/hoc/

>rags
>paгc
>ραγσ
>ᚱᚨᚷᛊ
>ⰓⰀⰃⰔ
>넝마
>ぼろ
>碎布

As soon as you improve your flexibility

FUCK THE SUNBELT
*clap clap clapclapclap*

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>new TV deal is letting them make seasons once a year or less
>for ~7 more seasons (and a movie probably)
>it's going to become even more mainstream and the fans even more cringey

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no thx

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Space /hoc/

that's derogatory

>offseason stream is down
Well?

is that malcolm subban?

this is how i want to die

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watch your profanity

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S-stop it

I fucking hate space. It's never come up before but I hate space almost as much as I hate the sun or homosexuals. Everything about it. The lies about it existing, NASA, space movies, people from space, people that brought my soul to space. I've travelled with them. Not like you see in the movies

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DUDE IT'S TOTALLY EXPANDING LMAO

schizophrenia: the post

I liked Gravity with George a looney

should you become terminal, let me know, and i will make the arrangements for you

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imagine having a raised futon with a metal frame as your main seating space

but do you eat ass?
don't change the fucking subject, comrade

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NASA owns space dummy

Clooney*

>space sam

you're in space right now dumbass

haha...ya

Imagine it being from Ikea too

i would love to eat ass in space

Thoughts on Star Wars?

i'm biased because i work at a furniture store and get sick deals

shit nigga no need to be terminal, i think about ending it all everyday, but /hoc/ keeps me going

I'm mentally healthier then ever
Don't talk shit about futons. I slept on a futon for 2 years and I used it (folded upright) for playing PS3 when I wasnt sleeping, working out, or at practice. I only stopped when dad said "we didn't think youd want this for more than a month. We're buying you a real bed"

Don’t think like that fren

thinkin bout endin /hoc/ ocne n 4 all

no bueno m8

t b h, had a futon in the past, and it was one of the comfiest beds/couchs i've ever had, don't know how or why, but it was comfy af

Imagine the kind of skank that would fuck you on your own filthy futon...
>Imagine it... really do it..

Get a Real Bed
this has been a public service

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You wouldn't dare

imagine the smell of my enema splashing your mug

please, see a therapist about your spelling and grammar, Sir and or Madam

all i need is 100 outraged midge's n this site is toasted
stfu, quit actin like you get paid to post here

goodnight

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Do it, you sad bastard...

Set us free..
>implying I'm not getting paid right now

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night night

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I will end you if you touch /hoc/

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>too cowardly to (you) me
imagine being this medicated
i'm in talks with warwick davis and he does NOT like that there aren't any midge nhl players

I fucking despise boomers. Every ounce of bone in my body is dedicated to fucking hating boomers. Also. Watching movie called "Ryan Gosling goes to space" . It fucking sucks dog ass. It's times like these I wish I had a dog so I could lock it outside all night to punish dipshit directors for making Ryan Gosling act in faggot fucking zionist globe earth movies instead of making Drive 2 or maybe even Bladerunner 2050

Do you hate boomers more than space tho

"comfy is just a code word for boring desu" is just code for a cry for help desu
i can be mentally ill too

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probably an effective angle but there's much better reasons than sex like having the proper support so you actually get something out of your sleep instead of being a zombie all day

Which Canadian city is best for the man who hates ice hockey and hates NHL?

Rick, I told you not to post here anymore

im thinkin San José

Iqaluit probably

why havent you been murdered yet fernando?

Sam, Ted and Rick walk into a bar...

>

In Canada if you don’t like hockey they shoot you in the dick

and then they walk cuz they get carded and none of them brought their ids and they're too uncool to convince the bartender otherwise. then they go out back and have gay sex, contract aids, die and are never again mentioned on this animu site

>sam gets arrested immediately
>Ted takes his dick out, gets cuffed as well
>Rick will not speak in English for some reason

I always keep my ID on me because it's suspicious for someone to walk around with as much cash as I do otherwise

should be normal ed considering all the oil money in your town

for me it's pickle riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

I do not care about that

>its expanding
>there is more space then ever before, every moment
>somehow we will collide with something though and explode
how am I supposed to take this seriously

Go dammit, Rick, what the fuck do you wants?
>it's only well drink, asshole

randy blames everything on a single leaf and gets committed to a mental institution

rich thick moms

they can get some

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Ouch!

