/mlb/

we just wanted to laugh at paddack simply cos all the dads fans got cocky. was a fun game anyway but it isnt no world series dipshit

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Stay mad Mets

>"s-stay mad please!"

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>turn on angels vs dodgers game
>immediately hear crowd chant
>LETS GO DOYERS
>thought it was just a meme
Los Angeles really is a 3rd world country

Fucking Indians

cringe

I thought bauer was elite?

Smoakie! :D

this is quite the game braves

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smoak is elite

who?

Good game, Rockies. Stay mad, Mets.

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Ready to choke?

Fuck Craig Counsell and fuck these goddamn piece of shit pitchers.

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we will see who chokes first

cubs fan here!!

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>the oakland errors

hello there

>barfs

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If you lose to the Royals, you should be automatically disqualified from the postseason.

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>barves

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Just fuck already

riley is shit now, please put inciarte back in

They have to exchange free beers first.
Also, checked

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For me it's the Philadelphia Philadelphias.

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>Fuck Craig Counsell
but last year you were claiming he was an innovative strategic genius or something

37th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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based

Quality post

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Trade offer:

Mets receive:
Yu Darvish

Cubs receive:
Zack Wheeler
Robinson Cano

Do you think this is a fair trade?

>scrusb

>Cubs receive:
?

Where did all the barves lifelongs since June 2019 go?

Fuggg, A's better win this one.

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>scubas

oh no no

Checked

KEK BARVES KEK

Tigers coming for that #1 pick.

yes

>POOston
get fucked. The end is neigh for the astros

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Has Pivetta been in the bullpen lately or is Kapler managing like a retard again?

Fucking bullshit call. Canha was going to score even if the ball didn't get stuck. Robbed of an RBI.

You'll piss off eternal royals guy with that talk

Fuck the cuckinals.

Only think pisses me off is the god damned CUBS

Same place we've been since the 90s :^) here

How are you going to beat the Cubs in the WC game when you can't even beat the Royals at home?

unironically cards are a better team than the cubs

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I've been here since 2010 faget lol

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Cardinals are gonna do it huh..........based

why cant the cubbies win any games? :(

fuck the cubs bandwagoner

It's not fair that other teams always get to win and the cubs don't
The cubs should get to win more games

they moved him in favor of Drew "Cliff Lee" Smyly

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its not fair that my team isnt 162-0 but thats life. the cubs are the cubs, enjoy your pain after a given WS

maybe if they didnt splurge on poo darshit they would be winning right now

>Madbum getting traded the moment Jints reach .500

Can't believe Avila got extended.

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11-1 loss yesterday, tough extra innings win today. Grindin' out the tough wins.

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INNING 13
GIVE IT UP FOR INNING NUMBER 13

Just someone win this game so I can fucking go to bed.

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wildcard eh i hope you win it this year

Best of luck

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いくつかのセックスを持っている

Same way as always. Memes. also
>winning the NL east
>wildcard game

first time I laughed at that stupid meme, kek

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are the yankees still losing? is this the power of new york?

Comerica Park is a fucking joke.

Okay. Pivetta is in the pen and Kapler is still a retard, so both.

You're not winning the East with that pitching staff

It's perfectly fine.

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based

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INNING 14
GIVE IT UP FOR INNING NUMBER 14

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bad guys of the NL?

Bet, who's gonna catch them?

Phillies just lost to the fucking tigers lmao philthy

Everyone's a winner i think

Nats are the only one with a shot.
Mest and Fish are dumpster fires, and Lillies are shitting the bed to a ridiculous degree.

Exactly and the nats are also terrible as well. The NL east is actually a dumpster fire. Braves will win by literally being the least utter shit.

seething AL fag

Sorry

NL is the league of pathetic big markets (see cubs mets dodgers giants up until recently) so it's the league where small markets reign supreme

Holy fuck Miller you're a third baseman

INNING 15
GIVE IT UP FOR INNING NUMBER 15

Last inning before I call it a night.

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woo yeah woohoo

You can check out any time you like,
but you can never leave.

>TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES >TLOSES

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>twins
>it was 8-2
kek tloses

what the actual fuck!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN MINNYSODA?

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kek tloses kek!

PHILLIES WIN!
PHILLIES WIN!
PHILLIES WIN!

>TSWIN

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Twins should trade for Giles.

chad miller saving the sillies
also based jetpax
good game, tigers.

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..based!

>rags sign a new 2nd basemen
>Odor starts hitting dingers

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Stankees about to blow it

OH NO NO NO NO

my a'sies :)

the fuck that one doesnt even work

>be houston
>lose

Hey Manfred, how bout you un-juice the balls next year? This sport is a total meme now

rolls right off the tongue. (like my semen did your mom's)

GOTTA GET THE ZOOMERS WATCHING

Rangers Won! Finally!
youtube.com/watch?v=2oaIcChc4tI

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anyone wanna hook up a mlb stream site? I dont feel like paying the money for mlb live again

Reddit MLBStreams or Baseballstreams or something

sportsworld4u.xyz/2019/07/17/yankees-vs-twins/

I made like 5000 off the juiced balls a few years ago lmao

sports24.club/mlb/

720pstream.me/live-mlb-stream

Ill check it out, thanks

When will the mariners make the playoffs?

How big is her horse cock?

Cockies to the genny!

>arcade league bullpens

All the good guys won today

tloses kek

tloses kek

Hicksie make ya seeth?

ahem

Fuck the Tloses

YANKEES OWN YOU
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Based Yankees dad dicking the Twfaggots

stankees won so this statement is false

WE HAVE NO PITCHING AND OUR SAVAGES IN THE BOX WON IT

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Cubs didn't win yet

none of these posters are fans of twins or yankees

>blow a save
>get the win anyway

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For me it's Scotty Jetpacks.

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Would you go to more of your teams games if they signed Anthony Recker?

Hey Rob, I have a great idea! How about we start the playoffs in April?

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>cusb
LMAO

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yeah thats gonna be a scuba kek from me dawg

kek scuba kek

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That yanks/twins game was the best game of the season.

>cubs fan here!!
Well hello there.

This

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>be cusbs
>be absolute garbage on the road

>coonrod

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Nah it was shit

well hello there hello there poster

立場上 仕方がない

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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>CUSB

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Cummies fans on suicide watch LMAO

i am. fuck you

>18-29 road record
>cusb

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Anyone else horny for bubble gum

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More like bubble cum.

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I finally bought a Bauer Outage shirt today.

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Extra large fatty?

Hurts my heart to know those dozens of yards of fabric are going to be a greasy bib

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>LOS DOYERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cubs, Dodgers, Brewers, Indians, Astros, and White Sox all lost lmao

er...uhm... I don't wan-...force...er...the issue..but ...geez..how do i??...uhh...don't be mad..p-please...but...t-the...DOGGIE DOOS!

Based

ononononon

Angels should be in the central broship! Love those guys!

Who?

Who here /angles of Anaheim/

Cubs fan, huh? You still learning about all 30 teams?

phillies!!!

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It's funny to think that /mlb/ is made up of 20-30 year old dudes posting shitty memes and images because of baseball

what the FUCK was that

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the SODGERS LOL

oh this sodgers asshole can eat one

gif of hicks' catch

yea he can eat SOD

doggie doos!

>sodgers

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youtube.com/watch?v=CPQrTKoP8Zo

hey doggie doos!! I got somethin for ya!!

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sodgers or doggie doos?

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just a large, i actually wanted this shirt (pic) but i don't think has anyone printing/selling it yet

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Imagine being so pathetic you have to come up with a shitty meme for us because we lost a game. Still have the best record too lmao, stay mad /mlb/ faggots.

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back to back regular season champs

Kek

LOL DOGGIE DOOS KEK

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Not helping your case retard. This is actually why I use other websites more, because of autists like you are just so pathetic lol
>still 15 games ahead
Hahah

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We got a live one boys

kek doggie doos kek

doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos

>avatarfag thinks we care if he uses other sites instead

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KEKAROO AT LOS DOGGIE DOOS

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>being this much of a fucking sped
again, if you weren't such jackasses about the dodgers this would be more pleasant

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DOYLER BUTTHURT DETECTED

doggie dont's!!!

