/heem/

When I hit guys they don't wake up

bethe is fighting in mexico she'll look better decapitated

Champ Shit Only

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El Cucuy bless

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Both of these absolute shitters beat Schaub.

Why is flushed franky maineventing? What a shit card and mismatch, cyborg via tko and holloway ml is freeeeee money

Didn't Frankie already murdered Yair?

THREAD THEME: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

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I still believe Aldo is fighting Yair on the new Mexico card. With Ortega vs KZ as the main and Kattar vs Stephens for the Boston card. So maybe Emmett in Moscow?

>dustbin fighting khabib instead of tony

I invented this

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It's official

UFC Fight Night Boston October 18th: Weidman vs Reyes

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1153770618791190528

wikifeet is in the episode
youtube.com/watch?v=Dd4RX1udvpA

Blesseth

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is gayes good? i hope he knocks weidcan out

Let the flushing commence

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Nope

Weidman wouldn't even beat osp though

WHO IS THIS FUCKING GODDESS

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME

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Wake up, Jon

jade rivera

>the absolute state of UFC 240

Dicey dicey. I might not even watch this for free.

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That's Frankie "The Answer Edgar", former UFC Lightweight champion. He's fighting this Saturday on ESPN+, you can order the PPV her: plus.espn.com/

Wake up, Henry

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I"M FUCKIN SERIOUS MAN WHO IS SHE MY DICK IS ROCK HFUCKING HARD

based weidman offering himself to get knocked out cold one more time for the fans

she's 13 you sick fucking pedo

jade rivera. daughter of steve rivera. steve rivera is frankie edgar's wrestling coach.

IM GONNA FILL HER UP YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT

I bet you wouldn't say that to my face

>Rockhold
>Garbrandt
What are some more fighters that just never learn?

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DONT SPEAK FOR ME YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT LETS TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE MAT HOMMIE

Weedmon
Vick

BJ Penn

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>divorced
>cucked
>son Tuber is unironically a develpentally-challenged nigger
Gee willikers B, what a winner!

bumson

max holloway is a fucking cutbabby

I would insert my penile shaft not only into schaub's "wife" but also into schaub's wife's mother

Not only are you incredibly wrong, you're also an edgy teenager loser.

Slob is divorced?

Gay.

Arlovski fought like a tekken character. I almost want to make webms of his spinning punches.

how about shaubs son

this is what american families will look like (including for the negro tattoo artist bull lurking outside of the shot) in 2040 and it's beautiful!

OOF

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Can you prove he is not?

I'm an incredibly right, edgy non-teenager.

cringe

weidman was never good

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checked

Seethe.

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based

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How would she do in BJJ? Check out the one minute mark for some of her amazong dexterity.

efukt.com/22866_Making_the_Impossible_Possible.html

top 5 with 6 months training

askren is just lowering masvidal's guard for the big money rematch in 2021

Deigo Canchez

>gastelum's 1 highlight from that entire fight
OOF

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k1 maia

I thought Weidman would take this easily then I remembered it was at LHW
He should still win though, don't rate Reyes that much

fatassbum is his only win and he fucking got saved by the bell lmao i hope chris weidman dies in the octagon just kidding god bless

y'all need jesus

Chris Weidman was never good.

if i was maxim dadashev i would have simply gotten hit in the head less

lol i was joking when i said felicia spencer looks like an out of shape teacher but she literally is a teacher and her fiance is a convicted arson and thief what a loser!

>and he fucking got saved by the bell
he wasn't even close to out
>t.would have stopped the Till masvidal in the first

incorrect
he was a decent fighter until he threw one spinning back kick and had his chin deleted and brain scrambled permanently by the still relatively uncucked Rockhold

I would have gotten hit more or the same amount but I wouldn't have died because I'm not a pussyo
god rest his soul and he'll be missed

imagine she's your teacher and you watch her get flushed on ufc one day before she's supposed to grade your final exam

Gastelum's head movement is fucking great there, though.

join the team is over let it go he fucking sucks

>khabib cuts 37 pounds
this sport is a fucking joke

No more runs at the strap, pop.

