/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - Derby d'Italia: Chinky edition

Watching a Milan firendly at 4 AM, here we go, baby!

face > back > ass > legs > pits > tits > legs > feet

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Eyes >>>>> Your list

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Ok I'm curious now, did you go to a lake?

Goodnight /seriea/

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Ladies and gentlemen

Your 2019/2020 season serie A topscorer

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I think you mean *Ligue 1 topscorer

nth for
*ahem*
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA

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OFFICIAL LINEUP: OFFICIAL: MILAN: G. Donnarumma; Calabria, Gabbia, Strinic, Theo Hernandez; Maldini, Biglia, Calhanoglu; Castillejo; Borini, Piatek

>Strinic as CB
Someone inform Giampaolo that Strinic is a fullback.

he coached him before i'm confident he knows him better than you do

He's never played as CB his entire life.
I think Gianpaolo is just fucking around and experimenting, still weird to see Strinic as CB.

Also this Calabria meme needs to end already holy shit.

yeah he's just messing around since there are literally no other CB aside from Roma and Musacchio, i'm more surprised that he cana ctually till play.
Calabria is going to be starter next season as well and there's nothing you can do about it

>Calabria is going to be starter next season

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i also just read that Romagnoli, Musacchio, Suso and Rodriguez all have minor injuries, we did they even bother to show up it's going to be a rape

Suso and Rodriguez are 100% faking not to get sold, the bastards.
Why couldn't Calabria break a leg or something?

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>Why couldn't Calabria break a leg or something?
because he's not a weak bitch like Conti lmao

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God I cannot wait for the day this Calabria fag leaves Milan.
What a joke of a "player". Fucking Gattuso pet.

Wow, Daniel is playing.

Strinić finna play again?

Jesus christ Pellegatti is unbearable

Hernandez is pretty good

Stfu

Yeah, two great chances all came from him.

>shqiptar is back

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DELET

i hope i'll never have to see Rodriguez again
Malini is pretty decent as well Calabria too and the CBs haven't embarassed themselves yet
Borini absolutely terrible as always while Piatek still hasn't adapted to the new formation it seems

where is Caldara?

Injured, won't be ready untill November i think

Gabbia is pretty solid so far.
Still recovering

FUCK PLEASE NOT THEO

Ma dio cane Theo
>inb4 out 5 months

>Conti comes in
>Milan immediately concedes

That is Strinic's fault desu.

shame Theo got hurt, looked incredible but injury didn't look too serious
Gabbi has been impressive as well

Strinic at fault for the goal

>Theo Hernandez injured
Fuck this gay ass sport.
Always good players that get injured and not shit ones(like Borini, Castillejo, Calabria, Hakan, Biglia etc.)

God I cannot stand this midfield except for Maldini who's been pretty good after he stopped being nervous.
I want to see Bennacer and Krunic play already.

i know i was just trying to trigger the albanian, can't even blame strinic too much he's not a CB after all

Calabria was perfect so far stop being butthurt, Castillejo moved well but made some errors but you can't compare him to Borini who didn't make a single good pass

honestly everyone has been decent outside Borini and Strinic

Strinic was ok before the goal Hakan did basically nothing and Piatek was pretty invisible the rest was from ok to good.

Gabbia is decent in this match but I think Milan still need to buy a new CB. Can't have Strinic play as CB like this in the league.

Well obviously, a starting quality one at that because i don't want to see Musacchio start untill Caldara recovers (that's never ever btw)

for the first pre-season game, the team doesn't look too bad. At least you can see a slight game plan unlike Gattuso's Milan.

Musacchio is decent for the current state of Milan, still they need a CB because at this point who knows when Caldara will be fit to play.

Considering they have 10 days of training under theyr belt i'm satisfied as well, half of the team is missing too
i don't really rate him, he's fine only as a sub for me, plus he's a manlet

>you injure one of ours, we injure one of yours
i respect this gameplan

>Bayern play super physical then chimp out when Milan does something back

>Cutrono

>He rates Cutrone

>if Napoli buy

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desu Conti looks good at lb

Any update on Theo?

>Gets destroyed by Alaba all night
>Perfect

Most of the players were shit apart from Theo, Maldini and Conti.
The CB's were extra shit.

