/nfl/ General - 10 days until pre-season Edition

>he believes that pill of bullshit
hahahahAHHAHAHAHA

disprove him. show the evidence.

Why dont they run in the opposite direction on windy days

For all the nitpicks that can be made in arguing who's better between the Eagles and Cowboys (Wentz vs Dak, O-Line vs O-Line, Defense vs defense) why don't there seem to be any analysts noting the absolute canyon of a gap between Pederson and Garret as coaches?

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First post
worst post

>Your Team
>Projected W/L
>Your favorite player on that team
>Should Tyreek have gotten punished?
>What are you afraid of?

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Why would anyone comment about that? It's glaringly obvious Garrett is better than Pedoson.

This

1. yes pederson is leagues better
2. if pederson keeps it up with this 4th down meme bullshit (2nd quarter separated by one score, middle of the field) i'm gonna lose my fucking shit
3. that said going for it on 4th down a lot is still smart he just does it a few times too many

>sleeping on the steelers
hope no one is doing this

>chefs
>12-4
>no he’s quite a good boy
>getting some sort of horrible disease

I honestly don't know how any Cowfag can justify Garrett's tenure as HC?

The entire thinking behind it is that the analytics say that the times you make up for it will make up for the times that you miss so I'll doubt that he'll change

Who's the best qb Canada has ever made?

Raiders
8-8
Carr
Shit I don't even know who's lying, just give him a 4 gamer like they always do
Dying Alone, no afterlife and true oblivion

Eagles
11-5
Darren Sproles
Not by the NFL. He did do it though.
I have a mild fear of heights, but I'm getting over it

>I honestly don't know how any Cowfag can justify Garrett's tenure as HC?
We don't.

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>Your Team
Pants
>Projected W/L
10-6
>Your favorite player on that team
Olsen
>Should Tyreek have gotten punished?
Probably not
>What are you afraid of?
Squids

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pack
9-7
currently jaire, but I will always remember rodgers the most
couldn't give a fuck anymore
dying alone or drowning

AH FUCK! MY ARM!

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That's why I love murica.

based Belichick killing it in its cradle

>>Your Team
Pats
>>Projected W/L
12-4
>>Your favorite player on that team
David Andrews
>>Should Tyreek have gotten punished?
For consistency's sake, yes.
>>What are you afraid of?
Nothing I can think of. Shit I'd rather not do, but can't say I'm afraid of anything anymore.

>Boyz
>11-5
>Tie between Witten and LVE
>Zeke got punished after investigators recommended against it, so I bitterly say yes.
>The Mexicans taking over my state.

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>Texans
>9-7
>Watson
>No
>the future

Aints
9-7
Cam Jordan
Zeke and Brady got 4 for less, so should he
The unknown, and several insects

Batriots
12-4
yeah fuck him
my own shadow

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if the cowgoys didnt get dabbed on by godgers in 2016, would they have beaten the falcons?

>Patriots
>13-3
>see pic related
>Yes
>Lightning

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oh and also, Sony Playstation

>would they have beaten the falcons?
Doubt it; the Cowboys didn't have the defense to stop that Falcons offense and I don't think a rookie QB could've kept pace with them.

>fins
>8-8 or 7-9 the same thing like always and people are going to think something has changed
>minkah fitzpatrick or fitzmagic
>dont fucking care.
>this team being 8-8 and given sense of success

His knee is fucked.

Steelers
9-7
Juju
Probably should have gotten 4 games
*smacks lips*

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Broncos
10-6
Lindsay
Fuck tyreek—punched pregnant gf in college in belly lol

i guess he's gotta do it now that the team is looking good. however he also went back to his bullshit of not running the ball.

Falcs
10-6
Should have been Matt Bryant
Don't care
Success

yeah but saying brady was too obvious
harris can take some of the load now anyway

>however he also went back to his bullshit of not running the ball.
That was justified with the RBs we had last year. Now there's no excuse

At least he got a ring, which is more than Gurley will ever have.

>Chorgers
>Don't know I haven't watched the schedule
>Keenan Allen
>Don't really care, fuck the Chiefs
>That we get abblassted by the Patriots again in the Playoffs

I can't believe the league is still sleeping on Third Leg Greg and his cumback season.

Eagles
12-4 baybee
Cox
absolutely not. he did nothing wrong. also chiefs are our greatest allies
pretty sad because I think I've already met the love of my life, we had an incredible 2 year relationship, and recently got back together for a couple weeks. thing is she's headed in a completely different life direction (moving out to some mountain region, my work demands a city life, also she's in medical school several hours away, she's gonna be a doctor). we still clicked like hell though, we finish each others sentences and like all the same music, she's really cute too.

so yeah i guess my biggest fear in life is that i've already peaked romantically and that I'll never find a partnership like that again.

No one will ever have a better ending to a career than Peyton Manning
>starts off sub-NathanPeterman tier
>wins Super Bowl with Colts, cementing himself as a franchise legend
>watches his brother BTFO the gaytriots the very next year
>gets a statue of himself built outside Lucas Oil
>gets traded to the Broncos and becomes an instant 2-team legend
>bitchslaps Tom Brady THREE TIMES
>final game of his career is an upset of the 15-1 panthers in Super Bowl fucking 50
>retires with no signs of CTE, only long term damage is to his joints
Even if Brady retires after a Super Bowl, it’ll be some irrelevant one like 57 that no one will remember. Manning’s career was absolutely perfect.

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kek

literally nobody thought manning was peterman tier. he set records for TDs. stopped reading there. dumbass fanboy

>Giving Peyton cocksuckers (you)s
Dumbass.

Pats
14-2
David Andrews
Hopefully the refs turn a blind eye to cheap shots Cam Newton style all year
Oblivion

Right, almost as if it were written...

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Patriots
12-4
Brady
Yeah, he probably did it. People have received suspensions for less.
Spiders and heights.

>le collapse in big games forehead man

I guess you forgot the part about getting stonewalled most of your career by the GOAT and living in Brady's shadow with like a decade of playoff losses. Only to retire and be completely forgotten as everyone is too focused on the guy who permanently cemented his legacy as the greatest of all time. But hey, at least you're usually #2. ;)

dont forget his goat commercials
amd chad PEDHGH Ninja skills
>oh those are for my wife
FUCKING GOAT RESPONSE

berds

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sorry to hear that

Never Forget.

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imagine if the AFCE was competitive

Browns
10-6
Yes
Becoming paraplegic and my gf leaving me

Player is Garrett

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Women w/ that facial type age like milk

She looks like she fucks black guys.

That they missed the playoffs?

Jonnu Smith was such a waste of a pick. The Titans just couldn't wait to draft a TE, they HAD to have one then and there.

Packers
10-6
Bahktiari
Yes
Idk

Oh wait, being "buried" alive (trapped by rubble, etc)

Without this play happening the Patriots wouldn't have won the Superbowl.

