/nfl/ - $84 million guaranteed edition

Since skip bayless perfectly predicted Kawhi going to the clippers, it is now obvious that he knows everything, and that his prediction for Super Bowl 54 is correct (Cowboys lose to the Patriots)

great contract

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>cuckboys
>getting to the conference championship game, let alone the owl
Pick one lol

>break babby arms as a hobby and teriffying human beings with vaginas as a goal
>no suspension
>kindly ask for your dad's head at his funeral and passionately insist you be allowed to do so, then politely warn those barring you from your god given birthright that you intend to launch projectiles at them for obstructing you
>2 game suspension
I don't understand this league anymore.

The NFC North agrees, Kurt Brethren.

Being a Spurs fan had him well aware that Kawhi was a conniving snake, but his hero worship of Jerruh keeps him from realizing that the Cowboys will never pass the Divisional Round with Jason Garrett as coach, especially with Dak at QB

Seahawks aren't as profitable as propping up Chiefs as post season flailers.

What is the over/under of time on Richie Incognito pulling a murder/suicide? Two years?

>So this season is Super Bowl or bust? He doesn't blink.

>"My opinion: I think it is," Warner says. "If you're content with just winning the division, that's great, but the goal is that Lombardi. So people around this building have been talking about the 'Quest for Six.'"

>The man running the offense is thrilled his team is thinking this way, because, as Jimmy Garoppolo puts it, "If you don't have that on your mind, you have no chance of getting there."

>That energy comes right from the top, from their boss, head coach Kyle Shanahan. In April, the first day all of the players returned to Santa Clara after last season's 4-12 buzzkill, Shanahan was blunt. He told everyone the time for culture-changing had passed. It was time to win. Now.

If Kaepernick had won the superbowl would he still be in the league?

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Kaepernick would be back in the league if he weren't a pompous attention seeking haughty faggot. The only reason he isn't playing is he's more interested in drama than playing football.

We should thank based Ray for beating this faggot

I like Matt Ryan.

>plays football
>fails to win Super Bowl
>tries the political activist hustle
>not even important enough to be assassinated by the CIA
Always the bridesmaid.

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>based

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R8 my fantasy mock - 12 team drafted from 4 half ppr aka God's given scoring

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>getting wilson, kamara and hill

really would love to snag Kamara and Tyreek desu

Vikings desu senpai

Yea Forums as fuck

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>2,436,000,000 Ethiopian birrs

them boys up in Minny got somethin cookin this year I can feel it!

Is Somalian food so bad it gives you bubblesguts just being in the same country as it?

he's going to kill AB in the locker room after practice one day

Prediction: Browns 30 - Tampa Bay 17 in the upcoming Super Bowl.

Week 1

>TB
>Winning record

One. You get one.

why you underrating the buccs? lol I bet you watch nfl live and listen to all of the football nerd podcasts and take madden ratings as gospel

>Chargers are a preseason favoritie to win the SB
>No one in LA cares
How do we fix this?

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Wtf for once I actually agree with you, good sir.

Yep, this is the year Tampa will finally break through. They’re just too talented not to, like in 2018, 2017, 2016...

>reddit bay

Eli is gonna start 0-2 and Jones is gonna come in and win OROY. BOOK IT

god I fucking hate summer
no foosball
hot as africa outside
irritable and sweating all the time
I do love otter pops and daylight until 9pm
kirk is gonna win the division this year followed by a playoff game win

As a Cowboys fan... is Autumn/Winter that much better?

GetAtan is a Viqueens fan

getashit is a vicuck

Still a better contract than Wince

By moving them hack to San Diego and forcing Spanos to sell the team like the NBA

My hypothesis holds even more relevant, since no Autumn/Winter has ever been good to the Vikings.

Gettlemen built a winning team in Carolina and now he's building one in NY. The state of the roster he inherited was atrocious. He's made a bunch of solid moves so far. They are going to have a winning record in 2020

kys, whether you're a cowcuck or a vikqueen

pic related

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LA here, Charger fans are on the rise. We are finally noticing them.

youtube.com/watch?v=fhwfUGWbieU

nice sausages, fatty

7 back to back weeks of road games including one in London.

Get mad that people are more aware of your shit teams shit schedule. Buccs 4-12

trip on old gay

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take a look at the schedule again lad, the WHOLE schedule. 7 wins minimum not scared of lion, cards, jags, titans at all... will get a couple division wins and another outside of division upset as well.. like i said 7 wins easily probable 8-8 season

oh thats good, I was worried they might not

1. Late Fall early Winter november stark austere leaveless trees weather
2. early spring when its cold enough to still need a jacket
3. winter
4. early fall when its still hot during the day
5. summer

I mean depends on where you live

Nice fingernails, fatty. Did your tard wrangler cut them for you?

Great team, you're taking a risk taking Montgomery alone as your RB2 without a real backup plan, but since you have Kamara you'll be fine. Pretty crazy how low Pettis going, I'm thinking about doing a similar approach as you if I get a high pick.