>Rates calamerda but not musacchio
Musacchio is a very solid player, only problem is he got overplayed last season with Gattuso almost never resting him because of his hate boner for Caldara.

Daily reminder to not fall for Dutch scam.

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delusional

our year

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haha jokes on you I'm NOT going to watch crisi inda summer edition

>they fell for the de Ligt and de Jong meme

I can't believe Juve spent 75 on de Ligt when they could've spent 25 on Mancini

I can't wait for Gonzalo to introduce him to the pleasures of the piemontese cuisine, rich in butter and fat cheeses

I see, that's why they're trying to get rid of Gonzalo. They don't want him to have any kind of bad influence on Matthjis

Yeah. Amazing place if you wanna espace 40 degrees heat because it was only around 25 degrees there but somehow i still managed to get burned

no club want to buy overpriced shits, and no decent player want to join Milan. 2019/2020 will be another 2018/2019 for Milan.

Reminder that Correa for Cutrone+30m is one of the worst deals ever

are we ready for Longo dabbing on the jeeps?

I don't even think he's starting. Also, froggy IN

>t. Donald Trump

Who's getting badly injured today? Imagine if Ronaldo were to break his knee ahah

Yeah, imagine, what if

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Would be very based and also redpilled

who is buying De Paul?

>Skriniar

If anyone is BTFOing Tsu you know it's gonna be Danilone

I don't know man Skriniar doesn't look in top form yet and when he's not in top form he shifts into maximum caveman mode

I want to protect his smile fras

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Is that a gold tooth, what the fuck

Well desu Skriniar played 99% of the matches in the past two seasons, he was never subbed out or rested. Plus Conte is notorious for having intense preseason training sessions, entire squad looked like it was barely able to stand.

Skriniar is my favorite Inter player but I will also admit that he is a bit overrated because people think that these top tier defenders are supposed to have 100% efficiency ratio. Look at De Ligt and you will understand everything. Everyone fucks up here and there. Then again there are genuine retards who rate Romangoli higher in these threads.

Skriniar excels at 1vs1 but even there he is a bit clunky because he relies on that signature move where he moves up, stops and then extends his dominant leg up to try to steal the ball. It's not a flawless move and handy players can use that half a second to dab on him as seen by those few webms that people love to spam in these threads.

My only concern is that Marotta will try to sell him, if we can get him to stay, in 3 or 4 years he has a potential to be an elite CB. Remember that he was literally who two years ago at Samp.

twitter.com/asromaen/status/1153930313057406977?s=21

How dare Roma

at Samp he had like lowkey good stats, iirc he had the best pass accuracy or smth
And while Skriniar is in my heart (and how would he not be, he's like the only objectively good transfer post-2010, except maybe devrij), selling him sometime in the future could have positive turnouts. All the "top clubs" reached their status nowadays also by selling valuable assets (JJ with pogba, Liverpool with Coutinho...)

>Marotta will try to sell him
I don't think he's leaving anytime soon. As you said he's a bit overrated, I think he fits perfectly in that spot where he's too good for medium clubs but not enough for big ones. He's also well inserted into the squad and one of the few likeable players we have, in 2020/21 when Samir won't probably be able to start every game we might very well see him with the captain armband

monaco is going for dalbert and miranda. hope napoli icardi materializes soon so inter can buy strikers for conte.

Icardi will never go to napoli
I think he will just rot on the stands by now

>monaco
Monaco is the deus ex machina that Twitter "insiders" use to make people think that Inter is going to sell their shitters. According to rumors they're already interested in João Mario as sell

Kek, if we sell Dalbert + Conte said that Perisic isn't going to work out... then we have to sign a LW/LWB, ideally two.
Yeah he definitely has what it takes to be the captain starting from next season. Against Manure he started to bark out orders on corners, he is setting into the role. Nothing against Handa, he is a top tier player but like I've said couple of times in these threads over the years, goalkeepers should never be captains.

I really pity the guy that has to work on Roma's twitter. Not the English account because that's probably some ngubu in the US but the Italian one. That guy probably lives here and is constantly forced to write dumb shit because someone of the 250 members of Roma's media center thinks it's a good idea.

He lost it when he was elbowed by Kessie (not even a yellow) during a Roma Milan but he didn't have a golden tooth before going to Inter I think

I honestly never noticed it up until today

>Ben Yedder
Does Petrachi have a fetish for fat strikers or what?

