/heem/ - Loser Edition

Upcoming events:

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08/06 - DWCS - Week 7
08/08 - PFL 6
08/10 - UFC Fight Night 156 - Luque/Perry

news:

>DWCS results
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>ShookVP
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>Just hug it out
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>Mike from the pen!
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FIrst for Noris

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Dubs and frankie wins

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Please notice my webm

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This is the one.

Thumbnail is black screen maybe you should learn how to avoid that.

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To beat Rothwell you just need to be fast. Or rather, not slow.

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Good OP, Dan. I can't wait for Aspen to get knocked out by Holly.

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I'd walk out to Teenage Dirtbag.

Why havent they booked this crazy heem machine again?

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Calendar you want to take over the picks this weekend's card is horrendous?

based

Who the fuck is Spencer

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Why did last thread get gadooshed?

A middle aged out of shape teacher who is co maining against Cyborg Cantos.

How does one become a 5'5" 225 pound LHW like DC's protégé Deron Winn?

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Why was there previous thread heem'd by the tranny janny?

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what happened to the other thread?

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What's up with the fades, Ronen?

He's straight jab is money. He's a cutbaby tho

Too much bagel talk

*his

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In my 44-fight career, 4 opponents missed weight, and I lost 3 of those fights. Not once did any of them come up before or after the fight and say, “Gee, sorry I missed weight. Thanks for fighting me anyway.” It would be nice considering the blows I took to my career & wallet. :/

— Roxanne Modafferi (@Roxyfighter) July 23, 2019

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so much blood. both cowboys are headed for retirement brehs.

Have you seen this man?

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it's cool that the UFC is inclusive enough to let blind people fight

based power ranger. still /ourgirl/. ricardo lamas had a pretty based octagon interview after beating a weight misser. i forget who.

Looking forward to his next fight. It feels like ages.

Looking forward to Tyron's return too.

isn't he injured?

literally waiting for the perfect fight like he always does

Him and Tyron could be spicy

Reminder

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Imagine Lawler losing to yet another lay and pray wrestler

Colby unironically heems the following
>askren
>woodley
>snoozeman
>Edwards
>lawler
>punk
>Jorge
>bisping
>pettis
>diaz

Let me guess, it's unannounced PED, isn't it?

I think Colby has taken the fight because he thinks it'll be easy.

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>straight jab

wat?t

Gay jab

He looked massive.

pajeet doc heem'd my ingrown toenail and i cant even bathe for 2 weeks

another fucking flying knee wtf

ufc.com/rankings
thoughts on khabib being ranked #2 pound for pound?

Lads, I've watched Askren and Maia both roll with Marcelo Garcia. Based on what I saw, combined with Maia's superior boxing...

Maia in this fight is my Lock of the Month™. Bet the whole Bad Dragon collection on Maia, he's got this. Demian Maia is bad news for Ben Askren.

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i hope maia ko's him

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Joanna found someone the same size as her next opponent to spar with

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>Maia in this fight is my Lock of the Month™.
Just like Poocare was lock of the month against Hermansson who was guaranteed to try and take him down? Protip: it's 2019, top control heavy grapplers with good TDs and sufficient BJJ knowledge like Hermansson, Askren and Khabib shit on your BJJ cans. Those BJJ accolades mean shit when these specialists are forced to fight from the bottom under a rulese completely alien to their pure BJJ tourneys.

>maia
>bjj can

Anyone who relies on BJJ as their main base is a can in modern MMA. Askren will neutralize Maia from top just like Hermanson neutralized Poocare, except worse.

Maia is an outstanding wrestler you don't know what you're talking about.

Maia was outwrestled by by both Colby and Usman, he's nowhere near to being an "outstanding wrestler". He has better wrestling than your typical BJJ can, because he has specifically worked on it, but if you think his wrestling is anywhere on the level of Askren and that he will somehow manage to gain top poisition on Askren or defend Askren's TDs, then you're delusional.

Really hoping Weidman gets knocked out by Reyes.

Can't wait for Maia to ice that absolute can.

No, I knew Hermansson would flush Jacare.

Maia is a different grappler. Maia has been wrestlefucking UFC level fighters for 12 years. Most of Askren's opponents were cans. Maia's big advantage in striking is going to win him the match.

>imagine being American and rooting against Askren
You deserve a bullet to the back of the head.

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Good to see someone here knows what they're talking about.

Last time a jiu-jitsu prodigy tried fighting Askren off his back, he was slept in a minute. Askren will MAWL Maia and you will be the laughing stock of /heem/.

youtube.com/watch?v=I52Ku7m0EUc

>Most of Askren's opponents were cans
but some weren't and he still dominated them. He dominated that dude who dominated Benson Henderson - who beat Masvidal.
He's been so bad in the UFC
He's like Lombard. Was legitimately very good in Bellator and then garbage in UFC.

Demian Maia:
Old and not super athletic, but learns wrestling and striking to complement his base. Strives to be a complete martial artist. High fight IQ allows him to win many UFC fights, and go the distance with young, stronger, and vastly more athletic UFC champion level fighters.

Ben Askren:
Sticks with 'muh wrestling', refuses to adapt or learn anything else. A low fight IQ - "There was nothing wrong with my gameplay against Masvidal, it was just a lucky shot!". Spends more time making memes than training.

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UFC Mexico City
Brian Ortega and Weili Zhang
Brandon Moreno vs. Askar Askarov
Carla Esparza vs. Alexa Grasso
Sijara Eubanks vs. Bethe Correia
Istela Nunes vs. Angela Hill

Lawler beat Askren. Herb Dean is illegally betting on the fights.