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>relatively uncucked
>the laughing stock of the MMA community which is coincidentally the only sphere in which he is relevant
>memed as Yoel's gay lover
>hated for his arrogance
>heemed by a Polish plumber
At least he has his modeling.

>"German" (Turkish) Khabib nuthugger incoming in 3,2,1...

at the time obviously you nonce
he's beyond cucked, he got flushed by a single shot from a volume striker and then got gadooshed

>yes baby

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team tiramisu trembling tony time tick tock
#snapintuit #snapdowncity #teamtiramisu #tonytimebitches

If you wanted to avoid ambiguities, you should have said "by the THEN relatively uncucked..." you absolute amateur. Learn the language, you invented it.

Based serial b8 artist

luke is more flushed than BJ. That bouncer probably would have gadooshed luke

So fucking kino

delet

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Chael was the WEC champ though, he beat the champ when the champ had an illegal advantage over him. What it says on paper doesn't matter.

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Glad you see it my way, lithcuck. Gotta keep these bongs in check, they get uppity from time to time and think they matter.

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is that mirko?

Of course, you should recognise that hairline from a mile away.

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gooby unironically

Took me 15 minutes
He never screamed GAAAH while being KO'd

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Dustin heems Tony in the first.

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could be easily 16

instagram.com/hannahgoldy/
new ufc fighter fighting on the next ESPN card
pretty good core for a mom!

Her dad is Frankie's wrestling coach he's 50 his daughter sitting with Frankie is 18

Is this the natty mom limit?

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how long can this go

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here's hannah's first opponent
instagram.com/mirandagranger/

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>"God is crazy about me"
what does she mean by this?

Not interested then

claimed

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Hit pads today for the first time in weeks and I gassed out after barely 20 minutes. My cardio is trash.

wait this fucking bum didnt get the contract from the danas heem show but the normal way after that pathetic performance. kek

>heem talking about wmma
go jerk off to muscle roided freak dykes somewhere else you losers, go back to female bodybuilding competitions, heem is for real fighters.

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instagram.com/p/BwiQeMHgQlH/
wake up men, it's all over.

Why cant gina show up like this to her sons basketball games?

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costa is a roided up shitter

yeah but hes not a girl

why did it take posting about wmma for you to start posting lol

Spoken like a true CAN

i feel you i'd be flushed if i tried walking for 20 minutes

Frankie edgar is maineventing? hahahaha, canada really does get cucked all the time. For all you newfags who always end up losing money, let me give you a free one, just like i told you fags to bet on leon to win via decision @ 2.62 odds, bet on holloway to win via decision, odds won't be as juicy as previous one but still free money. Oh you can parlay it with cyborg TKO, enjoy.

guys can we chill on the woman "MMA" talk... Ive had the Ladds all day

Yall niggas wanna watch a gypsy bareknuckle boxing fued between two rival families? Lol

Its going live on fb soon

How would he do at flyweight?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbQZ4FGv9ug

You don't think Max can put Pedgar away?

get fit m8 srs and train mma and heem me

Ughm, 100%, my man, I agree, but I disagree

hope everyone bet on GDR flushing Ladd like i repeated in every thread for a week leading up to the "fight"

sick of ugly dykes popping up every other post, makes me want to vomit every time i see their roided out clits in bikinis and some faggot jerking himself off to how bad he wants to get dommed by her

boarder collies are the most JUST dog breed of all time

Sorry bro it was the latest news on mmajunkie

PVZ heems you unironically

Weidman gets Luke'd

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Singles and max wins

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Dont worry he probably dies in his next weight cut and eternally heems himself

why not post the link faggot

beady eyes much?
somebody lied to you sister you better sit yourself down

Possibly, holloway is either winning decision or TKO, ortega hits harder than holloway but since holloway beat ortega who beat frankie, ye frankie has no chance. TKO is obviously the more logical bet but i have a gut feeling it will be a decision, so it's whatever u want to bet on. ML holloway is like 1.25, shit odds so u gotta take risk either way if u choose what method he wins.

i hope this chupacabra looking retard experiences kidney failure shame on him for being a cut baby

post gf

>no chance
this isn't karolina vs. claudia

Anyone still taking picks for DWTNCS?

