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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 223
V. Bottas 184
M. Verstappen 136
S. Vettel 123
C. Leclerc 120

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 407
Ferrari 243
Red Bull 191
McLaren 60
Renault 39

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
166 (168 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
91

>Hund status:
Ze rain vill be ein Kampf, call ze HAARP...

>News
Aston Martin would pick up engine supply if Honda quits
RBR also homologates new chassis

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Anybody need anything from the store?
Also gimi

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nth for Super Carrie

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Dubs for Hannas FTV Debut

I'd like some Rich Energy please.

40 packs of marlboro pls

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I would like some avocado and milk please :DDDDDD

get me like six japan rags

For me, some EJ-10

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holy fuck why did I go outside it's fucking warm

what is that?

The motorsports driver known as Kimi Raikkonen

based

...

GIMI RAIGGÖNEN :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

She's got a point you know.

drink rich energy.

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Cornetto

No it looks like fizzed up friday night wazz.

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Gimi

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TRIBAL TATTOO AWFUL

because it was just opened from being delivered and not cold.

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B O R I N G

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sorry lads all out of stock
I got you

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Why has it got bits missing?

fell off

Cheers

silver arrow legend/scraping all the white paint off livery?

Looks shit desu

would rate it a lot more if it was plain silver/white with big red numbers and nothing else.

i thought the silver arrow story was an audi thing anyway

Sophia is best Girl

I see a disgust face

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Reminder that besides vettel fucking up, the FIAMG handed Hamilel the race win, not penalising him for the pit entry incident.

He only got a Warning for that

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smol pic

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Whoa that a big car now

enhance!

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context matters

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enhance!

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Wew that fia consistency

checked but as i said, context matters. For example, Kimi got 5 seconds in Baku last year cuz it was a special rule for crossing the white line.

Steady now boys

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bleah

Checked and fiamg rekt

youtube.com/watch?v=747-Q-WqLHc

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Beast looking car but one small crash and say goodbye to your legs

mclaren gimi best gimi

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VAI SEB

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Cringe

kek

Ya doin some o dat postin are ya

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what

oh no

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sure ye know yourself

>40°C tomorrow
That does qualify Europe as third-world-shithole now, so can we get more GPs, please?

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who?

mmm, kino

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kino

mmm, kino

i miss the forest.

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The old Hockenheim was based as fuck.

Biz idea: bring this back plus 5 cars wide track.

youtube.com/watch?v=QdalHDSQRDk

let me end this thread real quick

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Business idea. We run on old Hockenheimring. We don't bulldoze the forest. Pirelli brings extra wet tyres for everyone to try in the dirt.

He started following Gimi on insta today, totally /ourboomer/

Is viper not liked in Ireland?

Clark didn't ;)

he missed the apex

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Is he even known outside of Ireland?

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Sure. His world new thing on RT got him some moderate international fame, I think

>Unlike the rest of the cars on the track Senna and the two Williams did not pit meaning Hill had a fifteen-second lead over Prost, with Senna up to seventh. The Brazilian soon passed Berger for sixth position and then three laps later Patrese for fifth. By the penultimate lap Prost was seven second behind Hill when his left rear tyre punctured spinning him out and bringing his retirement from the race. Prost won his seventh and final race of the season. Schumacher finished second followed by Blundell, Senna and Patrese.

god i was happy when hill burst his tyre

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MWL

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alcoholic crackhead who buys cheap shitty weed from

Tell me about Pax Gastappen

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>ynr that one time wobbler went god mode
youtube.com/watch?v=MRQsiM2a71A

KEK

you're meant to merge them mate

When you tan only your forehead

I was looking at the cars on ebay and they are way more expansive than expected.

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...

>A 25-year-old, from Bradford has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a "sophisticated and malicious" cyber attack against Lancaster University.

Gonna have to try harder than that Rakesh.

Sure are expansive

LOW DOWNFORCE?

Yeah those ones have rubber tyres and everything, the cheaper ones just have plastic.

there's a chance they'll have correlation issues, r-right?

No.