Maia can't strike for shit, his striking is technically nonexistent. He deserves to be given credit for his attempts at becoming a better wrestler and a more well-rounded MMA fighter, but guess what: Ben has been training BJJ for a long while and has been competing in submission grappling competitions as well.

Anyone who describes Ben (and Khabib as well, for that matter) as a "muh wrestling" guy is a fucking turbocazzie and deserves to be laughed at.

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>Askren is good, look at this Japanese guy he beat up!

he had a 3 round stand up WAR with weidman

No one seems to speak much of Khabib as GOAT at the moment. That could literally all change if he manages to beat Tony, after which he may go from his current position - rarely being mentioned alongside JBJ, Silva, GSP - to being mentioned along with them. And if he wins a fight against a good welterweight after that, perhaps waiting for a champ to come along at WW who he thinks he can beat, then he'll be considered the GOAT, I guess. Unless someone beats him before he retires and he never avenges it. Plus, no USADA violations.

This "Japanese guy" was probably more of threat than a 42 year old, washed up hue who gasses in 1.5 rounds.

Anyone else watch ghettogaggers unironically?
Best part is when they make the girls slap each other and one of the girls gets a little pissed and slaps the other girl back harder, and then they make them make out with each other when they're still pissed.
Big turn off when they make fun of them on the couch though

Demain Maia ROCKED Anderson Silva in round 5.

> Chris Weidman Moves to 205 Pounds, Meets Dominick Reyes at UFC Boston on Oct. 18

That's decent. I don't think Weidman will do well at LHW but he has name value. Reyes wanted a JBJ match but I guess he'll get it after beating Weidman.

C'mon. We all love Japanese fighters because they try their damnedest and everyone likes an underdog. But if it was guaranteed I only had to fight Japanese guys, I would have gotten into a MMA career myself. You know what I'm talmbout.

I'm getting an impression you don't know who Aoki is and how good of a grappler he is specifically. Another turbocazzie?

Fighting a Japanese guy is like getting a free pass to use PED. I know who Aoki is, but that doesn't change the facts. Not surprising this is one of Askren's rare fast victories.

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Is anyone unironically watching UFC 240 this weekend?

>Fighting a Japanese guy is like getting a free pass to use PED
Lmao. Maia is 42 years old and has showcased propensity to gas in his fights. If anything, Aoki was the better physical specimen when he fought Askren compared to modern day Maia, especially if you consider the fact that Aoki does not answer to USADA and can use the aforementioned PEDs himself while Askren has been USADA tested with no traces of PEDs being found in his system.

It's a shallower card than Edwards/RDA. I'll watch it until my parlay breaks.

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Having said that, and standing by it, I'll still say this:
Price/Neal is fun. Neal wins by KO.
And Pantoja/Figeuriedo is high level

glad to have you back i thought you left /heem/ for good

"I showed I can take a shot in the Robbie Lawler fight."

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We'll just have to wait until September and see what happens. But you're a solid bro, I'll buy you a drink the next time I'm in K-town.

>We'll just have to wait until September and see what happens.
I think you'll be surprised. People are acting like Askren is some kind of bum because of his fluke loss to the meme chef when in reality is one of the most dominant grapplers in MMA and he will show it against Maia.

>Felicia Spencer is a MUNSTER! Undefeated in her MMA career, this Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt and kickboxing specialist poses a real threat to Cris Cyborg.

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lol askren is such a shitter they gave him a 50 year old boomer grappler

I have $20 on Felicia Spencer simply because of meme magic

JANITORS AND MINORITIES CAN [spoiler] TONGUE MY ANUS [/spoiler]

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based

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>fluke loss
embarrassing level of cope that was the complete opposite of a fluke

Askren molests the meme chef in the rematch.

I watched that Masvidal documentary from like 6 years with Colby in it. Actually a bretty cool guy, who would've seen that one coming

post kinos

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>Maia can't strike for shit

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*wins*

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Who was in the wrong here?

>Max is 1/4 favourite
Damn. I shouldn't be surprised. Edgar lost to Ortega and didn't look that good against Swanson?

who are the heem/reddit refs?

MAGA happened

>OAM is 7/4 underdog against Tsarukyan
Damn, considering Tsarukyan is 0-1 in UFC

dumb leafnigger, Aoki would twist off your arm and flip you the bird

surprised nate lasted so long. all the fighters with 50+ fights that came into the zuffa/img era got flushed. only overeem and anthony smith are left.

>crotchmagnets
when will they learn?

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a no from me

was that the E60 about backyard fights in florida?

he's one of us now bros. how will you celebrate?

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I hope to one day have the chance to mercilessly kill Americans
Death To America

You're a fucking retard

>Hey guys I smoke weed lol
It's like saying YEAH I DRINK COFFEE WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

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one day you'll be an american

I would blindly support a coffee shilling fighter

>jiu-jitsu prodigy
>comparing Maia to literal who gook
Bist du behindert?

Have your wife fucked by a black

bums

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when is bellator signing him?

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>Boxes
>Dies
What did Dadashev mean by this?

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Lucky knees
The single leg was locked in

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keep in mind that T-CTE only had 1 successful takdown in ufc going into the Max fight and still got him down twice, Dustin also got him down and the last 5'6 D1 wrestler Max fought acually beat him

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Yeah the software added those automatically..

I'm 5'7' with a 6' reach

*Flushing intensifies*
It's funny how he's following the same JUST career pattern as Cuckhold

same but 203 lbs

I'm 6' 6' armlet, I guess only BJJ will suit me.

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I honestly don't remember Ortega taking Max down at any point. I remember him getting snapped down by Max for a guillotine, and I remember Max stuffing a few shots, but that's about it.

