Arse v halal

>undefeated in preseason
undefeated regular season incoming, hold on to ya butts

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Why are non-spanish european teams full of non-white players?

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turks are white

Someone got a stream link, on phone

Nice xA from Ozil

Has Zidane finnally solved football with this triple IQ formation?

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>nacho didn't get sent off

bit harsh tbf

Well this game is a bit wasted now, not sure why the Arsenal players wanted to play 11v10 so bad

OHNONONONNONONON
WTF BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

unbelievable

>>nacho did get sent off

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called it

Retard ref, why be this harsh in a friendly game with fucking unlimited subs. Have some sense ffs

>Jovic first game playing with no support
>Jovic second game teammate gets a red at 10th minute
The fate wants him to flop lads

lmao that penalty

He got sent off after that. Ref didnt even pull the card out on screen.

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back

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Hilarious ref. Preparation match that will mean nothing for both teams. Time to go to sleep.

can lel liga get any more exposed?

superhd.me/premier-sports-live-streaming

Whatever you say, Luka.

>Turks
>White

God bless, chilebro

This ref is a retard lol

>friendly game
Two reds or two yellows same result. Not refs fault nacho is a since. Let's see zidane praise nacho and rip the ref and bale in postmatch.

>red card in friendly

zidane out faster than lopetegui, screencap this post OOF

Well my bet is dead. Guess I'll go to work now.

ESPN's graphic for this stupid cup doesn't even have a Red Card pip on it, they just have to keep saying it every 30 seconds.

>Jovic
OH NO NO NO NO

It was a reaction to the handball happening right after he kicked Kolasinac in the stomach.

>take off Jovic
>the player that needs to get accustomed to the new team mates and what not
Yeah am thinking that Fraudene Fraudane is a fraud lads

desperation to finally, maybe, beat a big boy.

Goal fest incoming

Zidane getting full on EXPOSED this season.

VAMOS
VAMOS

If i were Florentino, this would be the last year going to play this stupid cup if this ref keeps working there.

Nvm Zidane is retarded

>zidane
fucking lol

imagine if bale stays and zidane gets sacked

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>shittytarian

It's time

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spotted the halalist

>b-but it's a friendly

OK tell nacho to put his hands behind his back as he's not playing for anything

kek Bale just waiting Zidane get sacked

he clearly, clearly did not make the final call. you had var in la liga last year, no?

Zidane fired when?

how long until hazard comes back to chelsea?

POST COACHES THAT ARENT FRAUDS AND SHOULD REPLACE THE BALD TALISMAN MAN

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Are you implying Spaniards are white?

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>refballing in a friendly
english teams truly are the worst

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kek @ the dive

solari would unironically win the treble with this squad

None of the other European countries will just swallow their pride and ask Spain to teach them how to play football properly.

madrid is getting full exposed, it's incredible

more white than you Paki friend

lmfao

OH NO NO NO
EXPOSED AS FUCK

Wtf how the fuck can we stop EngladChads

Lol, now fuck off

do the retarded messi fanboys still think zidane carried ronaldo? lmao

>halal not used to playing without bought refs

Ramos is shit

OH NO NO NO

When Zidane goes to put bale in tonight and Bale declines.

Laca is on fire tonight

Still waiting for Hazard to be subbed on

>the city of real madrid

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FLORENTINO SUICIDE WATCH, HE'S ALREADY ON THE PHONE CALING MOU!

OOF

OOF

OOF

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lost my headphones lads

Even the muslims that used to rule Spain were whiter than you lmao

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>raepinoe playing for arselel

called it

And there you are with only one striker and already 0-2 behind
>j-just defend
Pathetic

why is hazard wearing the number 50?

lmao

>basedal madrid getting shat on by memery again

Is zidane dare I say exposed with no tsu man to make him look good

KEK
Well memed

Should have picked Mourinho

>Let exposing Zidane to me

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who is thinking of messi, you retarded

>spotted the the Real fan in a Real game thread
take your pills Alfonzo

>no casemiro
>no vini jr
>friendly

we'll be fine

>eden 'azard

overrated

I'm not watching, how the hell have Madrid got a red in a friendly?

No bongs, this doesn't mean eplel is the best league in the world.

anyone got stream?

