/trans/ - Eat more meat edition

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It's too hot tbqh

>Mad Men

based

>No forced 'representation' in sight
A simpler time

Weather is perfect temperature, 2bqh

>not eating meat
worse than hitler

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t. paki

good edition

Love Love Island

'ate Scousers

Simple as

at 9pm sure
during the day its far too hot

>He doesn't work in an air conditioned office

wrong way round imo
goat day temperature is 25c and goat night temperature is 2c

any friendlies comming up tonight?

Zidane vs Emery

battle of the memes

>anything Dortmund can do, we can do too
How contrived. Sad!

I pray to god halal doesnt sign fucking Poogba, somebody fcking hit him with rape allegations or somethin, nobody wants that overrated lazy slob at halal

that's the guy who plays NFL

That's Mahomes, innit?

he's not really lazy at all, just cancer
he'd be good at madrid

>Bale, who earns £550,000 a week at the Bernabeu, where he has a contract until 2022, wants wages on a par with the world's top players to leave Real Madrid,a source close to the Welshman says. (Sky Sports)
based
he's the neet of football

He's great for a customer based fanbase like theirs

Barber shops will be fully booked for months

Inter - Juve tomorrow at 13:30

which team will icardi play for?

Icardi didn't join Inter on their Asia tour, so neither

Chicago Fire vs Cruz Azul in 4 bings

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CAM ON YOU BLUES

Im surprised Bruce hasnt tried to sign Elmohamady from Villa yet

He has to rid United of their deadwood first

I've said it many times and I will again, the smart play for Ronaldo's late stage/post career relevance is to finally come out as gay. The rape case even gets put to bed then.

Hire me Ronaldo-sama

Bit like trying to sell bacon rolls is a Mosque

>The rape case even gets put to bed then
how'd you figure that?

t. gay for cr7

Joelinton
Almiron-longstaff-Shelvey-Ritchie
Clark-Lejune-Lascelles-Schar-Yedlin
Dubravka
give me one (1) good reason why we can't make top 17

It's Newcastle

Youve got a cabbage magnet as a mamager

El CHI cruzazulino, señores

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I can give you two. Mike Ashley and Steve Bruce

Literally same

It would be homophobic to pursue it.
Straight white men are the enemy. Remove one of those factors and they become heroes battling against endless discrimination

Newcastle can't afford Elmo.

How do you say “absolute unit” in mexican?

He don't like vag mate, stop being intolerant

Eyyyyyyyyyy Puta

They should try and sign Big Bird then

you've got pol on the brain lad
it wasn't homophobic to "pursue" kevin spacey

Easy top ten place in the championship.

No one cares about old queers

Still can't believe he played the gay card to get out of rape allegations

I suppose it worked when Bruce Jenner murdered that guy though

>come out as gay
>lose all muslim sponsors and fans, so 95% of his sponsors and fans
>can no longer travel to middle east and african countries
>ayatolla's worlwide issue fatwas asking for his death
>italians bully him out of serie a for liking pene
>he can't go back to englel because being homo is punished by death in islam
>spain either: halal has no money left to sign him back
>bankrupt and homeless, he's forced to exile to mlels
>where he also becomes capo for the team
>and joins the women's nt to finally win a world cup
>but they lose after he misses a penaldo in the final
>and gets jailed for life because state prosecutors finally believe katherine mayorga was raped
great plan la, hope he hires you

>Love Love Island
what's the appeal?

I'm sorry you think no one cares about you, user

It provides me with the emotional excitement I lack in my own life

It keeps brain dead people indoors an hour a day

if you're asking this you are probably far too intelligent for it

Clowns wear less makeup than the slags on there

Also, £10 says James Maddison is the secret poofter

All the little muslim boys are gay for him anyway, him coming out would corrupt the muslim world on a large scale with all the fags thinking it's cool to come out. He'll be a hero in the progressive movement and left brainwashing of world opinion whilst breeding room for a "modern" type of mussie on top when he converts them all

>implying the little mussies wouldn't come out also to copy their idol
>middle eastern governments cull their "gay" youth
>islam dies out with the current elder generation
>global peace is achieved
>Ronaldo remembered as the one true GOAT after winning the Nobel Peace Prize

There's not a literal translation, just add «pinche» at the beggining and «alv» at the end of whatever you wanna say, e. g., fat = pinche gordo alv

The only way to ruin the Barca squad would be to buy Neymar

Interesting. I thought it mightve been something extravagant like “Unido absoluto” or summat

thoght it was "americano" desu

Tierney not going to Arsenal, lads. Wise move or not? For both sides, that is.

