/cric/ Ireland v England XI

>Gabh transna ort fhéin

did I ever tell you lads about my irish heritage?

10 minutes 'til tea but I already ate my muffin

Something like one in three Australians has an Irish ancestor.

yes we are all irish on this blessed day

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BASED BALBIRNIE

some odd bowler selections for england

based ireland lads

Meanwhile my boy Pucovski on his way to a cheeky 50.

so true.

Sorry sweetie, is this easier for you to understand?

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England getting all the humiliation out of their system to enable them to go on and thrash the Aussies lads

Trust me on this, I'm the guy who said England were 'losing to win' after that Sri Lanka loss

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England do tend to benefit from a wakeup call
I just wish it didn't happen so often

Pozz Gaynolds is a 27 year old NEET pedo from Wollongong

This is the post.

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based and Yea Forumspilled

did county cricket cuck england?

>lead by 42 runs with 8 wickets remaining
;)

How so?

is that good?

We have plenty of great 'county' players, but they almost always fail to convert to playing well in International tests

We should just give up at this point and just use our T20/ODI brainlets and smash it about a bit

letting everyone else get familiar with English conditions.

it could become good

Nah mate it's shite, Ireland are finished

Need a new book to read, what should I get

In stones now will buy the first recommended one I can find

Leviathan Wakes

Yeap

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>not Finnegan's Wake

what you need to do is contract top bowlers from around the world to play in the championship. It will prune out county bullies and prepare test class batsmen.

Just woke up
I'm here for the >grigget

They don’t have it despite having every other book in that series it seems

2666

FUCK OFFFF >>>>>>>>>>>>

Maybe to a degree sure but on the other hand inviting better players into county cricket gives English players more practice against top level international opposition.

Read King Leopold's Ghost and learn about the evils of colonialism.

grim

reckon the wheels will come off now

Unlucky lad, they're not classic literature by any means but they're interesting hard Sci Fi

WHAT AM I SEEING?

OH NO NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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کی بنیاد پر

Stop it right now I'm worrying about incoming collapse

Yea think 200 lead should be good

*wakes up*
*squints at phone screen*
no, that can't be right, must be irelands score ha, but imagine if it actu- oh no OH NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Can never understand Naskh. "Ki buniad per"? what?

If you like genre stuff see if they've any Neal Asher, Agent Cormac series

Based Irish lad was right all along about Ireland beating englel

Idk m8
Just google translated Based to Urdu.

kek

That's what literally based means

Found it, is 2666 the number of pages?

Quads say you don't have to

it's the last great maximalist book mate and dare I say it the last great book

What do you reckon tv viewership is like in Éire for this test? 50k i'm guessing.

Trying to read this shit but it's 2deep4me. Seems like the first part is just a love triangle between 3 insufferable dickheads

7k

i don't think it is as clear as that. remember the 80s and 90s when counties were full of foreign talent? didn't do much good for the eng team.

In fact the rise of Eng in the 00s is linked with increasing restrictions on overseas players.

The two(?) Irish people in this thread

very optimisitic

I've it on the radio because I don't want to pay sky sports. This brings up the issue of test cricket or cricket in general being behind a paywall here, I don't like it, and I think it's smarter to grow the game by broadcasting on regular channels like rte or even tg4 with gaelic commentary.

More like GAYlic

BOWLED EM

grim

ireland in big trouble here

F for our fallen hero

Sounds interesting. Trying to read more and idk if a 1500 page book will help the cause but looks interesting.

S to spit on the end of it

Reminder that gay actually means happy and was repurposed by the faggot community to sell their lifestyle choices

Collapse

could do with Kevin O'Brien or Ed Joyce right about now

yeah don't jump right into that then lad
start with something like idk Stoner?

ITS

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Watch it here mate

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Missed test cricket a lot lads ;_;

England have still got this desu. Lords is flat as fuck on day 2-3 and they'll rack up 350 odd. Ireland need at least 280 here to be safe.

WTF IRELAND

it's all in O'Brien's hands now, the based non traitor version of Morgan

too less, come on

glad this is a 4 day test to reduce the chances of ireland winning

Ireland need to bat past lunch tomorrow but the way it's going England will be back in this afternoon

>day 1 of a test versus Ireland
>having to damage control post

tried googling but couldn't find any tv numbers for Ireland's previous test v Pakistan.