There is no link yet theyve only facetimed eachother now and agreed on whos fighting who 3 fights.

3 brothers vs a father, his son and his son in law.

no

please someone do it

Ramazan Kuramagomedov vs. Jordan Williams
Terrance McKinney vs. Sean Woodson
Christian Lohsen vs. J.J. Okanovich
Jamahal Hill vs. Alexander Poppeck
Kamuela Kirk vs. Billy Quarantillo

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[-]

45 days until Diarrheabib gets knocked out and his jaw shattered by Poirier

lol what the fuck. Are they fighting in a parking lot or something?

>4 of 5

Williams
McKinney
Okanovich
Hill
Quarantillo

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Ramazan
McKinney
Lohsen
Hill
Kirk

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alright that's the only one you get none of your usual antics lol

Yeah probably a back alley kek

Khabib Guy
Terrance
Lohsen
Hill
Kirk

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Ramazan
McKinney
Lohsen
Hill
Kirk

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this is the BEST move for conor right FUCKING now

>goes down to 145 with help of USADA’s approved supplements
>heems holloway
>ThEkinG Is bAck
>calls out porier who already heemed khabib
>heems him and becomes the double champ and does what the fook he wants
>calls out khabib but then fights nate in the biggest card of 2020 with 3 title fights and spicy undercard
>makes millions
>calls khabib again but goes to boxing to heem canelo or paquiao maybe rematch with floyd
>makes billions
>khabib cries for rematch but they feed him to tony and gets flushed back to his farm and make a suicide bomb attack on a fight night
>conor retires as the greatest of all time makes reddit and Yea Forums sethe then some years in the future becomes the new UFC president

rate this timeline

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why do ufc fans like jimmy kimmel so much?

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Paige Slutten is no dyke, quite the opposite actually

he's actually funny when he's strictly talking about sports

Anyone who knows about terrance mckinney and sean woods pitch in, how likely is it this fight goes the distance? sean woods is 6'2 and took this on short notice, undefeated 5-0 against mckinney who is 6-1 (only loss is leg injury) and has submitted everyone he's fought. I think sean can defend well and he's 6'2 and possibly this goes the distance after mckinney tries to submit but fails.

which one is the black one?

Watching you and the americuck seethe about khabib is f u n n y, eternally seething cucks.

low iq

who do you think? "Terrance Mckinney", what whiteguy is gonna be named terrance

lol
kimmel what are you doing in england

Are you the Switzerland guy that picked Till to beat Masvidal and then Wonderboy to beat Pettis

Why does anyone like that insufferable cunt?
Since Letterman retired, the only late night guy that's even watchable is Conan.

What time does Dana's acronym start?

the haiti guy? lol

40 minutes

Ben Askren vs Demian Maia announced for September.

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1153807027287670791

I've known white guys named terrance.

Wow, my birth month is the beginning of my boy's redemption arc.
Thanks Dana

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maia by ko

Thanks that information was surprisingly hard to find

If Canor could make 145lb, he wouldn't be fighting exclusively on twatter these days.

>what whiteguy is gonna be named terrance
I think you'd be surprised

>gets knocked out so hard he starts fencing

>set to fight 2 months later

Did Dana not just see the news about Dadashev?

Nah, Maia's good but even in his last fight you could tell he's really slowed down now.