>Mexican side Monterrey have completed the signing of Vincent Janssen from Tottenham

It's a good move for Tierney, Celtic are outside favourites to win the CL

New Gignac la

Tierney gets champions league football with celtic, good move.

barcelona haven't even made an offer for him
not sure if they are playing the long game or trolling both nerman and psg
hopefully the latter

Christ that was unexpected

La unidad absoluta or absoluta unidad but that sounds retarded

we say «gringo»

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Good move for Arsenal

don't lecture me! I've watched Narcos: Mexico so I know all their is to know!

>their

If Tierney was injury prone, he would be Keiran Tearknee

there*
happy?

No, it's too hot

who's the guy in the PSG kit?

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He's gone! He's gone! Finally, he's gone!

Well who do they buy instead? Or nobody?

Which one is PSG?

ander herrera?

Ander Huerrera

Brandt and Herrera really don't belong in that line-up desu

They have a europa league finalist squad as it is. They can stick with that or buy someone like Tierney (average, plays in a shit league) but at a reasonable price

Lo Celso tomorrow

>+22m net in transfers
>getting players for free
wew they must be really fucked up with ffp
no wonder they want neymar to leave

>41°C thursday

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Tierney would have to sit alongside center backs that spontaneously combust
probably good to avoid that

Doesn’t he already do that?

Herrera you fucking casual

>Trezeguet has signed for Aston Villa. [@King_Fut]

*Buys 17th*

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wow sorry for not being a manure customer

Can't Tierney play anywhere along the back, making him quite valuable for an Arsenal team that was fine defensively until they lost Holding, Kosc and Sokratis all at once?

I thought he could play anywhere along the back which was his main appeal? Arsenal didn't want to pay big upfront cash but clauses.

Still shitting blood, this hot weather isn't making it any better

Have you tried not shitting?

change your diet la

BASED FAT LAD

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getting on a bit isn't he

literally who can stop them from winning the league cup

Is it dark red? Is it in your shit or when you wipe? Have you lost weight recently? Has your shitting habit changed recently? (ie, you used to go once a day and now you go four times, or you used to go twice a day but now go days without shitting), Have you applied hemmaroid treatments for awhile and the have not fixed the situation? Do you have belly pain above your groin (ie your digestive system rather than your stomach which is further up?) or do you have stomach pain? If so, you could have a serious issue; if you do, go to the doctor. Do not delay.

If you don’t know who Ander Herrera is you should not be posting here.

God imagine, getting a taste of her thick heavy bush whilst she grinds on your face, boasting about how Villa are going to get Europa league and that they've spent over £100m already this transfer window in that ghastly brummie accent.
It would be perfect.

AND keeping eriksen??

I know him by name obviously.

See a doctor. You could have bowel cancer or something

in the SPL though
not like St Mirren are going to run a high press

Stop eating blood you cunt.

Let me clarify. If you don’t know what Ander Herrera looks like then you shouldn’t be posting here.

cut me some slack, dude looks like an NPC.

>These are the kinds of people I am arguing with in /trans/. They literally know nothing about football

Why do I do it to myself lads?

Don’t come here looking for slack you filthy sans-papiers motherfucker

If City manage to sell Sane to Bayern for 100 million, they might just be the best run club in the history of the sport. Holy shit, they're gonna laugh all the way to the bank. Sane is fucking shit.

why are anglos so high strung

I want to know the answer

15-20 degrees

20 celsius.

low 20s, lovely

this

18-22 degrees celsius.

18 degrees

He's pretty damn pacy though, would do well in a counter attack system if trained correctly. He would be a waste at Bayern though.

messi when?

We just expect that people who come all the way to a sports board on 4channel have a basic knowledge of sports

Based brits coming together as on to confirm 17-23 degrees perfect temperature.

I mean, Dembélé went for 120m

right

I watched every single Man City game since he joined the club. He's shit. He's the dumbest player at City. Pep will live 5 years longer if he sells him this year.

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He’s got great ball control and a great shot though. Would buy for £70m

18C with a very light breeze

>great ball control
???????????????
Are we watching the same Sane? He forgets the ball behind him 50% of the time.

I mean I guess so you fucking idiot. Is there another Sane who plays for Manchester City? No.

You fucking retard. Why would you even question that?

Because you seem to think the fucking nignog retard has good ball control lmao. He doesn't have good ball control, and most importantly - he doesn't have a fucking brain. One look at his back tattoo will attest to that.

I just punched a guy and he was bleeding like hell.
He was punching at me multiple times before, but caused no visible damage. There's no witnesses whatsoever.

He's gonna sue.

How fucked am I?

Dubs and you are exonerated

It's over mate, skip the country.

