Are they the biggest overachievers in sport?

yes, we are
how did you know?

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WHAT DOES THE WEASEL MEAN???

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it's the marten
it was used as a currency during middle ages

not bad

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they're also used as a name for our money today
they're called Kuna

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>3 million third world country
that hasn't accomplished anything since the Peanuts debuted.

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I spent 11 days in Croatia and only now do I realize this

slavs are weasels

I'm more impressed that they have both the best pro(Belichick) and college(Saban) handegg coaches in their diaspora

Tonga. A 100k people nation totally focused on rugby.

based tbqh

Not really, UruGoat is

>2 world cups
>wins the first ever world cup
>BTFOs the macacos at home to win their second
those achievements are timeless user

symbol of Slavonia where there used to be an unbelievable amount of them that their pelts were first used as a currency (which is why our currency is named after them 'kuna')

why think that? We are underachieving actually, we should have been alot better
what do you have besides 2 world cups long time ago?

Those were basically showing-up contests. Only 13 teams signed up for the 1st world cup. The U.S. took 3rd. Do we get credit for that? No, and we shouldn't.

Serbia are the GOAT at punching above their weight, with a special mention for New Zealand.

>Serbia are the GOAT at punching above their weight
all yugoslavs are honestly

Soon we’ll dominate boxing.

Not really. I rate, from top of my mind Hungary, Slovenia, Iceland, Norway, New Zealand above but we are good considering ~3milion population

yugoslavia nowadays would dominate every sport. even baseball if we wanted.
too bad we cant coexist

No

lmoa

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t. Seething serb diaspora

>It’s been proven without reasonable doubt East Germany performed one of the most massive state sponsored doping programs even by Cold War standards
>German Democratic Republic is the answer

Nice bait you have there bra7i1

Imagine how much more Croatia could accomplish in sport if they unified with the other Serbian teams to form a united Yugoslavian team.

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No

They'd be an Eastern European sporting powerhouse.

No

based

fag

Yeah our sporting achievements are much higher. Two times host of the olympics, inventors of the olymlics,arguably the best basketball team in the world,track and field experts, weightlifting champions, and all of that with almost 100% native greek players contrary to you and most european countries. Also without communism to boost dopping and autistic focus on sports. We are the best sporting nation in the world unironically.

t.diaspora Dragan

Just ignore the fact that we outperform them in every sport minus Basketball, but that's a nigger sport so no wonder Serbs would be good at it.

So Serbs can field majority Serbian teams again? Kek

We were good at basketball in te nineties. Always contending for the medals. After nineties we were not that bad, just a solid team. Right now, we’re at the lowest point we’ve been.

Wow and I thought we were good, Hungary is amazing as well. Good on you, brother.

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>brother
cringe

>we outperform them in every sport minus Basketball
What? It's only football. Serbia is similar or better in everything else, if we are talking about team sports.

I don’t think so

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>0 Euros
>0 WCs

What have they actually achieved?

Reflects the nature of the average Croat

>webbed paws
>weasel
american education strikes again

>that's a nigger sport so no wonder Serbs would be good at it.
>this level of cope
kek
if your basketball team were better than ours, then you'd claim that basketball is le master race sport

i wish i had weasels in my garden ...
atleast i have a big ass hedgedog chasing the strait cats at night and stealing their food

besides, football is objectively much more of a "nigger" sport in terms of player and fan conduct than basketball will ever be

>football is objectively much more of a "nigger" sport in terms of player and fan conduct than basketball will ever be

C O P E

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it really is and you know it ante. maybe the better word for it is "cigan" than "nigger" but w/e

awww, we have cutest national animal

t. Meho Hadžihafezturković

>implying other countries didn't dope then

lmao basketball is basically a sport ideal for blacks, it's just short explosive movements and jumping
niggers will forever dominate it and be the best at it, on the other side football is dominated by whites

which is why the greatest football success came after winning our independence from those commielovers

>never lost a football game to any ex-yu country

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t. Zvonimir Nemanjic

>not knowing that Muslims in Bosnia are the flowers of the Croatian people

this, croatia is pretty good though.

Me, personally? No. I view European basketball on the same level as Handball and Waterpolo, which coincidentaly are sports that we are good at: meme sports that a maximum of 5 countries care about.