This is basically a perfect fight for Ben. Won't take too much damage on the feet, mostly a grappling battle and his camp have already studied Maia for Woodley/Maia. He should take it, I don't see Maia stopping too much of the wrestling

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That shit gay man I ain't doing that

>oh man I can't wait for this fig-

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k1 maia finna knock askrens head off

A single high level grappling fight between bangers is always great

Kurmagomedov
McKinney
Bosnian Bomber
Hill
Billy

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well ben it turns out you're the biggest can of shit we've signed since aspen ladd you're wrestling maia

I could see Maia sweeping him from half guard all day, Ben is very loose and wild with his positioning and transitions

Imagine she bends you over her desk and milks your cock in her office after school haha wouldn't that be weird ha

I think people underrate Rim Asscan a bit.

He beat Robbie Lawler, former welterweight champ and he beat Douglas Lima and Andrey Koreshkov.

He's a nightmare match-up for Maia.

3 piece with the soda

nothing will ever top maia knocking out ben, fucking glass jawed loser

Genuinely curious to see how fucked up Askren is

I thought they might make this for Askren's debut just to make him look like an asshole

I say this as a Funky Ben dick rider, but who has Doublas Lima and Andrey Koreshkov ever beaten and what have they ever accomplished to earn the acclaim they receive?

>fighter comes comes out
>generic hip hop plays

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Nah, Maia doesn't doesn't have that strength and explosiveness, I think he'll be kept in certain positions, and will be unable to land his own takedowns.
I just see Ben having a bit of a strength advantage, which is pretty significant when grappling

Gaymien kaka

I think Ponzinibbio is USADA'd, I forgot they don't have to announce it anymore.

i could heem everyone in this thread except the person reading this

ali is such a faggot

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I predict we get the most boring hugfest in UFC history.

I'd take any one of you to a controversial split decision

Khabib vs Ferguson because Khabib would make it look easy and it would be hilarious.

*ducks tony....AGAIN*

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??? unlike the swiss who picked smiff, i don't use vpn's to change my ip, no i didn't make those picks.

Ali making the Tony fanboys seethe

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Oh it had a similar presentation

Picks are done. Told you there are 5 non-casuals on /heem/.

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have sex (but not with a goat pls)

He always has that in his pocket and is definitely strong enough, Askren would really have to wear on him or beat him up on the ground to nullify that imo, guys like Colby, Usman, and Woodley stuffed Maia and softened him up on the feet to slow him down, even then it wasn’t until later in those fights other than Woodley did they engage Maias guard

Askren could use a longer break, but I'm happy to see him fight again.

Not even going to be an issue. Poirier is gonna take a fat Saudi sheikh style shit down Diarrheabib’s throat after Dustin heems him

>rocky theme

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6*, i've been banned for the last 2 weeks so someone had to take my place kek.

Why are you so obsessed with Tony

remember when herb stopped the aspen fight but not the lawler askren fight lol

Ali is money hungry slime, he'd have Khabib fight Justin Bieber before risking him against Tony.

The Suarez meme got exposed, glad it did.

You win the story of the fight, but I'll win the Director's Cut.

having a favorite fighter is being obsessed?

Herb bets on fights. You can’t convince me otherwise.

based

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Which fighter has the ugliest wife?

My vote goes holloway

heh she got cucked out of a title shot, barely beating nina and her other wins + tuf is better than the korean zombie's ufc record

this past year has 100% convinced me of that

His face looks so old, god damn, he used to be handsome

cutbeeby

He's still young as fuck, he's ruined himself with whisky and coke.

tecia torres

Thoughts on moving to Dagestan to study Sambo?

or just go back in time and become a high school wrestler

it's just genetics you can be a degenerate like him and older and still look like a teenager on the outside

I hope you're an insanely good athlete and don't mind never seeing a woman.

He had the over in the like vs weidman fight and the time Dolloway fought in Russia

max has a wife??
my vote is for andrade

>its a dominick cruz commentating a low level mma fight episode

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His fight against cowboy was the 1st time you saw him fight live wasn't it

nina ansaroff

Ex-wife so it doesn't count

Contender series is live

It's moments like these that I'm grateful for UFC on ESPN+ FightPass.