Sure, let's take the cards away from the refs and let arsenal take out hazards ankles all night. Your right I like that game much more.

>Zidane
>marcelo run up the wing and pass to Tsuuuuuman
>hahahaha top manager

>valverde
>jordin run up the wing and pass to messhit
>hahahahaha top manager

State of Spanish soccer

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>no vini jr
real really went all out

twain, you don't have summer holidays or something? nevermind, you don't have a job. where do you get the money to pay the Yea Forums pass?

Hallal getting absolutely destroyed in every way. The ref even tried not to card after kicking the guy but he had to with the handball 20 seconds later. I haven't even learned the Arsenal goalkeepers name. Zidane fired before Christmas.

when did la liga become so shit?

When they introduced VAR

>madridistas kept saying they didn't need ronaldo

KEK10

nacho might as well have slapped the ref while he's at it. you can tolerate a red but 2 reds so early even a friendly ref has to give one.

acestream://f39efbffaccc258338c5d03410926884bd729ddf

they literally didnt say that

Madrid players are not exactly motivated. They don't give a shit anymore. They have won everything already.

Why are arsenal playing in 90s Liverpool kits??

I love barçafags because they never miss a RM match. I can always can count on them to tell me how bad RM played.

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Put Mourinho on the phone

Zidane should had never come back. That´s it. This "shitty" cup is no to blame for the trainwreck or team is

Why didn't Carvajal get a red after bodyslamming Ozil and trying to rip his shirt off?

la liga has VAR?
lmao I really can't imagine how much of a shock to the system that was

/r/soccercom

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Playing for that atletico move. But they can’t have any money left surely.

yeah bro, it's called antimadridism. you want a pin?

Nah, it didn't change a thing.

absolute state of >leliga

who is arsenal's goalkeeper?

How do you let this happen without it being match fixing

but moving from arsenal to atletico is a downgr-

oh wait

VAR hasn't changed anything in any league, go ask Dortmund supporters

took a couple of weeks off in April just like Messi does in CL every year

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Belgium's brave Emiliano Martínez

stadium looks comfy

>Bale goes to dressing room

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Waiting till Mariano gets kicked (if it happens). Dunno how they allowed that mutt to have our 7

Your average strategy against Arsenal: try to injure the players

>a turk exposing an algerian
Don't @ me i've never seen a person look more typically turkish

huh I imagined that it would prevent the copious amount of cheating that goes on in la liga

benzema is dogshit
god knows how he is still stealing a living at madrid

hey, I'm feeling nice today, I'll give you some spanish slurs.

Manolas, the origin

thx guise

Such as?

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Nice xA by Ozil

pretty sure madrid have like 5 overweight players on the pitch

even if someone somehow thought he was good keeping and subbing out jovic was straight up retarded.

like Jordi Alba seems to roll about forever whenever he's touched
I remember countless matches in la liga where diving was pretty blatant sometimes I'd tune into la liga coverage and have to turn it off because the ref was being completely played by the worst actors in the sport

Go on....

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>keeping and subbing out jovic was straight up retarded.
this.

Ah there's the customary yellow card for Sokratis

remember when one banana managed to hit 8 barcelona players on the head.

>my sides

madrid needs a Messi

>RED FOR THAT
WTF

Both those kits are pretty fucking nice desu

Ramos is so fucking Chad

Zzzzzzzz... That's some soft soupy shit.

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Ridiculous match

le modern greek low iq man

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT WORTH A SECOND YELLOW?

Ah there's the customary red card for Sokratis

Haha what a shitshow... clearly compensating for the 1st red

bit harsh

FOOTBALL IS BACK

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REFBALL

>american referees

What a forced red card. But its better for the show I guess

This ref is an absolute brainlet

Meme entertainment for burger audience.

boss?

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holy shit, this match

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That was clearly a red, dumbfucks.

Halal still going to lose

>this referee

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how can you not use VAR to review that obvious non-card

>hazard so fat he can't move out of the way

RED, NOW

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ghost goal fcb versus betis. I've seen hundreds of games that would need VAR, but it's the past.

Where are the faggots who cried about the red card before?

