/cyc/ /TdF/ stage 17 Pont du Gard - Gap

Without weakminded Jakob Fuglsang, the peloton has a transitional stage to get closer to the Alps. Gap is usually a finish that will be contested by a breakaway. The Sagan type sprinters can survive that last col, but since it's a bitch controlling the pack for the whole day I wouldn't be surprised if we will see him, Matthews Trentin Stuyven etc. themselves in the break. Or it will be a guy from Wanty and two French nobodies and nothing will happen all day. But you never know. Last time the Tour finished in Gap, based Warren Barguil did this to BTFO Geraint Thomas youtube.com/watch?v=kw4YhpXrQpM

Classifications:

1. Julian Alaphilippe (Fra) 64.57.30
2. Geraint Thomas (GBr) + 1.35
3. Steven Kruijswijk (Ned) + 1.47
4. Thibaut Pinot (Fra) + 1.50
5. Egan Bernal (Col) + 2.02
6. Emanuel Buchmann (Dui) + 2.14
7. Mikel Landa (Spa) + 4.54
8. Alejandro Valverde (Spa) + 5.00
9. Rigoberto Urán (Col) + 5.33
10. Richie Porte (Aus) + 6.30

Points: Peter Sagan
Mountains: Tim Wellens
Youth: Egan Bernal

Contenders today:

5.0 Peter Sagan
10.0 Michael Matthews
11.0 Matteo Trentin
19.0 Thomas de Gendt
19.0 Greg Van Avermaet
20.0 Omar Fraile Matarranz
23.0 Alexey Lutsenko
23.0 Matej Mohoric
26.0 Luis Leon Sanchez Gil
26.0 Magnus Cort Nielsen
31.0 Daryl Impey
31.0 Jasper Stuyven
31.0 Julian Alaphilippe
31.0 Olivier Naesen
41.0 Alberto Bettiol
41.0 Gorka Izagirre Insausti
41.0 Sonny Colbrelli
41.0 Fabio Felline
41.0 Rui Faria Da Costa

Départ réel will be at 12:40.

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first for best team

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2nd for Bookman

Death to Allah

Le breakaway man got this.

Allah to attack at the end of the stage and gain 2 minutes

Nth for /our guys/ Team Ineos

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Fuck off

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roglic will now be waterboy for dumoulin

37 degrees today here. How the FUCK am I supposed to survive that

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>getting this fucking triggered
Enjoy seething faggot :^)

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youtu.be/is3faz94Bdg

Je me demande si nos Français avaient un moteur comme Froome.

Keep it comfy. Live and let live.

I can do that but, y'know, if someone is gonna get triggered then fuck 'em.

>preparez les motos pour Julian

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>Video niet beschikbaar
>Deze video is niet beschikbaar.

>I can do that but I can't do that

Can Bookman win this stage?

Post yfw they cancel all the hardest climbs because of the heat and Alaphilippe wins.

He had his fun. Now he can politely fuck off and let Pinot win

It’s in French anyway. It shows that the UCI uses a shitty and unreliable iPad app to detect motors inside bikes.

Stay triggered as fuck, fuckface.

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I am from the future friends, the winner today will be Stuyven. Landa will win the tour with an incredible attack on the last couple of days.

you ended up in the wrong universe, time-travelling friend

>sunny 38°C today
>nothing to do all day but lying in the sun and watch TdF every now and then
perfect

>they look at the bike first

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these are nice mountains

I hope for a S;G in which the podium would be 100% French

bless

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today stage recap:
-small breakaway get 4 minutes advantage
-breakaway at 2 minutes before the last climb
-peloton accelerate to get them near the top
-suddenly heavy rain
-Ineos chute
-Nibbles attacks at 3.1 Km to finish and wins

Damn! Who is winning in this universe? I hope I didn't end up in that one where Thomas wins with Bernal's help in the very last climb!

it is nearly certain that /ourguy/ Nairo will attack relentlessly in these last stages and come back in a way we've not seen before

He ain't gonna do shit except suck wheel

Today is his day given that he needs to show himself for a new employer and today is his last real chance

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no idea why I replied to myself :\

>implying he can keep anyone's wheel right now.

Hi I wrote a little song for the danish riders on today's stage

I call it BREAKAWAY TIME

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Hey Valgren, Bak, Asgreen how are you guys? Oh Morkov good to see you come on in.
Everybody come in grab a drink let's get those legs on, let's get in the breakaway.

Get in the breakaway
Time to get in the breakaway
It's Tour de France
Time to get in the breakaway
Everybody come in
Get up in the breakaway
Get a little drink on and get up in the breakaway
I need you, to get into the motherfucking breakaway right now
I need you, to get into the motherfucking breakaway right now
Let's go everybody get in to the breakaway, get in right now
Everybody get right up in the getaway
GET IN THE GODDAMN BREAKAWAY
ALRIGHT?
INTO THE FUCKING BREAKAWAY

Uh, Tour de France
Tour de France
Tour de France
Get up in the breakaway right now
Tour de France
That Tour de France
That Tour de France
Get up in the breakaway right now
That Tour de France

Okay I'm starting to get upset
I'm starting to get a little pissed
If you motherfuckers don't get up in the breakaway I'm gonna get real fucking upset

Get up in the breakaway right now
Get up in the motherfucking breakaway
Get up in the breakaway right now, goddamnit Get up in the motherfucking breakaway come on

Get up in the breakaway
Get up in the breakaway
Get up in the breakaway
Get up in the breakaway

Valgren get up in the breakaway
Lars get up in the breakaway
Asgreen get up in the breakaway
Everybody up in the breakaway right now

gebaseerd en /drijftenue/pilled

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good post

Lads, why is /ourbird/ so fucking weakminded?

Don't reply to him you fucking idiot

He's Danish.

>they don't look at the bike first, the mountains second and the generic thot who doesn't even ride bikes last
baka desu senpai

Why is the Avondetappe so much more based then Vive le Velo?

I legit cringe everytime I see Cancer Carl on the screen.

>getting this fucking triggered
HAHAHA faggot.

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>Luke Rowe wants to go to a Snollebollekes concert

Ineos improving in my rankings.

NAAR LINKS

fuck off

seethe harder faggot cope butthurt lmao

But for real with that out of the way, Snollebollekes is based and peak Dutch culture

More amounts of feelings can bring movement for the life
youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8

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BAM BAM BAM BAM

>Birdcuck didnt even break a bone and still abandoned
HAHAHAHAHAHA what a weak faggit

he is going to quick step already :)

really?

yeah it was said as a rumor on flemish tv last night

so probably a done deal

That's great news. Glad he could get a spot in one of the better world tour teams.

>WADA will be testing samples from up to 10 years back for genetic doping from 2020 onwards.

Who will lose their titles, /tdf/?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NON

"Sir Bradley Wiggins" must be seething right now

(from 2010 onwards)
Wiggins
Froome
Thomas
Horner
Basso
Hesjedal
Yates
Nibali
Schleck

And Scarponi doped too but won't be mentioned because of his death

>Brit and redditor
Just kill yourself and get over it Boris you will never learn to clap spastic

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>Without weakminded Jakob Fuglsang

Hey op, no bulli pls

OH NO NO NO NO. BRITS ON SUICIDE WATCH

we already have all the Fuentes dopers but they cant name them since more than 10 years have passed

RUH ROH!

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What race is Sanne Jakobsen?

DELET!

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do you reckon big dave would lose his knighthood if it was confirmed that sky was the biggest doping cover up since usps?

youtube.com/watch?v=MTVnMO6cRfg
I'm feeling a Belgian win today

Fuglsang aiming for the Vuelta now btw.

Based Vino calling out shitstep cheats
>I knew the yellow jersey helps you go beyond yourself, but I didn't realise it made you fly. If he takes the jersey to Paris it would be a big surprise, and then I don't understand cycling."

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I'm not sure I've heard of people losing their knighthoods.

Plenty of successful business men, who later fell from grace, got to keep theirs. pic related

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Imagine people like Yukiya Arashiro as Tour winners

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he's still bitter

how does genetic doping even work

youtube.com/watch?v=PcOGxmy8GLA

He's no match for Cabeza de Carrera there

Ah yes, the race for failures looking to cope and salvage their season. Perfect for a /weakmind/ man.
>A-at least I won the Vuelta

Vino is and always was a cunt desu

rude

too hot for him

french don't dope after the festina affair. Its why they performed so badly during the Armstrong era.

Vino's a shit-stirring midget

>34°C + and not a single cloud

Nope, not gonna step outsides today.

Lol, says the Cheat. Vino is just butthurt that Astana has failed to produce any results, even with cheats.

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Same here.

GVA to do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=EFoWF0tT2YI

youtube.com/watch?v=PcOGxmy8GLA

I mean they won the 2014 Tour

Can you do take backsies on knighthood?

guess it's time to update ineos wojak

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Threadly reminder that GVA will not score a world tour win this season.

absolutely based

Nope. Today is the day wee Nairo Quintana finally makes his big move and silences his many, many critics

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you'd think the queen could do whatever she likes

Having a feeling Gilbert will get done too by WADA lads

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debasement_(knighthood)

Seems they stripped some bankers after the crisis.

Aaaaaaaaany day now
Just you wait
He's been conserving himself for the perfect opportunity
Just wait for the alps
You'll see...

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its perfect strategy. Nobody is keeping their eye on him because they think he's fucked....this gives him the perfect opportunity to sneak attack the GC.
Genius

You'd think so but European monarchies have come a long way from the days of absolute monarchy and divine right, and aren't much more than glorified mascots for their countries nowadays.

he's conserving himself for the tdf 2020

Instead of injecting EPO, nou inject/implant a gen that tells your body to produce more epo. The effects wear off after a while.

>le 45yo future attack prospect man

Orla looking fine this morning.

does that actually exist yet?

Yes. Vial costs about €100 apparently.

Professor of RUG was at Avondetappe yesterday to talk about it.

>using pedals

>using gears

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Tim Wellens gonna take it.

screenshot this

>using toilets

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Shant be watching this stage lads

you have no clue, Shitstep is belgian and successor of many doping teams. Ag2r is a french doping team successor and had 4 doping cases alone in the 2010s

No delet that

Guess they forgot to give Bardet some of the juice

>We're still talking about the former Casino team. The squad that had Massi, Dessel, Moreau beating Kashechkin & Vino at the Dauphine, Gadret 4th at the 2011 Giro d'Italia, Kiirsipu beating world elite sprinters, Efimkin, hiring Mancebo, various positives like George's, etc. So it's not the typical propre French team and never was either.

Tadej Valjavec of Ag2r also fell to biological passport in 2010.
Steve Houanard - EPO doping, 2012 - banned only 2 years ! Got fired
Sylvain Georges - heptaminol doping, 2013 - blamed it on contaminated herbal supplement (rubbish excuse) - banned only 6 months, but got fired by AG2R
Lloyd Mondory - EPO doping, 2015 - banned for 4 years technically, he is eligible to race, since it has been 4 years since 2015. Not surprisingly, he doesn't have a new pro contract

Orla Orla Orla, I love Orla

QUICK STEP INNOCENT !

