/hoc/

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Are the isles weeb and the carolinigger butt buddys or something?

Top 15 center

1. Connor McDavid
2. Nathan MacKinnon
3. Sidney Crosby
4. Patrice Bergeron
5. Steven Stamkos
6. John Tavares
7. Mark Scheifele
8. Austin Matthews
9. Alexander Barkov
10. Jack Eichel
11. Brayden Point
12. Ryan O'Reilly
13. Nicklas Backstrom
14. Jonathan Toews
15. Evgeni Malkin

HM. Giroux Aho Draisaitl Kuznetskov

thought?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

POST SOME CUTE ANIME GRILS RIGHT NOW

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now THIS is an edition

DO post >rags
>rags

>rags

>mcdavid above crosby
>matthews that high
>malkin

they should just hate fuck and get it over with

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the post that saved /hoc/

*coughs*
*taps whiteboard*
Well ok let's get this started
*adjusts jersey*
Ok
Well
Sooooo

yeah of course theyre the two biggest homos on 4chinkels

The strong, intelligent, and handsome Finland.

*click*
...
...
...
*inhales for emphasis*
... take TWO.

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Tell me your team and I'll tell you they're missing the playoffs this season.

how could you support a city that has a fr*nch symbol in it

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>1939 was 180 years ago

(You)r team

If I'm building my team around a center I'm picking one of Scheif, Barkov, Kuznetsov

*sips*
feels just like yesterday

Missed the oilels

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Would give the fat fuck a (You)that says nice list add the rest of the sunbelt but he doesn't deserve it since he's an obese fucking closet homo dog bitch cry for me

pass the peace pipe
ohhhhh, i can see my ancestors

probably barkov since kuzi is a lazy fucking cocksucker

nice list add the rest of the sunbelt

Sam, put down the fucking bottle.
You're so much better than this when you're sober. You're actually nice to be around then.

That would be the canadian version and would have ice the sun the sunbelt hockey etc. Etc.

>Stamkos at 5

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why do canadians say they're fucking dogs

>didn't even include tripniggers, namefags, or stone cold steve austin poster
Can't trust a tripnigger to do anything right

Also. Just hours ago I wanted to say max was a cool guy for just writing Winnipeg Jets on stuff but sadly for him I'm keeping max on my reserved list of names should I ever decide to abandon Sam. Not that that would ever be the case. I tried putting Sam to sleep in my journal and the page was spattered with tears, but thats beside the point. Ive had a change of heart. Max is a jets fan and most importantly that makes him my family. So I love him :)

brayden point is unbelievably overrated

Manitoban Ass seX

No. I'm just saying /hoc/ is fucking retarded to say the canes are a one off team. The isles are also a good team still even when lehner left

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@94392695
Uh that's me you tard

I'm sober right now. I'm actually feeling fine. I'm reflecting on life. What I want out of it. Maybe my jovial nature isn't showing but it's only because he's fat. I'm really trying to be nice. He's just *fat*

hey where's that casca/knights edit i requested

I never got around to it and I don't really intend to

youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

i was just going to falseflag with it anyway

like just open up MS paint and edit it for him

Why not?

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Didn't realize you were the stone cold steve austin randy poster

kakko is the bust of the first round. you heard it 100000 times

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binland

Maybe I'll do it tonight
Maybe not
We'll see

>stone cold
One of
>randy
No
I'm also the "namefag/tripfag/avatarfag"

Because they're awful, bitter fucks who tried to ruin >your country twice.
And they still have Straßburg.

@94392780
>I'm also the "namefag/tripfag/avatarfag"
That certainly explains the low quality of all your posts.

>stone cold
>One of
We can't be friends anymore.