RTE supposedly runs the highlights package though, that should help.

Olly Stone on a roll here, might be rolling stone

There's at least 4 Irish posters in /cric/ but one of them is a full on west brit who's probably supporting England today.

Probably Eoin Morgan desu

Dia dhuit

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grim

I'm feeling sick

honestly i think ireland would have preferred to not lose a wicket just then

Thinking Ireland might of fucked this

OH DEAR OH DEAR

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Reckon the Irish are thinking about some runs here lads.

Based O Brien to save Ireland.

lead of 150 will finish England. can they?

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jimmy doing a lap of honour lel

look, these last two guys scored 0 runs - not ideal for Ireland by any stretch. so in order to score runs, they had to sacrifice their wickets to get somebody in who will score.

Tactical loss (of wickets)

dear oh dear

Without sounding obvious, if we can not lose another wicket today yes.

no

based antipodean victory logic
I'm feeling better now thanks mates

reckon it'd be banter if Ireland declared here

coward captaincy to not declare from this position

Who has the biggest head on /cric/?

me

it's not size that matters but what you do with it

>16 overs remaining
>48 to win
>3 wickets remaining

Do you go for the win?

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Tell me about Muttiah Muralitharan. Why does he bowl for Sri Lanka instead of USA?

That's NOT what she said

If promotion is on the line, yes.

Chopped the fuck on

based whitecurrant

Hmm. Reckon Eire didn't want that to happen.

Just heard Nas say "Not the only fireworks you'll see today"

Sam Curran should be playing for zimbabwe.

nets at 6, see you in a bit lads

"they put the flood lights up"
what did they mean by this?

He was a chucker and the icc had the law altered just for him to take based Warnies records but he was never a better spinner than Shane

high iq move from the ecb
ridiculous early collapse from england to get the whole of ireland to turn into test match cricket only for england to come back and win

132/2

High IQ move by Curran

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Still better than all out for 85

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1 test series lel

Ireland running away with it

looking good mate

Ah yes, the proud finasteride refuser. Has a working penis but no hair.

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t.cultured cricket fan

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I may have erroneously implied that Malahide Cricket Club is one of or the second oldest cricket clubs in the world, I was mistaken. Phoenix Cricket Club is the oldest cricket club in Ireland.

FUCK lads, Worcestershire vs Gloucestershire going down to the wire

youtube.com/watch?v=5Qu2xKM0XdM&list=LL2bxVF6gzuzsCceyZRQS_sg

As I posted it we lost another wicket, need 17 more runs to win with one wicket left. Our batting is terrible in the county game so we've got no hope

>1830
based

BASED daniel

>Phoenix Cricket Club is the oldest cricket club in Ireland.
Also the oldest cricket club in Arizona I think.

You gotta be prepared to lose2win

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sent an email calling in sick
feel a bit shit for doing so but it had to be done

Here's a nice article from 1980:
rte.ie/archives/2015/0624/710361-irelands-oldest-cricket-club/

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Honestly looks a bit like Arizona as well.

Not Daniel but thanks

Well we must be really prepared to win by now cos we're fucking useless in the county game nowadays. Can't bat to save our lives

You a Worcestershire fan too lad, or casual observer?

You're allowed 8 a year in Australia, mental health days are fine and necessary.

honestly NEED a zachy hot take on this test lads

I like those desert golf courses in Arizona where the greens are the only actual green.

Nah Somerset fan but I keep an eye on all county scores

nearing on doubling england's total here

>lead by 86
it's over

sound and video aren't in sync
SHANT be watching.

Ausfags is this on Foxtel?

Fair enough, Somerset are probably my number 2 county desu. Love smaller counties, hate Surrey/Middlesex/Yorkshire/Lancashire, simple as

No one is watching it, everyone is glued to the important game (Worcestershire vs Gloucestershire)

It's annoying but it's only a tiny bit out

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It's on Kayo so yeah it'd be on foxtel too

don't call me a fag mate

Thanks, didn’t want to get from under the covers t get the remote if I didn’t need to

>worcestershart

Fuck lads it's all over. Finch is NOT happy with the decision but he's got to go, and Worcestershire lose yet again. Doesn't matter though, T20 Blast is coming home for the second successive year

understandable

100 run lead seals it I'd think

Reckon Ireland will want to be score as many runs as possible while losing as few wickets as possible

god i missed test cricket lads
how is it so good?

