_/status/1154201629098467328?s=19

Why do people insist on defending Sanchez until the bitter end? I'd rather Romine go 1-4 then Sanchez go 0-4 any given night, even if it means he's the "better catcher"

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awesome

Based and woppilled

no matter how hard you try, you CANNOT stop the machine

A JUDGIAN BROKEN-BAT SINGLE

HOLY FUCK, THE BAT WAS EXECUTED

>hicks with 2 on
dear god

Sanchez is one of those players who has astronomical highs but also trenchian lows. He can both carry the team by himself and also be the sole reason they lose, and when he's on it seems like the Yankees are all but toally unbeatable. He also owns the Red Sox especially at Fenway Park.

Romine has nowhere near the lows but nowhere near the highs. He never outright sucks, but you'll never see him carry a team like Gary does, rather, he'll lilely be an important element to a win at his highest. He helps his case by playing gritty and somehow being pretty good with RISP (over .320 BA iirc, he lead the team in that stat last season).

So when he comes here and does what he does, pretty consistently at that, right when Gary goes into those horrendous slumps, it's very easy for a lot of fans to like him. I like him a lot, but he just doesn't have the talent or power Gary does.

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with the team being so deep I'd rather have a guy like romine who can consistently get on base

Fucking sick of this shit Odo YOU FLUKE

>this lineup

>twans

Odoriffic

didi is...

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YES INDIDI

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DIDI CYCLE?

This is like that 5 minute shift a coach made a hockey player do. What did Odorama do to piss off Rocco?

Dude has been KILLING it!!!!

I'm just speechless now

you guys just need to walk him at this point

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considering last night this is premature, but gg yanks
I simply do not believe the bats and bullpen are clutch enough to dig out of this.

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This game is gonna kill this niggas era

had encarnacion been out at 2nd, I want to believe gregorius would have been int walked last time. he should have been int walked just now, too. it's a waste of time trying to beat him

Double dubs fucking confirms

Yankees out here having the time of their lives while the Twins are huffing paint through an oxygen mask in the dugout

Kek has spoken

lol the Yankees pitching staff still has to play too

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leadoff walk...yup not even close to over

The gods want it

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god I fucking hate nibblers

told yas

see guys

I can’t stop hearing bill paxton whenever I look at this guy
“You guys are dog meat man!”

don't give me hope like this

what do u want for morton

Do the twins have to hire extra security since it’s a target

Happ will go to another team and look like an ace agian, just like all former cuckee pitchers

>ace
>one all star in 13 seasons

Time for a garver moonshot

How do we fix happ?

not that guy, but allstar games are meaningless. A guy like Nick Markakis should at least be a 3 time all star, but I think he only has 1 to his name

>happ glaring
someone has to screencap that oh lord

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>Happ
>CC
>Fagton
How do you expect this team to win a WS with two old geezers, and some nigger who pitches like a mentally challenged child?

Okay but Happ was never a great pitcher

yanks need to aquire a couple starting pitchers who are killing it this year. they should grab Lance Lynn and Sonny Gray

Based fat man

Based Twinsbros.

Gets my vote for best series of the year so far.

he was great in 2009 and 2016

No doubt

by far. similar to london but less retarded

Based Wendy’s with the racemixing

Starting pitching how does it work?

inb4 this guy throws 3 shutout innings

our best series was sweeping the astros, something teh yankees will never do.

this is a close 2nd though, besides that crushing loss last night

you can fuck my bitch, tauchman

>two fucking hours again

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what scrub will Cashman get this time and have his shills at YES network praise?
Mike Minor
Tanner Roark
Marco Gonzalez
Robbie Ray
Lance Lynn

he threw clean against brewers
he pitched mostly clean against the indians, but lost the game on two home runs and the twins bats couldn't do anything
Smeltzer is good, but this is going to be a challenge

Being great is consistency year to year, not a career 4 era pitcher

spot on. don't need to say anymore, it won't pass the sniff test with me, fuck that.

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if a pitcher has 1 great year, or even 2, then technically, yea, he was once great at some point in his career

yup

>solo HR

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more larrys incoming

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Ah shit, here we go again

This is too many memes for me but they are the twins so double the memes?