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0 quality hockey players. french larpers in canada don't count

based me ruining friendships

I'll be more worried for the Isles without Lehner than for the Canes without McElhinney 2bqhwy

>are you just going to fart around on that silly hockey forum all offseason?
YES MOM FUCK OFF NOW

Just post them for the trigger m8. If you get mad at an image you're right. We cant be friends.

wow FUDGE OFF MOM I'M ARGUING WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS

Nations best exports for players
USA-Centers/Defenseman
Canada-Everything
Sweden-Defenseman/Wingers
F*nnland-failures
Germany-Great defenseman
Czechs-Stud playmakers
Russians-Wild card, same as canada
Lehner split starts with griess this year, so who knows if varly is able to keep the ship afloat for the isles with goaltending

unironically me

>I'm only pretending to be retarded for the epic troll
Yikes

stfu randy I'm better than you and you know it

clean your room
quite jerking off to transsexual porn
quit smoking weed
get a job

why do any of that when i already govern /hoc/ island

mountain > island

(Not) /hoc/ island is for faggots

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fuck off avatarfag

hockey is for everybody but /hoc/ island isn't for Yea Forumsies

According to Andrew Shaw it isn't for gays

wow dudes andrew copp 2x2.28 @ winnipeg wow ebin hockey discussions

It most definitely is
"""""/hoc/""""" island isnt /hoc/ at all
>

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well he's on >my team and he better get used to it. btw /hoc/ island is located on lake michigan

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literally who?

>whocaresolina

>his gimmick is trip/avatarfagging while shitting up threads for le epin /hoc/ seethe.
sam is unironically a better poster than bracket

beer or liquor tonight?
singles decide

This is known.

neither, just water
never drink your calories

vodka, of course

If you get mad at an image or post you've no one but yourself to blame. I dont have a gimmick (other than the brackets) and post anything and everything.

didn't bracket get traded? why is he still here?

Ih pretty sure his gimmick is brackets m8

the caps and bloos saved this decade

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real men drink liquor

if you feel something, anything, then it's your fault for not being a benzo addict

It's ok, he will get bullied into leaving again. The boy is a spineless coward.

I occupy many threads but /hoc/ is home
Oh more delusions.
You aren't not right

pretty good

>#NHLJets F Andrew Copp gets a 2-year deal worth $2.28 million per season in arbitration. He had asked for $2.9 million, #NHLJets offered $1.5 million. Once again, an arbitrator pretty much splits it right down the middle.
As is jets only have 15 mil to sign Laine and Connor. Should've let the slimy fucking faggot walk. Bring Burmistrov back to NA

>last time the good guys won was 2006
How grim indeed

It really hurts him to point out his cowardice

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*2019. blues saved us from a grim timeline of bawwston flooding this sacred land

>07*
:^)
>He says hiding behind anonymity
:^)

post your address then we could make this a /soc/ gathering :)

thinking bout driving to analslime to heem bracket

Should have clarified that 2006 was the last time until this year

>ducks are making the playoffs

true true, but 2018 also happened where we saw ovi just going apeshit since he finally got the cup

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I'm gonna make a /hoc/ post.

Based "ducks are making the playoffs" poster
I've posted it before
24555 los alisos Blvd Laguna hills CA

better be a good one

>apartments
floor # and room #?

Also meant for

>the stairwells actually look like the picture from when his wife tried to kill that giant spider that one time
dude what the fuck
why are you telling us where you live

gottem

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Just tell me when your here and I'll open the gate. Let me know if I should bring beers and weed or guns.
It's just the building.

I can't believe Las Vegas went to the finals. What a meme league.

Looks like the public housing I grew up in. Grim as grim can be

You can thank them for having fleury go beast mode simply because he can. tgood thing the caps knew what to do and shot them down

haha just post the floor number and i'll look for the obese spic thru my rifle's scope

Started from the bottom now we're here
Started in Atlanta now my team 4 cups nigga

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>bracket is a manlet
yep

Ground

>this is your average /hoc/poster's level of intelligence

>obese spic
He comes all the way to OC and kills the wrong dude

why isn't there a report classification for the abuse of the tripcode system

yes user it wasnt because fleury went insane against winnipeg and the offense got every fucking bounce their way. no it was because they (((outskilled them

>tripnigger is absolutely seething at the fact that he lives in a dump and everybody wants him dead

What would that even be?