New Taylor Swift track just dropped boys
youtube.com/watch?v=8KpKc3C9V3w

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do grown adult men listen to this?

5 degrees

Popular with poofters I think

Are you a visiting leaf or something?

>nignog

You just lost this argument.

Lads. Get a Dyson cooling fan. Life changing in this weather. I am butt naked but I’m cool.

No haha, that would be so weird

>400 euros

bit out of my budget for something i'm only going to use for a few weeks a year t b h

Capped for the trial

Not a fan of this whole 'being rich' gimmick desu

It’s worth it

That's another 10mil spent

(Mahmoud Hassan AKA Trezeguet signing for villa)

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I hate being a NEET. I've been sat in the same seat for 12 hours now

For me it’s not a gimmick. It’s just life. And life is good.

I would love to be a NEET, sitting down doing fuck all is my style.

Become an MP then

You really wouldn't.

Just heemed this unit, AMA

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Move to Ireland

How did it taste babe?

waheyy
yeah this, I can't remember the past week

I have to wear a shirt for work and I swear easily. Sweating in a shirt is the most uncomfortable thing ever

12

you ever heard of a fucking undershirt?

Sounds like it would just make it even worse

Moldy digestive biscuits

It gets shit after a while, don't want to do anything at all and suddenly 6 months have passed in the blink of an eye

Old man/paki exposed

Does wonders m8. Even just a vest if you're not a fan of the shirt over tshirt feel.

if you don't have any bruises or marks on your knuckles, deny everything and tell cops to talk to your lawyer instead

Mikr Ashley got a team with Owen, Martins, Given, and Coloccini relegated

it helps mask any bad smells but yes, it will make you sweat more

freaking mike ashley needs to sell the team

He won't, he's tanking the team on purpose because he hates the fans

They could be league 1 in a few seasons time

Just say you were following orders. Worked last time.

Erm lads. When the fuck are united signing Bruno Fernandes.

It literally didn't though

Loool

I bring deodorant to work to mask the smell

Lads, imagine signing for Real Betis when only last season the current European champions were in for you.
Leaving Lyon to join the Spanish Newcastle is pure JUST territory. KWAB

>Worked last time.
tell that to adolf eichmann

Just need to get through Thursday fren, then the low 20’s are back. I work nights so I’m missing most of this heat but I’m finding it hard to sleep this week

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This.

>last year he was being sold for like £70m
>he sold for £17.4m or some shit

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First of all, never admit to anything if you didn't do anything wrong. Secondly, don't talk to the cops until your lawyer is present and you've discussed it with him. He'll have marks on his hands if he did punch you. Next say that due to him attacking you, you panicked and got really scared and punched out to make him back away so you could leave the scene. Get this across that you did not wish to fight or throw a punch but did so out of fear for your own safety and did only enough to get away from the situation. There could be CCTV footage.

FUCK HUMIDITY
FUCK RAINING IN HIGH 20 TEMPERATURES
FUCK 33 DEGREES ON THURSDAY
FUCK NO SIGNINGS
FUCK GETTING DABBED ON BY PADDY POWER
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK JANNIES

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Karius got two offers from EPL teams?

Who is it?

Arsenal and Newcastle.

I always knew Griezman was short, but not like this

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Wolves and West Ham

>that balmy night in Bar- .. Huddersfield

Immediately Bournemouth comes to mind.

Eat a potato

Lads. I just did a poo poo. AMA

did you wipe yourself or did your mum help you?

Your mum helped me last night (to orgasm)

>mfw i've been inserting fragments of steely dan lyrics into my replies for years on Yea Forums

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Wiped myself. I am a stand up to wipe kind of a guy. What about you lads?

I can't name one steely dan song,

I don't poop at all

KATY TRIED
I WAS HALFWAY CRUCIFIED

Has everyone gone to bed?

I don’t wipe, I just pull up my pants after I’m done and hope for the best

Well I guess your still alive so I would suggest you keep going.

>rafa leaves because ashley won't invest
>bring in bruce
>buy a £40m striker

what did everyone mean by this

crashing the club with no survivors

I really don’t get it. The only reason must be that Ashley is literally just trying to fuck shit up. Maybe for banter? I dunno.

>thunder
>hail
>lightning
LADS

Unless Newcastle got a lot of money from that chink club for rafa and rondon, i have no idea what's going on

maximum trolling by cockney wankah

Who /brownie/ here

Rafa left for free since his contract ran out. I have a theory tho. Ashley didn't spend under rafa because it wasn't needed. Bruce is sheit and therefor need better players.

My little sister was ages ago but she’s too old for it now

tfw when I'm so white that people tell me to get some sun.

