/trans/

Q: Is Virgil Van Dijk the best player in the world?
A: No

I think the above answers your question.

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49097933

>To say that 2018-19 was probably one of Leeds United's less dramatic recent seasons tells you a lot about what had gone on before.

>The Whites were involved in a spying scandal, allowed an opponent to walk in an uncontested goal and blew a two-goal lead in the play-offs to miss out on a return to the Premier League... so, quiet then.

>Unsurprisingly given their habit of courting drama at every turn, the previous season featured an aborted plan for a new club crest and an end-of-season trip to Myanmar, the Yorkshire side have become the latest football club to be the subject of a behind-the-scenes TV series.

>Take Us Home: Leeds United, made by Amazon Prime Video, will focus on the club's ultimately failed attempt to return to the top flight under charismatic Argentine head coach Marcelo Bielsa.

>"Last season, with Marcelo at the helm, we made huge strides in putting Leeds United back on the map and reconnecting the club with our local community and wider fanbase," owner Andrea Radrizzani said.

>The six-part series, which will be available from August, is narrated by Oscar-winning actor and Leeds fan Russell Crowe.

#1 comedy programme on Amazon imminent, lads

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For me it’s a Solero. Although I wouldn’t call Magnum Solero or Feast an ice lolly

Tory voting this

on merseyside, we call ice lollies "lolly ice"

>Celtics only important match of the year

Hope they lose

>File No Longer Exists bug
Great.

>Russell Crowe chooses the most hated club in England to support
An absolute try hard

in love with /trans/ lads

Gimmicks I don't like this /trans/
>Being retarded about veganism
>Pretending to be left wing
>Lol 38 degrees is fine, pasty/pussy, just a bit of sun etc
>Scatalan
>Fitizen
>Love effort /trans/ threads

maybe it's a viduka/kewell thing

>>Pretending to be left wing
>>Lol 38 degrees is fine, pasty/pussy, just a bit of sun etc
both of these are me, but i'm neither pretending nor trolling on either of them
the sun is nice, tories are shit

Seething?

Nice Freudian slip

>Crowe's paternal grandfather, John Doubleday Crowe, was from Wrexham, Wales

He should support Wrexham, the plastic twat

>both of these are me
>but i'm neither pretending nor trolling on either of them
So you aren’t actually either of them. Cool story

Wrexham are the Leeds of non-league

For me?
It's a yes.

>Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy is ready to push Toby Alderweireld's price up to £40m if the 30-year-old Belgian's £25m release clause is allowed to expire on Friday. (Telegraph)
Is he not out of contract next summer?

Taxation is theft

>Mamadou Sakho sues World Anti-Doping Agency for £13m over 'drug test blunder' that saw him miss Liverpool's Europa League final
i feel like happened about eight years ago

Don't know how people eat Fab, taste like dogshit

>took a shower
>still too hot
wtf

That'll be 75 million euros, please

You already got one of our players, 50 mill max.

I hope BoJo declares war on the sun. I didn't vote for this weather. No deal Sunxit.

True, it's just what the press says the president is asking. The fact they got Camacho and apparently Bruno having some clause on his contract that doubles his salary, Sporting can't be too picky (also his agent is not Mendes)

>magnum
>Ice lolly

Pick one

For me you’re brain dead

Haha really started to wish I was never born haha

imagine if the queen just executed boris and then declared the country a republic and she was giving us back our palaces and lands and jewels and we could all have a go on pippa middleton if we fancied

u got job m8?

Death to all Republicucks tbqh

Still don't understand the point of the royal family, it makes us look like a bunch of insects

Englad should be a fascist state with me and the lads running things in the name of the House of Hohenzollern.

Because world leaders get giddy when we send the Queen or a prince over.

>PSG bought Gay for £28m
Good deal for Everton desu. Shite player

Still don't understand the lefties who want President Bojo either.

i don't think he's shite but he's not cl-quality

Do you think anyone in the Royal Family has an IQ over 100?

Prince Charles has a 900 iq.

imagine eating an ice lolly as an adult. grow up and have sex.

bore - and i mean this in the sincerest possible way - off

Has this been the most boring summer transfer window ever?

>>Paris St-Germain have moved ahead of Juventus in the race for Tottenham defender Danny Rose and are confident of completing a £20m deal for the 29-year-old England international. (Sun)
I thought this keksucker was homesick or something and wanted to move north

The fact the Royal Family saves the UK tax payer £4 per year each due to the tourism money it makes. Retards like you think that if they suddenly left, you'd get all the money. Despite them employing fuck loads of people.

it's been slow for a while now
i massively enjoyed the de ligt saga while it lasted

miserable cunt

>The fact the Royal Family saves the UK tax payer £4 per year each due to the tourism money it makes
howling if you actually think this
>Retards like you think that if they suddenly left, you'd get all the money
explain how this isn't correct

You damn well know that tourist argument makes no sense

Ye but it's shit

remember when we were good at cricket for like a week

Special cases don't get >we don't own the royal estate, which makes much more money than what the royals take, if we went full retard they would retain all ownership and a significant amount more money too.

Who the fuck visits Bongland because of the Royal family?

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but what royalists don't understand is that the royal state is only theirs because they say so
it isn't. it's ours. give it back

if by 'we' you mean 'the government then yes we would get the money

Delusional Yankoids and Chinkies.

>"Excuse me Mr. Mueller, do you have any knowledge on the Maguire to United situation"

It's pretty hilarious how bad we are.

shall be skiving tomorrow and using this article as an excuse

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56 percenters.

Er yes they do own it, it is their property, I hope you believe in private ownership.

>it is their property
because they stole it from some peasants centuries ago? i think fucking not

You don't have the deeds sweety.