Which races were more cringe

Valencia Street Circuit? Korean GP?

Literally nobody liked or cared about those tracks ever lmao yikes

Honestly forgot he had a go in the car desu

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India

valensia and corea at least had one memorable race. i don't remember a fuckin thing that happened in indya

oh right India, definitely big cringe there

just looked it up, all 3 races were won by Vettel lmao what a waste of time

Rakesh btfo

Don't remember any of the 3 races in India.

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>Indian GP

Still love the fact there was once a jump on one of the straights after repairs

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I honestly remember Massa and Ham clash, some weird kerb and Vettee winning a WDC there.

>rainy qualy and race

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how the fuck do they fly on the track, today's cars look like they are barely moving

trillions of pounds of downforce on modern cars

ender benis :D

modern, "improved" cameras have a lot to answer for

miss me östkurve

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I saw recently a video where cameras were static, that shit looked Rad AF

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neeeeeeeeaaaaaaoooooowwwwww

what a dreamboat

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Future is now lads

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TINSI really stepped up from last chassis

Yes context matters, and in the race, Hamilton lost 1-2 secs by violating the rules instead 10+ if he would went through the pitlane. That could have been race altering.
Thats why I say that the context even supports the need for that penalty

These cars look so good compared to the modern Bionicles it's not even funny

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check out the fucking smog

India was the most forgettable, but Korea was pretty cringe considering the delusional builders thought a city would be built in the race track.

Also, people think Paul Ricard traffic is bad, but from what I remember there were people who never made it to the race in Korea because traffic was so bad.

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korea was a shit track in my opinion

thats a fucking euroshopper horn

The short version is somewhat interesting (has most of the good corners at least), but the fact that this is the “pinnacle” of circuit design by the esteemed Hermann Tilke is pathetic.

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Also, you can see where they paved 4- way intersections for their imaginary coty streets to the right of the long straight

>NEW EVIDENCE? POLISH MEDIA
>In a rather unsavoury manner, the Polish media (namely wrc.net) recently accused team principle of Williams of ‘lying’ about differences of specification between Kubica’s car and Russells.

>With their headline ‘Claire Williams lied’, the Polish outlet claims that their evidence was plain and apparent by some photographs taken during the British Grand Prix.

>“And although the team boss strongly denies it, the watchful eye of the experts shows that it is different.

>“During the UK Grand Prix the differences in the front suspension of the cars could be seen.” say the website.

>“The Pole was driving an older version of the car, while Russell received a new specification. At the beginning of the season, the difference between the halo system and the halo system was noticed in both drivers. Kubica himself suggested several times that the suspensions of the two cars must differ.” is their conclusion

Fuck cripples

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FUCK PEDOS

Fuck leafs

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Spark are really nice for resin models though, great attention to detail. The Lotus I bought even had Elio's Simpson stormtrooper helmet.

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>finn+black=latino
food for thought.

No it's a proper Cornetto, mate

There weren't really any hotels to stay near the track. And the nearby city of Mokpo had only on actual hotel and a bunch of motels for having sex. Mokpo is a hotbed for prostitution; being a port-city.

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Whats wrong with leafs ?

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pro tip: search on mandarake, cars are dirty cheap

>giving one teammate a worse car than the owner's son when you're still the worst team on the grid

why would they even bother? they're the slowest cars on the grid and unless someone has a bad weekend they'll be last

>/f1/tv/ time again

Is Blade Runner actually worth the praise it gets or is it massively over-rated that gets by on it's aesthetics alone? Not seen the original nor the 2049 sequel but heard enough from others online that they are apparently movie greatness


>tl,dr Is Blade Runner worth a watch?

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>Martas latest post on insta
BREHS

Yeah Bladerunner (And the sequel) is good but would equally get by on it's aesthetics if it had to.

Just make sure you watch the right cut of the first film (Have fun with that)

how often do drivers change their gear and such?

if your not in any wrecks, would you wear the same helmet/suit/gloves/boots every race?

Vettel shits his pants every session.

