/cric/ England v Ireland

reckon you have never stepped foot in any other Yea Forums general

that would be a gross inaccuracy

Sisters going to lords later with work, raging

>raging
boner?
post sister.

did they bother to set up any cameras for this intramural abortion of a tour match? In other news, my back is completely fucked, could barely get my shoes and socks on this morning and all I can do for it is sit bolt upright to avoid feeling like I've taken hammer to my lower spine

might give the courier a ring

get anti-inflammatory's in you and heat on the area

waiting for your new buttplug?

not sure i could fit the cricket world cup up my ass lad

2020 t 20 wc

You going to marry the courier mate?

better have 20 teams and start on the 20th at 8 o clock

oh yeah haha right who uses male buttplugs

quite interested in this test tbdesuh. the best outcome is england decide to have a bat thanks, then collapse so I can go to bed a little bit comfier.

Ah yes, the cricket. Based.

poominder

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S a d c u n t
E m b a r r a s s I n g
B l u b b e r
B u l l s h I t
O v e r w e I g h t

redpill me on the homeruns then like if they hit it out what happens

>sebbo initiates conversation with himself to spare some form of life in a dead community which serves as his only social interaction
hmm feel like I've seen this one

business idea: field 11 bowlers for the ashes

Morning lads

Tipping the Nut to take a 10fer

>4 day test
>10:30 Toss, 11:00 start, Lunch 13.15-13.55, Tea 16.10-16.300, Close 18.30

*unzips*

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not fooling anyone, that's billy stanlake with a fake beard

L a m e
A n n o y i n g
W i f e l e s s
N o n p e r s o n

England are set to play their first home Test today without Alastair Cook since the 2005 Ashes

grim

who tf is lawn

had a job interview yesterday
got a call from the guy saying i got the job so it doesnt look like ill be watching much of the ashes

i start on monday but atleast i got to watch the england entire world cup winning campaign

>Jason Roy

LMAO

yah at least in t 20 icc should let participate 20 teams...t 20 is not a proper format... even weak team can defeat big team..but icc pigs.they will never gonna do it.

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Tipping

Roy b Murtagh
England's brave Big Boyd Rankin 5fer

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TMS is the comfiest way to follow the cricket.

Morning mate

>continues talking to himself

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G'day bla. My /cric/ experience has really been stepped up a notch with 4chanx.

^New Zealand$ is highly, highly recommended.

Do try it.

Based righto will have a look

They are going to send it back... R-right lads?

Get a friend you fucking loser, my god.

business idea: i kill every americ*n in this thread

A

FUCKING

LEAF

Imagine being from a country that banned cricket. Can't get much grimmer.

joshy is really pushing this au/sp/ shit a little too hard for my liking

Are you ready Mick?

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Sauce

Saved forever lads.

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Poopeeland BTFO

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What a great guy to say that. There's no way they won't give it to him now.

Chad statement

im not sure about this whole dedicate a day of the ashes to ex players dead wives desu
seems abit much desu

man he is so fucking humble
compare that shit to Jimmy Neesham and every other kiwi being a terrible fucking sport

yeah especially outside of women's history month
let them be relevant when nobody fucking cares

return the cup immediately

didnt realise ireland played so much first class cricket tb h

roy is so shit against the red ball lol
why on earth would they have him in the squad

really grim if you ask me
when the irish can be "first class" at anything, the world is coming to a fucking end.

>NO BALL

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>the absolute state of ireland

more like the absolute republic
i'm gonna go make tea now

>this disgusting irish accent commentating on glorious english cricket

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>gaydair
yikes lads

kinda like it haha

>Le aggressive white ball opener

I blame Bayliss

oooo my roy boy

>direland
grim

>ROY
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

GOTTEM

>pooy
Nice to see his test career over tbqh.

BACK TO POODI MATE

Good, dont pick Roy for the Ashes please.

really hope they keep roy for the ashes

Sibley died for this shit

Hope this clown doesn't play the ashes

was a decent delivery desu

Literal royboy that batsman.

>Luke Purser: "As an English supporter, so exciting having someone like Roy opening the innings. It just gives everyone a buzz of anticipation of what he potentially could do to bowling attacks. "

If you get out to every "decent delivery" in English conditions you'll average like 5.

Feel sick just thinking about the fact that an O*I player has been allowed anywhere near test cricket

Hope he scores 200 in the next innings

Roy is a meme biffer who shouldn’t be around test cricket. At least the ECB have worked this Surrey fraud out before the Ashes.

Time for a real test player, Kent’s Joe Denly, to show him how things are done

already liking this denly lad

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Just can't take an Irish commentator seriously
What the fuck could their tiny minds possibly know about test cricket?