Little game for you lads, which one of these is Portuguese and which one is Irish?

By your logic, your house isn't yours because somebody stole the lands from the native inhabitants centuries ago.

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we'll grab them after we affix liz's head to a spike outside the palace

All land is stolen from someone

fairly fucking obvious by the kits, lad

>By your logic, your house isn't yours because somebody stole the lands from the native inhabitants centuries ago.
i don't own a house, but if i did, it would be because i had bought the thing

Unironically have sex.

wrong. God gifted the lands of the United States to all future Americans

you realize that the royal estates have tax privileges
also the tourism argument is retarded

>i don't own a house
I'm shocked a republican commie doesnt own his own property

IT'S JUST NICE TO HAVE A QUEEN FFS I DONT LIKE CHANGE

you won't have a queen in a few years anyway

stay hydrated lads
or don't, i'm not really arsed

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I mist myself every half hour

>implying the queen isn't immortal

Why do the royals need £100m a year personal expenditure? Like all their land is maintained for free and all their travel is paid for via political leaders financing it

drinking some H2O right now. feels great!

i reckon she's been dead for years

hats

because they were born into a better family than you or i

Honest thoughts on the royal family?
Heard you pay a lot of taxes so these people can live in their decadent lifestyle in their mansions. They'd probably spit on any decent english lad if they ever meet one.
Sure hope it works out financially due to increased tourismn and boulevard paper sales.

Charles is ready and he won the public over with his weather shenanigans

>tourism argument is retarded
No, it isn't. People have worked out the Royal Family brings in £500m in tourism every year. Tough shit. That's ignoring their brands which make millions, the land they grow stuff on, the people they hire and the trade deals they make by doing trips.

>all their land is maintained for free
No, it isn't. It's maintained with people they pay. Again, the Royal Family gains £500m alone in tourism, look it up. That means after the £100m they 'cost' they save us around £4 per year in tax. Ignoring the fact many nations like the Royal Family and places like the Arab states prefer it.

Lo Celso confirmed for Friday

see

Anti-Royalists are ALWAYS low social class scum who are jealous and get angry and confused when you present facts. Case in point, replies to this post.

>the Royal Family brings in £500m in tourism every year
you may be mentally handicapped if you actually believe this bollocks

>People have worked out the Royal Family brings in £500m in tourism every year
how exactly? would people stop visiting if you didn't have a monarchy?

She's clinging on to defeat the Sun King

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>fuck the monarchy, Im not paying taxes (I dont anyway) for them to sit on their arse in their free house la
>based jezza vote labour I want my free house

that's quite a while desu, i think she might be struggling

she can last 5 more years

1. fuck corbyn too
2. supporting people living in poverty is not the same as me paying for her shiny fucking hat

Care to explain why it’s retarded instead of just making a statement with no evidence

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7914479/Monarchy-attracts-500-million-a-year-from-overseas-tourists.html

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7914479/Monarchy-attracts-500-million-a-year-from-overseas-tourists.html

And seeing as UK isn't even in Top 5 most visited EU countries, probably not.

Some of the stuff that counts towards the royal family making us money is like parks and shit that have nothing remotely to do with the royal family? I'm pretty sure they don't maintain them and that they don't actually influence tourists coming to them

Based

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>Of the 30 million overseas visitors who came to Britain last year 5.8 million visited a castle, 5 million a historic house and 6.4 million a religious monument such as a cathedral.
that isn't "the monarchy", that's some old pretty buildings. no one is suggesting we should tear down buckingham palace, just that we return it to the country

I don't want a free house but youre agreement doesn't make sense since you're condoning giving the royal family hundreds which cost the same as a million council homes

Except her existence SAVES you money, retard.

I'm not quite sure what part of the article confuses you. It says how much they make. That's IGNORING their other businesses. Christ sake. When facts get in the way of feelings, you just break down mentally.

sell the crown jewels and give everyone a free greggs pasty

I imagine visitor numbers would actually greatly increase if places like Buckingham Palace were made open, and people could walk around inside them and such

>Except her existence SAVES you money, retard.
except no it doesn't and you pandering the same argument which has already been thoroughly shagged doesn't make it so

QAHHHH IT'S TOO HOT IM DYING

>places like the Arab states prefer it.
Do they not keep their people in line via torture and killing their families

What would happen to the Commonwealth if we got rid of the royals?

not much probably

Ah yes, wonder how many billions the french monarchy can claim a year with everyone visiting Versaille, the Louvre and what have you

>give a million families free homes instead of the royalty
lmao no

Actually the question is:
Is Virgil Van Dijk the best player of the CL winner team?

Hopefully I'll come back in an hour and the thread will be less shite

vvd or salah or alisson
i think vvd is the obviously choice though

The articles you posted just labels any Sorviegn tourism = the Queen brought them here. That's not what my argument is though, the land is maintained for free (the royal family handed this over to the government) so why do they need £100m or 25%, why would anyone need £100m a year for living expenses?

Trans has been terrible this year really, it's become a parody of itself at this point

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>head bojo
Probably disband tbqh

everyone's just mardy because they're too hot
have a drink, go for poo, cool off and you'll feel much better

technically the queen rules over all those countries separately
if the uk decides to kick her out she's still the queen of canada, australia, etc.

Anti-monarchy is for lower class grugs with small brains that lash out and get angry at things they dont understand

I disagree. I met my future wife on /trans/.

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Joined Racing Santander, Yoda has

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You realize support for a royal family is mostly lower class benefit Seekers who luv england

The absolute state of /trans/ lads.

who?

haha, good one

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>thicko tory argument gets btfo
>"god trans is so shit these days"
off you pop then

Lads. Is SMS lazy or does he try hard for his team?