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You guys won't have this Doggie Doodoo to kick around anymore... I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me

no... no... youre supposed to be nice to my shit team... agahaahgahah
fucking SPEDS GRRR

Stop avatar fagging

holy autism

top heh
doggie doos got bantered off the site

SPEDY SPED SPED!!!!

>doyers in ws

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>Yeah, I used to post on Yea Forums, but they were just so mean to my team. I couldn't take the banter anymore.

>screenshotting my post
You're pathetic. It's going to be laughable when we win this year and send this general of autists into a delirious rage.

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>we win this year
First order of business is to DFA Martin's ass.

b2b2b2b ws champs in july

doggie doos kek!

just busted my second nut of the night.
go phillies.

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kek doggie doos!... or erm... the sodgie doos dareisay?

Yanks. Cant wait for game 3 Twinsbros. This is the ALCS we deserve.

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>He thinks it's about this
It's about getting the respect we deserve. You would think we're a last place team by going off of what /mlb/ says. In gamethreads we are nothing but nice and then have to come back to this place and yall are just a bunch of shitheads and it's frustrating

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>>This is actually why I use other websites more
>This is actually why I use other websites more
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>This is actually why I use other websites more
>>This is actually why I use other websites more
>This is actually why I use other websites more

will the >d-d-d-d-duhhhhhs ever recover??

>This is actually why I use other websites more,

please include me in the screencap

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I'm going back to other websites where they respect me

>We deserve respect

This is why I use Yea Forums more

having this much of a spergout over entry level /mlb/ banter
go back to REEEeddit where ya belong ya mark

>reddit
That's 100% guaranteed one of those other websites user uses more

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stop kicking dodger awoo poster, he's already dead

i can literally only name 2 guys on the angels roster, and one of them is a fuckin dead guy kek
how the fuck did the doggie doos lose to this garbage team

doggie doos kek

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Since the AL has home field advantage, who will be the third team in a row to send the doggie doos home?

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>didgeridoos
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>didgeridoos
didgeridoos

sooooo are there any doggie doos fans left on the site?

The ICE van took them away

>Doylers can't handle the bants
Their nazi dog got taken away too.

...based!

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2019 NL Central Division Champs

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Need to cut the fat.

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>gib bullpen arms nao

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It's been 14 years. You'll never have bullpen arms

But we got prospects.

The fucking barves are already feeling the pressure, lmao. What a team of faggots.

Meanwhile we are probably the hottest team in the NL right now.

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Hoskins and Harper with the Clutch Gene. Future Phillie Derek Holland finna save the sesson

im a blue jays fan pay attention to me

Hey what will it take to part with Stroman.

If we get Greinke we are the team to beat for sure

Could easily be on his no trade list though. Dude had actually been outperforming his contract in a hitters paradise though so it'd be very nice to see him here

Honestly man, i bet the chance of playing with Bryce Harper is a big deal to any player.

user that's silly.

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4 letters
>R
>I
>S
>P

only a half game behind the cummies now : > )

Cubs chocking.

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kek

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Watching JAV until the games come on, fellas

I can't get anything out of JAV anymore, it's all samefaced squeaky women getting kinda raped but then liking it
The public bath scenes can be fun though

how can we stop him bros?

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Philadelphia is on his no-trade list.

Morning, boys.

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I like the angels :)

How they lookin this year pop

About as well as I thought.
People like to buy early hype, but forget that it's a long season, and that one man can't make a different team.

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Are the Twins a legitimate playoff team or just the benefactor of a tanking division?

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40-27 outside of division (67.5% win percentage)
21-12 inside division (57.1% win percentage)

They're legitimate, but they're going to need to play hotter than most to go deep. Your starting pitching is fair, nothing great, nothing godawful. Your ace would be a 3rd starter on any perennial contender.
If the home run bats go cold for even a few days, you're out. It's your game, it's what the Twins have decided to do.
Unfortunately, in October, the weather gets colder and home runs are harder to hit. Pitching wins championships in part due to offense going a little colder with the weather.