>worth a watch

Yes

>Just make sure you watch the right cut of the first film

Yeah heard someone mentioning something about that recently about narration & scenes kept in/removed that means some versions are a mess. Just what is the right cut to see first time?

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Just do yourself a favour and watch the original in 480p laser disc edition. This movie its one of those that looks worse with the HD or 4k remastered editions.

>Whats not wrong with leafs ?
That's the real question :}

The one Ridley Scott says is.

Fuck beaners

Did he died?

>When Toto tells you that you are fastest.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=yoKhmxLfXHo
Reminder that Spa 24h starts almost immediately after Hockenheim qualifying and ends when GP has started
=over 24 hours of comfy motorsport

death to carrie.

By the way there's a possibility the full 24h is wet :D

>tfw you will never find a legal prostitute small/chubby enough to do it with holographic Carrie

DEATH TO CARRIE!

>tfw you will never cum deep inside the said prostitute while yelling Carrie's name

Good Night Sweet Prince.

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Who's the best Brazilian 3-time WDC and why it is Nelson Piquet?

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Because he’s still alive, obviously

based

i don't care for senna, but piquet was a fraud and brabhambabby.

how many hours until spa 24 hours starts

Shut up and marry me sênpàî

Hockenheim last year was the race that finally broke Vettlel, will this German GP fix him or break him even further?

why is Adrian Newey so weird?

I just watched Korea 2012 and he took goggles up to the podium, lmao

He wrote about it in his book. Alcohol in your eyes stings like s cunt so he took to wearing goggles.

i have LITERALLY never seen anybody else do that, is Newey really that advanced

he seems slightly autistic socially in my humble opinion

oh absolutely he is.

isnt he one of the greatest car designers in f1 history? of course he is autistic

yes, but what about chapman, byrne, brawn and forghieri? they weren't.

brawn has fetal alcohol syndrome

t. haitian male bum licker nonce

Devil checked

fyi he might be a nonce but marta is legal

Lel I was imagining Vettel last year at 0:50

Can anyone actually explain why they want F1 to have a presence in the U.S.? I get it's money but the only way they'd get it to succeed here in Burgerland is if they had upwards of 4+ races here and have some American teams and drivers. Just let it be a European centric series with some international races here and there.

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>Can anyone actually explain
>I get it's money

so what do you want? do you want me to lie?

not what i'm referring to lad. he knows.

Eh Americans will fall for Brits too. There's a big contingent of people who get the BBC on their TVs and like to think that makes them more sophisticated. You know, the Gen X types who think they're Millenials. Conveniently for F1 they're also the kind of people who have a bit of money to throw around so having a presence to attract them in the US wouldn't be a bad idea. But you're right about needing to have better scheduling for Americans to really care. It sucks that the races in Europe are so early, especially for the
West Coast where they start at 6:00 AM.

The scheduled is what it is. They already shifted it 10 mins to please american broadcasters

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youtube.com/watch?v=M_23COG0LLk
I didn't realize Brendan didn't get dropped by Red Bull completely. Cool to see that he still wears the hat and that if Red Bull are part of the AM Valkyrie team he'll probably be driving for them for 2020/21

Until then he spies toyota

I understand they want to expand and tap into a new market, but the thing that I'm saying is that F1 isn't going to be both an American series and a European series, it's gotta be one or the other and they will just split the market and make probably the same amount of money if they had just focused on one market.

There's nothing to gain from making F1 more relevant in the United States than it already is, one race in Texas, just let it be what it is. F1 is comfy in Europe and Indy Car is finally getting stable footing for once in it's life.

The scheduling sucks for sure but it's just international shit, if the races were in America the scheduling would suck for Europe inversely. Mornings are just shit for anything motorsports outside of 24 hour races.