This will be every 2026 match. Can't wait

If only Jovic was still in

>hazard is on the pitch
Been watching 15 mins and didn';t even notice

nice save by azzar

>VAR
>in a friendly
why...

>Where are the faggots who cried about the red card before?
Here

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With this new haircut you can't not notice oezil tbf

state of hazard

Because we are talking about a friendly my fellow customer.

Could u B4?

>cacajal

doesnt seem friendly on the pitch

Kroos looks good so far

>hazard will replace ronald-

faggot

huehue

cya boyz

Bring on nketiah for ozil and watch arsenal score another easy brace.

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What exactly is it that Azzar does?

Blocks shots

he used to dribble past players but he's too fat now

collect paycheck

>tfw going to the box office to pick up season tickets tomorrow
feels so good

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more like fatzzard OOF

run around a guy then fall down

>mfw i just drank 3 coke zeros and that's still 0 calories

and they call americans fat ahahha, im about to beat the system

Cancer m8

*gets green 4-armed child*

I'm drinking that diet coke strawberry shit with gin mixed in
not bad desu

never understood the appel of soda, I'd rather just drink beer or sparkling water with a splash of lemon juice desu la

He would at least get >us somewhat far in the UCL. Finally we had a coach with the sense to trust on young blood but then Zidane has to take over and fuck up with his 30+ yo squad and his overreliance on crosses.

Yuengling and an edible prepared for a painful second half.

>and an edible
what you made?

based

Not wasting his prime on Yea Forums for sure

How smug is Bale feeling right now?

Cannabis in a choc chip cookie.

Bring Bale on for Hazard and watch what happens!

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Sparkling water is literally the devil's semen, I don't understand how anyone could want to poison the clean taste of fresh spring water with the absolute vile aftertaste sparkling water brings.

>bale in
holy shit zidane is desperate

It’s okay Belgian bro I’m sure he’ll turn this around

I used to not believe edibles worked until I used them without smoking before, thought they were a massive meme
completely caught me off guard when I scranned one on it's own. Like an ambush from a sniper hidden in the trees

Based Bamos Boy

>he thinks Zidane has a say in the team's management and not a supercomputer with an advanced AI that sits somewhere in the UK

Go down injured immediately!

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>girl ref

Yeah, put on the boyhood Arsenal fan :]

>literally the devil's semen
that's a good thing tho.

4d chess by Zidane to motivate Bayol

Bale will score.

I just moved back w my parents and it’s the only way I can catch a buzz besides drinking they are not OK w the devils lettuce. They got cable tv tho! No more streaming for me!

BALE IS ON THE FIELD, I REPEAT, BALE IS PLAYING

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Neet

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are you me
lemme guess straight back from college/uni?

bale will get sent off

COPE Azzar btfo by the WVLSH BVLL

falling asleep watching this shit

>bale
omg....

No relocated across the country as I need to be closer to them than the west coast. East TN is a beautiful place humid as hell. Temporary until we sort out jobs. I’ve been out of college for 11 years.

he needs someone to blame once the match is over

How badly are we going to rape Barcelona in 2 weeks?

Good night Mr. Fagundes

shakira ded

what's wrong with these players? it's a fucking friendly.

This

If he brings Bale on and he doesn’t score Zidane is covered

more like get raped, griezmann and de jong were pretty good yesterday.

>post

>losing to arse nal

how ?

damn
I'm straight out of uni and living with the senpai until me and my mates sort out a flat
I need to stop going out and spending money on alcohol and substances though

I’m at the Atlético Madrid match vs Guadalajara Gonna be an empty house

Based all these Liga teams came to Texas. Saw Sevilla, Real and Atlético

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Believe this

what uni lad?

Cambridge

lmao I'm nowhere near clever enough
derby

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahhaa

Fucking meme match

how is that a valid goal? also Zidane BTFO

ohno

BAAAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOLLLEEEEE

BAYOL

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>bale scoring

zidane on suicide watch

BAYOL

mate

cheeky bayol

Christ, how little they all trust Bale.

isnt he going to china?

>english goalkeeping

mon dieu !

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BOSS...