How much of that is coming against the Orioles, Mariners, and Blue Jays?

6-0 against Orioles
4-3 against Jays
5-2 against Mariners

Just took a fat greasy Twins

>Gary Sanchez’s groin injury is back to ruin everything again. IL expected.

This guy must have Greg Odens groin. Unreal. And you knew it was coming because hes 0 for his last like 25. Just like last year.

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>winning the special olympics division

this is the correct assessment. there have been a pair of deep extra inning games that just sucked the soul out of the team and led to some losses against the royals, white sox, and A's that probably wouldn't have been a problem if the bullpen wasn't depleted and position players weren't injured. 61-39 could possibly be as high as 66-34.
and, of course, the cheap fucking bastards that run >our team refuse to make any motion towards buying up bullpen arms which may have made last night a win instead of a loss had Parker or Stewart been replaced by a better option.
especially frustrating is the fact that Parker, Stewart, Littell, and the two guys the team just DFAs, Morin and Magill, all basically fit more or less the same prototype: right hander with a low to mid 90s on the fastball, some form of breaking ball in the low 80s, and a second breaking pitch that maybe counts for 1/2 of a pitch for how unreliable it is. So if the opposing team has seen one of them, they've basically seen them all. it's really bad.

>beating the tigers in extras means you are hot
Dumb portugal

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>15 innings
>more than a game and a half
>to beat the detroit tigers

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Seeth.

>fourteen (14) World Series losses
what did they mean by this?

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Please stop this banter! We're always so nice, and then you assholes have to fucking, ugh!
I'm packing my bags and running away.

I'm going back to r/dodgers where they respect me.

>doggie doos bantered clean off the site

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>mfw Los Doyers go full Buffalo Bills this year

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That has to be some sort of record lol
>it actually is
doggie doos kek lmao.

>hasn't been done in over 100 years
can the Dodgers make history? will a third consecutive embarrassing loss cement their legacy as the Yankees of the National League?

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So dodgers fans you still think that you are a better overall team than the giants this decade even without a ring to show for “Muh regular season success”?

Jamal

doggie doos ohhh noooo

my philadelphia phillies :)

>tloses

Stop making fun of us or I'm leaving!

I wonder what team Carey Price roots for

>People actually will boycott a team because Trevor Bauer is on it
What has he done besides be weird and jerkish on Twitter

>weird and jerkish
Uh Bauer is based. Remember when he spent 24 hours straight giving that teen girl the fucking ass end of some big boy bantz

So the dodgers are the cowboys of the /mlb/ ? most regular wins without a series. sounds about right.

season*

To us he's based. To normalfags he's a jerk. But bigger jerks have been idolized

retard redditors can't handle any banter whatsoever

>be bauer
>lose
>repeat
oh yeah i just owned you

me and my wife are headed to minute maid park now. see you there, Yea Forums

My and my boyfriend are leaving /mlb/ for good due to overbanter

>tfw /mlb/ is just one anime faggot dodgers fan and like 3 other people making fun of him

dead soulless board. More stimulating discussions on reddit nowadays.

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>Bryce Harper not playing
We'll still win

Tigers are shit and it took 15 innings to beat them yesterday with pooper

>this moortugese philthy bandwagoner that wants us to forget he changed teams in June when philty was a dumpster fire

Im sorry, do 15 inning wins don't count?

You missed the point, it shouldn't take 15 innings to beat a dumpster fire team

Why not extend the rubber all the way to the edges of the mound and let the pitcher choose any spot along the rubber?

Why not have the pitcher wear a helmet and stand behind a screen so the batters could use titanium-cored carbon fiber bats?

I guess the braves are trash.

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tigers are sneakily good, castellanos and castro are great hitters

How the fuck is Olympic baseball even going to work since NPB and MLB are both in the middle of their seasons? Is it just going to be amateurs?

