/hoc/

based

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you and your fascist dog arent allowed in these parts sir

Damn right, now crawl back to redit

>anyone i don't like is reddit
born and raised /hoc/
we share this country, y'know

i dont feel that great

I said get

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exterminate

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM

you'll be fine, just like incontrol

yeah i'm thinking it's a hard shant on trannys

i miss her

go knights

>ripping off Yea Forums memes to prove a point
okay

>David Clarkson earned 45+ million with only 200 career points

thinking bout a 160m cap

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men, stop being pathetic and punch that whore in the gut

based
incel

dilate

true, but women are pandered to so hard

>prove a point

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seething virgin

>baseless nature
fits your nature

that's a tall hat, buddy

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pretty epic strawman dood. got any more images to discredit me?

hehe

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imagine drowning in poo water

>I'm winning this "argument"

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it rained very heavily for like 30 seconds and then stopped

didn't say that. fun to see you invent statements though

don't let fake binlan fool you

random lightning too

.

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Oh the irony

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>irony
something you lack. keep making simple statements and posting images though, free (you)s for you, right?

kinda hyped for hoglander desu

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reminder 99.99999999999% of american /hoc/ posters are retarded and should never be taken seriously

if this image was a hockey player which would it be

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gotta whole /pol/ folder filled with those?

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wtf

>hey girls

top fucking kek

>using an image generated by a woman
quit being disingenuous

>when you get drunk and pass out and seed the torrent 3.5x upload vs download

for fucks sake

goddamn i need me some canadian upload speeds. my max is 100kbps. inconvenient for soulseek

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k here's your (you) u crave

not sure if sarcasm but soulseek is the best kept secret.

not sarcasm. i've got 5,000 flac files and shit midwestern upload speeds. some guy downloaded a triple cd from me and it took 4 hours to download. pitiful

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whats soulseek

(you)
don't spend it all in one place now lil one ;)

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(you)
;)

>flac
um ok.

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it's my thing, plz don't diss it

None of your business zoomer faggot fuck.

>Hockey

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who the fuck still downloads music lmao

(you)
;)

Anyways you don't need to have good upload speeds on that service as long as you share stuff. If your download speed is decent then people don't care as long as you share.

calm down fella it's not healthy to be this angry

your mom rofl

its not available for mobile so unfortunately you are out of luck

>we live in a world where the gender of the person is known before people understand the actual physics.

Just kill me now.

is this where you weirdos get your pizza?

I get mine from Pizza 73

everyone i download from easily has a d/l speed of a meg per second. meanwhile people download from me and their max is 100kbps. i know my isp can do more it's my ancient 15 y/o router holding me back
pretty flippin ebin br0 bost more LOVE your posts

>offseason /hoc/
Just go out with your friends lmao.

it's 2am you retard

My torrents download at 6 MB per second and SS is close to that if I match with a good connection

Speaking of witch I'm going to watch my episode of Survivor Man in the Boreal forest.

Well, cya.

>6 mb/s
god i wish
>watch some dumb show idk
okay have fun leaf fren

How much did you pay Hiro for this

where are you chambers you sick freak

I still buy cds because I'm a 22 year old boomer. Also my car only plays cds, and I like having hard copies of stuff.

My passenger seat is filled with like 30 discs. I need a place to keep them, keep buying more.

I also like the little copies of the artwork and sometimes the lyrics.

Sweaty. It clearly says 10:20.

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bating to his weird ayys

>he doesn't know survivor man

sad.

She didnt even play that big of a roll on it.

um icy it clearly says 2:20 DESPITe my all night drinking

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cringe

It's nearly 3:30 you shit

time to crack that 2nd last bear

survivor man is kino

>bear
i'm central time zone and it's all liquor all the time w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

420 BLAZE IT

>survivorman
wtf is this shit don't make me get my mom addicted to another show titled SURVIVOR

i'm dry. gonna have to log onto nightmare market eventually

ZOOOMER OUT

>crack the bear
You can try

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belongs on Yea Forums desu senpai

you belong in a mental ward "desu" "senpai"

We already are, the matrix stuck is here to contain our incredible autism

nooooo, i want out :(
i swear my overwhelming autism is less than others

go back to reddt you fucking fags.

One of us

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>i disagree with this post therefore it's reddit
perhaps you should go back you maple syrup slurping poutine fucking gaywad
here's your easy (you), y'know it works everytime

perhaps you should make a hockey related post for once.

just made a thoughtful comment on reddit

Now this is reddit

India? More like poopia

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i did. it garnered a lot of (you)s. nothing has happened since. now i'm communicating with a fucking leaf. my life has fallen low

Based, more than can be said for this shithole.