Love how Bale routinely BTFOs Zidane

Gareth Bale new manager of Real Madrid

It took me years to stop going out and spending(wasting) monies. Just gotta find free/cheap hobbies i took up gardening. Of course fucking bale scores.

game still going on? whos winning?

arsenal 2-1

Arsenal and Bale

Baylor scores zidane is getting fired

4-2 Real
you can sleep

Kek

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Asensio 2-2

did bale just score? and did arsenal keeper fuck up?

Bale and Marcelo saving Zidane like it's 2014

Bayol

>arse-nal

>Arselel

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b-but we don't need bale

status: UNEXPOSED

christ, what the fuck has just happened

marcelo killing it wtf

haha no way I'm from Derbyshire. I always wonder what people think of Derby who aren't from here. We love to say it's so shit but it's decent really

who's playing RB for arsenal? marcelo is fucking that guy in the ass.

And just like that, it's no longer 'just a friendly'

fucking hell just get eddie and saka on and be done with it

based Punished Bayol

Marco Asensio Willemsen, crucial in July, invisible in March

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I'm high iq.
Bale is chad strongmind with a point to prove. And it's >Arsenal

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This should be the starting 11

Fuck Benz and Kroos

Marthelo is so based

yfw Bayle scores the winning goal

BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL

>the state of arsenal

losing to a 10 players team lmao

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when did asensio die?

it's not the worst place in the world. in fact after being at uni there and having so many experiences there I honestly can say I miss it
the drinking establishments aren't bad at all
however they have to do something about the spiceheads (although most cities do)

HEEM SLEEPY

State of Fairweather fan, not aware it's 10v10 cause he tuned out at "refball"

quintessentially Dutch

damn, marcelo is on some dr fuentes shit

it's 10v10, they sent Sokratis off to make it even

just left to take a piss when it was 2-0 and got back. How did arsenal fuck this up so quickly?

we also have 10 players you mug

Typical arsenal looking good at the beginning and letting the opponents catch up later on

what even happened to him

>we
OH NO NO NON OO

What the fuck happened with Asensio? Aubameyang hardly even touched him

ASSENSIO
IS
FUCKING
DEAD!

Dead. Shot in America

>Zidane still wants to get rid of Bale
Please happen so he can be completely exposed.

based Auba murdering the cunt

We as in Turks

>season ending injury in a friendly
state of him

fiesty friendly lads

>imagine actually going to fed ex field
TOP KEK

good, maybe rodrygo will shine now that ausencio is out.

Someone should ship him some crutches

>Last game the best were Rodrygo and Kubo
>Let's not give them any minute in next match!
Vamos! Vamos!

dat ass on the assis ref

That graph makes no sense and it bothers me

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>you now remmeber vinicius junior

what happened to assensio?

World class pass la, VJR is going to bring it home in 2022.
Oh nononono

Absolute state of this bald fraud

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If Ascensio is fucked then they might not loan ceballos

Was asensio a one season wonder

Damn Bale almost scored a beauty

he ascended

they should have kick that gk desu

>This should be the starting 11
Halal is playing with 10

Why is bale so /strongmind/ lads? always turns up in the big games when his team need him

>we

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Shot

What's going to happen to James? Is he actually going to stay then?

>big games

Damn that was amazing too bad he didn't score

its carl jenkinson

How does Zidane keep doing it?
Remarkable

Wasnt he being sold to Atletico de Madrid

Trump thought he was Mexican. Adios

part chimp

Can the Vamos Boys pull off the win?

I can't believe Asensio is fucking dead, guys

give me a fucking stream come on!

is this 200IQ man management from Zidane?

Not if the Wenga Boys have anything to say about it

marcelo is literally allowed to do whatever he wants

These are the Bale boys, honey

yoursports.stream/live?v=espn

Allegedly, but theres been no confirmation. Although Angel Correa was confirmed sold to Milan for 50 million.

>almost chested into his net

Arsenal collapsing. Sub these chickens off for the young ones!

reminder zidane is a nafri cunt

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What's he thinking, guys?

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>kolashitass

Looked like Asensio did his knee.

Typical of FedEx field's grass.

they're playing on synthetic grass?

>how does a blind person know when to stop wiping their ass?

>Visit Ruanda
free hands?