Lads it’s the anniversary of the Rick Nash trade

I figure it's the love that keeps you warm
let this moment be forever
we won't ever feel the storm

>lucky bounces

****TRADE ALERT****
laffs trade garret sparks to vegass for david clarkson and a 4th round pick
this move clears 5.25M in cap space for vegass

>leaf thinking he speaks for everyone episode
Bracket is an alright dude and Laguna hills is nice.

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WTF ITS REAL HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Can they even afford David clarkson anymore?

under the cap ceiling hype WW@???
PROJECTED CAP HIT Tooltip : $80,474,999
PROJECTED LTIR USED Tooltip : $0
PROJECTED CAP SPACE Tooltip : $1,025,001

How ironic

believe it or not retard, tripcodes are for temporarily maintaining an identity in situations where it might be necessary, like when telling a story or posting images as a situation occurs so anons know which posts are authentic and which posts are fraud/trolls.
tripcodes are not for attentionwhoring and leaving on 24/7 for posts that have literally nothing to do with anything.
kys you're self

>tldr
Old defeated argument

OH NONONONO
capfriendly.com/teams/mapleleafs
HOW WILL THEY AFFORD MARNER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

LTIR you nonce

at this point, I wanna say marner jumps ship to somewhere else

The plan must be to flip the guy that they just picked up... right?

>they have 11m in Long term injury contracts
HAHAHHAHAHAJAHJA COPE

>there's a 4th staal brother that never made it to the chel and instead plays in yurop
what a bust

so both horton and clarkson will be LTIR players then? thats fucking stupid

>10m on LTIR for another year
>Their entire blueline minus Reilly needs to be re-signed next year
>Still no room for Marner
OH NONONOONONOONONONO

cope for what? the leafs unironically just increased their amount of cap space

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>laffs management

they are going to let Marner sit this year and give him 10.5 next season

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If you exceed the cap hit because of injuries you should only be allowed to sign players for vet minimum. Not the rest of the league's fault you willingly paid for damaged goods

so will the leafs basically have this as their cup or bust year?

>the leafs unironically just increased their amount of cap space
And so did Vegas? Sounds like j*w*sh sorcery. Not a fan. And definitely has no place in hockey

>Tyson Barrie is LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY a rental for ONE year
You cannot make this shit up

Yes
Except they’ll be fucked for about 7 years

if he does win them a cup, lets say, is it worth it as a rental player?

I like how they got Tavares and ended up losing in the first round again.

>And so did Vegas?
no, they took on Spark's contract. Clarkson's won't count towards the cap hit once he's placed on LTIR

>laffs took on an expiring contract AND got rid of their young backup goalie for $1m extra dollars on a 9m LTIR
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

That was last year but Nylanders ruined it

"b-but this time we had a 3-2 series lead!"

IT'S UP SAM

youtube.com/watch?v=o6zNZxRwR_M

>the leafs are now paying David clarkson and Nathan Horton 10.6M a year
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAJAHAHAJAJAHJAHAHAHAJAHAHHAHAHA

the fact that Clarkson's contract is expiring is by far the best aspect of that contract

Ya but sparks is obviously a upgrade over having an ook ook swing his banana paddle at spider pucks

>laffs are still paying kessel a 1.2 a year
Ahahhahahaha

>Leafs are still paying Kessel to play on not one but two teams for another 3 years
kek

Still not enough for marner
The jackets will offer sheet barber at 12m a year and Toronto can’t do shit

how much of that money is Phil using to buy hot dogs?