*pegs you with her clit*

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>still picture
>"kino"
>american education

McKinney vs woods fight goes the distance. 2.8

lets see some kino finishes tonight boys, im talking MAD dana pilled.

The fucking STATE of UFC 240

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>implying any here ever graduated anything past middle school

it's something to do if you live there but:
plus.espn.com/ufc/ppv
$80 to watch at home lmao no.

Billy money line is at 4.0 and I think he is going to win

>RING

its truly a garbage PPV, holloways fun to watch but hes fighting frankie edgar lmao who can get excited for that fight

>Imagine paying money indirectly to Disney
lad, just search crack streams...

0/10

A better timeline is Conor doesn't hold up LW for 2 years, actually defends his belts, challenges Woodley at WW and becomes the one and only Triple Champ

stop poisoning this place

XD

maybe, it's going to a decision but 4.0 odds are insane, don't know where you're getting them. Normal odds are like 2.5-3 for kirk?

not kirk, i meant billy*

i dont even pay attention to fights once it goes to the ground lmao

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just steal it without the bs rationalization
>oh i totally wouldn't shoplift but it's walmart they can take the hit
shut up, steal the batteries and go home

>it's in
>oh yeah it's in
>he's got it deep
>that's in DEEP

it's not stealing, they never lost money. if there were no streams i wouldn't watch ufc.

KIRK IS GASSED

HEEM THIS NIGGA

On Bovada and billy is looking good right now

see now that's reasonable, you degenerate criminal

Someone was asking who the favourite prelim fighter is, not so much a prelim fighter anymore but mine is Bryan Barbarena, he has a crazy powerful punch, is the only guy to knockdown Edwards and Luque and is just always entertaining.

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FUCKING HERB ALMOST SHIT STOPPAGE AGAIN

High-level kickboxing match incoming.

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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Dan ige is pretty based

GSP is the GOAT and has name brand value. He would be a gold star on Khabib's resume but even a loss to GSP wouldn't hurt because he is the GOAT.

Sperguson is a scrappy Mexican can crusher on a streak but nobody knows about him, and when he gets flushed nobody will care.

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FUCKING SHIT STOPPAGE I HATE HERB BEAN

>no canadian around to goof the picks
this is going to be a long night

It's worse than the fight nights in the weeks around it

>4 seconds left
>fitzretard: "CAN HE FINISH HIM BEFORE THE END OF THE R-" >*BRRRRrrrrt*
Fucking hate this Goldberg replacement.

He's fine. He'll get better. I like him.

im only staying around for my boy dom

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how was it shit? kirk was taking damage and not fighting back for atleast 2 minutes. He was completely gassed and would have been badly hurt if it continued.

HE DIDNT EVEN GET DROPPED FUCK THIS FUCKING "SPORT" boxers fight till they fucking die but in mma it takes one cut

How can a semi-rich, semi-famous dude standing next to four whores look like such a fucking virgin, is he doing it on purpose as part of his whole alt-right loser troll persona?

Did anyone ever make a webm of Barbarena dropping Luque?

keep paying Ironberg :)

at least i can watch laura sanko in a dress

i never watched the memetender series how is it

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Cut stoppages are rare in mma but they happen a lot in Boxing

a better version of tuf

Knuckle Up is an interesting look into the travellers life in the UK

Remember when he tapped Sage and dd the world's shittiest flip

bam bam nigga

Billy keeping the picks alive

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You'll just have to pry up that espn subscription and see.

stop breaking the law asshole

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tuf is really dogshit

Okay, you convinced me

This guys a lil too dark to be a 'jamal'

Alt-rights are the alpha male dude bros in America, which is his persona

I wish we could clone Yoel and instead of these guys fighting each other to get into the UFC you have to fight Yoel and if you don't get finished you can join the UFC, men/women/any weight has to fight Yoel ofc.

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these promos are so fucking cringe when u see how hard they suck inside the cage

first fight and my picks are heemed, fucking hell kirk u absolute meme. I know kirk is better than this but he just didn't perform and he was up against someone willing to die to get that ufc contract. This is what happens when u blow all your load in the first round and still fail to finish.

