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This mystery gay footballer story has come out every year since I can remember and I'm a 27 year old boomer

remember when luke shaw was gonna come out as gay

>aren't 40% of english men gay
It's not the English who care, it's Ngubus and sandnigger customers

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>Le 27 year old gay prospect

He's clearly a fag but Arsenal wouldn't stop him from coming out. They need all the publicity to stay relevant since the football played on the pitch sucks and they dont have any good players

I think it's Mason Mount

Some English norf types would care, not a huge amount, but they would make fun of them.

Juan Mata, everyone assumes it already so I can't imagine much backlash

It's Trippier

That's why he left and moved to a gay-friendly city

They'd "care", but only for banter and shaming. These gay players are afraid of the Africans and Muslims, they know that if they come out, they're going to find themselves the target of physical harassment and more tackles in the field.

And yet, when they do come out, whites are going to be crucified in the media for their "unconscionable homophobia". Screenshot this

hahaHa :)

they said Ace, he plays for man united

They'd 'care' in the same way they care about black people, act incredibly racist if they're playing for another club and then worship them if they play for their club.
>WAHEYY!! NO WONDER YOU'RE SO GOOD AT HANDLING THE BALL YOU BLOODY POOFTAH! FUCK OFF HOME YA BUM BANDIT!
>Now, now, now. Not into none of that backdoor stuff meself but he's a cracking asset to the club and what he does in his home is his biznuss. Simple as.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Obviously.

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Sanchez obviously.

remember when Luke Shaw was going to help win England a World Cup?

if you wouldn't let him ride you, you're fucking gay

>Twink
>Winks
>TWinks

this.
LGTSS
>muh open borders
>muh equality
>Ngubus and Muzzies aren't racist or oppressive it's just a different culture
has any Ngubu or Muzzie been shamed about their treatment and abuse of women like the English were during the World Cup in those cringey posters?

seething

It's clearly Sterling, just look at how he runs

Just look at him

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He looks more like a "straight" Chavez who wanks to tranny porn

aaron rodgers

It's Sadio Mane

just imagine how tight that boi pussy is

Zaha

Completely forgot about this. It’s probably just a ruse

It's like saying statistically there is going to be a few obese midgets in the EPL

its firmino lol have you seen the way he dresses

>This is your mind on /fa/

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look at this lol

twitter.com/aubamebangbang/status/1152880883231277056

Does he have scoliosis?

He literally accidentally posted a picture showing his girls pussy. He cant be gay.

holy shit unironically crushed my soul, no woman will ever lust for me like that

playing soccer isn't considered coming out over there?

and yet he's incredibly fucking ugly

Okay so I remember some netherlands flag post that lukaku was off to inter and some top tier footballer was going to reveal he was a faggot. Does this ring any bells for anyone, and if so what else did he say he had insider info on?

That will happen only if you have money

just be yourself and be rich lmao

Being gay is based
Coming out is cringe

what happened to the championship player lol
clear bullshit again

Would the liberal media side with faggots or muslims?

have you ever met a drunk whore at a nightclub? no? lucky for you. you can literally walk up to them pretending to be a wampa and they'll start kissing you. disgusting

B A S A D I N H O
twitter.com/jalmarsson_/status/613972904699658240

No, playing hockey/rounders/basketball/dressing up in spandex and touching up fat niggers is

Have sex

I thought I was stronger. I was wrong.

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Henderson
Lallana

faggots most likely but they'll find a way to get around the issue

The championship is not the premier league, its probably some total shitter who nobody ever heard about looking for attention

Muslims, they're not gonna risk another Charlie Hebdo

those faggots don't understand that by respect for the others they should keep quiet about their sexual preferences. it destroys brotherhood suddenly there is no equality, there possible desire and a feeling of being a prey to a man's thoughs

lumbar lordosis

nobody, just more faggot propaganda

Not to mention he is going to get absolutely roasted by the fans everywhere he goes and every match he plays will just be non-stop identity politics bullshit which everybody is absolutely sick of at this stage.
Shoehorning this crap into everything will only make people hate gays.

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such an unbelievably underrated post

im so lonely

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are there one or two?

one in the championship and one in the PL?

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i've seen that picture many times before but i never knew if it was a real girl or not

>Premier League ace
It's gonna end up being somebody like Kurt Zouma

its Britney bitch

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why dont gays just be normal instead?

It's Aguero. Screencap this.

Doubt this is even run by a player

It's Milner. Screencap this.

>tf
>tp

Both, while blaming whites through clownish mental gymnastics. Coherent discourse isn't the media's specialty.

lmao if he wants to come out as 'gay' then he's obviously an attention seeker
literally nobody cares

>wahhhh I need to let everyone know I like dicks in my ass
why?

>Agayro

Because thats not enough. He wants to act like a fairy and be efervescent and go to pride parades and be an absolute degenerate faggot.

Agüero likes thicc girls. He's not gay.

bet ya 10 pounds it's a literall who

Luke Shaw

Sterling

Member Thomas Hitzlsperger? He played for Aston Villa, VfB Stuttgart and certainly for some other clubs I can't recall. Years after ending his career, he suddenly said: "Oh btw I'm gay even though I have had women in the past lol."

At first, nobody noticed or cared about someone who sank down to be a nobody like 10 years after being relevant except for the media who celebrated him with lots and lots and lots of fag buzzwords.