>you now remember how the Ferrari V12 was supposed to be very powerful
>fighting with a Renault V10

i am extremely drunk and just wanted to say that NEEKERIT VITTUUN FORMULOISTA

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>2 forced memes
I may be a nonce but the rest of that isnt true

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It's not an american or european series.
It's a world series, I get that might confuse you because a lot of american series masquerade as "world series" but they are actually american series.
Because there are more countries in that Europe to Asia continent there are more races there and that means the times wont be good for americans just as it means the same for NZ and any country that isn't in that more country dense area of the world.
You already have 3 races in your north American continent. And they have a lot of variety in tracks 2bh, if that isn't enough to entice you to watch more (Brazil, Baku, and arguably Abu Dhabi are all good for you time zone wise) then I guess almost a third of the races in a good timeline arent good enough for you and adding more american races wont help that.

genuinely hope you KYS

1955 will rise again @ Hockenheim

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Not on this crash, but he double-killed 2 spectators.

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Based.

Seething

fuming

N I G G É R

Not seething at all. Just pointing out a good third of the season is easily watchable at a good time for him. And that if that's not enough to hook americans to watch more outside of their continent then there isn't too much hope so why add another american race?
I meant to say Bahrain not baku in here though.

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Did they super glue his hand? It hasn't moved?!

>?!
crinfe

>what is the photocopier

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>Vergne consideraría oferta de F1 pero solo de un equipo top
>Vergne would consider an F1 offer but only in a top team

How delusional is this guy? Would a top tram actually consider him?

A top tram maybe. A top team no.

Give us a quick rundown of your F1 2019 career so far.

I'm neck and neck with Albon in qualifying but constantly spanking him in the races (6th/8th/7th vs 15th/14th/14th) so far.

I'll spend 1-2 seasons at Toro Rosso and then I'll move to Red Bull. I hope I get a meme teammate like Hamilton when I make the jump.

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*wins*
*dabs on johnny foreigners*
*dabs on seething shittel fans*
*dabs on /f1/*

Pssh, nothin personnel kid

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Ducking typos

Undoubtedly the GOAT

FUCK beaners and Canadian """men"""

Rood

That track was so rushed. They still put the seats into some of the Grandstands on the Friday of the Race

>*dabs on johny foreigners*
>mutt
user, I...

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Stay mad, Nigel

*takes it up the arse*

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Is F1 2019 worth it on the regular Xbox One S?

don’t play video games, not a child

The S should be alright, the first gen xbone will be pushed a lot though

>sign with alfa
>first half of the season goes well, even one lucky rainy 3rd finish
>good chance to secure top 7 in wdc so start proper tryharding
>4 of the last 6 races have been dnf because of stupid ass mistakes
>fell out of top 10

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God Ham*Lton is such a fuck boi he will never be American, I wonder how that makes him feel.

Based.

Yup he's dabbing on you and your beloved one-time WDC winner, lmao.

I was reading a news story the other day from some woman who he went out with, saying that he's obsessed with having threesomes and he only wants women for sex. It was interesting. I guess like all rich people, money makes you an arsehole. But I guess we'd all do the same thing in that situation so I can't criticise it.

>trusting what women say

S is literally the same performance though

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No. The S has higher clock speeds and memory bandwidth.

youtube.com/watch?v=MdGBwrJ6rtI

Huh. Thought it was like ps4 slim, probably missed stuff stating the specs.

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NEEKERI

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Daily reminder that Jessica cheated on Jenson

First one is peak cinema, straight up one of the best things ever shown on any screen.
2049 is kino aswell, more than worth a watch.
F for my replicant boy btw

Idk about helmets but f1 drivers go through 5 complete suits per weekend, basically one per session

why? Because the suits get sweater since its so hot in the car, is it simply driver preference? I know they arent expensive relative to the rest of the teams budget but man thast a lot of wasted suits, i wonder where they go

2049 was weird as hell, it had that blade runner feeling but it was so different to the first one. Though I liked it more than the first one.

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Are you retarded? They wash the suits between races, but for each session they use a fresh one because there's perhaps no time/place to properly was them.

A lot of driver equipment gets auctioned or donated, though most go straight to trash.

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not in that particular accident

Finally decided to google what NEEKERI means and I'm so disappointed in finnish posters right now.

>mfw it's fucking real
pulse80s.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-arrested-over-lancaster-university-cyber-attack/

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You had to google that?