Reyes is actually garbage though and lost to VolCAN. He's a kickbabby who was wrestlefucked and bullied by a Swiss Turk, think what will happen when an All American gets their hands on him

can fagliotta

aoki is an absolute shitter

i have nigger arms but i don't want to get cte from striking

test

Khabib is ____

nigger

who is your favorite poster?

Anonymous

Anonymous

Why doesn't Yoel fight LHW. He could easier heem Jon, why be a cutbabby.

I honesstly don't think he's taht big.
I'd say he's about 5'11". He is very muscular but his bone structure isn't massive.

Too short

he couldn't even put away a dork who got ko'd by stephen thompson

If you prefer left over right, you do not belong on /heem/, and you must hand me your resignation form forthwith.

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He did, it was so brief and meaningless though it was tantamount to basically nothing but wasted energy for Pee-Shitty

Stephen Thompson is no joke man

>tfw no Ukrainian or Macacoid genes so I am 6"3 with the same reach

what’s your favorite post?

What if you train at Jackson/Wink can you just approach famous fighters and ask for advice or is it strictly forbidden?

Post coitus with your mom

mmamania.com/2019/7/24/20708429/ufc-anderson-silva-reacts-to-us-citizenship-this-is-my-country-now-mma
all of anderson silva's wins are american

> “The Spider” was born in Sao Paolo but raised in Curitiba, Brazil.

why can't burgers spell São Paulo right?

based Silva replacing the white scum from America

they even spell deutschland "germany" it's weird

We dont use accent sharts so there are no shortcuts on the keyboard

Is there a single non can natty fighter

Gregor "future champion" Gillespie

why is this a thing? what is a german

Ryan Hall

tony ferguson

in the 3rd and 1st

this, but it's still damning to get taken down by a guy with terrible takedowns

...

Oh fer sher b

the natty goat

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Coffee ground n pound

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2 legends
#respect

The sperg from spain

I'm pretty confident I'd knock out half of England in one punch.

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Brehh

>Carla Esparza x Alexa Grasso
>Brandon Moreno x Askar Askarov
>Bethe Correia x Sijara Eubanks
>Istela Nunes x Angela Hill

UFC Mexico looking good lmao

he’s one of the most tested fighters stop coping

me on the left

natty GOAT

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i was seconding it stop doping

I really like Blagoy but I fear for his future. Sooner or later he will get smoked by someone like Ngannou and everyone knows that you can't unflush a heemed fighter. It will only go downhill from there forth.

angela hill only lost to carla, tecia, rose, andrade, ansaroff, cortney casey, randa markos, and xiaonan yan she's right in the mix

I can't speak for Jackson Wink specifically, but I have been to several gyms with MMA fighters. They're usually busy in the gym. If you are working with a fighter, it's usually in a situation where you are both busting your asses and don't have time to chat.

Some of them are dicks, but most of them are really cool and friendly to other guys in the gym. The thing is they don't have a lot of time, and the time they have is valuable and spent working.

But if they are just chilling or waiting for something, they'll normally be happy to chat with you as long as you're not obnoxious. A lot of guys will hang around for a bit after training, this is usually the best chance to talk to them.

because he's not dumb enough to give up a size advantage to guys who would beat him
>JBJ
>DC
>Santos

it's incredible how inconsistent the majority of wmma fighters are

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Is there anything more pathetic than being pillow-fisted in mma gloves? I've read people saying Holloway could be a good fighter. Fer sher the reachlet could do well hundert precent % even though he has no head mooment and not enough power to make a boxer respect him

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Former champion

Punching power is less important in boxing. Keep in mind Paulie was a 2 division champ.

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>you now remember a negative record bum mma fighter flushed a 2 division boxing champ

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>I've read people saying Holloway could be a good fighter.

Well, I mean he's the featherweight champion who donked aldo twice so yeah i bet you read that he's a good fighter..............lmao

Nothing to suggest Ortega has terrible takedowns. He’s a threat everytime he clinches and was in a brawl with Max whereas you would *expect* him to play the distance a little more with Frankie but Frankie is much better at chaining strikes and wrestling

desu 2 of those probably should have gone her way

>Is there anything more pathetic

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i bet this new hue girl will flush her

Holloway isn't elusive enough

>Nothing to suggest Ortega has terrible takedowns.

his own stats say otherwise my man

and 2 probably shouldn't

Ortega is getting gadooshed by based Pantera

face 7/10
body 9/10
skin color 10/10
tattoo 2/10

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You can’t judge technique from stats, how often does Ortega even shoot for a takedown? Not very often. But you can see when he gets his hands on someone he presents a huge threat even from just snapping them down or getting a hold of something like he did against Brandao and Cub

Reddit = flush’d

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smith is fighting this weekend

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what happened

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbQZ4FGv9ug

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>Heems Dern
#1 ranking IBJJF Gi & NoGi
3X black belt WORLD CHAMPION (Adult)
Absolute World Champion (Master1)

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the only p4p list worth using

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Here's who smith is fighting

Triple G is coming for the strap

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a lot better than poofc's lol

my dog would fucking slay at this... finally a sport for me

juan got a bit temperamental backstage

looks like a dude

who dat

uhhhhhhhh jones said something mean to me so he goes down on the list

Claudia can easily heem Mackenzie Dern on the ground.According to my sources its a matter of time for ufc to sign her

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>replying to simps

This is the Dern's replacement for the ufc Claudia Do Val

what a literal homoabilis

go back to HARDY WORK! posting

Yall a bunch of niggers

m.youtube.com/watch?v=C-5nist-qeQ

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Kendall Grove but don't call Gillian Smith.

>Not very often.
a 1.57 is pretty high though

for comparison Yoel is currently at 1.98

>tf
>tp

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Man Do Val is a beast.She couls easily increase ppv in the ufc. This is her interview 7 days ago.She speaks English fluently and seems that flo is promoting her as hell
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>literally 30 unanswered strikes
Based felon nigger.

