/nrl/ - other thread is stupid edition

Nein

>honestly this shit thread will not get more than 20 replies by friday night

i agree, doubt that this thread will even get to 15 let alone 20 by friday night

12

>12
cope.

Fourteen

*gets BTFO*

All of these were me

Just got 5 (You)s lads

20 posts soon

not gonna happen

SHALL

Wut

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POOrramatta

I fucking hate the forced netflix button on my tv remote that's bigger than every other button on the remote, fuck that shit I don't pay for that crap

bit weird

played you like a damn fiddle, freshie.

>all these news reports starting out like "tributes pour in for james maloney" as if he just fucking died

The virgin /nrl/
The chad au/sp/

Yes I am a virgin

james maloney sur le depart?

i learnt french because i was going to join the french foreign legion in 2011

>It is alleged the woman accompanied De Belin and Sinclair to an apartment in Gipps Street so the two men could "charge their phones".

>Once inside the apartment, de Belin allegedly grabbed hold of the woman, forcibly removed her clothing and pinned her on the bed with his right forearm before allegedly raping her.

>Sinclair allegedly silently watched on until de Belin said to him "come have a go".

>It is alleged the pair then engaged in the joint rape of the woman, at one stage swapping positions between them, before Sinclair allegedly said "I can't get hard anymore" and went to shower.

>Police allege De Belin continued to rape the woman, at times putting his hand around her throat, making it hard for her to breath.

>Afterwards, the woman said she had a shower before ordering the trio an Uber to take them to Fever Nightclub. She said she left soon after they arrived, and contacted a friend.

>She then went to Wollongong Hospital where she underwent a rape test. Police allege she had injuries to her legs, neck, lower abdomen and shoulder.

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qt milf

What gang will Jack join in prison lads?

The Protective Custodies

Why is it that even when they're raping women nrl players have to involve other naked men and their dicks

National Rape League

foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/cowboys/former-nrl-star-nene-macdonald-due-to-appear-in-court-posts-party-pics-from-italy-instead/news-story/f274cc302ea0c0a5aec3ea9b89ae7fda

another day, another nrlel player with an arrest warrant. top kek

Former player since I believe he is no longer signed to any nrl club

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How long will the jury take to exonerate Jack from this garbage case? I'm thinking longer than the 15 minutes for the John Jarratt rape acquittal, but less than the 90 minutes for the Brett Stewart rape acquittal.

GOATcastle

fuck you

What a cunt if true

My GF is jealous of my /nrl/ family.

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Broncucks Ltd.

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>believing the DPP and its history of taking trash rape & DV charges to trial for jurors to acquit in under 90 minutes

50th for walkbro

>pozz gaynolds

This quote did not age well

>mic
Finally finna be spyed on

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just got off the phone with tommy tangster aka sangsters paradise aka ranked 3 thousand and something aka 4 trades left and he told me that widdup (c) is the best POD going forward

>phone
Thats so 2000 and late

I micellar it

>an electrically charged particle formed by an aggregate of molecules and occurring in certain colloidal electrolyte solutions, as those of soaps and detergents.

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Good morning /nrl/.

Ohayougozaimasu

Why is Josh making like a million non-NRL related threads today?

link?

Arrivederci young negroid

just check the catalogue m8

The only catalogues I check are Aldi and the escort catalogue in the local paper

just link us to the threads you think are made by josh m8

>moved he mute button
why

>live in small cenny coast town
>no tranny escort ads in the catalog
>see twink in a skirt in town all the time
>scared to talk to him and ask if he wants to watch the Storm with me

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Literally look at the top of his head

You the guy who bought the dildo? Why the tranny stuff lad

Going bald lads.

Snuck into some virgin's bedroom while he was sleeping and plucked out a ton of his hair lads

Just saw someone sneak out of danny's room lads. Looks like he was carrying a bag.

Megan is maturing into the perfect late 30s gym thot

Everyone in /nrl/ owns at least one dildo m8

Can't afford kayo anymore so have to settle for the ugly 9 bushpigs

>Coen Hess in the centres
what the fuck

>10 Asains and a few white women

The state of escorts

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God I love Megan. Wish she would marry me and birth my 6 children.

>Based Fergo out indefinitely after severe reaction to antibiotics
fucking white dogs ruining our season

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Hess IS the great WHITE hope

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Wow Carrie Bickmore's beanies from the Project made it to NRL?
Based as fuck good on her.

the state of australia

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Why is gaglel still playing?