English condition requires a bit of luck. I'm not that worried with Roy opening yet, see how he does in the second innings.

cute

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>not listening to TMS

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love tuffers and vaughn

>O'Stone
traitor

murtagh is pretty elite

God it’s nice to have proper cricket back after a month of retarded bashing isn’t it

This is the first time a visiting team has more appearances between them at Lord's than England

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I too listen to TMS

there are unironically people in this thread who follow country cricket

Just thought I'd share with the plebs not listening

need to schedule some statpads with ireland and afghanistan lads

i dont even understand what this means honestly. what?

Why are they playing at lords? They shouldn't be interfering with a crime scene while the investigation is ongoing

what is this TMS and how do i listen in the USA?

bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_five_live_sports_extra

might work

They normally block it unless you use VPN or find a live stream through 3rd party. Worth the search tho

The Irish players have played more games at Lord's than the England players. Mostly because Murtagh plays for Middlesex.

why does murtagh have an aktar-tier run up to bowl at 120kph

oh that makes sense

>He doesn't follow country cricket

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Honestly don't see why teams don't just select the odi side, get 400 in 50 overs then bowl the other team out within 50 overs, repeat for the second day then get on the binge at the pub for three days. Easy

t. disgruntled former Dukes employee

>40 minutes
>not even 9 overs bowled

>Daniel: "I have a wardrobe question...why aren't Ireland's baggy caps green?? I find that really odd."

based daniel

A worrying trend

denleave

Do county teams even bother coaching opening batsmen?

These young kids don't know how to get in and build an innings. Too often you see them rush to 30, then give away their wicket playing a stupid shot. If England keep losing silly wickets then they will lose test matches.

predicting a classy 50 from Joe Poot here.

england really need a solid 70(263) here

Are the ashes, dare I say it, staying in Australia?

>400 in 50 overs

lol get with the times grandad, should be scoring 500 minimum in 50 overs

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well played lad

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How about a 6(25)

It's not how good you look, it's how many you get.

Is it too late to recruit Murtagh for the ashes?

probably not tbdesu

Bairstow's seething

based Bairstow standing just back of a length

grimgland

lel wtf was that

Need a British & Irish Lions side desu

bowl it again cunt

B-BuT MY STAAAAAAAAANNCEE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

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Business idea: mark the protected area on the pitch

Tipping Bairstow to club both umpires to death

low IQ architects

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need a good partnership here lads

>poot
Oh nonono

poot is fucking out

no we dont

KEK

GOTTEM

Holy fuck that was plum. That umpire should be executed

the curse of the unwon world cup is coming back to bite english cricket

POOT

England should just never play at Lords desu.

This. It will forever be a disadvantage.

Meme Test
Meme Innings

Reckon they’d do much better at Lady’s

>4 down
>need rescuing
>MOEEN FUCKING ALI walking to the crease

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Reckon 60 is par on this pitch

Business idea:
Fill your batting line up with 6 bowlers

are we winning?

Into the tail here

currently yodeling

>Jeepers, this has escalated quickly! Here's Moeen ... just the man for a sensible rebuild ...?

You'll be in the pub before 5pm so yeah

morgan not playing this test out of respect to his "nation"

>Lords Mismatch
It sure is LMAO

oH NONONONONO

AHAHAHAHA

What the fuck is going on

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kek
KEK

>the world cup winning englel

we need a powerplay

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

FUCK OFF

lmao why does england do this to themselves

Think we've done enough here should expect the declaration to come soon

Gonna be a yikes from me

England just need more umpire help lads

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>Yeah we'll have a bat thanks

>test match batting collapse

Summer is finally here

>world cup champions
>gets SHOOK on their own pitch by the fucking irish

Can't see England making triple figures batting in the ashes

>Ireland stil 4/1 with the bookies

cheeky 20 on

England never win at Lord's though

Just a tactical loss to get the home nations more involved in cricket

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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what part of ireland are you from lads?

based cork here

Could drive a bus through that gap

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RING RING
RING RING

>casuals think it's over
don't call us /batdeep/ for nothing

Dungannon la

yards wide of leg that

>Ireland still 3/1 with the bookies

another cheeky 20 on

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
need a stream right this second

POOLAPSE

I don’t like this sport anymore. Fuck cricket

>English conditions

Based easy 5-0 coming up lads

work just called in lads

We're a one day nation you know

Lol who cares about test cricket, odi's is all that matters

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Ooh. Did the bowler turn his ankle there?