Sorry Danefriend but it's true. Most riders would try to continue no matter how fucked up they are, Birdsong immediately gave up with just a few scratches.

Tour de China with stages in Himalaya when ?,

I dont buy it Lefevre is one of the most successfull managers in history and claims there was never organized doping in his teams yet as far back as 2003 a belgian newspaper published articels about "Lefevre 30 years of dope". I think someone who was active as manager in the 90s and 2000s cant be innocent. Not that i mind doping since its still the hardest sport for me. Just cant stand that they go out of their way to lie about it instead of keeping a low profile

>Not that i mind doping since its still the hardest sport for me.
All Germans are juicing confirmed.

>they go out of their way to lie about it instead of keeping a low profile

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I like podium thots.

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caleb is that you

LEFEVRE INNOCENT!!!

with a bunch of gene modified chinese superhumans. same guys can win mountain and sprint stages

>tibet monks chasing the peloton up a mountain chanting "Allez ALLEZ ALLEZ!"

I'd watch it

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I think they're antiquated and misogynistic. They should be replaced with a notable person from the local area that achieved something remarkable. Kids who beat cancer should be podium thots

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why is it so WARM

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>not sure if serious

When is Quintana attaking? This week or next week?

It sure ain`t Bennett.

friday

cap this post

>visible bra on national tv

wew

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incel

yikes


see how the anglo destroys all that is based in nature and goodness

and proud

>this kills the Brits

>it's De Gendt episode

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This is EBHs day right? All this looking weak stuff is just trickery for today?

>once allah blows up the next 5 contenders are all within 40 seconds

Can't wait for the fireworks.

Let's go boys

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I have been to this thing, pretty cool to walk around in and read about the history

Kill me.

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>watch TdF for the first time
>it's the most exciting in years

You're all welcome.

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It's a big boy
I've never been inside, is it ornate and with furniture or an empty shell

With this fucking humidity it's just unbearable. I can't handle this shit

Who?

For me, its Magnus Cort

I'm at work and we are closing the warehouse and offices right now. Everyone is going home. Sweat on my balls.

33 guys in the breakaway including le breakaway man.

This will be a good one.

Not as good as Orla.

It's been years but I remember it has these huge halls with not much in it. And there were graves of the old popes of inside. I was late in the season so there weren't many people, it felt really like walking through a piece of history and nothing much had changed.

Châteauneuf-du-Pape mentioned

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boring
I'm watching the swimming world championships

709 days to Grand Depart in Copenhagen, Denmark

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>Tête de la course made it to the breakaway too

Good

exactly one year to Tokyo olympics

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cricket for me, but i'll be checking in on the cycling intermittently

You poor bastard, it's a comfy 9.3C here where I`am.

And in all these years, breakaway after breakaway, he's never won the Super Combative prize. Really makes you think.

So Trentin will win this, right?

His hand looked mighty fucked up. TDF doctor told him it was fractured. You tell me.

>I'm not sure I've heard of people losing their knighthoods.

Not even jimmy savile, lol.

Orla Chennaoui, she`s irish. How can you not know her. Commentates on English Eurosport.

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>Magnus Cort (Astana) has had a flat tyre. 33 riders remain at the front.

Lel

25 km / 175 km to go

french bias

Should have tried anyway desu

>denmark

more like gaymark ha!

I see thanks
Avignon, Orange, Nîmes and Aigues-Mortes are all antique/medieval towns within less than 1h of one another, great for a week-end or something

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We take great pride in Tête de la Course actually, so idk why he hasn't been awarded yet

Why Moleman in the break though? He should save his energy for a break in one of the mountain stages. He has no chance of winning this one.

>overly restored crap.
No thanks, I'll keep it authentic.

t. archaeologist

>tfw it's chain waxing time

why is the thread so dead today

Vaucluse département
E N T E R E D

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>long gone are the days of going on vacation to France with your parents during the summer break
>no more summer love on the french campings in the cote d'azur.
>no more grocery shopping in the big and cool leclerc hypermarchés on hot summer days.
>no more tire a l'arc lessons on the camping grounds.

France is and was peak comfy, i cant wait to take my sons and or daughters there one day.

He was in the break a few days ago and got dropped immediately on the first mountain. He cannot into climbing now, this is his only chance.

Boring stage yesterday, boring stage today, it's Wednesday.

Even for a Belgian that was a dumb post

>summer love

y-yeah that sure was fun haha

Orange mentioned

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Commercials please
I have to poop

I bet the podium thots would disagree with you feminazis. What's wrong with looking at beautiful women. If you got it, flaunt it babe. Jeez, next thing they'll complain James Bond isn`t a black woman.

French supermarkets are massively superior to Belgian mystery meat peddlers

>Contenders today:
>Matej Mohoric
lol

i got a sticky bottle on my desk :3

You don't like him?

underrated

tête de la course will win this

it's not that, he's just not in form + he missed his chance to be in a breakaway twice in this tour already. Even Tratnik did better

It`s the heatwave keeping everyone low key while I'm enjoying my comfy 9.3C southern hemisphere winter weather. Damn, so cosy and warm in my bed watching le tour.

doppietta Pellegrini - Paltrinieri
is the rest of the world even trying?

Anymore cycling girls?
I just drop in and out of ITV4 coverage depending on current work load

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>next thing they'll complain James Bond isn`t a black woman.
user, I...

What team are they riding for? No clue who they are

Heatwave's a spook
Just close the windows and blinds in the early morning
It's currently 37°C outside and 26°C in my house, won't go higher

dunno why everyone is complaining about the heat. It's fucking great!

I just watched a pre race interview with him. Apparently he isn't too bothered by the extreme heat. You might be right this stage is the best opportunity for him.

So happy with my little fan. It makes a big difference

i agree
im sitting just in my underwear in 22C, i'm having a great time

Trentin winning would be kino

>inb4 let's go camping!!!

>seething this fucking much about ineos and british riders
Pathetic.

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maybe if your house was built for it... I'm dying up here

>downhill finish

>22C

those are rookie numbers...
34C here

Genetic doping? So like modifying your genes to get an advantage? Is that a thing?

anything above 20 and im dying

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I'm a bit scared for Crushweak though, gingers get completely wrecked by heat

22C is great. Anything above 25C is not.

>being this fucking triggered by british riders
Lmao, fucking pathetic.

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j'adore l'été

20.5C is the nicest temperature. It's the only argument for ever using Fahrenheit (69F).

This stage gonna be any good?

You just inject genetically modified shit into your body that will make your body produce more EPO.

You don't modify your chromosomes, so it doesn't last if you don't keep injecting it.

I`ve got no more pics of her. I watch Eurosport in Australia and like watching her. She's my kind of gal.

>still no blacks in cycling
feels good

Breeding two good cyclists to create the king of cyclists is genetic doping.

True it's a thicc stone house in southern France, when I had just a flat in the city it was hot as fuck

You're not counting Berhane?

what was the name of that ethiopian rider? don't know if he competes in this years tour

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>total direct energie

what are they even trying to accomplish here, just making sure everyone is exhausted for tomorrow?

Wow. Never heard of that before. It's a good idea though that the anti-doping authorities are keeping blood samples for a long time so that they can test them in the future with more advanced techniques. Should help catch, and therefore deter, cheats.

now that's obsession

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Grmay

You live in a house built with proper thick rock? European houses seem to be built so much more solid which probably keeps the worst of the heat out.

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ty

tekleheimanot (something like that)

So we all agree Caleb Ewan is the next Cav then? You'd have to be an idiot not to think it tbqh.

I think if you managed to pull a bird with good genes then people would see that as fair play.

Punishment from the team director because they have nobody in the breakaway, it's pretty common

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LOL, that really made me laugh.
Hope it's not that guy again.

that's the one!

host on my tv keeps calling caleb 'the little man'. 'what he lacks in height..' etc.
lucky caleb isn't an incel from here!

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Good point, their kids will probably be the best cyclists ever.

He's certainly short enough.

No he's from Eritrea, like Berhane and Kudus

>german commentator in charge of knowing band of brothers

>200km
>40°

death march is a joke compared to that

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Why couldn't the peloton just collectively decide to stop following their tempo? Would be so funny to see a little Total train up the road failing to close the gap.

the truth is that 25°c is the best temperature, the most comfortable.

Laura is a qt.
Also Lizzie and Philip Deignan are a pro cyclist couple.

so "nigga stole my bike" was only a meme?

Yes the house's over 120 years old and by looking I'd wager the walls are about 70cm thick
It has old house issues but I'm not worried it'll collapse anytime soon

they dont have cancellara to pull off stuff like that

35°C with no clouds is the best weather

>t. definitely not a (sand) nigger

For comfort maybe. But for performance its gotta be 15°C.

Nice pixles!

Love me some a glass of Châteauneuf-du-Corn

>3. You will not post any of the following outside of Yea Forums:
>b. Racism
>>>/global/rules/3

baka

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hell yeah lads i'm on vacation now. getting drunk and watching the tour. 10/10 this is what life is about

How was that racist ?

Does MvdP count? Great cycling genes form his father and his grandfather on his mother's side.

yikes

How do we get Sagan to fuck Froome.
We'd have a sprinting mountain goat hybrid.

Why is Bradley Wiggins a Sir but Froome is not?

>filename
hearty kek

snownigger genes

skellies aren't allowed to be knighted

english posters on tdf are the worst desu

Froome is kenyan.

Punished Viviani. An Italian denied his stage wins.

Puh, fapped 1 hour straight. Quite the work.

Just got back from work, have I missed anything good?

What did you fap to?

>how is it not racist to say that it "feels good" that there are no blacks in cycling
Gee I wonder.

This isn't /pol/ you fucking idiots. If you want to be an edgy teenager racist then fuck off over there, thanks.

When the Burgers get in here it can be pretty bad. I honestly think that one brit and that one german just need to leave.

you have to leave 4channel

At the time he was the first British grand tour winner.
Retroactively Froome should now be the first grand tour winner thanks to the recent change in the 2011 Vuelta of the Espania

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>still no blacks in cycling
>feels good
Very disappointing to hear that from a fellow aussie, mate.

A handful of cute towns

iktf

>>>/reddit/
off you go

Holy shit, for once Bernd im impressed. Did you use your hand the whole time? Or did you use some advanced strats, like onaholes or your fav body pillow?

SEETHING

:(

No one has crashed then.

You're the same dude writing all those responses to people hating on British riders, aren't you?

Go be a seething black elsewhere.

wtf are you guys seeing them going over a roman aqueduct bridge - i'm sure they just did that yesterday? am i getting mendala'd?

What's the deal with onaholes or body pillows? I always thought they were a meme. Do people actually use that shit?