Broncos
9-7
Von
Anything to fuck over the queefs
Getting someone pregnant

>Your Team
Tennessee Titans
>>Projected W/L
10-6
>Your favorite player on that team
Taylor Lewan a.k.a. The Most Based Football Player in Football.
>Should Tyreek have gotten punished?
Yes
>What are you afraid of?
Myself

>Getting someone pregnant
Something tells me you dont have to worry about that

>a-a-user...
>i...*sniff* i'm pregnant

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Something tells me you’re a butthurt faggot

>tfw iktf

Choofs
13-3
Kelce
He dindu nuffin
Living my whole life in apathy

NFL top 100 series is being posted. Preseason around the corner bros
>predict your team's players to make the list
>fringe players that could make it next year

players so far:
Eric Weddle
Derrick Henry
Tyler Lockette

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Larry Fitzgerald.

Chandler Jones is a stretch.

Fuck my existence

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Hopkins obviously
Watson and Watt might sneak in

>>predict your team's players to make the list
rodgers, bakh, amos, adams... clark and jones gets snubbed
>>fringe players that could make it next year
clark, jones, martinez, jaire... maybe MVS or mike daniels

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average of 3 players per team, I'm sure watson and watt make it in from name recognition. big market plus playoff team

Cox, Kelce, Johnson, Jenkins, Wentz, Ertz. Graham deserves it, but won't make it.

Give the 'phins something, they get so little.

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>this year
Brady, Edelman, Gronk, Gilmore, Flowers
>make the jump next year
Bennett, Winovich, Harry, JCJackson

could see jenkins get snubbed, I think he is the least popular of the group (deserved or not), and theres only 100 spots

>wentz is #96
>last year he was #3
Oh no no no

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he would actually be a great DE. speed, power, agility

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houston is not really a big market. it gets zero regional support and even severe local encroachment because of dallas and has an above average number of transplants

kek
KEK

Why was he ranked 3 to begin with?

Houston has the highest Full Kit Wanker rate in the league, with approximately 125 full kit wankers per 100,000 fans

>This is the face of the Giants' future

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Didn't this nigga miss like half a season.

FPBP.

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I don't think I've seen anyone in a legit uniform at a game. Does this actually happen?

>the ABSOLUTE state of the NFCE
>invariably, some NFCE meme team(s) will dab on an overrated trash team in the playoffs

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Odell, Bitonio, Landry
Fringe players are Garrett, Mayfield, Ward and Richardson

No one in their right mind would ever upload pics of themselves going FKW to the internet, so you have spot them yourself

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this isnt a talent evaluation, its a voting system and popularity contest
mayfield and garrett will 100% make the list while literal who bitonio won't even if he's really good

I didnt realize its the players voting probowl. Well then yeah they'll get in. Ward maybe next year and that explains why Joe Thomas always got in too, seemed like everyone liked him a lot on the field

He's gonna start at some point this season, right?

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>Giants are the team of the biggest and most sophisticated metropolis in the world

>Past three franchise QBs have been a country bumpkin from Kentucky, a country bumpkin from Mississippi, and a country bumpkin from North Carolina

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I've been to multiple games at 2 stadiums and never seen it. Occasionally you see the helmet as part of someone's halloween getup but even that's rare.

Depends on the Giants' record. The NY market will never allow the Giants to do what the Chiefs did with Smith-Mahomes.

If the Giants make a change, Eli likely steps into the same role Kurt Warner served in during his rookie year.

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Based

it would take total fortitude and commitment from the giants FO and coaching staff to keep jones benched during another sub 8 win season, but I would love to see the media panic over it

Lol fuck peyton mango

Bring back Geno

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youtu.be/0N0rvF5vV0k

This game was fucking retarded offensively.

is that surprising? the giants have never been the apple of New York's eye. always always been the yankees with a healthy helping of Knicks.

what I mean to say by this is that New York is not Footballtown, USA in the same way that Dallas, Green Bay, or Philadelphia are

The Knicks haven't even made the playoffs in about 20 years

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what's your point? NYC will always contain more basketball fans than football fans

Where is Ryan Kerrigan going to end up on the top 100

Lol

these are the best nfl memes to come in recent years.

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God I hope Alex plays again.

Fucking Redskins curse.

Alex Smith will play this season.
the game clock will be run down or stopped at appropriate times.
timeouts will be taken.
turnovers will not occur.
playbooks will be read.
eight yard passes will be completed.
the NFC East is about to learn the true meaning of the word "elite".

my jets friend still has his Smith jersey kek

#SmethUntilDeth

>powerful arms allow him to overthrow receivers
Still gets me

>putting the newton hit in TJ Watts vid
panturds SEETHING

>Drives his helmet directly into Cam's throwing shoulder

Should have been targeting. Fuck you.

KEK

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Sure are a lot of pompous opinions itt.
You cretins have the combined football knowledge of a 6 year old tranny fortnite pro.

Want to talk about upcoming success? Look no further than the Arizona Cardinals. Kyler Murray. Now this is a guy who has major agility and a deceptive running style, but he is not a running quarterback. Here's a guy who can make all of the throws. Here's a guy who has the football intelligence to make good reads
This is a guy who is arguably a top 10 quarterback before ever playing a down. Kyler Murray is a guy's guy, too. He's a very tough kid. This is a guy you build around. I'm calling it now - 10-6. Playoffs. This is a guy who will change the game forever.

>quarterback wasn’t the problem
>replace him
0-16 incoming

The Watt hit is de juro an illegal hit. It should have been 15 yards roughing the passer at the very least. But they aren't going to call that in Yinzburgh because you always have to play two opponents there.

Also, two different touchdowns in that game should have been called back. Antonio Brown was literally and unironically pushing off on Donte Jackson the entire play.

>shitposting about a team that would welcome a 7-9 record with open arms

What exactly did he mean by this?

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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS KID JARRYD

texans are up there I think but the colts are the full kit wanker kings

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i've seen this episode too many times

@94381633
>6 year old tranny fortnite pro
wow, didn't even try

just muted all tripkikes and the thread's quality is back to baseline

BRETT FAVRE

nuh uh the offense is kyler dodging the 4 man rush with 10 personnel every play until someone breaks open deep
touchdown every drive

Colts
9-7
Andrew Luck, but I like most of the team
IF THE GLOVE DOESNT FIT
My conservative white Christian gf finding out I banged a black chick once. She genuinely may be the one, so much better than any other thot I’ve dated, I don’t want to fuck this up

Go Rams!

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Better tell her the truth

The chiefs defense will still be shit because they dont have a single good linebacker

Linebackers literally do not matter in the modern NFL. It is all about pass rushers and corners.
Darius Leonard winning DROTY was a fucking sham, he only one it because the colts are a big market team that the media pushes.