Why not let the infielders have bats to knock the basehits to their intended bag?

A win is a win my guy. When October comes and we are beating the shit out of the Dodgers fags no one will remeber it took us 15 innings to beat the Tigers in July

>royals
>filthy
No

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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The whole nl east is trash
Phillies will be at home in October

my Chicago Cubbies ;(

*runner up

>philthy
>playoffs

Dodgers run this genny!

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Yes I agree. They'll be home in citizens bank park playing in the World Series

more like lose the world series lmao

>2010s dallas cowboys
>buffalo bills of /mlb/

oh this fucker is mercyless

Remember the team of the 90s Braves?

loooks like we're under siege /mlb/. get 'em!

kek doggie doos kek

well they won one that's more than the dodgers right now

They lost 4 though, which is more than the dodgers

alright they won 1 which is more and lost 4 which is also more

Oh i hate this satania poster!

They won though

>doyer poster posts bait
>/mlb/ proceeds to fall for it
Stop giving those faggots (You)'s

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quick question would you rather 3 world series in 6 years or 0 in 2 years with a chance to go 3? provided the dodgers have a better regular season record in those 2 years if that matters.

Doggie doo!

Vince Velasquez is so fucking bad that we might actually not win this one

YEAH JEETS POTS AND PANS BABY

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Doggie doos lol

Let's go baby
All day

This but unironically.

At the moment the Doyers are on pace to be the Buffalo Bills of the MLB

Which teams fans can't handle the banter?

>game 6 of the ws
>Dodgers at home
>Up 3 games to 2
>Top of the ninth, 2 outs, up 4-3
>Jansen starts his wind up
>Magnitude 9 earthquake strikes los Angeles
>Doyer stadium collapses, killing thousands
>LA slides into the Pacific
>Mfw

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Tigers fans

What? I haven't even seen a detroit fan here since like 2013?

But what about the Twins players

For me its the 2019 NL central champion St Louis Cardinals

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>black man has to say “my wifes son”
How quickly the tables have turned

based and redbirdpilled

Exactly.

I'd rather have the 0 championships than the 3 championships

>face of gen-z sabermetric future
>roids apologist
Why am I not surprised

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>White boi likes BBC
Why am i not surprised

[Redacted] won't ever make it into Cooperstown so it doesn't matter. He'll be forgotten about in 20 years

Clemens should be a HOFer tho

Hes not wrong. Bonds is the goat and only purist and boomer fags disagree.

bonds was good and probably HoF material, but without roids he would have regressed in his 30s like literally every other player in history. He wouldn't have had the 2004 unreal OPS season and wouldn't have broken the HR record.
but he cheated and now he's soiled his legacy and will not make it to the HoF. He's also not the GOAT.

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haha @nationalleague

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If steroids were so common, then why did every steriod user lie about using them even after everyone knew about it?

It's because they knew they cheated. If Bonds or any of them just would have owned up to it early on as and told the public how things really were, I'd respect it and let them into the HoF. They all lied for yesterday because, even in their own minds, they know they cheated.

Yesterday Quinn
Today Nick Williams

We're starting to heat up

>we
what position you play

We're gonna do this. We're gonna work hard. We're gonna go on a winning streak. We're gonna prove the doubters wrong. We're gonna hit the salamis. We're gonna pitch great. We'll win it all!

I'm the ball boi

>sports teams gained followings because of hometown pride and a sense of unity in rooting for the team
>"our city won the game, we won!"
>obese lonely autists point out that since you personally are not a player on the team you cannot say the word "we"
have sex

WE'LL TAKE IT TO YA!!
WE'LL PROVE THE H8RS WRONG!
WE'LL WIN IT ALL!
WE'LL DO IT FOR THE CITY!!

Wait a minute...

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look its bruce hyper

Get this bigot...give him spankies!!!

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hey doggie doos! I got somethin for ya!