Yeah, but I wouldn't be surprised if Alisson win it. Salah, Mané and VVD choked their mickey mouse cups, while Alisson did absolutely nothing but still won.

>Watford sign Tom Dele-Bashiru on a six-year deal

official announcement

>scouser still looking to argue about politics
based jezza eh la?

Imagine a world in which we are discussing which of three players who are miles away from being the best players in the world are the favourites to win the baloon door.

Absolutely disgusting

confusing wikipedia bio on this lad
anyone know if he's any good?

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other than messi, who is realistically in the conversation?

What is everyone listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=1y7NGqfZteg

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youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0
love love love a summertime scorcher in this weather

Messi and Ronaldo. I don’t want to sound boring but they are both miles ahead of anyone else. Messi is obviously more talented but Ronaldo is still way more effective than any other forward player bar possibly Messi

i can't claimed to have watched much ronaldo this season, but his statistics haven't been any better than salah's

tune

Imagine being a fan of this sport and thinking that Messi wasn't the best in the world (again) in 2018/2019

>Everton defender Yerry Mina has been charged with misconduct in relation to a breach of the Football Association’s betting regulations

probably didn't help that under allegri juventus played like burnley

tis a bit of a puzzling one

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what did he win?
it was a conmebol year wasn't it?

i'm amazed that players still get done for this, do they not know the rules or do they assume they won't get caught?

He scored a hell of a lot more goals in crucial moments though. Salah had a great season but a lot of his goals weren’t “winning” goals. Nor where any of his performances match winning. You could point at 3/4 examples of Ronaldo doing that over the course of last season.

What he won is irrelevant. You could put him in Huddersfield le team and he would still be the best player.

he probably made more money than the fine he has to pay

>he has been the best this year (2018-19)
>What he won is irrelevant

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i don't have the pic to hand, but i'll try to remember to find it when i'm home, but i saw something form last season that salah had like twice as many decisive goals in the prem last season than the nearest chaser, who was like aguero or someone
but yeah, didn't watch any juve so maybe ronaldo was still class and they just weren't a very attacking team

Can you describe to me what you think the ballon d’or is awarded for?

>the Ballon d'Or award honours the male player deemed to have performed the best over the previous year

people who use the 'yeah but what has he won' argument for players that compete in a team game are sub 60 iq

He won La Liga as usual. It wasn't a great year in titles but after watching Barça play with and without him I don't think Barça could win against even Lyon. Messi solo carried them to a semi-final in which he scored two goals while his teammates did fuck all. Also, Valverde is a dumbfuck and played barça B + Messi in Copa Del Rey. Even without titles he has top stats in all offensive categories in all competitions.

but the ballon dor is awarded for just that
not for the best player
modric won it last year for fucks sake

Exactly. Not the player who performed best out of the team who won the CL/world cup

Messi is the best I agree.
I remember all those goal(s) and assist(s) in the champions league knock out stages, especially in the away matches

get out of work and it's fucking cloudy
i'm borderline too cold in just a tshirt

even Copa América? Reckon he was shite against Congolombia

He deserved it.

if the balon dor was for the best player in the world then ronaldo would have zero of them

Hahahhhaha

Name a player who is better at football than him right now.

Whatever your opinion on Ronaldo 2008 Ronaldo was the best player in the world

who /wiganwiggle/ here?

right now?
if only there was one who has been neck and neck with him but won an international title recently..

dont worry. Messi will be back being the GOAT once he knocks 5 past Majorca FC

dog on the train is basically passed out from the heat
poor lad

Yeah, he was pretty bad playing for NT. The only games he played well were the last 2, hit the post two times and got VAR'd against Brazil and did key passes against Chile before the red. Pretty underwhelming but I wouldn't throw everything else in the trash due to one bad cup playing for a shit side.

I would be ok with Ronaldo winning it. I said earlier Messi and Ronaldo are still head and shoulders above everyone else. Nobody even has an argument against this that is valid. They just go lol they didn’t win the CL. If winning the CL makes you the bacon d’or winner let’s give it to Hendo. He was the captain after all

AL HABSI IN NET

Id argue Alisson tbqh

>taking a train in this heat.

Just get an Uber exec

someone save me from the heat death of the universe

Goalkeepers don’t count. They’re not playing the same game.

im not even that hot desu

Just get one anyway

can a brazilian explain this mad shit to me please

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>Harrogate Town

My home town club

my adopted home town club

Lads. When is the Neymar deal going to go through?

Just when we manage to offload Ads Lallana

Neymar likes to win league titles. He won’t go to Liverpool

thoughts on aston villa transfers? Looks like they ve over paid on every player according to transfermarkt but perhaps thats a good thing

oooh nice one

What is everyone's thoughts on British Government signing Boris Johnson as head coach?

reckon we're heading for relegation, administration and liquidation

Look forward to seeing how he does in Europe

Big name brought up without any kind of proven talent, will be gone by xmas

Messi isnt even the favourite

Would hard brexiters be willing to do hard brexit even if it meant losing northern ireland?

Yes, hard and fast

Honestly I dont care anymore. There's a dozen things that need fixing that have nothing to do with Brexit and this is just an excuse to do nothing about them

of course they would

I know. Which is frankly ridiculous. If they want to change the meaning of the award to who is the most successful player this season then by all means. But don’t bullshit us by telling us that Modric was the worlds greatest footballer last year or that Van Dijk is this year. We’re not idiots

Great posts

Sacked before the January transfer window

depends how you quantify greatness innit

Let it play out.

It'll be proof once and for all in front of the entire country that tax cuts for the rich and muh trickle down economics are bullshit. It'll also prove that Brexit can't be a "success" and maybe experts do know what they're talking about.