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God I wish I had a qt asian gf, or any gf, or any friends

get outta here brown boy

wow the sharts are so fucking shit holy fuck i regret tipping them what the fuck holy shit fucking hell

>tipped Pooarks
Good start this week lads

>try happens
>no one is in crowds so you don't hear any cheers
>miss try

>game starting before 8pm
What the fuck

The virgin chad

The chad virgin

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Cowcucks LTD

You now remember Aaron Woods was a Kangarroo

good community going on here

lot of good discussion going on here

lot of replying to posts like a normal person going on here

I unsubbed from Kayo and in the survey where they ask you why I wrote its because they still don't have the PS4 app ready

That'll show them

Yeah I wage slave a lot and miss out on a lot of the footy. I'm giving Kayo 3 hours of work for nothing a month lads.

>the cowbucks vs the shucks

got me some fuckin red rock deli sweet chilli sour cream chips

what's your goto pack of chips /nrl/?

THESE FAT FUCKING OLD CUNTS
NEED TO FUCK OFF TO THE RETIREMENT HOME
HOLY FUCK

>sharts

Honey onions chicken red rock deli

good thread

really makes me believe all 20 teams in the sc league are all unique accounts from 20 different people

A or B theory of time?

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>McTaggart
More like McFaggot lads

smiths plain crinkle cut because i am not a child

Cheese and Bacon balls Party pack in one sitting

>Poogan

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>Doogan

Wasn't really feldting that try XD

For me its the DD theory (aka the Big Bust theory)

cunt just jumped over the ball

lmao nikora gone

Refs are giving Pooarks a try now. I tipped Pooarks as well.

Pooarks can't even get refballed into a try.

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That could have been a try if Pooarks weren't poo.

Did the /afl/ just start? is that why the thread died?

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>gapewell

The absolute state of cucknulla

The post that kept /nrl/ alive

Just bought a beanie but I bought last years version because it's cheaper and looks better lads

BASED
I got a red one like pic related.

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>it doesn't come
Sounds like my sex life lads

PM with the coconut crew lads

CAM ON XERRI YOU TOUCAN FUCK

>Mark Hughes Foundation
>founded 2014

>Carrie's Beanies 4 Brain Cancer
>founded 2015

Why do we need 2 beanie for braincancer charities lads?

>head high wvery day of the week

Why does old man gaglel try to milk a penalty EVERY single tackle?

Is it just me or does Jake Clifford look like he has problems?

>Beanies FOR Brain Cancer
Hmmmm

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>Go on Carrie's website
>her beanies are sold out

How will Mark Hughes ever recover?

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kettle chilli ya dumb cunt

carrie is bae

The Project is an actually funny show. I missed Carrie while she was knocked up with Waleeds baby.

He won’t. His brain will, I assume, eventually melt because of the cancer.

FINA FUCKING LEEEEE

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Ronaldo
>doesn't play diveball
Wut

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Ron Aldo is a good aussie name

Barry check the fuse box.

Barry lick my shit box

Does the girl in the orange look like an abo?

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FUCK THE COWcucks

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Fatt Snott

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What was that fucking kick

HOLY FUCK
No one would ever save my lady kek pic.
I love you user, you made my night.

>ruan wearing a witch's hat

>taking the zero from infront
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tyrell's Mature Cheese and Chive

just found some steel wool in my sock lads

what does this mean

Why do they spit on the floor. That is disgusting. I'm sorry I need a more sophisticated sport like MMA.

I save all your reaction pics.

It means a lot to know someone likes my work.

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Don't think I did that one.

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Saving that one (didn't make it)

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do you have the version of this with Kevy?

where the fuck can I get one that colour, doesn't come up on mark hughes website

No one has taken the poo tonight lads

Oh I dunno maybe I got lucky. Email them and send the pic attached and ask them about it.

>tfw when you order maccas off uber eats and accidentally press the no buns option when I'm trying to remove the pickles and I just get a couple of meat patties

i do

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joey calling it a tummy

god i love him

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>he doesn't like tummies

Nice post hoss

hate posting something lewd and not getting at least three replies within a couple of minutes so i deleted it

fuck this dead poomunity of phone posting normies

Baste

>newfag

been here since 2010

>newfag

I just want you to know that I love AND care for you m8

>MHF beanie round
>wears a Carrie Bickmore Beanie
I hope she gets stabbed in the car park lads

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cheers m8

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>goes to the footy
>shitposts on /nrl/ all night and doesn't watch the footy
BASED

>qt that dropped her ice cream on herself on camera

>ronalNO

Because every team I tip fucks up.
I'm going to tip a team and then bet on the other lads.

checked retard

>retard
I can't lose cunt. Watch me take over the world. I'ts LITERALLY a win win situation.

