Never win world war

How do you say based in New Zealandish?

rent free

>never win world cup
Do your research, fat man

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>Germany losing to Great Britain
Heresy

1991 was a dark year

fuck australia and fuck czech republic

>catalonia
i don't know what sport this is but i've already lost all respect for it

Catalonia best girl

Theoretically they took part on the winning side during WWII if you look at ABDACOM

based and ANZpilled

Korfbal is the white equivalent of apehoop

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>Meme sport
Not helping our case here

that would be netball but w/e

You mean the even gayer version of apehoop

era penal

I can only hope those 1991 players have been punished severely, what a disgrace

uhhm..

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>Literally the oldest sport to ever occur in the history of mankind as abel and cain where the first two clubs
>Has had the most amount of professional and amateur players of any sport

Most based sport ever 2bh and every nation loves it except for a few islandlets and neutralcucks

I would argue that it's a non nation since throughout it's history it's been passed around like a twink in a bath house

>artificial country calling a real country a non nation
fucking lmao we have restaurants older than your country

We won WWII because we were in the allies. So there. Have a bitterbal on the house.

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I'd prefer one of those caramel disc things, they're well nice

BASED

Stroopwafels?

Yeah mate they're starting to sell them over here I've noticed not as good as yours but still very good

never heard of either of these shit countries

are bitterbals bitter?

war is a civilized and abstract representation of sports

No not really

No the name is derived from the drink they're supposed to be served with 'a bitterje' (diminutive word). Traditionally thats jenever or brandy. Most people eat them as snack though. Commonly served with beer in bars, at receptions or at home.

That's what I said you assclown donkey boner

fite me irl

>hurr durr lets have the exact same flag

NZ almost had a pretty baller new b/w kiwi flag

What is wrong with dutch people? they are like germans but more autistic in the sperg kind of way

We win at economy, so yeah, meh for you.

I love the bit in Gallipoli when the Brit sends all the colonials to their death

Ah
Gewoon boef man

We are way too fucking limited by our small country size.

had colonalism never been banned (of which the usa pushed the hardest, fuck you btw) then we could have still been a world power

germans are way more autistic though

You wish, Henk. Stay in your lane.

You are. Brainwashed with a epic world war 2 guilt causes you to be cucks and autistic.

lol

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Actually, companies are the best sport of all time

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the fact the netherlands paid for its existance with an independence war, blessed its existance.

During WW1 we were neutral but we made lots and lots of money selling stuff to the countries at war. Also we had a cool electric fence at the border with Belgium that electrocuted every trespasser. So in a way we did kind of win that war.

Didn't we pull up all the nutmeg trees and take them to India so the islands became worthless

>invented the stock market
>largest company ever
yeah im thinking there is something jewish going on here

N-no you

No, it was a Frenchman. Pierre Poivre was the first man that managed to grow nutmeg and cloves outside of the volcanic islands of the Moluccans, in his botanical gardens in Mauritius in 1769.

But we took all the trees to India and then gave the islands back to the dutch after they became worthless

Not the other autistic Dutchposter but FUN FACT we ratted out the most jews per capita during WWII

Red stars >> white stars.

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Nah, they became worthless because European tastes changed. Spices used to be for the wealthy, but that changed when they became common. The only people that kept on using a lot of spices in their food were the dutch. Up to this day we still put cloves in our cheese, the rest of Europe stopped doing that in the 18th century.

northern european countries are meh in general

theyre just tall and blonde, but they never actually accomplish anything on a global scale

>literal english colonies bragging about their achievements

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But Britain and France had broken the Dutch monopoly of Nutmeg so it stopped being so expensive, the only reason it was so lucrative n the first place was because it only existed on a couple of islands in Indonesia. We still use plenty of nutmeg in Indian cooking which is like the most popular cuisine in the UK.

>literally who country
We probably have a military base in your boring shithole

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how did I know an American created this thread before I clicked on it?
because it's fucking retarded.

why is there such a surge of american nupol faggots that are absolutely obsessed with europeans in these last few weeks? its getting real boring now and I dont even dislike the us

They came in during the Womens ***World Cup***, and haven't left since.

IDK honestly

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S U M M E R

Yeah that's true, the French and English contributed to the decline. But I think it would have happened even if the Dutch had kept a monopoly. Trade was already changing when they had that monopoly. Tea, for instance became really important in the early 18th century when the Chinese market became more accessable. So tea became much more fashionable than nutmeg and you guys got addicted to it.