>Caleb Ewan
>1.65m
oh no no no no

Why cant anglos and other derived people just stay away...
Please stop ruining the thread and stop imposing your morals on us europeans


s m h

yes they're only here for jingoist reasons

>it's a /pol/ vs anti-/pol/ sperg out
boooooooooooring

Your feelings are irrelevant, fuck off.

yes and yes

literally not a leaf moving outside my window right now, no wind whatsoever

im fucking dying lads

Body Pillows are probably a meme. Onaholes are pretty fucking unreal though. They feel amazing. And I feel like sex toys for men should be a bit less taboo...

Same here, whenever they talk about him it's always "the little sprinter/the small Australian" etc

How are onaholes a meme?

Over 9000 tabs

Searched for some new stuff, but they were rather boring overdesigned.
Then I ultimately sticked to some classic Czech/Slovak porn ( Lenka Murinova if you want to know the name).
Video quality is bad, but girls were natural.

Yes, my hand. Small breaks inbetween while searching for a new video helps.
But I have death grip, that is for sure, benis felt a bit numb after cumming.

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Vaison-la-Romaine mentioned

With that that 2000 y.o bridge that withstood an historical flood a few decades ago whereas all the modern bridges collapsed

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Baisons la Romaine lmfao hahaha

65 km / 135 km to go

Could be fun on saturday stage. Forecasts show pretty strong rain/storms in Apls.

Based

Daily reminder we have a town named Viols-le-Fort

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Wow, I like the older houses.

groenewegen SEETHING

Yeah I think Froome deserves a knighthood to be honest.

I guess Wiggo was knighted because of his high-profile achievements, being the first British Tour winner, plus he won that gold Olympic medal for the TT at London 2012 (our home Olympics, of course), plus he had won three other gold Olympic medals on the track between 2008 and 2004, plus a silver and a couple of bronzes going all the way back to Sydney 2000. In fact after winning gold in the team pursuit at Rio 2016 he became Britain's most decorated Olympian, with more medals than anybody else.

But yeah, I think Froome deserves a knighthood, but after the whole Salbutamol thing, I'm not sure whether it would happen. Which is sad. Froome might be completely right that his adverse urine sample was only caused by dehydration and whatever and that he did take an amount of Salbutamol that was within the right limits. I think Froome should have a knighthood if Bradley has one, because Froome's achievements on the road are greater than any other British rider of all time by a very significant margin.

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You would have a glass of Pinot, Sirs?

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It didn't mean rape in old French, r-right ?

announcing a report is against the rules mate

>35°C with no clouds is the best weather
You should migrate to Australia, as long as you are not the camping steal your organs guy.

German speakers, can you tell me who is in the wrong here:

youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w&

?

does that mean... rape it hard?

Hmm I was sure Robert Millar won the Vuelta but apparently I was wrong. Wtf

maybe I will someday

>as long as you are not the camping steal your organs guy.
I'm not

Oh yeah but the French riders cheering on Allah Philippe or Pinot aren't here just for jingoist reasons at all, oh no not at all. Neither are the French fans (not all of them, but some of them) who boo when successful winning riders from other countries cycle past them.

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Without the "s" yes, but there it means "rapes : the fort"

You have to dig in Languedocian instead of Old French for this one, its second name is Viòus lo Fòrt, but I have no idea what's the etymology

dafuq

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STOP

or mayb i will rayp

>/tdf/
>tour de France
>REEEEEEEE WHY ARE FRENCH PEOPLE HERE
Take your meds, based retard.

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pretty kino

of course not

4chin became an offshoot of reddit when it got swarmed by T_d refugees in 2016, newfag

santé

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Rape him hard is "Viol-le fort", but it's pronounced exactly the same

that's just depressing :(

sure but is tropical island fun or not ?

desu I think Katusha are all cheating

No idea what it's supposed to be, but the name reminds me of that one Wham song.

youtube.com/watch?v=9aV9w9S5WRA&t=2m08s

dutchbros can you translate this part

Have a cold shower.

I'm just here to post pics of the places the riders go through and remind people they should visit France instead of the UK

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what an arsouille

Enjoy your ban fuckface.

I didn't announce a report, fuckface.

How do we get you to go away?

>roidroll
>believing a team may not cheat in the first place

WARUM MACHST DU DASS DENN

feels bad man :(

>NO OTHER COUNTRY IS ALLOWED TO WATCH A SPORTING EVENT IN OUR COUNTRY
Yeah I'm sure that's exactly what ASO wants, for the global audience to disappear. You're pathetic.

Not too cold though because your body will rush to get at normal temperature again so you'll have a feeling of heating up as soon as you step of the water
Better to take a slightly fresh/lukewarm shower so the heat difference between your room and your body isn't too great

youtube.com/watch?v=v2_UulzmUtY
CLUUUUB TROPICANA DRINKS ARE FREEEEE

How about you fuck off and then you won't have to shit your pants about posters who are triggering you?

Wtf?

>that comfy housing in the rock
heat wave : zero fucks given

>what is reading comprehension
You sound mentally challenged. Seek professional help.

Don't be mad, there's more than enough to go around. I can't drink this all alone.

stay on topic. Stop overcoding everything with your ideologies. You're as bad as the SJW who sees misogyny everywhere.

>shit your pants

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Now that's what I'm talking about

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OK, German speakers. A very long time ago, our German teacher tried to use German rap as a learning medium.

youtube.com/watch?v=VUosAGDM8Sg

Let's say we were not really convinced. Were they famous in Germany? Also, what do you think of Tim Toupet?

Is he speaking Danish?

It's absolutely intelligible.

This thread a shit.
Anyone going anywhere interesting to cycle this summer? Next week I'm going to Mt. Aso, Kuju, and Kirishima. Pic related is Aso.

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tropical island is fucking amazing

>CCCs hotel is 70km away from todays finish and 100km from tomorrows start
Ahahahahha

beware the bears

DOG I wish that were me

A stone house in a vagin.

Japanese mountains are peak comfy, especially Kirishima. Have fun.

You`ll be sporting a golden tan in no time.

Hot
Here's a stone house in a rising dick

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You mean this bear?

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Why am I being bullied on Yea Forums?

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inb4 you ded
>Mount Aso (阿蘇山 Aso-san) is the largest active volcano in Japan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Aso

volcano.si.edu/reports_weekly.cfm

Only boomers heard them and its more of a pop band.
Toupet is something you would only hear in Mallorca or at carnival

I guess you mean unintelligible? It's gibberish.

I don't think this one can be called troglodyte but holy fuck that's ultra comfy.

do you go to onsen after long rides? i love doing that here

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Joke's on you m8. I've been up it 3 times actually, its about 150km from my house.

>N-N-N-N-NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT EVEN THOUGH THAT'S LITERALLY A LOGICAL CONSEQUENCE OF WHAT I SAID!
Fucking pathetic idiot.

They are still famous actually, of course mostly among boomers.
Zoomers listen to ghetto hip hop or however you call it.

Googled it.Seems that I have heard about it before. It's one big resort/public swimming pool build in a large hall where they used to build zeppelins.

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VENTOUX

Faucon and the Ventoux mentioned

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BIG

WHITE

MOUNTAINS

Yes.

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>no ventoux stage

damn shame

Is it very expensive to live in one of those ultra-comfy French villages? Any jobs there besides peasantry? Seriously considering a move.

Pic related's a favorite of mine too
Not exactly troglodyte either but having a cliff as your wall must help against heat

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its dutch

Alroight lads, entering the Drôme département

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Ok, never knew that.

kuma

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Well the cold one will be very pleasing while it's lasting but indeed you'll be sweating much quicker afterwards

Top comfy.

based

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Bullshit. This happens every single time with the yellow jersey. We even saw Contador beat the GOAT Cancellara on TDF time-trials when he was in yellow.

Body pillows are definitely not a meme, I can't sleep without one.

no u

>all these comfy villages
>perfect weather conditions during summer
29 year old boomer here. Is it already to late to learn french and live a comfy live in france?

>No Sagan in breakaway

He isn't even trying anymore

Forget it, you'll never be able to afford it

These were poorfags houses back then, now it's considered desirable

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You're German, don't you already speak 4 languages? Why would French be hard to pick up?

I love seeing rural France, it's so comfy without all the migrants. Really makes me think.

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29 july

It's not. It's just nonsense meant to sound (to Danes) like it's Dutch.

ready for /comfy/ thread
>just out of the pool, ac on

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No, they only look comfy in a summer sky with an helicopter view. Most of them are barely habited by dying geezers, and there's absolutely no job here, and they're entirely devoid of any convenient facility for your everyday life (doctors, administration or pubic service of any sort, shops...).
Or if they're super beautiful, they're hyper expensive tourist traps that only come to life during summer.
At best, you can buy some house, renovate it and use it for holidays locations for families. Big ones that can accomodate 15 to 20 people are especially sought after, as there's a serious lack of them.

I'm ok with Europeens moving here as long as they try to learn the language
Not that my opinion has any incidence anyway

That makes sense to me. They are still pretty simple looking houses. I love poorfag houses desu, probably because i am a slight poorfag myself.

but why

Alreday wrote it yesterday. I only speak German, English and tiny bits of Latin. I've been thinking on picking up another language for years though.

Paris used to be a paradise
Heard stories from family members
>feels bad we will never get to experience that

He doesn't care anymore, so he'll do the bare minimum to win the green jersey.

>de gendt wins lol

Now THIS was cycling.

God, it's a cruise ship holiday built into a hangar.
What will those crazy germans think of next.

No, we can go further. See this.

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Yes nowadays with some modern comfort and renovations I'd love to live in one
Here's the opposite of troglodyte

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>Now THIS was cycling.

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Hangar was the word I was looking for.

>Paris used to be a paradise

That was the exception to the norm, Paris used to be a huuuge shithole. They built the catacombs because the city was overloaded by decaying corpses for instance, not even in time of war

21-24 is the sweet spot for me

WAKEY WAKEY

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Now THIS was an attaque.

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Who here remembers the stage at Oradour-sur-Glane
Shit was lit

FUCK OFF

Incredible. That looks a bit risky, but now I see that image is exceptionally high tide. Pretty cool desu.

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I thought helmets weren't mandatory before 2000s ?

Hahahahhahahahahaaa

>ywn ride in the Tour de USSR
Feels bad.

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Did he die ?

Thenks
Visit anytime though you already look busy with Japan

I can wiggle her anytime she wants

Yeah the crowd was in fire.

No, sadly. Attention whore that he is.

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the chopper fucked it up

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What happened ?

The hand of God pulled him back on the rope fortunately.

He CANNOT be defeated.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

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well, I live near it

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Pretty based how everything is built circularly around the church.

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there was too much wind in the first place

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God damnit, he doesn't look like someone who had a near fatal accident 1.5 months ago...just how?

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keep em coming

it probably follows the former city wall that have been demolished

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kek

I'm here because I love cycling (the state of Dutch cycling was all the way down in the shitter back then).
I'm betting you wouldn't be here if Brits weren't succesful. You're just here to gloat and don't give a single fuck about cycling.