PFF brainlets will tell you that you don't need a front seven anyway because "dude just have your DBs break on the ball and intercept it lmao"

Meanwhile they think James Bradberry is a shit corner because he only has 5 career INTs yet he has basically had to do all of the heavy lifting for the Panthers because they had no rush last year.

>the colts are a big market team

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Dude how new are you? Since Peyton Manning got drafted over 20 years ago they are media darlings. It’s fucking stupid. Tired of those flyover Drumpf-supporting Neanderthals getting unpaid homage. FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE ACTUALLY ARGUED PEYTON OVER BRADY FOR TWENTY YEARS. UGH.

>If you tag me I'll sit out
>Make me the highest paid safety or I'm leaving
"okay"
>What the fuck man this team is so disrespectful

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>posting this in multiple threads
We get it
Also nobody cares about the two most irrelevant NFC teams, please stop taking up precious reply cap

Lose weight fat ass

Imagine looking at this literal fucking ape and thinking you see an innocent man

Nevermind that he admitted to assaulting his son on ape and made clear threats of physical violence against his girlfriend

Queefs fans are so desperate for any kind of success that they'll play actual felons to get an edge

Punchline is you niggers are still going to get lynched by Brady and Beli again

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>he admitted
Already wrong, retard.
Lose weight

>YEAH!!
>WOO!
>HELL YEAH!!!
I'm gonna miss him, bros.

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>patriots harbored a spic that was a literal murderer until the league made them let him go
>chiefs have had a player commit a murder-suicide, two players get in trouble for assaulting women, and the biggest wigger on the planet not named Eminem
>Steelers have a fat rapist QB
>browns have a bunch of divas thrown together in the hope that they maybe succeed
So who are the good guys out of realistic contenders in the AFC? The Chargers? MAYBE the Colts if Luck stopped being an arrogant, pompous fuck?

COPE
O
P
E

I fucking hope so

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L O S E
W
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If you asked Texans fans they would say the Texans

>patriots harbored a spic that was a literal murderer until the league made them let him go
>harbored
They had no idea he was a problem until he killed someone, retard.

McCAFFREY GONNA WIN MVP
CAP THIS

That other thread was retarded and full of foreigners so i left

>Collins could have gone to the Chefs to re-unite with Spags and maybe win a Super Bowl
>Instead goes to the Foreskins who are a perennial 6-10 team and have a tradition of treating their players like shit
>Just so he can stick it to the Giants

lmaoing @ ur lyfe

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>Panthers
>11-5
>Kuechly
>i dont care
>being stuck in my shitty job forever

You should bet on him hes like 50:1 rn

>me and brady's sixth ring

>me and brady’s sixth knee

He just wants to larp as sean taylor. He's obsessed with him it's pathetic. I think he's a queer

>mom says son is terrified of him because of his violent personality
>he responds by saying she should be afraid too

The guy is a textbook psychopath and belongs in prison

But once again, none of this matters because Brady is going to hang him and the rest of the mutt squad from a fucking tree

Realistcally, HOW can we stop him? The tape doesn't even finish all the pieces of the Mahomes puzzle..

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never forget.

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Knowing my luck he'll tear his ACL or some shit week 3

That’s not an admission, retardonigger.
Lose weight

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kek

>gronk on the field for the deep jump ball of old rocket arm tannelel
hard to forget it's so bad.

switch to digital

the fact that he points out the time stamps, as if that's something a regular user would notice just like that

wait preseason is in 10 days? fuck yea

was in the running for mvp

>team looks good
>they look good almost every year
>maybe they win this year maybe they won't

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Riding the coattails of an elite O-Line and elite defense.

Wentz wouldn't be shit without the stupid amount of talent the Eagles have. The Panthers game proved he can't carry the team when he needs to. He completely shit his pants when he needed to make a play to win the game.

To be fair his defense really shit the bed too that game

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They didn't shit the bed so much as they got cocky and complacent. They were dancing on the sidelines in the fourth quarter while forgetting that the Panthers punch above their weight all the time.

>we had no idea the gangbanging spic that got arrested as a teenager for being a gangbanging spic would be a problem

>HAR HAR HE TYPO’D
Lose weight.

>Throw three different laterals to score a miracle touchdown as time expires to force overtime
>Miss the extra point and lose anyway

Is River City Relay the most hilarious sequence of events in NFL history?

Just watch Denver, they had awful defensive coaching and still did the best defensively against KC twice.

The Panthers are an absolute meme
No team should ever feel confident about anything

Yes
All the funnier since its the Saints
If the Chargers didnt give up Brees that would be the Saints crowning achievement

So if Collins is queer, and the rumors of OBJ being queer are true...does that mean the cancer on the Giants the last few years was literal faggotry?

It is all on the tape.

Turn your trip on and stop telling people to lose weight dumbfuck

Old Bay has some pretty good football insight. Definitely my favorite trip.

I agree with you user, Old Bay definitely contributes to the general far better than bradysasshole whom nobody likes.

Yea. Almost all of JRs first round picks have gay rumors. ODELL, LC, Pugh, Apple.

Coincidentally Gettleman purged them all. No homo no problem

That bradysknee kid is like 12 so just ignore him like everyone else does. Old Bay was right about that loser all along.

>a bunch of faggots were gossiping and causing drama

makes you think

t. bradysknee falseflagging as old bay falseflagging as user
I don’t know who’s jewing who anymore

Huh... in that case perhaps that's why the media hates him. He's going after their precious ones...
Also... reusing Pence meme material...

>Dave "Homocaust" Gettleman

Since when were people saying Pugh was gay? For a Reese pick he was honestly never that bad once they moved him to guard.

That’s why you always go for 2

His instagram story right now is 5 guys going on a trip to wine country. He's a fruit dude

You tell me

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christ

So... does this mean Jerry Reese drafted players based on if they'd do sexual favors?

How does it feel to be Matt Kalil?

>Younger brother of one of the best O-Linemen of his era
>Get drafted higher than your brother
>Make the Pro Bowl Year One
>Start sucking
>Everyone hates you and blames bad QB play on you
>Knees go to shit
>Get released
>Get signed by your brother's team where everyone loves your brother and he's a franchise legend
>Everyone hates you because you're the weak link on the O-Line and your contract is retarded and counts for a stupid amount of cap space
>Get your ass whipped in a preseason game
>Get a knee scope
>Never return
>Team lets you go two years into your contract despite taking a huge dead cap hit
>People treat you like they can't wait for you to leave while they all cried when your brother retired
>Get one year deal with the Toxins who allowed 60+ sacks last year
>Knees are still fucked

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thank you based brady
deliver us from evil
amen

ever notice how all the white players on a team only hang out with other whites

he looks like a wax figurine

Explain white/black BFFs like Luke & TD/Jaylon & LVE

>niggers, hobos and the stench of piss everywhere
>”sophisticated”

Tomlin and Roethlisberger are hunting buddies.

same except afraid of brain aneurysms the silent killer i miss my best friend

chief
11-5
Sammy Watkins
of course notlol
being in the wrong timeline and not being able to escape

Baker and Jarvis seem to get along pretty well

>Fins
>7-9
>Kiko Alonso (he is an asshole but is our asshole)
>Nah
>Getting fat or bald, i mean i am already packing some weight so i am in stress zone already.