Let the right destroy itself over Brexit + BoJo, pick up the pieces afterwards

reckon the lad will do his bit and fuck off like his predecessors, it's a player's problem rather than a head coach one

>buy LB backup for Robbo
>Either buy RB or give Hoever more chances as a backup for Trent since Clyne just got injured for 6 months
>Don't buy midfielder. Having Ox back is good and Wilson should also get a chance.
>Buy striker, can't rely on our front 3 not injuring and even though I love him and thank him, Origi is simply not good enough alone. Also give Brewster and Woodburn chances.

>Make Lovren fuck off.
>Make Lallana fuck off.
>Mignolet is allowed to fuck off if he wanted, but I would keep him.

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and then the labour fag calling everyone tories has to pipe up with precisely 0 banter

Just what this club needed going into Europe.

>still believing in outdated right/left us versus them fallacies

cmom lad, you are better than this

Is NI going independent?
Because it isn't going to Souf lmao

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>Is NI going independent?
>Because it isn't going to Souf lmao
More chance of it going to the south than independent

Based user taking the Hoeverpill, remember Liverpool don't need a defensive fullback (Clyne/Gomez) so they don't count as cover.

ood friday agreement is the only thing stopping hard brexit

Wales and England voted leave though.

Then neither are happening haha

JUST FUCKING TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL FUCK

alright laddie, let's talk footie. How many points you reckon Liverpool will place second in the EPL this season with?

Which has the better football teams, N.I or ROI?

...

post something about football then
we all have twitter, there's plenty of bollocks rumours out there

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Liverpool don't play in an EPL

in case you were wondering why she has that look...

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Who was Prime Minister the last time they won the league:
Man City, Chelsea - May
Leicester, Man Utd - Cameron
Arsenal - Blair
Blackburn, Leeds - Major
Liverpool, Everton, Villa - Thatcher
N. Forest - Callaghan
Derby - Wilson
Tottenham, Ipswich - Harold Macmillan

>liverpool & everton - thatcher
lel

>Liverpool
>Thatcher

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>Newcastle - Stanley Baldwin

what about premier leagues?

Remove Leeds and stop reading after Major

Reminder that Liverpool Football Club has won the top division of English league football a total of 18 times. Just 2 less than the most winning team ever, Manchester United with 20. Considering that these two teams are so far ahead of anyone else in league titles, they are both also in the top 5 winning teams of the domestic cup competition (the centennial Football Association Challenge Cup), the only other trophies left to decide wether one team is bigger than the other, would be the titles won at an international level, which arguibly, are more prestigious than the domestic ones. Let's see:

European Cup (most prestigious international trophy at club level)
>Liverpool Football Club has won it the amount of six (6) times.
>Manchester United Football Club has won it the amount of three (3) times.
So Liverpool has won the most prestigious trophy at european level twice the times Manchester United has. But what about the other european trophy? The mighty Europa League?
>Liverpool Football Club has won it the amount of three (3) times.
>Manchester United Football Club has won it the amount of one (1) times.

If Liverpool Football Club has won 9 relevant european trophies compared to Manchester United's 4, we can safely say, that Liverpool Football Club is indeed, the biggest club in Great Britain.

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Being great at playing football. I thought we established this.

How much does 1 Leroy Sane cost?

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>Liverpool
>thatcher

>biggest club
>0 league titles.

Hmm

now do club world cups

The Liverpoo shit bores me to tears tbqh. Wonder if there's actual fans of them here or it's just endless shitposting

There's some actual fans but they just get buried by the ironic shitposting

I am an actual fan but I also like to shitpost.

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Can you explain why Liverpool fans are so angry all the time?

>bandwagoning an english club when you literally have the choice
yikes

why would someone from blue nigeria bandwagon liverpool

Yea Forums X really makes everything better

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Nigerians are very angry in their soul

Got a muzzie in charge of our money

Muzzie as home secretary aswell

>previously forced out of office for having secret meetings with israli government
/pol/ must be going into overdrie

Patel a cute.

It literally doesn’t matter who is the minister for x,y,z they have entire teams who do the work for them and policy is directed by cabinet anyway

she's pajeet

Lads. We’re all humans at the end of the day. We may have differences in opinion but the colour of our skin shouldn’t really be something we identify someone with

oh oh looks like a libcuck is t-t-t-t-TRIGGERED! lmao praise kek

big if true

What did he mean by this?

>We may have differences in opinion but the colour of our skin shouldn’t really be something we identify someone with
True. Let me repharase it
>posh twat in charge of money
>posh jew loving twat as home Secretary

>My new boss has secret meetings with Israel government officials and is anti-gay

Fug

race isnt real. whats real is the FEELING of race. so if youre white and feel like youre black. youre definitely negro. same rules apply to gender. ie. no rules. you are what you feel like you are.

You have stumbled across the concept of performativism my man

What job is it you have?

Agreed niggers are the scum of earth

I work related to immigration in the Home Office

The article doesn’t even for one sentence question Mayorga’s motives. It just says football is corrupt so Ronaldo must be.

*applause* exemplary journalism

and this comes from a guy that shits in the street and favourite sport is rape

Agreed candacucks are worse than nigger

Enjoy being left behind by society. Enjoy your brown transgender grandchildren

>bringing this shit into another thread

Can't wait for another circlejerk about ethics in video game journa... sports journalism

Boris will save the UK and bomb Liverpool

Boris is a fucking cuck, based Peter Reid confronted him and Boris shit his pants and started apologising

So which striker are Chelsea getting this summer?

