Heem

DAN IS SUCH A FUCKING KEK FOR HATING ON GREG HARDY

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You can't have that hairline as an ethnic Finn.

going to the dentist lads

The only question is whether Max or Ladd will be the first fighter to die while cutting.

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you need the impeccable genetics of this man

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sad

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Penn literally has my body only I have a much larger penis and much larger balls

youtube.com/watch?v=BDk339CJ0us AT 58:30

THEY TALK ABOUT THE BIG FAG HATING ON GREG HARDY

GET IN MY GUARD

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Fer ser b. He's a natural 145er

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Based and Redpilled Dan

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Raphael Assuncao vs Jorge Masvidal
Leon Edwards vs Colby Covington

You know it makes sense

who’s the mike Tyson of mma? I think jon Jones

Reminder that Max is a cut baby who got exposed by The Diamond.

the diamond must be one of the worst nicknames with the last genderbender

why

It's not bad. Something different besides the usual 2edgy4me names like the Destroyer, the Damage, the Eagle, the Lion, blah blah blah. At

I unironically got called the "the frog" in my last gym, I liked it

Does it have anything to do with Dustin Diamond aka Screech from Saved by the Bell?

>Boring decision machine
Vs
>less than 1 min ko man
Nah man, even Roy Nelson it's closer than Jon "poops" Jones

díos mio la rana......

in many ways, leon edwards is the black jon jones

Actually bumped into Leon Edwards in Birmingham not long ago, told him I was a huge fan and asked for a photo with him. He said "nah dont do dem tings bruv" so I shouted 3 piece and a soda as he walked off, he turned round and said you're lucky I've got a fight coming up and I said more like you're lucky Fabian isn't here boom roasted! He was furious.

What can we do about the dan mirgliotta problem? Does he have a squeaky clean criminal record? What the fuck was his issue?

He's done it before when a black fighter did a celebratory dance. I don't remember which fight it was but I'm sure I have the webm.

I've been called "the boss" "the rock" and "sauce" and I always call everyone big motherfuckin whatever their name is

Were they actually going to fight?

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Yeah, he said some guy at one of his gyms was calling him Dustin Diamond and he didn't get it. He was getting trolled on the DL and kept the name. What an idiot. Can't wait to see Khabib hump his leg for 25 minutes. AND STILL

They did fight cazzie

I meant right there on the TUF set.

>treat me like a bitch
>you a bitch
>treat me like a bitch
>you a bitch
kino season

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Sauce sounds pretty neat
>

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Only casuals think Max will win.

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For me it's Warwick Davis

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Cinnamon is Asian, right?

Dehydrated + chin deleted from his last fight, you might as well call him Max Ladd.

Technically, yes as Asia produces roughly 75% of all cinnamon and it was first introduced to the Western world through trade with India. However, cinnamon has multiple varieties that grow in a variety of locations and it is not exclusive to the continent of Asia. Also, stop shitting in your streets you punjabi chaiwala.

kek I was "fancy pants"

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name a good nickname then. both those are actually good.

>you might as well call him Max Ladd

If he was overweight with a beer gut this would be correct. It's better to call him Max "Flushed" Holloway though, since he's closer to Darren "Toilet" Till being a cutbaby who crumples when faced with someone he can't sizebully.

In awe at the size of this bloke

>genderbender
>good

You've been taking too many maple syrup shots, my mountie friend.

Holly changed the hair color cuz she wanted to look like the stripper

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>Noooooo you can't hit someone in the back of the head when they go for a single leg. Hardy cheated!!!

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stylebender is what i meant.

Jon told her to change it so she looks less like his wife, who is also a blonde. Why have a mistress if she looks just like your wife?

post the other one

red bikini

She was. Imagine Jon’s surprise.

I went to reddit to read the Hardy seethe, and all I've found was a thread saying big Dan shouldn't ref fighters he openly dislikes.

Chins are so OP. Its like a giant health pool.
You can make like a hundred mistakes and still be called a p4p contender just cause you dont get knocked out where 70% of people would.

If you really think about it, Max is a lowkey can.

Maybe she'll look less fucking bald now

It's still cringe. His nickname is a spin on a Nickelodeon kids show and he's in his 30s. He's older than Rob, Gastelum and Costa but acts like he's a homosexual zoomer. He needs to seriously reevaluate his life.