Give Ireland the world cup

the england coach told his batters to go all out against the irish
unfortunately he delivered his instructions in english

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Try batting further down the pitch boys

Wish there were some cricket on.

Finally a real batsman is in.

England still 1.8 to win the Ashes series

REMINDER that this is our F team so it doesn't count

what's the point of these mismatch games? Don't know why they even bother selling Saturday tickets

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should give NZ the Ashes too while you're at it

*be's happening very soon*

F...fifty...please?

our bowlers will do even better, direland aren't even making 35 in response

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR CURRY SHOP YOU FOREIGN CUNT

FIVEFA

HMM
M
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what happens now

Uh oh

YOU HATE TO SEE IT

ELITE
FUCKING
POST

5er!!

hes on the lords record boards

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Murtagh looks like Fat Lampard

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IT WAS JUST BAN TER

*be's another elite prediction that will happen*

The absolute STATE of England

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>RR 0.96

Noice

i thought we got to have a go at paddling after we get 7 of them out?

wheres that big lad who bowled 120 wobblers and could bat a bit you could probably use him now haha

>lose to Scotland in ODI
>win world cup

>lose to Ireland in test
>win ashes

6d chess

Right I'm off to the beach fuck this

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loving these *be's*posts

If only Australia had a bowler with the skill of Murtagh

*Saves English cricket* psst nothing personal Ireland

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English Cricket is literally just Stokes + 10 guys off the street.

Without Stokes it's just 11 guys off the street

do buxom and ample bosomed slags flop their breasts out?

Someone post the Englishmen pooing themselves to death memes

>go for a work out
>come back 40 minutes later
>england 43-7
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FOUR
O
U
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Just chucked obscene amounts on England @1.40

THOMPSON
H
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P
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tipping a cheeky curran 50 here

>thompshit

BASED

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200 still on the cards if they can survive the next 4 overs

Just did a massive English test batting lads

the ball has done a little bit

england will suddenly play like gods against us

standard.co.uk/sport/cricket/england-batsmen-will-dread-facing-the-mystery-movement-of-tim-murtagh-a4196476.html

Based Evening Standard

England have officially passed their lowest test innings total at Lord's.

It's just part and parcel

*Saves England's blushes*

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155 on the cards here lads

When will this handsome bastard make the Aus test team?

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why don't the rest of england do what sam currans doing and edge and hit the ball in the air at fielders but for 4 insead of out

maybe they didnt think of that

>this over-rate
England should get 200 penalty runs I reckon.

>40 minute work out

what is the point

boyd rankin

This. Big Brain Curran worked it all out himself

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more like boy wankin

i didn't look at england team until now, we might actually be in this, Root and Bairstow are basically openers

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What's the mood like in Dublin?

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Why didn't bread walk lads?

oooo my royd boyd

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more like stuart narrow cos he's a mental midget

Yeah, I'd say he's Rankin pretty high right now

aleem dar getting btfo here

unless you're on roids there's no point doing long workouts. If you're spending 60-90 minutes on a workout you're probably resting way too long between sets and just pissing around.

fuckin racist ultra edge

>Mismatch

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not even going to last 20 overs

didnt see the edge

>Stone batting above the Nut

Fucking seething

175 still on the cards

imagine thinking Ireland won't be bowled out for a similar amount. big brains are lumping on England right now

Would honestly be shocked if Ireland managed to score any over 2 innings

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>shitland
oh nononononnoo

Why do they hate based England? twitter.com/KevBeirne/status/1153994127174000640

would be a kino acid blotter

KEK

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ROIDED BANKIN

Wont even make 77

>Lords Mismatch Meme Test

INDEED

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LADY
HEAR ME TONIGHT
COS MY FEELING
IS JUST SO RIGHT

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>He/Him

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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based millchamp and hall user

>Lords Mismatch Meme Test
OH NO NO NO

he's right though. ireland are clearly far above england.

twitter.com/EoinSheahan/status/1153997795596165120

Is there a big rivalry between Eng and Ire?

not in cricket

>thompson
fucking ruined a meme total of like 60

>female PM resigns
>immediately become shit at cricket

yeah got me thinking here

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Wish ours would resign

STONED

WHY ARE YOU LETTING THOMPSHIT BOWL
>7.50 economy
HE'S RUINING THE FUCKING MEME

shall be sending this on to auntie jacky mate, she'll have a guffaw at it

>englel now hold the record for worst collapse from one-for to seven-for
kek
KEK

thompson is great keep him on

reckon a three-digit total is possible here lads?

nah, four digit total
>xx/10

t. Billy Nogains

bit of a odd name really

>wickets after runs
what did the pozzie mean by this?

oh no this arbitrary statistic cuts deep

Will the English survive until lunch lads?

don't like sebbo tainting my posts with his pooplies

I'm surprised it wasn't ours already

this is the post

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>85
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEK

GONE
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
GET WALKING YOU FUCKING CUNT

direland all out for less than 60 I reckon

*dabs into bed*

imagine if they didn't bowl tomshit and england were 55

Reckon the England team have matched their team's cumulative IQ lads.