Not the same region but this type of town exists throughout the south en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circulade?oldformat=true

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Read up on the "froome didn't really crash" conspiracy.

I for one believe it completely

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94 km / 106 km to go

Looks male.
THICK. 10/10.
Does nothing for me.

still think that he should've been DQF for that

aliens?

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Tour of Hokkaido, when ??

>you just know

Back from an AA meeting. What have I missed?

file no longer exists (404)?

Nice and thick. I like her.

I hope we'll find another pre-historical painted caves one of those days
These regions have a swiss cheese topography

Very kind of you François. I plan on going to France with my wife eventually, the rural stuff looks so lovely. And I did learn French in school for many years back in home country.

this.

Foux du fafa mes frêres.

you guys disgust me

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Yeah I have it also, in all the threads and boards.

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Did he cross the finish line without bike ?

Kek

>based breakaway man

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Lolling at Anthony Perez's attempt and ultimate failure to get something out of his back pocket.

Stupid cunt.

Côte
De porc ?

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lol

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Don't contract Paris syndrome!

hehe

bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/36797558

france is so beautiful
i wish i was france

Who is she?

Sounds like something that won't happen outside Paris

top kek

Ha, having been to Paris and then moved to Nip, I can see how they get Paris syndrome. That place is romanticized to all hell here.

I know you guys hate him and all but you wouldn't really have the best race in the world without the best racers.

>caleb is the shortest rider in the race

whats th best webm from tdf 2019 so far?
is it Alaphillippe giving some girls a yellow shower?

>highest recorded temperature ever in The Netherlands: 38,6 in 1944
>today 38,4 tomorrow predicted to be hotter

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST FUCKING KILL ME

Viviani's look at WVA

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100% Viviani getting Whoa'd

post it please

Look on the Froome's twitter, he just posted a video of him pedalling.

If you go there with a realistic outlook, Paris is still worth visiting over and over
But it really concentrates all that's wrong in this country

thx, so he finally got a bike, no reason to DQ him.
Though I don't understand why the organisers gifted him the victory...

Our new one from the last heatwave is 46°C

Beat me to it.

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wut?

post the webm you speak of
sagan book signing mid tourmalet

Don't let me down :'^(

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sporza.be/nl/2019/07/15/wuyts-die-blik-van-viviani-hoe-is-dat-nu-mogelijk/

>Wiggins uses Belgian accent to greet GVA in English
What a twat/legend.

>Alaphillippe giving some girls a yellow shower?
What now?

streamable.com/shef6

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post it please

thanks

LA BASCULE

blonde loli butt

Absolute bro

I know people love the idea of Sky/Ineos finally not winning but it's not really been a classic tour.
Yet, at least.

Bardet, poor guy ;_;

Tu me fais trop pitié, tu me saoule vas-y parle à ma main !
Si t'as pas compris cela veut dire: oublie moi hein hein !
Je t'écoute pas, t'existe pas, vas-y parle à ma main !!
Si t'as pas compris, cela veut dire: Non merci hein hein !
youtube.com/watch?v=Q4FamibkUH4&ab_channel=FATTV

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For me it's Jasper Stuyven. 8 top 10 places, he deserves a win this time around

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My body is ready

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I don't speak baguette
WALEN GO HOME

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>twat/legend
I've never seen him summed up so accurately before.

Eurosport comparing Tinkov to Trump and Boris because he promised some rider a Porsche he never got

Is this the most iconic moment of the decade?

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Ik ben al thuis !

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Dieu que c'est laid

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youtube.com/watch?v=8QOxKCKC09A
best Yelle song

Froome running up the mountain was in the same race and was way more iconic/memorable.

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This is the extent of Dutch music that has made it to Danish radio. youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50

Explain yourselves.

Ominous storm-ish clouds inbound lads
It's happening
Hailstorm confirmed

imagine the smell

Hoe is Charleroi deze tijd van het jaar?

Alle tieners zeggen ja tegen MDMA

I loveJean-Claude LeClerc, Carsten Migels and the other autist desu

Conform to English you fucknut, I can't understand you

Apparently Nibali gets 4 million a year at Bahrain

So what I couldn't understand you either
>Speaks in gibberish
>Gets mad when answered in gibberish

Allah phillipe: "we're bored there, I went to the car to say hi"
Topkek

These new Vitaepro ads are low energy.

" Je veux te voir dans un film pornographique
En action avec ta bite
Pour tout savoir sur ton anatomie"
youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8&ab_channel=emimusic

>You'll never sing those lyrics at 8yo
How do non French speakers even live ?

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Send help

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Absolutely disgusting and degenerate

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Ik woon in Waterloo. Ik ben niet een arm Carolo

youtube.com/watch?v=7DZsIknkKJg

Should have this on the radio tbqh

>ik ben niet een arm carolo

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RAIN

PLUIE
L
U
I
E

tfw osaka
only mt rokko to climb

beffen is gay

youtube.com/watch?v=jeFfYkz3LKM

Yelle was really cool. Her bum is surprisingly nice too.

Ever since I saw Raw I weirdly enjoyed this song

youtube.com/watch?v=GEP5LbhS4MA

Walen sounds cute tbf

Lucky fuckers getting rain

Epic Flandrien moment incoming

best belgian music out there
youtube.com/watch?v=5yBvP3616Wc

RAIN IN 5

Oh shit another gaikoker in /TdF/. Osaka is hype though, my Osaka friends seem to enjoy life.

youtube.com/watch?v=1SwlqFc8RHA
Now THIS is Dutch music

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this is what Carolo looks like
>We're from Wallonia, dirty south of Belgium
youtube.com/watch?v=aEdPOn0HmdQ&ab_channel=lektroluvrecords
that was kinda disturbing, I didn't know her

38°C here, all I can send are some more degrees.

So the memeiest moment of the 2010s was either Froome's meme ascent or Froome's meme descent?

What are the other contenders? Seeing as it's the last tdf of the decade, I might create webms and a poll if there's enough interest.

>inb4 all the contenders come from the past two years

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hottest day ever record here atm
38.9

Phil Gilbert going over that stone wall on the descent?

weather's been a shit lately so been zwifting with TdF

youtube.com/watch?v=ajRhcs3u7iw
DEEEEEE TOER DE FRANS

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Contador Schleck mechanical attack
Voeckler almost carrying the yellow to Paris (not really a single event but still)
Sagan "crashing" Cav (he did nothing wrong)
Renshaw headbutt

sagans descent to gap and froome running without a bike was for sure the top moments for me
the best stage was probably the rainy cobblestone where Nibali took hold of the yellow
that or the two crosswind stages (the one with sagan and froome, and the one where cavendish won). those were pretty much non stop action for 3-4 hours

Patrick Jumpen?

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Gilbert not in this tour is a disgrace

Froome is essentially 2010s cycling.
We all remember 2018 Giro stage 19 for example.

Our record is ded now too.

39.1 in Gilze-Rijen. :(

Hey guyz!

Next year! /cyc/ meet-up at one stage of the Tour.
Camping and party and memeing in front of the camera.
Let's make it happen!!!!

>waiting for granny reichenbach

Too bad the 'Stopped To Take a Shit But Still Won' was in the Giro and not the Tour.

Yeah the rain finally died this week, I hadn't rode in a week. Now comes the deathly heat.

Im eyeing up Mt Unzen this weekend.
Mt Rokko looks interesting, the road along the top looks fun.

Dutch broadcast got interupted by the news we broke our 75 year old temperature record.

rape? y/n?

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Stop

Ok what's that flag ? It's another genderfluid pride bullshit ?

You really wanna kill someone huh?

lol

pls no i like my kidneys

>Albion Plateau is where the fr*nch keep their doomsday silos

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Congrats.

Just a slight drizzle, lads

yeah because muh froome can't descend/doesn't attack died in two minutes flat

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This is probably the single most meme moment in all of the GTs of the 2010s yeah
>using toilets
Imagine if he lost, us Dutchies would never be able to post in /cyc/ again, too much banter

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Bernard Canetti, je suis le fondateur de comme j'aime.

Which year was that when driver crashed Hoogherland (or sth like that) and the others? Not really a meme tough.

Stage 9 of 2017 (Porte's death crash, Uran winning) was an all-timer as well

If any Brits turn up you have my permission to kill and eat them.

Nah, we don't have those anymore, the base was closed like 25 years ago.

*kept

I thought the French nuclear deterrent relied on submarines alone, just like you bongs?

we not made for this weather fren

Don't remember, somewhere in the 2009-2013 range?

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Fais moi maigrir mon chou !

2011 I think

Flamme rouge collapsing on Yates

>Using fans

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Not only.

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>posting dumpert memes

2011

Does he go faster this way?

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Jesus... No rape no killing.
, no organ stealing. Just camping and partying with all the other thousands of people present... I am not one of the "new germans" who rape camping people at machete point

First, i'm not a cannibal but even if, i wouldnt eat a Brit. Too much fat and high risk of getting madcow disease.

The most iconic moment will be when Quintana finally unleashes his devastating attack

That's a good one as well

>i'm not a cannibal but even if, i wouldnt eat a Brit. Too much fat and high risk of getting madcow disease.
So you've thought about eating Brits?

Do you want my organs?

Nah probably some local town flags, there are 30 000+ communes and each have their own

Don't have it from Dumpert, never even go there.

Oh, so i was mistaken.
You actually have nuclear bombers?
What about icbms?

Also the bus getting stuck at the finish line before the riders, but that might have actually been the meme down under, can't remember.

>I am not one of the "new germans" who rape camping people at machete point
thats something a machete rapist would say

No never, but user suggested i kill and eat them. Aussies are weird.

No, i want to party with you. I knownyou Aussies can stomach a fuckton of alcohol. We'd be best friends

Nah that was in the Tour, 2013 I think. Orica Greenedge (nowadays MTS) bus.

>First, i'm not a cannibal but....

I'm too poor for that. Sorry Eugen-Jonathan.

well duh yes, they're in subs

Just saw Froome is back on the bike. WTF this lad isn't human. He should be in a wheelchair. I don't think the injuries were as bad as they said

OH NO NO NO NO

Aussies can't drink for shit. They drink a lot but they can't handle it.

What's wrong with dumpert?

Giro has had so many moments in the last years. First crashweak and sleepy Zakarin and then we get poomoulin, yikes, and Froomeys TT attack.

Mate. Let it go. No one's going to just meet up with anonymous randoms from the internet like that, especially not from an autismo site like Yea Forums and definitely not if it also involves going to a foreign country.

And you're not making your case better by trying so hard and coming off creepy and weird.

It's not gonna happen so just stop. Find some friends irl to do it with, or cyclists in your local area.

>WTF this lad isn't human.
Well yeah, he's African.

don't often see a bike race where all the riders are glad it starts raining

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I'd say i'm pretty damn white.
I can still get sex the normal way

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>tour de bayern
twitter.com/sportschau/status/1154019189251854337

>You're just here to gloat
No I'm not. I only do that if someone posts something saying they hate Britain or some other shit like that. Otherwise I don't do it, at least I don't think I do. I'm not trying to provoke people, I just respond to people who say they hate Britain etc.