>this post
just how
i'm here all night
agreed

probably. god dammit chambers you freaky little weirdo

>4th overall pick
>arena already half empty

geez even the fans knew

getting sleepy

>shithole
i'll have you know this is the highest quality hockey discussion on the net you little fish sailing queer

for me its Kaleidoscope by Tiesto

for me it's more vodka in my glass pronto

looks like i won you self-absorbed drooling faggots

Sam said I was cool.

what happened?

He was drunk

i won, that's all that matters
so are half of the american posters on here doesn't discredit them from ed's achievement

Isn't he always?

hows your tan coming along /hoc/

my drivers tan is coming along nicely

That depends on how much spare change strangers toss into his cup

lookin mighty swarthy

Blam blam, blam to dem all
Listen to the shots from my nigga Doggy Dogg

gonna go jerk off before bedtime

ALL OF A SUDDEN DR. DRE WAS A G-THANG
BUT ON HIS OWN ALBUM COVERS HE WAS A SHETHANG

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*dies of aids*

>leaves behind 8 kids
based
>one of them was named Lil Eazy
not so based

damn E they tried to fade you on Dre day

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>Let's a jew break up his crew
Not based at all

>his "crew"
he initially financed it; he had to be coaxed to rap

I never met an OG who neva did shit wrong
you tried to dis the Eazy-E so now nigga it's on you

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Gets shit on
youtu.be/W-u4HvkU1D4

>jew boy bad
>is rich offa jews
ya ok cube keep makin those politically charged lyrics and not sell out to hollywood

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lets play a game.

Ottawa Senator or Democratic candidate
There are 10 names.
You have to figure out which is a politician and which is an Ottawa Senator

1. Nick Paul
2. Tim Ryan
3. John Delaney
4. Joey Daccord
5. Seth Moulton
6. Jordan Szwarz
7. Steve Bullock
8. Colin White
9. Christian Wolanin
10. Tom Steyer

uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
eazy-e

iiiiiiiiiiiiii loooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggggggggg and making irresponsible decisions w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

give me a hint

5 candidates
5 hockey players

eazy
motherfuckin
e

Guessing:
>1. Nick Paul S
>2. Tim Ryan D
>3. John Delaney S
>4. Joey Daccord S
>5. Seth Moulton S
>6. Jordan Szwarz D
>7. Steve Bullock D
>8. Colin White S
>9. Christian Wolanin S
>10. Tom Steyer D

>protein farts

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very close but no

had this song in my head all day
youtube.com/watch?v=1pT0cpO2FaE

gonna fap to girls wearing yoga pants then sleep

really perturbed that vodka has calories

it's empty calories, same with beer. that's why you get a beer gut

thinkin bout ice and that i'm the best poster on /hoc/ and that i keep this crap general afloat

>empty calories
it makes my brain feel empty and that's the main draw of it. more.... MOOOOORRRRREEEE!!!!!!

>getting drunk at midnight while the general is sleeping or about to sleep
seems like a waste desu

>midnight
i've been drinking all day and night and it's almost 4am. it's sadder (better) than you think

You actually have to make good posts to do that.

but why

stay tuned for some EXCELLENT posts my friend

shut up chambers

no work tomorrow (today) and i've got nothing better to do than listen to music and podcasts and split my time shitposting on /hoc/
none of this is interesting

Nah, I'm going to bed.

you said that hours ago

hope you don't drink all day every day. i hear that's how you turn finnish

chambers if you're here post some ayys

You just love my posts so much, you can't help but try to lure me into a conversation.

think im gonna stay up at watch cricket lads

>all day every day
i swear i take breaks, just hasn't been the case the last week (i'm 2.8% finnish lmao)
i'm lonely

you're in a worse place than i am

Did you have something you wanted to talk about?

i saw a docu on how if you become an alchy and try to quit cold turkey your body will shutdown and go into seizures all the time. that's why so many alcoholics who quit end up biting their tongue off or die

DON'T IGNORE ME CHAMBERS

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not really, just post post post knee jerk reactions haha love my /hoc/ buds
is going through a handle every 3 days too much? my dad tells me bout his suicidal friend who goes through a handle a day and still collects social security

i can't tell ya, it depends on if you feel completely dependent on it. just remember that if you ever feel like quitting, you gotta ween yourself off slowly

last weekend i used beer to marinate and cook chicken. it was pretty good

>dependent
don't think so. i think i can stop. i get a taste from the bottle and i can keep going all night; haven't had a problem from going cold turkey yet.
based swedish grandma

being drunk has its own rewards.... if you're in the catalog holding shift then left mouse clicking will hide shit threads

what the fuck why am I still awake?