I looked at bloody elbow earlier and they were all shitting on Jon Jones for some obvious lie from a waitress

There's nothing wrong with Dustin's chin. He kept taking shots from Poirier for 5 rounds that KTFOd Eddie and Gaycheese. The real question is Max's wrestling. When has Max fought a wrestler as strong as Frankie? Max's TDD never looked impressive, considering the type of opponents he fought (i.e. mostly strikers with no offensive wrestling), Frankie might very well wrestlefuck him to a decision.

it's the same for pain tolerance too, look at guys like Lesnar who feel everything

I hate how people mock fighters for not having good chins as well, like what are they supposed to do about it?

Jones is a POS but in the #MeToo era, I'm inclined to believe it's just some ho looking for attention and an easy payday. If you work at a stripclub it's literally your job to be sexually objectified. I hope Jon really did grab her by the pussy and I hope he gets off scot free too.

>There's nothing wrong with Dustin's chin.
I meant Max, of course.

Dustin poirier was taking shots from Dustin poirier how interesting

FUCK YOU GERMANY

tuck it

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Max has some of the best TDD in the UFC buddeh.

>tfw I boyed a guy with zero defence and who is in some sort of rapist cult who everyone hates
God damn it brain

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I can’t tell if Dustin is the GOAT for not getting heemed by himself or a pillowfisted can who couldn’t even knock himself out.

Lmao. Against whom was his TDD tested?

She wants to be battered by Jones.This is her last chance for Holly "the Cinnamon" Holm.

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vicious wrestler Brian 'the absolute t-city of' Ortega

She is old and wrecked. Since her husband left her, her best shot is being Jon's sidepiece.

Just jerked it to this picture, boys.

You lower your T that way, bro. I hope you saved the load. You can drink it and get back all the lost testosterone.

We've seen it many times, fighters getting their chin deleted in one fight, but getting chinleted in the next. Stipe, Bobby, Askren, Israel, Till...

Why did her husband leave her? Was it because she was fucking every nigger in her gym or for some other reason?

I really want to meet Aldo so bad.

lads
LADS
Just found out the BJ Pen is NOT a type of fleshlight used to simulate oral sex he's a cage fighter!

He found out she was a coalburner.

>Askren
Oh, fer sure. Name one fighter who would have withstood that knee.

>be Bones
>Famous athlete still in his prime
Why would Jon be fucking her, LMAO. She looked like a white lady who spent the last 25 years getting beaten up. She's probably about 65 years old in regular human age.

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I remember her husband from the Ronda fight.The guy is a natural born cuck and bored to death.Seems to me that Jon with the drugs,roids,jokes,battery is the better choice

She divorced him unironically.

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looks like a big strong dude no?

Based Jeff making redditors seethe for leaving his wife for coal burning.

Drink up, baby, stay up all night
With the things you could do, you won't but you might
The potential you'll be that you'll never see
The promises you'll only make
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
The images stuck in your head
People you've been before that you
Don't want around anymore
That push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
Drink up, baby, look at the stars
I'll kiss you again, between the bars
Where I'm seeing you there, with your hands in the air
Waiting to finally be caught
Drink up…

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Jef likes to fuck. Holly just wants to suck.

Jon likes to preach her pussy.Man jon likes free roids and send her every year in bodybuilding expo to get the connections.She wants his body for return

>beta cope
Holly left Jeff

cabbage

Raw is trending huge right now.

He looks ready to leave already.

Jon is trending raw in Holly if you know what I mean.

Who are you talking about?

do you think they... you know?

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Who's the undisputed P4P SNOOZE-iest fighter right now?

Tyron Woodley by a mile

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Either kebab or covington

imagine the afterparty

snoozeman himself

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>"Amanda, I know what you are thinking but lets talk this o-"

Who's the paki with the red headphones sitting ringside?

Anyone got the webm of the Walt Harris KO of oilyneck?

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fuckin aliens lol

Aushwitz mode

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preshiate ya

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olenik broke his leg ;_;

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face 7/10
body 8/10
skin color 10/10

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Colby puts on crazy pressure. If you think his fights are boring you are blind

Edwards and Usman are tied up top

how dumb is this jew.He asks Spencer "If i told you that in your second fight in the ufc you will fight Cyborg,would you believe me? "

lol fuckin idiot Helwanky Lina Lansberg fought Cyborg in her debut.This is not news.Zuffa feeds Cyborg some cans from time to time to increase the number of the featherweight fighters.This is mor like an exchibition fight

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Leon Edwards is the cure for insomnia.

*beats robert and jones in the same fight*

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Post this on reddit, you'll get some upvotes.

lol @ people saying struve or kos

I don’t think he does. If you see the full clip, Hardy and Dan are having a laugh right before. I think he’s shaking his head and laughing at his goofy ness and enthusiasm of his celebration

Leon Edwards is a boring nigger who puts all the fans to sleep with his shitty pillow fisted point fighting. Is that phrased more to your liking?