Delusion
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Anyone watching the franchise?

excited for the browns, lads

I don't watch shit if it's not my Titans

based and brownpilled

Same for me with the choofs tbqh

I’m excited for baker and Odell to destroy them from the inside

>Some Buccs fan is unironically proud of potentially going 7-9
Holy fuck

>Having arguably the best offseason in the league
>release your best defensive player, and the only defensive leader left in the locker room
That seems just about right for Green Bay

keep underrating my Jags
>best corner in the game
>super bowl mvp quarterback
>cambell on bargain contract
>dede about to have a breakout year
>yannick and allen
>improved OL, great draft
11 wins potentiial owl run

Yea what the fuck

>best corner in the game
theringer.com/nfl/2018/11/27/18114371/jalen-ramsey-jacksonville-jaguars-buffalo-bills-gq-interview-josh-allen

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>Daniel Jones @ #6

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is anyone else watching the all or nothing with the panthers on amazon?
Im actually really starting to like cam.
who in case you forgot is a nigger that plays QB.
but cam, despite being a fucking juvenile flashy dickhead with his money and stuff, actually has some decent tastes. I mean he's kind of a cartoon character with how in love with himself he is, but he really does fight to give game balls to kids in the stands and the nigga is coming across more likeable than I had expected.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>imblying
no one ever cared or currently cares about the Clipeprs or Chargers in LA

and yet both will make their respective Finals this season and the plastic beaners in faveLA will pretend to have been /lifelongs/ from Day 1

wew hot take

>I'm racist even when I have no right to be
who in their right fucking mind would think this, type this up, and think it's a good post.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BIG DICK NICK IS HERE TO SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he wasnt even the best lineman let alone best defender, and they have a couple pieces capable of starting at DL
not to mention he kept getting more injured every year and was too short for the ideal 3-4 model

whomst is "duval"

You can be racist and still like individuals. It’s the ascended brain thing to do.
Lefties acknowledge individuals but refuse to acknowledge statistical trends among a population.
Righties acknowledge those trends but refuse to acknowledge individuals.

>not having at least 10 assassination attempts

What a fucking weirdo...

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>I hate darkies but some of them are okay!
>that's the smart thing!
sand down those edges my man there are children on this website

>Green Bay 13-3(3-3)
>Chicago 10-6(4-2)
>Minnesota 9-7(3-3)
>Detroit 6-10(1-5)

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Imagine being this brainwashed that you can’t even entertain the thought that different groups of people are different on average

I doubt detoilet gets to 6 wins but this is pretty accurate

Imagine being brainwashed into thinking your groups averages are better than another groups
>but muh crime statistics!

Imagine being so brainwashed you think there are different groups of people

Better? Not inherently. Different enough that I am more comortable with and prefer my own group, just as almost any black person prefers blacks? Yes.

>preferences are the same as a literal hatred toward a group of people
I feel like you need to google the definition of racism before you use any more big words on the internet
that or you're just not here enough to know that getatan is a garbage human

>bitch knees banned

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>it's a "SJW autist ruins everything by tripping over themselves" episode
Cam will never get any respect so long as you fags keep fagging up the fan base

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Cam will never get respect unless he wins one after that fumble

>Cam is okay for a black dude
>hey quit being a shit head
>"CAM ISN'T GETTING ANY RESPECT IT'S YOUR FAULT"
are you okay? you stopped replying to me directly so I assume you gave up

subtract a win from each team and its good

I stood stopped replying to you directly because you made it clear that your ire is directed at GetAshit and not the mere concept that people have different group preferences, and because I do not care about tripfags I do not have anything more to say. is a different person.

How was everyone's day today?

>good
Training camp started
Dems BTFO
Bitch knees banned

>bad
Rutger Hauer died

Except thats an absolute fact in every regard, past present and future

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based

I got a promotion and my gf is making tendies unironically. 9/10 day

I read some book by some libtard that claimed that because horses were nit native to Africa, Africans were never able to domesticate them and there for never develop agriculture and therefore never advance as a society. Would also explain their low IQ because they were malnourished. I dont get the Aztecs and Mayans though, they never even invented the wheel.

>reddit bay

fucking hate that I was born before the era that everyone in the world is a mixed mutt and racism doesn;t exist...

but its true
>racist against the world
the world makes sense. everything adds up. I dont look reason and logic in the face and scream and look away.
>dont be racist against the people in your life
but I swear these spics and nigga's make it hard not to say racist shit all the time

you wanna know how I know Yea Forums doesnt have any black or mexican friends?
because they all assume all white guys are racist. the jews taught them that in elementary school.
its not so bad. so even when you are a bit racist in public you kinda get a pass on it if its not too inflammatory.
oh and all dark skinned people think american history x is our favorite movie. they love quoting it around me.

American History X was all anti racism though...

The packers ceiling is 11-5

>the tripfags are /pol/ posting again

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the only thing racist in that movie was the white fantasy of a bunch of skinheads beating pavement apes at a game of hoops

utter fucking delusion written by an out of touch jew

>Bitch knees banned

I thought we moved past this, you closet case.