Gaglel IS A OLD STUPID CUNT
GET HIM OFF THE FUCKING TEAM
THAT SET WAS A SURE TRY
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FIRE HIM

What if its a draw?

Can you bet if the game will be a draw cause I'll do that too. Win-Win-Win. Can't lose.

Draw probably voids the bet and money goes back in your account

Sportsbet doesn't do draws thats all I know

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I hope my hate boner for gaglel becomes a meme lads

FINNNAAAA FUCKING LEEEEEEEEE
Excuse the chinese

>Activate it

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Uhh is Cecchin wearing a wedding ring?

>struggling to find someone to captain this week for the POD
>it was johnshit all along

fuck me, regret vc'ing the hopeless cowies coconut now.

>getting married to anyone but a man in 2019

Is that Bronshon Shxerri’s mum

UP UP CRONULLA
I NEVER HAD ANY DOUBTS

Its actually a chastity ring that his wife makes him wear

for me, it's /afl/

Yaaaaaas sharkies slay

God I want my gf to put me in Chasity after I lose my virginity.

>bought in too instead of xerri

its all over lads

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Yummy

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Kek geez Xerri has a comical error in him.

That was a normal tackle. REFBALL

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the virgin chad

Can this fox commentator stop saying fucking gas. Fucking UnAustralian cunt. Makes me fucking sick.

He’s talking about jungle juice user

lol they win due to goal kicking

>PM of Australia AND PNG
BASED

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youtube.com/watch?v=IKRlvpC7d6c

FUCK FUCK COWcucks

lovely

Wearing my fluffy robe lads

I hope that's all you're wearing handsome

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youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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lmfao the pure disgust on his face

Only time that song is appropriate is driving in NZ

>Coffs harbour gloves

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You faggots are killing union by supporting this dumb-fuck "sport".

Start by killing yourselves and then watching real rugby, bunch of faggots.

>freddy: how goods it to be on 800k
>matt moylan: FUAAAAAAAAARKKK AAWWWWFFF

baste live tv

*doesn't post*

*saves thread*

i wanna suck off andrew johns

get him nice and coked up, I reckon he'd be up for it gaybro

not gay

>he wouldn't be up for it
>newfags

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dude stop calling me a newfag okay?

ive been here since 2010

I invented /nrl/ in 2015 so try again

Anybody here ever been fired from a job before?

What job did you get fired from m8?

fireman

never had one in the first place

Should have learnt to suck a tennis ball through hose then

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Everybody I know hates me. What is the point of living with not one single positive human interaction?

>horded his centerlink money for 3 months for a cheeky pic
wow

Whomst 1/1 here?

ME
UP UP CRONULLA
[spoiler]Fuck the Pooarks[/spoiler]

those notes are one fortnights worth of centrelink you clueless low IQ wagecuck

Yeah nah try baiting me again NEET at least 6 months worth of NEET money there

morning lads

hi

Don't like gays lads.

just did a smelly fart

Getting a 1kg doughnut from Kenilworth today lads.

A lotta layers on this pic

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Based Marapey and his strong stance on tribal warfare
youtube.com/watch?v=8CZ_oyvcAPo

right looks like an older Richo

Whenever there's a packet of assorted creams in the work lunch room it's always the orange creams left at the end lads

So we all agree Melbourne v Manly is game of the round, right?

morning lads

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no

who's playing tonight lads

GOATcastle lad. I'm about to head down.

nice one enjoy the game m8

come to the duke

pussy

Story Bridge Hotel tonight lads.

so is it safe to say /nrl/ is on its last legs?

the only reason it is remotely alive is thanks to GOATcastle and Broncucks posting, just like the NRL itself

yeah. When I stopped posting here in late 2017,this poomunity took a huge hit and has been going diwnhi fast. Sad.

it's probably your refusal to give simple (You)s that has destroyed the community spirit

nah. indirectly replying to the masses makes them hungrier. it makes them post more in the hopes of getting a direct reply. i keep this poomunity on strings.

No, it's gimmicks like that (which I both created and pioneered) which kept this poomunity alive. It was fresh and unique. My talents are now exclusive to other poomunities.

Literally all 261 posts are mine

don't want to be rude, but it might be dying because you lads are a bit fucking tryhard 2bh

Actually, you definitely are being deliberately rude. And it's that kind of behaviour that lead to /nrl/'s downfall. That, and my lack of posting here.