They're just bros that really really like wine.

They measured kyler murray with the dick measuring tape. It added three inches to his height.

need a girl who will lick my ass

she is gonna have some back problems soon.

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You really do. It's fucking legit.

Btw they will all do it

RBs with over 15 rush att in 10+ games:

2018: 1
2017: 4
2016: 9
2015: 3
2014: 6
2013: 9
2012: 11
2011: 8
2010: 10
2009: 7
2008: 12
2007: 13
2006: 17
2005: 12
2004: 12
2003: 14
2002: 15
2001: 11
2000: 16

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He'll stop himself. He has an Apollo rocket for an arm. But it's all arm strength. He can't throw deep late in the game because his arm is dead from having shitty body mechanics.

It's almost like passing got put on easy mode.

>Can't throw deep late game
>13 4th quarter TDs
>7 within the last 7
>42 Deep passes after the 2nd half is finished
>42 deep passes before the second half is completed
>Same amount of deep passing in both early and late game

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Why is it every time nfl network or espn has a bit on Arizona they keep showing clips of a black midget frolicking and skipping around throwing sidearm 5 yard passes with about four feet of clearance? It's super embarrassing to think someone out there actually believes Murray is going to be anything but a crushed blidget

Guess you better drink some bleach and fix that.

Don't forget the Alpha Brain.
And the bone broth.

>Loins
>8-8
>Darius Slay
>dont care
>losing my hands/arms

>blidget
...black midget?

>/nfl/
>ever not defending a feral nigger from obviously truthfully accusations of child abuse or somestic violence
Pick one
Sportscucks don't care about justice, they only care about these ripped BBC beasts getting a few points for their fantasy team

Can confirm. So many people commented about their fantasy picks on instagram. From Edelman's thumb to Tyreek not getting suspended, fantasy fags are insane. Only concern is if it will effect their points. I don't understand it.

Fantasy is a metal disorder.
Its one thing to care about sports, or your team winning the big game. But Fantasy is on a whole 'nother level of cuckoldry
I've seen fantasy fags actually root against their "real" team because they needed points in some imaginary video game

>blidget
lmfao

It's pathetic

>his defense needs linebackers
Pathetic

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>reddit bay

You're just jelly you don't have any good bros. Also you're probably 14 years old.

btfo lol

There's something to be said for having bros but that picture is gay as hell

>Your Team
vikes
>Projected W/L
8-8
>Your favorite player on that team
T H I E L E N
>Should Tyreek have gotten punished?
maybe one or two games under the personal conduct policy. I don't really care other than not wanting him to be out of the league. he's too fucking fun to watch
>What are you afraid of?
helplessness and futility.

They're doing it wrong, just have some beers with your buddies and try to win some money.

Girls with big asses tend to fart louder, because of their big cheeks. They also aren't able to wipe as clean, and sweat more there. The net effect is that women with big asses are the least likely to find arousal in sexualizing the area around the anus. They are too familiar with the hygiene issues to find simple pleasure there.

In contrast, women with smaller asses have minimal hygiene issues around the butthole. They also feel inadequate. The result is that they seek out and desire anal pleasure because it is validating and does not conflict with any idea of the area as "dirty".

It's an odd dilemma. If you wanna plant your face in a big, fat, thicc, athletic ass, you're going to have to find a chick who just happens to really like getting her asshole pleasured / is inordinately clean.

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>Redskins.
>10-6 if the injuries are not as severe, this, "will be one of the worse teams in the league and finish 2-14/3-13," meme is tiresome and nobody who has said this has given a single reason why that would happen.
>Ryan Kerrigan.
>players have gotten punished much harsher for less.
>not saying because people will reply with pictures of said fear.

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They will start 1-5 but nice trips lad

>>Your Team
Bears
>>Projected W/L
12-4
>>Your favorite player on that team
Hicks
>>Should Tyreek have gotten punished?
No, for once the NFL got it right
>>What are you afraid of?
The Patriots

He shouldnt lose his job because someone accused him of something without evidence. Whether you think he did or didnt do it the fact still remains that NFL has nothing on him.

Fantasy gives you good reasons to root for other teams when your team isn't on. Personally I draft my favorite players or players I'm already rooting for as well as a few from my team. If you wanna single out the autistic people and hate it that's fine but you're missing out.

That is if you have friends at least which I'm assuming you don't.

>Hicks
I'm a Patriots fan but after watching this guy's interview on NFL, I'm a fan. I played nose tackle in college and Hicks is the exact guy you want on the line with you. Bears are the second team I'm watching this season just to see that guy play. Dude's a monster.

youtube.com/watch?v=HS4af3K4m1Y

>best roster
>best defense
>best coach
>pro bowl qb
The Owl bandwagon has not taken off yet dont wait too long to hop on

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If Aaron Rodgers is such a once in a lifetime talent, why aren't the Packers building their team around the idea that he can make unique passes or that he is uniquely gifted? Why not just focus on bringing on wide receiver talent, just enough of a running game to keep the defense honest, and build the strongest o-line they can to protect Rodgers? Then just pay for a budget defense.

By Rodgers dickrider logic, shouldn't he win most of his games with this setup? Because even if their defense gets run over and they have a bottom 10 defense every year, Rodgers with enough offensive help would be unstoppable. He will almost always score points when he gets the ball back. He's a comeback king. If only he had help, the Packers would win everything.

If that's really true, why aren't the Packers built around maximizing Rodgers? Why bother building a well-rounded team when you have a unique talent that you're apparently wasting?

How the fuck aren't all of those trips banned at this point? All they do is derail these already shitty threads constantly. I genuinely cannot tell if it's just one loser with a lot of spare time or if it really is a bunch of different people. They all act practically identical.

Totally.

therams.com/video/lamarcus-joyner-seals-win-with-rams-third-int-of-patrick-mahomes

>Cards
>0-16
>Fitz
>No
>not so much afraid, but expecting Murray to get injured by week 6 and be out for the season, Cards take another QB 1st overall

>Your Team
Bears
>Projected W/L
11-5
>Your favorite player on that team
Hicks
>Should Tyreek have gotten punished?
No
>What are you afraid of?
Family finding out that I fap to anime girls.

I would quit watching football if I were a cardinals fan.

Too many retards here are saying "tyreek did nothing wrong" just because they think it will trigger r*ddit. Really reek should get the rope just like all niggers that step out of line should

You guys ever feel like there’s only 3-6 real teams you’re supposed to like and the rest are filler/feeder teams the NFL produces merch for just to keep up the charade?