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>reddit bay
>getatard

Will someone please kill this fuckin white nigger already

Dont group me in with him. Hes a racist fuck

This, bradysknee is based

>haha i post on /pol/ with all the boomers

GetAshit is latino

Who are you quoting?

For me, it's the Dallas Football Cowboys

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I-if we fucked... would it be gay or just incest?

Gettleman did fuck all in Carolina.

Yes

How does it feeling having all the talent necessary to make a Super Bowl run hampered by a coach who can never dream to do so?

hmm

Cripplingly depressing.

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>Patriots begin first camp in decade without Gronk
;_;7

I absolutely love the "for me" meme it is splendid, it lets me naturally bring my favorite team up in conversation on this board :)

Its masturbation

Who cares. He'll "unretire" by week 12.

For me, it's the "For Me" meme.

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The who?

Your team has not been successful or relevant in over 20 years.

Who?

He'd have to unretire by about week 4 to be back by week 12

media keeps them relevant whether you like them or not and they will be in the playoffs this year..........

>Not relevant
O I AM LAFFIN

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>The #1 wealth in 2012 barely cracks the top 50 in 2019.
Ok. Now I'm not saying something sketchy is going on but how in the world do valuations increase by $2.8 Billion dollars in such a short time.

Obama economics vs. Trump economics

Reminder that >your team is only relevant if they have double digit playoff wins with at least a .500 record in the last 20 years.

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*wins a playoff game in your path*

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Nice cringe post

>coybows one and done
Nothing ever changes

Crazy to think that the Pats have more Superb Owl wins than some teams even have games played.

>Every time I pop into the general, this asshole shows up

>broncos
>relevant
Patriots fans pay attention, that’s your team when Brady retires.

Who the fuck is that musty looking manlet? Why would anyone have that picture saved?

Most of the trips in /nfl/

Cry more lol

I'm not wrong assclown

>Broncos
>Won three super bowls since the Cowgirls won anything

You can only post in this thread if your team has won a playoff game more recently than the cowboys.
Notice that means if your team is not the:
>cowboys
>chargers
>eagles
>chiefs
>saints
>rams
>patriots
You may no longer post in this thread

...no

Imagine eking out a division win by refball and your division rivals getting crushed by injuries only to lose in the same round of the playoffs as one of them and walk away from the season with nothing to show for it but a more difficult schedule

>refball

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Detroit, Buffalo, and Leaveland. Point at them and laugh.

baste af i can still post

That's your takeaway from that post? Nice cope. Remove that and it's still a pathetic year.

L O L

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My team won a measly three hours before yours AND we beat you 23-0 a month prior. Lick my taint.

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>his QB’s name is Cuck

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>his team lost to a QB named Cuck

That game didn’t end up effecting the cowchads season, whereas cuck will bring down the dolts for many years to come

>Daniels cut
RAIDERS PLEASE

>brings down the colts
>went from 30th to 5th ranked offense
Stellar take

Don't any of you ever get tired of posting shitty posts just as an attempt to get a (you)?

>yannick
Oof

>>best corner in the game
Lol.

Lose weight mutt scum

mfw jests fan

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I mix and match

>he posts spongebob reaction images on a Phoenician cavepainting chatroom

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y’all sleep on the redskins...playoff berth incoming

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>best corner in the game
What year is it? lol
Also, Yannick is holding out

Maybe next season.

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More like 7-9 with half the team in the infirmary inbound.

>best defensive player
Um, user...

reminder we have 5 superb owls

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>reddit bay

People don’t actually ROOT for the vikangz, do they...?

Quads confirm. Pats beating Iggles for their 7th.

>redskins only 1 more win than the giants
LMAO

>tfw was the first to post the laughing marty star meme

Only when they're playing green gay.

WE
DEM
VHS
BOYZ

No you werent you fag

>PederGOAT
>losing to the pats in the owl

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*blocks your path*

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Sorry, boomer. Most of us weren't old enough at the time to have memories of the ancient past.

how many you got, 2? 1? 0?

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7

Oh yes I was, aat least in /nfl/ then you decided to use it more, I have the image saved from around 2014 as it says in the properties

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>For years, the VHS had a tight grip on the home theater industry after it beat out Betamax in the home video war. Throughout the late 70s, all of the 80s and up until the mid 90s, the VHS became what everyone had known. It’s what was also economically viable for home movie watching. Enter the DVD in 1997. With more storage, better picture and audio quality, as well as interactive features – not to mention never having to “be kind and rewind” – it’s easy to see why it took the world by storm.
What year was the last cowboys super bowl win?

95

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'96

>alright user, how is it that you didn't have enough money to buy me a present for my birthday, but you had enough money to buy 40,000 raffle tickets for a patriots Super Bowl ring, even though it only brings your chances of winnng up to 0.8%?