>nerd faggots from /pol/ are alpha males
Big cringe.

Its low level mma but with an 'american idol' twist on it

god i wanna fuck Jynx Maze

UFC's new Goof Dome is actually pretty genius when you think about it, they can cut out the middleman by hosting cards in their own arena

>JAWMAHWL IS A NIGGER

it should be dana reffing all the matches. dana is a real man, he's got the fucking balls to stand them back up when they go to the ground. based dana.

JAMAWL IS FIGHTING, IS BRENDAN IN THE CROWD???
I don't see this fight goes the distance.

Wait a minute that's not the guy that cut my hair.

german better not get cucked by a nig

Germans aren't good fighters

Is my boy Cruz ever coming back bros?

typical nigger

fighting in this graveyard quiet arena seems more intimidating than in a loud ass arena desu

He'll be back for 1 fight and then he retires for good.

Got a good cardio workout this morning with two mig- ..west freaks and I had to send them on the magnificent mile on the sh- ..walk of shame!

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this is a good fight, these boys have power

water is wet
niggers are cheaters

not a racist but this nig is literally a nig inside the cage.

ASIAN'D

Is there anything more pathetic in mma than being a bodylet?

everybody cheats. the entire roster is on steroids. the natty goat is a lie.

Would be nice if you lads could tone down the racism while my son browses the thread. Thanks

new thread:
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this nig is a meme, he's getting heemed when he fights someone half decent.

Why are yuros so bad at fighting

*ahem* blacked

Nigs love abusing their monkey arms reach

a large portion of able bodied german men were killed in the war. all they have left are cucks and russian rape babies. and turks.

Not a single good mma gym outside of america and brazil

>6 kids
niggers really have no sense of responsibility huh

Anyone have the spicy bangers list?

i sincerely hope you're not the brit giving surefire betting advice lol

He's fighting to provide for his, what are YOU doing that's so laudable, maplenigger?

how do they measure reach? i have long monkey arms, maybe you'll see me next tuesday

blond men are physically inferior
explains the lack of blond/western european boxing and mma champions

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I'm trying to think of my 10 favourite fights but just can't, my brain goes blank.

>tape isn't even straight

being not a nigger

Damn that makes sense. Why doesn't Dana build a performance institute in France or somewhere like that

niggers have a higher ape index
who wouldve guessed

why doesn't he build one in my town

these promos are literal trash why dont they just put more fights

>he thinks the (((ufc performance institute))) is a good mma gym

I'm black and have to read this shit.

wasnt mma banned in france until this year too?

So reach isn't actually arm length but wingspan instead. This explains why 5'11 Max only has 69" because of his narrow shoulders. Somone with broad shoulders will have good reach

i hope both these guys lose

It's probably better than where Nick Hein trains

how do i find a good mma gym

fucking kek

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Based ssj schooling cazzies

Anybody got a decent fucking stream? crackstreams is complete shit today for some reason.

we are witnessing the power of bjj

>20 out of 31 is 50%
Where I'm from. people who do math like that get slapped.

>whitoids fighting
thats a no for me dog

He meant win/loss ratio, bee

how do people gas after 5 minutes? don't they practice rolling or sparring for 15 mins?

adrenaline dump

This dude punches like a Gumby character

so what

Sometimes they freak/spaz out and their breathing goes to shit.

What should I consider when looking for a bjj gym?

>gas in 5 minutes

Take him out back after the fight and blow his braisn out

are you a fag? why not kickboxing/muay thai

>does bj penn roll there?

If they charge for belt promotions or force you to get special expensive gis and shit, leave. Avoid Gracie Barra. Avoid faggy excessive mysticism/respectu bullshit. Look for a place that competes in your local scene.

oCANovich desu

that theodorou tier spin kick attempt

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Do fighters with infinite cardio not feel the effects of memedrenaline?