>Serbian national team to be the direct and sole successor of Yugoslavia

M I T O M A N I J A

The kroats in this thread are pure cringe desu

>brotherhood is cringy
Shame.

martens or weasels don't have webbed feet, the drawing isn't supposed to have them

croats are always cringe
they have the biggest inferiority complex in the whole region

>I view European basketball on the same level as Handball and Waterpolo
Stfu

t.dijaspora serb

Truth hurts

Yugoslavia would be a top tier sporting nation. Too bad the butt munchers split up their once great country. Now they squabble on the internet like rats

No

Exactly how? communist culture of sports sporting legacy + soft middeterrnian climate = success in sports

>maximum of 5 countries care about basketball
Retard

Wrong quote, meant for

Fuck off yugoscum

they're so fucking cute, but fucking traitorous eurocrats want to abolish kuna and adopt euro

based three lions

Leopards you idiot

Not good enough desu. Only cucked retards take pride in what we have ''achieved''.

quick rundown of what's going on in this area

who are the most redpilled peoples?

>BASED:
Serbs

>Degenerate betrayers:
Croatians
Monteniggers

>Subhumans who wants to be considered non-slavs:
Slovenians

>Kill them with fire:
Bosnians
Albanians
K*sovars

>Subhumans who wants to be considered non-slavs
According to who? We are the only slavs in that list

It's a marten, I think it's what Croatia's money (kuna) is named after.

no. you guys are wannabe italians.

When I was coming back from plitvice lakes some dude asked our tour guide why Croatia uses the Kuna and not the Euro. That question actually pisses him off. I'm pretty sure he posts on Yea Forums by some of the jokes he was making.

if anything slovenia is wannabe austria, defo not italy lol

eh, mostly Croatia and Serbia are
With an honorable mention to Slovenia for winning eurobasket and producing Doncic

>t. Macedonian :/

*sigh* kids from int

move servs to kill with fire and it's perfect

>>t. North Macedonian :/
ftfy

It's named after what people in Slavonia at some point had to pay taxes in. Marten fur.

The term is "Balkanization" for a reason. The only thing you need to remember is its never the fault of the people who you are in the presence of.

> I'm pretty sure he posts on Yea Forums by some of the jokes he was making.
possibly, but maybe not. A lot of Yea Forums jokes/opinions are widely accepted in this area of Europe.
Slovenia has winter sports and can be pretty good at handball.

Imagine believing this

Uruguay is shit at sports other than football, though. And at football they really are not that great. They are the shittiest of the nations that have won the world cup, honestly.
Croatia are good at sports other than Football, and they are honestly better at football than Uruguay is now. Just not historically.

Their accent/language is kind of Italian sounding though.

illyrian influence.

>tallest countries on earth
>biggest overachievers in sports

not surprising i guess

It literally is.

Based list but you forgot Macedonians who are okay

ZA DOM SPREMNI
SRBE NA VERBU SUKA
t. Ukrainian in Croatia

I think it's highly unfair that Serbia gets to claim all the medals won as part of Yugoslavia.

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Its completely fair and thats my objective opinion. You wanted to leave, cant have it both ways.

Portugal in the most recent Euros.

More like biggest underperformers who then slightly overperformed for once

You don't get to bring medals

Excellent post

*wins four Cod Wars in a row*

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We slipped in waterpolo to fucking Spain, should have been our tournament fuckkkkkk
Why is there 0 threads about waterpolo? I know it's a very small sport but even trash like netball had threads here. Fun to play too, although exhausting ae fuck.

you're not yugoslavia, retard

4 fifa world competitions
15 continental cups
Seethe

they are legal and legitimate successor
you wrecked that state so you don't get to boast about achievements made while it existed
not just that, but both Yugoslavias were practically created by Serbs, Croats played a secondary role (too busy sucking dick of people who occupied you)

Not fair maybe but noone forced you to leave
We were the last ones to stay in the country.

>not just that, but both Yugoslavias were practically created by Serbs

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uh oh

Srbe na vrbe is a Slovenian thing btw. Are you a part of those Ukrainian migrant workers in central Croatia?

absolutely based stavro papadopoulos

t. Mateo Mussolini-Scoponi

Ive been everywhere in yugoslavia except kosovo so heres my tier list

Not Balkan Tier
Slovenia

Great Tier
Croatia

Fun Country To Visit But Corrupted Poor Tier
Serbia
Montenegro

Shithole Tier
Bosnia (Bosnia and Croat part)
Macedonia

Africa
Republica Srpska

now slip in u21 handball to us, pretty pls

> American "brain" thinking in black and white terms such as "whose fault was it?"
Nice propaganda machine you've got over there, friends!

based greek god

greece literally invented sports

>Not Balkan Tier
>Slovenia

Geographically they are no matter how much they kvetch about it or how much they tug at their daddy Austria.

