An hour from now
FC Barcelona vs. Chelsea thread
And Chelsea's squad
ez win for barca
Sorry im not autistic enough to watch a per-season match
what's the local time? because if it's sunny and 120 degrees I'm not watching this shit
it's japan, it's like 8pm there
O DEMBELE
where to watch?
Frank has a fucking hard on for Mount.
>Frank
no alternative
Post links please
Yeah it's Frank and Jody. Worked with him at Derby, Jody worked with him in academy and wanted him on loan at Derby. Now they're starting him in the xi as they want to make the next frank lampard chelsea legend footie la
what's your beef with mount?
nice baldspot
He isn't good enough. But I'm also correcting you posting about >my club from another country saying it isn't Frank.
Thanks lad
So this is our 1st XI barring Abraham up front and Pedro/Willian rotating
>saitama
just IMAGINE having your city named after a fucking ANIME. almost as bad as having it named after a mustard desu
this chelsea kit looks autistic
>cumming
>biggest transfer in years
>being forced to wear the 17 jersey
what a little french cuck
Ziggo sport la'
>it's raining
Pretty nice music desu
based
can't wait to see griezmann and dembele's celebration lads
>size of that cup
Wtf just for this pre season match? Are there other teams competing?
Not here
*gets dissolved*
why so many photographers lol
its like the world cup final
Is that the guy from Nintendo?
ty
>O BUSQUETS
Itadakimasu
Is that the guy from Alibaba?
*Gets crumbled*
griezman is so up himself
Japanese fetish for photos?
based
>two biscuits on the field
My guess is Rakuten is trying to make a big deal of what's basically an exhibition game because they're making a huge investment in having a foothold in worldwide live sports streaming ahead of the Japan Olympics next year
grease already being elite
what happens if they touch each other
and here i am, having high hopes for barça again
waiting for the PM to be announced
who we got Yea Forums?
Me too
azpi looks like a chad with his facial hair, if only he wasn't a manlet
Cheers la'
breh... ter stegen's distribution is so good
Prince William lad
:3
Prince Charles about to storm commons and dissolve parliament
The City of London bankers and occultists la
Wish dembele would get his head straight, he is so talented.
Proper English football that
Cant wait till he fucks off to PSG so Nerman can come back.
black people can't succeed in football
Boris is an all round athlete
thoughts?
the duel of the shit haircuts
Have you got the one of him dropping his shoulder and tackling a kid while play rugby ?
Think he will do well this year, finally gets to play in his natural position
Piug is class
do you think the nerman deal is going to happen, lads?
Damn Puig is legit. Delicious technique
Personally I like Willian as a player
good god the fucking jap customers making noise evertyme griezmann makes a basic pass
I hate it because no 10s should read the game well and he's fucking low iq
I hope it is not, he probably will go to Juve
of course not, leonardo was brought back to keep nerman
nice
you're just crazy
Lmao
youtube.com
chelsea have superior customers
>Delicious
Homosexual as fuck, satan
Yes, but keeps saying connection error when I try ti post it.
Juve is thinking if it is feasible
dead grease
I hope so but I doubt it. PSG want £££ but Barca just spilled out on the Greaseman and needed a loan for that with possible fines if the Athletico can prove barca were poaching. The deal only had a chance if PSG want Dembele/Coutinho + 1 other like Rakitic.
WASTED INVESTMENT AHAHAHAHAHA
NO REFUND
>griezman is kill
hahaha take that stupid french fuck
grease out for the season
Why are they trying to murder grease?
>greaseman alreay ded
lmao
>jorginho
jorginho piece of shit
well that was fast
Have this one whilst I work out why the other one wont post
it isn't, unless the deal includes de ligt and ronaldo :^)
He deserves it
the pig is so elite
>Griezmann
>Felix
La liga big money signings not going well
Lmao what is up with these challenges in friendlies.