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Why are people so retarded that they don’t realise extremely pale people can’t get a tan, and that they just burn

dunno it's annoying as fuck

There's a huge storm lads

I WANT KANTE OUT OF CHELSEA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH FUCKING SHITHOLE CLUUUUB!

Not in Oxfordshire, where you at?

Andrew Hudson

Berkshire. Weird

Not in London mate

15°c and overcast. The reason why we complain a lot about weather is because it's so often a pleasant temperature, when it is a real hot or cold day it's a rarity so we moan about it.

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>no witnesses
Just murder him then?

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is it true it's almost never sunny in england?
I've always gone in summer and it was ok

Yeah, weird. I think I saw lightning just now.

you're thinking of the faroe islands

you're thinking of the dark side of the moon

lmao Bale will cost real 100m in wages and taxes if he stays for the rest of his contract

The rape thing was literally a coverup for his homosexuality

My electricity went out
;_;

Is there still blood in it?

why would he do that? he will lose money?

>Paris St-Germain have moved ahead of Juventus in the race for Tottenham defender Danny Rose and are confident of completing a £20m deal for the 29-year-old England international. (Sun)

Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy is ready to push Toby Alderweireld's price up to £40m if the 30-year-old Belgian's £25m release clause is allowed to expire on Friday. (Telegraph)

>Manchester United executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward will not join the summer tour as the club continues to work on transfers with two weeks to go before the deadline. (ESPN)

Woodward remains confident of completing deals for Leicester's England defender Harry Maguire, 26, and Newcastle midfielder Sean Longstaff, 21. (London Evening Standard)

>Arsenal manager Unai Emery will decide in the next two weeks whether to let England Under-21 winger Reiss Nelson, 19, join Hertha Berlin on a season-long loan. (Sun)

Tottenham have moved closer to signing Real Betis' Argentina midfielder Giovani lo Celso, 23, for £45m. (Sun)

>Celtic boss Neil Lennon will hold talks with Scotland full-back Kieran Tierney, 22, after a third bid from Arsenal was rejected for failing to meet the Scottish club's valuation of £25m. (Daily Record)

Sporting Lisbon's Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes, 24, says he wants to play in the Premier League amid rumours of a move to Manchester United. (Mirror)

>Sporting and Manchester United are still divided over the fee for Fernandes, with the Premier League side £7m short of the Portuguese outfit's £62m valuation. (Star)

Leicester have reportedly offered to double the wages of Sampdoria's Belgium midfielder Dennis Praet, 25, in order to beat AC Milan to the transfer. (Leicester Mercury)

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>Liverpool will not allow England Under-21 midfielder Ovie Ejaria to leave on loan again this season - but are prepared to sell the 21-year-old. (Liverpool Echo)

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp is still looking to bring one more player in this summer, but admits it will be a very different transfer window to last summer's when they spent £170m. (Liverpool Echo)

>Manchester City defender Tosin Adarabioyo, 21, who spent last term on loan at West Brom, is set for a second successive season away, joining Championship side Blackburn. (Manchester Evening News)

Ipswich's Republic of Ireland midfielder Alan Judge, 30, has told manager Paul Lambert he would like to leave the club, amid interest from QPR. (East Anglian Daily Times)

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incredible some chinese club is willing to spend most of that on him in a year

Stop posting anime with rumours please

Don't think bayol will want to move to china

continue posting animu with rumours please

MASSIVE LIGHTNING AND THUNDER IN EAST MIDS RIGHT NOW

Cringe.

Based.

>SOON YOU WILL BE EIGHTEEN
>I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
What did they mean by this?

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>Croatian news site reported that PSG sent an offer to Real to trade Draxler for Modrić

what

It went over my house.

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THANK YOU FRANKIE MCDONALD

they sing about bob and vageen all the time.

>Man City playing a Hong Kong club tomorrow
unironically based. Love friendlies that arent just league/cup previews

Thunder storms hitting round my area now
Bit scared lads tbqh

Same, sheff here, pretty intense.

Also drugs, hookers, degenerates, gamblers, paedos, losers, loserdom, haitian voodoo, stock market crashes, jazz heros, threesomes with hookers, porn stars, depression, break ups, cunnilingus, bank robberies, sci-fi hitmen rehab, divorce, ptsd, puerto rican immigration to ny, condoms, mental asylums, homesickness, sexual predators and so forth

Huddersfield fag here, can’t remember seeing lightning this intense in ages. Plus it’s absolutely pissing it down, proper heavy droplets you can hear hitting the ground

Sheffield too, and i've got a skylight so the rain sounds like a stampede

well up for another 2007 style flood desu

pls no, that was out of control

all those new bars on kelham island would be fucked. hasn't the gardener's rest only just reopened?