big Wayan Grant from Jamaica publicly declaring his love for cricket in the espncricinfo facebook comments section
respect for the great man

Ouch

LOL just seen an ad for basketball. apparently our team are unironically called the fucking boomers
KEK who watches this shit

They flirted with doing the opposite of this, but quickly found out it was not the strategy on this wicket. England too were advocates for the lose wickets tactic but never wised up to what it was doing to their scoreline before it was too late. I guess that's the advantage of bowling first.

imagine being english right now
kek
KEK

might crack one open in honour of drinks

starting a new job on monday shant be watching the ashes feels bad man
but im broke and i unironically quit my job the week before the last ashes series

>hate Surrey/Middlesex/Yorkshire/Lancashire

I agree mate, love seeing Slurrey getting smashed

ironically, zoomers

Why in the southern hemisphere the wickets are before the runs?

because the bloke who built the first scoreboard down here fucked up and the mistake stuck

>shant be watching the ashes

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>stuart broad will never clip the top of your stumps
FUCK

SEMI PRO WANKER
FUCK OFF

That's like asking why they have summer in winter

worst thing about it is i feel as if its going to be the closest series probably since 2012

Want to see Roy out twice on day 1

kek don't think so mate >we're much worse than 2015

KOB is pretty elite

mcgrath is so based lads

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bad thing for you lot is the ecb are actually doing a australia and actually helping england by starting the ashes at our best venue edgebaston

ireland setting up an unassailable target here

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If Ireland doesn't declare after this over I'm not sure they really understand cricket.

grim memories from last time there

apparently declaring is abit old hat

Shit Steyn BTFO

reckon Ireland will be eying off that 100 run lead

youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8
rowdy vibes

Can the fenians please try and bat for a big longer so I can actually watch some cricket on Saturday? Cheers. Up all night googling ways to sneak booze into Lords for NOTHING.

This is actually a shite first innings score isn't it? Just looks good compared to England's?

Bookies have England at 1/5

yeah quite bad ireland are going to get rolled

HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT... HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT.... THAT MITCHELL STARC...... HIS BOWLING IS SHITE

it's bad yeah but england's was catastrophic

Lol he got BTFO in the semis

I like how you make it our fault that England innings was less than 24 overs

England B team are in big trouble here lads

Pretty much that, yeah
Deserve a hell of a lot of credit for how they played while fielding mind you

yeah ran through some quality bats for fuck all

To the tune of?

Broads hairline looking a bit grim

Learned it all at Worcestershire (known as his favourite county in England)

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england in charge of making this non event exciting

da-da-dadada da-da-dadada da-da-dadada da-dadada

aussie tv showing this but not showing the aussie vs aussie match

broad looking deadly

poised to wrest the game out of ireland's hands

It does

nah mate it's your """A""" players who combined for about 16 runs that are in trouble

WTF? I LOVE HITLER NOW

reckon he's taken the finpill yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=M0RzX926l4g

It is a test match therefore this is England's test side.

Good cameo Murtagh

cheesi

Thanks x

thought big timmy was about to go on two honour boards today for a bit there lads

why are they showing nazis on aussie tv?

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you are correct, it's just funny he would use that cope when the ones who scored the least runs are their best players

Where is that trophy now? Must be on a very slow boat if it hasn't arrived in New Zealand yet.

Concerned by the amount of time I spend analyzing players hairlines lads. Think I need to take a long hard look in the mirror and come to terms with the harsh realities of life.

No need for that, they didn't win it anyway they were awarded it.

honestly 200 isn't terrible

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>skittled by New Zealand
>skittled by the West Indies
>now skittled by Ireland

Considering you’re on Yea Forums at 3:30am I think you’re onto something

>England win the world cup in 1966
>Next team to beat them is Scotland

Scotland declare themselves world champions

>England win 2019 cricket world cup

So if Ireland win, I bet the media declare themselves world champs unaware it's test v one-day

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most reddit moment in cricket history

If that were a hockey cup, one of their kids would've shat in it already.