>deliberately

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Based retard.

Love me BroncGODS and me misses lads

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alright explain yourselves

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Fuck Mark Hughes stealing Carrie's idea.

How did Mark Hughes get brain cancer with out the prerequisite brain?

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based brisvegas lad

Wests Tigers or 13 Darius Boyds, you decide

Even if Darius Boyd was the best fullback in the world that doesn't mean he can fill every possible position in a team. I think your hypothetical scenario needs work and you should reconsider it some before submitting it to the /nrl/ family again.

Titans vs 13 James Tedescos

Mr knights fan who sits on the hill, are you here?

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How jewy is the field because slipping over is tedesco's biggest weakness

yeah m8 AMA

Battle of the poor ball control

Greetings and salutations to my /nrl/ family. Just want to say souths by 20+ tonight.

pooasslel

based benji with the LOOSEY GOOSEY

>Poorce puts all his energy in the first half of the season to get his meme Origin recall just so he can do nothing for the rest of the year

Who here getting JUSTed right now?

Yeah lad I'm here. Snuck into the stands tonight but. Little worried 2bh. We haven't looked likely since the 10th mintue.

>that guy who copped a ball to the face in the half time activity
kek

Disregard the imposter

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Thousand year dynasty back ON lads

The only time I went to Newy was for the /ayy/ grand final last year, fuck me dead what a shithole

No bully please

>guy playing the ball obstructs the markers
>bunker doesn't check it
zzzzz

>The debate about expanding the NRL Holden Women’s Premiership is set to reignite after up to 40 players from last season’s inaugural competition were left without a contract.
NRLW on THRIVING watch

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come on newcastle

>the chad GOATcastle Klemmer and Saifiti pairing
>the virgin pooasslel Gavet and Ese Ese pairing

Big bad Kalyn Ponga puttin them big hits on

Games gone soft lads

>year 2021
>all tackles banned

Shouldn’t have been a sin bin but I agree with the penalty. Ponga didn’t even try to reach for the ball and deliberately turns his shoulder into Chee-Kam.

>Josh Fuckolds deleted his posts predicting this thread would die before 20 posts on Thursday night
Embarrassing

Where is BFR?

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My knee clicks whenever I walk up stairs now for some reason lads, am I dying

Do you feel pain when it does it? Noise is fine and normal though if you're getting pain along with it something might be wrong

Newcastle now has 8 sin bins this years, double second place's 4

There's no pain, it's just noise that started this week

Is Kayo down for anyone else? Like doesn't load NRL shit

They should relinquish sin and embrace the LORD

tour de france on the telly and nrl on the computer

If you're concerned you can always speak to a doctor but joint noise is just a thing that can happen, harmless unless accompanied by other symptoms.

He's nary had a post that isn't embarrassing

It's a conspiracy to make ben hunt look bad when he tries so hard

Virgin here 1/2 so far, what does 8/8 feel like?

>taking the poo

>Adam Reynolds takes his first scoot since u12s and gets a penalty out of it

Absolutely high IQ

>he didn’t ...

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That guy looks like he fucks abos

Excellent post both in substance and delivery. Well done you fully applied yourself and you should read your post again and chuckle to yourself in victory.

Why is every kicker in the nrl suddenly shit

How the fuck did Gagai become a Dame when 1. He is a man. 2. He's a footyball player. 3. He's not Damish.

How many people do ya reckon James Roberts has mugged on trains?

Investigative Journalist here. James Roberts is Bennett's illegitimate son.

Trains don't go through La Perouse m8

Trains get run on your mum though

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They run through Redfern cunt

My mum died before I was born arsehole

Cute boy

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>poocastle

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>our effort was poothetic
/ourguy/

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Wish I had a qtgf to go to the ekka with lads

Beanie Meagan a cute....CUTE

Holy fuck I hate Perenara so god damn much

Fuck all refs that aren't based female refs to be quite honest

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That's Our Benny

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Kek that try was because of a Ben Hunt fuck up as well.
>dropping the ball
>and getting walked past

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>stadium security is a muslim
High IQ or low IQ?

To tick diversity boxes they employ based diverse people for menial jobs like sitting and watching the football.

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>interrupting my nrl with cucket crap

>cucket
Oh that's good

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Come on Benny you know better

>Ben Kunt can't even get a try right
kek

KEK

K E K

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Will the dragons get a try before the end of the game

No but expect more Ben Hunt fuck ups which are more entertaining than tries.

how long until ben hunt just walk off the field

This is the best comedy ever

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>Ben Hunt tries to kick short with his m8 jumping out of the way

You literally can't make this up

Went to the kitchen to get some choccies what happened

Loving this game.