First that Sevilla nigger and now Jorginho
>not rating greaseman
I don't know if Real can do it either
>being French
>roberto
Should've been a goal
>le black pacey meme man
this thread is so reddit
>nigger finishing
ahahahahhahahahahahaha
>Tammy
>Tammy
>not buying De Ligt
>abraham
lmao
Just waiting to see De Jong desu
>le big butt man
why the fuck is he wearing no 9
retarded ngubu
he will stay, unless PSG gets 220 millions
Where's Giroud?
yawn
wake me up when frenkie gets subbed in
Perfecto
>Greaseman
Pass it to greaseman earlier fucking riqi plug
the crowd is going BANZAI everytime griez touches the ball
>le nigger prospect
fucking stream delay, Yea Forums should have mandatory 2 minutes captcha delay to prevent me getting spoiled
this 2bh
has there been a more cringe country?
>umtiti gets clowned
>raises his arm quickly claiming a foul
Lmao this negro is so finishes
>hmm titty
eating dinner while watching a comfy stream
*smug pepe.jpg*
Mount is legit
>umtiti breakdancing
He got stomped on the leg
Idol worship is a thing there
>Dumblel
some vintage keyboard
>Only 3 tendies
Are you a small child?
>dumbelel
>pulishit
Nice wagie keyboard
Oh how I wish Griezmann got to wear number 14 only to see him disgrace Cruyff's legacy with meme fortnite celebrations
State of Chelsea finishing and Barcelona defense
>Pulishit
Also Azpi is so much better offensively than last season
>dortmund made 250m+ from pulishit and dumbelel
they really are the GOAT sellers
why the fuck did they make an american play soccer
Playing much better than the other day
i should have specified, this is my first dinner of the night.
stop being fat. people think eating means feeling fully stuffed at the end of the meal, eating is only about assimilating energy, nothing more.
Whoa guys imagine this: Barcelona buys Ronaldo...
apart from the nerman story, are there any juicy transfer rumors for barça?
Guys I had constipation for like a month and I'm finally able to shit again since yesterday. Really happy about it desu.
Just wanted to get that out.
griezmann will get a sticky
Based
No they are done for the year. Maybe a couple of youth to feed their B team
>not playing griezmann through
dumbelel
>oriol busquets isnt related to sergio
>but oriol busquets brother is a pro footballer
>he is a keeper like sergios father
Cringe
Boris ELECTED
haven't watched any friendlies yet and just tuned in, how has pulisic been so far?
they're already at -130 millions la
>Just wanted to get that out.
Bet it was strenuous
APOLOGIZE
Oriol Busquets is cute :3
ABRAHAM
CHELSEA CHEALSIE CHEALSUE CHELSEA CHELSAHE
he's shit
By what margin? Did it say?
>busquets
lel
>biscuits
lmao
Busquets what?
>barclel
>busquets
when you see the game you see biscuits
based jorginho
FRENKIE IN
START HIM NEXT SEASON
Fucking delay
well busquets truly is finished, de jong and barca are happy
>buskek
shall be having tammy in my fantasy team
>all that money spent and still getting memed on by the worst chelsea side in years
>Boris Johnson – 92,153
>Jeremy Hunt – 46,656
Hunt absolutely demolished
Didn't like it the other day bu, this 2 man midfield of Jorginho and Kovacic works really well
Give me a quick rundown on pulisic, Is he the saviour of US football or the next freddy adu?
Frenkie is not a cdm. He could but a waste of his other talents.
Lel. Hunt should have conceded defeat weeks ago and saved every a couple weeks
He's not that bad, he's just the next Eddie Lewis
hmm sweatie, did pele took a picture with pulisic? i think not duh
Looks good
Kek at the constant "PUTA"s being shouted
dembélé is so shit lol
Absolute state of David Luiz hairline
>pulishit
well of course, not being a starter for his NT was always a big tell
>Frenkie is not a cdm
>played nearly all of his matches last season as a defensive midfielder
>pulishit
no more slagposting lads, this season we are classy
we ladypost now
He is good but he still needs time to get used to whatever Lampard wants to play
So what is Pulisics meme name? Any /bundes/ lads tht can help out?
dispossed again
he ltierally said he works best in a double 6
Spanish frauds get trampled by English chads
fuck me chelsea look good going forward
these players might just help frank solve football once and for all
>Dumbele
/pol/acks OUT
>dembelé
kys dude
fucking hell dumbele, just pass
Barcelona miss a big lad up front to hoof the ball to
He literally said in his last interview that he can play anywhere on midfield and doesnt prefer any position.
