/heem/ Chrissy Blair edition

Chrissy bless.

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Huge fan of bangers here.

*wins*

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and mash

>dana annoyed the narrative is you need a finish to get a contract
>directs guy to spend 3 episodes harping on the fact you don't need a finish to get a contract
>Dom: Finish your guy you get a contract

such a lovable autist

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based dom

can't believe I jerked it to holly last night, boys.

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cruz is an 8 year old

was contender series any good tonight? Missed it

no heem no contract

Holy shit!

probably not I guess, they do okay job at building other guys up like Gallagher but threw Pico to the sharks almost immediately, could management issue maybe?, he also changed to jacksonwink like a month before that knee

That's Lorenzo you fucking casual

>training with a real estate agent

Elite manlet fighting units when? They could be like the Tuskegee Airmen, sent on the most dangerous missions because they are seen as disposable

>this kills the heem

To the sharks? The guys who have knocked out Pico were nobodies. A real prospect would have obliterated those opponents

streamable.com/df4lg
streamable.com/z22um
streamable.com/thzhk

Webms are needed.

>Sierra Nevada Pale Ale shirt

Based

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>he's signing a glove for them

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why did he become a hero instead of a villain like so many others?

Americans love an underdog.

first fight and loss against 8-2
second loss against 16-3
third loss against 12-0
yea I don't think thats the way to build him up

absolutely fucking based

weidman looks more justed by the day

Love this guy
>No doubt had a shit life
>Has a breakdown because of it
>Women record to mock him some more
>He became famous instead

Because manlet incels needed a voice

Sexy Nadia Kassem is booked boyssss

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"I'm ready to fight anyone" Said Nurmagomedov.

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Lmao dude's terrible

I wish I was Darren til recently

for me, it's Agnieszka

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the manlet uprising is now

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what was making her pussy wet that night?

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She's an exhibitionist, why else would she be a ring girl
(it's just the lighting)

> he couldn't get a girl because of his bad attitude not his height
feminists actually said this.
His attitude is awesome. People love it.
What about that pathetic excuse for a man that attacked him? He's probably still incel

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The dude that jumped him was a white knighting mega homo

I would have sex with her if you know what I mean

thinkin bout that SMC

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we need talent like this if we ever want to see cringejudo fall.

how much crossposting happens between Yea Forums and /heem/?

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About 3.6 out of 10 posts

Heck of an overhand. He would heem us.

schaub is the new sneed

single mother

that’s not lightning, that’s clearly moisture

honestly how does this dude do at atomweight?

Friendly reminder id body heem any of you

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Singles and frankie loses

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Bagel guy wins the rematch

So Frankie is on a 1 fight win streak after beating Cub Swanson, who is, I believe, on a losing streak. And he gets the title shot.

Where are you finding this?

Not that user but I remember when this bael guy first broke out Weidman posted on Twitter that it was the most entertaining thing had seen

Body heem only works on low body % guys. What I'm saying is, I'd eat your bodyshot and laugh.

weidmans brain is flushed so im not surprised

But you’re fat and women find you repulsive so you’ll get heemed in the biological realm

Pleb norcal beer to be honest

I’ve been on a 20 lb weight cut for 3 years. You could body heem me into oblivion.

it's not about how hard you heem. it's about how hard you can GET heemed. and i reckon i could get heemed by every single here.

He's gregarious and larger than life.

Me on the right

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i like to stay in the pocket and trade

physically i could heem every here but im a coward heartlet, so truth be told, every here could heem me

Frankie deserves it

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I would most likely coast to a unanimous decision over everyone here

fuck off sapp

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me on the left

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Tfw master of sport in wushu sanda and black belt in boxing but have pillowhands and never heem'd any

So fucking based. He’s gonna style all over these HW bums with his A-Level athleticism and strength

*keeps distance and oblique kicks you*
*backs out in a straight line whenever you get aggressive*
*wins a split decision*
I may get exposed in my next fight but I got my win bonus today buddy

feminists seething

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Fucking based. At first I felt bad for the guy after seeing the bagel shop meltdown, figured he’s just been shit on his whole life. But after seeing his other videos and interviews later on, the dude is fucking hilarious, has a good sense of humor/personality and is making the best of all the attention he is getting from his blowup.

how did this happen? the video of him freaking out about woman should have been a death sentence for him.

Left is actually pretty

Why should it have been?

fucking based

More Chrissy pls

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Hes literally harmless

because he was freaking out over woman, I would have thought with the whole incel meme that everyone would be against him.

What does slapping a pussy feel like bros

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Because he’s too alpha care about the opinions of fat faced Twitter feminazis and limp wristed white knight faggots. Hope he sues the shit out of that faggot who tackled him.

>streamable.com/thzhk
Is he the new Serra-Longo hype man?

Look at the gut and punch drunk face Weidman has. No doubt he’s getting put to sleep in his next fight against Reyes. If he knows what’s good for himself he should retire right now while he has some brain cells left

He's such a retard for instantly going for top fighters on the division instead of fighting a bum first but whatever I guess

ask some one to slap you then how it felt

Like slapping a flesh wound, not really that exciting.

Holy shit

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MVP soon to be Aaron Pico'd

Youre in the club and this guy walks up and slaps your gfs pussy

Wat do?

