Let's face it bros - being a bird would likely be more fulfilling than being a human, wouldn't it?

Let's face it bros - being a bird would likely be more fulfilling than being a human, wouldn't it?

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Yeah it has its benefits, you can play jokes in those who have cleaned their cars, girls that have their hair dones or the ones that use gel.

And maybe the most important you can fly.

Too stressful. These little shits always have an eye behind their back.

Being an Eagle maybe. A small bird? You'd end up in a cage or in a cat's stomach before long. For those who think they'd like living in a cage, remember there would be no porn, animes or internet available to you.

Anyone who isn't a parrot isn't birding right.

>be a parrot
>fly low over someone's back garden
*snap*
>alaskan malamute jumps clear and grabs you mid-air
>be eaten alive

I love birds :)
anyone else here like birdwatching?

>not being a tibetan fox
>mfw

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I like the ducks at the park near me.

Yes
London's teaming with parakeets these days, and the tree in my garden is always full of them.

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I like ducks and grebes. we have a reserve in the city with ponds and swampy terrain and it is full of them

parakeets in britain sounds weird. introduced species?

>londonist.com/london/great-outdoors/london-s-parakeets-everything-you-need-to-know
Nobody fucking knows really, but they're here.

Bow down to your new masters

We've got wild wallaby on Lambay Island here in Dublin.
What's a grebe? Swan or goose maybe. I like all those water-fowls but ducks are my favourite, they're just having a good time.

these cunts pass through socal in shrieking little swarms, but at least they look exotic. let's be real tho, pic related is the goat bird

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What's Yea Forums favourite bird? For me it's the Falcon

condor. super uber lanklet. rare and protected species so you can fly anywhere. other birds get jelly of the wingspan and gliding ability

For me it's the Haast Eagle, so I can style on humans.

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You'd be a descendant of dinosaurs

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>What's a grebe? Swan or goose maybe.
nope, not waterfowl. physically similar to loons but not too close in the tree. just nice looking marshland type of birds

for me it's the rufuous bellied thrush

had a job in the south for a while. saw them every day. when you're out hiking there are always two or three of them gliding very high up directly over your head, waiting to see if you drop dead to feed on your corpse! just fancy vultures desu

I'm more of a mammal guy but I do love geese. It seems to be common opinion that geese are mean creatures and will honk at you and attack, but I have had many encounters with geese and never had a problem with them. They've all been friendly to me.

Albatros

don't wanna be misantropic but most animals have a better existence than humans

concience is painful, and animals don't have that. but also not having pain is boring

haast eagle are based

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White crested Chickadee

Can anyone ID this bird I just saw at work?

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Pingu

what if I shit on the streets, huh?
would that make me an indian? dumb little shit