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I hope you all got your bombs ready to drop on Paolo Sarpi when Jiangsu buys bale fras

Asensio broke his ACL, at this point it's very unlikely that Real send Bale to China

oh shoot missed that

Bale also played, and even scored, last night. I don't think he's going anywhere, or else they would have Icardi'd him

Yeah, it happened today in the friendly match against Arsenal

>Liverpool with Coutinho
Always funny how Inter sold him for 10 millions

damn

on inter's defence, it was a really desperate time AND Coutinho was never worth the sum Barcelona paid, it's honestly one of the craziest scams in football history

Not as funny as him leaving Liverpool to win CL
He never displayed greatness at Inter so I can get over it. Then again we let a lot of top tier talent go because >we couldn't unlock them. Pirlo, Roberto Carlos, Seedorf, Kovacic, Bonucci, Cannavaro...

>Pirlo
I agree
>Roberto Carlos
I think the whole Pistone thign was a meme, he simply asnwered the call to fucking Real Madrid
>Seedorf
this one I will never wrap my head around because he was already an established player when he came to Inter
>Kovacic
he never really amounted to much and if we were to buy him back it'd be at roughly the price we sold him a
>Bonucci
we dodged a big ol' bullet here
>Cannavaro
pulled an Icardi before Icardi

Tbh he showed flashes of talent but was never given a proper chance at Inter

Inter is and has always been a dumpster fire for talent

>I think the whole Pistone thign was a meme, he simply asnwered the call to fucking Real Madrid

He openly stated that that retard Hodgson forced him out of the club. Told him he would never make it as a fullback and deployed him as a CF at Inter. Roy Hodgson is pretty much a Mazzarri who was spawned by cousins that fucked each other.

Kovacic was super promising but going to Halal destroyed his career. He was at a crucial age to be developed and instead rotted on the bench. He is a silent tragic character.

No love lost on that cunt Cannavaro but he objectively he was a great talent.

>He openly stated that that retard Hodgson forced him out of the club. Told him he would never make it as a fullback and deployed him as a CF at Inter.
I want source on this, don't even doubt it just looks like a fun reading

>Cannavaro
>pulled an Icardi before Icardi
didn't inter sell him because he was injured the whole season ?

"Injured", yeah.

>Roy Hodgson
youtube.com/watch?v=TC7lyUjduHk

yeah, like Icardi

I kind of miss managers and players being a little more open to making fun of themselves

When the fuck is Buffon retiring?

skysports.com/football/news/11835/2221908/roberto-carlos-roy-forced-me-out-of-inter
dreamteamfc.com/c/news-gossip/335263/roberto-carlos-slams-roy-hodgsons-football-knowledge-and-claims-he-nearly-ruined-his-career/
twitter.com/sportbible/status/748214654455820289
en.as.com/en/2017/10/09/football/1507567956_532578.html

Why do Inter get all the qt's...

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Milano sluts

>“I’ve always prioritised ambition and the welfare of my family. Money comes second. President Giulini had an agreement with the Giallorossi, but I explained to him that if he couldn’t find an agreement with Inter, I would’ve stayed at Cagliari.

SNUBBED

Didnt watched the game. How did milan play? Will we see this season a comeback into the cl?

Based Cuntsteiner

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>Will we see this season a comeback into the cl?
Thinking about CL comeback is one of the biggest problems for Milan. To get into the CL (eventually) they need to forget about getting into the CL.

Because qts are #notforeveryone

Never understood the hate he gets

Why would you put Borini in midfield? Has Krunic not recovered yet? Midfield looks as dead as it was last season.

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>Why yes, I am 1/64th German. How could you tell?

Tbh he looks more german than other three guys. All of them in the pic look like Skyrim character creator set to randomize, slags included

how did >we play?