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haha pesukarhu

Going to Spa next year for the first time. What's the best place to pick? I I'm really feeling Silver 2 or Gold 4, but then I miss out on the T1 action. Then again, the Bronze bit before the chicane seems a good spot, too

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For money? Bronze

Spa is a rarity where the best passing opportunity is in front of the cheapest seating.

I would go Silver 2 over Gold 4 though. The right seats in Silver 2 will see the exit of T1 all the way to the top of radillon. Gold 4 gets the same view but is muchc further away from the track (almost always a negative IMO)

Also, there should be youtube videos thag give you a good idea

Money's not really the issue here, but I do like Silver 2. Then again, I feel like the atmosphere at the Silver 3 or 4 and the surrounding bronze areas are much, much more comfy than the gold 6 to 3.

Btw if you ever go to hungaroring, bronze grandstand is hands down the best place to be after gold T1. All the other stands are around the last two corners. Was surprised how good the chicane was. There's also beer tents and food right behind it.

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probably everyone on the thread got a podium before the youtube streetshitter

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fuck,i tought that the normal and S was the same thing but slim

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germans and their fate of being genociders

why does prost have far less fans than senna?

>hockenheim saturday 28c sunny
>sunday 24c thunder

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He's French

and senna is brazilian

didn't off himself

he knew how to make left turns

Now those were the days.

This sunday Lewis Hamilton will become the most successful driver of the german GP in history. How does that make you feel /f1/?

*Was

don't care

>tfw the thunderstorm starts after the race

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>carbabby record
kek

He's alive.

friday 40c

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based useless FP data

based FP sessions where no one does any runs because the tyre data is useless

Even if he wins, he will still only have 5 wins and Caracciola has 6

based trips

I shall rewatch it since I saw it only when it came out but from what I remember is the claustrophobic feeling it gives despjte being ultra wide.
Then is a lot more personal and introspectional soaybe is that

Don't worry guys, Toto will call HAARP and they will make the rain arrive after qualy/race ends

Makes me feel great. He's /one of us/
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nice digies fantastic stuff. incroyable!

Why would he tho? Merc has the best car handling plus Hammo is unbeatable in the wet
Rain plays in his hands in every way possible, it rules out Buttass aswell

whats the driver situation for next year?

Will we get Bottas to stop wasting a top tier car and instead put a GOAT in the spot? Can we get Verstappen or LeClerc or a lesser driver like Vettel but at least better than Bottas

Why would Mercedes not want a wingman for Lewis?

get rid of loowis

>loowis

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Bronce at bus stop is the best F1 experience

Fittoria

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Has it ever been explained why she just BALLONED into a fat pig overnight? I know a lot of girls do once they finish school because they no longer have PE so just get no exercise.

menstruation pills

Our RELENTLESS teammate is getting a FP drive soonish lads motorsport.com/f1/news/naoki-yamamoto-fp1-outing-honda/4499922/

>The "Vandoorne" grandstand

*ahem*
fuck fiamg
*drops mike*

her right arm is bigger than the left one ?

That unironically got me into the sport

>17-27yo
LMAO they have a safe space for fucking zoomers

Her right hand is more dominant. Pretty common.

B O R I N G

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FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK BAHANIG!

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why is it white though

If it's +40C on Sunday,

Honda wins

Business idea: Incel only formula series.

If it's all white I'm cool with it, if it's that stupid tears/camo thing they teased I hate it. White's ok because it's Germany's racing color from the turn of the 20th century, like French Racing Blue or British Racing Green or Rosso Corsa. It's just that the German cars became silver in the 30s because in heraldry silver is the same as white and they could lighten their cars by not painting them.

>if it's all white I'm cool with it
problematic as heck

>Wanting another HWL series

>Frontwing, halo and parts of the chassis are in that colour. Sidepods and engine cover for example stay the same. #AMuS

>F1 stewards are studying the possibility of a reverse grid race.on saturday.
KUB on pole every raceweek and brutally exposed to death.