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If we win I'm declaring we are world champions idgaf about different forms and shit.

we box office invitational now lads

Reckon an elite declaration is on the cards here lads

hope KOB keeps statpadding that average up with a whole lot of *s

Still furious about Eoin Morgan celebrating England's victory by saying "Allah was with us". Needs to fuck off back to Dublin where those sorts of low-IQ comments are appreciated

>getting bullied by the tail

Clam down mate, he was referencing moheen no?

Wait wtf

same but unironically

bit racist

looks like the thot really wants to lick sachin's balls

Allah is God's name in arabic. Would you be triggered so if he'd said God was with us?

Him and Rashid, yeah. Just virtue-signalling nonsense and he needs to fuck off back to Dublin with it

Brits and other Anglos have a peculiar tendency of showing how tolerant they are by constantly praising the least tolerant religion in history, whilst criticising Christianity whenever they get the opportunity

Sorry, won't do it again

IT
CAME
HOME

No. Captain of England should probably speak in English rather than Arabic. Radical idea, I know

Roy out tonight please

pretty fucking based from Ireland

SEETHING
LITTLE ENGLANDER

Is 122, dare I say it, an unassailable lead?

england are in big trouble here not evening memeing

>Brits and other Anglos
It's more of a white people thing.
It makes them feel better about themselves.

I dare say it is

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how many more wickets are gonna fall today lads?

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Should also take the World Cup to Ireland so they ship it to the rightful owner, New Zealand

Na it's better off said where there's loads of Muslims, England. He needs them on side.

Also what's the point in batting again? Call it a day

dare

WHY ARE THEY GOING BACK OUT LEL

Not all whites, eastern euros still have a backbone as far as I can tell

honestly not a horrible total

I know mate. Proper risky. Just go to bed and write off the day

>Eastern euros
>Whites
LOL

THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

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>The Nut protecting Roy

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA what a pussy

PROPER FARCE

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Have you met eastern euros Raghuvir? I'm not a huge fan of the slavs but you gotta admit they're white, you can tell by looking at the colour of the skin

Reckon we should have sent out two night watchmen

OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE

We'll call today a draw. Good effort paddies!

kek

KEK

K E K

What the fuck is a nights watchman

Who will win?

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A tailender who bats higher up the order before stumps

youtube.com/watch?v=9sny6UmZJDQ
cricket's endgame

Sorry mate so who opens the batting tomorrow then?

11 Shakibs

They send a batsman in that's not the usual or listed opener to stay in overnight incase if they send an opener in he might get out because it's harder to bat late on like that or he could be tired from fielding or something.

Whichever batsmen are in at stumps

Roy
Burns
Root
Bairstow
Buttler
Stokes
Moeen
Curran
Broad
Archer
Anderson

(is what I'd say if somebody asked me to list my test team to face Australia, and asked me to do so in an unironic manner)

>they sent a nightwatchman out for ONE over

did we win or did england catch the snitch?

imagine if england lost by an innings...haha, that'll never happen...unless?

>mfw there are actually Irish flags ITT

Irish cricket fans are the lowest of the low traitors to the flag. All of you are probably freemasons.

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rude

>All of you are probably freemasons.
Third degree here mate. How about you?

oops Ireland accidentally shoved their dick and balls into England's mouth haha! ..how did that happen lol. they can take them out now...unless?

Always annoyed me that you can't be both Catholic and freemason desu. I want to join my nearest lodge but bloody Pope Francis won't allow it

Reckon it's coming home this time lads.

Northern Ireland that is.

...

Doing both right here mate. What the Pope don't know won't hurt him heh

Sussex vs Hampshire brainlet blast

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Teams

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>player named "Salt"
LOL

ooooo my salty balty
oooooooo swing the bat salty

I'm thinking Phil Salt is elite

Phil Salt?
More like Full Salt.

>England's Test batting has been in a state of flux for seven years, but even with a strong recent history of dismal collapses, this was one of the most feeble

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

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THAT BRAINFADE

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I can't wait for that to get on YouTube so I can make a webm of it. That was so dire I can't believe it wasn't intentional.

WHAT A SHITTY WAY TO GET STUMPED KEK

Hmm

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>"Liam Dawson – a world cup winner, didn't play a game"

>manipulating and using
these are buzzwords women use to slander men when they don't manipulate and use them they way they wanted to.