Moggi called him and told him to pretend being injured so his price would plummet.

i think thats a former miss calabria

Chinese Inter fans and Juve fans show their loyalties
twitter.com/marifcinter/status/1153966527898632192

damn piggy shouldn't have shaved his beard

Extremely based

fucking based chinks

They can't even copy ultras

>Gets destroyed by Alaba all night
Alaba didn't even play the whole game and he got dribbled maybe once the whole game facing great dribbler in Alaba Coman and that other pacy nig

twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1153968268077613056

>tfw I couldn't protect him from Jewve's rampant commercialism

Mancini is shit unironically, he got benched by Djimciti

pretty good considering all the missing players and that Bayern used mostly starters and started the preseason earlier. You can alredy see some things Giampaolo must have worked on after only 10 days it's not bad

>Why would you put Borini in midfield?
Krunic injured, Paquetà, Bennacer and Kessie still on holiday Bonaventura hasn't recoverd yet

>he doesn't rate gym city

this

I hope there's going to be a huge mayhem in the stadium and someone gets badly injured

Now this is tifo™

Considering all the missing players and the difference in training it wnt well, defense was solid despite the CBs and you can alredy see more offensive schemes than under Gattuso. Players power ranking:

GOOD GAME:
Calabria MVP
Maldini
Gabbia
Theo

OK GAME
Conti
Donnarumma
Biglia

AT LEAST YOU TRIED
Piatek
Strinic
Hakan
Catillejo

PLEASE FIND ANOHER JOB
Borini

More rumours about an Icardi and Dybala swap, very nice

>tfw banned for a slagpost
Fuck mods, fuck jannies and fuck Inda

Kek based chinks

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>gol di muntari
>no iuliano-ronaldo
cringe desu

Why the linesman with the dog? Am I missing something

something something he's blind

Oh of course, foolish me

Hello Roma media center friend

Line-ups

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Mancini is as good as de Ligt except he is much cheaper

lmao

Or not, Matthijs is starting in place of Rugani

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Gym City is elite.

Souless, it should've been Iuliano-Ronaldo
They probably don't even know Milan

Perisic confirmed for new striker, Icardi forever btfo

>Matuidi
well it's ogre

what time is the match?

>perisic - Esposito

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>starting rugani in 2019

In half and hour if you're talking about Inter. 4 days until Benfica dabs on Milan though.

30 bings

33 bings

32 bings

Where are Modric, Vidal and Lukaku?

off to train with Guardiola

Ignore the mutt. Kino third kit confirmed and the logo isnt fucked up like the leaks

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What did Momblano say when Sarri got announced?

He's still alive? Tbh I believe >we tried to get Zidane and not Guardiola

>He's still alive?
Yeah, he's the one who apparently started the whole Modric to Milan rumor.
>Tbh I believe >we tried to get Zidane and not Guardiola
Same, I was 100% sure he was going to be >our coach this season

Scotty, stream me up

>Good
deligt>rugani
piggy>mandzu
szce>buffon
>Bad
matuidi

canale 60

hdstreams.club/hd/ch1.php

google.com

>2019
>owning a tv
boomers begone

twitter.com/asromawomen/status/1153983269349789697?s=21

CUTE, raspy voice though

>Maldini
Did he play because of nepotisme?

SCOTTY GOES AT THE END OF THE PHRASE REEEEEEEE

You can't stop the Maldini's dinasty

If Milan are so desperate for another CB they should just get Christian Maldini desu

>I'll have to give money to Pallotta
yikes

pepper you're angus, serie a

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Is he any good?

>literal trash as pre-game shirts
There's not a single decent shirt this year

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Is there a connection between red and blue crests and compulsely buying literal who fantacalcio bait?

No he's actually good and there were loads of players missing, he had a good game and almost scored.

i'm getting the whole Bologna sqad for my fantasy next season

>life so devoid of meaning i'm watching a friendly between Juve and Inter

yes

chi-ching SOLD
finally my lazio can flourish

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Me too and I'm not even Italian

i stayed up to untill almost 5 in the morning to watch Borini play a whole game as box to box midfielder

I kinda want to see Gabbia and Daniel on the first team. They can be a backup and get some play time after the team secured a victory against small teams.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>spurs badge

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Iuventus

i'd rather send them on loan to gain some gametime Maldini is only 17 there's no need to rush his development

kek

could be worse
i'm watching at work, and it's probably the busiest day of this month so far, just my luck.

Who knows, a gf might knock on your door any time now

>not even on bench
Yeah yeah iuventus, sure Icardi and Higuain are better

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Sensi is as tall as the corner flag, how cute!

That's true. I thought Maldini was 18.
kek

fug esposito lookin gud. also based conte playing gagli.

Ah yes, another brilliant tackle by the 19 year old Dutch sensation!