It's tiresome though, maybe people are just baiting at this point so maybe I should just stop replying.

luring people from the internet to rape camps is not a normal way

>maybe people are just baiting at this point so maybe I should just stop replying.
Is Britanon starting to undersand ?

Hahahahahahahahaha. Literally BEYOND parody.

No, he got his bike by the end of the stage. He got on a Mavic bike then got one of his own bikes from the Sky car.

Looks like the Peleton keeps it comfy totay

I'm British and I hate Britain. That's why I fucking left.

No, you aggressively attack people even if they're just like "I'd like someone else than INEOS to win for once, predictable results are boring" and try to make it all about some perceived madness about Britain even if there's nothing in there about that. Just stop that, and let people live. You don't have to reply to everyone who doesn't support the same team as you.

You dont have to join us if you dont want to. I'll go with two buddies anyway but it would be cool meeting up with fellow anons. We shouldnt share food tho, i'm afraid of that ever since i saw that thread of a meet-up where someone handed out cookies in which he jizzed in before baking.

138 km / 62 km to go

>just respond to people who say they hate Britain etc
Butthurt Britistani can't handle the banter. SAD!

Dude, calm your nipples. Dont be so uptight. Handle the banter or have sex

Pls no. I don't want to get druged or lose my Organs

hand of a rapist

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Why are slavs so obsessed with rape? This isnt Bosnia...

who is? quintana is 167 even though he looks like a little pocket man

maybe just stop bein a cunt and enjoy the tour

I can tell you're overweight just by looking at your hand, no wonder you're a psycho

>colder in Southern France than here

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I can fingerbang breddy good but i prefer it the consentual way

FFS IGNORE THE BRITISH TROLL AND NO WE ARE NOT GOING CAMPING

Back to /comfy/ please.

>i prefer it the consentual way
So you have done it non-consensually?

Can allahfilup do it lads?

Wut??? I'm 1.85m @ 81kg. What the fuck is your problem? Why dont you pay your denbts first?

i still believe in him

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>meteofrance.com down since this morning

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Nope. The idea of it is unappealing enough to know i wont try

landa can suck a dick

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Who else is wearing under shorts only today?

He'll get exposed Tomorrow when Quintana finally attacks

would you be able to protect us from machete wielding rapists

I'm two inches taller than you and I weigh 72 kilos, when I used to race I was 69. And I'm not Greek, I just live here.

I've been in underwear at home since late June

t. slenderman

I did Krav Maga as a teen so yeah, maybe. But arabs dont do cycling, there wont be a machete attack. It's not Londonistan

*blocks ur ignorance of racing tactics and team dynamics*

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>wearing shorts
I'm sitting naked on towels the last two months.

I'm completely butt naked. Even underwear is too hot in this climate

Hautes-Alpes mentioned

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Pretty much, that's what my sister calls me

>not being naked

Alex Dowsett sounds like a 40 a day smoker

for me it's thin breezy pajama pants, no underwear

Magnifique, Mountains>>>>all

he sounds like a dude whos having whiskey for breakfast

Don't know what inches are but I am 1.94 and 72 kilos too. I'm just never hungry :(

Is that really so important that it's worth interrupting a live event? Weird.

LET'S POST SOME COMFY FRENCH VILLAGES.
SCREW BUTTHURT BONGS AND RAPEY KRAUTS.
THIS THREAD IS COMFY NOW

I start with Rodemack in Lorraine

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t. rapey kraut trying to lure us to that village

We love talking about the weather

this :^O

There are other Krauts in this thread. Stop it, let's be comfy

For me, it's Saint-Guilhem-le-Désert

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If it faced backwards it would probably give him a small speed boost.

As it is, it probably slows him down slightly.

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Yeah, it's gonna be even worse tomorrow, the Netherlands and Belgium are going to see temperatures that haven't happened there for centuries.

>tfw I know there are at least two other chill Brits on /tdf/ this year but Seething Dutchman hates us all regardless.

Genuinely appreciate the weird, rapey, druggy German stalker for taking some of the heat off us.

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You are just over 6 foot 4 inches, I am 6 foot 2 inches. Do you ride every day?

Mah man, same here

going commando right now

We're obsessed with 'extreme' weather phenomena.

Your gran could climb that but it's loose as fuck.

That's one phallic mountain.
Bretty gay desu senpai
Also, why isnt he waving a white flag?

Now that's what I call phallic symbolism

>not playing chess with his grandson

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>tfw same height as you but weigh 90kgs with abs as well

nothing personnel maybe i rape you

From yesterday's thread, a based Dane started to make a REAL Tour de France.
1/2

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Neuf-Brisach in Alsace is the most comfy town ever

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phallyc fixation = gay

sorry lads

2/2

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Damn, imagine the Alp stages

I've been rooting for him ever since

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When I aim for 2500 calories, I honestly feel like I'm force feeding myself even though I burn a shitload of calories cycling and working. Honestly have no sense how people can get fat.

5'9'' 8st 10lb (175cm 55.3 kilo btw )

I read in the paper that there will be more sunshine this weekend than there was in all of June

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>you now realise Rapey Kraut is the only new meme content from this entire tour

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Is he autistic enough to take into account the fact he has to choose roads, and especially corners and intersections, that speeding bikes can safely use, or is he just trying to find the closest road to the coast/border ?

Guess this is one of the advantage of living alone.
If my mother and sister are at home, I wear some shorts and a tank top.

It's not gay if you beat him up afterwards

No I don't, I have just always been skinny. My whole family too btw.

You might want to meet up with a certain German poster if that is your thing

Yes I wish he can finish the job, I'd like to see the stages profil.

>not asserting your male dominance and getting some sweet incest by hanging around naked
What are you, a dicklet ?

Thank you skeleton

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Absolutely based.
I'd watch this autism fest.

How old are you?

>where someone handed out cookies in which he jizzed in before baking.
Jesus, I would never go camping with you or your friends.

Reminder that Froome and his teammates are good guys. It's Sky/Ineos that are the bad guys

>tank top.
It doesnt get any more pleb than that

i love all brits

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You rode that?

It was a famous screencap from /r9k/ i believe. And why are you reading impaired? I told you that jizz cookies are what i fear most.

35

based Norway froomefag

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Is your sister hot? Or your mother?

From /k/ actually. The famous story of the cum brownies.

Based and redpilled

...

>I can still get sex the normal way
Do you take your hand out for a date first?

I thought it was from /k/?

Plenty space to set up an illegal rave

2500 calories is nothing if you are doing a lot of exercise. I easily do 4000. Although a lot of it is junk food.

Good genetics. Now if your teeth are somewhat straight you will have the best chances of surviving when SHTF

Good man.

Just hugging the coast by whatever means possible. I think some of them were footpaths and campsites. I consider this an absolute win.

stupid sexy sagan

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What ?

It was /k/. I stand corrected. But /r9k/ is definetly capable of worse things

nah
>Ketones
>Viviani face
>drijftenue

Did he lose his chicken tendie?

oh no no

162 km / 38 km to go

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>be sieged by gendarmerie

Wew
not looking good for Julian now

As if we weren't brainwashed enough.

Well ketones definitely started last year with MI6 Ketones but it was niche desu.

Une semaine GRATUITE

A battle of our age
The new lutte du Larzac

After 30 years I still cant comprehend just how far south Britain is, I still consider it more or less on the same latitude as Oslo.
Im retarded I think.

You are not fooling anyone with that proxy, Hans.
Nobody will join you for a rape rave or camping

B A U K E

Every thing I eat, I eat for nutrition. No cakes, sweets or fatty shit. I just eat until I'm full and never feel tired or weak.

For some reason, that means something coming from a German. When SHTF, can I breed a few of your thicc Bavarian mountain fraus?

You frogs fight the cops every weekend, where's the problem?

That's sounds terribly boring. Unhealthy food is delicious

here we go

>can I breed a few of your thicc Bavarian mountain fraus
Sure, why not. As long as you're white.

Geography is a headfuck. When I learned that Carlisle is to the east of Edinburgh, my mind was blown.

Also, there are parts of Brazil's east coast which are closer to Africa than Brazil's western border.

lame

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>hello brightness my old friend

>real life shitposting

I'm gonna pretend this is John West Salmon/Tuna aussie

Who is this?

sensiblechuckle.jpg

Ground battle =/= siege, we're not prepared for that.

I guess I'm lucky that I find healthy food delicious. Also helps to play around with seasonings.

A snake oil salesman in cahoot with the bogdanoff

Je suis Bernard Canetti, le fondateur de Comme j'aime

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disgusting

Eurosport germany guys calling Allaphillipe a gypsy
>in a good sense

based
can almost hear this playing
youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Asgreen jumping that gap solo

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For me, it's rovgren

AAAAAAAAA

For me it's watching Eddy disappoint again

TDF about to subscribe to pewdiepie

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For me it's watching France get humiliated again

For me, it's Gougeard

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On est tellement sûrs que ça va vous plaire

So the guy went on vacations at the other side of the world with a dozen national flags... Not sure if based or retarded.

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You just need a year's supply of baguettes and wine and you'll be fine. Germany will send help.
This time we fight together

>Tom Skully (nz)

you got this lad

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it's over, no more attacks with the winds in the eyes

>yfw

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i'm not disappointed because i expected nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=fZWE4thApfE

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Who cares, germans love being nudists.

oh no
don't get too cocky bros

The didn't swallow the Pinotpill yet.

I'm not saying he won't win, but backing le greentext man at that price is unwise.

oof

>not decimal odds

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Fuck De Gendt, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

F

177 km / 23 km to go

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...

>mueller time
Nothing happen please.

HEY FROGS OF /cyc/

When i was young my grandfather had a vhs of a French comedy movie from the 60s or 70s. I dont know the name anymore but it was funny as hell.
It was about a group of friends who want to go to the olympics or something and on their way they get into a lot ofngoofy stuff. One scene i remember was when the group was riding their motocyclettes and a cop told them to go "tout droit" and so they went tout droit over walls and cars and picnic blankets. Another scene was during a cycling race where the support car flips over and the driver keeps cycling on the bikes with the car in the air

Any user francais knows what i'm talking about?

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>Another scene was during a cycling race where the support car flips over and the driver keeps cycling on the bikes with the car in the air
I remember this scene but i can't remember what was the movie.

I'll skip the Mueller hearing for the Tour.
That's how much i love you guys

I knew Apple would fall when their viral marketers failed to make multihate a meme.

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time to bet on G I guess

youtube.com/watch?v=tjz6Apw_0DY

Should I put a cheeky tenner on Kruijswijk?

>literally a friend of epstein

lmao at american elites tb h

It was something with "Les..." i just dont remember. I only remember almost pissing myself laughing. I wanna watch it again

2000iq play

Les Fous du Stade my dude

You're dutch don't you have machines that take your money and automatically invest it in stocks instead?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadium_Nuts
?

YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!

LES CHARLOTS - LES FOUS DU STADE

THANK YOU BONG!!!!!!!!
you put the french anons to shame

will someone crash on this descent?

But it isn't that and you know that. It's a load of nationalist stuff and people saying they hate Britain. So, I respond in kind. Simple as.

I can`t stand those type of dumbass aussies. Hope they don`t let them back into Australia.

Flemish television just confirmed Quintana will attack.

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Thank you too, thank you.
It is available on youtube in full.
I know what i'll do after this stage.

Thank you, i'm being flooded with memories from.my childhood...
And now i miss my grandpa... Feels bad, man...

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Les charlots
"Les fous du stade"

Kino why the fuck did i have to be born in paris' suburbs

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Yes, thank you too.
You all.made me very happy today

Need me one like this

cool

It's "Les fous du stade"

GREG
R
E
G

VMA
M
A

Its his day boys

>bet 10000€ on quintana attack
>become millionaire
How is poor people a thing when getting rich is this easy?

Wtf, it looks absolutely stunning and fun to get up to and have some fun.

ebin

>why the fuck did i have to be born in paris' suburbs
I thought blacks only steal bikes, never race then

Fucken beautiful. Probably a good suicide spot.

Now how the fuck does ridges like that occur?

Kino

german humor and broken english is a good combo ngl

God

Check this one out

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aliens

Lads, just remembered that I never saw the big Froome crash. Is it available anywhere? I can't find it.

I have a Massif Bauge in my pants

Millar is a cool guy. He doped but he confessed and he regretted it and he came back clean. And I don't think he used it for very long. He redeemed himself, basically, by coming back clean, and by now being an anti-doping advocate.

Epitome of comfiness

Could be gondolin in lord of the rings if there was a city there

woaw

Based Trentin doing it.

is that a house?

>have a Massif Bauge in my pants
>checks flag
>pic related

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i remember watching a doc about it but not how it works i think it's how they date various parts of land though

Trentin is based, shame about the jersey.

Trentin's already way ahead of the others, he's winning it all

>show back of peloton for no reason when trentin attacks
Fucking useless producers

Probably a refuge cabin
The mountain's precise name is Dent d'Arclusaz

kek
Unless the bulge is from unkempt pubic hair.

Yes
Some lucky fucker actually calls this place of maximum comfiness, home

Didn't happen. Had to serve out a silent ban for the TUE doping

>no electicity
>no water
>nothing
>comfy
savage

>that lonely farm
fuuck

Based Trentin attacking again without any power meter

>no Internet
>"comfy"

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And that's exactly why I never put my glasses in my helmet and exactly why I've never understood why people do this, I always knew this would happen.

Firstly if I've got glasses I'll probably wear them all day. I usually wear clear lenses (got some glasses with interchangeable lenses), especially in non-sunny Britain, just to keep the bugs out of my eyes. So I'll probably keep them on all day.

But if I ever did want to take off my glasses then I'd either hook them on my jersey or stick them in my back pocket if I was riding hard and thought they could slip off.

Again... STOP SHOWING BACK OF PELOTON

>savage
The word you're looking for is
>wholesome

>le pic de bure
pretty alien looking

i'll watch as many arses as i want cunt

>ACAB
based

Depends on the helmet and the glasses desu. I have had ones that are precarious as fuck, others where I would have to crash for the sunglasses to shake loose.

#OuEstSteve ???

>OU EST STEVE
lol do i really need to tell you where he is

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Is the producer a diversity hire? 60iq coverage

It's part of the larger Dévoluy range, which has some top notch landscapes

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Dans ton cul ?

Who is Steve?
How long has he been missing for?
Do we want Steve back?

damn that's gorgeous

Who is Steve?

>using wind

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A month he got push into the Loire by cops
>Do we want Steve back?
he looks like a moron so probably not

GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO DRINK

Just put some solar panels and get a satellite connexion.

Fucken Alps man

There's no video, just memes.

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Its so fucking hot bros, I cant take this anymore

Based.

>SACRE BLEU, WHY ARE ZEES DUM AUSTRAYLEEANS FLYEENG THEIR FLAG AT OUR GLOBAL SPORTEENG EEVENT? ZIS IS AN OUTRAYGE!
Absolute fucking autism from both of you.

Dude is dead at the bottom of a river.
He didn't know how to swim and either fell there by himself (because late at night and drunk) or he got pushed there by the cops.

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Brb moving to the alps

>using autism

Perichon is chasse patate personified.

So this Steve chap was at an illegal gathering, presumably on drugs, jumped into a river in a paranoid, drugged up panic and drowned. Now his family want to go after the police because there's more money in suing them than there is accepting that their son was a retard.

Am I close?

Just think of all the qt's who have swamp ass right now. IMAGINE the smell.

My dude

Why are you so dense user ?

191 km / 9 km to go

>Bringing flags instead of something else that identifies you easily for any viewer.

The eternal *nglo ladies and gentlemen.

Race is over. I'm going out for a walk now.

yup, this post gets a BASED from me

>hating on this chad incel

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DENMARK DENMARK DENMARK

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Thanks for the info but i think this bong is right

Based Asgreen is a machine. He's been pulling so much this tour.

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please have another funny descent crash

portuguese cunt

Poor Poursuivant, he always tries so hard but he never quite gets to the front of the race

Praying for this.
I'm not a sadist but the blood god needs blood

perhaps a crash

you'll get one tomorrow probably

>Corpulence: mince
what did france mean by this

Asgreen getting Ronde flashbacks

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digits confirm crash

It's typo they meant minx dude was a real slut

Meurisse is gonna gain a lot in GC today.

What do you think about him Belgebros?

Are you saying you don't like the sweaty ass of a cute gril?
Or is that your face after your face has been sat on for hours and you become a vegetable?

>1,72m
>wearing hoodie with american flag

Nothing of value was lost

Thin

the repeating numbers tell us if there will be a crash

latter

>naming your son Xandro

Lets go trentin

Probably right but we are not in anglosaxon country so we cant become rich with a lawsuit here

Trentin too stronk. Trentin 必勝!

OH SHIT CHIMP OUT

Rude!

based Martin

BASED TONY DABBING ON THOSE INEOS SPASTICS!!!!

>Chad Martin
>Virgin Rowe

KIWI SCUM

BASED
FUCK EVILOS

based panzerwagen trying to crash Ineos with no survivors

based germ chimping out

TONY MARTIN AND LUKE ROWE FIGHTING

Lol based Tony

BASED PANZERWAGEN

madman

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

SEETHING

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INEOS MERDA

BASED PANZER STRAFING ANGLOKEKS

YEEES

INEOS MERDA

me in the green shirt

INEOS CULO
UK DOPERS

Absolutely fucking based!
HEIL

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Based panzer dabbing on Ineos.

is he going to be sent home because of that?

Yep i think Brexit means Brexit

Fitting

Based matteo making redditors seethe

basado

>trentin's hair line

AYYYYY

Are you allowed to say that?

real possibility, it seems 100% deliberate

>the virgineos vs THE JUMBO-VISCHAD

Yes, i have a nazi speak loicense

is the sagan guy still in the jury ? then yes

So are they all doping or is doping not effective enough to see a clear difference?

MOUNTAIN GOAT A CUTE

A CUTE

You can see the difference of Uk postal's doping.

Lel Rowe got BTFO. Fuck him

Where?
They've been shit this the le tour.

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How far we've come...

ROWE CULO

WHERE IS THE CHAMOIX WEBM ??

>Trentin climbing better than Izzaguire and GvA on a 3rd category climb ?
Michelton shit is 100% juiced

I try to be neutral in /cyc/ but holy fuck Ineos really does live rent free in a lot of continental anons' heads.

That's not an argument. Are you too dense to make an argument? That flag-waving Aussie at the side of the road is not disrespecting France, he just wants to fly the flag of his country. What's wrong with that? If anything it's paying respect to France that he's come half way around the world to attend your racing event. He's showing that even someone from Australia has made the effort to come all that way. I don't know why anyone would get triggered by this.

See what I just said above. Also what the fuck would identify him as an Aussie better than a flag?

German commentators immediately going
>this was certainly not deliberate
>Absolutely not, you can clearly see that he wanted to leave the group before the climb
>oh no,no tony would not do something in bad faith here
>it was definetly a mistake
>yes these kind of things happen
>this was completely innocent. Saying that this was deliberate is definetly reading too much into it.
>yes absolutely

You could literally smell the onions through your screen.

GET FUCKED EVILOS

I mean, that much was obvious since last year's Giro

THANK YOU WEBM BRO !

...

>i-i wish froome was here

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuute can't wait for them to probably disappear with climate change

I'd be surprised if anything happens. Rowe's reaction is pretty minimal too.

CUTE

wtf why did he do that? Did he fuck with him before?

t.didnt watch 2017 vuelta
Trentin is scary strong when in form

Trentin was once banned 2 months for doping with Salbutamol.

Why is it that only Brits are allowed to sniff at the inhalers?

mayhaps a fine at most, definitely not a DQ

Why did Martin do this? Does he want to get DSQ or something?

Eurosport guys were saying that he better is going to be careful or else he will be sent home

Rowe seems like he has top tier bants desu. Probably got under Tony's skin.

>That flag-waving Aussie at the side of the road is not disrespecting France
Where the fuck did you got the idea that I thought it was disrespectful ? I just said the guy was an autist to bring with him a dozen flags in vacation.
Take a cold shower and breathe deep.

yes there will be a fine, this is just like taking a yellow in football

ARD is fucking shit.
But i'm too lazy to get Yurospocht

i think you both need to take a cold cold shower maybe even together

Don't bother talking reason with him
Hide/report and ignore

>getting this irrepressibly butthurt at a top-tier successful team
Lmao.

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Dude. Dont be so butthurt.
Have sex and calm down

Based Assgreen will do great things.

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Make it a threesome with the German user who keeps stoking that fire. These guys are ruining /TdF/.

>froome from most of the past decade
>thomas last year

pretty sure it's chamois
kinda cycling related

He wants to represent his country at a global sporting event, what's wrong with that? If it was a French person doing this at the Giro D'Italia would you shit your pants about that? I doubt it.

>i'm so scared of big strong anglos and so incapable of defending my irrational positions with cogent thought that i don't want to awake the sleeping giant from his slumber
Sad.

That's not an argument.

Too many flags, cringe.
Outdated boxing kangaroo flag, cringe.
Stupid drunken yobos who think aussies are special, fucking big cringe.

Will ANYTHING happen at all?

nothing will happen in the gc today

>yobos
cute

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>no argument
I'm not arguing, lad. I'm telling you to have sexual intercourse and to enter a stage of relaxation, you made the thread uncomfy. I dont like that.

Will Julian die?

a frenchie with 1 flag, no
a frenchie with 7 flags? cringe

Yes.