Shut the fuck up Ted

so lets assume, lets fucking assume, the leafs win not one, but two playoff series. do they think its a win or do they cope massively?
marner wouldnt want to play for columbus. be honest

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Every penny

>well Jents fans
Every time I have the misfortune of clicking a shannon video he shows a new word he can't fucking say. Nasally kike idiot.
>jets will most likely accept
It's below the walk away. It IS what he's getting paid. Fucking baffoon. Don't post again

Get this
The jackets would still have 3m in cap after doing that

dubas has set it up so they can fend off any offer sheet that would not give the leafs 4 first round picks
to get marner, another team would have to give up 4 first rounders
literally win-win for the leafs

4 picks which are basically magic beans.

Sorry Sam I just wanted to see an amusing reaction from you.

lots, the hotdogs can't be too good in Arizonia, he'll need to have drop shipments

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cool, now trade cody eakin OR holden and reaves, and sign gusev

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Every day.

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what the FUCK are the laffs doing?

burning money

who wants domingue?

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damn, vasy is only 24

4 picks which could then be used to offer sheet rantanen, tkachuk, boeser, etc

>After acquiring David Clarkson's contract, we now show the #Leafs with a projected cap hit of $82,234,699 ($734,699 above the $81.5M ceiling) with a roster of 22 (12F/8D/2G)

>Leafs can still place Horton & Clarkson on LTIR and potentially exceed the ceiling by as much as $10.55M

>laffs can only pay 10m
someone will offer sheet

>hasn't played in the league since 2016 for failing a physical (fatty)
>is eligible for LTIR
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Canes should honestly try to get him.

Reading Taylor Swift's journals? Ain't no one got time for that.

shut up chambers

Maybe I should start tripping so I don't have to keep correcting you.

anyone want to watch the Cleveland game with me?

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No. Go away.

vegass use this opportunity to sign veteran defenseman deryk engelland to a 1x700k contract, likely his last ride

Westgate Betting Point Totals
ANA 80.5
ARI 91.5
BOS 100.5
BUF 83.5
CGY 96.5
CAR 94.5
CHI 90.5
COL 100.5
CBJ 82.5
DAL 96.5
DET 76.5
EDM 85.5
FLA 96.5
LAK 74.5
MIN 84.5
MTL 89.5
NSH 97.5
NJD 88.5
NYI 94.5
NYR 88.5
OTT 68.5
PHI 90.5
PIT 95.5
SJS 94.5
STL 96.5
TBL 108.5
TOR 102.5
VAN 88.5
VGK 103.5
WPG 96.5
WSH 97.5

>only on youtube

Reporter: Jesse you are the hero
bulju: Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.
Reporter: yes you're very strong
Bulju: I'm the biggest star in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register.

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who here /notincaphell/

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I came

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There is nothing wrong with using a trip code

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bit racist m8

/caphellinacell/

Westgate Stan Lee Odds
TBL 6/1
VGK 7/1
TOR, COL 10/1
BOS 14/1
STL 16/1
DAL, WSH, CGY, NSH, FLA 20/1
SJS, PIT, WPG 25/1
NYI, NYR, NJD, CAR, ARI 30/1
VAN 40/1
PHI, CHI, EDM 50/1
MTL 60/1
BUF 80/1
CBJ, MIN, DET, ANA, LAK 100/1
OTT 500/1

Yeah, I know =D

Seattle ______

is the cap this complicated in other sports? I dont follow them enough to know

Shouldn't Tampa's be 0/4?

Sea Cattle

Ice Hockey Team Yet To Be Officially Named

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twitter.com/EarlSchwartz27/status/1153799226175848454

good explanation of the leafs/knights trade
tl;dr Dubas is preparing for the possibility of Marner not starting the season while denying Marner his increasing leverage towards the beginning of the season

Might drop a cheeky 20 on ottawa

>a bet of $0 gets you $4
still wouldnt take those odds

Seattle Shitbirds

I already know that >my team is missing the ploffs, thank you

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iirc it plays a moderate role in football and teams practically ignore it in basketball

Should be why.

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twitter.com/i/status/1152584874932482048

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Drinking lads

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the nba is a soft cap yeah? might as well have no cap at that point

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no one cares about tweet you wrote

>Drinking lads
bit gay desu

Does Sam own Sam's Club?