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3 :)

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Heh, took em long enough to catch up

well von miller is basically a cowboy so that last super bowl counts as ours, so we have 6 and you 2
sorry sweetie :(

there hasn’t been a based super bowl winner in a long ass fucking time... im thinking the last was the Buccs

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>tfw finna be the quickest team to 10 superbowls

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3 Denver Broncos championships > 2 Oakland Raiders championships > 1 Los Angeles Raiders championship

:)

The Patriots have already been to 11 you dipshit. No one cares about second place.

you’re on fucking drugs

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The Patriots have been a team since 1960 you slope headed window licker

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Still did it first, my horsefaced friend

God AFC West "rivalries" are so cringeworthy. Not as bad as those neanderthals in the NFC North but its close.

It's easy to gloss over those first two even though they were two really memorable games (da 85 bears and Favre's only win)

>you now remember that time when the chargers dabbed on the patriots in the championship
>oh wait, no you don’t, because that was in 1964, 5 years before the moon landing

The warriors have been the good guys in every finals they've played in

>reddit bay

>implying the moon exists

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This. You all are going to look back on our dynasty as the good old days. Basketball is going to be much worse now that the Warriors are no longer the most dominant team.

Why is there so many namefags in this general? Embarrassing.

H-he's unironically correct, the Warriors have been the good guys every time.

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Gotta do something till the season starts, sergei

This board has been embarrassing since generals became a thing.

Hey Boris, its the fucking off season you knob polisher

4u

br*dykneepad is fucking cancer though

cyka blyat

Seethe harder

Yeah and film was been cancer since the camera was invented... generals have literally been a thing on 4channel fucking newfag

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It is unironically a good thing. Once you have them all filtered (except for Scarletism and Buccme) the thread becomes enjoyable.

Does Old Gay really get off on attention so much he won’t leave here even though no one likes him?

so 2009-10? Don't forget, you're here forever.

Old Baysed make ya seethe?

I hate it so much. Every single board I browse has been infested with inoperable cancer but I still can't quit.

>Every single board I browse
Have you considered that you might be the problem?

I mean if you can give me one reason why the food and cooking board needs to be flooded with /pol/ shit I'm all ears

People need to be informed about the fluoride in the water that people use for cooking.

I think it was more around 2011 or 2012. I miss the old Yea Forums bros.

/pol/shit is easy bait. It is low effort and people like you fall for it every time. Just use filters and ignore shitposts.

I WILL leave when I get a cute gf, I fucking swear

Yeah dude I fucking love having 30-40 hidden threads and a 300+post thread with 275 filtered replies. Retard I swear.

Those were the days, it was a good time to be a nannerfag. We thought it would last forever.

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Ignore them. Boomers like generals because they're too stupid to use the site normally.

Reddy knows what the fuck is up. Pay attention to this person

*catch you're passes*

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>reddit bay

>He actually managed to draw a believable connection between /pol/ and /ck/
A rare decent Reddy post.

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cringe

Literally who?

Speaking of cooking, anyone here ever try smoking a roast? Is it possible or not? I've smoked ribs and some tri-tip but never a roast would absolutely love to try it though!

D.J. Moore was a first rounder last year blessed by Steve Smith himself. Has been compared to Percy Harvin a lot.

Curtis Samuel is a cross between Tyreek Hill and Stefon Diggs. Was a gadget RB/WR at Ohio State.

Gib DJ Moore and Torrey Smeth back

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>Moore fell right into your lap
>Draft two tight ends instead

lmao

Well both Hurst and Andrews are fucking legit, but yeah Moore is a hell of a WR, who wouldn't want him?

UUUUUUUUNNNNNNGGAAAA BUUUUUUUUNNNNGGGGGAAAAA
*farts in every non-patriots fan’s mouth and dabs*
Kek lol oh no!

Top quality bitchknees post as usual

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>me and brady’s sixth knee

>>Draft two tight ends instead
i do this in fantasy every year whats the problem

>baltimore area horror writers
Edgar Allen Poe

>boston area horror writers
Stephen king

Why is Boston always second fiddle to Basedtimore?

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nvr4get

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>the raven
>horror
I once had to watch that simpsons video in english class and it was the cringiest thing I’ve ever had to sit through

lol this is pretty based but go read some philosophy buddy

They can cheat but can't into samefagging

The only pussy Poe could get was his underage cousin, so it makes sense that he’s the representative of Baltimore.

just one less than the real Americas Team, the New England Patriots

That can’t possibly be real. Nobody can be stupid, right...?

You are a fucking brainlet

Yeah mane why that shit so boring ain’t even got niggas shootin each other tryna stack papers pow pow nawmsayn?

What if I told you...yes

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you're telling me this bradysknee guy ja an autistic samefag? imagine my shock

>tripcode in pic vs the one now
Wait does that mean Old Bay now isn’t the original Old Bay?

But you cant filter the retards responding to them

270th for Browns owl

Could be

I'd unironically like to see the Browns in the Owl. Those fans deserve it after the eternal suffering.

I have an IQ of 99, I am smarter than everyone on this board.

You can. Get an android tablet and install Clover.