>breaking news

Aspen is not a virgin anymore

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holy based and one of us!

Looks like that thirsty weigh-in girl

Neal/Cyborg/Holloway
Free money

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I am really really confused right now, is Jon a changed man or not?

Pretty sure he's stopped even trying to present that act anymore.

this

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I would not be confused if he did

>Holloway

LMAO

This ain't lightweight, buddy. Plus Frankie is way more of a can than cte island man

Frankie is finished it's over for him

Heem quiz:

1) What race was Jamal?

[hint: it's not the race you might expect it to be!]

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Could be an arab here, but HAS to be black in America, tights?

How in the FUCK was the Jamal story even a joke?

Oh fer sure getting his chin deleted at LW doesn't count, it will be a whole different game while dehydrated at FW.

in many ways, the strip club waitress won the story of the fight

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how in the hell these brainshitters are mma insiders? lol It's logical for Spencer to have a better striking accuracy than Cyborg cuz she fought ONLY 7 times,6 of them at invicta with nobodies.Cyborg has fought 22 times.You can't compare 7 fights to 22 fuckin idiot but you can compare 7 fights of Cyborg against cans with those 7 of Spencer

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someone post the infamous jamal sketch

tattoos: -6/10

DiCeY dIcEy

Jawmawl is Asian!

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Why are people hating on Holloway? Is he popular on reddit? I would totally understand if that's the reason, it's just that reading stuff like that makes me think every once in a while you guys just pick a random fighter to shit on

No one is hating on him, some people just recognize his chin is gone, and he's done without the chin.

He's a pillowfisted cutbabby that got heemed by Conor. What is there to like?

yeah I don't like them either.In the next ratings i will have tattoo rate too

Face 5/10
Body 5/10

Ben askren

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Can Caskren

Would you let Master Valerie Loureda kick the shit out of you with her dirty feet?

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When there are no fights going /heem/ is just shit flinging and gossip for the lowest of low.

Holloway is just a purple belt in BJJ? I'm a purple belt! That means I am as good as max holloway. I'd heem all of you now

You're what's wrong with the world.

Stylebender unironically beats jones if he pumps some iron and gets his weight up

face 3/10
body 6/10 (womanlet)
skin color (0/10)
anal bleaching (0/10)

Why wont dana make a 165 pound division and push welter up to 175?

face 7/10
body 10/10
skin color 10/10
no tattoos 10/10

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>face 7/10

Definition of lanklet

cuz of the nose but at the same time she has that slutty look that makes you fuck her at least 11 times a day

awful post.

>body 10/10
>fake tiddies

What's up ,heem? Heard you was talking shit about my chin, faggots

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munster record for sure my b

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I love how all it takes is one win and everyones all "He's BACK!!!!!! :D"

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Losing to marcin tybura is the definition of shambles

Valerie loureda height is 5'4"(1.63cm) with a huge ass which means she is a moving bucket lol

I believe Tony has better cardio than Khabib. I've noticed khabib takes rounds off whereas Tony is nonstop through-out

yeah brah, it makes me diamonds

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>Thinking we'll ever get the Tony khabib fight
Heh

All that needs to happen is for someone to take out Dustin so he can't fight in abu dhabi and tony will fill in. That's how we get it.

personality -10/10
stuck with a brown goblin -100/10

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>I believe Tony has better cardio than Khabib.
Too simplistic even for 4chins. When was the last time Tony wrestled for 5 rounds? When was the last time he spent multiple rounds under an elite wrestler with suffocating top control? Throwing your opponent's weight around is more exhausting that throwing hands.

looking at her phone instead of wmma, pretty based if you ask me

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remember when this happened

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He beat JDS and bigfoot twice over 20 years so he's the GOAT heavyweight fer sher my guy

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he lost, if you lose you're a can on /heem/

Where do they talk about it?

It was hilarious when based Magumbo flushed him

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walkout songs
youtube.com/watch?v=H1Zm6E6Sy4Y

Cain was fer sher not gadooshed before he fell on his knee, my guy. Cain's a peach of a beast b

Can Casket

thats hilarious

khabib "poo poo" nurmagomedov

youtube.com/watch?v=uWlJcJT8xOc

kek, well I'd rather watch boxing too than that card

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10/10

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youtube.com/watch?v=S5OZ5oBixIU

For me it's Bethe

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Can I get the Greeks rating on Jessica please

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i dont think its a good idea desu lol
only for hof introduction

>KIDF is back
Holy fuck dude just stop.