NO MORE GIMMICKS

Reverse grid sprint race would be a good gimmick

gimi

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'No'

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>F1 stewards
who?

Jackie and his son.

Well it was on Ginebra this Tuesday, Todt, Carey and Tombazis with Fat Jon and Vettee.
They were discusing 2021 regs.

For me, it's Inje Speedium

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>Mercedes: Keeps modifying car's nose 2014-2019
>Ferraree: Stay with 2016's concept until it dies of silver dick overdose.

Rude Gimi

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Hanz, I...

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>Is the chopper up?

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Good post.

Aaahhh fuck, lost my first team goal ever in any career mode. Toro Rosso wanted me to qualify 11th or higher in China or Baku.

Post sluts that have cheated on F1 drivers (only confirmed cases)

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Can we get some grazzie ragazzis this sunday?

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GRAZIE RAGAZZI TUTTI FRUTTI STRATEGI SPAGHETTI REGRETTI

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Greatest love story never told

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Or told and then redacted.

gotchu famalan

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it.motorsport.com/f1/news/il-gp-del-vietnam-puo-diventare-la-base-delle-future-piste-di-f1/4499897/

>Vietnam GP track will be used as a blueprint for the next new races if it turns out the race there is good

But it's a fucking TILKE'd piece of shit already. It's literally a copy of Sochi, Austin and Baku.

Does this mean AVUS could make a comeback?

They should go back to 7+km tracks on public roads with no safety equipment whatsoever.

What AI level does /f1/ use in f12019?

Death to Tilke

death to everyone

Currently 90%. I have yet to find a optimal Wheel Setup for my Logitech G27

...

Sweet release

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So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die

Also fuck Shanghai

It's rumored that Schumi might be revealed at the GP.

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In a showcase cabinet?

In a pickle jar.

>no charisma
>midget
>ugly face
>boring cold blooded driving
>didn't die

Still objectively the GOAT

Finally

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They’re going to announce he’s replacing Gelael at Prema to help Mick out for the remainder of the season

101, considering a move to 102 if I keep taking points in a Toro Rosso. Used 103 in F1 2018 but this year's AI is more difficult.

>someone got paid a lot of money to design this
Looks like absolute shit

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yeah, I really can't see who thought that this was good

LOL why does it look like that?

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To honour the biracial identity of Loowis and his ghetto upbringing in Stevenage.

Mogged

Happy frens :DD

Breaking: Schumacher revealed at Hockenheim

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they should've gone with carbon fiber,to pass the same idea but whatever.

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HAAH WAAW

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Should've edited him into one of those futurama things.

ALso Jeremy Clarkson video have you seen it lads?

I wonder what Reddit thinks of that livery

>schumis bastard son charles schumacher

Gimi

Maybe overlay Schumi's face over a big potato? :D

They should have Nico Rosberg expose him
>again

What the...was this really the look they were going for?

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:DD

Jenson Button has a son btw.

>jensonson

So he survived even though the mother threatend to "DELETE" him.

If Jenson Button had a daughter she would be Jendaughter Button

>"DELETE"
I would be surprised if she knew a word as big as that.

Congratulations

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If Jenson Button was American he would be Jenson Asson

If Jenson Button was gay he would be Jenson Buttfuck.

Based.

If Jenson Button wasn't to push, but to pull, he'd be Jenson Lever

To be honest, it actually looks like they've scrapped the silver paint out of the front and not the other way round like the original Silver Arrows did.

If we were going by the full definition he would be Jenson A generally disk-shaped fastener used to join two parts of a garment by fitting through a hole or loop

For me it's Nürburgring GP-Strecke

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What time would he support / favourite driver

Is it ugly? Perhaps. Do I care? No.
It's just for one race

Haas going on upgrades

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Seems like boomerang aero works better

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source? very cool custom embroidery on headrest

Uk is fucked

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yeah for 5 days then we get back to civilised weather

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Every day I do a session on an exercise bike while watching an episode of ST:TNG.

Kinda don't want to do it right now.