Based

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We have the best back up lineman in the league in Kelly, but yeah, still fucking sucks

Gotcha

>getting bamboozled by Carrmageddon of all trips

y’all so scared of my chiefs it’s funny

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Terrified actually Mr. Hill

>a team full of unhinged niggers that will chimp out at any given time
Not a championship caliber team IMO

What happen? How dumb are you to get flummoxed by carmageddon?

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Andy Reid has more dead children than Super Bowls

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no one really die bruh he in heaven chilling

Christians never really die, user.

>Oof
Great point.
Oof.

>user makes claim.
>Different user says "lol" while quoting first.

ENTIRE. CLAIM. REFUTED.

GREEN NINETEEEEEN
GREEN NINETEEEEEN
GREEN NINETEEN READY HUT

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>calling other men sweetie
Have you told your father yet?

SNICKERS SNICKERS
SNICKERS SNICKERS
GREEN NINETEEEEEN
GREEN NINETEEN HUT-AH, FUCK!!!

>Old Bay still can't figure out why everyone calls him a retard and a faggot.

Competing with netflix has probably made traditional broadcasters desperate to land a sports contract if I had to guess.

LET'S GO WHITE 80, WHITE SET
KILL KILL, KILL KILL
BLUE 80, BLUE SET, HUT
ROLL IT BACK, WE'RE GOOD
HELLEN KELLER
WHITE 80 WHITE

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False

I need more autistic /hoc/-tier nfl memes, give me your best
Bonus points if they’re colts-related, but I’ll take any team

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how long until he has every 2nd rounder in a draft?

2022

Cousins literally made the NFL top 100. Suck a fucking dick.

Literally changes nothing about the stats in the OP, vicuck

I would hope that in a QB dominated league with only 32 starting QBs, he'd make the list. Not impressed.

Yea Forums‘s golden boy Carson Wince was 96. Cousins was 78. Cousins will probably end up having only 5 QBs ahead of him, which is about right. Only Brady, Brees, Rodgers, Wilson, Mahomes are definitively better than him. You can make arguments for a few guys like Rivers, Ryan and Rapist if you really want to.

>84 quintillion dollars
>78
grim

Luck, Dalton, and a number of other nobodies make more than Cousins despite him being better than them

>him being better than them
???

>him being better than them
let's not get ahead of ourselves here

Do you actually think Andy “choke master” Dalton and Andrew Cuck are better than Cousins?

>Browns
>playoffs

No one is actually buying this hype bullshit

Andrew Luck is but not Dalton

Detroit, Buffalo, Cincy, Cleveland division when?

Luck is

Baker Mayfield has a better chance getting into the playoffs than Wince does.

they're squeaking into the 6th seed at 9-7 before getting fucking obliterated by the stoolers, and they won't see the playoffs for another decade afterwards after memefield throws a tantrum and demands a trade to the west coast

>chargers obliterated by brady in the AFC Championship game
Fugg.. like 2007 all over

GetAtanGarnett is still a massive faggot

The lions, jags and titans are objectively better teams than the bucs in their current state, put down the crack pipe

>Chargers are a preseason favoritie to win the SB
why do people do this every single fucking year with the chargers. they are overrated every single time. why is it THE hipster pick of the AFC?

No one really gives a shit about the Chargers outside of their division. They've never been good enough for people to hate them, so retards overrate them all the time.

They released Kenny Clark!?!?!?!?!

You think the chargers are overrated. The iggles make them look like underdogs in comparison this year like holy fuckballs. Everyone is sucking the Iggles dick to the point they will go 7-9 just to fuck with them rather than being just bad like they really are.

it's more that for some reason, year in and year out, people pick the chargers as their 'dark horse' or favorite to make the owl, its so weird. eagles, at the very least, actually won the sb and made the playoffs even after they spilled their spaghetti, so i can understand people riding that train a bit. chargers i dont get.

The Iggles won a Superbowl less than two years ago and very nearly made it back to the NFCCG again this year if it weren't for an extremely unlucky interception.

The Chorgers meanwhile barely beat a team that had a runningback playing QB then got annihilated by the Patriots in less than two quarters. People have every reason to overrate the Eagles and absolutely none to overrate the Chargers.

no team led by Chimpmond can ever be good

>tfw no gf to watch football with

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>Your team
>Is your team making the playoffs this year?
>The team you're afraid of running into
>Your unexpected dark horse pick for making the playoffs

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They only did that with BDN and now he's gone and replaced by a unproven overpaid glass bone QB in Wentz. And also are projected to be even better than the Owl team.
If you are a logical Philly fan, you know this is going to end fucking badly.

>Texans
>maybe, give it a 40% chance
>patriots
>The Jets lookin Dangy Dangy

Also the iggles only got far in the owl year because the saints royally fucked up on that last play against the Vikings, and the Saints would of assblasted that iggles team worse than they did this last season.

Rivers is good enough to do it and he's usually not the only good player on the team. They have choking problems and were among the league leaders in injury losses for 3 years running or something, maybe that was last offseason though. On paper the pieces are usually there for an owl run, one of these years maybe they'll put it all together.