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>o
>m
>i
>gosh

Cubs @ Giants

LA logic eh.

so is he Yea Forums's guy?
holy shit they actually broke our record

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FUCK OFF OR I AM OUT OF HERE

Alright that's it. I've been nothing but nice and you people STILL call the Dodgers chokers. Pictures of a distraught Clayton Kershaw... it ain't right, and it ain't fair.
I'm going back to r/dodgers where they respect me.

>You're talking about something that wasn't even illegal at the time. All this stuff about supplements, protein shakes, whatever. Man, it's not like this is the Olympics. We don't train four years for, like, a 10-second [event]. We go 162 games. You've got to come back day after day after day. ... There are far worse things like cocaine, heroin and those types of things.

In his mind, he was grinding out his years and doing what other guys like McGwire and Sosa -- inferior players who were heaped with nothing but praise and acclaim from fans, the media, and the league during their race -- had just done. His mental distinction of clean and dirty was the kind of drugs that can fuck up anyone's life.

But now overlay his hatred of the media on that persona and you have what any and all of them could write up as a villain, an arrogant and flashy black man who masterminded an evil scheme to inject his way past honorable and humble white men's records and make their peepees look small.

Doyers lol Doggies lel Doggers kek

Dodgers got this genny in a chokehold that they can't get out of!

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I gotta get out of here

so the two dogs of /mlb/ ? the doggers and the rags

why is a Panamanian commenting on American politics?

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this is insane!

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WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS DOYER OBSSESSION?!?

I want the dodgers to choke me desu

You're in luck

the doggie don'ts!

What baseball team is the meat and potatoes of the MLB?

the marlins

Cusb are the man meat. Cusb are the gay meat touchers and suckers.

you certainly have to be a potato to follow the marlins but their protein levels leave much to be desired
plenty of sausage but not enough starchy based retardation for my liking

let's go stros

Cardinals

I'm terrified...gonna see...if I can sneak my way...out of this...mental institution....

Good game, Rockies. Stay mad, Mets.

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Thankful they took Verlander out. The A's always struggle against him. Let's get some god damned hits, Oakland!

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>mike tauchman has more war than bruce Hooper in 480 less innings
>330 million
OH NO NO NO

pls be nice to the dodgers

no

why?

who? i only pay attention to relevant teams sorry

Would be better if u switched the awwos in panels 3 and 4 desu.

I'm waring you stop this banter now or I'm leaving

based

phew

Stop the presses! Shitposties have been seen!!!!!!

Let's go astros

like this?

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thank fuck sanchez is injured, i don't trust that cunt behind the plate and if he can't hit then he's literally useless.

Yep! Much better lad.

Top kek

kek doggies kek

astros win.

This astros white noise is welcome filler to give us a break from good jokes and posts

Astros own /mlb/ again

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES WIN AGAIN
BAUER ON THE WAY

Barves are sweating like crazy right now.
>We are hot af
>pitching is looking good,
>trade deadline is coming up and we will only get better,
>Bryce Harper locked down for 13 years
>Bohm coming up next season
>Smyly impressive in his debut
Literally the class of the NL right now

philthies kek philthies...sorry :/

The Mets are the heart and soul of baseball. They are everything that is right with the game.

philthies will sweep the barves, and begin the barves death spiral. cap this post.

Why did you pick the Braves portubro? or did you move there from the states

What do you mean by "picked the Braves"? I chose the Phillies because when growing up Iverson was my favorite player. Then i got NHL2k6 for my PS2 and the Flyers were among my favorite teams. When i started following american sports for real i just stuck with all teams in Philadelphia to not be like those LA fags who support whoever is winning

Braves are going down, i guarantee that

bros...

how do we stop the DODGERS...
?

in the world series.......

I didn't think doggie doos was funny until it triggered that dude

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give us the respect we desrev!

who's he?

>A'ss
Is it, dare i say it, NOT their year?

I had forgotten but found it again. martabeatchu on ig. found a new pic in the process thanks user.

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doggie doos kekies
youtu.be/iuy-oOJCOoM

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oh my b i skimmed your post and saw "braves" and "we"

I'd fuck it

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STUNG by the RAYS

>w-we can still win the NLE!
You beat the tigers. Any team can do that

when I say doggie you say doos

DOGGIE

Reminder that the Dodgers own the cusb.