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We'll see, but I think Martinović will dominate you. If we didn't have a senile old man on the bench he would already be in the senior national team. Good luck anyway

In your defense Croatia is a magical place and I hope nobody else fucking figures it out. It's one of my favorite places to vacation largely because Euros haven't found it.

don't know about the rest of yurop, but the portuguese have definitely found it already, judging by the amount of fellow countrymen I found there

Well as long as the French don't know.

Fucking French ruined Prague.

>Euros haven't found it.

then why are our islands and coastal towns filled with British whores wearing nothing but thongs, bras and flip flops

I mostly saw brits, germans and americans. Aside from Croatia's neighbours.

I always considered Romania Balkans. Would Ex-Yus consider them Balkan as well?

Usually I would
Romania always comes in pair with Bulgaria to me, I guess that's why

the most redpilled peoples are the Yugoslavs

the most bluepilled are the Albanians

then, there's the gypsies...

Wales 2016

Croatians are GOAT towers too desu. All the best American colleges use them.

rowers*

>Euros haven't found it
Ahhh yes. The obscure, hideaway kingdom of Croatia that nobody in Europe has ever heard of, much less been to. Certainly NOT one of the most popular
summer tourist destinations on the entire fucking continent. I can barely contain my excitement at the prospect of all the tales just waiting to be told, from this mystical, faraway land.

>All the best American colleges use them.
what

I know the Sinković brothers are GOATs at it but what the fuck does that mean?

Washington U, Cal, Yale, Northeastern, Boston U, etc recruit Croatians for their rowing teams cuz they’re all fuckhuge and good at rowing. You have a bunch of clubs in Croatia that focus on it.

15 continental cups, last won 8 years ago.
How much do >you have, or what have >you won in the last 8 years?

>football is dominated by whites
spics and hues are not white

waterpolo

Cringe

It's time to fire up your zetor and go back to Bukobap Ante

If sports weren't so left-wing they would have been divided by ethnicity.

>too busy sucking dick of people who occupied you
You sucked Turkish dick for 500 years.
Shut your dirty mongoloid s*rbitch mouth.

what achievements?

eastern Slovenia is not Balkan. You can have Ljubljana tho.

Can we ban croatposting here? There's 2 based retards and the other are dalmatian subhuman Ante lovers

I had discussion some time ago with some foreigner about children and sports, just a small number of children are enrolled in sport clubs

what do you have against us Dalmatians? Did your wife/girlfriend cheated you on holiday in Dalmatia?

Lazy, low IQ

kek, what a cope

all the great people of croatia came from dalmatia or western bosnia(dalmatia as well
stfu you pannonian rat

cope

Based Roidmania

>t. unemployed drunk welfare leech

Tourism stops and everyone starves to death.
Also some Dalmatian and Herzegovian villages unironically look like Africa, even worse than wartorn Slavonia.

You know the Croatian parts in B&H are the ones with the highest standard of living after Novo Sarajevo (a Sarajevo neighbourhood)? Široki Brijeg is the place with the biggest salaries. The Serbs in B&H are the ones living like rats, behind both Croats and Bosniaks.

leopard is a different name for lion in heraldry
it's lion when facing right, leopard when facing straight

that's why everybody from all around croatia except istria goes to dalmatia for work lmao

You don’t produce anything

You produce nothing*
my bad

the only relevant factories in northern croatia were made by southerners

Which one?

the most recent one is rimac

So just one example

ina's ceo is from the south
all recent industry comes from the seaside (istria, kvarner)
country was founded in dalmatia

what do you have?
you've got fucked by hungarians and serbs so many times you consider yourself superior because you were gifted industry from austria and hungary

let me tell you something, both dalmatia and istria are the defining regions of croatia, regardless of what you say

I’m not from Slavonia

međimurje (gypsies + croats + hungarians)
zagorje ( slovenes + croats + germans)
prigorje ( croats + serbs + germans)
i don't care where you are from
dalmatia is croatia, and always was croatia
all kings of croatia came from dalmatia and western bosnia

Germans in Slavonia not northwestern Croatia

were in