I for one welcome the return of nimbo cumulos

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If Jenson Button was in an accident and was severed from the waist down, he would be Jenson Buttoff.

the rapefugees will enjoy the weather today

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>implying we took many

looks like that cunt who waved the flag wrong at canada

BLEACHED

>Lou L

Sounds like a suicide note desu

source that she cheated ?

WAGlad confirmed it

Bus just crashed into the start lights.

No race this weekend.

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Lmao just read the threads

The fuck's a WAGlad ?

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BASED

Hang on are those air horns either side of the lights?

here's your pity reply

What do you think makes the DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR noise before the lights out?

Bigges loser on Yea Forums probably and I’m counting the anime boards

Honestly doing an old style flag start would be bretty based

based, flag start it is

>It's raining now

YAY

Bit much coming from someone who botched their DIY circumcision

>imagine unironically counting the cucked version of Hockenheim together with the old one

story?

Thanks for the pictures, keep me updated.
nm

>t. has never pissed on a chicken for the sexual gratification of an 11 year old girl

Humbly requesting the Formula E bambinis wobblering their flag start webm

A while back the constantly angry hue poster was going on about how he tried to cut his own foreskin off when younger. Not posted much here since being laughed out of here.

AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT

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>What do you think makes the DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR noise before the lights out?
It's not Brundle doing that while Crofty gets overly excited?

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>martin what do i say
>help me martin

AND IT'S FLAGS DOWN AND AWAY WE GO

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What os it pointing at

Crooked lights

the bent lights

Unironically had ice cream for breakfast today lads.

>I'd rather watch a Formula-E race

errr

ah nick you're still alive, what a surprise

Today's pretty fucking hot, I did something similar. Local cafe has soft serve ice cream.

Blancpain pre-qualy is on in youtube if you need some cars running lots of fuel

He has risen

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he exudes BDE
>that girth
>that length

Sorry, not Nick. Still dead AFAIK.

I'm like a thin version of that.

I keep some in the freezer to serve with my raki but I drank all the raki at the weekend. SO I thought fuck it.

>those little pats on his knees as he patiently waits for the DirecTV logo to bump into the corner

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What is that disgusting growth

>Gimi not denying the possibility of going back to Ferrari and continuing past 2020

based

A Greek

Usually when things like this happen it’s a genuine omen in F1, expect crazy shit the weekend

gimi 2021 wdc

Last time it happened in Baku and it was a shit race

gimi 2021-2057 wdc

>Baku
>shit race
Pretty unusual tbfair

Race cancelled due to the forest catching fire

twitter.com/seanbulldesign/status/1154403798951051264

kekkeroni

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well done hockenheim

based buscunt striking fear into the hearts if germans

RIC back to redbull soon

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having a bridge on a straight has always seemed really unsafe to me. what of someone does a webber Valencia 2010 into it?

youtube.com/watch?v=-hxVZvG897U

>Carrie likes it
Lads...

She likes all sort of smut

Can't Remember details but It sorta happened in a japanese F3 race 20something years ago

oh I forgot about that one, guy got ripped out of his seat, died

It's sad because at 6:40 or so a car bumps into the crane and had they thought about that possibility seriously at the time, Jules Bianchi would be alive today

it happened multiple times before and brundle did call attention to it I thought

Brundle is the GOAT

he always knows, he picked out the Singapore cheating by Renault litearlly immediately on air too

Man I have one for everything

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why does renault keep bringing hulk back lads

how do i get excite

i have no fav driver

no team is worth my time

no one left to cheer for

but max and charles they say

these zoomy drivers don't even crash and die

always leaving space always get away

lewlew is dishonest

vettel is a fraud

kimi is effin boring

stroll is very gaayy

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Bet all your money on one driver.

find someone to hate instead of someone to root for

root for guenther

Gimi

>Buemi's crash at silverstone was due to a tyre failure with the 2020 tyres he was testing

Fucking Pirelli

kek
K E K

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Gimi

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checkem

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ruth

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10/10

what did the russkies mean by this?