100% jesus

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thought that was wanderlei silva

The JEWFC is finished

>KIDF
There's nothing to defend. Khabib is an undefeated champ with a perfect record who has lost only one round in his career and has never gassed despite the tremendous physical strain his fighting style imposes on him.

>nothing to defend
>proceeds to defend him

pukeman II:The rise of the throw up

m.youtube.com/watch?v=__OSyznVDOY

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How do I get a val gf to fart in my face?

James Vick.

>who is in some sort of rapist cult
Is that what reddit told you?

can fagliotta sucks

what a fucking embarrassment. p4p loser.

>Bethe Correia, Sijara Eubanks Agree to Bantamweight Clash at UFC Mexico City
fuck the ufc

>it's MAAAAM
In many ways, Crocop's expression on this picture is his realisation that maybe, MAYBE, taking all those steroids wasn't worth it.
>Just look what it did to this brazilian "girl", Mirko. What the fuck have you done?

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How has he avoided the Schaubrealm for so many years? Even Francis didn't send him there.

Wtf? Who is that woman ?

Aaaaand the refree in charge of this bout will be Jason "Death to ZOG" Herzog!

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garbage garcia. she would probably lose to aspen lard.

jazz FC

Only thing good that can happen on this PPV is Frankie winning

This is the worst card ever.

How many rounds would you last with Gabi, if you know what i mean

spencer winning would be way better, fuck that tranny looking steroidcheat

based

who

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dunno is she any good but she beat 1 tranny already

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she's a big girl

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>we saw a bear
Shame it didn't maul her and her faggot dogs to death

Nah I wish it's true, 4 of them got time and Lloyd got away with it because he was too drunk to get it up.

the bear thought he saw big foot

>her boyfriend's a dog
based

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>i lose 50 creepers every time i meantion him

Alright I'm done posting Ladd she creeps me out and sucks at fighting.

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This garbage ass "fighter" really needs to train more and hike/dogfuck less.

Blame Dana and his ultra normcore attitude. His ultimate dream is for the UFC to look exactly like NFL/MLB/NBA. Trying to use statistics like takedown success % without taking into account the quality of the opponents is a part of it. Easily packagable/marketable number.
I think Dana's brain will overload and stroke put if you try to explain what Elo ranking is.

Neither is the dog.

lmao

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you invent the pussycan?

Team: MMAGOLD (2012–present)
mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/07/mmagold-founder-grass-roots-program-paying-off-with-big-ufc-on-espn-13-slot-for-aspen-ladd

that boomer has been her coach since she was 17

Chris Weidman vs Dominick Reyes October 15th in Boston

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1153684396626665474

really still want a pair of his american flag sneakers

so who is jon fighting next? rematch with smif?

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>another flushed middleweight getting heemed at LHW
based

Reminder any high school wrestler could easily make the NFL.
youtube.com/watch?v=lgkCxnSHV7w

Wasn't reyes supposed to get a title shot? I guess everyone really did think volcano won

oh that's right i thought gayes was next too

Vertical jump height being a measure for athleticism is a meme though

youtube.com/watch?v=T34HBn0o0G8
my danish niggas know what kinda time I'm on... dotn @ me

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FYI I invented LADD posting

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why is there such an incestuous relationship with coaches and their fighters and fighters with fighters?
eg. pvz left TAM after being passed around

Is Adensanya hated by both Reddit and Yea Forums? Is there currently a more hated fighter?

now it must be blachowicz, I don't think they would volkan against him after "losing" to reyes

Can't wait for Reyes to disappoint everyone and not be able to finish a flushed MW only to win by a close decision in a snooze fest.

reyes already got exposed vs volkan dont think anyone thinks hes good anymore

Why would Reyes get a title shot? He beat osp and barley beat Volkov (who got handled by Smiff). Reyes doesn't beat most of the top LHW.

Yeah that is true, but most people expect a young LHW to heem a flushed MW, but it probably won't happen. It would be funny if The Chris pulled it out only to get heemed by a legit LHW.

Because MMA attracts both insecure loser kids and antisocial degenerate scumbags, places them together for a perfect storm of grooming, bullying, isolating, intimidating and finally molesting said child. I doubt aspen or rose were very popular and came from broken homes. Perfect targets, and it happens everywhere this is just UFC fighters we know... KGB Lee is another I think

Alright what did Jones do this time?

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and paige was gangraped and shamed in highschool and turned to MMA to cope and prob clings to any male attention in the gym

Usman
Woodley

The absolute state of boxing.

>Boxer Dadashev dies from Friday fight injuries

espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/27244105/boxer-dadashev-dies-friday-fight-injuries

thats how shit the division is

I hope chris flushes him

beat up some thot

Is this real?