Feel like I’ve seen more forward passing from Chelsea in one match than the entirety of last season, feels good mang
not my fault if he keeps changing his narrative
stupid women
wew
What is tht stance called?
who
How are you lads dealing with the heat?
incelinator
The Jordie Undertaker
Did the old lady die?
lmao
>the way the camera tilts in time with the woman falling over
>the beggar just standing there
Is this a Lynch film?
So far I don't have to, we have AC at work
Sitting inside watching Chelsea in my pants
20C here
what heat?
Sitting here naked
hermoine corfield, not even joking
with the ac cooling me house down to 23ºC
this is what Barca gonna look like after Messi retires
just about to take the pupper for a walk
what's the easiest way for him to drink from the bottle I take with me
31 here lads, might just melt 2bh
imagine paying 120m for dumbelel
he's such a brainlet
Thoughts on Chelsea's playstyle under Lampard? Looks very promising to me lads
thanks fren
Yeah looking good
>i-it's Messi's fault!!
just hang busquets, pique, and alba already.
any player with an iberian flag should fuck off from barcelona.
looks better than sarriball
Good clip, Chelsea press looking very good
I would fuck her ass
looks good, can't tell for sure until the season starts tho
the day that de jong atroplelates busquets can't come soon enough
Jordi is fine. Yes he did have a bad game against liverpool. But the test of the season he was the best left back in the world.
You can get dog bottles that have like a tray that is attached to the lid and you can fold it down for storage
alba has been playing well
halp
>what's the easiest way for him to drink from the bottle I take with me
you drink first then spit the water in his mouth
We lynched now?
passing the ball to messi doesn't make you the best left back in the world
>somewhere in a different universe that Alonso free kick ended up in the top corner
feels bad man
lose weight.
holy shit
37 and going up and i dont hace an ac. guess im gonna be in the gym working out for 3 hours today just for the ac
Take a small bowl or Tupperware tub with you
There are bottle with a lid that's horn shaped to make it easy for him to drink
Otherwise take a bowl with you
took too long. deleted it instead and now crying.
could take a sandwhich bag, fill it and hold it open for him
THE GOAT FEANKIE ID ON THE FIELS
poor guy, im here for you la
de jong stinker inc
It's still too early to tell how I feel about Lampard's playstyle, it largely depends how he lines up come EPL opener vs Man Utd
>37
Sure, but you lot dont have humidity. I experienced 50 degrees with 10% humidity abroad. Didnt feel a thing.
ah yes 1 of his 2 goals he scores a year, you've made your case for being an idiot.
>but Suarez is just fine
kys spic
jesus christ niggers are so dumb
why do barcelona have so manny buzz cut ngubus in attack?
>guy
dont hit on me, silly kyrgyzstan.
>120 million for a or zoomer
Griezman is fucking shit
What was the point of playing Christenssen for 2 minutes?
what do you mean, are you a (cute) girll ??
mebbe
teehee :x
If we don't sell Zouma surely Tomoroi is going back out on loan
how would you describe lampards tactics? seems heavy on possession what else
haven't shat in 5 days lads
>some literaly who wearing number 7
Jesus christ how badly did Coutinho really get cucked
get out tranny
go to a doctor asap mate
we're all girls who like football and use Yea Forums here
>thought i had good taste in music
>listen to this
>enjoy it
>youtube.com
fugg :D:D:D
Very attacking, high pressing
get some fiber in you
Drink water m8
Wew lad I shat this morning, am going to in a few hours and probably once more after dinner
Sounds harsh for you mate
Nice dribble but wank shot
seems similar to sarri ball
just open the tv and saw this
who is 19 in Barcelona?
he's awful
pretty sure greese would get it if it was available
>"Boss, put us in"
nevermind, it's Alena
>barca dabbed on by fucking tammy abraham
Kek I guess there's a reason the first thing people do when playing master league in PES2019 as Barcelona is to get rid of Rakitic, Busquets, Malcom, Suareth and even Messi.