Poison is kept in the smallest of bottles

>Cancelo
What a fraud

Will we see a red this game?

>Candreva and Dalbert crossing
please kidnap Cancelo

BASED SMOL CORNER FLAG MIDGET
>DESHIGT

did de light score that :D

DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT

>de Ligt
I was right, Mancini is far better than de Ligt

has juve ever won a preaseason match?

>muh depth
see you in europa league juve

HAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO

DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT OLEEEE OLEEE OLEEEE OLEEEEEEE

>they fell for the Eredivisie meme

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DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT

post the webm please

HORRIFIC HOWLER BY THE HOLANDESE HACK

200IQ IMPERIOUS DUTCH MAN MOUNTAIN

>DELIGT

wasnt so bad from de ligt. it took a deflection just before his touch.

serie a is a boomers game
brainlet zoomers get exposed within minutes

Fuck it, it's meme time

This game is saying a lot about italian midfields in general. Jj has quality players (at least way better than Inter's), but they're not shutting Inter down so completely as 3 sturdy black guys did for Manure.

>Ajax refund policy:
>We do not offer refunds.

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And thus Juventus customers disappeared from /seriea/ until their team trashed Chievo by 1-0, with based Tsuuuu scoring his first penalty kick of the season.

Nah, I'm still here, just having lunch and watching the match

>at least way better than Inter's
Brozovic is better than any current Juventus midfielder. Also Sensi>Pjanic

Hoo boy I can't wait for a thousand headlines on the new strikerless anti-juve

>but they're not shutting Inter down so completely as 3 sturdy black guys did for Manure.
premier league starts sooner than serie a, of course they're in a better condition

fug watching contes inter is making me ooze cum.

sensi has been playing like shit in this preseason. He's decent from set pieces but he gets bullied too much, he's basically a younger Borja decent at corner kicks

>martedì

Serie a start in a month, premiere league in 10 days

you don't need strikers if the other team has de light
>nigga meme

>matuidi

ronaldo gives a shit pass and dives for a foul.. reee

Am I watching Allegri's Jj?

>He's decent from set pieces but he gets bullied too much
Literally Pjanic. Sensi at least isn't dead by the 30th minute like Borja.

Dambro manhandling penaldo, based

Based Danilone on a mission to hurt the pedo

>Team with better midfield wins the game

Will Nedved and Agnelli ever get a clue?

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That's literally what I said?

CHADbrosio > tsjust

allegri won once in a while

>they fell for the sarri meme
can't wait for napoli to win it next season

>Literally Pjanic
Pjanic isn't a manlet and can actually help building an aggressive manuever. How many times have you seen him getting the ball and immediately lose it to someone 15cm higher?

Ladies and gentlemen, your serie a 2019/2020 winner

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Yes my friend, i was giving out dates

Inter is looking okayish if you forget that Joao Mario, Borja and Ranocchia are coming in next half

Handanovic > Szczesny
Padelli > Buffon
Berni > Pinsoglio
Godin > Chiellini
Miranda > Bonucci
Skriniar > Rugani
De Vrij > Demiral
Bastoni > De Ligt
Dalbert > Alex Sandro
Asamoah > Pellegrini
D'Ambrosio > Cancelo
Lazaro > De Sciglio
Sensi > Pjanic
Valero > Matuidi
Gagliardini > Rabiot
Vecino > Emre Can
Barella > Ramsey
Nainggolan > Bentancur
Perisic > Costa
Candreva > Cuadrado
Politano > Bernardeschi
Icardi > Higuain
Esposito > Kean
Pinamonti > Mandzukic
Only Ronaldo would play in the starters at Inter

DONT YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT RANOCCHIA

>I thought Maldini was 18.
i think he's turning 18 in a few months, a couple of years on loan, in a team with a decent coach if possible, and then he could be a squad player

gobbo begone, your false flag is pathetic
I love him but let's face it, he's better as a striker

wojcek.... oversized shirt and fucking leggings in late july

Based but you forgot the epic slav

dont care if inter lose this its so refreshing to see how the whole team knows what to do unlike spalletti shitshow. based conte get him that giganigga pls

>Only Ronaldo would play in the starters at Inter
not after Inter gets Griezmann

Esposito is clearly not ready, where is Colidio?