60 is defs par on this pitch

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you now remember Australia 60 all out

good for them

Feels like a 40 pitch

like what the fuck lol

20 par here

deadly pitch

reckon the england team have matched sebbo's weight in stone lads

Honestly if you get over 30 and you'd be glad you got an above par score batting first

>If they only knew how bad things were about to get

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How could we forget mate

>Extras top score HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Just woke up lads. Assuming that we're absolutely battering Ireland nicely yes?

god, he's even got the smug look down pat. BASED CHAD Murtagh!

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little bit of a deflection there lad

Yeah we've put them in to bat.
Been rained off until after lunch.

>5

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Up 85-0 mate, only a session in too

Just remembered the dire state of test cricket lads.

W-we c-c-can still save this right lads?

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*Saves English cricket*
pssst nothin personal Anglo

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absolutely, direland aren't making more than 50 on this pitch

cheeky pint of czech lager
got some southern fried chicken in the oven

Cricket isn't a sport

>Ireland have bowled England out for 85 in the first innings of the first Test match between the countries at Lord's

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Dom Sibley to open? Nah mate never heard of her, for me it's got to be England's brave Jason Roy

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stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/records/bowling/most_wickets_career.html?class=4;id=10;type=ground

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shit, there was a proper irl norf on the news, and he's a local

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>only one 6
Excuse me user we're trying to revive interest in test cricket not kill it off forever

>Root
>High score - 130
>Average - 148.5

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Warner
Bancroft
Khawaja
Smith
Labushagne
Head (c)
Wade (Wk/vc)
Pattinson
Cummins
Lyon
Hazelwood

>Getting bowled out for 105

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The absolute state of pozzie batting

Just give us the Ashes now

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i liked monty panesar as a player
but hate seeing him now he is painfully boring yet gets booked a surprising amount of times to do bits on tele

This is incredible four dimensional chess from England. Let the Irish win this test and make all the young Irish lads want to play cricket, so that in 10 years we can poach all their best players, unreal, bravo

>822 wickets @8.60

Based

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At least we've got 6 bowlers

Why are England so weakmind against ireland. annoys me so much desu.

But I suppose I did tell you all this would happen. Remember the posts about getting topped by big Irish shlongs? That was me

>Mismatch
understatement of the century

>Australia gets bowled out for 105 and 120 against some of the best bowlers in the world
>England get bowled out for 85 against smelly druids rustled up from the western bogs
just give us the urn already

when does the Irish innings start? Might go to bed soon

>44 Wickets @13.88

>Gets picked to carry the drinks

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

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5 mins

England scored just barely enough runs not to make the cricinfo "lowest test innings" chart.

4 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=A5C8AC6V2KQ

ok based

Reminder that England were 77 all out against Windies back in January.

BAYLISS OUT! POZZIE SABOTEUR

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3 minutes

hey england this isn't a twenty twenty

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Really sad how the Irish are making a big deal out of a glorified friendly

Sadder still is how seriously the Irish team took this - bad sportsmanship

Can't see Ireland getting past 5 on this pitch

i dunno its probably a par 3 pitch

kek

ok that did get swing and seam from broad already

HOLY CRAP LOIS IT'S AN ENGLISH BATTING COLLAPSE

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>still no wickets
POOngland are finished

that gimmick belongs to me

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An absolutely based old fashioned test
I utterly despise the 3 figure malarkey we get nowadays

>consecutive maidens
and England regain control

>peatah what the hell are you watching?

even if they score 10 runs in 20 overs if ireland see off the new ball englands cooked

youtube.com/watch?v=UJWQdZW6iHY

did you make that sitili tupouniua post?

GRIG

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Amir is a left armer wtf

WC+10 days and still haven't returned their cup.
Grim.

Can't believe the umpire let him get away with that delivery

fucking hell Broad looks quick
at least 7-8 miles quicker than what the speed guns are showing

Woakes? More like Woekes, because this bowling is woeful

you lads watching the Hong Kong Dollar this morning? reckon there might be some movement.