I thought his name was Randy

I know who Randy is because he's the only one that thinks I'm ed. I've always been Sam. He tried to change my name in some weird grudge over a battle he *won* a decade and a half ago. Seek professional help

i went to hong kong wonce and they renamed the city hung dong in my honor

It was made of steel and concrete

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>wonce

>nonce

i used to work at a grocery store and there was a company that delivered their named Hung Wang

that is the post. take notes

Did everyone see that?

Wow

Hung Wang walked into a bar

>

There once was a man from Nantucket

everybody gotta die sometime ted

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and outweighs it several times
>everyone is impressed and applauds
>Hung Wang is the New Bar Standard now

sitting on his shit bucket
eating moldy curds and whey

Sorry boys, greatness is fleeting

how fleeting?
asking for a friend

youtube.com/watch?v=0emHpV2k0Jg

A whole fleet of greatness call that Winnipeg Jets nigga UGH

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It can all be over with the click of a mouse

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I'm reading this thread with my daughter please don't use the n word

havent posted in a while just here to remind you my canes made the ECF

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ask her for me ayyyyyyyyyyy babyyyyyyyyyyy you want some fuuuuuuuuuuuuck??????

Okay you can leave again Randy

they on't even make the playoffs next season

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Pretty sure ECF was Bruins Ted's no? I unironically forget

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refbabbies

okay we get it they won a cup this millennia

they probably will if they keep playing like they did last year. plus they did get players like haula to bolster their scoring, so i say give them a shot

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every other team int their division that finished believe them improved more than the canes did

booger king AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHa

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*below

my necro is making his way through hell now lads

so you think that they'll be shite? Simply because one poster got you angry?

also stop fucking posting rings when discussion happens ffs

*dies from boredom*
oof better luck next time lad

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>mad
>at rings

i've dropped big logs in my day but this is ridiculous

>have actual discussion
>"lol no lets talk about onion rings"
baka

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I think they'll be shite because half of their divison underachieved last year

dilate

dicelate

metro itself is tight as fuck so who knows

i have never seen a vagina in person

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The two aren't mutually exclusive
Just scroll past lmao

not a fan of the vag since i had arby's

not gonna lie mate, it is pretty boring, but i've made it this far

a vagine isn't a people

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=SAj8lz2WGCE

"no"

i'm thinkin "ja"

Eat my ass

*shakes whipped cream*

*takes one whiff*
bruh

fine how bout this you anal retentive leaf
youtube.com/watch?v=K89HUW3DIEk

Not bad but Dead Kennedys are better

This is ok RIP Bushwick Bill

Time for the best part of the day.

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How do you even trade an injured player? Doesn't the NHL have a rule against that?

MARIAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOH-OOOOOOOOOH
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE-IFE-IFE-IFEIFEIFE
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE-IFE-IFE-IFE-IFEIFEIFE
ALL MY LIFE-IFEIFEIFEIFEIFEIFEIFEI
*boring modern house beat commences*

Hockey reasons

just force them to retire then trade their dead contract to a shit team and they'll place said player in LTIR

more like boomer king

i would've posted dead kennedys if i weren't burned out on their official studio albums
youtube.com/watch?v=kfDAXWSF_-o

Just spilled like 2 gs

me like 3 weeks ago. almost cried. how did yuo cope?

he's talking about cocaine you idiot

based

I spilled it in my bathroom bag since that's where I hide my shit. I keep my soaps and oils in there. It masks the smell. I must've spilled when I put it away last night. Didn't realize til 20 minutes ago. It seemed wet but it wasn't soapy. I smoked and I'm not dead

>that's where I hide my shit

underage zoomers get out

I love spinach so much, bros. What’s that one vegetable you could eat every single fucking day?

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I'm 22 and a half

butter

Brocolli

Asparagus

crisco (crystallized cottonseed oil)

Then why do you need to "hide your shit" considering it's legal now.

Grandma doesn't like Sammy smoking the devil's lettuce

the trick is to have a grandma who smokes half a pack a day to mask the scent

Broccoli causes painful bloating for me. I think it’s the amount, but I’ve eaten a bag of those microwave steam bags, and it had me fucked up for 2-3 days. I’m not a huge broccoli guy, but things like chink beef and broccoli never caused this.

never trusted anything heated up in plastic desu

Pretty much. Could just be a case of some fuck nuts at the grocery store let it melt and then refroze it and put it back on the shelf.