He isn't that bad as a CB but he needs a coach that can trust him. Also in a 3-man line he can do well

Ranocchia-Lautaro is the best attack ever

nah looks very promising. isnt he like 12? few years in serie a and he is ready

Esposito is clearly ready

Missed the goal and just saw it, what the fuck was he trying to do there?

He makes many dumb mistakes though

Where's the fackin webm dutchbro

Its preseason, Sensi will probably be harder to bully as the training camp ends.
Also
>5'11
>Not a manlet

dalbert seems to be unlocked too

Unironically based and redpilled post

That offensive play made me cum a bit

Candreva and Dalbert have such good movements but such banana feet as well, it hurts

Where did you see it

Idk so far it looks like Candreva put the boots on the right feet for once

In tv, they showed a replay

Banned for slagposting, only phoneposting for me

CAM ON INTER SCORE SUM FUCKIN GOALS

I know that feel.

Sensi looking good

Oh fug forgot about that

>jj midfield

Wonder if Spal is happy to see the boys play well

Oh, thought you had a webm, nvm

Tsu looks a bit behind fitnesswise, is age finally catching up with him?

Inter is the better team so far.

>piguain
>Perishit

>Brozo no-looking the ball off the pitch
based retard

...

Yes, watch his knee explode today

youtu.be/K4ZyhxnKOSw

Get the goal before YouTube shoahs it

>Gagliardini
Just send him to Lazio already

Thanks fra, reposting it here

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Cheers

shut the fuck up, Brozo is fucking based don't be mean to him

>JJ falling for the scoring defender meme too

he's scoring alright lol

>thatsthejoke.jpg

>Broccovic
The heat's getting to him

Daily reminder that Poove paid 75 (seventy five) million for Rugani 2.0

he saw that no-look pass from tsu and he has litterally stopped watching what he does with the ball to imitate him

How much is the FFP going to hit them next year?
Maybe Inter can get Cancelo back for cheap

What happened to Juventus? First they lose to Spurs and now they are losing to a team that lost to Man Utd...

can anyone redpill me on sarri's tactics? cuz he honestly looks braindead

>"Call Crotone. Buy Simy immediately. I don't care about the price."
*click*

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>31 Celsius
>87% humidity

F

FFP only hit little clubs like bbilan

>Not Cheick Diabate

No midfield fra, Pjanic has been playing like usual, Rabiot is out of shape and Matuidi is Just shit.
He's currently going for Allegri's tictocs and it shows

This is normal

sportitalia streams free too

>what are friendlies

Not in civilized countries

>meaningless friendlies

They will destroy shit clubs like sfinter and man poonited when the season starts

my girl did it again!

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Sarri should just bench Matuidi or at this rate no one will ever purchase him desu

Hasnt it been pushing 40 plus for most of western Europe?

Do you think a midfield of rabiot pjanic and can could work?

*Ecuador starts playing*

Yeah, but that’s hardly normal. It’s all people can talk about

pippardeschi is trash

Is it me or he got fatter?

Knowing Sarri he will play with Rabiot/Can, Pjanic and Ramsey (if he lasts more than three matches that is). Matuidi simply isn't good enough for Sarri's playstyle.

>friendlies

Sell piggy and buy a decent fucking regista.

>bernardeschi

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ameriswims btfo, Itaquatics is on the menu now

>Sell piggy

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Sarri realized Bernardeschi isn't mertens or callejon lmao

>Having sponsors on the back of your kit
The state of Italian football

It's just a friendly

>he doesn’t rate the DriveQT Interkino

Yeah, but i don't wanna see those guys win even on fifa

Padelli is pretty hot fras

>buy a decent fucking regista.
such as?
Pjanic is fine, juve doesn't need a regista, they need someone better than Matuidi

But then you got nobody for defense. I'd have Rabiot controlling the game up front and Can and Pjanic holding the line in the back, otherwise they'll just keep getting fucked on the counter (which happened against Spurs and now Inter)

I gotcha, but yeah. Our summers average 32 with high humidity. So we are just used to it at this point.

>Higuain out and Mario IN
>Matuidi still on the pitch
????????

Bring on Dybala

He's identical to the guy playing Teddy in Westworld, i couldn't take him seriously during the whole show

You are too stupid to understand sarrismo fra

DŽUUUUUUUUUUU

His transfer papers still haven't been completed

>de ligt is exposed in friendly match
Fras...

