>invents football
>invents rugby
>invents cricket
>invents tennis
>invents golf
>invents hockey
>invents netball
>invents polo
>invents water polo
>invents motor sports
>invents snooker
>invents darts
>invents boxing
>invents billiards
>invents curling
>invents squash
>invents badminton
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You forgot ice hockey and baseball
Still suck at every single one of them.
didnt england just win a world cup? im sure they did
Thank you, England.
We also invented croquet.
Is the rest of the world even trying?
With refball.
Unironical thanks. Sad to see the state of you now.
I think you mean umpireball :)
Still. Making the final would surely mean they don’t suck?
Based bongs why are you guys so awkward in real life?
Baseball, yes, but I'm pretty sure Canadians invented ice hockey.
>invents television
>invents the telephone
>invents the refrigerator
>invents colour photography
>invents flushing toilets
>invents GTA
We are the opposite of awkward, your stereotypes are bizarre.
it's not our fault the whole world obsesses over games we made, culture vulture
Excuse me Satan, Thomas Crapper, inventor of the modern toilet - was English.
Based Crapper. He was my excuse when teachers tried to give me a bollocking about using 'crap'
>Thomas Crapper, inventor of the modern toilet
Am I witnessing the famous "British humour"?
Mate we are already included in the OP with football and golf
Probably once met a scandinavian and just assumed anyone with an accent is british
His name is where the word 'crap' comes from.
It's 'the Crapper', get it?
>One chance at life
>Make your family name synonymous with excrement
>awkward
we're well known for knowing how to have a good time, just ask any hot European tourist destination
I heard you Brits calling it "the shitter" or "the loo" but never "the crapper"
Wait. This guy invented the crapper, the ballcock and the bent trap?
Imagine a world where we still shat in holes like those fucking Chinks.
Thomas Crapper saved us from that. If only everyone could be as great as Mr.Crapper.
literally everything you posted besides bar games are dominated by another country
All the brits I know are awkward as fuck but nice guys until they have a few beers and then turn into dickheads
There's not a chance that was all accidental. What an absolute lad.
>Help to drastically improve sanitary conditions through his inventions
>Name gets turned into a meme and people refer to it as just another word for shit
The type of Brits in America aren't your average brit
Must be hard when you cant hard afford to play them
BASED WHITE PEOPLE
you've never met a "brit" in your life
Canadians did invent ice hockey, there's an argument whether they adapted it from a native game or from irish hurling.
You could take credit for ice hockey still because Canada was in the British Empire as a realm or whatever at the time.
>le 16,28% brit
Wrong. I am a Brit you mong
>t. 1/64th English
Post kettle.
>invents USA
You doomed us all
I blame France.
That was Canada's fault
No we don't. What about that one time when we hosted [insert sport name]'s biggest tournament and won (albeit amid controversy)
Feeling's mutual. We made our beds when we helped the commies stop Hitler.
Did we just have too much time on our hands or what?
grease
hehe, he isn't a brit. Exposed!
Most Brits you see in North America ate the ones who were working class scum back home - my mom was born there, and my grandparents (long ago divorced) are the most alcoholic people known to man.
I watched the World Cup semifinal in a "British" pub, and almost everyone there was a fat, old, and 5'6"
>limited overs grigget.
a 3 year Test tournament is coming up. That will determine who is truly best
Industrial Revolution m8.
Explain
ta
>squash invited by the Brits
Based
based grease
>invents soccer
>constantly humiliated on the world stage
>invents golf
>constantly humiliated by big strong american half asian half black GOAT
>bragging about waterpolo
>Darts
>a sport
>invents boxing
>every highest ranked heavyweight is american
>claiming canadian inventions as your own
lol @op all of those sports are rip off of continental europe traditions, once again the perfidious anglo being perfidious.
seethe
You forgot faggotry every brit talks and walks like a goddamn faggot.
Good to see tiddlywinks officially confirmed as a sport
the irony
>holding hands is worse than taking in the ass
holding hands is an intimate gesture, giving your m8 a cheeky rimming is just abit of fun
Correct. You can easily bum someone as a joke or a prank but you can't do that with holding hands its just gay.
>sucks at all of them
kek
Olympic status when?
I don't understand what makes brits so cringy compared to aussies. Maybe you just don't get enough sun
it was a joke, his heart medication was fuckin with his head
Guys holding hands in South Asia is very coming and doesn't imply faggotry.
>Sticking it in your mates ass is fun
There's literally nothing wrong with being gay, Rajesh.
This is the absolute worst time you could've made this post. It's literally fucking scorching rn.
great lad he was, tommy crap
All based inventions except soccer.
Im not sure, lemme check. I havent hear anything relevant going lately.
t. never won literally anythimg in any remotely relevant sport
Howling at your life
What have bongs invented lately?
Crabcock.
porn licenses
>>invents football
Dominated by Brazil and Germany
>>invents rugby
Dominated by New Zealand
>>invents cricket
Dominated by India and Australia
>>invents tennis
Dominated by Serbs and Spaniards
>>invents golf
Dominated by Americans
>>invents hockey
Dominated by Canadians
>>invents netball
Dominated by Australia
>>invents polo
Dominated by Argentina
>>invents water polo
Dominated by Serbia
>>invents motor sports
Not sports
>>invents snooker
Not a sport
>>invents darts
Not a sport
>>invents boxing
Dominated by America
>>invents billiards
Not a sport
>>invents curling
Dominated by Canada
>>invents squash
Dominated by Egypt
>>invents badminton
Dominated by China
>football
>Dominated by Brazil and Germany
>and Germany
>dead end job
>no hobbies or interests
>can't decide if i prefer work or free time because both are equally shit, everything feels the fucking same
>no friends
>no gf, ever
>alcoholic
>always show up to work drunk or hangover
>getting fatter with each month
>growing more angry and frustrated with each fuckign day that passes
No, YOU'RE welcome, user.
>invents Boris Johnson
>invents cricket
>Dominated by India and Australia
Been livin under a rock for the past two weeks, Pajeet?
>Dominated by India and Australia
Literally just australia sweetie. Also england won the world cup this year so it might be their era next
I can't believe a sport exists where the first batting team automatically wins in a tie.
Not only is that not what happens, we batted second - you dumb nigger.
Lel at that gif
Take it easy leaf, Lesotho may be lurking
Kiwis were robbed
Kek
We've unironically contributed more to the world than every other E*ropean nation combined
This, we're the protagonist of humanity
wtf man :/
Did you actually invent motorsports? I thought the first motor race was in France
That was basically just a street race.
The first actual racing track was built here.
Is "right now" just too much for you to type? Are you that busy?
T
>formalises the laws of electromagnetism (which also triggered Einstein's thoughts on the nature of light and hence relativity)
>invents the steam engine and so kickstarts the industrial revolution
You should have shame for not mentioning these
your greatest achievement so far has been the United States of America
*Ever will be
>won
hmmmm
let it go poopee x
Thank you, Englel