even i'm headed off to sleep. try and do the same

shhhhhhhh

sleep is for the week

youtube.com/watch?v=xt4hSs4IWPg

thinking about coffee

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business idea: flaming pucks

Don't just think about it, DRINK IT!

yup

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*sips*

youtube.com/watch?v=95cufW4h-gA

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imagine the smell

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Gotta have some puck luck if you're gonna fuck a sluts butt I'll tell you what most nutritious nut

Thinking about taking some girl ice skating then to a hockey game

Depending on the game it could be a great or, in the case of the Mild, a terrible time

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YO WTF I THOUGH KAAPO WAS A GOOD BOY

he is, that pic is deceptive af, he's just leaning in to kiss that dude (like a faggot)

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Stop using reddit spacing. Stop posting fucking NWA

Fuck off you maple faggot

Your country is a joke and you haven't won a cup since 1993

Suck my (our) shit through a bendy straw

Bitch

Hey man I really crossed the line there

This has been the single worst thread I've ever seen.

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Imagining she sits down in that shirt on my leather couch then when she goes to the bathroom I lick the beaded up salty sweat while I listen to her pee

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bonaqua

duk

Kaapo kakko desu

Krappo Busto desu

Am hangover, send help

2 sausage mcmuffins and 2 litres of ice water. By the time you're done you'll be good to go

/hoc/ is a mess

sommartider hej hej

>mfw kakko wins the kalder next season

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hockey = shit sport

Calder-Kakko desu

every moment i live is agony

where would i go to comission some kakko x hughes yaoi?

>"suck my kakko jew boy"

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hoky

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you wont fool me with this trap a 2nd time

Bob on torts
He behaves with everyone like that. If he does not like the behavior of a player, then he will put pressure on him. But he has many advantages. It was with the arrival of Tortsa that the team began to play in a new way. He set discipline. He demanded the maximum from each player. We began to constantly go to the playoffs. He is also a subtle psychologist and a very strong motivator.

thats the shooped version, here is the original

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grim

this is why no one likes Sweden

Where does the milk come out?

god morgon

through her nip-naps

Where are they?

Well, in the original image, I'd assume that they're just covered by the yellow one-piece. I know that she has some. I've seen them before.

not nice per gunnar

hfboards down?

it's fine for me

u lie

would never lie to you pekka

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nvm you're right it's down. threads won't load

down for me too

am i the only one who misses actual hockey's future?

Noah dobson will get the calder this season, dabbing on both hughes and kakko

Thinkin' bout getting some menudo for lunch

sneed

If we all lit just one little candle, what a bright world it would be.

Vesalainen wins calder with 50 goal season losing richard to Laine who bounces back to the tune of 55-60 goals

Laination... l-lock in...

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The present is a gift. That's why they call it "right now".

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Pain is just weakness going from the body to away from the body.

Sitting at work and I'm still drunk from last night.

You can do anything you set your mind to, man. This has been a PSA from Max(TM).

Thank you Maxtm

MAAAAAAAAAARRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OHHHHHHHHHHH-OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE-IFE-IFE-IFEIFEIFE
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE-IFE-IFE-IFEIFEIFE
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE

I want to set my mind to not going to work and sitting at home playing multiplayer video games

and all I ever wanted
was sunlight and honesty
highlights, don't wanna repeat
let's get away from here
an' live like the movies do
I won't mind when it's over
at least I didn't think--

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I just stole that quote from Eminem. I don't actually believe it.

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start a twitch

fuck you
I could always get drunk at work

Do the knights have any german players?

What's >your DEL team, friend?

I can't condone that.

so let's run
make a great escape
and I'll be waitin' outside for the getaway
it doesn't matter who we are
we'll keep runnin' through the dark
and all I ever need is another day
we can slow down, 'cause tomorrow is a mile away
and live like shooting stars
you can wish away forever
but you'll never find a thing like today

Don't worry I won't drag you into the inevitable "talking to"

canes are missing the playoffs for another 2000000 years cap this post

HE GOT JUJU EYEBALLS
HE ON HOLY ROLLER

Imagine having your team named after a thing old people use to help them walk.