If you ever heat up plastic you're a faggot

It’s also happened with the regular 2lb bag of the frozen stuff. Kind of scared of it happening again, so I threw out what was left.

Spinach is delicious, especially steamed.
I could probably eat most veggies everyday but there's so many that it's nice to change it up.

um sweetie you aren't allowed to post until you explain why you have to hide your weed

kill the poor is my favorite DK song, and i've never heard this version. very based desu, thanks lad.

unironically going to get some onion rings lads

i'm eating wendys poutine right now

get me some

hope you get honey mustard

broccoli and asparagus

Pardon?

had a baconator earlier desu

based asseaters posting a based sport

OP when i finally win over the girl ive been after for over a decade you can eat her ass with me

If I won 500 000 I'd buy a house and truck in the forest then gold with the rest. Other planets around us need gold for their atmosphere. When we're going through the rapture, they will rescue select few with enough gold

>in the forest
>not on a lake

pleb

irrelevant side note but as a boreball white sux fan i love that this was recorded the same year as the disco demolition night in comiskey park

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I have a baconator too but I'm drinking and trying to pace myself

Forests can have lakes. Mine does. That's why I'm *at* the forest but only *go* to the beautiful beach

desu i wish i had another one right now

Every genre of music has songs that sound good while drinking

reminder

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reminder to shove it up your ugly ass

look how mad this lad is

>having access to a forest but not using it

But seriously if I had the money I'd do the exact same thing except the gold and crazy rapture part. It would be a nice modern "house" on a lake by the forest, with full amenities like electric, water and plumbing and internet. But I would spend my days fishing and hanging around on the lake and hunting in the woods, and I would have a small farm to tend crops and live of the fatta the land.

is it animal abuse if I've purposefully not been feeding out pet?

>no russian thots

shant be booking a vacation

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>spirit rises to heaven
>think you can take material possessions with you
I don't think you understand how the rapture works.

>retarded ayy poster
we don't want you anyway ya simp

>russian thots
hard pass

>Yea Forums memes

yikes

>all these responses
>not ONE (1) mention of sauteed zucchini

You're missing out. Mine would be made entirely out of granite and I would raise a proto-race underground for feed and labour
No. It's the biblical rapture. But the other planet doesn't have the bible so they take me there. I only bring the strongest breeding crew of my slaves

>reddit spacing
oh no no no no

Corn. Corn and hot sauce is GOAT

thinkin about the pakis who were dumping litter (mostly crushed boxes) at my local forest preserve and were then busted by a forest ranger. couldn't they have gone to a dumpster??

>busted
how? Fines? Arrests? Or a stern talking to that the brown towns will promptly ignore once the Ranger is gone?

Zucchini is the GOAT

Taylor Swift's new promo single is unironically about her being a closet Nazi.
youtube.com/watch?v=8KpKc3C9V3w

fines

Hefty fines (c(r)ook county (chicago))
of course they probably went to a different division afterwards and dumped there

Not how it works lad. It's a little bit more subtle than that.

Space itself is expanding, but it's not getting any "bigger". The distances between points in space are getting farther apart basically. At this rate,, a gajillion years from now the entire night sky will just be black... Everything will become too far away to see...

Anyway, it all depends on the matter-energy content of the universe, which is tricky to estimate. If there is too much matter, gravity dominates, then the universal expansion should go negative, and everything will get squeezed into a point. It's all in the Friedman equations, which come from general relativity.

>t. actual physics student

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Thinking about stuff

>it all depends on the matter-energy content of the universe
could our masturbating as a collective species affect that?

she sounds like she's trying out for cocteau twins 2bh
youtube.com/watch?v=JQpKtnLUduE

No matter doesnt change and neither does energy

if that's true and all your science mumbo jumbo too advanced for my high school degree could handle is true....
then how do you explain meme magic and the >cawks winning three cups in a decade?

I want to cum inside taytay

okay whatever don't answer me have some post-punk for your consideration
youtube.com/watch?v=zrh5kaWfyMQ

Would settle for on or even somewhere around honestly

too much baggage for my taste

soooooo.....
we jigglin or what?

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lads (seattle scumbux)

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I want to just cum onto taytays lap honestly

got onion rings and beer lads.

that better be a lager

based incel morals

thank goodness she is good looking because her music is terrible

Does anyone have a recording of the last game at the Joe (Red Wings vs Devils)?