Icardi for Dybala and money or what

>boipucci so nervous in a friendly

get this Juve monkey off the pitch

turk roach being violent

Ranocchia > delitto

AHHHH MOMMY HELP ME

Straight swap desu

I want to hear one reason why Inter won't win serie a.

Can't blame him, m*slims are getting persecuted in China
A-user....

Memes?

Kek that was a penalty, for once Ronaldo didn't dive. This ref is a mess

Winter break doesn't last from novembre to march

Love me some murderball friendlies

Memes

ERA

>paying chink refs for a meaningless game
Internazionale Milano, everybody

ERA

le dive for penalty and be secretly gay man

based chadelli denying tsu and barking out orders to the defense

what happened to Moist Kean?

Oh Rabiot è fortissimo porco diaz

>paying 75m plus Raiola tip to get scored against
Piemonte Calcio everyone

Kane agrees with this post

>secretly

Jesu why is inter so angry?

You forgot 'in a meaningless game'

He played the euro under 21, he is still on vacation

Crisi

I've missed footy so much fras

le assume meme pose and shoot directly at the wall man

like every other juve game
they would win serie without even playing

Why are they still letting Tsuman take the freekick?

*unlocks Dalbert*

Candreva for the love of god stop shaving the Pasolini look really doesn't suit you

Because Sarri's TSU bitch and won't let take the freekick to anyone else

>pronounce Mandžukić correctly
>still fuck up Perišić

mental, blud

Demiral > De Ligt

Can we scam Milan and give him de Ligt for 80 millions?

Is Buffon dying his hair?

Perisic is doing ok in that position desu

every time, and you have Pjanic there who is one of the best takers

why did juve get de ligt? demiral is much better

Well Demiral has been playing for Juve B for a while. Just a matter of time la

How long until pictures of a 12 year old De Ligt in an Inter jersey surface

Demiral is your classic stopper a la Chiellini, not some kind of meme modern defender as king zoomer

Wait D'Ambro is vicecaptain? Lmao

>D'Ambrosio captain
cute

What the fuck happened to De Sciglio, he's playing better than usual

What is this cup? Is it a mini-league or straight knockout?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TSUUUU

another deflected goal
what a fraud

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Only OGs allowed

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>(Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

What a free kick, absolutely unstoppable TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

nice freekick for divenaldo

i knew it

>mfw he hit the wall so many times that he learned to use it to score

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I just got BTFO.

OHN O NO NO NO

isn't Bonucci standing too close to the wall?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Based GOAT, nerver doubted.

Skriniar own goal lmao

>scrigna OG
>de ligt OGT
what's with all this shittery

Gay

*Tackles you hard*
*Looks at you seductively*
"Heh, nothing personell kid, that should heal up in six months"

Man they're all gassed already, Conte is squeezing the life out of them

yeh, but the ref is shit probably haven't read new rules yet

>deflectnaldo
it's all so tiring

Skriniar-de Ligt swap when?

Good to see Inter playing true Italian football again though

watch ronaldo score 20 deflected free kicks next season

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I'd want changes from Conte but I know who's on the bench

Gagliardini is such a retard, there where 3 open teammates on the other side

esposito fucked up there. open goal for dalbert and some other

Who was that? What a fucking retard.

As long as it's not Demiral it's fine

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY KEK

rabiot is good

Demiral is figuratively Turkish Chiellini.

based padelli

kek

Lmao Padelli

funny match lads

He also has the same nose shape, Paratici better not fuck up

He's already gone, yes they're retarded.

CHADELLI

dubs and ronaldo scores

based CHADelli bullying the old man

well fuck

Joao Mario always looks like he's lost

>CIAO MARIO IN

It's over

I think Roma was on his tracks but no news recently

Padelli is also old

Is Icardi on the bench?

>Joao Mario is on the field
>Radja isn't
I dare you to justify this

watch him score/assist

Realistically how many years will it be until someone else wins Serie A? Surely Juve can't win it for 15 years straight

a little late but
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I say 3-4 years at least

no

watch him break Ronaldo's knees and sacrifice himself for Inter

15 maybe is a bit too much but there's noone to contest them this year

>rugani

This year la

Demiral is a fucking fiend, Juve is basically gifting the closest thing they will have to Baresi ever again to ACM for no money.