>giving hiromoot your billing information

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just smoked a pipe in my car
marijuana to be precise

>Theodore is a Yea Forums pass user
Please tell me that the fucking empty vacuum box has at least been recycled by now.

Not right now. They had Brooks Macek assigned to the Chicago Wolves last year.

Amerimutt living here. Didn't know about that. Might have to check it out, especially if there's one in Frankfurt.

thinkin it's time to scrape out the resin, buds

I'll assume that you mean Frankfurt am Main. The closest team to them is Adler Mannheim.

Someone psychoanalyze my posts.

Frankfurt doesn't have a team but Mannheim is pretty close and they have a DEL team

You're a Vancouver fan

I meant someone other than Sweden.

Someone tell that fucking faggot to take his make bleieve jewwy brain nonsense and get outta the hockey thread

Take your make believe jewy nonsense and get out of the hockey thread.

You're a Finland fan

drinking kevyesti hiilihapotettu kivennäisvesi vadelma
lätt kolsyrat mineralvatten hallon

based and bubbly-pilled

I have my coffee you may now talky about hockey :)

you're an architect of some kind

What makes you say that?

just a hunch

I'm just glad someone thinks I'm capable of maintaining gainful employment.

you could probably make some decent side cash writing short stories

I'm not much of a story teller. I'm more well-versed in one-liners.

I'm gainfully employed and make decent money ( (You)s ) wtiyingh short sotoreue

>wtiyingh short sotoreue
this is where you lost me

Im bigger, faster and stronger than you.

>he doesn't speak canadian

I don't have that picture of that fat finnish man covered in his own semen but if I did this is when I would post it

I think I should write a book full of nothing but one-liners and call it "Declarations".

Just publish every Yea Forums post you've ever made

Why the fuck haven't jets signed laine
Why the fuck haven't knights signed gusev

Some of those need context though. Not many, but some.

Every day.

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I think I might try stream of consciousness writing and see if I can come up with anything good.

keep us posted

Aw yeah aw yeah
it’s been so long you thought I left you
but I was in jail with my nephew
i needed that bail so I kept jews
I bet you thought I’d let you take my name
my game
and making my money that thang
you’ve got to understand
that /hoc/ lad is the man

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filename

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For me, entertainment is more important than truth. And if I can entertain myself writing it then I hope someone might enjoy reading it.

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>tfw you'll never invite Blandland over for pizza

Not with that attitude

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My friend Max. Jets fan brother :)

All my posts are stream of conscious writing. Something worth pondering if I was a guy that thought anything through

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HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW

Caught the girl who lives next to me checking me out when I went out to get the yard waste bin back from the street.

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I'm happy for you user

listening to the vandals lads

>pupper
You have to be 18 to post on four channel

Is Warframe a good game? Looking for a vidya I can commit to, although I don’t play all that much (6-8 hours a week). I heard it didn’t screw f2p players too badly, and I don’t necessarily mind a bit of grinding, but is it fun?

twitter.com/jrown32/status/1154022434280022017?s=21

Play Spiderman on PS4

it gets old very quickly

youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

only about 1 month until classic wow

Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure

shut the fuck up pekka

beat your dick

I just did, but the feeling wont last forever

Sometimes I drag the dumbbells on the deck then get a pump in the sun. High knee sprints when my running path is flooded. Consequence of living in ocean forest.
Also. Just learned how big an acre is. Also. Ps5 next year. Also.

>broke my femur
Guess I could play for about a month, because I'm told it takes two for this sort of injury to heal.

Just stop

bought tales of vesperia on the PS4 sale what am i in for

weebshit

nice so i did good?

maybe if you consider faggotry good

>Bobrovsky: "There was no chance I'd sign an extension with the CBJ."

At least Trouba had the decency not to shit on us on the way out.

D.K.
DONKEY KONG
D.K.
DONKEY KONG IS HERE

yeah at this rate consoles will never surpass PC's in graphics or memory so people should just find the smartest asian they can and have him/her assemble a pc for them. beats paying 700$ 3 every 1.5 years for a new one. the computer I got custom made for 1000$ on hasn't had a problem in the 4 years its been operating whereas the XboneS has broken twice.

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>not exclusively playing 2hu and cs1.6 on a 15 year old thinkpad running linux
pleb

wtf is wrong with people

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Remember the one account of the EMT where they tried to move the obese woman and they picked up the foot and it simply fell off the bone like overdone chicken?
Or the law case where the black family in Chicago didn't notice the mom had died until weeks later?
Or the ER account of the patient with magots crawling through the woman's genitals while she was still alive?
I'm so glad I decided not to go into medicine.

been on jobs like that. Its fuckin sad

For me it's Pontus "7 teams since june 2018" Åberg

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I still play Day of Defeat once in awhile

Obviously mentally ill

I'm an RN, and I've seen some really bad neglect/abuse cases just not everything rolled into one like that lol

>I'm an RN
ha ha
he's a murse

Was it autism?