Friend wanted to see it and I didn't record it.

absolute retard. fearless and speak now are killer albums. her best song of all time though, which is a modern masterpiece, is on red.

2006-2009 tay is best

I can just put my penis into a girl and just pretend it's taytay. all vaginas are the same really.

yep. high life

Seattle Coffees

it's time to stop, canadian northern guys

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For me? Of course it's Taylor Swift's new hit single "You Need to Calm Down" from her upcoming new album "Lover" (out August 23).

youtu.be/Dkk9gvTmCXY

piss off, there is literally 2 murderers on the loose making worldwide news

That song sucks, and so did the first single. I heard the one that just got released today is good though, but I haven't listened to it yet.

>takin shots at me like it's patron at 7am, damn
bitch this is /hoc/

calm down user

Anyone

the only taytay song I like is that one where it sounds like she is having an orgasm

>disappeared in BC
would be impressed if they made their way to the east coast after burning their car

google it faggot

spotify web player is fucking shit

ed and sam have finally lost it lads

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wait really? shit where is he?

I was just thinking how wild it would've been if those two closet homo "mass murderers" rolled up while I was sitting in the driveway. I didn't know who they were when I was in the driveway. I seen it in my Yahoo homepage after

>spotify
>using a swedish service
just stop

last seen in saskatoon

Steamed cauliflower. Shit is fucking awesome. Mash it up with some avocado oil (just enough oil to make it a bit creamy), and throw in some garlic powder and salt. It's like mashed potatoes minus the blood sugar spike, but with added vitamins and minerals.

you're throwing enough retard ingredients into the mix to negate the health benefit

its a rather spooky story
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-killed-missing-alaska-highway-1.5220571

>McLeod is 6 feet, 4 inches tall, 169 pounds and has dark hair, facial hair and brown eyes. Schmegelsky is 6 feet, 4 inches tall and 169 pounds with sandy hair, police said.
>Elias Skelettersson is 6'2", 176 pounds
lmao fucking lanklets

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>avocado oil
bro mariano's is too rich for my blood
can't i mash up some avocados, throw on some water and call it a day?

You also could substitute the avocado oil and spices, for sauteed garlic cloves and onion in olive oil. The right mix of those three tastes almost line honey garlic sauce. Only downside is, you'll shit fucking quick because it clears out your digestive system in no time.

watching smackdown lads

I did, the game was from 2 years ago, was hoping someone wasnt a raked leaf desu

I think you just went full-retard son. None of those negate any health benefits.

#rekt

i've never used it, but people on r/hockey unironically always mention nhl66.ir/

>i was hoping some phoneposting zoomer in the niche hockey thread on Yea Forums just happened to have a recording of the last game at joe louis arena available for download at a moments notice

Fuck you.

Maybe you could. I haven't tried that. But I don't really use much avocado oil when I make it. I'll usually use about 6 tablespoons to make 2 big servings of it. I avoid avocados, because the only way to get them cheap is to buy the bags of 5, and I end up throwing out about 2 of them because they went bad before I could use them all up.

absolutely assblasted.

assblasted at the stupidity of zoomers who think every piece of media ever is available at their finger tips.

huomenta

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helno

god morgon

how expensive is too expensive? i can go to my local polish grocers and get 3 decent sized avocados for $1.59. not sure if that's a good price but it can last me for at least a week if i throw everything in the fridge and ignore the black marks lmao. it's when i specifically search for extracts does it get fucky

didn't see one spooky thing about that story, just a couple of retarded incels being assholes unti lthey either get caught or kys them selfs

what's up you blue and white christcucked fuck

hyvaa huomenta

huomenta

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every piece of media ever should be available at my click. Why hasn't this been figured out yet. I deserve it.I mean seriously look at the economy and geopolitics I'm inheriting. Totes no bueno

i have left the church

who here /elias/?

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For me? 3 of the large haas ones runs $5. A bag of 5 smaller ones is also $5. I can get a 750ml (25.4oz) bottle of Chosen Foods organic avocado oil for $14 off amazon, which is the best price I've found.

i'm judging you solely by your flag, don't take it personally (though good for you FUCK lutherans and fuck people who worship a desert kike)

Do finns have a tongue fetish?

>desert
undisputed best biome

hmm perhaps polar desert

lol you don't need to convert to oz i'm pretty well versed in metric for example I drank 750ml of vodka today. ($5 cnd = $3.80 usd) shit still sounds expensive. the only manageable priced equivalence i can find is avocado oil mayo (wtf) think i'll try out the water 2bh

For me, it's montane forest

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why is gardiner still unsigned?