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Being a fan of this team is the perfect vehicle for self-loathing.

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that sounds way more like the NBA

Feet

Indeed, feet are the low tier fetish.

3 of those 6 teams are going to be replaced with Chiefs, Panthers, and Browns next decade

Browns will be a redemption storyline
Panthers will the the David in a David & Goliath storyline
Chiefs are the rising star storyline

Kyler Murray is gonna be a beast bro, dude has an absurd skillset and is a better leader than Rosen is. I'm saying this as a Rams fan.
youtu.be/f67d7bQPR9k

manlet bust

>playing with an O-line that can potentially stop a parked car
>playing against a college defense
>implying the Rams won't attempt to snap his spine at the earliest opportunity

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redpilled

fuck the los angeles teams

Blidget bust

>You guys ever feel like there’s only 3-6 real teams you’re supposed to like
No. The NFL has some of the best parity among sports leagues. There are always different teams rising and falling in the past 40 years of its existence since expanding to a 16 game season and especially since introducing the salary cap.

I mean, San Francisco 49ers used to be the golden boys of the league at one point. They're an absolute joke now. They had a brief resurgence thanks to a sock sniffing weirdo psychopath as a head coach, and now they're shit again. Patriots used to be gutter trash forever until Brady.

It just switches with time which teams are good and bad, and about 8 at a time are "real teams" while the rest are trying to get their shit together.

>Patriots used to be gutter trash forever until Brady.
They went to the Superbowl twice before Brady showed up.

And both the Bills and the Vikings both have made it 4 times in their history

RIP botes

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thats just not how football works
look at all the gun slingers, even the best get slowed down by great defenses. Their best years came off the back of good run games and defenses, like Marino, Favre, Brees, Elway, and even Rodgers
takeaways, controlling clock, protecting the ball are all important to winning same as scoring points
the marginal gain from adding to an already potent passing attack is less than the marginal gain of adding a good run game or more competent defense. Run games thrash defenses if they don't respect them and defenses shorten opponents possessions and flip the field

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for me, Its Sanders
>Broncos fan

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What are the stats for the past few years?

Rodgers is a great QB but people get too caught up in MUH HIGHLIGHT REEL THROWS and think he’s the best ever. Being able to make hard throws is part of a QB’s job, and Rodgers may well be the best in the game at it. The significantly more important part of a QB’s job is being able to read defenses pre-snap and pick the correct play so they DON’T have to make a crazy off balance chaotic throw. Brady is the best pre-snap QB I have ever seen and it’s why he’s the GOAT. Peyton was also phenomenal at this. Rodgers isn’t, and for that matter I feel Wilson is overrated for similar reasons. Crazy good athleticism and pocket awareness, but they both put themselves into bad situations more than they need to, even if they’re fantastic at salvaging those bad situations.

miss them so much senpai

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Fleetbros rise up!

berds

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Who will pick up allen hurns now that Dallas is dropping him? Broncos are weak in WR corps

>Why aren’t the Packers building a team around Rodgers?
They got no money

Just raise the price of tickets?

UNNNNNNHHHHHHHH.......*SHITS PANTS*

>They went to the Superbowl twice before Brady showed up.
The Patriots were founded in 1960 and played in the AFL until 1969. During those 10 seasons, their combined total record was 63-68-9(.480), and they went to the playoffs just once with a pathetic 7-6-1 record, where they got fucking crushed by the Chargers 51-10.

Now after the NFL merger, from 1970-1992(before the Bill Parcells/Pete Caroll era Patriots) the Patriots were fucking pathetic. Discounting the 1982 strike season with scab players and fucked playoffs, the Patriots had a combined record of 148-188(.440). In 22 seasons, they made the playoffs just 4 times, made the super bowl once, and had a 2-4 record(2-5 if you count the strike year, which I don't)

From 1993-2000 during the Parcells/Carroll era, they went 64-64(.500), made 4 playoff appearances in 8 years, and went 3-4 in the playoffs with one super bowl appearance. So the only time pre-Brady they were maybe slightly above average or just totally average.

What does all of that boil down to? Comparing those numbers to modern era teams, the pre-Brady Patriots would be the equivalent of the modern day Dolphins, Jaguars, or Cardinals. In other words, they were shit.

Now that’s what I call shitposting!

This is the year

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*goes 19-0 in your path*

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That you go 0-16

RIP mark sanchez

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>implying the rams have anyone of note outside of Aaron "Uruk-hai" Donald
>Implying the 49ers don't have the best, deepest, defensive line in the West
>Implying the 49ers aren't going to mangle DJ and the Elf behind the LoS

Gurley fleeced you almost as bad as Garoppolo fleeced the 49ers.

>ended career recovering a fumble with his butt.
it all came full-circle.

>player A and team A agree to a contract.
>years later player B on team B gets a bigger contract playing the same position.
>player A demands new contract despite already agreeing to the previous contract.
why do people do this

bloggingtheboys.com/2019/7/23/20703909/nfl-executives-say-dak-prescott-is-a-tier-3-quarterback-did-they-get-it-right-dallas-cowboys
>W-What do you mean I'm a tier 3 QB?
>W-What do you mean I'm a Zekebabby and defensebabby?
>I'M WORTH 30-plus MILLION DOLLARS LIKE THAT WENTZ GUY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>worker gets paid 2 dollars an hour to work in a factory
>years later workers want to make 5x that
>"why can't we just go back to paying them 2 dollars REEEEEEE"

I feel so bad for the guy. He brings the Jets their only real glory since Namath and nearly makes them relevant again, and his entire career is tarnished because he made ONE goofy bad play.

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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I'm guessing you've never had a job before...?

never an eight-figure salary job.

>the top tier consists of 8 QBs: (proceeds to name 7 of them, leaving out Luck)
Man, cowcucks are STILL seething over 23-0

>Being able to make hard throws is part of a QB’s job, and Rodgers may well be the best in the game at it.
too bad he does not do that anymore and instead throws the ball away.

Have you never asked for a raise or negotiated an increased wage before?

>tfw you just graduated college but your college discount for your sunday ticket subscription still goes through

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what team do you like eggman?

Eagles despite getting fired

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help me understand how da bears could possibly beat the iggles

Injure Wentz.

>All NFL fans are so desperate for any kind of success that they'll play actual felons to get an edge

Ftfy

>implying that my chiefs have a single felon on the roster

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>if Luck stopped being an arrogant, pompous fuck?
The fuck? I thought the knock against Luck was that he was too nice?

Patriots

My knock against him is that he sounds fat despite not being fat.

Patriots WR corp is theoretically stacked.

So is the Tards

Tards don’t have Brady, BB and a god tier O-line.