>Jonjo Shelvey is the best player on your team
20th and you’ll like it

the BASED things in life

>Advocates to end homelessness, organize an annual tournament for Homeless men to compete is a series of football matches known as The Homeless World Cup.
This is an upcoming film.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeless_World_Cup#Performance_by_country

>England doesn't have one
Fucking grim.

>Mexico can't do anything in the actual World Cup
>3 time winners and 4 times runner up of Hobo World Cup
is the solution to this quandary to take away the homes of the regular Mexican team, or to give homes to the hobo Mexican team?

>Scotland has better homeless lads that us
shameful

>UK's navy has gone down 50% since Falklands War
>We can't even protect one aircraft carrier even with our entire navy
>We can't protect ships in the Strait
Watch BoJo do nothing about this. Hunt at least hinted in increasing the navy. We need to double it. Minimum. But no. UK needs to just bow out and go 'we can't do anything any more without USA helping'.

haha yeah mate

glad you agree

The garçon is not a manure customer. Simple as. He knows his farmers from stade de Reims like the back of his hand. SOUL

youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

>fell asleep before the thunder and lightning started

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would love to give those tits a few punches

And if he plays, he will bring trophies so who cares.

What if she doesn’t like it tho?

Fernandes to Liverpool confirmed
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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Is this literally the first thing you do after you wake up every single morning? Pathetic

>this is one of the first things you do in the morning

>awaking at 7am
sunrise was over 2 hours ago

thunderstorms last night lads
saw em through the blinds

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go mad /trans/

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110m spent so far

Still two transfers apparently on the way

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Some CRACKING games on today

>implying buying safety in the top flight is not A: literally your only real objective upon promotion, and B: the most valuable thing you *can* buy in football from a monetary perspective because TV money and such

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this is just overload at this point

>that thunderstorm in the background
absolute kino

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>the gay footballer account has decided to not come out after all

Totally not a hoax, you guise

has there ever been an easier story to publish than the biannual GAY FOOTBALLER IS ABOUT IS SCARED TO COME OUT one?
free clicks for days

maguire spotted at the united training ground

I mean, the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation must get more clicks right?

Well he was just spotted at the Liverpool traningground

i heard he was just hoping to get big virg's autograph tbf

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>full kit wankers

>Tottenham have contacted Juventus for Dybala, according to Tuttosport
Tancredi Palmeri so you know it's habbening
twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1153925607593566210

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And Danny Rose going the other wway

absolutely basado

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>Tammy Abraham has taken the No.9 shirt at Chelsea
state of that

I really really like women

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neat

>Arse drew 2-2 with Madrid
>Lost on penalties
>Bale scored
If Bale was trying to prove he was good, scoring against Arsenal isn't the way to do it. Hattrick? Sure. Not a single goal. Also, has Cellebos signed for Arsenal yet or is that other bullshit?

Bit gay.

geordie girl from an office down the way is walking her dog around the building in tiny little denim shorts and she has a massive juicy arse
love the hot weather; long may it continue

>Cellebos signed for Arsenal
It's pretty likely guessing Ceballos waiting to see if any better offer comes up but it wont.

for me it's sun dresses

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Nah, BBC said he had signed, but there's been no announcement.

I stand corrected

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Hah, holy shit, the ref set off two players in that match. Refs aren't meant to do that in fucking friendlies. First one was a purposeful handball on the line, but Sokratis getting sent off for two weak tackles in 2 mins is obviously some ref bullshit to make sure Madrid weren't raped as they were 2-0 down at that point.

Jesue, she is one ugly ass bitch

i mean you shouldn't be putting in bookable tackles in a friendly tbf
i haven't seen them though, so maybe it was harsh

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yeah but what about Rapinoe

Apparently not, no, they were described as 'innocuous'

still happening?

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the new fulham

their signings looks way better than fulham's on paper

Can somebody explain this meme to me? Is the idea that you sign a load of players, hope some do amazing and you sell them on? Or do you sign a load of players and if you get relegated people will buy your good players? I mean what is the logic here? If they were buying 18 year olds and shit you could at least go 'they are for the future' or something.

not really but there is so much shit in the league that I hope they stay up

i think their hope is to stay in the premier league lad

Staying in the Prem is so incredibly lucrative that the clubs bet the farm on staying up

staying up is worth the gamble and if not there is parachute payments while you offload