>Patriots
>Oh yes
>On this year's schedule? Eagles or Chiefs.
>Titans

>Eagles
>Missing it by a game
>Any over .500 team (This case mostly all of them)
>49ers

As a fan of the team I honestly don’t know what the fuck this team is until I see them hold a opponent under 100 yards rushing. Good god watching the Patriots just run it down our throats is stuck in my memory... I need Tillery to be a beast and Denzel Perrymen to not be dead. Thomas should be good but Denzel always dead.

Who will have the first overall pick next year?
For me, its the Bucs

Cardinals. And it'll be another qb.

this joke still isnt old

Iron Giant is spiritually a Jets fan.

He needs to go back

Colts
I don't know, quite possibly
Steelers or Patriots
$(ers

>Seahawks
>Possibly, I have faith in Wilson & Caroll
>Browns game will be wild
>Raiders

Rosen carries the curse to the Dolphins who continue shitting the bed this year

hold me bros

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i think his old trip was banned or something.

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I can't believe you are memorizing tripcodes on 4channel.org. You need to get your shit sorted roach. There's a better life for you out there somewhere.

I know they are basically just playing catch but this pass literally couldnt be any prettier.

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You're talking about a guy that all he does is download photos of girls and watch cuckold porn. Kind of a lost cause.

Nah, the phins are eternally mediocre, but rarely bad enough to get a top 5 pick or even a top 10 most of the time. They've only had the #1 pick twice since the team was founded, and the first one barely counts because it was an expansion draft for the AFL.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Miami_Dolphins_first-round_draft_picks

Rosen probably won't be good, but he'll meme his way to 6-10 and keep the lelphins stewing in middle round picks until he is either traded or cut. The phins won't be good until they get a GM and/or Coach with the balls to do a Sam Hinkie or Gruden-style team implosion tank.

i don't remember his tripcode, i remember him saying that. But yeah, i spent too much time here :(

I just realized I have the exact same head shape as Tom Brady.
What should I do?

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Pretty much kill your self.

become the Chad you were meant to be

Pats
Lol
Lol
Bills

Imagine ACTUALLY being the Ravens of Baltimore.

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Not the most embarrassing record at the end of that season, however

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Get past a divisional before you talk shit about any team. That includes the Ravens, Pats, and entire NFCE.

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Your dick is smaller than 6 inches, isn’t it?

Raiders or dolphins

>last night ate two bowls of Cheerios before bed
>this morning my poo smells like Cheerios

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EASY, EASY
KILL KILL
LANE! LANE!

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That's retarded

Eagles
Yes
Whichever NFCS team is good this year
Bills

Seems pretty normal. What's special about it?

Hey guys, I'm looking for an updated version of this image. The numbers have changed in the last few years, right?

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Damn it, they have to stop letting Bill get away with this shit.

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Bill will get him for a bag of McDicks and an old shoe for a contract and he will set the all time sack record for a season

We'll be lucky to win 5 games and we sure as shit shouldn't play Haskisn this year. We have 0 receivers.

Yes it's now 0 times in 24 seasons

Pass should be a couple more feet outside for an out route. Puts it further away from the CB and lets the WR turn upfield faster to get more yac. NFL passing is more than just hitting the strike zone.

youtube.com/watch?v=tCqhXwEpM3s&feature=youtu.be

NFL SEETHING

WATCH IT ALL 36 OF THEM

user, how gay is Aaron Rodgers?

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I SAID WATCH IT

based Bill

FUCKING WATCH IT

wake up and thank God every morning that I wasn't born in the DMV

WATCH THE VIDEO

bill belichick is at it again, 2nd edelman in the works.

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So Kirk landed at 78 on the top 100
How the fuck is he ahead of quarterbacks who have won MVPs, playoff games, and Super Bowls?

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Old McDonald going to be top tier TE this year

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The NFL top 100 is a joke and always has been. Players have come out and said they have never been polled.

The Ravens are the only AFC North team making the playoffs

Only way that's happening is if Steelers implode again and the Browns end up doing what they do best... I don't think Ravens are gonna be special though. Bengals will be nice AFCN fodder this year though

You're wasting a draft pick solidifying a position that is the least important on offense

They'll be 3rd in the division and you'll deal with it

>>Your team
Burrs
>>Is your team making the playoffs this year?
Winning the Owl
>>The team you're afraid of running into
Patriots
>>Your unexpected dark horse pick for making the playoffs
Broncos

who?

Giants

Because it's just based on this season

Only relevant players get polled

Only relevant players get polled

Colts
50/50
Patriots, like any other AFC team
Are the Falcons considered a dark horse?

I think they were the team the Chargers played on their bye week in the playoffs

lmao

small white penis spotted

I SAID
WATCH THE
VIDEO GUYS

>The Ravens are the only AFC North team making the playoffs
It's going to be funny watching you try to make excuses this year when Lamar absolutely tanks and all the news articles start pumping out about how staying the course with Flacco would have been better.