>Transgender
Not in India sweaty ;)

>literally passed trans rights law this week

will sane stay at city? too good for bayern

You’re the sweaty one

>implying people who fight over cows will let trans people live anywhere near their children

Honestly where are the fucking signings?

most of us are sweaty ITT tbf

>not being a Villa fan
>not having at least 1 new signing a week

Literally won the transfer cup lad

Do people care about football anymore? I've kinda gone off it the last few months. I think i'm getting on.

Not even top 10

>Jurgen Klopp says Liverpool remain in the market for new players, but admits the club are unable to spend "crazy money".
>oh shit, our bias is under attack, quick, how do we protect Klopp?
>Manchester City and Tottenham have both broken their transfer records during the close season, but Klopp says he is not worried about Liverpool's lack of spending and insists he is happy to find solutions from within his existing squad.
>Ah, there we go, mention that two other clubs broke club records which are still short of the world records Liverpool has

You passed trans rights laws recently and just to the north of your nation is Nepal, a nation with a legal 3rd gender.

when I was in the UK I had a milk pop. I think that’s what it’s called. They were fantastic. I think you could get them in Plain, Chocolate, and Strawberry. But I only ate the vanilla plain ones.

Never gets old. And I mean that without sarcasm.

>Klopp is OK with looking for stuff in his squad
>so conveniently have £500m spent by him and £100m spent by Brendan the same year he left for a total of £600m
>even if you play netspend meme, still around £200m
I hope City buy some more quality players.

Mini Milk

Ultimate childhood ice cream product

For me it absolutely HAS to be a Twister

>the awesome foursome

>Idrissa Gueye: Paris Saint-Germain agree £28m fee with Everton for midfielder
Who we gonna spend the money on lads?

Feast for me.

Liverpool probably will buy someone, not sure how much Klopp knows but he said he was happy with Ward just before buying Alisson and selling Ward.

Top childhood ice cream, plain but solid. bit stranger to still be having them as an adult though

1 mangler
only £24m get him while hes still cheap

Alexis, Ozil, Neymar, Bale, Icardi, Higuain, Coutinho

All players being forced out by their clubs with no one wanting to buy them. Anyone else I missed out? Surely the only way around this is to sort out some kind of swap deals, since most of these players are on long term deals

haha

Coutinho swap for Ozil.

>Liverpool's Nathaniel Clyne ruled out for six months after suffering cruciate ligament injury on tour
>le injured for four consecutive years man

Salah - Firmino - Mane
Origi - Brewster - Wilson
Plus Ox and Shaqiri can fit into the front 3

Why do Liverpool need signings again? (apart from Full back)

>Origi on the wing
lol
>le young lads who have never played in the prem
xd
Plus need an attacking mid.

Would be a shame if there was a player twice the level of him able to step in.

Always rated Hoever.

Is that second row meant to be good

Need Al Habsi in nets

alcaraz defence

>Newcastle's record signing Joelinton says he wants to repay the faith and trust shown in him after receiving the club's storied No 9 shirt.

>

Reports suggest, Steve Bruce is interested in bringing Andy Carroll back to Newcastle.

Full list:
May: Man City, Chelsea
Cameron: Leicester, Man Utd
Brown: -
Blair: Arsenal
Major: Blackburn, Leeds
Thatcher: Liverpool, Everton, Villa
Callaghan: Forest
Wilson: Derby
Heath: -
Douglas-Home: -
MacMillan: Ipswich, Spurs, Burnley, Wolves
Eden: -
Churchill (2nd term): -
Attlee: Portsmouth
Churchill (1st term): -
Chamberlin: -
Baldwin (3rd term): Sunderland
MacDonald (2nd term): Sheff Wed
Baldwin (2nd term): Huddersfield, Newcastle
MacDonald (1st term): -
Baldwin (1st term): -
Law: -
Lloyd George: West Brom
Asquith: -
Campbell-Bannerman: -
Balfour: -
Gascoyne-Cecil (3rd term): Sheff Utd
Primrose: -
Gladstone (4th term): -
Gascoyne-Cecil (2nd term): Preston

What the fuck is this disaster?

Jordi Gomez for FKs
Are you telling me that Liverpool have 0 title wins since Thatcher? That cannot be. Their fans are always telling me how great they are.

why didn't shaqiri sign for a team he would have actually got game time with like wet spam or poocastle or something

you have to believe in yourself to take the chance if you get the opportunity to go to a big club
probably earns more as well

R8

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you would have thought after bayern and inter he would have had a reality check

Don't let me slip
Don't let me slip

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*wins number 7*

Wow. I actually thought Liverpool had squad depth. This is worse than I thought it would look tbqh

SHAUN MALONEY MIDFIELD

What difference does it make? He starts for the NT anyway and now he can say he's the only Swiss player with 2 CLs

Yeah. That's why we desperately need signings, but most retards on twitter will be saying "we just won da european cup we need no one else xD". Our starting XI is great but our subs are too shit, specially the back four. At the very least we need a LB and a new striker

an injury away from 5th place/10

who will be the next player to get injured in a pre-season game?

Reckon it'll be a Spurs player

They... They fucking wasted 126 million euros in a teenager who only had a good half a season with Benfica and he got injured in 20 minutes. And they swear they'll get James Rodríguez (almost impossible now with Fraudcencio dead) How fucking pathetic can a club be? Well, considering Simeone is an actual cuck it's not suprising.

Their Mexican team also looked like shit lmao

I would say if Liverpool want to win the league they need the following.

Sub attacking fullback. Eg Max Aarons/Sessegnon ~£40m

Creative midfielder. Eg QT ~£85m or James ~£45m

Sub Wide player (to provide competition for Salah/Mane) eg Pepe £70m

This would bring them closer to city’s level of depth

>Simeone is a cuck

Is he?