QUINTANA ATTACK

>muh climate change

wtf I want to skin it and put it on my ass now

i'm trying to be coherent can't want to protect something and at the same time support something that might hurt it

>look at me, i am so much more sophisticated than these uncouth bogans
More cringe than anything I said by a big fucking margin.

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That's not an argument, I didn't start the discussion about the flags, I just responded to it because I thought it was a dumb perspective.

Nah I think it's based. Shows real passion, and also the dude got noticed. One flag won't get you noticed.

It's like Didi, people like him because he does something different and noticeable.

Infinity africans will kill biodiversity much more

did that with a mug once, amazed at how effective it is.

What a boring stage, completely wasted.

Cupping your farts with your hand and pushing the air towards someone's face is surprisingly effective as well.

>Nah I think it's based. Shows real passion, and also the dude got noticed. One flag won't get you noticed.
>being proud of being an attentionwhore
cringe

>Ineos respectfully allow Allah to cross the line first in front of his fans.

Are they still the bad guys?

It's Marion time.

Qui?

They've never been the bad guys.
The French have always been the enemy!

As expected

Allowing him this taste of glory before destroying his, /TdF/'s and his country's dreams tomorrow. I like it.

Marion looking incredibly good today

why are french so horny

It's not like we had something better to do.

Maybe I will go outsides in half an hour on my bike, ride to the park, do some pullups and then some short intervalls, before taking a shower.

tomorrow the show begins

3 climbs to over 2000 meters, including classics such as izoard and galibier. no mountain finish, but the descent from galibier will be interesting nonetheless.
will alan philip keep the yellow? i doubt it.
HYPE

Marion Rousse, a hot girl commenting on French tv, she also presents the after stage show.

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Val Thorens, saturday

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

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holy fucking based
I'm ready for absolute kino

Dude let it go. Nobody cares

I was hoping for some cheeky attacks from the guys low in the GC like Porte or Martin, the guys in the top obviously wanted to save energy for the upcoming mountains so they could have taken advantage of that, but w/e from tomorrow it's gonna be very interesting.

BREAKING NEWS: LUKE ROWE TRIED TO MAKE KRUIJSWIJK CHUTE
fucking cheaters, S

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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They are yobos, bogans don't even do this shit.

Will Pinot survive the mountains?
He seems the most likely to win this edition of the le the le tour of de France?

Damn i'd tap that pussy.
Holy shit...

>Didi
CRINGE

UK Eurosport pundit thinks he might get disqualified kek

Why does Trentin not have an Italian accent when speaking English? There is an accent but it sounds very different

>barely any wind
>a little bit of rain
meeeeh

That's why we all stay for the "vélo club" aka Marion time everyday.

>He seems the most likely to win this edition of the le the le tour of de France?
Pinot is the favorite, as per the betting companies, which is usually the best indicator.

Hes basically flemish

why did aldiflap drop? was he never the favourite?

>14°
>cloudy
There won't be blood at all user.

>Pinot has taken like 2-3 minutes already in the mountains and he has three more mountains to take back even more time.

The guy was funny, get over it.

That's not an argument mate.

>i am so le smart and le sophisticated compared to everyone else xD
Cringe

Not an argument.

>and he has three more mountains to take back even more time
that also means that he has three more tries to
>pinot

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Good for hiking, but not so much without any clouds in the blazing sun and heat.

Maybe it's his year after all!

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>why did aldiflap drop? was he never the favourite?
ala was the favorite after the first hard mountainstage, when he gained time on thomas and kept up with the rest.
But the day after he lost like a minute and people realized he probably won't be able to keep up with the best climbers in the alps.
here's the odds for the different riders, courtesy of oddschecker

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now that would be basé and Le Tour de France 2019pillulé

you send help, it's 40 here

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must suck having the yellow for so long while knowing that everyone thinks you're a loser who's going to fuckup

Again I'm not arguing.
Let it go. Have sex.

lurk more

fantastic!

well, reminder that you are 1 country away from North Korea

youtube.com/watch?v=lPNrtjboISg

come on, post your sister

I'd never bet on him even at those odds. Extremely unlikely that he makes it.
Kruijswijk and Buchmann have way way better chances. Buchmann is cheap at 17 odds.

I won't blame anyone, most don't know it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercator_projection
btw, does anyone still have a globe at home?

>doesn't have an argument
Lmao.

Buchman is not winning lol, get a clue, kruijswijk cant attack so hes not winning either

i still have the one i got as a kid

You can't travel over land from Russia to North Korea though

Why the fuck did that guy just cycle into a wall?

Alaphilippe has almost zero chance.
Buchmann has been climbing better than both Thomas and Kruijswijk.
They absolutely have a chance.

Yates on the mic

screencapping this post so you can APOLOGIZE later

Is this your first tour? Because some guys rode well in basque country or whatever means nothing in the tour, Alaphillipe is an actual established star and only established stars win the tour, Buchman certainly is not

Yeah it looks like the Shetland Islands are basically the only part of the UK that are north of Oslo. And they're pretty far north.

In fact they even look Scandinavian. Especially that red building on the left.

Also their flag is a Nordic cross. I never knew that. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Shetland

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Oh I did it for the Kruijswijk part. Just look at Val Thorens. Ideally suited for a diesel like him. He's winning le Tour la'

>he doesn't remember Oscar Pereiro

I will go outsides now with compression shorts, that are not to be seen through but not exactly thought to be wear as outer layer and on top of that will wear a somewhat loose tank top and sun glasses.

Rate

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Are you serious?
Did you even watch the two last mountain stages? He made the selection at Tourmalet and rode away from them at Prat d'Albis.

based France

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Are you dense? Landis won that year

The second week is very different from the third week, third week is when the true champs ride well

Who? I can't find that name in TdF history

oversea stages when?

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Compression leggings should be made legal by the UCI so that we don't get shit like this again.

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>tfw i know youre trolling, but i still wouldnt be surprised if a newfag redditor didnt know who that was

No idea who that is. I'm trying to think of an American Tour winner but I can only remember Greg LeMond. I wonder if there will ever be a second one.

And the true champ might as well be him in this scenario.
At least I like him at those odds right now.

He wont win, seriously - you cant name the last time a non-established star won the tdf. It doesnt happen

Every race lives it's own life. Don't think he actually will win though.

>he doesn't remember Roger Walkowiak

>george hincapi

Ah, the fully doped entourage of Armstrong. Good for him, it was a sign that the doping worked.

Correct posts

Thick idiot posts

>you have to go back to 1956
OHNONONO, trust me - the only potential winners are Thomas, Alaphillipe, and maybe Bernal or Pinot unless Movistar go Fuentes on all their candyasses

Go get some tea, Carlton

But Kruijswijk already almost won the Giro. Then by your logic, almost noone can win the Tour. Someone like Sastre barely won anything before his Tour victory, I'm sure you would have said that was impossible too then.

Alaphilippe will not win. He will have to improve relative to the others from the last mountain stage which is extremely unlikely and raises all the alarm bells, especially when the tendency has been him losing more last time out. And the fact he doesn't even belong there in the first place, no one expected him to climb with these guys.

Carlton? I'm not a black American from the 1990s with a rich judge father and a penchant for Tom Jones.

Anyway, his posts were correct and yours were incorrect.

Even Landa is more likely as a winner than Alaphilippe.

Not true, Sastre was an established star by that point - had won a bunch of gt stages and many good gc finishes

Hes top 3 goat riders in the world, he did altitude camps before the tour like the others favs, even on the last mountain stage he finished just about the same as Thomas, Birdsong etc etc.

They were similar level.

Kruijswijk's only win ever is the tour of norway and stage in tour de suisse, they're not near the same level

It's not enough. If he rides like that he will still lose too much to Pinot especially, so he will have to up the level which would be close to miraculous.

>newfag outs himself as newfag
Go away, the adults are talking

>he finished just about the same as Thomas
>lying
He finished 30s behind on the group of Thomas, Kruijswijk and >Boomberde

I don't get why you see it as so inconceivable he might crack in the alps. Remember, Alaphilippe is a puncheur, so the explosiveness of the Pyrenees climbs is much better suited to him than the long steady superhigh climbs of the alps.

Would have won the Giro if not for freak crash, top 10 in multiple GTs including last tour top 5.
So yeah, similar level.

Pinot has not had a gc where he didnt drastically go down in the third week

Kruijswijk has a top 5 finish in EVERY Grand Tour, you fucking idiot
He's not some outsider. Do you even watch cycling?

I looked it up, Sastre had 2 stage wins in GTs before his Tour victory. Not that impressive. I will give you the top 10 finishes but Kruijswijk has that too. Norwegian is right.

And on the day before thomas finished way behind him - whats ur point? 30 secs is nothing on a mountain finish

>he's so much of a newfag he doesn't even know who won the fucking tour de france

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100% fake news. Literally happened once

wrong
2014 tour de france and 2017 giro he held his level throughout the race

>muh puncheurs cant climb
Valverde is a puncheur and is riding better than most pure climbers, its reddit science

The point is that he's starting to crack. Thomas is too.

Pinot, Kruijswijk, Bernal and Buchman should be the main favourites for the win, along with Thomas because he's a proven winner. Face it.

>buzzwords to attack a legitimate argument
I bet you didn't understand either why Kruijswijk dropped time on the Plank of the Pretty Girls but was great on the Tourmalet. Retard.

Sastre couldve won a lot more but was always a super domestique to Hamilton, Basso, Schlecks etc. and his tt was generally shit - he would regularly sit with Armstrong and a few others by the end of a climb for years before winning the tour

He finished behind jean christophe peraud of all people in 2014 and was more than 8 mins down from Nibali

JA is a very explosive rider though which is a disadvantage in this. The other guys are also specialists in recovery that have been through this many times before and know the ins and outs. They also anticipated being in this situation, while JA is here by surprise.

JC Peraud was legit

If Ineos don't back Bernal ahead of Thomas then they're retarded. That said I hope they don't.

The other guys arent specialists though, the best gc riders arent here this year - its a bunch of riders who only have a few good finishes in gts at best

You are just being pedantic. Sastre and Kruijswijk are comparable in results, your random opinion about who is a star is not.

>team specifically made with the goal of getting Brits GT wins
Yeah nah unless Thomas cracks early and spectacularly, they're staying with him. But you're right, they should go with Bernal for a better shot at the win.

The most literal who number 2 in the tour ever, nobody even came close to Nibali that year

>the only 2 riders that matter are Froome and Dumoulin, the rest is ALL shit
based retard

Nope, youre a newfag who didnt watch when Sastre was riding and is making a stupid comparison.

Point me to all the guys with plenty of great gc results this year - I'll wait, face it - this is he most open tour in years because the best arent here or arent in form

No I did watch back then, why would I even bring him up otherwise? Ad hominem attacks only show your weak position friend.