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Make up a story about him putting her in a chokehold and hope no cameras captured the encounter. Then sue for damages

joke's on you, my gf has a very feminine penis

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I wouldn't be with a woman who would be in a club.

dude what the fuck

*tips*

>in a club
>gf
>pussy

These are all totally foreign concepts to me so I cannot tell you how I will react.

>m'lady

cease the bullying before im forced to h**m you

I invented heem me up inside (cant heem up)

DC was about to be body heemed by Jon before he got head heemed

Kick his chicken legs

Why don't more MMA fighters do pushups?

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this is truly the best time to be alive

any bunda bros on?

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>boxing
>a brutal fight with lethal consequences

>mma
>bro, let's hug it out near the cage for 15 minutes, no homo (actually yes homo)

Well, at this point it's pretty much established what sport is more hardcore, isn't it?

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>Literally died from pillows
Fersher hes a wawlrrier

Boxing is so shit it literally found a way to make manslaughter boring watch.

he actually said that? what a madman!

He earned the shot at max fair and square. They were booked but max pulled out. Him and max need to fight because it's an interesting matchup

Drink up, heemy, stay up all night
With the things you could do, you won't but you might
The knee that you'll see that you'll never heem
The promises you'll only make
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
The CTE stuck in your head
People you've been before that you
Don't want around anymore
That push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
Drink up, baby, look at the stars
I'll heem you again, between the bars
Where I'm seeing you there, with your hands in the air
Waiting to finally be mogged
Drink up…

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Based al

>the picture that saved /heem/

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Friendly reminder that i fuckin called it 2 weeks prior

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Maia vs Askren is happening

I came from Yea Forums after star wars and Disney shit made it unusable, I wouldn't go back and I don't regret it

Same but with Yea Forums for me. That board has been shit for a long time but its just baby Yea Forums now

/vg/ it's a little more useful when it comes to actually discussing video games, the last time I went to Yea Forums it was basically 9gag lite

holy hell u faggots have shit taste

*dies*

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Literally no one cares

Thanks for the (You)

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>so young and already among the GOATs
Who's the fighter?

I care tremendously about this

absolutely false

bad for joints, useless if you arent a weeb and have access to weights

Ben askren

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>tfw qt giggly chubby waifu gonna get heemed brutally by wanderlei silva in a dress

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What the fuck is the point in trying to make it if you'll never be the best?

Stand and bang with him to a split decision

Better than digging ditches

>this is the body of a professional athlete

*kills the meme*

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Based tbqh

youtu.be/Dd4RX1udvpA?t=306

Thoughts?

Lemos and Boser - 0 fights in UFC
Stewart - 1 fight in UFC
Frota - 1 fight in UFC
Choi - 1 fight in UFC
Horie - 0 fights in UFC
Araujo - 1 fight in UFC
Barriault - 1 fight in UFC
Tsarukyan - 1 fight in UFC
Spencer - 1 fight in UFC (and now getting the title shot)

It's a rookie-heavy card.

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>Diaz vs Pettis
Who wins?
Im going to bet $2,500

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Wrong

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>how the fuck do you know about this site, user

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Can you imagine how weird it'd be if the male fighters were homosexual as often as the female fighters.

I'd be like
>Hey, I'm into the UFC man
And my mate would go
>UFC? Is that the one where like half of the champions are gay?
And I'd be like:
>Y-Yeah

>unironically this
Tons of girls i hang out with for fun is fine
but serious gf i would never let that bitch go to the club

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Pettis, Diaz is flushed

I never understood George's nickname.
"Rush Saint"
What does it mean? Is it some kind of holy figure in Montreal?

Where you at crazy legs?

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Wake up Khabib

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Hes going to put Khabib away. Khabib has never fought a striker like him. Post-payday Conor is a can

I thought his nickname was "Saint Pee"

Triple C on notice

Georges ''Rush'' Saint Pierre. The nickname originates from his contributions to carving Mount Rushmore.

Lads, huge news. Science found that CTE makes you a better comedian. Feel free to apologize to Brendan when you feel comfortable (but please don't wait too long).

> Humor, or the perception or elicitation of mirth and funniness, is distinguishable from laughter and can be differentially disturbed by neuropsychiatric disease. The authors describe two patients with constant joking, or Witzelsucht, in the absence of pseudobulbar affect and review the literature on pathological humor. These patients had involvement of frontal structures, impaired appreciation of nonsimple humor, and a compulsion for disinhibited joking. Current neuroscience suggests that impaired humor integration from right lateral frontal injury and disinhibition from orbitofrontal damage results in disinhibited humor, preferentially activating limbic and subcortical reward centers. Additional frontal-subcortical circuit dysfunction may promote pathological joking as a compulsion.

neuro.psychiatryonline.org/doi/10.1176/appi.neuropsych.15090238

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Where can I see the Schaub special?

Yall niggas remember heem day?

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Vimeo i think

vimeo.com/336762206

y'welc

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DICEY DICEY URRRHHH-HUH-HUH

only oldfags will remember heem day

do you think he practiced this at home by himself

retarded
lardarses are always the ones that get creased by a punch in the gut

Chris look like the NorfFC meme

hey this is pretty atrocious

I think you'd be surprised

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Fucking roasties, man...
youtube.com/watch?v=sHU5wzcX9rQ

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