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not gonna lie that was a good offload

At least Benny is trying, that's the first time I've noticed Widdop since that first minute poo

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Walker is lucky Hunt is playing bad because he's bombed like 3 or 4 tries tonight

We're getting bullied in /gayfl/ lads

COMEBACK

Look at the shape of his head.

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HOLY SHIT COMEBACK
>tipped souffs

ALL GLORY AND THE POWER TO OUR GOD MARY MCGREGOR

based coconut winger

Looks like KINO os back on the menu

>get up and leave the room
>dragons do something again
It keeps happening

GP plz need Murray stats padded

Ben Kunt try or field goal redemption coming right up.

Lmfao ben hunt mistakes into miracles

>Cameron McInnes redemption arc
>Gareth Widdop redemption arc
>Dufty redemption arc

Ben Hunt on redemption watch.
Hunt set that up.

>Burns is of indigenous heritage

BASED SOUFFS

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LMFAO

B E N H U N T JUST

Lmfao again

FORWARD

Reminder that Burns is better than Inglis ever was

HAHAHAHAHA saab the double agent

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What the fuck just happened

>dragqueens get gifted the game
>literally all they need to do is put in a basic defensive effort for 1 set
>decide to pull a 2019 broncos instead

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>2019 broncos instead
DELETE

VLs being set on fire in streets of the gong tonight lads

Such a pathetic team lol

Why can't the Dragons just score more points than Souths lads?

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Thumbnail looked like someone bending over to give a bj

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Any of you lads 100% straight but just every now and then get the urge to suck a big fat giant juicy cock?

fuck off hunt

Boys, girls I've been thinking.

Imagine getting a job as a 'social media manager' for a Bottom 3 team. Week in, week out you have to live update every game and put you best possible, hip spin on your shit team's loss.

Would you be able to do this job?

Yes but I'd ask for a raise.

What's your sassiest, Gen X quip on tonight's Dragon's game?

Sassy is very American so I don't like this workplace and would drink on the job and half arse everything trying to get fired.

MVP for Souths tonight goes to Ben Hunt. I hear the Gladiator Crowe himself called him and thanked him for tonight's win.

Brave Dragons Nearly Fight Back For Late Win But Punch Themselves In The Kunt

I'm really dissapointed I thought WebAnon would have posted a Webm of Ben Hunt kicking the ball into his team mate :(

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THAT LOOK AT THE END
KEK

i am the knights of the /nrl/ league

I am the Dame Edna Everage of /nrl/ leauge

you are going to have to explain that one

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Men are Knights
Women are Dames
but in this instance a man is a Dame because he is a woman

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i have had too man bongs to make sense of that
i just mean that i am the knights because i am slipping further and further down the table after being good for a while

I fucking hate stoners. You don't remember anything and all you can talk about is getting high. I wish death upon you and every single person in your bloodline and any person who has had the misfortune of bumping into you and yes I know that includes me and having met you just now I welcome death. I hate you with the passion of a billion burning suns.

stop trying to kill my vibe dude
time for snacks mwahahahaaaa

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we're in here broswe're in here broswe're in here broswe're in here brosboards.4channel.org/int/thread/108948862we're in here brosboards.4channel.org/int/thread/108948862we're in here bros

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Ben is completely innocent. Here we can see him looking to his left, then looking down at the ball. THEN his team mate runs in front of him while looking straight at him going to kick the ball. Another attempt to frame Ben Hunt who did nothing wrong. The defence rests.

youtube.com/watch?v=lofdRWVqYKA

man you should smoke some weed

youtube.com/watch?v=pSedorD2Z0M

I'd rather be a virgin for the rest of my days than smoke the herbal jew. Every stoner I have met is a bigger loser than me.

Based Shiggys

GODnulla

finna

boutta

get

I am the pathetic laughingstock of the /nrl/ league.