Zizou is playing 4D chess
Gets Bale pissed off enough to actually start playing well again

Poor Garry

is bale the only winner atm

why do they use turf instead of grass?

[¡VAMOS! internally]

Bale is MVP

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Cannot make this meme stuff up

>god dammit gareth

This unironically, Zidane is a genius

Bale in godmode

Every year in American Obesity Collide, a player tears his knee ligament in FedEx field.

It's a cursed stadium.

How will he trash talk Bayol after that goal score

Secret weapon?

No one expects him to start?

>the absolute state of the font being used by ESPN for everything on this broadcast

ERA PENAL

Not just bale playing well, bale subbing for Hazard and changing the game. Things looking up for Madrid!

>Bale GONE
>Asensio dead
>Benzema is Benzememe
>his good players like Modric and Krews are aging
What's Zidane gonna do now? Can hazard carry Madrid like Ronaldo did?

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PENALLLL

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it's real grass, just not maintained well

>Can hazard carry Madrid like Ronaldo did?
kek

Panic buys and meme players. I can see Barca and Real crashing and burning. Atletico is confirmed for winning la liga.

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>viny sucks

Who would you rather have, bale or hazard?

NFL off season and hot as hell

Do Euro football pitches stay nice all year or does the grass die in Spring/Summer?

>bayol thinks he's quaresma

atletico literally bought the memest of players you retard

The difference is frenkie is actually good and Barca didn’t actually need to buy griezmann, it’s not like they couldn’t score without him

>frenkie
are you fucking his sister?

>Luis Suarez has 0 away champions league goals across all stages since 2015
yea they needed griez.

hazard

They water the hell out of it as needed to keep it forever green

For me, it's Fake Madrid

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She’s Dutch lad, we’re all fucking his sister

>Vini
>rodrydo
>another pacey nigger who can barely finish
>less meme than all of Atletico's buys.
De Jong is a great player, but with shitty Griezmann, Dumbele, Coushito and Rat king, I dont see them scoring when needed.

griezmann was great yesterday, he's gonna carry messi to anothe UCL like neymar did in 2015.

>thanks for adding an extra 10mil to your price tag

>shitty Griezmann
consider suicide you fat goblino

>implying he won't choke another final like he did in 2014 and 2016
Im still mad about that

THE STATE OF ISCO
god i fucking hate him so much

>frenchie who knows the truth has to throw insults to feel better
Cope fucking harder N'gumbo

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>isco

slow as always

>it's the french that always defends a barca player
why do you do this?

there are cheap drugs

imagine spending 100 billion on a fat belgian midget when you have based Bale

zidane is a fraud

what's zidane's opinion on vinicius ?

why wasn't hazard playing?

Why are all the Spaniards in the squad one season wonders?

>Ngubu

How could you fuck that up

>nigger in charge of finishing
LMAO

turf is shit, it has no give

I wouldnt agree to play on this shit.

for the sake of the france-catalonia alliance

>French poster defending Griezmann to the end
God imagine sucking some players dick this hard.

NGUBU!!!

black bale

Siesta genes

>Nshitiah

gordisco (fatty)

Isco is like the successful son Zidane never had.

kill yourself you fatass

>vinicius
VINICIUS
U HIT ME WITH A FLOWER
U DO IT EVERY HOUR

Isco too much tapas and siestas

>Nshitiah

Al Castilla

My ex grandmother in law would have scored that

COPE

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Tehehe

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this game was better than the CL final

>grandmother in law
that's a weird concept

>52k of 80k
Blunder game

Why don't Spanish think of more names? Who the fuck wants to be called Isco? No one. But he can't be called Francisco because every other male in Spain has this name. It's the same shit for Nadal's girlfriend who has to go by "Xisca" because
1. She can't use her first name Maria sindce that's the name of 20 million females in Spain
2. She can't even use Francisca

Fucking think of new names already, Alfonso. It's pathetic.