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yankcucks falling apart

But even those years his numbers aren’t great, he just won a lot of games for high scoring offenses

honestly just makes me mad that they signed Sabathia and JA Happ. they’re both redundant left handers who rely on the ground ball

I'm almost begging for the Red Sox at this point

won't even be mad if the yanks lose today

sale will make your team look foolish man. this offensive surge youre on is mainly because the twins rotation is some flaming hot trash

put larry as the hologram from blade runner 2049 and Boone as gosling

holy fuck
you're killing me with these rothchild edits dude

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>he just won a lot of games
2009: 2.93 era. Leage leader in shutouts. 2nd in ROY voting
2016: 2.18 era. 6th in cy young voting

Sale is fucking shit this year kek

even against us

and he's never shit against us

3.18 era in 2016* my bad

fantastic

this, awesome OC man, you're killing it

Why does judge like hitting singles so much now

Why are they talking about Chase Utley so much

what did he mean by this
I guess he changed his approach for more consistency

it's because of Smeltzer

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i mean it’s obvious stroman wants to be a Yankee just like it was with Corbin

Janquis bats have gone cold

WHO'S THE GUY WHO SAID THAT THIS TWIN'S PITCHER WAS GONNA PITCH 3 SHUTOUT INNINGS? SHOW YOURSELF

kek he's actually gonna throw at least three scoreless

>odo gets dunked on
>smeltzer untouchable
>twins chipping away a 6 run lead
what the fuck is the game that I am watching

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good idea gonna take a hot minute

thanks

you probably should've predicted this desu

what should I get at the diner

turkey club or cuban sandwich

waffles

get a Stromboli

there's a reason I didn't stop watching
it's hard to believe that this can happen, but it happened last night and goddamn it looks like it's happening again

Good idea

Thank you for the input

I love when instant replay BTFOS the faggot boompires

lmao he actually did it

dude called it

i fucking hate that i'm right

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prepare the larrys

that Cruz at bat was comedy desu

>2 out hitting
jesus christ dudes

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Based 2-out rally

Free strike out here. Sano a small brain free swinger.

Well fuck

BASED TOMMY HIGHSOCKS

>risp
it's definitely over now

4 innings now

fucking smellz

god damn kahnles pants are tight

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post yfw boone goes to chapmeme in the 9th

16 pitches 3 strikeouts 1 ground out wow

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don't go to Chapmeme please

>larry_rothchild.exe

ELITE HOLD HOLY SHIT

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Fuck his save stat, tommy just struck out 4 straight, let him put the dagger in

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Sorry one was a grounder. But my point stands

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the game is only 3 hours old at this point which is a minor miracle

Amazing, thank you user.

The absolute madman actually did it

BASED LE PARROT MAN. TOUCH EM ALL EDDIE, TOUCH EM ALL

REAL PARROT HOURS

The look on his face
Thank God its a home run, cause I can't run

EDDY EDDY ARE YOU OKAY
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I'm out of the loop guys, did we finally trade John Carlos Stanton?

my keyboard is going to wear out if I keep typing
>didi is elite

either twins have to tie it or they have to go through the order again so didi can get a home run

honestly should get rid of him for some pitching. He's useless

zoomers don't know about this. sad, I'm sad.

>chapman

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>chapman warming
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WHY WHY

I want to believe they can do it
but I don't think they can do it

another inning... for chapman

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hereee we go..........

Is it just a random present for hitting 30 again or am I missing something?

Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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could really go for a jamaican beef patty lads

idk, they just started doing that today

I almost forgot thanks

>Chapman not sweating profusely yet
Uh oh

WHOEVER OPERATED THAT CAMERA SHOULD BE EXECUTED WHAT THE FUCK

Kek, that look on Chapman's face. Please, someone cap that if you can.

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That look of horror on Boone’s face

>walk on 4 pitches
hold on to your butts

The ride never ends...

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Based user

Chapmeme, you're very close to fucking it up twice now

he's pretty smug for a guy who fucks up 1/4 of the time

That kid sitting behind home plate has a huge fucking head. Can someone cap it for me?

YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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Knew it was a strike soon as I saw the drip

holy freaking based
youtu.be/RdNGHZ3JTTA

Wow, a series taken in Minnesota

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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nice outing all and all

assuming this dude?

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AMAZING AMAZING

GOOD
FUCKING
GAME

GREAT
FUCKING
SERIES
TWINS

I
DON'T
WANT
TO
SEE
YOU
AGAIN
UNTIL
THE
PLAYOFFS

HAVE
A
GOOD
NIGHT

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Marcus Stroman was hugging his teammates in the dugout

gg twins fans your team is way better than I expected and you guys have been bros the entire time see you in the playoffs

gg yanks
hopefully cleveland doesn't bump us off

plz no, plz god, no

Yes, thank you. That kid looks like a small giant.

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>If you’re wondering where the came from... Gio Urshela bought it on amazon ... it was hiding in the dugout all game... just waiting to come out twitter.com/EFkws6knMZ

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based gio, a real teammate, unlike a certain red head in AAA

i kinda want one now