>Policeshit
Enjoy your purchase, Chelsea. No refunds btw.
Rakitic, De Jong, Alena in midfield
Malcom, Rafinha, Perez in attack
no one in midfield wants to play as a defensive midfielder
no one in attack is a center forward
Hahahahahahahaha How the fuck is constipation Real Hahahaha Nigga just walk to the toilet and have a shit. Like nigga stop being constipated haha
GIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Carles Perez is pretty good
Yeah not sure why he's so shit or otherwise so average whenever he plays with the first team.
Prunes
GIROUD
WE GOT A GAME NOW
De Jong plays as a defensive midfielder m8
Yeah I could but you'd be paid less so
roll
why the fuck is chelsea's right flank so open the last 20 mins or so
GIRGOAT
FUCK EVEN THE WIND IS WARM
>That army guy
Every time
How’s everyone doing
what save Neto
>enter the house after walking the pupper boop snoot doggo
>It's 25 degrees but it feels cool
Loving every laugh
I'm supposed to be working but it's too hot so I'm playing with an anti stress ball
Good thanks how much sushi will you eat today
Good
>zouma
completely forgot this nigga existed
pretty good, how's the crowd?
I’m feeling ikanari today since today is off day for me
Perez is trash as fuck
Show us some nip qt in the crowd
pls
I know this match is a meme and all
(Barcelona are playing B team right back as a left back and Rafinha as a 9) but some of these players form is worrying
Todibo, Alena, Malcom, left back guy etc they look like the don't wanna be here
Looks good enjoy
>Kennedy's final pass or shooting ability
Noice
Reminder that Griezman is garbage and that Barca is going to crash and burn
Were playing very well
Kennedy sure can take a shot tho
how ironic
>Griezmann is garbage
Yeah sure buddy, were you raised in a small farm in Kentucky ?
for me it's Mohammed Oday's advice
sure, but Lenglet is the only guy that looks like he cares and he's holding back every single Chelsea attack by himself
don't reply to american posters in football threads. you have to be mentally challenged in the usa to have an interest in football
>muslims are a peaceful people
noice, have fun senpai
quite based if i say so myself
when's Hazard playing lads?
I'm more thinking based than cringe desu
Bakayoko is actually playing well
So which championship club is Kennedy going to?
off to a sell
Todibo passing is so shit
his positioning and reflexes are shit too
just buy a defender Bartomue, De Ligt isn't the only defender in the world
To who?
Milan
RIP Batman's future at Chelsea
We are looking very good going forward and in the transition from midfield to attack
Batshuayi still plays for Chelsea?
I'm surprised they haven't tried scooping someone like Skriniar or Koulibaly (?)
How much?
>Neto
In a friendly against barcelona D yeah
Abraham and Batsutashi are literally the same shit
>shartalona without MESSI to bail them out
Lmao
wew
tree fiddy
SEETHING
oh no no no no no
B A R K L E Y
le quarter mutt english footie lad barkley!
yikes
>neto
FOOTBALL = SOLVED
>Neto
More like, ball hits the Net-oh
The next Lampard la
Messi is the most underrated player in history having to play with that steaming pile of shit
Number 7 from barcelona is making coutinho look decent
yokohama > rakuten
Sure was worth it spending 75 gorillons on de jong
Danny Drinkwater > Frenkie De Jong
>lobbing the ball up to a manlet
Great idea
...