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This is animal abuse

sorted
TBL 108.5
VGK 103.5
TOR 102.5
BOS 100.5
COL 100.5
NSH 97.5
WSH 97.5
CGY 96.5
DAL 96.5
FLA 96.5
STL 96.5
WPG 96.5
PIT 95.5
CAR 94.5
NYI 94.5
SJS 94.5
ARI 91.5
CHI 90.5
PHI 90.5
MTL 89.5
NJD 88.5
NYR 88.5
VAN 88.5
EDM85.5
MIN 84.5
BUF 83.5
CBJ 82.5
ANA 80.5
DET 76.5
LAK 74.5
OTT 68.5

>colorado too high
>nashville too high
>florida a bit to high
>carolina too low
>san jose a bit too low
>chicago too high
>edmonton a bit too low
>columbus too low
>los angeles a bit too low

>implying the avs won't be in cap hell soon

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That nigga can’t even get a membership

youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg

It's all going to depend on how much Rantanen asks for, and I doubt he'll go over 8m max
Even then there's going to be 4m coming back next season after the Orpik buyout and the Barrie rental expire

What order is this in?

just thought of the funniest thing

Alphabetical

BING BING WAHOOO

alphabetical

Haha

When is Kansas City getting a team?

Hehe

Boom bam boo doo doo boo DAM boo daaam SOLO!!!!!! WIDDLY WAAAAAAAAAH BWOW boo doo bah deh woh waaah boo boo boom bwah WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Can I get a
>rags

Hoho

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So that would leave us with

>A1 Tampa Bay
>A2 Toronto
>A3 Boston

>M1 Washington
>M2 Pittsburgh
>M3 Carolina

>eW1 Florida
>eW2 NY Islanders

>P1 Vegas
>P2 Calgary
>P3 San Jose

>C1 Colorado
>C2 Nashville
>C3 Dallas

>wW1 St. Louis
>wW2 Winnipeg

And give us 1st-round match-ups of

>Tampa Bay / NY Islanders
>Toronto / Boston
>Washington / Florida
>Pittsburgh / Carolina

>Vegas / Winnipeg
>Calgary / San Jose
>Colorado / St. Louis
>Nashville / Dallas

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>Sunbelt playoffs

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After Quebec City

Oh baby, that's rockin'

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it was the leafs winning the stanley cup

heh

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that IS funny

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very comedic trips

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It's still better than Wild

i suspect Sockeyes with a memorial S for the Mets
>that's just me thinking about ice in Seattle, though

Yikes jackets is under all the way

gottem

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Just had a nice comfy downpour

what color was it

my leafs :)

>

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Ducks are missing the playoffs this season

>analslime

seething and obsessed

Dark yellow

>that playoffs
peak r*ddit wet dream

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How would you know?

because they want florida in badly

Just had a nice comfy power outage

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Lads

Is wearing dad sneakers acceptable when you are under 40?

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finna get stoned

Torilla tavataan :D

Who cares?

only blacks care about shoes

I don't want to be made fun of

Just won $20 on a $3 scratchy give me your business ideas lads

when was the last time NHL traded a player because they wanted to improve the team?

every trade is cap shit

by who?
being an adult means being alone ALOT, if you're not raising family
get use to not giving a shit about what other people think, especially the youth

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Niederreiter for Rask.

saw this faggot under 40 wearing dad sneakers today. lmao what a faggot.

>please don't make fun of my pants, cool kids
PULL UP YOUR PANTS

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I just wear whatever shoes I can get because my feet are 7E in width.

Next time throw rocks at him.

TED FROM AKRON
*clap clap clapclapclap*

>when you're 1.7 mil over the cap and have to resign marner for 11 mil

lakai.com/collections/shoes/products/riley-2-tobacco-synthetic-nubuck-ms1190091a00

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seattle totems or seattle sockeyes?