>tfw you have slow twitch muscle fibres

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Marcelo game of the century

arsenal's RB making him look good

My name is Franco Emilio de Leon Flores Francisco Alfonzo Smith

t. LeDarius

why does this nigga say junior like that

>t. Kayden

>timewasting at 2-2

One mexican guy named his daughter Zinedine and his son Zidane. Was on RealMadrid tv the other day

T. Michael Cody Smith

>James/Jamie/Jim/Jimmy
>Robert/Rob/Bob/Bobby
>William/Will/Bill/Billy

there I took your bait

t. John Smith

>bobby
>bobby junior
>bobby juinior II
>junior junior

americans are very inspired in the other hand

>taking it into the corner for a preseason game
really

You forgot
Richard/Rich/Dick

lads, who wins the penalty shootout, and who scores the winner

the only reason they call him 'bobby' firmino is because the english are too insecure to say roberto, but they can say robert pretty easily. funny.

BENULDIES

t. Brad Johnson

wait, this goes to pens?

JUST

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A meme way to top off this meme match

>penalties
Why?

yes they do it like that in this thing

Real has Courtois

it's a "league" style tournament
you get 3 points for a win, 2 points for a win on penalties, and 1 point for draw. Whoever finishes with most points is the champion.

He looked like he towered over everyone else there despite "only" being 1.85 m

no it's because Liverpool fans are faggots who feel like they have some special personal connection with the players

Coaxatxlatcl ahuatclpoctlu tenoctitclopl

Is that why the call Mohammad’s (the most common English name) Moh?

>xhaka on pens
oh no

in b4 bale game winner penalty

Xhaka is the shit

courtois' nose is so big

It's really difficult to say a single letter after the name 'Robert'. We just can't suss it out.

No see. The English would have no problem saying Mohammed, they’re all pakis anyway

>Spain streams stopped playing because they didn't know about the penalties
lmao fucking retard of country

Which goalkeeper has the most intimidating penalty stance? For me it's Neuer

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It's been 28c all day and now at 2am it's thunder and lightning

omg this nig is a brainlet

That faggot who plays for Chelsea with the long ass name.

>gets to retake it

why?

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Tbf I don't blame them, why penalties on a fucking friendly, who even cares about the win? Is it some kind of a friendly cup or? Then ok

>bale

MEME
E
M
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BAYOL IS FINISHED

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>smoke lights after scoring penalty
FUCKING
LMAO

Pickford

>BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL >BAYOL

>BALE

APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE APOLOGIZE TO ZIDANE

SNAIL

Zidane was right

>amerismokes

You can tell that was supposed to be only for a goal but some woman probably pressed the button and got yelled for it "NOT DURING PENALTIES JESSICA FUCK"

>That's for you, moor baldshit
BALE NO

Anyone else's stream switched to Milan-Bayern? Wtf!

kepa

I expected that from both of those dumpster fire players.

>2 shitty penalties in a row

...

i'm watching a BASED russian stream so nope

You Euros and Sudacas should play all your finals in America

Guaranteed Memes

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Al these brainlets. They all aiming instead of just using all the power

Abysmal penalty from Xhaka

>the location of the club world cup badge on that real madrid shirt

yikes

>spic stream shilling for EmiliANO
fuck off panchis

good penalty for a CB

INSIDE JOB

Tell that to Varane

POST POST POST POST

>all these quintessential French men

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NACHO OUT

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>needing penalty kicks against Arsenal

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>whiteys
lmao

>nachos

So that's why Monreal was talking to Marcelo before...

Do many Spaniards look like Monreal?
Looks like a poor frenchie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Nacho is shit
>isco is shit
>No james
Zidane is a fucking retard.

>arsenal

He is out, got a red card. Pay attention ffs

VJR VJR VJR

>that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel >that arsenal feel

VINICIUS SCORED
STOP THE PRESSES
>those last 2 arsenal shoots
jesus christ

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Did the better team win, quick make lots of threads Lol

>arsenal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHGAA

WHAT A FUCKING SHIT SHOW

join us in the ATM and Goat thread

>ARSENAL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

surely arsenal did that on purpose

these two teams are so bad lol

>ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL >ARSE ANAL

Reminder each team can make an excess of $20 million in this tournament

Why was there an 8 year old taking the penalty?

ZIDANE FINDS A WAY

Ahhhhhh. Thanks Arse for entertain me.

UNEXPOSED

4x more than winning the FA cup

I'm sick of it wobbie

Ok La-Sha (pronounced La Dash Sha)