Deadashev

Last workout with aspen ladd before she foreheads off to Poland

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Because he's #4 in the rankings and asked for a title shot after he lost against volcano

BASED

STOP

THE

FIGHT

Is jan and gustafson the same person?

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in many ways, all oh LHW is 1 person

its a parody account

What are the chances Lawler does to colby the same thing he did to Askren?

An by that I mean drop him on his head and punch him until he is unconscious

7.77% repeating of course
keep in mind that askren is a legitimate zero-dimensional trashcan fighter

Yeah that’s what I thought

She has a pack of dogs?

Is it weird that I find it hot to imagine her dogs taking taking turns to fucking her?

Not as weird as being so obsessed with dogs you own a pack

what are the odds you are having sex with extremely attractive women?

same odds as Lawler winning

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It’s really not that expensive to fuck an extremely hot woman here

Lowkey Felicia Spencer could win and she is at +450.

She at least has a better chance than fucking Fronkie at +300.

bookies love Schaub

LMAO

You're thinking of herb and izzy

when did Channing Tatum start fighting
?

beat another bum

right after your mom finished eating my butt

Askren vs Edwards. book it

So according to you Izzy lost his chin to Alex Perrerira and since then he has gone undefeated in MMA 17-0? And who deleted Rob's chin? Was it Wonderboy or Yoel in the 2nd fight

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Wouldfuck/10

Lol no

Holloway is used to fight manlets but not turbo manlets like Fwonkie. I’m betting on him in this fight

Canor mcroider babbies are just mad that max is the GOAT featherweight

Are yall gonna just ignore the fact that arlovski said the f word in his post fight interview?
Uhmmmmmmm we are all fighters sweaty.

im a professional dubs getter

Are you just going to spam my general?

KEK

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>aspen's boyfriend had a daughter with another woman when he started training teenage aspen lard

Why do mma fans claim a new GOAT every month

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LW isn't that stacked it was just backed up because three of its top guys fought so rarely. Both BW and WW are better.the fact that Cerrone, a great fighter but one whose flaws have been on display more times then I can count, was one win away from a title shot proves that LW isnt that deep. Khabib and Tony and Dustin are obviously incredible fighters but below that you've got some incredibly low fight IQ guys. Dudes like Iaquinta who are just not capable of adapting and coming up with new plans were in the top of the division, kevin lee was a top 5 at one point and he should not be a top 5 in any division.

Heempill me on Royce(Hoyce) Gracie.

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>LW isn't that stacked it's just backed up

Yeah, I saw a Xev Bellringer video about that. It can lead to a lot of explosive bodily fluids. It sounds like Dana needs to get his hands dirty, and release the LW division of all that blockage.

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>le everyone is shit xDD

Sizzling hot original take

What are the chances of 241 not being disappointing ?

I mean thats not what I said but ok retard

He lost twice to Dustin, who lost to Canor McNuggets. He also lost to Conor but somehow he's the "GOAT" because he finished an over the hill Aldo post having his soul taken by Conor. Max is a cutbaby who crumples when he can't sizebully his opponent. He's going to get heemed by Fwonkie and then be forced to retire.

Just saw iamthebays vid. Khabib gloating to DC that he was more kids. Wtf. Dark Dagestani humour

Autism

Because top mma fighters face other top mma fighters, not avoid them their whole careers till they're in the retirement home like in boxing

dont tell khabib that

Lit

Aldo in Japan.

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Its not really khabib's fault the lw division is a complete mess

the only worthwhile p4p list

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nein

learn to be better defensive fighters, not be cocky and keep their chins up. This is why Luck Cuckhold is the biggest joke

at this point aldo should just go to rizing and crush asian twinks until retirement

its certainly khabibs fault that he crushed cans for his first 20 fights. the fact that a dude has 4 top LW wins is a champ is embarrassing

>2 bantams in the top 5
nigga plz

>in boxing you don't tap out like a pussy

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there's only one bantam DJ was only a bantamweight while fighting parttime

once youre flushed... youre flushed

that story is nonsense she was bullied because her brother was was arrested shortly after graduating from the same high school. i'm guessing she justifies it because she uses the money to pay back her brother's victim's civil lawsuit

wait what? wtf happend?

Time to move to Brazil.