England is, much like the ball, on the ropes

for me it's cleveland's mustache in that weird british peter episode

>Both the Lambeth and Burnley Lara in the same stadium
I'm guessing this semen-slurping sport IS for me

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yikes

Australia is the Peter griffin of cricket, feels good

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balls already losing its swing

Looking like a 500 par pitch

why is he such a weirdo incel

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Business idea:
Change the fabric of your whites so you can tamper the ball

what is up with this pitch lmao it's acting like a wet trampoline

>Draw 4%
?????

i respond to unfavourable responses by pretending im an HBO drama charcter and deliberately not responding

maybe because the second innings started just after lunch????

>"Broad is England's 2nd highest wicket taker through virtue of just being there & not because he got there in less tests than others. His average of 29 (Majority matches in English conditions) makes him quite average in the world of international bowlers." Sorry Stuart, those 437 wickets don't count according to Shaun!

>"Wouldn't Curran's medium pace swingers be a better bet than Broad's straight up and down stuff???" He's only had two overs, and already David is unimpressed with England's second-highest wicket-taker...

this cricinfo bloke is absolutely seething lads

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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aw man! i was gonna run more /cric/ pics

he's found a supporter lads

>Abdel leaps to Broad's defence: "West Indian here, weighing in on Shaun's comment, let's also mention that broad has had more than 100 catches dropped off his bowling due mostly to the ordinary slip fielders England have produced. Stuart is absolutely a magician!"

are these the only good test openers international cricket has to offer?

A wicket could really change the state of the game

blatantly copying the Australians right now
>be utterly shit at everything
>get an extra day off
>well rested to bring the A game where it matters

Ireland throwing a spanner in the works of England's master plan by scoring at 0.1 runs an over.

He's right Broad's been shite since 2016

reckon the english selectors will be eyeing off murtagh lads

>Tim Murtagh has nearly 300 first-class wickets at Lord's, and grew up wanting to play for England.
>But seven years after qualifying for Ireland, he finds his name in the away honours board

he's english tbf qualified from his grandparent's passports

Feeling good now that summerfags have left.

kek the stuart broad seethe is still going on, the cricinfo guy is posting every single pro-broad comment that he gets sent

he sounds a tad seething about it

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Is Olly Stone related to director Oliver Stone?

Finely they removed the ban. Can participate in comfy/cric/ henceforth

Test?

>user! Come play cricket with me

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25° sitting back on my reclining chair listening to tms sipping on powerade with beefeater gin and ice

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based Scurran

very idyllic

>85 all out
Okay now im starting to think New Zealand should have got that tropy

Hello

last three digits will be how many wickets ireland win by

Airtel 4g is also unbanned.

we can only hope lad

Digits and Ireland get bowled out for less than 110

Think this may be a serious violation of the rules

>irelel

Lads, I stuck a bet on Ireland to win just after the first innings. It was still like 7/2. I stuck 15 squids on. Is that not just easy money? I even did the bet after Ireland started well in the batting.

I know a bit about cricket and my opinion is that England won't recover. Or am I missing the while two innings meme? The bookies still think England are going to win the test?

thought we had gottem rid of moeen

this is the post

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I'm not exactly an expert on test cricket but from my limited knowledge I do know for a fact that the Irish have a penchant on being better bowlers than batters.

That being said, 85 is an abysmal score for a test innings.
You took a risk my man.

>1/2 after being all out for 85
anti-irish racism is a thing

That's why I put only 15 on it. Handy 30 profit back if I win.

me rn

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Odds on England and India winning are always a joke. Ireland should be alright unless Leach starts a collapse

HAHAHAHAHAHAH ENGLAND ALL OUT FOR 85

lookin good

ON YER BIKE CUNT

not even their worst test innings this year though

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>4 day test
cringe

CAM
ON
INGLAND

The way it's going should be alright for a result though

FUCKING HELL ROOT

EMBARRASSING

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>The neutralizers of New Zealand

>The World Cup Champions

God I fucking hate this bloke

>POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

YOUR FUCKING SHIT ROOT
YOU LITERALLY CHOKED THE ENTIRE WORLD CUP

CATCH THE BALL POOT
CATCH IT

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Irish accents are so shit. Can't believe I have to listen to this commentary.

>BAYLISS OUT
>STRAUSS OUT
>BAIRSTOW OUT
>MOEEN OUT
>ROY OUT
>FUCK ROOT

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Ah begor we're winning at the cricket
Oh jesus it'd be like them beatin us at horlin so it would

Turn the sound off and send a letter of complaint to the relevant broadcaster.

based and basspilled

Scores level, England's winning

get in to em

oh my
quite a "lead" there

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oh

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c-c-c-combo breaker

>England XI
loving this early cope

i love

it

literally no idea what ur talking about

based sebbo

new

So it's not Southern fried is it?