WATCH THE GODDAMN CHUGGIN VIDEO

What would be my ideal team in the NFL?
I want
> Loser team
> Pathetic Team
> Team that has never won a Super Bowl
> Team with a very weak and very poor fan base
> Team with very low attendance at their stadium
> I hate the Green Bay Packers
> I hate Dallas Cowboys
> I hate New York

>GB
>Yes
>Bears are gonna be a tough out
>Jest

THE L AAAAAAAA CHARGERS ARE THE TEAM FOR YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Detroit Lions, my dawg.

KANGZ

Reminder to Yea Forums that this is what this dumbass spammer looks like. Get out of here, Fernando

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Good one, by week 6 Ravens will be 2-4, fans will complain about their QB, will bitch that "nO OnE rEsPeCtS uS" while their best players punch girls on elevators and kill people, while simultaneously sucking their own dicks. Lived in Baltimore for 18 years this is literally what their fanbase is.

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And why would Los Angeles Chargers be my ideal team in the NFL?

And why would Lions be my ideal team in the NFL?

based, i was searching this image.

Hes elite, it's a shame hes gotta be such a monster in person too

Haven’t played Madden since Madden 12, is the new one worth picking up?

/Bills Owl 2020/
Shut up Fernando

Yes

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>had a stacked offense last season and did nothing with it
That makes no sense

>$84 million guaranteed
>for a QB that is 0-4 vs Dak Cuckscott

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Good..
Good...

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Chiefs are legit dangerous.

just get 08 for pc and mod it

4300 yards and 30 TDs is nothing?

>me and Brady's Sixth Ring
How autistic do you have to be to do this?

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>Aints
>Probably not, 9-7 won't cut it in the AFC
>Knowing Payton's penchant for slow starts, the first 4 games
>Do Panties or Stoolers count?

Luck is, but he just doesn't have any luck.

berds

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>missed playoffs and didn’t beat a single team that finished better than 8-8

Have you seen our schedule? Ceiling is 14-2. Guarenteed to get at least 10 wins.

Luck is the absolute most garbage fucking quarterback and it’s a travesty that he gets praised by anybody, he is a complete and utter nobody and it is offensive to anybody with an even 100 IQ to consider him a top 30 quarterback. He is a garbage nerd who plays for a stacked team and has his entire career, and he is a big shithead. Fuck him. Fuck his shitty football, fuck him for stealing Veronica from me, and fuck his “AHAHAHAHA LOOK AT ME I WON A FEW PLAYOFF GAMES XD LE BASED COLTS FANS MY FELLOW EBIN REDDIT PEDES LOLOLOL”.

Rise up. Expose frauds.

>who plays for a stacked team and has his entire career,
Yah, stacked full of trash.

I thought wins weren't a QB stat here

Quality pasta

Have people on spee finally accepted W/L isn't inherently a QB stat?

Maybe one day Skeeeeuuupp will finally realize this, too.

Reminder that the Ravens are making AT LEAST the AFC title game barring injuries and Ric Flair is the GOAT American athlete.

Who’s winning the NFC Best?

>qb is Lamar Jackson
OH NONONONO

>watching man drama

Is there anything more beta

No.

no they wouldn't have lol
no one was beating the Iggles that year

My money is on Dem boiiz or the Eagles. But leaning towards Dallas.

They arent a QB stat but the QB and coach have the most influence on the outcome of the game out of everyone involved in the game. If you lose a game then one of those two guys will be involved in the reasons why.

>Wentz under pressure
I'll take them boys

Watching the Ravens

>dems btfo
>bitchkness MIA

Really makes you think

16 time world champ. Yes

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Guns, germs and steel? It’s a Hebrew fantasy making excuses for nonwhites. Fun fact the also cucklord Graham Hancock has a theory about ancient civilization being globe spanning and sea faring, which explains how the same architecture ended up on all continents around the same time. He doesn’t say they were aryan, but I do, because it’s obvious, either way his theory leaves the door open to explain away all possible contributions to civilization by the mudshits, which is why he’s still kept on the fringe.

Redskins.

lamar jackson is undisputedly the worse starting 'quarterback' in the nfl.

Yeah that was the book. It was a gift from someone who was trying to bluepill me but I saw through that shit and disregarded it after reading. Diamond is a fucking hack.

play quarterback for the new england patriots

Quite literally obsessed. He is a top 10 QB for sure.

>gets it right every time
>triggers nerds
Why is he so based?

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>W/L isn't inherently a QB stat.
>just ignore this one specific quarterback who constantly loses to teams above .500 no matter what team he is playing on.
>he just needs more help.

remember before last year's draft when you really did not want the ravens to take lamar jackson first overall because you knew he is a shit quarterback?

what excuses are you going to make when the ravens finish, at the absolute best, 8-8?

You didn't say anything substantial. Detail each game's W/L and the reason for the W/L and then we can discuss how at-fault the QB is for those outcomes.

I wouldn't contribute a W to the QB if the game is won by a pick-six and neither should you.

Illegal formation

>top 3 o-line
>top 10 receiver
>top 10 tight end
H-he just needs more help!