>When you haven't unlocked the rest of the combo

29-28 Lanklet

I'm going to take muay thai classes my school offers but I want to learn bjj at an actual gym
I'll try to follow this thanks famalam

>dude is literally gassed 5 mins in
>10 minutes of wildly swinging his arms like a sperg and dipping his head down
>can't finish him
??

fuckin BUMS

What are u watching lads
I just woke up, 3 am here

dana whites bum series

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poosday night pretender series

DWNTNTNTNTCTCNTNCTFCTFAFCUFC

Dancing With the Tuesday Night Contender Series on a shitty stream that doesn't work.

sanko looking particularly edible tonight if i do say so myself

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how does significant strikes differ from normal strikes?

it's gotta be like really hard

>shawn
>sean
>sheen
>shaun

Ideally that the strikes that connected and inflicted some damage. In really it's an absolutely arbitrary thing

the Woiyse Gois

It's measured by the distance a strike travels lol

what did he OD on?

i thought people only died from heroin and he's too cut to be a junky

>blue corner gets 20 weak jabs
>red corner gets 3 strong overhand rights that hurt blue corner
whom wins?! saw this on grange tv and I really don't know

>i always had an older dad

get ESPN+ it's like 2 bucks a month

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I thought it was everything but jabs and leg kicks

weed

Nobody here knows shit, it has a technical definition for stats:

"Definition of a Significant Strike: Significant strikes refer to all strikes at a distance and power strikes in the clinch and on the ground. It does not include small, short strikes in the clinch and on the ground."

>6'3 featherweight mutt
the future of mma

A lot of meth users in the Pacific northwest

people OD on stimulants

why are you up so early

It depends on the judges. Holloway x Poirier is a great example. Max had a bigger output but Dustin dealt more damage

this dude has a frightening body

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lol did he just truck the camera guy

>he doesn't farm

I promise I'll be the best dad

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

people OD on meth?

i've heard of heroin ODing obviously

cocaine ODing if they have a bad heart or are obese and usually there is still something else involved

you can OD from alcohol + pills

alcohol alone if you're a bitch

never heard of meth ODing but people don't do meth by me

ebin

i want the white black guy to win

How does alcohol ODing make you a bitch though? Literally every human being on the planet is susceptible to alcohol poisoning...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM WRESTLEFAGS BTFO

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>black
>>>>men

idk learn to handle your liquor

You can literally OD on any drug alone if you take enough. This shouldn't be surprising to you

HEEM NIGGY

yo it's eric spicley's little brother

Retard confirmed.

product of BMWW
we still win cracker

nope

Why didn't people just knee wrestlers this whole time?

webm?

this is a nigger
we win again

that's usually your job

U seem angry

BORN WHITE

Webm pls

u mad black boi

That was like the shittiest possible version of Masvidal-Askren

possibly but at least i don't pass out from booze

keep drinking that moosehead, one day you'll learn

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well it's been real.

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>101-19
how

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look up travis fulton

how

He fought 23 times in 2006, that's how

i like how if you only look at this boxing record you think man that guy might be in bad shape

rofl based dom not even listening to fitzgerald

fitzmemeald seems like he'd be better suited to baseball or some shit

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Spend some time in cedar falls and you’ll know why you’d want to give yourself brain damage. It’s actually a cool town with natural beauty surrounding it, but Travis probably wasn’t the type to go mountain biking.

>THE COMPLETE STATE OF WRESTLEFAGS

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He must have some resistance to the CTE virus

>he ate that like a bag of cookies
>owie
is dominick cruz 7 years old

Is it the spam flying knees at wrestlers era?

same hight

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at least that mugamadov isnt a wrestlefag

never heard of it

False. Cruz is 5'8 which is only 1 inch below average and isn't considered short by anybody. It would be like complaining because you have a 5 inch instead of the average 5.25 it's totally in your own head and just screams insecurity.

are you going to the uruguay card? it's really not worse than 240.