Nope.
Also, there's some weird issue with the part of my foot that's parallel to the arch but on the outside of the foot, where they're longer or go further back than they're supposed to proportionally, so finding shoes that really fit me is basically impossible. I'll just have to become rich and then get all of my shoes custom-made by a cobbler.

But I haven't been able to wear skates in years because of it. Weep for me.

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Seattle Suckshits

Hit the gym
Gain height
Get a clue

no pinheads allowed

I'm fit, and I'm probably taller than most of the people here.
I don't have fat feet, I have wide feet.

>/athletes/ on ice skates

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Unironically Neal for Lucic. Mind you, Lucic will still be shit, but Neal ought to hit 20 goals again.

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See if places like good feet can make inserts for skates

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t. 5’6” and tallest in the family

6'1.5" but okay

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I wonder why colored blade holders didn't take off more. Wayne rocked the blue ones in Edmonton.

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Totems

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Lads,

Please see your podiatrist if your skates aren't fitting correctly; don't become a statistic

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youtube.com/watch?v=uKgK91zCq44

They were a pain in the ass if you need to break the skate down
>extra pain in the ass for everyday maintenance

Sockeyes

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there are places (even the skate company themselves sometimes), that can help with custom fitting your skates. But yeah, it'll cost you, but its possible
>t. 6'6" and had my skates fitted properly

That image is just another way of saying >n-no you which is still not an argument

the hell was wrong with that cleveland logo

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it has Ohio in it

Why would they be more a pain in the ass more than the white and black ones? Less availability?

>But yeah, it'll cost you
The cheapest I've seen for what I'd need starts around $2,000.
Might honestly be better to just start off with a normal skate and then start doing custom work on it myself, or to get some guy who can do the work for less than the price difference.

I gave you an answer in the fucking post, but I'll give you another (you) since I can see you need it so badly.

it's just the logo for the worst team in NHL history.

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it not about availability, it's about having to do the maintenance yourself
>over and over again
one less piece, less work to do

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ya shook
ya fragile
ya won’t make it

christ man $2000??? Do some more research my man, i find it hard to believe you'd have to pay that much, thats nuts. Local rink cant give you some help in some way? At least refer you to some place that can do it?

It's not an extra piece. It's just a different color blade holder.

>mandrama posting

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was it worse than, say, the buffaslug or fisherman?

>Local rink cant give you some help in some way?
Haven't gotten that far. I've had too much else going on to seriously pursue getting this done.
But, because of where I live, I kind of doubt it.

Where

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...

great dude
whatever, have fun...

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>>/hoc/

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fuck off and die

Young Man,

Apologize, and then go to bed.

this simp is getting worked into a shoot in only two spots lmao

The Crusaders were cooler.

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youtube.com/watch?v=BdS0c-_-Q6s

I believe This Year will be the year, /hoc/, I truly do

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>worst team in NHL history
that would be a tie between the sabres and the canucks

die

>are year

You are only making it worse for yourself.. say you're sorry and go to bed, user

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Sing me a song /hoc/

youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU

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die

>harapos

youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

Anyway... hockey..

>In January 1977, Swig hinted the team might not finish the season because of payroll difficulties. He asked the board of governors for a bailout. The board turned down Swig's request almost out of hand. At the time, no one in the NHL offices believed that the Barons' situation was nearly as dire as Swig claimed. No NHL team had folded since the Montreal Maroons had their franchise formally canceled in 1947 after not icing a team since 1938. No team had folded in mid-season since the Montreal Wanderers disbanded during the NHL's inaugural season in 1917-18 after their arena burned down. The situation quickly deteriorated and team workers went unpaid for two months. The bottom fell out in February, when the team missed two payrolls. The league seriously considered folding the team and holding a dispersal draft for the players; by then, some of the Barons' players were actively being courted by other teams. By February 18, the players had lost their patience, and threatened to not take the ice for their game against the Colorado Rockies. Wanting to avoid the embarrassment of a player strike, as well as a team folding at mid-season (the latter had previously happened in the rival WHA), the league and the NHLPA made a last-minute $1.3 million loan to allow the Barons to finish the season.