1.5 takedown attempts a fight is nothing
Yoel doesn’t shoot for takedowns that often either, he shot for more takedowns against Max than he did in every other fight combined

>triple c not #1

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Hmm yeah this is based

That neandertal nigga got flushed badly

I was shocked that Juan just sat there and hugged the angle for the entire flurry of strikes. Ariel was right, Adams was on the cusp of being a breakout personality in the sport but he threw it all away.

this is mma, stats don't mean a whole lot.

Is Khabib considered white?

hey pussy are you still there

Are Muslims considered white?

>Brazil have one less fighter in the goat discussion
How will they recover?

He is a basically a mountain turk. Whether you consider someone like white or not is up to you

white is a term for babies, khabib is a chad avar.

>France
>mixed martial arts
shouldn't you be recruiting north africans to represent your nation for you?

>pink nipples
>brown hair
>pink hue to his skin
>makes the :l face

Yeah, I'm thinking he's white.

the Romans named Germany. They called it Germania, and the people inside the Germanii or Germans. they also named Spain (Hispania)

Juan looks loke a dog who is trying to fuck his master's leg.

wasn't mma banned in france up until recently?

A Turk is better than a Mongol rape baby.

yeah up until like last week, its why there has only been like three ufc fighters from France and two of them are African refugees.

he's literally caucasian

actually its not legal until next year.

Leave Ngganou to me

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i remember that french 26 yo prospect that retired after like 3 ufc fights, and that poor old man called Cyril Asker that got smoked by Tuivasa

The next person that cyborg loses to

For sure. That's why Turks lost everything they had and we still get new territories. Moreover our minorities burn in hell when we want it and turks got they ass kicked but kurds every second day.

But If i remember correctly there was few french fighters in tuf 22.

I believe Jackson/Wink is not open to the public and only trains professional fighters.

The only french fighters I can even think of are Francis Carmont and Cheick Kongo.

Ben Askren is 2-3 lifetime vs UFC tier competition in addition to a loss against some 1000th ranked fat Mexican chink

good joke lol,

>UFC tier competition
Was UFC 239 your first event? Just to remind you that the strikeforce guys came and dominated the "UFC Pros". UFC does not have some crazy new tier of competition.

>khabib is a pedo phile
Ftfy

Ok, seriously, that’s a dude, right? Someone claimed “she” was a tranny, but I haven’t been able to find anything to back that up.

He beat Robbie and Hieron who are/were literally in the UFC

He also beat Lima and Koreshkov who are 100% UFC caliber

in a pure street fight bout, could Cejudo have the edge over Valentina Shevchenko?

>Moreover our minorities burn in hell
Lmao. You are literally paying Chechnya tribute in the form of subsidies so that they wouldn't turn your non-country in a smoldering shithole like they've already done twice. Surprisingly, though, it's Dagestan that gets the biggest tribute from its Russian slaves. It's literally the most subsidized region in your entire non-country, lmao.

Nobody outside the ufc is top 5 in any weight class retard, very very few even top 20

Remember that French dude on TUF that quit on the stool and based Dana made a joke about a French fighter surrendering?

Askren lost to Lawler and Hieron dumfk

Cope

I invented Claudia Do Val

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Valentina carries guns on her at all times probably not

How can you say that he lost to Lawler? Like for sure he may not have truly won but that doesn't mean he lost lol

>le reddit meme

you have to go back

Have you seen how they live? All those money got spend on military bases that located there. They are curfews and shit. That's why Moscow is full of these subhumans - literally nobody wants to live in Dagestan or Chechnya. They have literally no right: they can't get a loan and nobody wants to employ them. Moreover always get the highest sentence a judge can get them for they crimes. Aside from diaspora influence they can't do shit here

>le le reddit meme
Cringe

You have to have sex

Knocking a man unconscious (multiple times) is literally the definition of winning

Based, the control and pressure of the octagon was ridiculous

He would murder her for practice

>They have literally no right
Is that why students from the Caucasus have been traditionally privileged when it comes to their ability to get into the "best" Russian higher education institutions? Lmao, you're a non-country of pathetic slaves whose sole existence revolves around satisfying your Caucasus masters.

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he's been chilling in the Pará beaches drinking coconut water

>No body outside the UFC is top 5

Bader (Bellator)
Phil Davis (Bellator)
Vadim Nemkov (Bellator)
Lovato Jr (Bellator)
Moose (Bellator)
Patricio Freire (Bellator)
Horguchi (Bellator and Rizin)
Julia Budd (Bellator)
Arlene Blencowe (Bellator)
Ilima-Lei (Bellator)

All are ranked top 5 in their divisions. its okay to be wrong.

Don't forget Mighty Mouse

the twitch streamer who makes these good OPs with news and a schedule, also the australian webm poster

lol it's almost a list of ufc failures

based zuffazombie retard

Are you retarded? You can literally google who get into a university who doesn't. Just look at the percentage of Caucasians who get there. It's less than a percent.
If you are so buttblasted about your inferiority than do something about it. Stop blatantly lying about everything you literally know nothing about. If your subhuman friends are so privileged here why they apply for asylum literally everywhere and try to leave their shitholes as fast as possible?

If by failure you mean fighters going to make more money than sure. UFC is currently having people turn them down for chances at the PFL and for Bellator contracts. New fans don't understand but the post-strikeforce era of UFC dominance is over.

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>If your subhuman friends are so privileged here why they apply for asylum literally everywhere
Because your non-country is so shitty that being privileged in Russia is still worse than being on equal terms with ordinary citizens in actual countries.