I think all of their transfers have been bretty good, except for Joao Felix. All the others have been good and with good prices

youtube.com/watch?v=L5P5-x7aKdc&t=3341
>this is what Liverpool fans get up to all day

>No Brunch

What the hell is going on?

yeah caminero fucked his wife

all liverpool fans are dossers who sit on their arse waiting for their free house, car and spends

>brunch?

Is this some potato on a stick that you freeze?

I read the news today oh boy

They need Quique back, now that was a manager.

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No they just fuck their sister all day so they get child benefits. Liverpool is literally a drain on the British economy and bombing the city would be economically sound.

I'm getting really fucking sick of this Huawei song. It isn't even a song. It's just somebody talking fast. It's like rap, but without any rhythm or rhyme. I'm also mad at the music they use for the British Gas(?) electric metre thing, where there is a horrible 'laughter' put over laughing people. There are so many bad adverts it's doing my nut. The Morrisons(?) one about supporting LGBT+ just makes me not want to buy from them because there's way more pressing issues that need help. Grim.

Is he even injured? I've seen no update and he walked off. Could just be a bruise.

there's like hundreds of channels lads, i don't know why you'd be sitting there watching one of the ones with an advert break

Just googled this. Looks absolutely disgusting. Is this what they feed children in Ireland? No wonder they’re so fucked.

>There literally exists, in the current year, uncultured savages on the British Isles that haven't experienced the majesty of a Brunch

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Because the bastards often sync now so adverts hit similar times.

Oh yeah, we have ones like that. Nobbly Bobbly.

for me, it's

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Looks like my fingers when I pull them out your mum

>Jurgen Klopp has dismissed any talk of Liverpool making a move for Gareth Bale this summer and says they need a team rather than individuals.

>Talking ahead of their pre-season match against Sporting Lisbon - which you can follow live on the Sky Sports website and app - Klopp said: "Bale is a Real Madrid player and if he leaves it will be outstandingly expensive and big wages.

>"He is an outstanding player, I like him a lot but it is not about him. You have to create a team. A team is not a collection of the best individual players, they have to work together.

>"Liverpool is a long-term project. The team is really good. Will there be difficult situations? Probably. There would be if we bring in a new player, or two or three. I didn't say we won't do anything, it is going to be a big window for sure but people don't think about the people who are already in."

This looks good. Can I get one in the paki shop?

Your new Sports Minister

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Is that a man?

What Klopp means is: Bale doesn’t want to come to Liverpool because they’re a small club

>the absolute state of her face.

Is she Irish?

hope she finally has the balls to allow safe standing
gas the scouse moaners

Get ready motherfuckers

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>Liverpool fans scared of standing
>still blame the police for hillsborough

How can you simultaneously blame the police and be afraid of your own fans?

>Digital, Culture, Media and Sport
Those are all different things.

pepe deal is absolutely bollocks. smoke blown by his agent

She's the entertainment Minister. She covers porn, museums, films and fotie

The kind of low class reply I'd expect from someone who has to make do with this inferior imitation that looks like a poo-pop.

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SUPER KONY UP FRONT

Scouse want safe standing too, everyone wants it, right now there is unsafe standing.

By winning

Aren't fans standing throughout the whole match anyway?

pretty much

curry for me
peshwari naan and rice

Yeah, which is why we need safe standing.

now that it's nearly august, i'm bringing this belter back

I thought it was the COMUNICADO OFICIAL one

Im sure most of the scouse do, its the Illsbreh Families who keep shitting themselves over it

So you think Ribery should have won it when Bayern won CL? (Just checking to see if you are a complete retard)

proofs?

Lads. Just had a cheeky Nando’s for dinner. About to tuck into a Gu pudding. Got the AC on. Love island is on

Life is fucking good

>Gu
>AC
alri literal zillionaire

No mate, last I heard she was reported to be in talks with Chad for a possible loan deal

the curry was a success
maybe a mite too much garam masala

How's the Barratt home going along, pal?

Never too much garam masala mate.

Based

And I’m gonna eat the second Gu

Actually I live in my parent’s flat in Waterloo

Member having twisters over there, it was alright. U lads need some of the GOAT icecream

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Utterly based

>my parent’s flat in Waterloo
christ alive, lend us a tenner lad

>he doesn't own his own home
grow up lad

What’s your address I’ll mail you a crispy fifty
My house is being renovated at the moment.

PM: Johnson
Chancellor: Javid
FCO: Raab
Home: Patel
Duchy: Gove
Defence: Wallace
Dexeu: Barclay
DIT: Truss
Health: Hancock
Education: Williamson
Biz: Leadsom
Housing: Jenrick
DWP: Rudd
Defra: Villiers
DCMS: Morgan
Chief Whip: Spencer

good lord

Can't see them getting Top 7 to be honest

>Duchy: Gove
Top laugh really, given a shitty nothing job

Do Americans really give a shit about the royal family to have a noticeable impact on the English tourism economy or are you just wanting to make things up about Americans on Yea Forums
No one has mentioned the royal family in America since Kelly Kapoor did on The Office

mogg's about to get a cabinet position

Is specific and regional south Asian cuisine like Peshwari food available as much as basic broad ethnic restaurants with “Indian Food” or “pakistani food” in the UK ? Or would
You have to go to an urban area with lots of immigrants for such specifications

You can get that shit in most US cities. What the fuck is wrong with ameriburgers?

>Truss
YIKES

Will be kino. Playoff semi-final 2nd leg against Derby is one of the most spectacular chokes I've ever seen desu. Might not even watch the first 5 episodes.

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peshwari naan is just standard indian food, you can get it at any takeaway or supermarket

most indian takeaways serve lots of curries from all over, not from a specific region. most indian takeaways are actually owned by bangladeshis in fact

He doesn't want a cabinet position.