Sometimes I forget which site I'm on. There are some where people just shitpost and are dumb, meanwhile this one people can shitpost but are actually intelligent as well.

Also, there's literally a 500ml bottle of the stuff on amazon for $7.50 if you take a quick look. Buying the stuff in stores is tricky. I've found only Walmart is the only one that comes close, and their bottle is 1/3 smaller for roughly the same price. Just submit to Jeff Bezos and get an amazon prime membership. Help him destroy the retail world.

Probably concerned about his back spasms. Also, why in the fuck did the Leafs trade for Clarkson?

i heard that he is looking for a longterm deal but the few teams that have shown interest in him only wanted him for like a year or 2.

>Boreal not even listed

shit map

Reggie from Regina

Barely related, but I got a kindle fire, fire tv, and echo dot for cheap as fuck on Prime Day. It's so based and redpilled that they're all connected and can easily be used with voice activation.

When the shit goes down

you better be ready

or i could just buy an hdmi cable for 5 bucks and hook my laptop up to my tv.

arconai has a mxc stream now

taima has had one for years

wish arconai had a wrestling

taiga means boreal

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Not in this country

Which episode of Survivorman should I watch

>can't deduce that taiga means boreal while looking at the map

The life raft one

we're all human

...right?

Yeah but your dumbass can't walk into the room and demand to turn on your current show/movie/app, and have it open before you even get to the bed/couch.

>Taiga (/ˈtaJɡə/; Russian: тaйгá, IPA: [tɐjˈɡa]; relates to Mongolic[1] and Turkic[2] languages), generally referred to in North America as boreal forest or snow forest, is a biome characterized by coniferous forests consisting mostly of pines, spruces, and larches.

>The taiga or boreal forest is the world's largest land biome.[3] In North America, it covers most of inland Canada, Alaska, and parts of the northern contiguous United States.[4] In Eurasia, it covers most of Sweden, Finland, much of Norway and Estonia, some of the Scottish Highlands, some lowland/coastal areas of Iceland, much of Russia from Karelia in the west to the Pacific Ocean (including much of Siberia), and areas of northern Kazakhstan, northern Mongolia, and northern Japan (on the island of Hokkaidō). However, the main tree species, the length of the growing season and summer temperatures vary. For example, the taiga of North America mostly consists of spruces; Scandinavian and Finnish taiga consists of a mix of spruce, pines and birch; Russian taiga has spruces, pines and larches depending on the region, while the Eastern Siberian taiga is a vast larch forest.

>A different use of the term taiga is often encountered in the English language, with "boreal forest" used in the United States and Canada to refer to only the more southerly part of the biome, while "taiga" is used to describe the more barren areas of the northernmost part of the biome approaching the tree line and the tundra biome. Hoffman (1958) discusses the origin of this differential use in North America and why it is an inappropriate differentiation of the Russian term. Although at high elevations taiga grades into alpine tundra through Krummholz, it is not exclusively an alpine biome; and unlike subalpine forest, much of taiga is lowlands.

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idk i'd like to think that anyone who says they're ignorant is just playing dumb. we had to use metric in every science discipline (public school lol)
$7.50 (not counting newly added online shipping state tax) still sounds too pricy for my frugal ears. I'm not cooking anything that requires a 500 degree F smoke point (260 C) and i'd rather use extra virgin olive oil for the most part (except cooking obviously)
HOW
EVER
if you say walmart has it then i'll hafta check my local store whenever i get around to it

I am totally listening to that album tonight. Good taste user, good taste.

Maybe you're a fucking biome, and it's 2019 so you've convinced yourself you're not going to hell. But I'm heterosexual and proud

last i checked we were real human beanz and some real human heroz

it should've been dolph ziggler

i'm just happy steen finally got a cup bros

just check walmart's site. I'm did. Here are your options.
walmart.com/search/?cat_id=0&query=avocado oil

I'm not retarded enough to have a device actively listening at all times. zoomer fuck.

Stanley Cup Champion Jay Bouwmeester

I was raised to call it the Boreal. What are you Finnish?

bucks deep

proof you get the fuck out of florida asap

Not relevant. None brainlets just know what people are talking about at all times. Not our fault you're stupid.

steen and flowzack for me. I believe that every player that's played on a shitty Leafs team deserves to win a cup with another team.