>try to leave their shitholes as fast as possible
Yeah, they're trying to leave the shithole known as Russia.

>unironically rates wmma

mousasi failure
bader failure
davis failure
no one cares millennial you probably weren't even watching mma in the 90s

RIP SWEET PRINCE

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For sure. They are literally leaches like you who can't do nothing but whine on the internet and ask the government for the money. Fortunately here they only get prison sentences. You should kiss germs legs everyday with your roach mouth for letting you drain from people

He's not wrong.

Consider the following: UFC is the only org that has actually strict PED testing. The fighters you see in other orgs are 100% on roids, because why shouldn't they be? The performance of those fighters in those orgs is enhanced by PEDs and yet they still are considered being of a lower skill level compared to UFC athletes. If you take these fighters from other orgs and throw them into UFC they get USADAd and are turned into even worse turbocans.

PFL offers jack fucking shit, its just journeyman trying cash in on the million dollar tournament. The sponsorships in Bellator put them over the salary, not because Bellators pay is preferable

>Nemkov
way to small would never make it into the ranking with guys like Cuțelaba gate keeping

>Lovato Jr
fringe top 10

>Bader
>Phil Davis
>Moose
>Horguchi
doesn't really help your case to use previous ufc fighters my man

>Julia Budd
>Arlene Blencowe
some real bottom of the barrel talent b

what is this even supposed to mean lol? you have become so absorbed with your anime forum lingo that you struggle to communicate.

>They are literally leaches
They don't need to do anything, because their Russian slaves will provide them with everything, including education and privileged military service where they get to humiliate Russian """men""" to their heart's content.

Budd is on the juice 100%

Bader Davis and Moose are ufc rejects
Nemkov and Pitbull would be dogs to everyone in the top 20
Lovato is a total can who would be usada’d within 30 seconds of signing the contract
Horiguchi I’ll give you
Lol wmma

He is. Mousasi, Bader, DJ, Horiguchi, Budd, Macfarlane, Eddie, Davis, the Pitbulls, Rory, Lima all have a good shout for being top 5. More than half literally were top 5 at one point in the UFC

>UFC is the only org that has actually strict PED testing
And its a complete corrupt joke, you’d be actually retarded to think anyone in the UFC is clean because of the presence of USADA. Jon Jones is literally allowed to microdose turinabol. Drug tests are an IQ test or bribery proposition

Not to mention PFL is run by Ali and aired on ESPN. So...yeah

OH SHIT

The only thing that is being humiliated is your turkish friends who gets to eat pork in prison. You can live in your fantasies for as long as you want but it doesn't make you less of subhuman leaches like you and your european friends who live on welfare. Being a slave of Kadyrov in Chechnya and a slave of somw Russian general in Dagestan is an important role only your brothers can fit

>doesn't really help your case to use previous ufc fighters my man
It does. If someone is top 5 it makes fuck all difference if they fought in the UFC, the argument is about top 5 talent outside the UFC, not where they originated from. Which isn’t in the UFC’s favor since they rarely pick up talent from before their pro debut

This there's LITERALLY no chance she isn't using roids she's a fucking joke.

Ryan Bader has far better resume than even someone like DC. Who as a matter of fact refused to defend his belt against Bader. Have you ever actually watched the sport or do you just jump in here to shit post?

As opposes to Cyborg who literally has a TUE to take PEDs?
mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14653370/cris-cyborg-granted-retroactive-tue-cleared-of-potential-anti-doping-violation

For sure Nunes is natty af

i love your mma photoshops dan they're so unique to your personality

Are you a fucking idiot? Whether or not the money is paid in the form of salary doesn't matter its about the actual amount they make. The actual retardation I have witness on this thread is amazing. It's like you guys avoid the real mma forums because you don't understand a god damn thing.

ryan bader who got flushed by rumble in humiliating fashion, rumble got flushed by DC twice, DC got flushed by Jones twice. Bader lost to Tito btw.

I'll leave in a "fantasy" where Russia pays tribute to its Caucasus masters and is a joke non-country from which even the privileged are trying to run, thankyouverymuch.

>Break out personality in the sport
Seriously?

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If you're not in the UFC you're a subpar fighter. Mousasi got subbed by a 50 year old Jacare he could never even sniff a title shot in the UFC he sucks.

>Bader is better than DC
I hate DC but wew lad, step away from the keyboard

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i can guarantee you UFC's anti-doping system is much better than the Bellator one

>Bader is better than DC

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>salary doesnt matter
Lol such a fucking retarded sperg. The only guys “making more money” in other organizations are people not worth the UFCs dime anyways you complete redditnigger. Nobody is outbidding the UFC straight up, they couldve paid Bader 1m a fight, but they didn’t because he doesn’t draw a dime you obtuse nigger

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Sure. While Cyborg and Jon to name a few get free approved passes to juice their balls off, harp on about some no names getting a two year suspension

They are all ranked in the top 5 of their respective divisions. You can make what ever excuse you want . Using former UFC fighters doesn't hurt my point at all buddy. Moose didn't debut in the UFC he is not UFC talent. Same goes for Kyoji. If anything it shows that UFC cannot retain its top talent in the modern mma environment. I don't understand why everyone is so defensive when it comes to this. The UFC is not your friend and its not your favorite team. Its a promotion whose talent has waxed and waned over time.