>implying the Rams had anyone of note when they injure the shit out of the Cards

Either way, my team is fucked but we WILL sweep your $(er's as tradition dictates.

>Sorry, the NFL is already occupied with the Fly Eagles Flystoryline. I’m afraid Houston Strongisnt going to be possible. You’ll have to try the MLB

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>a bunch of unproven rookies and the mummy of Nice Hands Larry
>stacked

No

Also because he was shit. He was decent for 2 seasons and really that was all the fault of their defense

>not liking Andre the giants voice on a neckbeard with a jacked body
Luck is a Frankenstein and I love him for it (no homo)

No? Gronk is gone, Edelman is good but there are way better receivers in the league, he hardly constitutes "elite" or a stacked spot or something. Gordon is still suspended. The Patriots are in the same position as they usually are at WR: Brady making a bunch of 'literally who's household names. Do you think anyone even knows who Edelman is if he isn't on the Patriots? No.

Remember Danny Amendola? That clutch sick playoff receiver that brought the Patriots playoff success? Yeah, what team is he on now? Can you even say without looking it up? Same thing with Chris Hogan. Or James White. Or any of those other guys.

The Patriots/Brady have pretty much never had a stacked WR corp. 2007 or maybe certain Aaron Hernandez years or one other year is the only time you could argue that.

>Brady at WR
They’re stacked

>implying Studfeld isn't the next GOAT

>rodgers isnt good at reading defenses and presnap adjustments
jesus christ youre retarded. thats been his whole damn offense especially his MVP years and 2016
sure he might not be the all time GOAT but damn

>First 10 years
>Went to the playoffs once
>Next 22 years
>Went to the playoffs 4 times and made the Super Bowl once
>Next 8 years
>Went to the playoffs 4 times and made the Super Bowl once
>What does all of that boil down to?
A team on the verge of winning the Super Bowl

The New York Football Airplanes will #Riseup!

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Lads....
>be me
>be dating this cute boy i met at church
>played handegg in high school, STEM degree, tall
>im his first serious gf in 10 years
>things go well for 6 months, thinking he could be The One
>yesterday he sits me down and admits he was raped by an ex gf once
>she got him drunk and high and locked him in her bedroom and just had her way with him
>pic related is how i felt on the inside
I lost respect for him in that moment. I know its not right to judge him on something that happened years ago that he had no control over, but its the truth. Looking at him across the table at Ruby Tuesday’s at lunch today all I saw was weak, used goods
Wat do?

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Dilate

Imagine, we lived long enough to see the most Transcedent talent in the NFL pass on the reins to the next most Transcendent talent the NFL has ever see.

Some people get lucky to live long enough to see just one great who forever changes the sport infront of them.

We got to see two.

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Tits or gtfo

I know, watching Marino hand off the reins to Peyton was amazing

I'm talking about Brady to Mahomes senpai

I thought you were talking about transcendent talents though?

I am, which neither Marino or Peyton were

Mahomes is just a better Aaron rodgers right now.

Imagine taking the time to think that up and type that out. Tragic.

>Marino
>not a transcendent talent
Zoomer detected

>Mahomes isn't a transcendent talent
Boomer detected

he can't even transcend his defense

It’s been one season. Let’s pump the brakes and see if he maintains it.

>Marino
>NEver won a ring

He's got the best TE-WR combo in the NFL and a coach who's godly for QBs.

Marino had Mahomes' numbers in 1984.

You should really do better research on playoff/super bowl numbers/the league. First of all, in the first 10 years, they played in the AFL where there were only 8 teams initially, and it expanded to 10 teams near the end of its 10 year run. That means that despite 25% of the league making the playoffs each year and only 8/10 teams in the league, the Patriots only made it once in 10 years. And the one time they made it it's because the rest of their division was so bad that a 7-6-1 record was good enough to win it. Thus why the Chargers pushed their shit in.

The rest is just you being ignorant of how often the average team makes the playoffs/the super bowl. 9 playoff appearances in 40 years is not a good ratio, especially when the very vast majority of those are one and done. Most teams have appeared in a Super Bowl or two and lost them. Not a special achievement.

If the pre-Brady Patriots were "on the verge of winning a Super Bowl", so are the modern day Cardinals. Except, you know, they aren't anywhere close to it.

Marino never had Mahomes numbers

>rings are an individual stat
Easiest way to identify a brainlet

>Marino had Mahomes numbers when teams were focused on stopping the run

>Eagles
>11-5
>Now that Long is gone I suppose it would have to be Kelce or Wentz
>Absolutely
>Dying alone

>on the verge of winning a Super Bowl", so are the modern day Cardinals. Except, you know, they aren't anywhere close to it.
They were less than a minute from winning SB43

>MAhomes cant even transcend his defense
>bring up Marino has indeed never in a full career opposed to mahomes 1 complete season

I'm only bringing up what they brought up. Mahomes has transcended his defense for a first seed so far, and a career to go.

Marino never had mahomes numbers

Passing is easier in present day NFL than it has ever been before. You're retarded if you think Mahomes doesn't benefit from his era but Marino did.

Quarterback is the single most influential position in all of sports, if you're one of the best of all time you should have a ring

Marino's dolphins ran 5 WR sets when most teams didn't even have 4 CBs on the roster. He benefited from his opponents literally being unable to cover all his fast nogs.

I'm saying they both have their advantages

And the Seahawks should have ran it. Woulda coulda shoulda doesn't really translate to "the team is on the verge of winning the Super Bowl".

>Quarterback is the single most influential position in all of sports
2nd most. Pitchers have more influence over their game than Quarterbacks do. Quarterbacks need their teammates for success. Pitchers do not other than needing at least one batter to be run in over 9 innings. Much, much less team dependency than a Quarterback relies on his team to win.

I agree QB is very influential, but sadly Pitcher beats it out for position importance and influence.

Sure but a single pitcher only plays around 2 full games in a playoff series.

Pitchers very rarely can pitch a complete game. Thus pitchers have to rely on other pitchers to pitch defense in the home stretch. Most bullpen guys can only pitch an inning so you'll not only need to rely on hitters to hit one run in, you need to rely on two or more bullpen pitchers to close out your perfect game.

Meanwhile QBs don't need to rely on other QBs to close out a game. you can argue that QBs need defense, but pitchers need defense just as much, your no hitter doesn't matter if they're gotten multiple runs in due to errors.

this too

>being on the verge of winning a super bowl doesn’t count as being on the verge of winning a super bowl
I don’t think you know what “on the verge of” means

>Quarterback is the single most influential position in all of sports
>if you're one of the best of all time you should have a ring
The first part can be true with the second still being false. It may be the most influential position in sports, but that doesn't mean its necessarily influential enough to justify >muh ringzzzzzz

although honestly any basketball position is more important than QB or pitcher just because of the fact 1 ELITE basketball player like Lebron can win a championship based entirely off his talent.

cant say that about other leagues

It's you who doesn't. First of all, it's been a decade since they've been in a super bowl. Second, they haven't really even come close to being back since then. They've had some playoff runs and that's it. Their current roster is in tatters. They won't even be positioned to TRY and make an NFC Championship for like 3 or 4 years.