Based danny

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>even knowing what fortnite is

This. Fortnite is a threat to Our Game. We have to stop it at all costs

not a fan of this subtle Dylan Walker sledge here

Very bad goy

Hannah Hollis looking cute in a beanie lads

yeah cos it covers up her kling-on like skull lel

Bit rude lad

sorry man I’ve got unresolved issues with women

I see Erin Molan as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman, who, in every single aspect is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet, I can't help wonder what it would be like to plunge balls-deep into her, REPEATEDLY. That's right. Balls-deep. No protection. I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily hard typing this. I want to grab this.... thing.... and that's what Erin Molan is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"...... by the hips and ram in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to. I would ERUPT inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the four walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, gutteral Chewbacca-like roars shattered walls and glass alike around us, the house toppling down as we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

>go to the butchers and get some chicken and steaks
>expensive as fuck
no wonder supermarkets are taking over, even if my local butcher is higher quality i ain't paying fucking 30% more a kilo for it

>eating chicken
found the homosexual lads

>not diversifying your diet
spotted the actual homosexual lads

>fucking Erin without a condom
enjoy your chlamydia

>fucking erin at all

Should probably make a new thread for tonight's matches fellas?

shant

Is /nrl/ the worst general on this board? I think it would even be up there for the worst on Yea Forums/4channel

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>wearing american sports jerseys
Embarrassing

As a long time /nrl/ regular, I can confirm that it is indeed the worst. We have the most pathetic tripfags on the site by a wide margin.

All tripfags are pathetic.

steve roach has no place in the commentary box

>perfect try
>watch it a dozen times trying to find a fault because the script is a warriors win

based nrl

>pooriors being scripted to win
In what possible universe

Whaddya know, this bloke was right

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Cheerleader loving herself on the big screen lads

Based Blocker confirming that Hiku IS in fact a ballplayer. Matt BTFO

Dumb yellow fever poster, the blonde was way hotter

The brunette a couple of places to her left was legit 9

This Parry bloke is dreadful.

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Nicole?

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22 goin on 40

come on warriors

god i love asian women

Manpoo Mapoo

Shall be switching to Braith Anasta's golf show on 503 at 5pm ladies

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Fukkin scammed again

>MUH PENALTY COUNT
Get fucked you coconut dogs hahaha

WarriGODs and shit refs

Name a more iconic duo

Mate, I'm a Parra fan and I agree with you. By my count that's 4 games the Warriors have been refballed out of this year. This and the Melbourne Anzac Day game were the most egregious.

WarriGODs and shit, unfit and over rated footballers

pootans falling for the pommie outside back meme once again

Raiders unironically on premiership watch lads

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lets go broncos

>taking the zero

G O A T E S

BASED FUCKING GOATES

Which ref got sacked for BFR's permanent promotion?

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GORD-ON

GORD-OFF

Boots look like somebody bled all over them

Feel sad seeing the titans getting wrecked even if it's my broncgods doing it lads

Aren't the Pootins players playing for contracts?

>Milford clearly passes it off the ground
>The refs don't even check it
>Fox Sports don't even replay it

Hmmm....

>when you need refball to beat the Tits

You now remember that disgustingly one sided refereeing in the semi final between these 2 a few years ago

no yes yes no yes

>clear send off
>gives him 10

My virginity is beaming right now. Love my BroncGODS

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This male ref is making BFR look bad lads

Is this the new era of milking penalties lads
>get a solid hit on you
>fall over and stay down
>trainer runs over and fakes concern
>get player sin binned and a penalty

It's been like that since they started penalising anyone who dared to tackle cooper cronk

Do NOT like this very American looking field lads

Wouldn't know what an american field looks like because I'm not a fake australian who watches american sports

Love me a bit of coconut on coconut violence lads

>trying to make an obese ugly boong look like a sexy disco chick

Business idea: kick out the Gold Coast and bring back a Sydney club like the Bears/Magpies/Balmain/Newtown.

Failed clubs WITH soul > soulless failures

i'm just a failure lads

Barry check the pies are on fire.

Business idea: fold all nrl clubs and put all the money into the based nrlw

Noticing BFR runs like a girl

BFR is a proud woman and doesn't need to pretend to be a man to be successful

Maybe if the Pootans ran like a girl they'd be winning.

Titans doing an excellent job at beating the titans

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>he's short
Do NOT like the abuse of bald manlets like me

>literally both tries were because milford can't tackle for shit

>freshies trying to read our based thread

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That girl needs some clearasil

>implying I woudln't

You were saying? MILGODMILGODMILGODMILGODMILGODMILGODMILGOD

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MILF'd

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It's like there's a little bounding battery bunny always in your peripheral vision
youtube.com/watch?v=ugIj3bzis1k

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE POOTANS

LMFAO

Reminder Beau Champion vs Luke Burgess on 507 tonight ladies
3 x 2 minute rounds

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>it's a copley gets injured episode
Why do they play the same episode every week

Imagine Haas and Lodge doubleteaming BFR

And you wonder why you're 28 and a virgin

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It's because I"m obese, bald, have a small dick and smell bad

based fucking pangai ruining my POD

Belinda a cute!

