What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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Nothing went wrong. This is the ideal timeline.

Glazers(Jews)

Managers have all the responsibility, but none of the power.

Climate change.

Nothing, we're laughing our asses off. Sucks to be Man U fan though, but most of them are Asian plastics so fuck them.

Everything.

Firing Mou and delusional customers thinking they are contenders for the top 3 places.

Nothing. This is the best time to be alive.

>Mou wants a CB
>No
>Mou leaves
>spend 800 billion on mcguire

That club logo is a bit outdated m8

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Buying shit players and then give them high wages and long contracts so they don't want to leave. Ole is trying his best to fix things they need to offload about 10 players and bring in Bruno and a CB for things to start looking up

everybody else got better and they didn't. fergie jumped the sinking ship just in time. hiring absolute meme coaches didn't help.

how much money does mouyes need to build a somewhat functioning team? 1.5 billion? 2 billion? I guess we'll never find out unless he takes over PSG at some point.

They would rather flex and buy players they don't need, usually just to stop a club like City, Chelsea or Liverpool from buying them and upsetting the customers. United were honestly shaping up to be a very exciting team when Rashford, Lingard and Martial were the focus, but then Pogba, Sanchez and Lukaku came in and shat the place up and all those players were bought in just so other clubs couldn't have them.

Who wanted Lukaku?

Chelsea wanted him to replace Costa, of course then Morata came into the fold and neither club really won in the end. At least Chelsea have Marina who somehow made a profit selling Morata.

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fergie left

no i'm still here

Chelsea exposed them along with Liverpool and Arsenal. The Prem was unironically a tinpot league with the big three clubs winning everything as the league transitioned into the professional era. it's not difficult to remain dominant when nobody has the financial means to retain their best players. it took just one generation of having financial competition for them to completely fall off into mediocrity.

They haven't been a technically sound team for a while now (not since Ronaldo/Berbatov/etc left) which is why they attracted so many low IQ fans. Only Fergie kept them afloat with his "force of personality" (pic related)

After he retired their overall lack of technique and real quality obviously got exposed so their results have been inconsistent at best. They haven't really been able to improve on those results because they keep having to buy dabbing Ngubus for 1 gorillion each to please the aforementioned fans.

Also their ownership seems to be more concerned with profits and are relatively indifferent to on the pitch results. But it's still of their own doing because that megalomaniac Fergie pissed off the old owners over some racehorse so they ended up selling to American Jews to spite him.

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Americans. Owners.
Same thing.

The club doesn’t have a director of football, they have Woodward who is incompetent and extends every players contract so they can sell them for more money and is surprised nobody wants to pay mediocre players what United have offered them.

The club were adamant they where going to get a director of football 12 months ago and as soon as they realised they would have to pay this person a bit of money they haven’t hired anyone. Says it all really

They only need to offload about 6 players.
Rojo
Darmian
Jones
Matic
Young
Lingard

>Van Gaal
>Mouyes
>Meme coaches

All of them are still decent for backup. But for financial purposes i think Young should leave because of his high wages. I think if Maguire does sign for United Jones will leave.

>2030
>Mou takes over P$G
>spends a quadrillion on the best attackers in the sport
>parks the bus
>PSG finish mid table after 3 seasons
I can't wait tbdesu