>getting THIS worked by Yea Forums

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...is fucking........... gay

I wipe my hands of you
Take your thing and leave, you're no longer welcome

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Based Grandpa laying the smackdown

die

two of those make dice

Is there another wrestlething going on?

>that's great
I used to watch those...

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that's special

Thank you for sharing

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rejoice >laffs nation, David Clarkson is back!

cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/nhl-leafs-clarkson-sparks-golden-knights-1.5222582?fbclid=IwAR2Tq9yF7BMKyUWyLb1dD06qPQk8TfQQG2SYDEATbhQGBns_wB7pRaBh9x4

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

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"comfy is just a code word for boring desu" is just code for a cry for help desu

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight

>mfw I have a nice comfy coma and need resuscitation

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unironically this

>make literally zero effort to find affordable, well fitting skates
>it costs 2,000$ and I dont really want to look anywhere else

Jesus saves

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AFTERNOON DELIGHT

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who was the better great one? Gretzky or lemieux?

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I could correct you, but I know that it doesn't do anything.

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Who are you quoting

Children behave, that's what they say when we're together
And watch how you play
They don't understand
And so we're
Running just as fast as we can, holding on to one another hands
Trying to get away into the night and then you put your arms around me
And we tumble to the ground and then you say
I think we're alone now,
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now,
The beating of our hearts is the only sound

What is the problem with fit? Are the Bauer Nexus series not wide enough?

>I enjoy the fact that my spelling and grammatical errors bother you; sometimes I do it intentionally
>I enjoy bother you

Would you like to get a coffee?

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Literal boomer song
But a good one

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Better than probably 97% of songs recorded since then

Wasn't talking to you.

mom, please

grose

maybe he had a stroke

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late night coffee

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Shakespeare, and I'm almost sure of it this time...

man, the 1970s-1980s NHL was a clusterfuck

>drinking the liquid jew

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got a good repost im going to make next thread

*throws a crate of tea into the nearest harbor*

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Wasnt the barons issue not being even in fucking cleveland?

>late night

I'll be watching, I'm sure you'll do great, honey

it is for me

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just thought about taytay and my penis got hard

if its disappointing I will personally come find you

Go to bed boomer

saw this post and my peepee got hard

I got the next thread ready to go at the click of a button

don't worry lads, i'll make the next thread

can't, hafta stay up til midnight this time

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The next thread? Yea I've got it, so what

i'm thinkin FUCK NEXT THREAD
IN ITS ASS
WHEN I SEE THAT MOTHA I'MMA BLAST

drinkin some beers tonight lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2-b_opVTo

Thinking about regrets and misses opportunities

thinkin bout that handle i drank through today... gonna needta get anohter one

thinking about my hot milf coworker

thinking bout that time >we didn't win the stanley cup

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>rags

vacation tomrrow!

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>no sports on

PEDpedal is

Awwww shit boys, time to go to the amusement park
youtube.com/watch?v=fw5f1TAUvio

Based

based

i'm sorry there's no fucking way this was trending worldwide

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/hoc/ runs twitter

who's buck?

what makes you happy?

slow news day

>leafs offseason "moves" consist of trading your dogshit backup for someone who can't even dress

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sneed

hockey, nature, DUDE, outdoors in general, good food, music, vidya, off the top of my head

imagining brazilians turks and koreans talking about the ins and outs of the vegas salary cap situation

just offersheet marner already

marry me

>#TheArcher

Ur french

i think it's funny how draisaitl is supposed to be a center but the oilers can't even make that work so they just have 3 dogshit lines

can we be hetero-lifemates
like jay and silent bob

>Toronto tries to trade Tavares back to the Islanders to free up cap space for Marner

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>world wide trends relevant to you
based retard not knowing what an algorithm is

hi hoc

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but who would they give up? barzal?