So you would know Sastre was one of the best climbers for years before winning the tour

Just like Kruijswijk, yes

>Kruijswijk who's never won anything despite being in the captain role year after year
Ok, Sastre was a super domestique even the year he won

Since when are domestiques these big stars that you talk about, you know the ones that are only capable of winning the Tour

crashwijk should have won the giro already...

if he has the same legs as then, he will win

>>Kruijswijk who's never won anything
see

Ah yes, your Sastres, your Poels, your Portes...

The big star Porte has a very large chance to win the Tour next year, I'm sure Danish user will agree

exactly

Again he was with the final five for years on big gt stages, its only cuz of bad time trial he wasnt given captain role

Redittors SEETHING that I dont think Buchmann or Kruijswijk can win the tour

You sound autistic, is your name Rasmussen by any chance?

>pic related is tomorrows stage
my body is ready

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Hey Jakob, sorry for the fall yesterday but that's no reason to shittalk people who still have a chance

cope

>be dutch Rabobank/Lotto Jumbo
>closest you ever get to winning the tour is with a dane
KWAB

>2x HC
day of the horses

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He can get a jean christophe peraud tier podium place maybe, kek

You shouldn't have told that ridiculous Mexico story Michael, just calm down, what's done is done. Rabobank is long gone, it's Jumbo now and Kruijswijk is a good lad.

100% kino

>the small horese slipping away at 0:17
cute

Martin and Rowe both have been DQ'd

OHNONONO Kruijswijk's helper is gone, wonder if he'll shout at Bennett and De Plus to go slower again tomorrow so he doesnt get dropped, lol

source?

Based Tony sacrificed himself for us!

Martin didn't do shit for Kruijswijk in the mountains idiot, he was their guy to pull on the flats. Jesus christ you are obsessed. You're almost as much of a shitposter as that br*t

journalist from RTL sports

I think it's legit, it's on Twitter

twitter.com/gcntweet/status/1154080224138735622
twitter.com/nealrogers/status/1154079601229877249

Why was Rowe disqualified? What did he do?

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>pointing out the discount version of Dumoulin cant win the tour is shitposting
KEK WHAT A BITCH

I think that the Alps suit Buchmanns driving style more than the pyrenees, but I don't think he has everything what's needed to win a grand tour yet. Plus Ineos, Jumbo Vismar and Movistar have much better helpers.

Apparently grabbed Martin by the throat

It is, Ineos is having a press conference to express themselves on the disqualification. They asked for none of the two to be DSQ but recognize that it is a straight following of the rule regarding encroachments.

cringe

Did the autistic brit got some danish proxy?

How are you enjoying your Tour victory in 2007? Oh wait it didn't happen. Keep SEETHING

Eurosport running the story now so got to be legit.

eurosport.com/cycling/tour-de-france/2019/tour-de-france-2019-news-luke-rowe-and-tony-martin-expelled-from-tour-after-clash_sto7386718/story.shtml

Source?

I'm guessing Rowe must have done something we didn't see on camera.

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>being ganged up on for having a different opinion is shitposting
Ok

nos.nl/tour/artikel/2294931-jury-uci-zet-martin-en-rowe-uit-tour-de-france.html

Don't know if its georestricted but you can see it in the video there at around 0:18

I guess they had a bit of a Rowe

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twitter.com/kd2357/status/1154080597146554369

Went back at him, pushed him with the hand to try to get him off the road. Deserved DSQ for both I think.

Deze video is alleen in Nederland te bekijken.

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Tony should be out, but what exactly did Rowe do wrong

This is the same video

You're in the the peloton, this guy slaps your bf ass. What do?

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They could actually start the Tour in la Réunion, like they will in Denmark, 3stages, 1 TT, 1 sprint and 1 mountain, then back in France and 1 rest day.

Yeah that's the one I've found too

Why the fuck did Tony start it in the first place?

He pushed back, but to be honest why the fuck wouldn't he, Martin was trying to run him off the road, seemingly out of nowhere. And it's not like Rowe punched him or anything, he just pushed him.

See here: twitter.com/kd2357/status/1154080597146554369

This reminds me of banning Sagan for his incident with Cav a couple years ago, which I also thought was too harsh.

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Retaliate and get us both banned?

>Why the fuck did Tony start it in the first place?
He had been rolling in front for 100 km and Rowe/Ineos tried to muscle their way to the front of the peloton just before the final climb, I guess that got him mad

Rowe was trying to cut inside the Jumbo train and almost rode Kruijswijk off his bike, this pissed Martin off.

>but to be honest why the fuck wouldn't he
honestly agree with this
Rowe should stay Tony needs to catch first flight home

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I don't want to side for either of them, but thinking that Rowe did nothing just because you couldn't see anything in some 5sec video clip is pretty dumb desu.

>Martin was trying to run him off the road, seemingly out of nowhere
Earlier on Rowe cut a path straight through the Jumbo train, almost causing Kruijswijk to crash. And there were trying to gain positions in an obnoxious pushy way in general. This was just Martin retaliating to say "hey, cut that shit out"

Imo just a fine for both, this is nothing special.

Hm, maybe.

>almost rode Kruijswijk off his bike
Is this in another video?

Or just give 'em both a warning or something. Like I said, with that Sagan incident too, I thought banning him was way too harsh - banning people for things like this seems way too harsh.

The clip I gave is 50 seconds long. If Rowe did something before Martin tried to run him off the road then I haven't seen it. Do you have another video which shows what he did?

Is there another video that shows this?

>Imo just a fine for both, this is nothing special.
Probably a good idea.

I agree. But there are two problems here
Number one: in todays pc culture, a clear attempt to harm another rider simply can't be ignored by the tour. They've got kids watching. Again, I think it's OK, but the tour just doesn't want to be accused of supporting violence and shit.
Number 2, disqualifying both clearly favors Pinot and Alaphilippe, and thus the increases the chances for a french win.

Tony didn't look to do it on purpose. Looks like he startled him when he came to pass on the outside.
After that Rowe went off the rails.

There is no video, but both Teunissen and De Plus said this in an interview. Kruijswijk didn't say much, he says he's just focused on the race and didn't care about a little incident like this.

The NOS clip shows it, but the clips are in the wrong order. In the first half you see the incident where Martin forces Rowe off the road and Rowe then grabs Martin by the throat and shoves him a bit, in the second half you see Rowe acting disruptive to the side of Jumbo and then suddenly cutting a path straight through Jumbo's train, forcing Kruijswijk to move aside which could've caused a crash as he comes very close to a few other riders in the middle of the peloton there.

both got kicked out though

Frenchies once again taking out the opposition to increase the chances of alaphilippe/pinot winning

If Landa wasn't knocked down by Barguil he would be one of the top contenders.

>They've got kids watching. Again, I think it's OK, but the tour just doesn't want to be accused of supporting violence and shit.
I think that's so fucking dumb, kids watch movies with people shooting each other for fuck's sake. Even cyclists punching each other (which doesn't happen here, Rowe just pushes Martin after Martin tries to run him off the road) isn't a big fucking deal.

>Number 2, disqualifying both clearly favors Pinot and Alaphilippe, and thus the increases the chances for a french win.
I mean, I don't want to be cynical and make such an allegation...

Tony literally looks behind him TWICE as he's running Rowe off the road, so I don't know how you could interpret the event so incorrectly.

Right yeah you must be right and that's what people on Twitter have said too.

>Rowe then grabs Martin by the throat
It looks like he just pushes him to me.

>almost 20km of descent to the finish

I sleep.jpg

>It looks like he just pushes him to me.
yeah could be, footage isn't clear enough to tell

Well, if Isreal can get a giro stage, then why not.

Stages in Montréal and Québec when? imagine having the start in Québec, then some stage in Montréal, then a moutain stage in Appalaches in Gaspésie, then they would come back here.

Two horse climbs, should be pretty damn interesting, and then the final descent might be a race of the GC leaders after having tried to get a lead on each other on the climbs.

>twitter.com/kd2357/status/1154080597146554369

Lmao I could sense Rowe's bloodthirst from here.

Israel????

That guy in green...

Apparently blocking someone's road is a legit tactic in the peloton to avoid breakaways and other people leading the group.

They can get everything they want user.

>he doesn't know

Happens all the time. I'm not a huge fan of the idea, but that's how the riders do. Seen uk postal do it countless time, but it seems Rowe didn't like when the shoe's on the other foot.

It was made to advantage Allah, he's a better descender than his contenders.

youtube.com/watch?v=jZGPbZ_PGic

If it was then surely Martin wouldn't have been DSQd.

Rowe SEETHING

>Evilneos

>Seen uk postal do it countless time
Source.

>twitter.com/kd2357/status/1154080597146554369

It is, most of the time they don't drive other riders off the road almost making them fall though.

Last 7-8 years TDFs.

Source.

Get a fucking life you autistic mong. This is the last (You) you're getting from me.


see you tomorrow /tdf/

TV

If you cared about cycling you'd know this already.

He already answered, if you actually watched the race instead of shitposting all day you would have notice too.

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So none of you have a source, got it.

why are you even here?

Type "tour de france 201X" in the search bar.
france.tv/france-2/tour-de-france/replay-videos/
Enjoy.

Oops, this ledditor is lost. Can someone help him?

Look, maybe there is one, but none of you have been able to provide one? Why is that? If you're so sure Ineos have done it before then surely it should be really easy to show a video?

Maybe they have done it, I don't know, but if you're so sure then where's your evidence?

Came back from some half assed bike riding (with some in between hard pedaling), 20 pullups and 20 dips in the park.

LMAO

>INEOS MERDA

Hahaha, one less rider for EVILOS.

Moscon last year and Rowe this year, those uk dopers besides being cheaters are also violent mongrels! They should kick them all out of the tour!

This. Only EU + Colombian riders.

RIP Daryl Impey

A lot of seethe and still no source of Ineos trying to run other cyclists off the road. Curious.

They didn't play smart, even the commentators said live on tv that they will probably be DQ'd.
When something like that happens, the whole team should immediately start a brawl with the nearest riders. The direction will NEVER DQ an entire team + 15 random riders.

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Bonus : imagine the epic shitposting.

>The direction will NEVER DQ an entire team
Are you so sure about that? Why wouldn't they? Especially if it was Ineos, they could endear themselves to the French public.

>Seething this hard

Watch the race, it's something they do constantly even Brailsford admitted it.

>There's no doubt about it, Tony cut up Luke, and he's kind of fought for his position a little bit – nothing more than you see most days in the race.

And Rowe too in his apology video, but of course a retard spending his time trying to shit up the thread instead of watching the race wouldn't notice.

I like bike races :)

and i think you should kill yourself anglo scum

TdF is a business, they wouldn't DQ the richest team, like they didn't get rid of Armstrong even though they knew what was going on.

hey dickhead try watching the race sometimes

:(

Tomorow stage could be very good, try to catch the thread.

Oh I'm here most days.

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You didn't give an argument mate.

You still haven't provided a source mate.

Next time someone tries to tell me that I'm the one provoking others I will try and remember to link to these two posts.

>they knew what was going on
Did they?

>doesn't have a source
That's all you needed to say.