2 things.
1. I just realized it's been ages since I've picked up starbucks at 5 minutes to closing and drove around in the dark wearing sunglasses pretending to be Elliot Rodger
2. Finland's here before I went to bed tonight which doesn't always happen so I just masturbated

Thinking about a vacation to Saskatoon

i want to save all of you but i dont know how

a FUCKING temperate broadleaf biome

>flowzak*

>I'm not retarded enough to have a device actively listening at all times
I'm sure muh russians are interested on what an incel neet who spends 18 hours of his day on an offesason hockey message board is doing.

can i come with?

>that new gym awkwardness

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based and checked

my boomer dad goes to a gym and keeps saying it's for everyone from any walk of life. he lost about 40 lbs. you can do it, i believe

Ringading ringading
Ringing the grim bells

get strong bro

>Russians
No sweetie but billion dollar Amercian corporations sure are. Fucking moron.

>american flag
>wojak posting
>large body of text
absolute SHANT

thanks lads

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Clap my cheeks

OR ELSE

reminder the american govt will spy on their own allies

>No sweetie
oh no no no no
You're so upset. I'm sure you think you're protected with your precious cum-crusted laptop and smartphone too, retard.

First team that comes to mind when you see pic related?

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5 eyez 2pac was right all eyez on m3

>muh russians
>muh corporations
Doesn't matter. World's going to end VERY shortly. Buy gold. Don't go outside without a mask. If you see someone at a bus stop know whatever they're holding out of their hands

*clasps your buns*
can't say i'm impressed

oilers

its not that simple, NZ is a very biodiverse country

republicans

snowden already confirmed with everybody (((they))) are spying on us with our laptops and smartphones

are you a 5'7 girl wearing yoga pants and have a big ol' butt? saw that at the gym today

I'm not naive. But don't blame Russia for something your own country is doing to you.

that snowden movie was pretty good

I'm an accelerationist. I yell the n word at red lights and cheer when I see the homeless fighting

do my eyes deceive me or do i only see 3 biomes, the majority of which being the one i posted?

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THE WORLD WILL BECOME ENSLAVED AND TURN TO ASH
WILL YOU FIGHT OR DIE LIKE A DOG?
RISE RISE
ARISTOCRACY TO RUBBLE

>no pine trees

shit country

Is that Japan?

*sips*

huomenta

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my city ships the homeless to s*itattle. wish we had a treaty with canada for them to do the same

realest dude in here

why do i get so angry when i drive

I was mocking you when I said muh russians, based on your retarded concern of being spied on. If the government has time to waste listening to me watch tv or listen to music, they're gonna be bored as fuck. 99.9% of people who are paranoid about being spied on, are too irrelevant (You) to even be spied on.

that just means your file isnt very big because you are so boring.

because you're a small-brained albortion, most likely.

eat a dick retard.

keep sayin' i'mma write this paper but i keep posting on /hoc/ lol

whats trump gunna do? use the NSA to figure out i like nutting to chinese girls? oh no dont send me to a beijing prison how awful!

When I quit smoking once I hit construction and broke the door 10 minutes into my commute

huh?

Looks like I won then lads, like usual. Just like last time, with the dominos debacle.

Have sex

thought you meant that as you hit a construction worker, that's-a no good my fren

there are pine trees all over NZ. almost all of our plantation forests are radiata pine. they grow 2.5 times faster here than in canada because our climate is better suited for them. narrow classification of biomes is one thing but you would be silly to not believe nz geography varies dramatically across very small spaces. ive lived at different times in subtropical rainforest, grassland, steppe, broadleaf forest, alpine forest, etc.

MOTHERFUCK /hoc/
MOTHERFUCK /cric/
MOTHERFUCK boreball
YO AND HERE COMES MY LEFT LUL

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didn't read past the first sentence.

SMOKIN WEED SMOKIN WEED DOIN COKE DRINKIN BEERS

DRINKIN BEERS BEERS BEERS

ROLLIN FATTIES SMOKING BLUNTS WHO SMOKE THE BLUNTS /HOC/ SMOKE THE BLUNTS

doesn't seem that varied. gotta source i can read aside from your anecdotes?

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Why don't you just order with skip instead of paying debit at the door?