LOL, Zio Mario feigning in a fucking friendly, what a fucking mong.

For me, it's Ntube

Radja is more influential, therefore can undermine Conte's authority easier.

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>Cancelo headbutts Dalbert's shoulder
>Cancelo stays up, Dalbert touches his head
Explain

>hit another player in their head with your shoulder
>grab your head like you're the one who got hit in the head

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physics, retard

>emlel can't

Agoume IN

Next year. #FollowTheFlames

Dalbert is one of those Wojaks that's made entirely out of brain tissue

>Puscas and Longo in
based Serie B attack

Thank Paratici for that, overrated hack.

he's not even on the continent

when will this Berna meme end?

Wait there could be benuldies?

are there going to be penalties straight after?

I'm trying to think of the closest example to Bernardeschi in terms of
>one-season fraud
>moves to the big leagues
>does fuck-all
>dyes hair and acts like a star
>never shuts the fuck up, always ready for interviews like he's a locker room leader
Any ideas?

>could be
There are going to be benuldies if the match ends on a draw

>le soon to be 27 years old prospect man

Pogba?

lingard? minus the hair

Is Conte a racist? Why didn't he let Agoume in early?

Top memes ahead

>French midfielder

based

And the one-season fraud

meh at benuldies

>meh at benuldies
Opinion discarded, benuldies are top meme material

Satisfied with a draw honestly, defence held up well and conteball is starting to show (if only there were proper strikers on the field). Let's go meme benuldies

>No Higuain
Lame

shut the fuck up, Finman

Memphis Depay desu

>Bernard Heskey getting the ball stolen by Ciao Mario
JUST
-There's still Ciao Mario

we pens now

chink customers not being aware of penalty shootouts

Dubs and Tsunaldo's knee explodes during the pens

>buffon at a penalty shootout
dis gon be good

shut the fuck up, Frogman

jesus christ conté is sweating like a pig

who the fuck do you think you are?

FROG MAN

pigs don't sweat, they're literally incapable of sweating which is why they roll around in mud to cool down

>FROGGY

BOOMERS IN

Apologize

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

PENALDO

>

B U F F O N

holy shit fucking apologize

>(you)

these retards just don't know how to shoot penalties

>Inter

someone post the tsuuu webm plz

BOOMERS RISE UP

>not even diving
kill yourself

>buffon performing better than sczensgezkdnzy

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Based boomer.

Oh wow, I expected Ciao Mario to fail it

Inter can win the league as long as Conte doesn't have to make any substitutions

GOATFON

>Rabiot

MDR RABIOOOOOOT

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NO REFUND

Emblematic desu, Juve will always be /strongmind/ against other Italian teams

Inter is crumbling mentally aan per usual

>Rabiot

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>losing to buffon in penalty shootout

BASED RABIO'

i think buffon has been training benuldies at p$g

OH NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RABIOT!!!!!

>buffon

>buffon

you better apologize NOW
SEE THE FUCKING MEMES

wtf

Holy shit, if buffon were younger, he would catch all the penalties.

TOP FUCKING KEKEKEKEKEKEK

>Bernardeschi
oh lord

>choking on ICC

kek

>Heskey

??????????????????

MEME SHOOTOUTS

>wasting buffon ever only 2 penalty safe

BASED BOOMER

this is gold

He literally guessed them all right, but he's 60 years old.

These fucking pens

Lmao

you might have some apologizing to do user

inter players are pathetic

finally

>CB shoots better pens than Rabiot and Bernaderschi

was brety memetastic

Absolute state of these pens

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This match is full of memes.

Rate this match fras

>Ranocchia
>Longo
>Borja

that was a pass shoutout not a penalty shootout

>demiral with more balls than mandzushit
muh warrior

Pens? More like PENIS

Deflection/10

Ranocchia/10

>Mario "Juve figuratively one man down" Mandzukic
>warrior
Is this 2017?

Memetastic

Best match so far.

rated by some retards on seriea for a bunch of tap ins

Was losing to meme penalties enough to avoid the "crisi inter" headlines tomorrow?

new bread?

At least they are not copying Brits, who take their dicks out and piss and shit around.

So, between the two teams, is it safe to say that Inter will win the championship? I mean come on Juventus could barely draw against a bunch of shitters in the second half

>Inter loses
>Somehow still wins the scudetto

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