UFC couldnt afford to shell out for high-mid tier fighters because wme was still in debt up to their eyeballs. It's a bit of a different situation now with the ESPN tv deal but the lack of depth in some of these divisions because of it is starting to show

>MMAmath
wow you are actually retarded.

the first man to stop frankie edgar

Stop occupying palestine

>Ryan Bader is better than Daniel Cormier

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palestine doesn't exist anymore

Whatever makes your subhuman live easier. I wouldn't want to feel responsible for yet another turkish subhuman in german when your brain comprehends how inferior you are and how your schizoid world doesn't make sense

Dana hates Cyborg, i doubt that if she was still using roids she would get away with it nowadays, Jones on the other hand is Dana's baby boy so it could happen, still miles better than the Lellator one

You are wrong and you literally just don't understand why. The UFC gets outbid often, stop sucking the promotions cock so hard. I would expect nothing less on this site though, no one can think for themselves. 8 people respond to me with the same nonsense. You retards are worse than r/MMA.

Has absolutely nothing to do with it. The UFC’s books are almost entirely private and it’s only been recently shown how they critically underpay fighters. One of their highest roster marks was about a year after WME bought them. Boring no dimes eternal bridesmaids like Bader aren’t worth the penny, not because they can’t afford him lmao

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Robert whittaker will get revenge

I’d prefer (((they))) stop occupying the United States

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Gotta disagree with you bee

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what if he wins

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Jessichad Chadrade

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ya rang

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>reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/ch3hib/when_youre_new_to_the_game_and_completely/
>karate doesn't wo-

I want her to kick me in the throat, as a sexual thing

She literally has an exemption to take steroids. Dana likes her as much as she brings in eyes and she had very good tv ratings for the first card she headlined and brings in sizable fan interest

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>her

prime cyborg would heem cejudo

I'm only going to explain this one more time for you fucking idiots: if you're going to post a link don't put a > before it. It prevents people from triple clicking and opening it easily in a different tab. Why the fuck are you forcing me to carefully select every character but the >? Knock it off already.

She still has a winning record 2 weight classes above where she should be fighting.

If they fought 1000 times he would lose less than once

kinda sleepy lads

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>she

This has nothing to do with UFC sucking you fucking dumbass. You unironically think the UFC gets outbid straight up and not because they don’t give a shit. They can pay hundreds of thousands of more, easily, its not worth it for nobodies like Bader. Your dumb ass unironically thinks when WME is strapped for cash, instead of taking out bank loans like any billion dollar net worth company wouls, they tell the UFC to cut some middling fighter like Bader instead of a flushed old turd like Arlovski who makes twice what Bader does. You don’t know shit about mma or basic economics. WME is literally repaying their debt with MORE loans, dumbass

> 8people respond to me with the same nonsense.
That’s because you’re fucking retarded.

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Cucuy bless

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If you aren't in the UFC you don't matter.

Based.

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>If you aren't in the UFC you don't matter.

this, based and UFCpilled

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I never said anything about the UFC sucked retard. IF the UFC really wants someone, but they don't want to pay as much as bellator, by definition they were outbid. You can twist it around all you want. You are grasping at straws in a vain attempt to protect your favorite promotion. Its my favorite too, but I am not 14 and I can understand when the talent grows or shrinks. You are actually taking this personally for some reason and you need to stop. The UFC isn't going to pay you anything for your shilling.

That's the body you get when you fall for the wrestling meme

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hey tony, wheres your kid?

really wish khabib would pull out of this fight and tony gets to fight dustin

why?

It's like every fighter starts out in the UFC. They all come from different organizations an rise to the top. Izzy is been in the UFC for just over a year and he will be fighting for the belt soon. Moraes, Gaethje, Alvarez all made it to the top of their divisions quickly as well

Remember when cazzies were saying "cowdad" was going to heem Tony?

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Ufc lowballs offers to boring fringe gatekeepers like moose bader and davis that they know have zero chance to be drawls or champ

i want to see the real champion tony fighting against the interim champ dustin

It's not like *

Well I mean they were always ufc fighters at heart right? Stop arguing with us and just admit the UFC is the only promotion that matters.

Many more hype trains come to the ufc and get btfo once they face real fighters

>gouges RDA's eyes
>illegal upkick on Barboza
>blatant late punch on Cerrone

your boy is a cheating sperg

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Don't worry he'll have to pull out like always

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that's the tradition on Yea Forums fag.

if tony is so good why did he lose to michael johnson and two whos?

The script is for Dustin to pull out and Tony murders kebab in front of 50,000 smelly rats

yeah but they always end up in the UFC one way or another anyway, that's why the UFC has the biggest amount of talent in MMA

lol maybe on snow nigger chan

> i know i am wrong but i have to keep typing
you can stop responding anytime.

Shill

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Substantive retort snowflake

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The best timeline

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Has anyone watched any of Felicia Spencer's fight? What's the best one?

when she exposed megan CANderson

Heeminder if you thought Ben Askren was good after the Lawler fight your opinion is null and void.

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Based Tony calling out deadbeat dads on national television

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>snowflake
I'm not the one rushing to defend the UFC because someone mentioned that it isn't the only promotion with world class talent anymore. Just stick to your script goof

post your walkout songs

youtube.com/watch?v=_R2hlBEvHVA

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More like schizo tony. the guy is objectively a piece of shit.

>I never said anything about the UFC sucked retard
Neither did I dumbass, learn how to fucking read

>but they dont
So is the UFC getting outbid when they dont want to pay Dada 5000 six figures too, retard? Of fucking course not. Your idiotic ass is acting like the UFC cant afford shit, when that’s not the case. You also can’t talk about outbidding while simultaneously ignoring lower base pays in Bellator

You are such a fucking moron. You can’t make an actual point so you need to pretend I’m arguing from bad faith. I’m not. I’m just not a fucking blind retard like you

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When she beat Megan. She can upset Cyborg too. She has fought at 155 lbs before

Maybe if you're a soiboi

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>This has nothing to do with UFC sucking you fucking dumbass.
That was the first sentence of your response lol. You don't even remember what you typed three minutes ago, just stop.