>literally the biggest fraud FAGGOT from nwa, who need ice cube to write literally every line
makes sense desu

what if crosby was chinese

dilate

>debit at the door
Not a real option.

cube didn't write the lines on E's diss track toward dre. it all came from his pre-AIDS infested mind

i see that /hoc/ has gone to shit without me

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i fucking hate hockey

just wanted to add that the worst rapper from nwa was far and away dre, don't try to argue this

>seething mentally ill republicuck
>he literally proves user right
pottery

dubs decides what type of porn i watch

some fucked up shit
stuff you wouldn't show your dad

real muthafukkin gs sucks
in fact, all of his solo shit sucked

that's not true pekka

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Lesbian

chinese

yeah, i need to calm down :(

finna watch salo for the first time lads

pov anal

black chinese

bud 187 is a good album
there's even decent tracks from his dre produced solo album from '88
why you hatiin, lorenzo?

ok
literally just google images lol or listen to everyone who has ever been here or come here yourself but it doesnt really bother me at all. why would i care what kind of trees or shrubs i have. and if you do care, its rich coming from someone that lives a country that is majority broadleaf (somehow bad?), steppe, and desert

trap

it's boring dude.

Twice I've been inside a Pizza Pizza and seen two "skip the dishes" driver come and pick up an order for delivery.

Like seriously you use some 3rd party retard delivery service to order the most mainstream, delivery friendly pizza in the country? Fucking retarded.

it's why the jews like him so much. They always prop up people dumber than them, because they're easier to control. MJ owned half of Sony and the publishing rights to all of the Beatles songs. Look at what slander and bullshit he went through before he died.

How do you fit four swedes on one stool?

Turn it upside down :DDDD

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smackdown SUCKS today

>listen to everyone who has ever been here or come here
i literally only know flight of the concords and i don't recall them mentioning geography
>if you do care
i only care cuz flag posting is a thing on this board and you're a non /hoc/ country, wow imagine that me a midwesterner interested in some pacific country

Fuck off

Fuck pizza pizza. Only curries eat that literal shit

alright. not bad. I personally prefer more "full-bodied" shemales than traps.

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Does Zendaya show her tiddies in Euphoria?

Hoggey where r u pls come back

NWA was gay
youtu.be/bvRc7pwnt0U

>today

>muh local pizza

ok

They don't even have a central call center. It's all
>work from home
>set your own hours
>enjoy only getting 3% commission per order before tax and delivery

I'm not even surprised they'd be doing that shit at some stores. Just look at their stock value. Only thing I like about them is their cauliflower crust. That shit is actually pretty good, but fucking expensive. No discounts whatsoever on that shit. I think they're now run by Toronto-based vegan hipsters. It probably explains why most of their decisions are fucked up.

"no"

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based kiwi putting this leafs mind in pretzel

i just miss avicii so much boys

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Sweetie I was shitting on Sip the Dishes.

Pizza Pizza is based.

Why?

>easier to control
don't get me wrong, his beats fit the genre well. he's an excellent producer but a SHIT rapper
>MJ owned Beatles songs
he also owned the Elephant Man's skeleton. he was a billionaire eccentric. i still like his shit pre-Bad
>slander
he owned child porno magazines and frequently had hollywood underage boys at his house, not to mention his fucked up upbringing (chemical castration and all) he's the only likeable pedo imo

woah i thought he was coming right at me

oh la la

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youtube.com/watch?v=hkQgjj2UjD8

Kia ora bros

>he thinks mj wasn't a pedo and got deepstated. did Q tell you that?

never cared for him, nevermind he was a swedish fag who didn't play black metal

BASED qt yoko
>he owned child porno magazines
this is bullshit. it is pretty damning that he had young lads at his house all the time sleeping over and shit though.
>pre-bad
off the wall and thriller rule, but his two best songs of all time are on HIStory. dangerous and bad have some bangers too desu.

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No mate, I'm a Chinese man in my mid 20s living In Auckland

for me, it's the admirals

He owned naked child art books

youtube.com/watch?v=vTsUt_ngI4I

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Yep, legal ones. Not cp.

>this is bullshit
okay i overstated but he did own magazines with nude boys
you could make the argument that it's like the first Residents album (the one with the danish magazine cover depicting a woman giving a baby a blowjob) but that's BS Mike was from Indiana he knew better
>two best songs... are on HIStory
plz tell me the names not being cheeky just curious

where there's smoke, there's fire.