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what a chad

what's funny about it?

That's a nice masturbation station

He makes the bitches sit on the floor and bring their own decorations.

blessed image, saved it in my good feelings folder

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No, an autist would be scared of being called autist. That's a chad move

are you ripped bro?

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Too close to the screen, he'll sprain his neck.

EVERYBODY!

Not ripped, but I'm fit and I'm tall.

probably couldnt afford healthcare, so now they have to be a drag on the court system
but muh boostraps and all that

you should go talk to your neighbor

uh huh?

ROCK YOU BODY!

The only problem is that I don't know how old she is. Her family just moved in recently.
She looks like she might be old enough, but I don't want to pull a Minnesota.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

imagine being a male nurse

Thinking about doing something productive.

murse

Imagine nursing some womans butthole haha it would be so awkward hahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=5k293MR--EE

lol epic gamer cringe

Talk to her father, tell him he made a good choice with the school district, and if he only talks about resale value she's probably not underage. If she's underage, he'll ask about teachers/programs.

Damn, that's a hell of a strategy right there.

But your honour, the father talked about his house's resale value!

Imagine being an NHL superstar right now. What would you do with your money? For me

>Fly to Toronto
>Take a shit on street
>Fly home

Might be safer to just talk about colleges and see if he says that it's coming right up, or if they still have a while to find somewhere where she wants to go.

Not NHL millionaire, but if I was a billionaire I would buy one of the largest prisons in America, build an arena in it and start a convict-based NHL team. Home games would have an intense atmosphere

good pay. probably get pussy all the time. what's the problem

it just hit me how bad that doughty contract is

Gotta go to Costco to pick up my glasses. They called on Friday and I still haven't done it.

why are finns such little scamps all the time

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PAY ATTENTION MILLINIALS.....THIS IS HOW A SONG IS SUNG AND MUSIC MADE.

They actually called me again today to remind me. Like dude, I'll pick them up when I'm ready.

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youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

For me it's this video

Imagine being a visionlet who needs glasses. Horrific.

it's their mischievous nature

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been noticing it in my recommendations too

listening to swedish music youtube.com/watch?v=76xq6LT269k&list=OLAK5uy_nkxAOUyUVQJJgg-jYhcXy3xbn2bhQLT8U&index=1

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The top edges kind of stick out like the lead singer from the Descendents.

It's a classic. He a real nigga.
youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q

>tfw over the cap

imagine not wanting to trade bulju

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imagine thinking he's worth anything but a 5th round pick

Half Nelson or Crazy, Stupid, Love?

On topic: Whats the best hockey?

>Whats the best hockey?
Definitely >my team.

youtube.com/watch?v=GWKb235yjoY

He'll end up on the >Rags in exchange for Buchnevich because they need to dump salary

The one where my team win

FUCC IT WE BALL

*Namestnikov

>tfw no field hockey qt3.14 gf
why live

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>qt3.14
Where?
Somewhere behind that girl in the foreground?

Nobody wants that bum.

none of you fags are even talking about sport ball

Should I open the blue powerade or the green powerade?

Had a blue today lad

Fuck it Laineation ball out

nobody wants Puljujarvi either, and Namestnikov only has 1 contract year left
perfect trade for Oilers desu

>trade a former 3rd overall pick for a player that will walk from the team in 1 year

Sounds like an Oiler trade for sure but they would want Buchnevich who currently has more potential than Namestnikov.

Unfortunately that didn't answer my question.

i had a green today desu

Fuck it, I opened both and mixed them into a glass.

you're dreaming if you think you can trade Pulju for Buchnevich
Pulju doesn't even want to be in Edmonton, he's going to sign with Jokerit if he doesn't get traded

just fell asleep

gonna take a nap

wanna cuddle?

how come we aren't making the word images again for offseason. the last ones i saw were pretty funny.

i've been having too many timmies ice caps lately

You're dreaming if you think you can trade Namestnikov for Pulju. Plenty of teams want Pulju, the Oilers aren't going to let him go for nothing. Publicly demanding a trade was dumb.

he wants out, nobody is going to give up anything worthwhile if the soilers hands are tied

in a haze slightly hungry sitting in the hbh the problems dont find words when i think about them. dont know what i would tell people if they asked. from their perspective they seem to be helping but i cant quite do it myself. agency feels gone what will i send for who will i ask. slipping away without context i am a nobody twig skinny arms that dont satisfy eggs. yogi berra

Pulju to Pongs soon lads

Russians aren't allowed in here, this is a first world general.