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Romero

whos more irish till or gooby?

because x fighter wins 4 times in a row

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she left the state to train mma and became a born again christian right after her brother was arrested for child molestation

Also Maycee, Jessy Jess, and Ashleigh Evans Smith

I'm having some real problems with my knees, I've always had problems with them, they don't bend well in BJJ. And when I run they hurt bad afterwards and hyper-extend by themselves. I've noticed when I stand straight my knee caps don't stick out, should they? I feel like most peoples knee caps do stick out when they stand straight. Yesterday as I was walking they just kept bending backwards, really painful like I was being kicked in them, but I went to the hospital and there's no damage.

is the Irish meme finally ded?
I honestly can't think of any good Irish fighters left since Conor got his cheese and dipped. He's been flushed ever since. Duffy got bodied by >Vick and James Gallagher got Gadooshed in KEKator.

>Also Maycee
coloradoan.com/story/news/local/2014/11/14/karate-instructor-sexually-assaulted-student-police-say/19049307/

Your tendons might be fucked up, try an MRA scan

HW is truly can central

instagram.com/p/B0Oya5Lnsw_/
what did she mean by this

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how do they feel if you swim for awhile?

Dana duped him into an 8 fight contract. Total idiot. Look into it.

>that got heemed by Conor
he got decisioned by Conor. CAZZIE OUT

>240 picks wouldn't be much more interesting than dana white contender picks

A bum who had been doing bjj all his life but still got tapped by Eddie.

It says more about how powerful eddie is

He's never been the same after injuring his legs

I haven't swam in years, I can cycle no problem. Running is impossible if feels like I'm landing on my leg straight even though I'm not, this is with running shoes and on a treadmill instead of concrete. I can bend my knees like this no problem which doesn't seem normal, in fact sometimes it happens without me noticing. But recently it's been painful.

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don't get hit.

Looks like women's elbows.

no
fucking
way

jesus christ m8

Holy Knuck boys

True. But the only reason he won so much is because nobody ever cared about bjj and didn't know how to fight against it. The whole Gracie family is a meme. Kron might be the only decent guy who came out of it

looks like a case of chronic DYEL kek

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fucking raptor looking ass

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you got AKA knees

go to a doctor you idiot

Thoughts on the Bellagio? I'm staying for the first time in November.

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prime Rickson heems eddie bravo

its in a good spot on the strip, whatre you going for?

Prime Rickson forgets rules whenever he loses

American holiday called Thanksgiving.

Post the contender series picks. I'm betting on the fights tonight

sei nich so, brudi

Ireland has a population of 4.7 million. How many UFC champions does Wisconsin have?

Anthony Pettis actually defended his title.

Looks like a case of Kenny the Jet knees

BTFO

BKFC!

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IC bajs

XD

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True, but we still have two titles

Whats it like being this btfo?

Did any of you watch the mike tyson hotboxin episode with cris cyborg?
Eben britton unironically cried, cringed so hard had to turn it off

who is your favorite prelim bum?

I went yesterday, there's no damage. It's just something some people have, but it makes running really hard to do so my cardio is not improving.

That brazilian manlet build like a fridge, you know which one

Does Vick retire? Or move up?

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I don't really like that guy so I just hope he keeps getting heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemed

Sup Crazy Lega

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I didn’t realize brits had legs worse than their teeth. Charge it to the queen!

>vegas for thanksgiving

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Imigine unironically coming to heem for medical adice

Vulgar display of flushing

With the millions of Africans you're going to take in you'll have a lot more champions.

I've never needed a filling but my teeth are very yellow. I don't understand how Americans have white teeth because mine came through yellow I remember.

Es tut mir leid digga

Prazeres

I brush twice a day and mouth wash once. Just brush your teeth more and they won’t be yellow. I even drink a lot of black coffee and I don’t have yellow teeth

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You think I don't brush twice a day? Everyone does that it's never made them white. I floss as well. I've even tried that charcoal toothpaste it did nothing. I read about something in the water but I think a lot more Americans have bleached their teeth than care to admit it. Especially with how many sugary drinks you guys have.

We brush at least twice per day, floss, use a fluoride rinse, and go in for a cleaning every 6 months. We also drink less tea so that might be a factor.

too broke and not popular enough to retire now

Genius, isn't it? The only thing that would make it better is if the UFC put on a card at T Mobile that weekend but I dont think the UFC does thanksgiving weekend cards.

Literally what I stand like, feels normal. It says Hyperextension of the knees happens because some people have loose ligaments and tendons around the knee joint. Often these people have looseness globally. They also may have pelvic misalignment like anterior pelvic tilt, posterior pelvic tilt or hyperextension of the the hip joint (or sway back). So how can you help someone correct something that is basically a structural, genetic issue? Mind control.
A person with hyperextension of the knees needs to be conscious of how they stand and walk. They need to retrain what "straight" feels like and learn to not go to their "bony end-point". They don't get the pleasure of standing with a "locked out" knee. When the knee is locked it is very stable ligament-wise and it is easy to stand with little to no muscles needed. Keeping your knees "soft" takes some muscular work, including core work, and its hard to remember.