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fucking russian hackers

Maybe Rob is a name? And it's his hacking bullshit?

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>Racers, is that hacking bullshit that [redacted] from [redacted] still live on [redacted]?
t. PHD in Retardese

Ruth confuses my dick.

it.motorsport.com/f1/news/team-principal-contro-piloti-e-no-sulle-vie-di-fuga-in-ghiaia/4500311/

>Geneva meeting
>Drivers would like gravel run offs back
>Teams say no because they are jews
>Track owners say no because motorbikes
>Week end set to stay as it is with 4 days with Friday with FPs

Delet

Mine is 100% sure

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>Track owners say no because motorbikes
So what is it damnit? Do they prefer gravel or not?

It's them making shit up as an excuse.

Hot race? Just paint your car white losers.

Alfa on the podium confirmed.

Vettee also at an advantage with his helmet. Rarri's first win this season?

>Ferrari
>winning this season
pick one

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I still rate seb dammit I want to see him win

a tribute to her.

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wondering if the pale skinpatches feel different than the rest

The dangers of miscegenation.

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Well that's what testing is for

It has something to do with pigment and I don't think you can feel that difference. Whether the color is dark or light, it's just skin in the end.

Is that what happens when a black queen gets BLEACHED?

>The loss of skin pigmentation is particularly noticeable around body orifices, such as the mouth, eyes, nostrils, genitalia and umbilicus.[6][7]

racefans.net/2019/07/25/williams-reveals-major-upgrade-at-german-grand-prix/
UPPIES FOR WILLIES

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NOW WE WILL ONLY LOSE 1 SEC TO RACING POINT

George will

Both of them wont get any point this eason unless someone crash around 3-4 full teams. Next season is again Russel and no kubitza

I wonder if her minge is sweaty in this weather

fucking turks, go to school, stop making kebabs and educated yourself
kek
no, it's when black people stop stealing

That 30 y old zoomer

youtube.com/watch?v=mYs_gUs35eM

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always the,fucking last sector

inb4 willies in Q2

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>Yeah, Hanna just locked it up and told me she'll not remove it until I win, but it looks pretty cute don't you think?

Willy deserves points
Fuck H**s and fuck R****g P***t

Its just impossible to get that far ahead by deploying just a big packet of upgrades. Sure it works in realm where no other teams develop their car durning season

And Claire is lying again. She talks about how they improved so much every week, when races doesnt prove it. She's just trying to save face from gigantic failure of not developing car and thinkign that merc engine will suffice no matter what shitty design will leave drawboard. I think Williams in this GP would only fight HAAS. One team have a cripple, another have a guy failing to leave pit

>Racing through the nuts

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Detractors out

Chyna the lone last saviour of Saleen and Buick.

>genitalia
Black on the streets, white in the sheets if you catch my drift

kek

Elaborate

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She is a black person in day to day life, but because of her skin condition it is very likely her vagoosh has no pigment and is white, so when you are having sex with her you're sticking your peepee in a white hole, but it's on a black women, you feel?

In here we have a saying that every hole is pink inside :D

True

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i don't get it

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Yeah, it's usually the woman getting it

Wait, let me get this straight. You actually get penalized for overtaking in nu-/f1/??

How do you even win in this sport then???

What race is he?

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These retards should take a look at Assen.
Produced a great race last week and even the bikes love it BECAUSE of the gravel traps which also prevent that entire track limits bullshit

Homo Limburgensis

>Grey Ferrari
WHY

Maybe he wants to feel as if he drove a Merc

I'd have said it was the one Ferrari had laying around but the fucker likely choosed it by himself.
Truly beyond all hopes at this point

it's a great colour on a Ferrari

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Pelophylax

NEW

same here grey cars attract less attention maybe that's the reason

youtube.com/watch?v=DygcD5gmBwo

You are German you've been programmed to like grey cars.

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>last lap
>choco senna leads by 12 seconds over butt ass
>suddenly the F2004 used for Mick's demo run enter the track
>NICHTS PERSONLICHS, LÖWIS
>Adelaide 1994s both Mercs off