He'll get away with it

>"Tom Curran – a world cup winner, didn't play a game"

And that's a good thing

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They're calling it a runout for some reason.

SALT
A
L
T

>drive toyota aigo
>torn between footy and some girl with a flatmate
>go for the girl instead of the sport
literally the royboy of cars

Just woke up PFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Englel

>I reckon this could be the over.
Yes, this is the over.
This is the thread.
And this is the post.

we were only pretending to be terrible haha trolled hard

>Abbot, Harmer, Wiese all grinding away in county cricket whilst quota boys Duminy and Behardien got picked for South Africa

Sorry lads I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

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>10(2)
BASED

6 4 4 6

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grim

goddamit it's still down for maintenance?

Yeah it's still down mate but after reading this article i'm thinking that's a good thing. I don't want to support far right, problematic, anti people of colour websites

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>cuckfield
>0(2)
HOWLING

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>input asiangf
>receive portrait of teenage boy
WELL WHO WOULD'VE THUNK IT

BASED GIGA CHAD TOPLEY

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>SUS 60W0WW
Very sus indeed

How far ahead would England want to be before Ireland second innings? I'm thinking 250 because there's still 3 days so even assuming England bat all day tomorrow there's loads of time.

Rossouw shook

Nearly got Phil Hughes'd give him a break

F

England will win this lads, don't worry we got this. Will win by like 50 runs or so not convincing at all but a win none the same

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>How far ahead would England want to be before Ireland second innings?

Think England's plan will be to score as many runs as possible before they run out of wickets

I'm here all night if you want me to answer any other questions

Trail by 1 run

Hampshire Hampered

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Business idea: a third innings when both teams are all out on day 1

>retired hurt
>back in less than 10 minutes

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And call it super innings

>"The Jew has set on this ground" Mel Jones

What did she mean by this?

#giveitback

WALLOP

>free hit
>miss

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Have just been reliably informed that the world cup has been melted down and pawned so its return will be impossible

guys how does the ICC win it for England from here? it seems quite dire at the moment

So when is England giving us our scrap metal

Any info on the package sent by ECB to the Hobbitland?

Based Sussex

Absolute beta behavior

Eire based

Based Sussex
Hampshire got vitality blasted the fuck out

I've been informed the based ICC has just sent out death threats to all Irish players and their families

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Not sure if that's a wise move desu

Reckon Ireland could handle a few death threats. They’d just breed more and respond with some hand grenades.

t. The Bong of Zen

truthbomb- steyn was better and would have overtaken him on wickets and average if he stayed fit

>Pre Ashes Meme Exhibition
funny how it got labeled this after you got completely BTFO

The Pre Ashes Meme Exhibition was the world cup final sweetie, the Ashes are all England cares about

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The world cup is a pre Oye hoye cup meme exhibition

If Ireland beats you, you won't care. Only the ashes matter.

my favourite part is you're gonna get DESTROYED in the Ashes then disappear

>Australia
>Winning the Ashes in England

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but that's bullshit - pic related

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yeah and how about this guy?

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any sudden arrogance in cricket England man in?

>moeen batting higher than 9
Yikes

Ireland to win by an innings

who will win the ashes? not having a top order and batdeep tm or the tail starting at 5?

For me lads? It's Lord's. The Home of Cricket.

youtu.be/l-xXMHXUMZg
Beautiful story to get you ginned up for the Ashes lads.

Ireland looked pretty good first two sessions today.

Only just found out this ausgod died, dunno why but his story gave me the feels. RIP

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TIL not to eat australian wildlife

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Slugs are not halal, now you know why.

absolutely based mum shaving him out a mo

rat lungworm? buddy that's my wife

is india still bullying nz?

na think they're back to bullying women

Having India's National dish for lunch lads

No pie shops near you mate?