I have been surprised by clients lack of awareness of their knee hyperextension. Once you bring attention to this, clients may experience improvement in knee pain immediately. But they would never have thought to stop hyperextending. Although knee pain is not necessarily a side effect of hyperextension in the short run, in the long run hyperextension of the knee will damage the joint. Hyperextension can also cause plantarfasciitis.

Kimberly Ladd hasnt posted on IG since aspen's heeming... what do you ladds think shes up to right now?

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>I don't understand how Americans have white teeth

They bleach them. Even when their teeth are rotting away inside they have to have them look pearly white. Same with mutilating their genitals purely for appearances. If you look back even just a few decades at Americans in movies their teeth were not that white.

you could go to a Knights game

Aspen Fatt

Idk how many people bleach their teeth but I know I haven’t. Sugary drinks are a gen x and boomer problem. Millenials and zoomers are woke on the sugar Jew. Us younger groups are addicted to caffeine and nicotine.

Doing that in March when they host my Kings.

ORTEGA GANG OR DON'T BANG

>Us younger groups are addicted to caffeine and nicotine.
lol speak for yourself, nerd. Nicotine is for brainlets. The rest of your post is correct though.

I don’t smoke or take nicotine but the facts are there to prove a lot of people are addicted to vaping for our generation.

Never known someone who wasn't on drugs not to brush twice a day, I use Listerine mouth wash, floss and don't drink caffeine or fizzy drinks, well maybe a fanta once in a while for a treat. I asked my dentist about them but he said they're good teeth and the colour is just because of the enamel, but I can pay to get them bleached if I want. But if they're fine, and I've never needed a filling which is pretty rare, I think I'll just leave them. Only Americans seem to care about the colour of them. I think I used to eat too much fruit under the impression it was really good for you but it does a lot of damage on the teeth.

What do you like to drink other than water? We're getting a bit off topic here but I do like when we can get to know each other more.

>I use Listerine mouth wash

Which does nothing.

Brits have just shit teeth stop coping

>Aspen Fatt
>Can Askren
>Toliet TIll
What else

What choice did Ortega have

>Jessy Jess, and Ashleigh Evans Smith
source

Megan Canderson

I've always admitted it though, I'm very jealous of Americans teeth. I just don't believe they come through that white. I have pictures of me when my first adult teeth came through and they still had a yellowish ting, never haven been exposed to anything. I'm more worried about me knees which will never lock properly according to the internet. What a disadvantage.

I only drink coffee, water, kombucha and I put milk in my protein Shakes. I’ll also have a tea with some milk and honey in it before bed to relax.

Plenty of people are vaping CBD and THC, or they're vaping juice that doesnt have any nicotine.

Out house Ortega
i just invented that btw

Get a job on the docks making a comfortable living or get CTE by the age of 30.

Have you seen our demographics?

I'm going to try that, I wanted to vape cbd oil but it puts fat in your lungs and requires a modified vape so I'm just going to try cbd e liquid to see if it actually does anything for injuries. I don't believe it will but I have a friend who swears by it.

Vaping cbd isnt going to do shit for inflammation. You gotta ingest it or better yet use a topical CBD product.

>yellow teeth

chalk it up to genetics and little to no dentist visits while growing up

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I have these cbd lotion sticks that are similar in size to deodorant sticks and use those for soreness or injuries. I’ll also put them on my throat so I can smell the menthol in them and take melatonin before bed on sundays to fight off the Sunday scaries.

Have you seen what our government just agreed to?

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cutbabby and his blessedshit with his kid is gay as fuck

why are you allowing thousands of africans into your country

I tried the rub ones but it was no different to vaporub. You think the drops would be the best?

for me there is a new goat every card

Rafael toe fungus

Western europeans are too soft. They will be functionally extinct in 30 years.

Uhhh buddy the point of vaporub is you breath the fumes and it helps your sinus passages clear. The point of CBD salve is it gets absorbed into the afflicted tissue. Different remedies for different ailments.

I'd actually keep my yellowteeth and just get rid of the gaps if i had the money.

Dominick Cruz got plantar fasciitis

Bros this channel is /HEEM/ incarnate.

youtube.com/watch?v=r9BCWPg7qkA

Joe Rogan? Big fan, here. What are you doing in Finland? Can you tell me or is it secret squirrel shit?