>scheduled official Liverpool documentary plus addition personal documentaries for individual players
kino.

gu is overrated

i agree
if it were a third of the price no one would give a fuck about it. a bit like joao felix really

>40 degrees

Fuck this. This shouldn't be happening in germany. This is not normal...

Maybe. But still nice regardless

Jacob Rees-Mogged

>rich boys on my esspee

Tbf being rich is great

I thought it was hot as an oven over there.

No you can’t, why are you talking as if you know US cities this well? I’ve been trying to find specific kinds of Pakistani food for a while and haven’t found what I’m looking for. Particularly Sindhi cuisine.
Yeah I’ve noticed most indian stores that serve meat and other halal type stuff are run by Bdeshis. Not sure if Bangladeshi food is what people want though

What city do you live in?

I always have a curry when I go on holiday anywhere. “Indian” restaurants typically actually serve Pakistani/Bangladeshi food.

Have had the food you are looking for in the following US cities without having to really even try finding it
NY
Boston
Philly
Chicago
Seattle
LA
San Fran
San Diego

I totally get that places like SFO or La or Jew York would have regional paki cuisines but I’m talking about smaller American cities that aren’t in the top 15 nationally by populations
I’m in Idaho so people who here can’t really tell the difference between Arabs or Indians.
I was wondering if South Asian cuisine has permeated into British culture enough that you can find super specific Indo-Pak cuisines in small towns in Britain with low Asian populations

What percentage of the posts in /trans/ do you think relate to football transfers?

This isnt /pol/ and yet this is technically /trans/

Either way fuck off

*saves you from topping yourself due to the shitty hot weather*

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>new season starts in just over two weeks

Shame we’ll all be dead by then

who the fuck is voting community shield lmao
we shouldn't even be playing in it

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>we shouldn't even be playing in it
why not

because we didn't win the league and we didn't win the cup
it's a completely pointless fixture

Based third worlders complaining about the fag flag

Would be nice to beat city though.

So Man City should just play themselves?

just scrap it, it's a silly soulless game anyway

Rowantrees’ Fruit Pastille or a Mars Bar Icecream?

Decent fookin footy on tonig-
>1:05
FUCK PLAYING IN AMERICA

Charities are a scam anyway. I once gave £5 to a homeless person and they didnt suck me off

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>muh net spend

Yes you can literally find Indian restaurants in every town.

My town Royal Leamington Spa for example has a population of 55k and we have around 15 restaurants like you are describing.

Have the DWP docked liverpools benefits payments or something?

That looks disgusting

>It's not our year
wtf klopp

Honestly like the fruit pastile one more even though it starts dripping over my hand early. The mars bar ones are really hit or miss for some reason

Lol good luck with that

>Royal Leamington Spa
do people actually call it that lol?

>Conceding the title before the season has even begun.

Only twats do. Most people just say Leam or Leamington

Most of us just call it Leam

>The mighty Liverpool FC will go another 30 years without a league title.

Imagine being in the year 2049 and still have 0 Premier League titles. Also 0 super league titles because not invited due to lack of PL wins

is esther mcvey the least scouse scouser in the world?

Jamie Redknapp

Craig Charles is the least scouse scouser because he’s actually likeable

What? He’s not even scouse

No scouser is likeable

Did anyone ever think that maybe there is too much money in football and that people don't need £100k+ p/w to live?

He's part of the Liverpool media bias and therefore a non scouse scouser

shhhhhh

Man city should be given the community shield for winning both

They shud pay nurses footballers wgaes

Ah that makes sense, south Asian cuisine has really permeated into British towns.
We don’t even have much regionality with Mexican food outside of cities despite how pervasive beaners and Mexican food are here. It’s always basic bitch Mexican restaurants outside of cities with 250K

Ban the oil monkeys

I feel like the UK is a lot more diverse when it comes to food than US.

You can find a bit of everything in most towns.

Most Amerisharts are like literal children when it comes to food. Aren’t really willing to try out new flavors and textures

Yeah, if the the players were paid less poor hardworking owners like Mike Ashley could earn a fair wage.

>Paris St-Germain have agreed a £28m deal to sign Senegal international Idrissa Gueye, 29, from Everton. (Mail)

The Toffees will hold further talks with Crystal Palace this week to sign Ivory Coast international winger Wilfried Zaha, 26, for £80m. (Sky Sports)

>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has ruled out re-signing Barcelona's Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 27, who left Anfield for £142m in 2018. (ESPN)

Manchester United have asked to be kept informed about the future of Tottenham midfielder Christian Eriksen, 27. The Denmark international has a year remaining on his contract and could leave for £70m. (Mail)

>United have identified Lille's Ivory Coast international forward Nicolas Pepe, 24, who is valued at £70m, as a replacement should Belgian striker Romelu Lukaku join Inter Milan. (Times)

Lazio's Serbia international midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic, 24, has told his team-mates he will leave the club this summer amid reports of a move to Manchester United. (Il Tempo via Express)

>Wolfsburg and RB Leipzig are interested in signing Arsenal's 18-year-old English winger Emile Smith Rowe on loan. (Independent)

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Chelsea and West Ham are eyeing a deal to sign Portsmouth's 18-year-old winger Leon Maloney who scored 26 goals for Pompey's academy side last season. (Sun)

>Newly promoted Premier League side Sheffield United are considering a move for former England international goalkeeper Joe Hart, 32, from Burnley. (Mail)

Crystal Palace and Aston Villa are interested in signing Republic of Ireland's U19 international striker Jonathan Afolabi who left Southampton at the end of the season. (Football.London)

>Villa are in talks to sign 26-year-old Italian goalkeeper Mattia Perin from Juventus after his £13m move to Benfica fell through because of a failed medical. (Football Italia)

Huddersfield are looking at signing Chelsea's 20-year-old England youth international midfielder Trevoh Chalobah on a permanent deal. (Goal)

>Barcelona have made an improved £24m offer for Real Betis' Spain U21 international defender Junior Firpo. (Sport - in Spanish)

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>Tottenham Hotspur have made contact with Juventus over a dramatic swoop for striker Paulo Dybala to form a formidable strike partnership with Harry Kane next season.