>still seething this much about him snubbing P$G
This steamed piece of shit won 5-0 against real withou him. Sit down messi boi
they wanted Lindelof but Manure told them to fuck off
they only signed Todibo because he was free and they wanted to sell him and make a profit, but now that they failed to sign De Ligt they're pretending he's some kinda of prospect and they always wanted to keep him
i thought we sold kenedy to newcastle
whenever perez got the ball I look away as I know nothing will happen
Where's Kante?
Lel who's this number 7 from Barca
Like that beautiful pass into nothingness just now?
BASED PEREZ DESTROYING BARCELONA
Coutinho obviously
Has an injury isn’t in Japan
Tfw drinky and Baka bossing midfield against dejong and rakitic
Cobham
fuck, imagine the retard japs screaming anytime he has the ball
you now remember Malcom is on the field
stfu paki
why would they do that?
And that is the only game time he will get all season. He is a bench rider through and through till Valverde buggers off
Chelshit fans getting uppity already I see.
Lampard is already the best meme of the 19/20 season and it hasn't even started. How does he do it?
They don't like black people
because they're massive fanboys, anything popular and "kawai" is a god to them
post the webm please i missed it
>De Ligt and De Jong come on
>concede
for me its the boxer Muhammad Ali
no refunds
Really activates my almonds
lel this, they never learn
yeah but why do you mention it in a kante post?
RAKISHIT
didnt watch, how did pulisic do
>letting rakishit score
lmao
Based rakitic
oof, pick that one out of the net you silly spanish prick
ROCKETIC
APOLOGISE PAKI
All your posts ITT have been shite. Please fuck off
Drinkwaters fault
Woah, what's the problem, pal?
wtf? stop dien bien phuing me
>dat space
Lel
anybody got the webm of rakitic's goal against spurs last season?
My disdain of him is still rather high from the Frankfurt game in EL
>all that space
fuck drinkwater
?
Lampard is better Valverdshit confirmed
Good match, a lot of positives to takes especially from the first half, can’t wait to see Kante playing in this team
So,
>Kawasaki > Chelski > Buycelona
>liquidator
based nips
i fucking love kepa
Reeeeeeee FF deserved to win the EL
firmly believe god made me ugly because I'd inpregnate all the women in the world and we'd have consanguinity problems if I was handsome
OHNONONONO
>ywn be this alpha
Based Frank
>deserved to win
Imagine that
See ya next game chaps
>injected plastic botox slut
hard pass zoomer
holy shit valverde.
jesus so that's why messi likes him?
*SOLVES FOOTBALL*
BASED AND BLUEPILLED
*SOLVES FOOTBALL*
BASED AND BLUEPILLED
*SOLVES FOOTBALL*
BASED AND BLUEPILLED
*SOLVES FOOTBALL*
BASED AND BLUEPILLED
*SOLVES FOOTBALL*
BASED AND BLUEPILLED
*SOLVES FOOTBALL*
BASED AND BLUEPILLED
*SOLVES FOOTBALL*
BASED AND BLUEPILLED
You mad
>celebrating this much against Barça C team
lel
That's not what the webm's about
alonso
kek
he can be great. He was goat in monaco and big parts of his stay at Milan he was also high tier lad. I think there's unlockment right behind the corner.
To be fair, Messi put him through on goal twice in the second leg and he bottled it spectacularly, coutihno and suarez were also put through by Messi and bottled it
At this point Messi should just play as an AMF and don't force himself to score all the goals.
to be fair, Messi should rest against la liga shitters when they're 23 points ahead because he's clearly finished and doesnt have the endurance to play 3 games in 6 days like he used to
He spent a whole week of rest and still was invisible in Anfield
>42 passes
>only 100% success rate
no refunds niggas
...
he provided great key passes
where did you find this stat?
Um, I saw the game and counted them?
who gives a fuck about those stats? he plays in the back
what the fuck
>France mad Ndomboeloe went to lel Spurs and was ignored by Barca
Barcelona looked awful
Good
*bittersweet symphony starts playing
Fuck farca