Stipe

Based, fuck those idiots.

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Big value on Spencer and Jotko this weekend

Jotko is chinny but great on the feet

>not splashing holy water on your son
good luck with the demons lol retard.

Yeah. He's a pretty basic fighter. He got wobbled a few times by Tuivasa.

What incel things do you guys do? heres mine:
>don't look at females
>don't even look at female storeclerks but if its a male I happily greet them
>don't listen to female artists
>don't watch youtube videos made by females
>don't watch wmma

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UFC sucking as in as in you repeatedly strawmanning that I’m sucking UFC balls you fucking retard, jesus christ

>The UFC gets outbid often, stop sucking the promotions cock so hard

You can’t even remember your own words you CTE’d nigger. Literally your only argument at this point is saying I’m a Zuffazombie when I also made these posts Anything else you want to cry about you stupid little reddit bitch?

UFC 244 Colbo heem Usfag in Nigeria get the gold and then tell the crowds what he thinks of Nigeria and Nigerian in general

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WHEN FIGHTERS LOSE CONTROL

NIGERIA IS A DUMP. NIGGERS ARE FUCKING WEAK!

There's not a single good female artist though
There are a few that have made something decent at some point in their career because all the planets aligned on a blue moon and received the blessing of the last kazakh son, but they out themselves as frauds almost immediately after

>The UFC can't get outbid because they have money.
Have you ever bid on anything in your life. Not counting ebay. I mean a real contract bid, like a job. Because you seem to not understand anything about how someone gets outbid. Every fucking company has money they could spend, they choose not to. They get outbid by competition and they are not willing to pay more. You clearly don't understand. You have literally mentioned Reddit in every post, what is your obsession?

based

My gf pointed out that everything on my bookshelf was by male authors, never made a conscious effort, guess my brain is just based, redpilled and patrician

Your entire fucking implication is that the UFC is getting outbid because they dont HAVE the money you stupid fuck. Like we JUST discussed. If its not, youre not only backtracking but making such a stupid fucking point since the UFC has been “outbid” all the fucking time and today isn’t any different you stupid fucking retard god damn

>You have literally mentioned Reddit in every post, what is your obsession?
I literally haven’t. Or do you actually use words in different ways too, you dumb self-admitted redditnigger? Such a stupid fuck

>I misinterpreted your entire point and I am embarrassed.
>....but REDDIT!
you are a zuffazombie that is unable to even write one post without mentioning your homepage.

>Get completely BTFO and have to backtrack
>YOU LE MISINTERPRETING ME DOWNBOAT :;(
Here’s what you literally said to justify “outbidding” you retarded backtracking fuckface

>UFC couldnt afford to shell out for high-mid tier fighters because wme was still in debt up to their eyeballs.
Then I taught you basic wealthy people economics and you went back to sperging out about me liking the UFC and disliking reddit

Any other misinterpretations you have for me to point out that are really just you being a bumbling stupid fuckface? Reddit bitch :)

that not me lol, you have been arguing with two different people dumbass.

Notice how he didn't call you retarded or anything , while I have been doing ad homs the whole times.

Have sex

>this thread

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>when you reddit fueled furor is so intense you are blinded to the argument at hand

This guy just got PRANK'D hard LOL rest in peace rutger

Stupid fuck. Now I'm Irish. How'dye loike dem apples? Fuckin cunt.

Go to Vilnius. Play ping pong with Boris.

YO LIL DONNIE

Queen of heem

Jersey explodes for the 40th time. Idk it depends on how he wins.

>i-i-its not me!!!
Fucking embarrassing

> we where

Stay in school, kids

You know what guys, I like max and wanted max to win and I thought that this was an easy matchup for him and therefore I wasn't hyped for it, but screw it I want Frankie to get the upset victory

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Bull Sugar. You just want to see Jade smile, bite her lip, and strip for Steve Lightspeed.

You don’t know what ad hominem means you bag of zilch. Calling someone a retard isnt an ad hominem retard, saying someone is a retard therefore their argument is irrelevant is you blithering fucking zero

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I never get tired of seeing this. It's easily in my top 5 of all time KO's.

JAMES VICK IS MOVING UP TO WELTERWEIGHT

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>bjpenn.com

>That hoverhand

You can be rich af and still be a sperg at heart

Dariush and Gaethje destroyed his chin, a blow of wind could KO him now, maybe moving to WW will be better for him

He's even got 'Meme' tatted on his chest kek

>maybe moving up to fight de facto welterweights will help his chin which doesn’t protect and lifts up in the air
dont respond unless its thoughts on maycee barber you mean nothing to me

>de facto welterweights
You don't know what de facto means. Crack a book, son.

Askren wasn't out

Agreed, clearly inside the octagon

i meant middleweights you fucking zilch ive found out who multiple people are here dont think youre any different from calendar

lol im just joshing you, i dont even watch mma

who is your favorite female fighter?

Maia unironically one the first round of this and the first half of the second, if he had a gas tank he'd have won the fight.

does it fix his chin though? didnt help rockhold but he didnt do anything to fix his defence tho

Arlovski has been resurrected from the toilet more times than I can count. He's gone beyond flushed.

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He got robbed of choking out Coonsman by Leon Roberts. If he had cardio he mightve even knocked Coonsman out, was stunning him with each punch

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Genetically he's white but culturally no.

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DEREK SCHOTT RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990.

DEREK SCHOTT RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990.