Yes bringing Roy in is really working out

Yes mate I work in one

national dish for what caste though?
because for dalits like yourself it's poo-contaminated millet, so contaminated because you've been doing manual scavenging all day

Thinking of getting a butter chicken pie myself.

just took a huge India's national dish lads

Based

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youtu.be/QHCg8mHzuz0

/hoc/

just woke up lads
Done well Ireland but England are just t-
OHNONONONONONONONONO

Here's my question: What does Rajibul think of hockey? And does he want a hockey gf?

hoc is so desperate
every general has a thot as the main pic in OP or a pleading statement 'hoc is for memes' etc
every thread screams PLEASE WATCH OUR GAME ANYONE
stay in your sad grindr tier threads you irrelevant shitters

>408
reckon an elite /croc/ is on the cards lads

i started watching cricket during the world cup
why did england get shit on so hard today, wasn't able to watch. i understand test matches are much different from ODI but what exactly fucked england so badly

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>what exactly fucked england so badly
Lord's
It's a fucking awful ground
They should just decommission it already.

whats wrong with it?
They're both playing on the same pitch

Can someone reccy me some good value headphones

ya seething
ya boiling

too many americans in /hoc/ i'd rather talk hockey with a three year old from canada than a damn yankee

reminder

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>mlb memes
please kys

My go-to cans are Sony MDRV6. Long fucking cable, compatible with 1/4" stereo in addition to standard 1/8" stereo, folds up tiny for cans, excellent dynamic range (you will notice shit about even your OS's basic UI sounds you never noticed before). And they don't do stupid shit like have outrageously boosted bass like Beats.

Best part, reasonably priced. USD$75 shipped from Amazon. Mine have lasted eight years of daily use and haven't had to replace the foam once (oh yeah, foam for the earpieces is replaceable and cheap because these beasts have been studio workhorses for ages).

the incel pedo leafo

>talking to 3 year olds

MODS

talking with a canadian about hockey is like talking to an american about football, they literally do not know anything.

>talking with a canadian about hockey is like talking to an american about football, they literally do not know anything.

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exposed tbqh lads
embarrassing

>e09

blame the kiwis they sold you out
have some ass as a show of goodwill

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like look at how gay these dudes are
imagine trying to talk about the good ol hockey game with these protestant brainlets

jesus. A little observation has sent hoc into a spiral of seethe
big yikes to all of you hehehe

for me it's the flat ass
don't know why lads

you might be a homosexual

scary thing is i prefer the flat chest too
not into masculine faces though

oi rurucunt
when we going to dolce mate?

yep, you're a poof.

i remember the first time i clicked on /hoc/ i was expecting but it was only in the niche ice form of the game but they didn't qualify that in their original post which mislead me. Inconsiderate. rude. Sums up /hoc/ pretty well methinks.
It would be like if this was called /cric/ but it only discussed indoor cricket. Unthinkable. Never even on the cards.
When you think of a ball sport what do you think of? green, grass, balls, nets on the edge of the boundary, a defined out of bounds.
I'm sorry but a weird interpretation which doesn't even have a BALL. yes something so simple as a ball. Sad. It is not the main form of the game simple as.

I know /hocy/ will read this. They always do. And they may quip at me now but i hope when they shower they look at their naked bodys, into their soul and do the right thing and change the name from /hoc/ to /ihoc/ or some such.

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makes perfect sense Tbh the concept is fundamentally against catholicism

hmm

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fucking let's go to dolce after the ashes

The elite /cric/ experience

definitely feel like I'm reading the best version of the thread available

imagine being anzac lads, yikes

for me it's not filtering any flags because I don't discriminate based on the actions on one poster

for me it's not filtering any flags but america cos i don't discriminate but am also fiercely xenophobic

b+r

Luck of the Irish

I can just picture you, seething with impotent rage after you make yet another post that will go unread and unreplied to.

Congratulations lad

looking good mate

new quest tonight

I bought Bose Quietcomfort II and I'm not that happy with them. Should've gone the Sony equivalent maybe. best I've had are my old sennhesisers, comfy and sound mint.

Bit peckish but I’m out of snacks and veggies

bose are overpriced I reckon

had a good sony pair years ago but every pair I've tried on since are too small for my ears

Controversial opinion: I’m okay with my QC 35 II

for me its $2 reject store headphones

I mean they're not bad. but the bluetooth cuts occasionally, which fucks me off. they sound good, but it's not what I imagined $500 sounds like. my cabled sennhesisers sound better and they were under 200

Audio Technica M50x's but the price has gone up since I got my pair, wouldn't pay anything more than 250 for them.

I told you about bluetooth headphones being shit months ago

>Ireland at $4.25 odds
FREE money de su

Strange. I have trouble when I connect it to the laptop though.