The bong's kneek in the wheez

This. I hope are boy gets a real striking coach like Duke or Hooft

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What part of China are you from?

It was some thing you rub on the area you've had surgery. It was no different to taking a paracetamol though.

Toilet sissy is flushed

Based. Dropped a like on that video.

*VAPES*
Yup, cures cancer and cte, ahhh

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BC, lol.

Hello. Had to pay a visit after I heard there are public saunas there but I didn't realize Finland isn't full of niggers so I couldn't see any naked black men and I'm a bit sad right now.

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I figured. I used to watch those Linus NCIX warehouses sales and it was 95% Asians.

Feels good to be American

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Sometimes I feel bad for white people, but honestly they did this to themselves and nature is merely taking its course. It's a waste of energy to feel pity for creatures that are on their way out.

They both dated Julian Wallace and got beat up by him. Jessy got beat up because she bought him the wrong type of cup noodles

name a better bromance than DC and Khabib

Why do heemers have small chests usually? Have none of them heard of a bench?

DC and Jones.

They both dated Julian Wallace. Jessy got beat up and choked fron him because she bought him the wrong type of cup noodles. I think he also beat up Ashlee while they dated

What bromance? They are training partners and that is it. They're not friends outside the gym.

That's disrespectful to in n out.

Khapeeb "the peegle" Poomagoshitov

The Tyron/Sage broship was fun while it lasted.

Don't know why this made me laugh as hard as it did

Me and your dads boipussy

based triple c!

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youtube.com/watch?v=sMsG_BZQGfU

Geoff Neal is the real deal. Gonna be a star in a year or two

Connor is white

>Jessy got beat up because she bought him the wrong type of cup noodles

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Anyone that hate on or discredits Cejudo is not a fan of the sport.

Someone about how many wrestling olympics medals he has.

>Le at the same time meme
Randy and BJ are the true double champs

Rizin this weekend?

I know the answer he wants is that he's a gold medalist meaning he has 3 golds on him, but what majority are going to say is Amanda Nunez.

>fill your face and body full of disgusting tattoos
>traine some You Eff Cee
>beat up women

Is this how i get a qt gf like jessy jess?

Sunday in the AM

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Fuck off spic

Conor and Artem

Still my boy

lol dc holding that belt like he didn't get flushed by jon

Fat retarded annoying faggot

He's not tall either so maybe he was fun person to be around

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why would he respond to this? is he a literal brainlet
fucking zoomer generation

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Walkouts
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DMfnUe3SHkM

Trolls usually turn into fanboys after fighters respond to them. Its truly pathetic.

youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

Where are the picks for DWTNCS?

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We're fucked lads

Fucked

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Based Sammy

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>Be a brainlet
>Die
Not boxings fault

Based

Thanks user

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>Right as Holly goes for the pussy ass trademark Jackson Wink oblique kick
BASED NUNES

b-but Holly is a 9 gorllion-time kickboxing world champion

Yes, Amanda is the gift that keeps on giving.

Max Holloway (c) vs. Frankie Edgar
Cris Cyborg vs. Felicia Spencer
Geoff Neal vs. Niko Price
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Arman Tsarukyan
Marc-André Barriault vs. Krzysztof Jotko
Alexis Davis vs. Viviane Araújo
Hakeem Dawodu vs. Yoshinori Horie
Gavin Tucker vs. Seung Woo Choi
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Deiveson Figueiredo
Gillian Robertson vs. Sarah Frota
Erik Koch vs. Kyle Stewart
Tanner Boser vs. Giacomo Lemos

heem any here

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That's a solid january fight night

I'm jealous of this bastard

Cyborg via tko, cyborg ml is 1.16 kek also max is a meme but most likely still wins against flushed edgar

That chick got wet af after watching that fuck boy get btfo

Niko is a wild card tho

for sure frankie's ko power is a b-b-b-beast

I swear she isn't, it's Boxing only.
I think Rogan kept saying she was a multiple time Kickboxing champ but that shit was all made up. She's a Boxer, I just checked her wikipedia and it lists 3 kickboxing fights, the only kickboxing title it lists is I think a regional amateur one.

Those burgers look good

Cazzies who didnt even watch his last few fights, if you did youd know he got robbed in all of them. Hes on 4 fight win streak

uh user...

youtube.com/watch?v=9ks-pkUGk28
If you know you know

Zabit vs TBA on November 9th in Moscow

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1153767185862389760

Have you tried famous burger yet

TBA is a tough challenge, he could cause an upset

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NEW

Actually the Shamil loss was just

How is Famous Burger?

I can see the droplets falling from her pussy at the end there