I know I'll be cheering for Indigenous Allstar Beau Champion ladd

Megan loitering in the Luna Park dressing rooms on 507 lads
Burgess vs Beau next fight

Walking out now lads

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Cooking a chicken taco kit for dinnies lads

*lads. No disrespect to NFL and WWF legend Ernie Ladd intended. Rest in peace Big Cat

STARTING NOW
>507
STARING NOW
>507
STARTING NOW
>507

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
BEAU DOWN TO A JAB WITHIN 20 SECONDS

Wouldn't be an Aussie fight sport event with tables full of bikies in unfashionable shirts.

This is a putrid display of the sweet science

any pics of her armpits?

Beau's torn his bicep lads
Forced to retire at the end of round one

kek you just reminded me of this youtu.be/eeSBWpyIib4

She IS wearing a sleeveless dress but sadly holding a microphone and has no reason to raise her arms. Have to go down to Luna Park yourself lad and trick her into waving to you.

damn that would have been perfect for me
>tommy t assist garrick try

Imagine BFR getting in the middle of her first fight
youtube.com/watch?v=v77xznZMfYo

Melbourne are spooked

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If Tallis called BFR a cheat would she send him off like Harrigan did?

BFR would never be accused of anything because her rulings are flawless

>two poo

Oh look it's 8pm time for my internet AND Kayo to shit the bed. Thanks John Howard.

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Run down to the pub mate

Going bald lads

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Come over my place for snuggles while we watch fast and furious 6 at 9pm**

Based 4am rabbit poster

Is it on Kayo?

Will Chambers nearly got stuck in an opposition celebratory cuddle again lads.

Isn't there some stat that's like storm almost never come back if they trail a game by 12 points or more

based nightshit

Never mind, found it and rewinding and watching

>munster with an elite and muscular 6

I feel like that should apply to most clubs lad

Mine is fine lad. Move to a better area.

>jerk off so much before a fight that you tear your bicep off
kek

KEK

K E K

What is wrong with Melbourne

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It's full of victorians

Modern day Babylon m8

>storm
>having actual victorians

I assumed the question was referring to melbourne the city

Do you see a question mark?
I am the puppet master.

The word "what" is a question word in the english language

What John said was this

what's the score lads

righto noam chomsky settle down

Don't try to puppetmaster the puppetmaster young apprentice.

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The bald patch on Smith's head is nearly as big as the hole Milford leaves in the Broncos defensive line.

BroncGODS beat the Pootans 34-12

milford plays fullback now dumbo

Business idea: release Latrell and Crichton, sign Jake and Tommy.

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how the fuck was that a try lmao

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Absolutely embarrassing

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>wanting (you)s in /nrl/
Yikes

>deleting your own post because you embarrassed your anonymous self

would love to be a blissfully retarded 18 year old fresh off the boat from reddit again

They're onto me

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Let's get this bad boy to 562

>Brovich ded

was finna tip womanly but thought poorm would make it a tight one and just edge em out

me on 1/6 watch

I edged for 3 hours last night

>pay money to watch this on foxtel
>get given the worst commentators possible

based murdoch

I can't do that I just don't have the patience. Like I want to "goon" but I just can't be fucked.

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>refball intensifies

>tipped poorm
YASSSSSSSSSS

FAS cunning

Womanly on collapsing and bending over watch

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Reckon Manly can win this?

Try

Is Tafua retarded?

is it still called a cheatday if you eat junk food for the other 6 days of the week

DCE will kick the FG.

Just do intermittent fasting. Calculate your yearly caloric needs (~900,000 calories), when you hit it then stop eating for the rest of the year. Simple as.

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Daley CHOKE Evans

>Faily Cunty Evans

lol

Lmao that fucking shank

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hmmm

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Is face of the game man the only cunt who knows how to kick a FG these days?

>Faily Shitty Pooens

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HOLY SHIT
THESE PEOPLE SUCK AT THEIR JOB
>running out of laughing pics

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Excuse me but can you please stop calling these women whores

>he doesn't respect women

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I once had sex with a hooker who had a body like that. Fuckin dreadful. Bones protruding everywhere.

Miranda is literally a yacht girl

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best one

hearty KEK

*loses*

>Jake heel turn
Didn't see that coming

This game.

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>Going for it on first and MISSING it

POOST
POOST

>you cant write this stuff

oh thats where you are wrong

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Just get a try at this point. No one can kick a field goal.