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>own the cusb
who doesn't?

we got another live doggie doos here!

>dogs own a division leader with less than 60 wins
so?

>another forced meme
Admit it you suck at making memes

oh i hate this fucker

kek doggie doos
oohhnooooo
back to r/rodgers where they respect me!!!

kek doggie doos

>doggie doos this upset
go back to your other websites

based satania poster is based

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Bonds would've only been in the 500/500 club and a surefire hall of famer without his wheaties

chloroform this punk.....take him to an undisclosed location.....make him regret his life decisions

discord.gg/EGU2Y6

Name a single team that has an undefeated record against every team below .500

Too bad he disqualified himself.

DOOS!

oh how i loathe this cocky bastard

>increasingly nervous barves fan

Anime is for degenerate pedophiles.

oh I'm gonna "teach" him a "lesson"...maybe take him out back... show this doggy doo just exactly "how" I will "teach" him a "lesson"

just gotta wait until the "Old School" voters die off. Those being gone is key for a LOT of players. Though those voters are key to getting Curt Schilling IN the hall of fame, because they don't really look at things like "Being a jerk" as disqualifiers.

But once again fuck those voters because they'll be the type that sees Chase Utley, a literal undisputed top 10 2nd baseman of all time, and the best NL Second baseman since Joe Morgan (Again, undisputed since Jeff Kent is obviously inferior), but he won't get in because "muh round number counting stats"

How the fuck does Rizzo have such great suits and terrible watches?

>Jeter gets the keys
>immediately hall of fame Baseball Twitter account

Make the pain stop.

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>Great suits

>Jeter
>Rays
He own's the Mets, you idiot

Stop trying to fleece teams with Boyd. You're not getting top prospects for him, or any package

Bonds cheated. There's no way around it. He's never getting in.

My DDs going all the way to a postseason exit

3 GAME WINNING STREAK! WE CANNOT BE STOPPED BY TEAMS THAT AREN'T GOOD IF THEY AREN'T BASED IN MIAMI

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David Ortiz will get in first ballot despite literally being caught cheating

kek nobody wants to play in Philthy

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You ain't winning shit with that staff.

I realize you're a man. But trust me, if you could see colors like a woman, you'd know that's a great suit.

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Take that cap off and put on the tokin

oh the doggie doos are living in your head asshats

doggie doos living on other websites rent free

>tfw banned from it
Based. Fuck jazzy
Says the 3DPD poster probably lusting after someone

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100% Expected it from Greinke. He's not the kind of player who can handle being booed.

>I realize you're a man
There's no men on /mlb/, only meme posting neets.

I will take anything for him. But I can't really blame Avila for at least asking, but if he doesn't budge and they don't move him, Greene, or Castellanos he should be fired. I can't fucking believe this organization gave him a fucking extension.

I hope not. Fuck all the roiders.
Imagine what a flabby piece of shit Ortiz would have been with out roids

oh the doggie doos is a forced meme asshat learn to meme you stupid jerkfaces

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Dodgers living rent-free throughout /mlb/

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>

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>Says the 3DPD poster probably lusting after someone
Sex is a vile act and sexual desire is sinful.

oh us doggiedoos live rent free

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>using dicksword unironically

lol oh my goodness do I got somethin for ya!!!!

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>discord
fucking lol
>doggies
fucking kek

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>dicksword doggie doos
oh goodness!

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

oh forced meme! its a forced meme asswad!

>speaking of forced memes

CALL GODGERS IM SO SCARED!!!! :((((

Where has godgers been when all this was going down?

DOGGIE
DOOS
KEKKLES

force a meme up my ass daddy

This meme is fucking forced! Absolutely forced! It isnt even fucking funny! You scummy doos cant even meme!!

Alright, that's enough. I've had it.
I'm going back to r/dodgers where they respect me.

New

hey guys what is going on?

I want to fuck Satania.