So yeah, the Cardinals are not anywhere near winning a super bowl. Losing a close super bowl obviously doesn't mean much because they haven't won in the 11 years since they failed to do it. Same with the Bills. Or any number of other teams that had some close calls but choked away their chance. They aren't on the verge of doing jack shit.

lol no. when Lebron was the only elite player on his team he got swept in the finals. same thing with AI on the Sixers. a single player matters more in basketball because of smaller team size, but one person cannot carry a team to a championship in any team sport.

The chiefs are on the verge of appearing in a SB

The Pats wouldn't have any Super Bowls without Tim Brody.

>Lebron wasn't the only good play on the team when they reverse swept the warriors

>Khawhi wasnt the only good player on the raptors

I think this is the best defensive play I've ever seen.

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Yes, and yes? Watch some basketball instead of getting your news from Twitter narratives.

That's just awful offensive line play.

>Lebron makes the Cavs a playoff contender
>Without lebron they dont make playoffs

Lebron was the only reason they got a championship.

>drafts 50 WRs when this is the state of your O-line

How can anyone support this franchise

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That is currently an accurate statement, because their roster is currently stacked offensively, Mahomes now has experience under his belt, and it is reasonable to expect they will at the very least be in the playoffs this year. They may not get there, but it's a fair assessment.

Now, if the Chiefs don't get there in the next 5 years, they stop making the playoffs, can't make the playoffs two seasons in a row, they make the AFC CG and lose again, etc etc...then that statement stops having credibility.

You said they were never in “modern times” on the verge of winning a super bowl. I said they were in 2009, which is true, regardless of how bad they are now. I really hope you’re a Chicano because there’s no excuse for your poor understanding of English if you’re a native speaker

I'm sure Kyrie Irving putting up 40 points in an elimination game was entirely irrelevant. When Lebron was the only top tier player on the Cavs, they got swept by the Spurs in the finals, and couldn't get past the Big 3 Celtics. That's why he left for Miami. You really need better opinions.

I dunno, it didn't seem that bad. The RT played it alright. He had to shade to the outside against a speed rusher, and he recovered in time to make the block on the DT. The guard got blindsided, not much he could have done other than be a bit stronger in his legs and core. If Von hadn't made a freakish recovery with insane explosiveness off the ground, it would have been a positive play for the offense.

when Lebron reverse swept the Warriors on the Cavs to win the Cavs their only title, Lebron was the only good player and the sole reason as to why that team was even in the playoffs.

Lebron carried.

jags = owl

>You said they were never in “modern times” on the verge of winning a super bowl.
Yes. MODERN TIMES. As in the entire stretch of realignment. If we take the entire era as a whole, it is apparent they were not imminently poised to win a super bowl. Losing a super bowl does not mean you are primed to come back and win it, as evidenced by the history of half the teams in the league. You are talking about individual lost games like they matter(they don't) or that losing by a small margin matters(it doesn't). A lost game is a lost game, and nobody gets partial credit for a close loss.

>a QB scramble for 5 yards after watching your line get knocked over like bowling pins is a positive play

That play wasn't a one time occurrence for the Cardinals last year. Murray had better be ready to run for his life because it's all he'll have time for. And yes I know what "positive play" means. 5 yard scrambles aren't gonna get the Tards to the playoffs though.

Complete revisionist history. Kyrie Irving averaged 27 points a game in the finals, more than anyone on the Warriors averaged. He had 41 in the crucial game 5, and hit the shot that won the finals. You can say Lebron was the best player on that team, but it's genuinely retarded to say he was the only reason they won. Stop getting all your takes from Yea Forums.

The Cards o-line is and was trash, but I'm just saying they didn't do anything particularly wrong there. It was a really well executed play by the d-line, and Von made a ridiculous individual effort.

I'd also like to add that you should look up the word "modern". 11 years ago is very obviously not what I was referring to to begin with, but even if we adjust my argument to encapsulate two decades, the Cardinals were never really anywhere close to being poised to win. They made one fluke run as a 9-7 team that entered the playoffs finishing the season 2-4. And you want to count that as "on the verge". No. The modern cardinals are not on the verge of winning the super bowl.

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>yfw Brady gets suspended for trying to drown his pissant daughter

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Is there a single day in your life where you haven't thought about the Patriots?

hes better than rodgers at this moment but he wasnt as good as peak rodgers

>reddit bay

>reddit bay

Miller made a great effort, but the rush wasn't anything special. Against a half decent unit with any semblance of cohesiveness those rushers would have been picked up without the line looking like lost lambs.

Hockey goalies are more influential

Also in the NL pitchers can score runs themselves

>I'm just saying they didn't do anything particularly wrong there.
They absolutely did. It was well executed by the D in the sense that the outside rusher lined up wide, charged forward to make the outside lineman back up,and then cut in extremely fast to blindside the guard, but that's an extremely common tactic. Something they should know and be prepared for. He didn't react to that situation intelligently, he panicked and covered the quarterback as best he could. While it was a decent effort to try and cover his mistake, if he were better trained, they could maintain good coverage for the quarterback despite the advantageous block they achieved if he had just adjusted his assignment sooner. Instead, you'll notice Rosen is forced to side step and move forward out of the pocket and into the arms of a waiting defender because the other defensive lineman got around to the back.

It is both good play by the D and low skill but high effort adjustment by the offensive line.

What are the stadiums used for during the off season? Concerts and shit?

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It's literally national news.

Orgies.

I made the tier list based on PFF rankings a few threads ago and figured I'd make another list nobody asked for or wanted: here's the QBs tier list based on a survey of 55 NFL executives and coaches. They were asked to vote for a QB to be in one of five tiers, with one being the best (S here) and five being the worst. No QB was voted as so bad they belonged in tier 5, so the image only goes down to C/4. No rookies were voted for, and I included a few QBs at the bottom who were not voted for in this list. All tiers are ordered except for that no-votes tier. Enjoy autism.
Tiers roughly correspond as follows according to the survey:
S - can carry his team week-in week-out and handles passing situations expertly
A - can carry his team from time to time but not as consistently as S-tier
B - quality starter, but needs a great running game or defense to win. lower-volume passing offense helps them a lot
C - unproven player with upside, or a veteran who is clearly a backup at this point in his career
D - terrible, shouldn't be in consideration for starting a game at any point (nobody voted into this tier for 2019)

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>Muh twitter outburst
You're an absolute fucking retard. Props for making me google Tom Brady and seeing the most recent news.