Update the software on your QC35's if the bluetooth is cutting out? Do it with a USB cable not the app, as the app is useless for pushing updates. Having said that, the B&W bluetooth module shits all over the one bose uses, never had a dropout with their wireless cans.

M50's are really good but you can't really wear them out and about, and they use a plastic friction joint for the folding mechanism which eventually fails, and you can't buy replacement parts for the joint.

Sony MDR-7506 and AKG Y50 are the accepted 5/5 headphones in that mid-price range

I have Sennheiser Momentum True Wireless now for out and about, never been fond of wearing headphones at all out in public. I even bought Sony WH700N's cause I got a good price for them (about 220) and fully regret it, they sound fine just don't like wearing them. Trying to pawn them off to a friend as we speak.

Only gripe I have with the Momentum TW is they aren't loud enough. I switched from Xiaomi Piston 2's running off a FiiO bluetooth receiver thing which sounded way louder (and better too, which is funny because the combination only costs around $80 and btfo's every other true wireless buds).

yeah you did.
didnt even know they need updates kek

>interview tomorrow
>forget my shoes are scuffed to shit
>nowhere in Perth to buy decent shoes

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Soup on the cards

>it's going to be 38C in London today

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>Sennheiser Momentum True Wireless
Give us a review mate? I've been looking long and hard at them, as wearing cans outside is nonce tier. I'm not on the road long enough to justify a mobile headphone amp rig and dedicated buds, so would they be fine for FLAC over bluetooth 5.0?

Oh my

For me it’s Apple EarPods

Borrow a mate’s

>aren’t loud enough
nigger

>94415301

I think you fixed my headphones m8 haha cheers

The audio quality is as good as all the reviews say (still not as good as wired though). I don't listen to music in FLAC quality so can't offer any advice for you there. They do support aptX but not HD so something to consider. There are some weird quirks with the case however, if the battery in the case dies while charging the ear buds the ear buds will act as if they've been taken out of the case and run down the battery, caught me out on two weekends now so far. They've only just added an option to turn off the ear buds from the app on your phone so before you had to have the case around at all times. The touch controls are non-configurable and kind of awkward to use. I have tiny ears as well so they kind of poke out weirdly too as they're quite bulky, but they fit well and don't fall out unless I lean over completely then they could wiggle out.

DON'T PAY $550 FOR THEM. Pbtech will sell them for $350 when they're having a sale which is more realistic of a price compared to their price overseas.

pavement is for casuals

Fugazi.

sorry mate only niggers need excessively loud music

pub on the cards

Enjoy it when clearly the only lads who have any actual useful knowledge about anything on /cric/ are the kiwis

woah, show racism the down volume button m8

what about me

Bro it is lunchtime

here are our demands
we want control of our bodies
decisions
will now be ours
you carry out
your noble actions
will we carry
our noble scars
scars scars scars

nah

the weather report said it was going to rain but it didnt

Shall avoid the fish and chips shop without fail

are you QC35 cuck or
based For me it’s Apple EarPods retard?

literally just put out laundry an hour ago and no one could stop me AMA

Does Fugazi have any other tracks like Waiting Room? I don't know how you can have an intro song that fantastic and then the rest of the album just be meh

my mates are manlets doubt they're size 12

Truth missile right here.

lovely weather right on the cusp of tolerability

the latter
only incel virgins care enough to get sony sennheiser boomertoys to really hear the base in their dadrock
rate my contribution

for me, Red Medicine

Repeater is their closest album I suppose, you might like songs like Blueprint

Missing the point, it's purely so I can drain outside noise. Apple cumdrops are impossible at doing that seeing as they're not even in ear/isolating.

more of a Rites of Spring man though

I shed the blood of Saxon men

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go listen to all of Repeater, Steady Diet of Nothing and In on the Kill Taker

these are total top lad posts

not many of those in the team

reckon we need corporal punishment back in schools

New?

post your favourite 5 cricket-related (liked by someone who also likes cricket i.e. you) albums of all time lads, upvote and like if you agree:
Fugazi - Repeater
Slint - Spiderland
Foals - Antidotes
QOTSA - Queens of the Stone Age
Metallica - Ride the lightning
(hon. mentions: Radiohead - In Rainbows and Mastodon - Leviathan)

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this instead

Go barefoot. Just tell them you're abo and wanted to share your culture