I absolutely did not want the Ravens to draft anyone first overall because it would have cost a shit ton to do so. Also Lamar went 6-1 as the starter, how does that equate to 8-8 especially after the team improved in every position?

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Cousins consistently gets outdueled by QBs on good teams. There is absolutely a mental fortitude required of high-caliber NFL players and Cousins doesn’t have it. It’s one thing to lose to the rams in a high scoring shootout where cousins still put up points in bunches, it’s another to get walloped by the fucking bills

why did Tomlin get extended? can someone smarter than me explain?

Because running-heavy QBs always get figured out. According to your logic, Kaepernick never regressed because his first season starting he went to the Super Bowl.

Fuck off cowcuck

For his special teams coverage

You sound shook af right now.

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*Saves the NFL

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>You sound shook af right now.
Why would I be? >my team exposed yours in the playoffs. Play seven DBs and ooga booga can’t do anything. What’s especially embarrassing is the chargers have been king playoff chokers my entire life and even they were able to shut down black Lennie Small

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only one of those teams finished over .500, and only one of those teams did not have a bottom-of-the-league defense that did not know how to do their roles when it comes to option runs.

rg3 had a higher ceiling and he regressed, your coping is blatantly obvious. next season will be fun to watch how you try to defend lameme.

When the ravens start 2-4 are you just going to disappear?

Mike tomlin extended through 2021 lol

He disappears every week the ravens lose. bradys sixth knee is the (barely) more ANNOYING tripfag, but Old Gay is the most cowardly one for sure

Well at least we know the stoolers are out of contention

Why do nerds get so triggered by him?

Opposite. I’m a nerd and love him. Normies on twitter get triggered by him.

Normies cant handle the truth

Cowherd is shitting on the cowboys right now, the fuck you on about?

He threw under 10 passes when that screen cap was taken. Look at what happened when they let him air it out, came back and almost won. Keep cherry picking.

Cope harder

No I don't, I'm here 24/7. I'm a fucking fixture of Yea Forums. Provide one example of where I disappeared after a rare Ravens loss

>Look at what happened in garbage time
So he’s Blake Bortles?

>No I don't, I'm here 24/7. I'm a fucking fixture of Yea Forums
Imagine being this much of a fucking loser that you're not only proud to admit that this board is your life, but genuinely think you're important to it in any way. Dude you need to move out of your parents house already and start talking to women, you're in your 30s. This is so pathetic it should be in that one guys handwritten cringe compilation

>This is so pathetic it should be in that one guys handwritten cringe compilation
I hate old gay but please don’t encourage that dumbass spic. He was more cringe than every tripfag put together

I can't wait for the shitshow when the Browns go 8-8/9-7

I dont even hate Old Bay but this is true

How was it garbage time you dumb sõyboy nigger? Is every thing that happens in the rth quarter garbage time?

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I've never ready anything more cringeworthy that "I'm a fixture of Yea Forums"

>calls others basedboys
>sleeps in twin bed with child themed wallpaper and light switch in bedroom
L m a o

When you're down by 3 scores and the defense is focusing on preventing deep balls and keeping the ball inbounds just to run out the clock, then yes that would literally be the definition

*goes 19-0 in your path*

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So we all agree that Kirk making the top 100 invalidates the entire list, right?

Retards. The lot of you. Attempt to have an iq above room temperature before replying to an elder trip like me.

Define garbage time moron

>player voting
yes

Yes except for my team’s players

I'm always told that the players know better than anyone who's good and who's not

This. Go figure he was a Patricheat fan as well.

I value the opinion of actual players and coaches over Yea Forums who is consistently wrong

He was a rams and patriots fan lmao

Every single play who was asked denied being polled for the top 100 list.

Not better than everyone but certainly better than anyone here

I'm going to bet none of those votes came from the Bears who, with nothing to play for, humiliated him in the most important game of his career, and I'm guessing the ones who did vote for him didn't watch that game.

Waiting

Cowherd = Cowcuck

He's picking the Eagles to be way better than them and is unapologetic in saying Wentz > Dak

I am ignoring your ignornt and racist ass

Old Gay fully btfo

You disappear whenever you change your trip back to bradysknee

If your a Detroit Lion's fan, why even live?

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NEW 4 posts early

His hard on at seeing football again.

Stonehands Vance will never, ever be a top tier anything.

Had to get 30 TDs somewhere

pack
probably
any elite QB
jets or niners

Poop

>Eagles
>Missing the playoffs by a game
Oh ye of little faith

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probably stop trying to force comparisons to your idols and work on your personality

Because he actually did well in 2018? He will have earned every penny of his contract by the time it's up, and there's literally nothing you can do about it but come to a north korean backgammon image board and throw daggers that will never land.

Cousins could have a stat line like Mahomes by the end of 2019 and you'd still be one of those needlessly salty madboys on the internet seething for completely arbitrary reasons.

Keep hating for the sake of hate.

Tards
LMAO
I guess the Rasm because part of their win condition is to cripple our team.
I feel like the Bills or Jets will sneak into the playoffs

Someone please post the alex smith pasta