Later on, when even the media seemed to have forgotten about him, he suddenly got offered every job imaginable, 1st as a tv expert or some gay media shit, now he manages Stuttgart in some way and directly led them to relegation.

It will be the same on Incest Island.

Always thought Petr Cech gave off a gay vibe.

Mohamed Salah

Isn’t there an app that has a really impressive success rate for guessing whether someone is gay or not based on a picture of their face? Just spam the app with pics of PL players until we find our man. Voila.

Every fucking year same old bullshit article

Someone just leak the pictures of Giroud eating a cream pie already

I can bet it is Bellerin

Imagine the outrage in Egypt, he should come out just for that

yaya toure

Salah is unironically the link between the West and Islam. He's started a whole campaign in Egypt about how women need to be treated better and how they can learn a lot from Western culture. Then when that drama came out about the Egypt player texting some woman or whatever Salah had to be the one to teach him better.

Salah is literally the first necessary step for liberalising Islam

you mean islams downfall

Ozil

>liberalising Islam

leave us alone you white supremacist scum

salah is a good lad, wants to civilize his people and doesn't go full preacher about it like a fucking sjw, great player too

>Championship
Could easily be some youth team shitter with one or two appearances for the senior side

And that's a good thing.

Agüero is the father of Messi's firstborn. Show some respect.

I agree, he should tone it down with the diving though

>Veruca James
cringe

Wtf he has 50 caps and played in a Euro final

Islam is correct
Giving women rights was the worst thing we ever did

>islam hates women
>islam hates gays
>islam hates jews
Are we all actually islam?

Don't forget
>Islam loves lolis

They also like fucking little boys though.

So does the catholic church tbf

>Thomas Hitzlsperger
think i seen a kid wearing a jersey with his name on it today

He didn't move to Barcelona user

Backlash from English fans or backlash from plastic Asian fans & owners?

Obviously English. Only wypipo can be racist, sexist, and homophobic, not like us brown folk :)

>goes to /fa/ once

Doesn’t he have like 5 kids?

>who is Shaqiri

piques missus

All with other blokes

Most insecure post of the day

All of them

Bollocks, they'll side with the faggot. The faggot will be attacked by muslims blacks and whites, and the latter will defend themselves with the usual mental gymnastics about accepting homosexuality but not the gay lifestyle.

kek

Black's would care

>canada...gayest country on planet earth

Name me one (1) gay person who has long hair.

Ellen Page

gay man*

>ace
I guarantee you it's not an ace. No male professional athlete with endorsement money on the line would ever come out as gay while still active. Even in situations where we know the man is gay (Brazilian Ronaldo was caught with shemales, Oscar de La Hoya caught crossdressing), the man won't admit it and for good reason.

>backlash from fans
So it's a club with a large middle-eastern following.

>exist as a gay male
>REEEEE STOP FORCING HOMOSEXUALITY DOWN OUR THROATS!!
yeah, im thinking youre a incel

I do wonder how many Brexit or UKIP voters happily cheer on Kante/Rashford/Alli/Salah on the weekends. Over here we have something sort of similar, where certain fanbases (especially Boston) are notorious for being very racist but if it's "their" black guy they don't care.

Matteo Guendouzi

Actually quite difficult for alive people

In these times it's probably harder to name the ones who are straight

t. Boomer 'pool supporter

isn't it just assumed all foot fairies are gay? "dad, I want to play soccer instead of hockey/football" is basic how kids come out.

>dad, I want to play soccer
>okay son, I guess you're gay
>dad, I want to be a canadian
>okay son, I guess you're a faggot

kek

It’s David Luiz

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Scenes when Mo Salah becomes the first gay Muslim footballer.

kek this

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>lads ‘avin a laff

account was deleted

this

>Even in situations where we know the man is gay (Brazilian Ronaldo was caught with shemales
There is literally and unironically nothing Gay with fucking trannies, specially if they're Latinas.

...u wot?

Wogba.

name one soccer player who isn't a fag and/or poseur and/or manlet.

It's Fabien Delph. It's an open secret in Manchester as he's often seen on canal Street and in the gay quarter.

He moved to Everton so he can come out at a smaller club and face less media attention

Pepe

$20 its Christian Pulisic. I mean just look at him, he's the prototypical twink.

De Ligt

great butt tho

>accepting homosexuality but not the gay lifestyle
The all-out degeneracy is exactly what's the problem though.

Exactly. There's nothing wrong with tolerating gay people while also holding the hyper-sexualised, disloyal, std-ridden culture that they want to feel proud of with contempt.

Come out of the closet Pep

UKIP voters aren’t legit racist. They are civic nationalists. Like “I don’t care if your black or white gay or straight as long as you love Britain” low IQ types. They don’t like Islam though.

What do you consider to be the main high IQ political positions in the UK currently?

I don’t know but probably anything is higher IQ than civic nationalism, it always just seemed really plebby to me.

unironically labour

Conservative by a country mile.

>when you have people at Glastonbury chanting for Jermey Corbyn and still think labour is high IQ

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The next Nike poster boy.
Would say it's Bamford but Tunniclife had outed him years ago.

what the actual fuck !

who are these 2? wtf

Salah isn't Muslim anymore

As it should be.

Bruce jenner

>flag
Checks out

Homos and trans should be burned. Only lesbians are ok in my book.

based (and redpilled)

remember luke shaws lovely bum

t. lingard

me