>Manchester City vs...Kitchee SC
woah

yeah they definitely do, especially given a large chunk of the money has been spent on securing players that were already on loan and the rest are part of some actual coherent recruitment plan
they had about 14 players contracted after winning the playoffs, including backup keepers and not very good academy products, so they had bring 10+ players in just to make up a decent sized squad

People getting fucking RILED over the Liverpool rainbow flag on social media lmao

'ate rainbows
love gays and the lgbtq community
simples

this is not news

no a homephone just dont like em simple as

"people"

haha

What's /trans/ listening too?
For me it's Elliphant
youtube.com/watch?v=q3nPJSrVeLE

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blackstreet - no diggity on the office speakers currently
it's a toe-tapper if ever i've heard one

youtube.com/watch?v=qPmoyVjr1Co

one of the albums of the decade t b h

>Sheffield Wednesday claim confidential details of Steve Bruce's contract were leaked to Newcastle, making it impossible for them to keep hold of their manager.

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Honestly fuck mods

so who's getting the newcastle job instead

youtube.com/watch?v=LA3h0FXVDFg

holy shit

Please PLEASE give Newcastle a big fine.

based or cringe?
twitter.com/marifcinter/status/1153966527898632192

what's that mean?

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it's chink fans of Inter and Juve

Id shag all of them

>16 fit women together
>not even one is fuckable
englel lmao

Yeah I get that, but surely buying 10 new players just fucks everything up as you'll not know who works with who and shit? There isn't the preseason time for that.

hm

i like it, even though i should be looking down on this silliness

the one in the back

but most of them look like fucking gremlins tho

if you don't want to cuddle up to missy then you have no taste

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she legitimately looks mentally disabled

which women's team is the best looking?

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She has a weird masculine face

You do realise they're not all English, right?

That girl in the middle is ok.

She is a woman after all.

NONCE

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49089209

>Reports of racist abuse in English football rose by 43% - from 192 to 274 - last season, anti-discrimination charity Kick It Out says.

>Statistics gathered by the organisation show reports of all forms of discrimination in professional and grassroots football increased by 32% to 422, up from 319 during 2017-18.

>In professional football alone, reports rose by 46% while Kick It Out received 159 reports from social media.

>Faith-based discrimination rose by 75%. Reports of faith-based discrimination - including Islamophobia and anti-Semitism - increased by a higher percentage than any other form of abuse during the period, as reports rose from 36 to 63.

>It is the seventh consecutive year reported incidents of discrimination within football have increased, and the 581 total reports is more than double the figure from five years ago.

wow who gives a fuck

>anti-discrimination charity Kick It Out
thanks mr soros

thanks, no one cares

i do

oy vey goy very problematic lmao praise kek

Hey that must be now!

>De Shit

ripoff of the decade

webm?

Now Brendao says Leicester don’t need to sell Maguire. Please keep him.
Woodie please sign another CB.

El goblinas

facking ell RENATO

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>75 mil for dutch phil jones

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Asensio out for the season. Maybe keep Bayol?

>Everton to sign Zaha
arsecucks on suicide watch

Do you think he regrets the tattoo?

>80 million for the black sanchez

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Rate Real Madrids transfer window so far

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why would he?
he made sure it had no details of Man City on it

is calling your mother a bitch indirectly unforgivable lads? Why is it so hard to love your ma sad shit

should have kept kovacic

Yeah but just in general, it's a really shit tattoo

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was the tattooist slightly racist?

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Man City beating Kitchee 1-0 if anyone cares

>suicide watch for a guy who isn't worth £40m
how grim are you that you unironically think this is a good deal.

Who fucking cares?

Who is el gordita on the left?

>arsefuck in denial
Ceballos aint happening either LMAO

Nah black people have big lips

Ew arsecuck. This isn’t a good look for you.

Britanistan can’t even get decent looking immigrants lmao it’s an island of misery and decay

ah yes, because i can tell the darker Aaron Lennon isn't worth £40m let alone £80 means I'm an arsenal fan. Tip top kekeroo.

>t. racist

Faggots are the worst. They’re a bunch of narcissistic perverts who make everything about their asshole.

cringe

Lads. How many PL goals will the following players get this season

Aguero
Jesus
Salah
Mane
Giroud
Abraham
Kane
Son
Auba
Lacazette
Rashford
Martial

quite a few.

guarantees relegates palace's relegation

the first 4 - 120 combined
the rest - 0 combined

Donald you’re opinions are not valid in Europe. We have a education here

what the fuck did I even write there ffs

>guarantees palace's relegation
is what it should have said

>Woy
>relegation
I see you dont follow footy much

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Tammy will get more than Giroud

3-0 City

this a delayed post?
Leicester played yesterday

Please explain how Palace will cope without Zaha.

haha sorry I meant Manchester City

haha

Roy Hodgson
I dont need to explain it anymore. watch more footy

Most of their signings are below 25, they haven't signed as many players as they released

They're just trying to build a squad

You don't have a clue, do you. Where is Palace's creative outlet if Zaha goes. Townsend?