>Sheff Utd want Hart
Suicidal

Eriksen to United feels like it would just turn out like Mata to United did

Who needs curry when you have burger.

>Republic of Ireland's U19 international striker Jonathan Afolabi

Bootiful Irish name

Would think they'd try and get Henderson back

I feel for you lot not being able to order a tikka mossala pizza, it's the future.

Probably, Mata in his good days was a much better player than Eriksen has ever been

>Eriksen to United
Literally no reason for this

Why would I want that when we have this delicacy?

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I actually used to be able to get chicken tikka pizzas when I lived in The Silicon Valley with a huge huge Indian population.
Tandoori pizzas after finishing a 30 rack of beers with my friend was peak gluttony, it was great. Indian food is GOAT when you’re about to black out and need calories + spice to bring you back to life

You are actually deluded.

Both fine choices, that looks pretty good

unironically looks nice

Carbs + carbs

What’s your favourite sandwich filling? Bread?

Yeah he was incredible as a #10 but then was just shoved on the wing because he played there a few times at Chelsea. Its the exact same with Eriksen, sometimes plays on the wings at tottenham so he'd become an out and out winger at United

No, retard. You replace bread with a donut.

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Ok. Looks pretty nice.

>just saw Liverpool do an advert for NordVPN
Fucking hell, they're reaching Manure levels of product shilling.

They’re not reaching manure levels of PL titles tho

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or even blackburn levels

>spirali instead of mac

chip butties are GOAT tho

Gotem

Heh

>>Newly promoted Premier League side Sheffield United are considering a move for former England international goalkeeper Joe Hart, 32, from Burnley. (Mail)
That's it I'm never coming to Yea Forums ever again

Its not for want of trying. Man Utd are stalling for some reason.

>Tierney didn't play for Celtic today
Does that mean he is all but gone? Otherwise he'd be registered and nobody would want him.

ohoho

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Probably waiting for De Gea to sign the contract before letting him go.

He’s been injured for months

Oh shit you're right. Never mind then.

well I wish he'd fucking hurry up and decide

Ceballos should be announced either today (Thurs) or Friday. Shame it fixes nothing. But at least Emery has told Arsenal fans they won't win the title or anything. Good.

>Sepp van den Berg is eligible to play in tonight’s pre-season encounter with @Sporting_CP after receiving FIFA clearance.
It's happening bros, our big signing can finally play.

>starting XI v Sporting: Mignolet, Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson, Fabinho, Henderson, Milner, Wijnaldum, Ox, Origi
Klopp wants to win a pre-season game, it hasn't happened yet, but I hope it does.

>Liverpool Football Club seeking to trademark 'Liverpool' - thoughts?
We manure now.

I'm thinking about starting a gimmick where I reply to other people's posts in other threads but in /trans/

Is Everton finished as a footballing entity?

This year is their year though.

>that fucking pitch
Explain yourselves, Americans.

You scoundrels always criminally underrate the Twister, for fucking shame britain

>twitter new layout

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>twitter

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How are Feasts this underrated?

mint feast was my weapon of choice as a lad

>mint + chocolate

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mint choc chip is the patrician ice cream you retard

OUT OF OUR WAY MANCHESTER FUCKING SHITS

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saw a team get 27 on the final chase just now, I’d love to go on it but I don’t think they accept NEETs never seen anyone say they’re unemployed

ageed, of course the Mexican has plebeian taste

You guys may like this
youtu.be/FCDPP4ak8xU?t=122

>Everton boss Marco Silva has submitted a competitive bid for the attacking player and it is believed to still be some way off of Palace's transfer valuation for Zaha of around £80 million. Everton have entered the race with an initial bid of £55 million.
Just what do Everton think they’re doing lads?

Wish transfers in football were as quick and easy as Brad Pitt makes them seem for baseball in Moneyball.

All the real work is done in the last week before the deadline,

Not for Spurs apparently

>Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester United
>Chikhura Sachkhere vs Aberdeen
>Connah's Quay Nomads vs Partizan Belgrade
>Rangers vs Progres Niedercorn
>Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Crusaders
yeah I'm thinking today's based

>Paulo Dybala to Tottenham: Spurs approach Juventus over move that would break transfer record again

>Tottenham have made contact with Juventus over an audacious swoop for Paulo Dybala. Spurs would have to break their transfer record for the second time this summer to sign the Argentina international, who is valued at £80m by the Italian club

Would that be the biggest transfer of the summer, at least in shock value?

any americans know what channel spurs v man united is on? I'll stream if I have to but I prefer not

heard it's just used to force betis to lower the price for lo celso

If it means Alli gets dropped I'm all for it

>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp says he is ready "to write a new chapter" and move on from their Champions League victory after the club concluded their pre-season US tour with a 2-2 draw against Sporting Lisbon.

>Tottenham: Is this the season for Mauricio Pochettino's side to deliver trophies?

>Watford have signed Tom Dele-Bashiru on a six-year deal after his contract expired at Manchester City.
>Dele-Bashiru, 19, has represented both England and Nigeria at youth level and scored for the Super Eagles in May's Under-20 World Cup against Qatar.

Lads Lo Celso deal has gone through 49mil not including extras

yeah i agree. his watford team was great