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DUDE
PULJU

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I don't know if I can even post stream of consciousness. I'm too calculated.

been drinking a lot of lemonades lately

Yeah, so the Oilers aren't going to let other teams take advantage of them and dump him for nothing. Every team is probably low balling Edmonton. He should have kept it quiet.

You mean Detroit right?

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Sweetie if anything we need more Russians here

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retard

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

What kind of toothpaste looks like jizz?

the kind made of jizz

you will get worse at it over time. That's basically the point. Don't try to make it good, try to make it worse and all of a sudden it works. If you are serious about it, the best thing is to sit in public and just type on your laptop. people and things will start to move around you and your brain will automatically latch onto them. You'll be in the middle of a thought and Eric, from accounting, will suddenly appear and your memories of Eric will get smeared over whatever it was you were on about.

Hope they catch those two murderous teenagers soon

I'm gonna get some Taco Bell later.

juicy?

angus beef?

I'm gonna get a crunchwrap supreme with the fries supreme.

Taco Bell is fucking garbage. Absolute bottom of the barrel fast food. Worse than Subway.

Thanks, I will.

Get the new reaper burrito

I'll see if we have it up here.

chambers you fucking freak stop hiding

I'm going to go get some burger king because i don't eat enough calories because i take adderall for add. never went to sleep last night been cooked on amphetamines and now my arms are really skinny and bony and i haven't grown in 4 years because i have no appetite for food. the only food i can take is when its so fake that the chemical flavors make the addiction complete

Also, I've had "Sweet Leaf" by black sabbath stuck in my head for over 12 hours now

Drakes the only canadian on earth that's as close to as much of a sports fan as I am

I listen to Drake sometimes.

Wow sounds like that medication is really helping you.

try smoking weed. not even memeing

they're not mutually exclusive

A&W teen burger >> Baconator >>> Big Xtra (Mcdonalds burger) >>> Quarter Pounder

Thinking outside the bun > Thinking inside the bun

>Big Xtra

Boomers out

business idea: mclovin as the /hoc/ mascot

I wish Tim Hortons would bring back Chicken Stew in a Bread Bowl

Tim Horton should go back to playing hockey.

>bottles on me, long as someone drink it

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Ok, I'm leaving for real this time. Peace.

Ordered 2 thc carts from the Amsterdam company
They should be here tomorrow

I sold my soul to the devil. I can't concentrate without it.

had a wendys baconator. probably top 3 burger i've ever had

here's to another lousy millennia

*leans back in chair*

Fuck Netflix for taking futurama out for some gay shit they replaced it with

This, I’m still seething

lol

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ded thread

I prefer it when people are white

Just pirate it, bitch

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Choose wisely.

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Xheattle Dickgirls

all of those are minor league tier

those sound like arena football or very low tier minor league names

So fucking shit
>sockeyes
>kraken
>geoducks
Why do these actually have support

seattle frogdudes

>Mighty Ducks

seattle canadians

they all look like shit

where did all the arguing autists go today?

i'm right here bitch lets argue about tim hortons

hockey

Have you guys heard about this Sean Day kid?
My professional /hoc/ sources say that he's gonna be a #1 pick and a superstar in the NHL.

Oilers will win the cup for Canada in 2020

t. Grand Wizard of the Oilluminati (8th degree)

is for everyone

except you

Soon...
>youtube.com/watch?v=Xl3_k6qEM1g

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Dudes T-shirt at the bar has an American flag and says
>guns
>hockey
>freedom

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b&r

All the swimming I've been doing has left this gay tanline across my forehead because of my swim cap and it looks weird but other than that it's coming along nice thank you for asking

>wearing a swim cap

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>swim cap

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Unironically based

the problem with fags is that they have the minds of toddlers

you let them do something once, and they're gonna assume it's normal. But you know better, so stamp that shit out right now

I gave him a free beer to be honest

didnt realize toddlers were thinking about buttsecks

It’s what (((they))) want

i want one

Good lad

who is making the new thread

Right here

new

Have you bought him a beer and thanked him for his service?

>tfw never realized these were the same dude
Bless him

Ask for ID