Will Dundalk beat Qarabag FK later?

>t. Insufferable lispy queer

Aguero
>22
Jesus
>16
Salah
>19
Mane
>15
Giroud
>12
Abraham
>15
Kane
>25
Son
>14
Auba
>19
Lacazette
>16
Rashford
>18
Martial
>10

you obviously dont know what youre talking about. Palace will be fine.

They are gonna spend big in January and steal half bournememes team

Roy is their creative outlet you mong

If you’re white and he ain’t, you’re fucked m8

vardy will get more than at least half of those shitters

>Aguero
Dunno bout that, he didn't manage it last year and his injury and age is picking up.

Where is Sterling?

Horrific post.

Explain how Palace will be fine without using
>hurr Woy durr

They won't have Milivojevic scoring penalties every single game if Zaha isn't there to dive in the box.

I clearly meant on the pitch, thick cunt. They've signed nobody apart from Stephen Henderson.

>I dont rate Roy Hodgson
how to spot a scouser

>Forgetting Iceland

*loses to part-time dentists*

18. Palace
19. Brighton
20. Newcastle

What's the deal with the mid table/lower table teams this season? Feels like they've barely spent anything

>part-time dentists
there wasnt a single dentist in the Iceland team let alone dentists

doesn't make him a bad manager, in the last decade he's done very well with multiple 'underdog' clubs

Aston Villa have spent over £100million

Who cares about Sterling lol?

I bet you're fun at parties

I'm sure Man Utd will spend more haha

>not understanding that Woy would keep palace up even if they sold their entire starting 11

>a goal and two assists for Sterling, who has been unstoppable this half.
the Killer of Kitchee

i imagine clubs are looking at the transfer fees required to bring in improvements and deciding to just stick mostly with what they've got

having said that there have been some big transfers, brighton have broken their transfer record again, joelinton to newcastle etc.

hodgshit is a senile old owl cunt

Based.

Wtf I hate palace now

>still seething about Woy 8 years on
lol

I disagree with your posts.

lads how do i get a black gf

>exposing yourself a Liverpool fan

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Buy a wife from Brazil

>Palace fans going into full damage control now that their only valuable asset is going to be sold

BRAZIL IS WHITE

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>rashford, martial, abraham, giroud etc are going to score more than the vardy
they'll score less than him combined

Fuck actually went and looked a few, didn't realize Southampton had spent 50m (on shit)

It's over Palacebros.

>Aguero
21
>Jesus
14
>Salah
15
>Mane
23
>Giroud
16
>Abraham
4
>Kane
27
>Son
11
>Auba
15
>Lacazette
13
>Rashford
6
>Martial
4

>oh no, we're losing a medicore player for £80m
>how ever will will recover?! totally no way we can buy similar players for 1/4 of the price!

>>Kane
>27
What did he mean by this?

VAR penalties

I'll give you one Wilson for 40 mill.

Did you ever watch last season? Rhetorical question, French retard.

im too poor :(

Oh yes, makes sense actually.

>next season is going to be the same as the last !

>mane and Salah that high when VAR will reduce their goals significantly.

Meme and Salah scored like two whole penalties.

>implying var actually works

You'll end up panic buying bolasie on the last day of the window and be 11 points adrift in December

Aguero
>25
Jesus
>5
Salah
>18
Mane
>15
Giroud
>3
Abraham
>5
Kane
>18
Son
>17
Auba
>21
Lacazette
>12
Rashford
>14
Martial
>8

What is offside

No, but you're saying Aguero is going to get 21 when he's older and suffered more injuries. You say Salah will only get 15 when he matched Mane. You say Giroud will get 16 when he got 2 in 27 games last season. You say Kane will get 27...

You are usually a cunt but this is pretty much fair.

I do think Rashford will get more like 16-18 though just by virtue of being the starting striker in every game

i love that people think var is going to reduce the number of goals the top teams score
i wouldn't be surprised if city and liverpool are averaging a penalty every two games with var

Yeah, there will be way more penalties, just look at the world cup.

this. It's gonna be just like the world cup

Not all top teams. Just the ones who regularly cheat. And if that wasn’t clear I’m specifically referring to Liverpool

Aguero
21
Jesus
15
Salah
20
Mane
20
Giroud
8
Abraham
11
Kane
28
Son
18
Auba
20
Lacazette
18
Rashford
14
Martial
9

the former

Why isn't anyone raiding Watford for their semi decent players? I'm pretty sure Doncore and Perreya are better than the two shitters Tottenham are getting (Ndombele and Lo Celso)?!?