'We're gohin beck to tha futuh marteh!'

>he wants to finish this fight like mom has cold orange slices waiting for him

>smoke weed
>get dq'd
um

reddit level cope.

lmao did he really say this

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uruguay = WGAF

cutbabby, cuts everything except that mop on his head

>kura
his name is literally mud in finnish. living up to his name and can't even heem a featherweight

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Brehs I got heemed today in sparring. How soon before I get a ufc contract and embarrass myself like rockhold ?

>I got heemed today
congrats. wear it like a badge of honor.

>ufc contract
never
>embarrass myself like rockhold
daily

did khabib win?

Fuck you and fuck Bobby knuckles

Don't talk about bob like that

Call out Bob Sapp on Twitter

is dana too intelligent for poker? i heard he only plays blackjack.

No, at first the whole card was a complete joke and the cheapest tickets were $55, now at least it has Mike Perry and it makes it more tempting, but the cheapest ticket available (only the cheapest have sold out) is $70.

Im thinking about it but i don't know if i want to spend $70+ to see fighters from the rafters.

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whether you like it or not, rob is the goat

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He is Bobby "the biracial angel" now. He officially changed his nickname

great fight

>literaly never fought a champ
fer sure b

i think volcan and latifi are on the card now

streamable.com/0q5pk

He cans The Style Faggot

drug test these judges right meow

The whole thing smells like a scam by the commie government to justify the "Antel Arena" which they used to funnel millions of dollars from taxpayers to their "friends" (it cost DOUBLE the initial budget and it costs a lot more than similar "arenas" with the same capacity in the region)

jesus your weekly minimum wage is less than an hours worth here

>literally never fought a real champ
fer sure a goat b

Pic

Welcome to commieland, i have 28 and i have never seen the price of anything go down, never.

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more like you're-a-gay

mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/07/ufc-urugay-volkan-oezdemir-vs-ilir-latifi-rescheduled

Vicente Luque is part Uruguayan and Staropoli is Argentine. Also, Latifi vs Volkan got added to the card

Why is Max banished to doing Canadian cards?
Is he not worthy of American cards?

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>Vicente Luque is part Uruguayan and Staropoli is Argentine.
So? They are still literally whos, i don't give a fuck if they live 3 blocks from my house.

>Latifi vs Volkan
Meh, maybe if the decent tickets werent $150+.

tickantel.com.uy/inicio/espectaculo/40007074/espectaculo/UFC Fight Night Uruguay?0

our guy made it
and magomedovmeod fight exposed as a ROBBERY

it would be the absolute fucking worst to win your fight and get cucked out of a contract

Dana was, dare I say it, BASED when he said the judges got it wrong

don't take this personally but we are done with the race mixing

not all winners get a contract tho?

You gotta feel for these guys shitting their pants while they wait for King Goof to decide their fate

no, it's the worst to win and have dana white say "yeah lmao i think you lost the other guy got robbed loser"

i know i get it, but it would still blow dick

They don't, Dana wants JUST BLEED attitude, if you win by sucking the judges dicks you won't get a contract.

If you don’t know Luque thats on your cazzie ass. He’s a spice planter and fighting Platinum.,Staropoli is WGAF though. Main card is fine but I understand not going just for three fights

Starapoli will fight for the belt one day and Luque has been in the UFC forever and has a ton of performance bonuses

how bout i suck your dick faggot

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I would go for Perry alone if the prices weren't ridiculous, i think i'll watch the pirated stream and drink a beer at home with the gf.

REAL FIGHT FAN CHECK LIST:
ICE COLD MODELO
P3 PROTEIN PACK
TOYO TYRES
ESPN+ SUB

Naw dog just playing

If you throw your strongest punches several times and miss you will be gassed (Ngannou vs Miocic, Carwin vs Lesnar) especially when you keep getting punched in the head.

Probably Khabib since he hides her under a sheet

They killed our heem

Why was the other thread deleted lmao

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I'm 5'7" with a 6' reach