>he owned the legal kind of cp
come on

Tomato tomatoe

love drinking water
might be my most favorite thing to do
makes me really elated

Stranger in Moscow
They Don't Care About Us
and i know that /pol/fags meme they don't care about us due to their "muh jews" bullshit, but it's ironically just a based song.
not always true, but you're probably right in his case. he was probably up to something based on the fact he had lil nibbas sleeping in his bed and shit.

i just miss zyzz so much

we have to go back

hurry up kenny
release ourboy bulju now
else there be trouble

that movie made me paranoid as fuck. I guess that was the point. Hopefully more people will be more proactive about privacy laws.

all of you are just me if you use your brain about it

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Everyone here is me but gay

I waited for a parcel all day today but it never arrived. I've sent a stern letter to the courier company. I expect I should receive it tomorrow but that isn't the point.

everyone here but me is chinese

unless you have weird shit to hide or your ex works in the nsa then it's not worth worrying about

Sounds like me earlier in the week lad. I also gave /hoc/ updates, which they didn't ask for.

so why is nick selling shirts now?

exactly.

>Edward Snowden: "Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say."

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you can't change it. what are you gonna do, go to the nsa office and tell them not to look you up? it's been in place for years now, and it's well known fact that nsa employees were using the software to look up naked pictures of their exes

Uncle ted was right

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fuck dude avicii couldve been president...

exactly. it's not like some constitutional amendment is going to be passed. and even if there was, they'd find ways to circumvent it.

where am i even shitposting right now? which board am i on and which thread am i in?

Who's seeing the new Tarantino movie?

gotta spicy kielbasa for you lads to munch on right here

honestly all movies are shit

looks pretty shit desu. i guarantee it's his worst film to date

I don't disagree.

just made a movie with your mom mate

Shhhh user it's ok. Everything is /hoc/ now.

sorry i dont do drugs, im a virgo

uh oh

impressions: strangers in moscow sounded like children by robert miles but never popped off
youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q
>they don't care about us
i laughed when he censored the jew and kike part
he was preaching before kanye meme'd on tv with mike myers and said gwb (shithead) doesn't care about black people. breddy gud

No shame in being a virgin lad.

thats not what i said

can you play hockey on water?

sorry i don't give a shit 'bout some star positions n astrology n shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>gwb (shithead)
Yikes

ooooooooooo let me think about this

must be cool to be able to look up anything and everything of your ex, though

>yikes
what did you like about his policies? i think he went overboard with the whole iraq deal but that's just my minority opinion

im not gay im just an aries

they're exes for a reason lad

>i think he went overboard with the whole iraq deal
got a little carried away with that global invasion stuff lmao silly me!

I think this isn't the place to cry about presidents.

just terrible in here

yeah but my ex had a fat ass, wouldn't mind seeing her secret stash

afghanistan was inevitable, no way around it
iraq was him carrying on his daddy's war, disgraceful despotism

turn the ac on

thinking about subbing for classic wow desu

is it RPH yet

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>cry
who's whining? we're on offseason /hoc/ at late night hours without the children around, think we can be mature for a moment

Ork lock is the only chad class

im not an unemployed shitposting im a senior creative director for /hoc/

really hope the town employs someone to update that daily.

>afghanistan was inevitable
no it wasnt.
countries dont just invade themselves

9/11 wasnt even a big deal. get over it

deplorable decision

it's always RPH in my heart

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it's an LCD screen managed from the mayor's office

based

ah man they didn't tell you? you've been let go user. someone more qualified will be taking over for you. they start tomorrow. can you train sam for us before you go?

>9/11 wasn't a big deal
it was for congress

idk if the resident population changes daily in towns that size

t. mahmoud mohammed al-adingdong

bit shit then.

no need, they reckon the flow of beaners keeps the difference about even

You were. You just couldn't mention him without tell us how you feel about him.

only during the winter does it change drastically when canadian snowbirds from alberta pour in on their rascals

are you shit posting or really this dumb?

how so

>expressing opinion is bad
okay fascist w/e you say

im not retarded im just finnish

is night elf hunter cringe or based?

the beaners don't hang around for long, they jump the fence and head to states further north or california for the free gibs

a job goes begging.

...

*goose steps all over you*

Tranny pulled lad

t. was an infant, toddler, or not born when 9/11 happened,
it was the single BIGGEST deal for any American alive, born after 1963.

youtube.com/watch?v=kW_oVhrYBvM