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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:28:49 No.94408667▶
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> >maybe moving up to fight de facto welterweights will help his chin which doesn’t protect and lifts up in the air
> dont respond unless its thoughts on maycee barber you mean nothing to me
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:30:02 No.94408680▶
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> >de facto welterweights
> You don't know what de facto means. Crack a book, son.
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:30:21 No.94408685▶
> Askren wasn't out
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:32:01 No.94408704▶
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> Agreed, clearly inside the octagon
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:32:25 No.94408707▶
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> i meant middleweights you fucking zilch ive found out who multiple people are here dont think youre any different from calendar
> lol im just joshing you, i dont even watch mma
> who is your favorite female fighter?
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:35:31 No.94408752▶
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> Maia unironically one the first round of this and the first half of the second, if he had a gas tank he'd have won the fight.
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:36:27 No.94408774▶
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> does it fix his chin though? didnt help rockhold but he didnt do anything to fix his defence tho
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:37:53 No.94408794▶
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> Arlovski has been resurrected from the toilet more times than I can count. He's gone beyond flushed.

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post more boipucci plz

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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:05:44 No.94408340▶
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> Notice how he didn't call you retarded or anything , while I have been doing ad homs the whole times.
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:06:47 No.94408354▶
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:07:28 No.94408361▶
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> >this thread
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:08:08 No.94408372▶
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> >when you reddit fueled furor is so intense you are blinded to the argument at hand
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:08:20 No.94408373▶
> This guy just got PRANK'D hard LOL rest in peace rutger
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:08:28 No.94408376▶
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> Stupid fuck. Now I'm Irish. How'dye loike dem apples? Fuckin cunt.
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:09:45 No.94408398▶
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> Go to Vilnius. Play ping pong with Boris.
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:10:08 No.94408402▶
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> YO LIL DONNIE
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>Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)22:10:21 No.94408403▶
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> Queen of heem

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What an ass

sauce?

James Vick moving to 170lbs

Too late though he's already chinleted

he's gonna get decapitated at welterweight

James Vick does NOT deserve to get heem'd anymore. I think he has taken enough damage to come back even stronger after all the punishment

yeah his wife is a tank

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He's not been heem'd enough

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HEEM

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every single time his wife sits on his face he gets heemed probably

Prime conor heems khabib, tony peerier, Galloway, and of course, cerrone.

alhamdulillah!

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*Holloway

Why is seeing khabib in a commercial so funny?
youtube.com/watch?v=ONx_tGCGwkM

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because he's a charisma void

I noticed you didn't name someone, good choice

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not true

Had a rather rough day at work lads, no bully pls

instagram.com/p/B0Smi39FJZU/?utm_source=ig_embed

Has spammy taken it too far?

Virgin. He was about to place his hand on her back before he remembered where he was and that he was being filmed. Indicative of a previous sexual relationship with Clawja, or more likely Dana's general attitude with women that he can't continue with WMMA fighters.

Holy shit look at those comments. Low IQ NPC army.

Gaethje's body looks so athletic, like he's been built to fight. Physiognomy really does exist.

It’s over, bros. MMA is officially dead.

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He hired me

>following Joe Rogan
Leave and never come back.

Conor runs boxing must be him

chileans are truly the worst shit of south america

>The UFC’s books are almost entirely private and it’s only been recently shown how they critically underpay fighters
Which wasn't even that bad of an issue until the Reebok deal....

>mexiroach
I'll take that as a compliment, niglet.

what happened?

what the FUCK happened Felix?

Its always been an issue, Dana was just able to convince the dumbasses they were getting the lions share. Reebok redpilled them

I found out someone I knew died, plus it's been boring and cold (for spiclandia at least, about 0C) so it's kinda depressing.

shut the fuck up haitiano

Sorry about you freind getting heem'd texas. You wouldnt happen to have the webm of Vick getting flushed by can hooker would you?

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Thoughts on this fat sack of dirt getting flushed?

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sorry to hear about your acquaintance, chileanon. Have a heem

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Don't you have some illegal border crossings to attempt, so you can try to sell meth in Arizona so you can send some money back every month to your mamita and your 12 hermanitos in Tijuana, faggot?

wtf thats not the webm I posted.

4plebs is your friend, fren.

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Who's your least favorite female fighter signed to the UFC?

did I hurt you nigger?oh I’m sorry bro you know wat I was just kidding we all are heem don’t cry bro

sorry lad, but atleast youre not aspen ladd

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Roxanne Modafaggot.

Baseball.
Apple pies.
Anderson Silva.

ahh....yup!

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Idk my man, I guess shitty in the wood and blowing huskies isnt optimal for MMA

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me on the far left

unironically Amanda Nunes because shes a disgusting dyke and sets a horrible example for children

Stop occupying Native land.

Aspen Ladd seems like a nice girl

*kills the meme*

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bisping said shes a rude cunt

You mean the guy that spit on Jorge Rivera's corner?

she started training boxing in 2012 and got flatlined by the first real punch thrown in her direction

sounds pretty based to me buddeh

Why did you use MSPaint to cover up the titty?

How many dogs do you guess Ladd fuck weekly? Think she prefers to blow them, or does she get mounted all the way?

It's only ever been published that way.

Askren vs Maia will be the most boring snoozefest since Black Beast vs Magumbo.

New

maia knocks him out with the first punch

She can't handle the knot, so she usually just blows them then rubs peanut butter on her snatch for them to lick off.

Kek imagine not being able to enjoy your wife's braps because you're a chinlet. It's tawlf b.

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Why can't Nunes be more like Cyborg

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ikr they should just formally annex judea and samaria already. pallys can deal or go to jordan.

which one is the bigger chinlet?

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he looks a lot more solid than previous fights desu. might be on the gas now

Migrate, faggots.

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you cazzie faggot

Vick, at least Rockhold was fighting a normal sized adult man.

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the only reason for that is because Mejico is not part of south america.
Mejico still wins the title as the dirtiest, shittiest craphole of ALL Americas