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absolute golden point kino

>Smith can't kick a poo from 50m

KEK nice "GOAT" you have there

Dare I say DRAW

andrew johns is the GOAT you dumb freshcunt

only one things certain. DCFLEE to wilt under pressure.

R E F B A L L

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OUR GUY DOES IT YET AGAIN

WTF

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>posts that aged well

D C ELITE

BASED MANLY BASED MANLY BASED MANLY

seriously thought manly was going to win this. storm were due for a loss and manly are in red hot form. how do you listen to that little voice in your head and go with it instead of ignoring it?

>posts that didn't age well

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I dunno the little voice in my head was screaming at me but I still did you mum OHHHHHHHHH

5/6 lads. Fucking GOATcastle let me down.

DCELITE

was seriously going to tip manly. so sick of not going with my first instinct.

I have no sympathy for any faggot who did not tip GOATly.

>manly win
>nightshit puts the trip on
every time

NOW LISTEN
OH WE'RE STEPPIN OUT
I'M GONNA TURN AROUND
GONNA TURN AROUND ONCE AND WE'LL DO THE EAGLE ROCK

shut the fuck up you retarded mutt queenslander

nobody believes you are a manly supporter you stupid cunt

Are Manly legit or are Melbourne frauds?

Platonic Epistemology. Intuition is the highest form of knowledge.

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Melbourne were the red herring to distract you from the scripted souths v roosters gf

HEY HEY HEY

Depends on what you mean by the term intuition, my friend. Plato's epistemology is fucked anyway, there's an irreconcilable tension between the forms and contingent objects, just how is it that we come to know the forms? His sun analogy in the Republic and recollection one in Meno leave too much to be desired.

>refball victory against lowly Bulldogs
>refballed to victory on Anzac Day against Warriors
>refball penalty in front to beat Tigers
>refball penalty in front to beat Roosters
Melbourne are frauds.

yeah joey keeps saying souths will win it this year

This is footy faggot not 1st year how to take a dick up your arse

Against Melbourne & Souths Manly are legit.

haha tell em joey

based joey

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Joey has taken a non-zero amount of dicks up his arse

How many weeks does Jake get lads?

Manly legit.

well his big booty is MADE for cock

1-2.

>just how is it that we come to know the forms
We already possess all knowledge in actuality (Proclus) by participation in the Form of Nous i.e. being made in the Image of God (Gregory of Nyssa, Maximus the Confessor).

Blank slate theory of mind = possess all knowledge in potential
Platonic image of God mind theory = possess all knowledge in actuality

>We already possess all knowledge in actuality (Proclus) by participation in the Form of Nous i.e. being made in the Image of God (Gregory of Nyssa, Maximus the Confessor).
There is nothing within the limits of our own reason that should tell us this, this is a transcendent argument that goes beyond the bounds of our own reason. Why should we believe that God reveals the portion of the divine mind relevant to the construction of the world, and not some counterfeit of it?

>Mark Coyne pushed out of ARL comission
What Labor stooge with Beattie and Greenberg try to shoehorn in?

>Why should we believe that God reveals the portion of the divine mind relevant to the construction of the world, and not some counterfeit of it?
Because dogmatic Platonism says so, and being dogmatic is imperviable to argument.

I prefer the stoics like Danny Nutley and Mick Vella

>Bellamy whining about refs in presser
Top kek

Based Wolffian

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>Jakey T 67 tackles

>went to put lid back on milo tin
>lid somehow went through the hole and is stuck inside now
What the fuck

Based magician

Happened to me before m8, good luck

also from memory, I poured the milo into another container, got the lid out, then poured it back in

youtube.com/watch?v=A5C8AC6V2KQ

>ALWAYS kicks the winning field goal

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Got the lid out with some pliers and lost about a spoonful of milo in the process

can I get the quick run down on this man?

Belinda a cute!

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Imagine Erin and Vonnie at the brapsesh... god I am hard just thinking of it.

Isn't it a bit early for halloween

Brapseshes are so yesterday. I'm pioneering the queefsesh meme

>mentions queefs
>thread dies
see?

Watching Warrington vs Hull, Gareth Ellis is still kicking about, fucking hell

Mark Minichiello too, fucking state of the Super League

Erin Molan has an eating disorder. Why does nobody acknowledge this? it's actually quite sad.

/afl/

is

Minichiello made a bad error, lads. Also weird seeing a bunch of dark era Knights players: Paea, Mamo, Tuimivave