Absolutely SEETHING that Penaltypool is back lmao

can't wait how many pens united get next seasom

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watford are a nothing

We've literally reached the endgame of military warfare, reducing it is unironically the smart thing to do

>penaltypool are back
>still 0 PL

What did he mean by this?

>reducing it
Erm no sweety, >we barely cling to the 2% as it is.

probably because, as they are an established premier league team, they can demand astronomical fees for their players seeing as they have no financial need to sell

pacifist me
we don't need a navy

United will win the first VAR premier league and Boris will drop a bomb on Liverpool city centre.

OUR
YEAR

>Boris will drop a bomb on Liverpool city centre
and no one will be any the wiser

>United will win the first VAR premier league
Wishful thinking.

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>Aguero isn't going to score 20+ goals this season
kek enjoy m8

It’s never your year lad. Hence the 0

The survivors will blame it on the sun and the police so we will hear about it every day for the next 100 years

Inter v Juve about to go to penalties btw

haha

i was just grabbing the low hanging fruit lad; i'm actually scouse
don't buy the s*n

False. A ship can only do so much. You need multiple ships. We do not have enough to defend out shoreline let alone elsewhere.

Is Lukaku gonna take a pen for inter?

what are we defending our shoreline from lad? russia can bring our country to its knees with a few facebook ads whenever they fancy, i'm not sure they're arsed about invasion

>PSG and Everton have agreed a £28million fee for midfielder Idrissa Gueye, according to Sky Sources

why don't psg sign good players?
like gueye's decent enough but you couldn't exactly see man city signing him

We have been at war with Argentina in the last 40 years lad, war is closer than you assume.

What's the point when all they have to do is go underwater and cut a few cables and blow up a few oil pipes then the country is fucked for both communication and power. Boots on the ground is merely for show at this point

Russia sends aircraft over into our airspace about every 2 weeks. It is just not reported. Every week we send up aircraft to escort them back. If Russia wanted to invade, they could (granted they'd be seen coming). But that isn't the issue, the issue is that we still have obligations to defend places like Bermuda and shit from threats and our entire GDP is heavily dependant on trade. That starts getting fucked with and shit goes down hill fast. If we controlled Suez still, no issue, but USA put puppet government in to stop that. If Spain woke up from their siesta tomorrow and mobilised even 10% of its armed forces, it'd take Gibraltar from us in three days and it'd take decades to get it back. This is why we lost Hong Kong; we couldn't fight China. Now look at Hong Kong. The entire non-US military in the world is designed around one specific thing 'holding off the enemy long enough until USA arrives'. If USA decides to go 'fuck you, you're on your own' then we're screwed. This is why Germany wants to form the United European State or at least United European Military so they don't need NATO any more.

War can happen at any moment. See Falklands.

They crippled themselves regarding FFP by signing Mbappé and Neymar, even though their team is lacking in many positions

>omg lads we only have the 5th rated military in the world why dont we have armies the same size as countries with a billion people?

>war can happen at any moment
>MAD

Pick one

why don't we all just get along?

Lads. What can I do to prepare for tomorrow. I don’t wanna die.

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h8 scousers
luv woy

man up would be my advice

Exactly.

Love cooperation
Love multiculturalism
Love eating curry

‘Ate hate
‘Ate racism
‘Ate Boris

Simple

be a man and enjoy the sunshine? chill out in the garden to pale skinned cunt

I’m not sure you understand

>love boris
Speak for yourself

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OH NO MY BOLLOCKS ARE SLIGHTLY SWEATIER THAN NORMAL
literally just enjoy the sun while it's here you big girls blouse

Hate boris*
Heats got me vexed lads

NEW THREAD

>compared equal marriage to bestiality
would like to see the actual quote

I mean, he's right? Based Boris.

At least put some fucking effort into it you lazy cunt.

>go to UN
>Gibraltars people don't want to be part of Spain and it unethical plus we have established military bases there
>If Spain refuses then they get trade restrictions until they cave and give Gibraltar back
Easy and done without any soldiers, ships or aircrafts. Countries like Switzerland or 8relabd barely have an army but are fairly safe since they've positioned themselves firmly in the financial world

I really don't like this half-arsed attempt thread bollocks.

Wan-Bissaka was already sold

Poobag will be the league’s top scorer

Fighting over who gets to use which island tax haven isn’t really war

based

BASED BOJO

>i dont wanna die
pussy i wish we had that , we got worst for the next 3 days