...
...
that's a boy, isn't it?

i don't log in though

tavares for dal colle straight

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what's the point of choosing the location if it will all be from your area anyway?

Tavares for Sebastian Aho (SWE) and a 5th.

Gonna need to see some ID, little... um... girl?

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komarov + 4th

now i am too
:(

I wish

so the botnet has more information on you

It’s been so long, you thought I left you.
But I was in jail with my nephew.
I needed that bail so I kept Jews.
I bet you thought I’d let you, take my name, my game, and making my money that thang.
You’ve got to understand, that /hoc/ lad is the man

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I should've known

based /hoc/ chads seeing right through this simp's tricks

WHERE MY MOUNTAIN CHADs

dunno must be new twitter update

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get lost tranny zealander

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he cute as hell now

Headed off to bed so I can keep reading my third book.
Of the three groups of characters that the book is following following, /bestgirl/ gets the least amount of time, even though at this point it seems like she's just gone AWOL and is going wherever she wants to. Followed by the main characters that everybody knows and likes, with barely more time devoted to them, but so far all we've gotten to see is them sitting around and talking about this plan for some job that they've going to do eventually, but never actually going and doing it. And the group with the most amount of time given to them are a bunch of generic moralfag deserters who just happen to stumble across another random adventure every five feet.
At least it's not as excruciatingly slow as the last book. Plus, I'm just over a third of the way into it, so there's still plenty of time for stuff to happen.

Good night, /hoc/.

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is having sex with this considered gay?

1000%

>is sex with man gay

sounds like YA trash

I've started forcing myself to put away the computer and read again before bed lad. Goodnight, enjoy ya book.

what if the balls are cut?

having sex with a man is indeed gay

why the fuck does the p*lish lady at her drug store keep carding me? i'll just drive a few minutes down the road to the based indian man who never cards and always has dried limes available

>he doesn’t know it’s only gay if your balls touch

It's not. I'm just being as uncharitable to it as possible because I'm kind of annoyed by some of the recent contrivances in it.
But it's by no means bad. Might even call it "good" by the end of it.

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just take your id out and shut the fuck up about this non issue

>i'll just drive a few minutes down the road to the based indian man who never cards
this is what i do. based jessie and qt indian wife

everybody knows polish ladies are protective about their limes.

*drives to the indian man who sees it as a non issue*

sounds like it sucks, why are you reading it?

im watching some show called party down from like 2009 and stormy daniels is in one episode lmao

>94396848

best off season film?

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i see this place went to shit again in my absence

you're not helping

who said i wanted to improve things

It was actually quite pleasant without you Sam

star wars episode viii - the last jedi

>/hoc/ island
based
>/hoc/ moutain
cringe

your condescending tone in your first post clued me in

Mrs. Doubtfire

Best post of the day.

No one missed you, Gurdeep.
You can go back to masturbating into your Tavares jersey.

Would rather spend an entire lifetime with Sam than one more day of randy

Someone;
should start up a stream somewhere; where they don't give a shit what you stream, and just stream the best stuff for /hoc/, off season entertaining shit
highlights from NHL and other leagues; movies; maybe some clips shows, requests and such
You know, hockey related stuff... but on a stream
>for the entire off season

Trends are relevant to your own interests dumbass

>anime
>book

You should be fucking ashamed to suggest this even ironically.

If you want the story of what happened after episode 6, read the EU.

finland would end up streaming cp

Make a new thread or I'll blow this one up

FUCK E*ROPE

naw im sad that i didnt have a bigger hand in the descent

we literally have that. no one uses it anymore

the only things i've ever looked at on twitter is nazi stuff

we have a channel on cytube where we watch movies and youtube videos

NO
requests don't just automatically appear, magically
>dun kompf

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new

>sunbelt banter

oh, that sounds fun
link?

www.childporn.com

Based Shannonposter

No, he's doing it right

You had the Scouts. That's all you get.

There's no "s" on the end retards

Based

like this user
>ραγkς