>mayfield
>stafford
kek and lel

big boomer is A at best these days

>people actually care and are freaking out because Brady's daughter dove off a short cliff with him and she screwed it up a bit
Slow news day, I guess.

the Old Bays of the world spend their days shoveling Patriots-related clickbait into their mouths

is funny how much better Cam Newton is than everyone else in B....

Are the tiers themselves ordered or no?

Other than the "not voted on" tier, they are ordered.

I mean, I don't think the o-line did a good job. I just was reacting to the first comment on the clip being "oh my god that o-line is straight trash!!!1!!1!". My first thought is definitely "Von Miller is an absolute freak."

>Rodgers above Brady
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST I can't handle you retards.

Fuck off reddit bay

>you retards
Did you not read the part where I didn't make the list, it was voted on by executives? God damn you illiterate dipshits

Poopscott, Winston, and Flacco should be in tier C.

tell that to the nfl execs face...

Oh fuck, I just realized you already typed that in your post. I have no idea how I missed that.

I fucking will.

>All tiers are ordered except for that no-votes tier.

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Foles is the best player in B-tier. Cam is second though.
I think B-tier as is, it goes Foles, Cam, slight drop-off, Dak, moderate drop-off, Kirk, massive drop-off, everyone else.
Of course this isn’t accounting for the fact that Fatford should be in B tier. How the hell he got in A, I don’t know.

Jimmy G is a moderate and massive dropoff behind Dak? I think not.

He's just too unknown right now. I wouldn't be shocked if he's A-tier after this season, but right now I feel the same way about him as I did with Luck before last season: looked really good at one point, got hurt, have no idea how they'll be when they return. Luck wound up balling out so maybe Jimmy G will too but there's no way to know yet

What about Carr how much better is Dak than him really

How many all time QBs dont have a ring?

A lot. Carr got massively overrated by this board because of one good season. It's one of the few times where normies/casuals and talking heads were right and spuh was wrong

Tarkenton
Marino
Kelly
Fouts
Moon
McNair
Testaverde if you want to include him, though I don’t

Marino
Tarkenton
Kelly

Dak has been considerably more efficient than Carr

Hell Look how much better Amari Cooper played once he left Carr and went to Dak

Rivers as well

>Testaverde
The only think I remember about him was his phantom touchdown which was a catalyst for implementing instant review

>he unironically rates duck poopscott
Oh nonono

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How did the most recent game between these two teams go?

The Dallas Cowboys defeated the Seattle Seahawks in the 2019 NFC Wild Card playoff. Does that help with your C O P E?

The chiefs are legit dangerous.

I’m a fan of an AFC team so I’m not coping with anything

Ok

Wilson threw like 8 times in the first three quarters.

Maybe if they weren’t such a bunch of idiots

Sneth

Randy Moss

Man he must really suck if the coach doesn’t trust him to throw more than 8 times

Yeah that's why they abandoned the run in the fourth and let Wilson air it out

>he doesn't know about STUDfeld

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Based and Studpilled

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Matt Ryan is better than Big Ben.

>jets
>worst case 6-10 best case 10-6
>jamal adams
>probobaly
>Nothing all my nightmares came true

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basado

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And lost

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>>Your Team
Le orange horses

>>Projected W/L
7-9 sadly

>>Your favorite player on that team
Sutton, I can't wait to see him keep improving this year

>>Should Tyreek have gotten punished?
No, but I wouldn't mind it

>>What are you afraid of?
Failure and large spiders

Eagles
11-5
Wentz
No, mob justice is unamerican. Either the police prove his guilt or everyone fucks off
Severe burns

Cowgirls lost in the Divisional so it really makes no difference. Playoff wins are irrelevant unless you win the owl

Tell that to everyone that posts the relevance of the championship game

28-3

16-0 year of the zoomer

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His deep ball is beautiful.

It is irrelevant but the Cowgirls aren't even good enough to lose a NFCCG

The divisional was pretty much the NFC championship as the team that won went to the Super Bowl.
Literally no difference.

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Them and 28 other teams, like yours that lost in the wild card. Unless your team is even worse than the xecucks

REMINDER

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>The divisional was pretty much the NFC championship
Do you think that cowboys could win at superdome? I know they won against aints in regular season but come on now.

WHAT POISE!!!

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If they were able to beat the rams they would’ve been way better than the aints and would’ve bootyblasted their way to the superbowl
But they weren’t so they lost

>the absolute state of Dallass
>the absolute state of Kansass Shitty

Losing in a championship game means you get a second round pick at a first round price and have nothing to show for it.

If Foles' meme magic hadn't run out after the first two drives, the Eagles would have beaten the Saints and won the owl.

Worst fans in the NFL.

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You know it doesn't work like that.

>if

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Imagine having BOTH your talented QBs absolutely blown the fuck out by the Saints in the same season. Almost as bad as the Panthers getting beat thrice in one season.

Foles is like Eli. He only wins games against teams he shouldn’t.

So Reverse Seattle?

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Cam is low A at least

are we doing this again? another year of this shit? another year of people getting too hyped about the chiefs hot start and spamming about them until their inevitable late season/playoff collapse?

arent you guys sick of it by now? how do you still enjoy this?

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>

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I’m not gonna lie: it bothers me Patriots never have a tough schedule. Like Baltimore, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh are the only tough games they got. I guess it helps when 6 games are guaranteed Ws

>C'MON TOM!
Based Jenkins

How many years ago was that?

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5 games*

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Depends on the city.

Based investor

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rank them based on their smiles

Benefits of being the John Cena of the league. People pull some strings for you

What a dumb mothafucka.

Haha

Dont hate the team, hate the game

What an absolutely stupid bastard

Oh my fuck

>I’m not gonna lie: it bothers me Patriots never have a tough schedule
The Patriots as a franchise have had a tougher than average schedule since realignment. Their average schedule is, I believe, 14/32. And that's saying something because the Patriots have consistently been a top #1-#2 team their entire existence since realignment. Logically speaking, they should automatically have an easier schedule compared to the league when so often, they are a part of at least 12 other teams' schedules but they can't play themselves, obviously. Which automatically makes their schedule "easier" since they can't play the best - their own team.

So no, you're wrong. They don't always have an easier schedule.

NEW THREAD

It's not their fault they have to play the Bills twice a year.

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>6 games
Patriots have only swept their division once. This was the year they went 18-1. On average, they have around 4.2 wins from their division I believe. So depending how you want to interpret it that's either 4 or 5 a season. (4 if you round correctly, 5 if you want to complain about the Pats). Either way, you and everyone else who parrots that is wrong.

just blow him and get it over with.

Absolutely based, chiefs winning the owl this year screencap this retards

>Comming from a trip nigger
All i needed to hear to confirm chiefs are based af

>goof

>fins fucking themselves out of a higher draft pick

I mean like top 10

I would if I didn't just enjoy the sport itself